/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

>Cunny made it to the end of the thread unscathed
Cunny bros, we won!

my wife

>>26635273
You mean MY wife?

>>26635162
Reminder that Gura knows we like her butt so much that she branded the dino Gura's butt with our image.

>>26635162
Gura has kind of a FAT ASS in this pic

>>26635415
>You like my butt?

>>26633553
>Ame: you’ve got a nice body shape here, it’s like a balloon!
>Gura: am I at least a sexy balloon?
>Ame: *laughs* yeah
Something like that

>>26635521
isn't this the same thing that rushia did?

>>26635556
That's hot

Hnng

>KINO totsu with surprise Gurame offcollab
>KINO 3D concert feat. all of Myth
>merch is better and cheaper than last year
>whole week of offcollabs
>schizos BTFO into another galaxy
It feels FUCKING GREAT to be a chumbud rught now.

>>26635996
wait, how did you get such high res emotes?

>>26635996
I can't believe chadgra is real

look at this retard

>>26636059
That looks like it was run through waifu2x. It will upscale most anime images but they might acquire an oil painting filter if you go too far with it.

>>26636077
DuDuL already made a version back during RFA arc.

WTF Gooba has twintails???

FUCK IMAGINE GURA IN TWIN TAILS HOW CUTE WOULD IT BE I WANT TO SEE IT SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How often does gura do membership stuff? I'm not really a chumbud and don't want to buy it just for off collab talk and nothing else.

>>26636495
Just pirate it until the offcollab arc is over.

>>26636495
Usually about once a week, but she's been busy these couple of weeks for obvious reasons.

>>26636495
Four times a month normally but the birthday and off collab fuck up her normal plans so who knows.

Gura my muse

>>26636664
>>26636632
I'll probably just binge every other member vod then during dead hours

I just cancelled Gura's membership.
This bitch isn't even stinky.

>>26637207
Chumbuds will pretend this never happened. This bitch smells good the whole time. Dropped.

Rip gura

Child.

DESCRIBE THE MYTH FIVESOME RIGHT EFFING NOW

>>26637983
FEET

>>26638018
Gura is tied to the bed and Ame is eating her fish taco
Mori and Kiara are doing whatever it is they do
Ina is in the corner masturbating

>catching up to the VOD
>gura loves the delfino plaza theme
my oshi has the best taste

>>26638202
>Flatimus Maximus
I don't remember this Rome empress..

I WANT MY DINO GURA PLUSHIES NOWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>26638378
Nyo

>>26638096
Accurate, in a way
Kiara would definitely be on some of Ame’s goods

I don't think Gura wears a ponytail. Ame just fucked up calling them twintails

>>26638378
Soon(tm)
>>26638415
rubrubrubrubrub

MY shark wife

>>26635996
>cheaper than last year
Well the Yen is tanking. This may not end well and we may never see the Gura plushies made. Ordered a few anyway tho.

>>26638648
>JPY crashing with no survivor
already visited turkey and man its a treat, I cant wait to visit japan, my worthless currency will feel like a worth a ton finally

Why do fetish artists watch more streams than normal artists
Are these connected in some way

what happened to the shrimp compilation?

>>26636495
Used to be once a week but offcollab and birthday prep made it about 2x a week which is still better than a good number of holomem

>>26638779
>girls pander to their fetishes
>they watch them
Wow hard to figure out.

>>26638648
>>26638755

>>26638789
What happened to the discord shrimp compilation?

Are the schizos still shitting themselves about Gura not reporting everything she's doing every waking moment of the day?

>>26639003

>>26635162
Am I the only one who thinks about Ina licking and eating Gura's cunny out, just to get her wet and turned on enough for Gura to ride me, allowing my rod to slide into her cunny with ease, as Ina focuses on tasting every surface area of Gura's lower half, thoroughly licking and gently sucking every inch of Gura's thighs and butt before proceeding to stick her warm wet tongue deep inside Gura's anus, as I grab Gura's hips and make out with her, french kissing her as she we both sway our hips back and forth towards each other in synergy, with the pleasure getting so intense that I hug my arms around Gura's back and mating press her on the bed, pressing Gura's ass unto Ina's face at full force, continuing to thrust in and out of her cunny until I ejaculate deep inside her womb while Ina's tongue is still lodged deep inside Gura's anus, with both of her holes being stimulated to intense levels causing her to climax, Gura's cunny filled with both my seed and her cunny juice, and turning over so she could share our love concoction with Ina, mounting on top of her face and press her cunny towards Ina's mouth, and Ina with her heart shaped eyes gladly opens widely to suck and swallow every ounce of the love fluids down her throat, turning me on even further as rod became large and hard again the longer I watch, uncontrollably making me thrust my rod into Gura's anus while she was still riding Ina's face and squirting the orgasmic nectar in Ina's mouth, yet it was easy to slide it into Gura's anus due to Ina's warm wet tongue prepping her butt to be lubricated more than enough, her saliva still warm now being coated on my rod with the walls of Gura's rectum, making me lose even more control and uncontrollably butt fuck Gura, with every thrust I make pushing Gura's cunny harder into Ina's face, who is happily sticking her tongue out as far as she can, licking the walls of Gura's cunny, trying to scoop every love nectar she can find, making Gura stimulated to even greater heights, which then she makes even more orgasmic fluids, as well as urine that she tried her best to hold in, as everything that came out of Gura went into Ina's mouth, I thrusted even hard until I came again, repeating the same event as last time but this time in her butt rather than her cunny, and Gura turns around, showing her butt to Ina while spreading her cheeks with her hands, signaling Ina to open her mouth wide once again, all so Gura could sit on her face and poop out all of the orgasmic fluids in her mouth, which made me turned on even more, making me uncontrollably grab Gura's legs as she is sitting on Ina's face, and repeat the same mating press process we had did earlier, as the cycle continues again, and again, and again, until 24 hours has passed, because I was able to last that long due to the aid of their mythological power?

No? Just me?

>>26639205

>>26638779
fetish artists are stuck in fetish vortexes, where they keep seeing [source and then they draw it and then another guy sees that and draws it, and then the next guy sees that and draws it and each time it gets redrawn more depraved than the last time.

>>26639205
>Am I the only one

I'm like, 10 minutes away from just filtering this line alone.

The thread will be 17% better probably.

>>26639086
The voices in my head told me Gura definitely went home this time. There is literally no other explanation why they aren't tweeting about Gura every minute of the day.

>>26639086
I'd like if she at least said some things. Not to mention she might forget alot if she takes too long.

>>26639205
Yeah. But you should keep sharing your thoughts.

How many Dino Guras is a reasonable number to order?

>>26639205
yes but please think more

>>26639440
As many as you can fit on you bed

>>26639440
Yes.

>>26639440
suistack? 10
make it stack? 100

En garde!

>>26639086
Gura did twitter at like 3-4 in the morning to tell us she masturbated. Good enough for me.

>>26639556
Deez nutz.

5 MILLION REGISTRANTS!

>>26639086
She should at least tweet a little about what's going on because, as it stands, the only information people will get will be from Kiara. And, no offense to her, but I want to hear from Gura.

>>26639440
The only unreasonable number is 0, sky's the limit.

>>26639523

>>26639612
That would be nice but she's not going to, you know she's not going to, so shut up about it.

>>26639712
>she's not going to
>so shut up about it
Not everyone has to be such a defeatist like you anon. It's perfectly fine to expect more, don't lump that in with actual schizo shit.

>>26635556
I don't understand what she meant by this when talking about the button
>It kinds looks like a other type..

>>26639960
Condoms, chumbaby. Condoms. I had to threadread to find out

>>26640011
If you use it you're technically putting your dick inside Gura

>>26640011
How many condoms is Gura seeing for her brain to immediately think of one after seeing the completely normal object known as a button, but with a little ring around it

>>26640198
I am a soon to be wizard and my monkey brain instantly thought it was a condom

>>26640198
She just has terminal hornybrain

>>26640271
>>26640281
>Gura is in dire need of a dicking
I can save her

>>26640198
>>26640271

>>26640281
This is why I love her

>>26640198
all mine

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>26639205
not reading all that but based

https://twitter.com/penguru_086/status/1539579449401802754
Yeah me

>>26639612
>She should

Do what she wants and what she feels comfortable with, you parasite.

>>26641559
Nice.
This is me, also. I'm the toilet.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/99225048

My sharkwife liked a lot of cute art last night/this morning

so this is why the artist wont release full size images of the emotes?
why would you charge extra for it when the emote is already drawn at a larger size

https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/99215560

>>26638469
She was worried about too much rm talk so she started referring to Gura's model's hairstyle (the little twin tails)

>>26641684
this nigger gouged my wife 45 quid per emote? what a faggot

>>26641865
No, Gura actually put her hair up in twintails.

>>26641887
gura is a millionaire
I'd be charging big for emotes too

>>26641933
post proof

>>26641955
i fucking hate kikes.

>>26639086
Greybud, most of us know she is saving it for members stream. That being said she probably forget like half of the stuff she initial was going to talk about.

>>26641684
That's a steep price, what a fucking faggot

>>26642072

I have faith she wrote down most important shit on sticky notes

>>26642074
he/she is well known, so the price is whatever
the real faggotry is paywalling the size when the art is made at a larger size anyway

>>26642182
Anon, the sticky notes are at home WIFE RETWEET SHE'S HORNY

>>26642074
Welcome to the real world, high quality professionals are expensive because literally everyone wants to hire them. Those emotes are fantastic, definitely worth the price for big streamers like Gura or Fauna or Mumei

>>26642072
She never tells us off-stream stories from past breaks or vacations. Even if she was with friends this time I doubt we'll hear all that much in terms of off-stream adventures

>bikini retweet
okay goomer

She RT'd the Best Image.
hope we see all three of those in thumbnails later

>I just finish doing my fanart reps
>Gura starts retweeting
We're in sync...

>>26642358
She’s told us family stories like with Christmas

I wonder how Gura's feeling today.

Please retweet Nachomama's art Ghombus :(

>>26642358
kiara will tell EVERYTHING, she always does and it's the thing I like most about her.
look forward to the kowkarot compilation

>>26642408
Reminder that Gura ate a whole pizza before Christmas dinner. What the fuck was she thinking.

>>26642428
Nacho's art is the cover of the discord fanbook which she already liked and will be receiving in her hands later.

i had a dream that gura did a rhythm game stream in the middle of the night and i missed it

>>26642408
The one story she remembered from the three days she was with them.

Oh lots of retweets!

gura spends half her life derealized and doesnt associate those memories with herself

I really don't understand why any chumbud could possibly think that Gura is "saving up stories" for a member stream that
>She definitely doesn't remember promising
and
>Is weeks away at best

>>26635162
I think Gura should retweet this too in addition to liking it.

>>26642513
Last time I had a string of dreams about missing a stream she did the morning diva dream a few days later. Better watch out if they keep happening

nice

>>26642497
I don't know why I didn't put a message in this one. I wish I did.
I also need to get around to finishing and sending my letter but god is it hard to write something and be happy with it

>>26642431
Fuck off, I want Gura to talk about it.

>>26642637
>is weeks away
Anon she's not gonna be out there for weeks.

I wish there was more dino Gura fanart.

>>26642637
Yes really feeling that canceled members chatting now....

>>26642072
>she probably forget like half of the stuff she initial was going to talk about
That's exactly why I want her to tweet and talk about that stuff right now so she doesn't forget later.

>>26642431
>kowkarot compilation
>half the stories are in member streams that can't be clipped
can't wait!

>>26642729
Mori is not going to be there until the 26th at the earliest and she's been talking at length in her stream about plans of hanging out with Gura.

>>26642858
Hell yeah, bonebros forever.

>>26642858
>>26499435

Does it count as getting cucked if you just say "yeah, me" when you walk in on someone banging your wife/girlfriend?

>>26642712
im a regular here and i was reminding you guys about the deadline and how you don't need to join the discord to submit stuff. i missed the last one so i know that feel

>she will never offcollab, she's too autistic!
>she's not working on anything, she's lying!
>she's in Sweden!
>she left, rest of the week will be offcollabs without her!
And now
>she will never have members zatsudan with offcollab stories!
Do you retards enjoy being humiliated and BTFO this much?

>>26643106
stop replying or giving them attention, it's not worth it

>>26643066
Yeah, me

>>26642828
50% of kiara's stories will be 10x what gura will give us directly
>>26643106
grudgepost me if you want but this is one of the few things she has been consistent with.
Look at her old twitch account's bio, pretty much says it all.

>>26643068
I knew it was happening, I just didn't for some reason I don't even remember why. I think I was in a slump back then. At least I got a nice message in the first book so I got something to her

>>26643106
anon she clearly left sweden for birthday and offcollabs

>>26642858
>4 more days
>weeks
And while I think it's likely she's there on this trip they could also be hinting at another trip in the near future instead.

>>26642431
nigga who cares about kiara in here kek

>>26643106
>>26643150
Okay, anons. Gura has definitely been thinking very about that one sentence she typed in her cancelation post 5 days ago. ("we can chat after bday so I can talk about it") In her head, this meant: "I will do a member chatting stream about the off collabs that are happening for the next weeks and I will save up all my stories for that stream"
Now, the next order of things will be for her to head back home earlier than everyone else, skip all her recordings with Mori, never go to the place she is planning to host the off-collab at, never drink the drinks she designed for them, and never eat the food that the chef she hired for them makes. All so she can do that member stream.

Puffy

>>26643479
what are you even talking about?

>>26643479
What the fuck are you talking about

>>26643479

lmao dude, just let the girls have fun you fucking sperg

>>26643581
>>26643583
>>26643616
Maybe learn to read

>>26642332
>fauna actually paid for the full res while not being as well off as gura

>>26643479
>"we can chat after bday so I can talk about it")

yes, the of collabs that most were shocked about

>>26643479
Take your meds retard

>>26643653
The irony of an obvious ESL saying this

>>26643639
She can have fun while communicating, everyone else can.

>>26643656
She's too good to us

>>26643653
Never. Gura is definitely obsessing over that one throwaway sentence just like we all are. She's not gonna talk about anything at all until that member stream in half a month. She spends every waking moment of her days with her friends thinking about it.

>>26639205
based
>>26643479
cringe

considering they are rotating channels we will get another Gura stream after Ame right? I want to use my new emotes

I can't even tell who's being serious anymore. The pure autism is overwhelming from all sides

>>26643875
Didn't ask.

>>26643875
we're on the 6th layer of irony at this point. keep up

>>26643944
Ratio

I love my gooby, my ooey gooey gumdrop. Now I sleep.

>>26642072
She'll be kissing and snuggling us to fill the dead air whenever her mind goes blank.

>>26644147
Me inside the toilet

>>26644147
Me on the toilet

>>26644209
M

>>26644147
>>26644209
M

>>26642536
>one story
>eating that pizza at the last minute
>playing mario party and gura bullshiting with the rules
>her dad being an rc car aficionado
>her dad wanting to mount her youtube button
>one story

>>26644264
FUCK OFF BLOOP LITERALLY NO ONE IS GOING TO USE YOUR EMOTES EVER AGAIN

>>26642858
>believing mori
she'll hang out like 1 day and then fuck off to suck youtuber cock

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99225011

>>26644438
see >>26641650

I have an idea. I don't feel good about it, but here it is: I order say 8 dino gura plushes with the intent to resell them, and use the profit to afford the ludicrously priced takodachi plush that I foolishly did not order

>>26644521
It's always a trip when artists I used to follow start drawing Gura.

>>26644571
Just trade one of your limited sets. You did get 10, right?

>>26644571
>don't feel good about it
Why? As long as you're not doing it with limited merch, those dino plushies would not exist if you didn't order them.

>>26644595
i got to experience that in her debut stream, it was really neat

>>26644856
same desu
I think she said she followed nacho before too, much have been a dream to get her.

>>26644438
Hi it's me, I'm no one

>>26644397
Not that anon, but that's not really alot all things considered. Doesn't really give confidence that she'll remember a whole lot or even talk about it.

>>26645373
because those were like just 2 days with her family total, regardless I expect in true gura fashion we will get plenty of stories but all spread out along the following month as she remembers them

>>26645605
I agree with the caveat that plenty of stories for her is 20% of Kiara's story output.

How much do y'all think Dino Gura will sell for on ebay once they're available

is gura having fun with her friends

>>26645699
It will only go up with time. Buy buy buy.

>>26645718
No, her little cun cun is bleeding

>>26644397
>her dad wanting to mount her youtube button
That's from the stream before.
>her dad being an rc car aficionado
We didn't actually get the story. Just that tidbit and the rest sort of petered out. Forgotten.

>>26645807
and they're forcing her to eat spicy food that her white stomach can't handle

>>26644856
I honestly feel like this with most Holomembers now. So many of Hololive mama/papa is high profile artists now it's hard not to know them before hand, freaking Kronii mama is Wada for crying out load.

>>26645807
why don't they just lick it until it stops?

>>26645829
Yes you are describing Gura very accurately. Do you want a cookie? Or a medal? Get used to it, newfag. This is how Gura is.

STREAM ON. STORY SUBROUTINE BEGIN. BLEEP BLORP. DICTATING FACTS...

>>26645986
GO GURABOT GO

https://poal.me/wc29yk
https://poal.me/wc29yk
https://poal.me/wc29yk

>>26642513
My Gura related dream involved us watching Star Wars of all things I kept getting distracted and Gura was freaking out over something but I never got to see what was making her freak out because I woke up.

>>26645829
>That's from the stream before.
no it wasn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA8czVaJF7w

>>26646022
Last year was more emotional, this year is more fun

>>26646022
I don't want to pick one. They were both good for different reasons. Last years was nice just for getting to see Gura realize how loved she really was, and this years was just high quality and exciting

>>26645849
Gura's pheromones are too potent, none of the girls can get close to her cunny without fainting.

>>26646022
prerecorded soulless video>getting to hang out with Gura while she's emotional, obviously

>>26646029
Yes it was. That's her repeating herself for non members.

>>26645986

>greeting protocol didn't activate

if I can't get it to activate, how the hell am I supposed to get it to loop three times before the nervouslaugh.EXE?

Gura Ukagaka when

Hey guys I really love Gura. Like, I have a huge crush on her. How do I cope with the fact I'll never get to really know or spend time with her? I spend all day thinking about her and I don't think it's healthy. I try to distract myself with games or learning new things, but the problem is I have anhedonia and she's the only thing that makes me feel much of anything. I tried making friends online too, but I usually have too little to say and I never end up making a friend.

>>26646267
Why will you never know her or spend time with her? Are you a quitter, anon?

Hope Gura got some Advil, Tylenol or Midol for her cramps. Let's hope she ain't bleedin today and feels better

>>26646128
her last member stream was before her dad visited, you can check the dates, so get better memory or give me the timestamp to the supposed moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o32IeILoOv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbWBCjw5zJA

Yet another Gura egg gone to waste...

I pray the upcoming few days go by smoothly and are quick. Work is getting rough

>>26646397
Took me like five seconds to figure out what you meant.


ew.

>>26646397
What rate does she lose eggs? She should freeze and store them for her next bday merch.

>>26646397
I wish I could eat it.

>>26646447
Nice reddit spacing, fag

trying to watch a stream that Gura clearly wishes she didn't have to do is very painful

Pretty sad we aren't gonna get that members chatting for a long time after all her birthday stuff.
She's gonna forget everything she wanted to talk about by the time it happens

Is gura dead?

>>26646504
>>26646606
retard

What does Ame's house smell like right now?

>>26646361
>her last member stream was before her dad visited
It's not a story from when he visited, it's a story from when she got the plaque and told him. You can hear that in your own clip, clipfag.

>>26646629
ye

>>26646704
still dogs, seriously that smell does not go away

>>26646754
I hate dogs.

Pretty sad this schizo always repeat his own words for a whole day. Feels like we're dealing with a bot

>>26646808
>Feels like we're dealing with a bot
I wouldn't ignore the possibility.
Some boards on 4chan are literal bot city.

>>26646779
ok psycho

>>26646267
If you can't get over it yourself, go to a therapist and tell them you suspect you have something like Love Obsessional Celebrity Worship Syndrome and go from there.

>>26646779
What sad life you must lead.

>>26645605
>spread out along the following month as she remembers them
Right, but what those anons were saying is that she should talk about the things she'll forget later sooner rather than later. Hence why ppl are wanting her to Tweet.

>>26646707
https://youtu.be/UbWBCjw5zJA?t=2154
>so last time they visited

>>26646779
Same. Fuck off you nosy fucks, keep your disgusting tongue away from me.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>26646779
fuck off kiara

>>26646898
I'm not obsessed with her day to day life or meeting her in person. I just think I rely on her too much for my own happiness. I've thought about therapy but I'm too scared of face to face conversation that I keep putting it off. Sorry, I'm just unloading my own problems here, I'll stop.

>>26646779
I killed a pit bull this year and I'd do it again. Disgusting vile misbegotten creatures every single one. Dobermanns, Shepherds, etc. are alright. I feel bad for the little mutant purse dogs because women created them to be pathetic. Still, death to all pit bulls.

>>26646476
That is the most disturbing merch idea I have ever heard, but lord knows I'd buy at least one

>>26647328
>Pit bulls
>dogs

>>26642828
Kfpbuds please let me know if she does say some stuff so I can buy one (1) Kiwawa month

Reminder that Gura is a dog lover and your vehement dog hate would make her sad

>>26647328
>purse dogs are an abomination
>large dogs require a mansion of a garden and a lot of upkeep
the superior dogs are the medium sized hunting dogs like cocker and beagles. Intelligent, manageable, and bred to kill small shits, my family had a cocker spaniel and a cat and the cocker killed a lot more verming than the lazy cat

i don't hate dogs, i just don't understand their language. cats i understand perfectly well.

>>26635162
>>26635162
If Gura can't find their way to find be the rest of us without her can play numbers.?
If we sure the they won't have time from the game without Gura playing higher from higher.?

>>26647563
bro what are you ok

>>26647448
I don't hate dogs as long as they don't lick me or get me wet with their gross noses. If they don't do that, they may receive pets.

>>26647563

>>26647448
YJK

>>26647328
why do I get the feeling you carry a glock or sig with an extra magazine "just in case"

>>26647563
What

>>26647328
>he only wins against a wittle puppy with a firearm
kek you're a real badass

>>26647563

>>26647563
Welcome back stroke-chama.

>>26648023
Perfect cheeks for gooming on!

>>26648151
What is gooming? What's on Gura's face?

Bets on how far out the next solo Gura stream is?
Bets on members chatting?

>>26648436
a week for both at least

>>26648436
My cope answer is a week when she gets back home she will do 1 public than the members and take a short break
My real answer. 2 weeks for public and closer to 3 weeks for members chatting if she remembers that she was gonna do it.

gura thinks henry has huge feet. she's probably rubbed her hands all over his toe beans

>>26648216
2-3 weeks. She's going to erase herself from existence when she gets home to recharge.

>>26648583
man i don't blame her

>>26648436
I imagine she’ll take a day or two whenever she gets back to recharge. But probably soon after that

If Gura didn't resume normal operations before next week, that'd be ideal for me as I can't afford to spend time watching streams right now (studying for an exam on sunday)

>>26648561
Who is henry

>>26648745
The cat Ame got at the same time Gura got Nipple.

>>26648583
Honestly probably. People underestimate how taxing this probably is on her

>>26648436
Why are you so obsessed with this?

>>26648803
If only I could be there to hold her tiny body in my arms and hug her to make all of the stress melt away...

>>26647563
What are you talking about? Fucking word salad

>>26648843
>you
Oh sorry sometimes I forget literally every poster in this thread is me.
Sorry you don't want to chat with Gura you must just not love her very much.

Goop goop cute

Poor Gura. Ame was the only one who said anything nice about her

>>26649338
Prove it.

>>26649453

Gura child

>>26649469
Why crop?

>>26649467
fair enough

>>26647666

>>26649597
the bullets look like dildoes

>>26647507
Idk I'm rather fond of my mustachioed small dog buddy.

https://files.catbox.moe/pwodms.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/czqj8o.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/iz15g1.mp3

Gura solo, Gurame, and Gurina songs from the bday

>>26649006
Loving someone requires you to be selfless for that person. All I see is "memememe".

>>26649891
me on the left

>>26649891
Where's Catch You Catch Me?

>>26649891

>>26650096
https://files.catbox.moe/krmasc.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/3qohsv.mp3

Now with Kiara

>>26649918
Literal retard....

>>26649918
Love is compromising. No one wants a doormat as a partner

Why is this thread so dead?

>>26639297
Am I the only one who doesn't mind these kind of posts?

>>26651310
Off-collab murdered the schizos. This is how the thread usually is without them.

>>26651310
I goomed so I'm gosling over Gura a bit less

chumbuds did gura and ame really sniff each other?

>>26649891

>>26651310
Pretty much everyone had to ruin their sleep schedules to catch these offcollab streams

>>26651496
It was confirmed on stream. Our stupid fantasies are actually coming true

I keep listening to Gura/Kiara performance and the Gura/Ina one. I think its because I like those songs better than the other ones. I wish they would have done Journey like a thousand years.

>>26651496
They sniffed. Then they fucked.

>>26651541
Not I, overnight buds are winning.

>>26651578
They're probably planning to sing Journey when Mori gets to the off-collab.

>>26635346
you fucking faggot, he is MY wife

>>26651406
This. Gura left them with absolutely no ammunition and they are currently licking their wounds. I saw exactly 1 attempt from the yesmen-schizo to salvage something. He tried switching "Gura lazy" to "It was not worth the wait!"

>>26651578
I wish Gura would have made a 2nd orginal song and sung it at the end of the concert. Kinda was waiting for that actually. Here is hoping we will get a new song soonish

>>26651898
she already confirmed she is working with platina jazz, so I'm looking forward to it

>>26651898
I trust her to not release anything she isn't satisfied with.

>>26651843
>It was not worth the wait
I mean.. it kind of wasn't when you consider all the days that were lost, not to mean she couldn't even bother to advertise it properly.

>>26652022
do not even try lol

>>26651898
She did say she has a lot of projects still in the oven.
Things probably just got delayed

>>26652022
>advertising a surprise
Retard

>>26651406
Well now the complaints are more with the lack of communication especially in the context of an offcollab were she'll probably forget about alot of what happens latter.

>>26651310
This is how it always was and should be. Slow posting with cute gura posts here and there. Only when there was rampant shitposting or a stream has there been any speed.

>>26652078
Did she not say that management "threw her a curveball" and she got stressed because of that?

>>26647732
do you normally wrestle with 70 pounds of teeth and bad genes

I'm sad so I am gonna go workout. I hope you do so as well today.

>>26649891
test

>>26652103
>she'll probably forget about alot of what happens latter
stop getting mad about things that have not even happened yet
also i highly doubt she will forget things worth talking about when it was her first off-collab with all her friends ever

>>26652093
>making a 3D concert a surprise
>changes the title to 3D Birthday afterwards anyway
That's pretty retarded

Shitposters will come back as soon as she stops streaming for more than 3 days

>>26652248

I can't believe gura is dead

>>26652248
How is it retarded when it is not a surprise anymore? Also why should she not make it a surprise? You must be a numbernigger who is butthurt that she did not get more CCV or something.

Shitposters will come back after Gura's set at the laugh factory tomorrow night.

>>26652337
it's just a threadshitter

>>26652213
>doubt she will forget things worth talking
The problem is that "what she finds to be worth talking about" might not be a whole lot and I'd at least like her to Tweet/talk about the current trivial things she'll likely forget about later.

cmon kiara... tell us what goob is doing...

>>26652371
Kiara is literally taking notes. She can just ask Kiara to borrow them if she forgets.

>>26652277
Probably won't have to wait very long for that given that she's already getting pissy about being forced to stream for 1 hour.

>>26652480
retard

I hope we get more duets apart from the big myth karaoke. AmeSame karaoke was great.

Cunny hort

>>26652277
Unfortunately. But these last few weeks have shown that Gura is absolutely committed to hololive and I don't think they can make the same arguments they have been using before, such as Gura not trying or being incredibly lazy. Or that she's lying when she says hololive homework etc. I don't know if shcedules will go back to normal considering there's a lot of projects we may not know about. It's undeniable though that Gura is indeed working hard. She's just very twittter averse.

>>26652457
Why would you think that Gura would ever do something like that? I think that might be one of the most unrealistic scenarios I have ever rea in these threads and that is saying a lot.

>>26652558
the concert makes me want takosame karaoke, wonder if they can pull off those harmonies live

>>26652337
How is saying you should properly advertise events properly so people that may be interested in showing up to those events can plan ahead being a "numberfag"? Isn't this literally what people do for concerts? I mean yeah, it's bad for numbers, but it's also just stupid in general.

ssshhh

>>26652615
I'd cum

>>26652621
People who were not planning to watch her birthday stream unless there was a concert can fuck off anyway

>>26652457
Except I want to hear Gura's experiences, which may be distinct from Kiara, from Gura herself.

>>26652730
Kiara's notes will jog Gura's memories. You're still hearing them from her in this scenario.

>>26652621
how many time are you going to spam this shit? this is a fucking mental illness.

>>26652621
rrat:[spoilers]She didn't want big event tourists to know about the limited hand signed cards[/spoilers]

>>26652621
>surprises are stupid
you must have had a pretty shitty childhood

>>26652792
God damn it, betrayed by phone posting while tired once again.

>>26652825
give him a break anon, the biggest surprise in his life was at a 8 years old when his dad unexpectedly whipped his peepee out

>>26652621
while i agree she should have advertised it.
the people that were going to watch it regardless of 3d were able to watch it and the people who would have only came for the 3d got to watch the VOD

>>26652621
>nonono I need to prepare
>*it was on her birthday anyways*
lol amazing ''chumbud'' here

>>26652825
>surprises are stupid
I mean certain surprises are stupid yes and making your first 3D concert a surprise is pretty stupid.

>>26652911
I think its pretty obvious that he is a tourist and does not even watch Gura

>>26652911
People were expecting a regular Birthday stream, not her first 3D concert.

>>26652958
An actual 3D live would have been advertised in advance for sure. This was not a 3D live.

>>26653012
if you can't make yourself stop flooding the thread with this mentally ill waste, then please just die.

>>26653012
If they aren’t going to watch her birthday stream then they aren’t the type to be mad that she did a 3D concert without warning

>Mori finally shows up
>pressures everyone to drink (Kiara is the only one who refuses)
You already know it's going to happen. She ruins everything.

>>26653091
good maybe we can finally get the gura content we've been craving since debut

>>26653091
Sounds great. I'd like a drunk Gura stream.

>>26653091
Mori already said today that Gura doesn’t really drink

>>26653091
im hoping the other girls will keep mori in check around gura

>>26652754
>notes will jog Gura's memories
Kiara isn't going to see or write down every little thing Gura does and again, it'll be from her perspective, not Gura's. (Not to mention Gura could still forget about it even with a note)

>>26653012
I do not even know what your problem is. For the people who missed it there is always the VOD. Its not like it was a real 3D live. It was a prerecorded 25 minute long video.

>>26653129
w-what do you think she's going to do to her

>>26653129
you're a retard

Just realized they changed her latest stream title to "3D Birthday" in addition to RTing the merch tweet again and the Hololive official and staff accounts pointing out her stream was a 3D live. Gura's stupid ass failed to properly advertise either of them to the fullest.

>>26653285
Swallow her whole.

Gura is not and never has been a hopeless alcoholic despite what people want to believe. Stop worrying about nothing.

What's the first thing you plan to do with your very own Dino Gura?

They can actually play twister forreal when Mori gets home. Imagine the sweaty skin friction

>>26639676
Where is that emote? i couldn't find that one last stream

>>26653285
yeet her

>>26653316
That's not the problem. The problem is that Mori has people do things that are out of character when they were already having fun without her.

>>26653336
set it on the couch next to bloop

>>26653367
People act differently with different friends and you're blowing shit waaaaaaaay out of proportion anyways.
Just be happy Gura finally gets to meet her friends.

I agree with him though

>>26653301
What about "surprise" do you not understand?

>>26653471
he's mentally ill

>>26653336
rub it

>>26653012
if you didn't prepared in advance to watch your oshi's birthday even if it was a lame event you deserve to be fucked in the ass

I agree with myself.

>>26653425
Mori blows shit way out of her disproportionate asshole. Gura already met her friends, Mori is just an obese leech.

>>26653491
So do we call him the "advertisement-schizo"?

>Guys close your eyes for this surprise that I spoiled in the title of the stream

Number fags I swear

>>26653558
i'm pretty sure he's the same as the twitter schizo

>>26653471
What does that have to do with Gura failing to advertise things properly? It would've done better numbers if she had just announced it would be 3D.

>>26653539
...so you're worried about gura blowing chunks out of her asshole onto all the other EN members?

>>26653539
>>26653596
not gura, mori. my bad

>>26653336
rubrubrubrubrub

https://litter.catbox.moe/47yuto.png

choose your fighter

>>26653569
Why do you not understand that Gura does not give a flying dogshit about numbers? She wanted to surprise everyone and she did. And here you are, mad that some number is not higher than it could be. Geez faggot, its not even YOUR number. Why are you numberniggers like that?

>>26653091
Even in my dislike of mori I can tell you doing a drinking stream is not a bad idea by any means, even though they won't do one in order to not exclude kiara

>>26653681
Gura doesn't, but management definitely does. Why else would she RT the merch tweet again and only update the title over a day later? Stupid ass faggot.

>>26653569
are you clinically retarded? if she would have advertised it as 3d then it would have stopped being a surprise

>>26653564
It shouldn't have been a surprise, you don't need to be a "numberfag" to know that's stupid.

>>26653667
I will be player 4 even if I have to use the madcats controller

>>26653751
Because its not a surprise any longer you stupid niggerface. Kill yourself already

>>26653667

>>26653786
>>26653786
No, but you are since you have appear to have some sort of reading disability. I'm not talking about what Gura wants, but what her management is doing/making her do as a result of her poor decision.

>>26653751
If only management intervened sooner and make her put 3D in the title to begin with. Unfortunately they're as useless as ever.

>>26653596
Not him but I am.

>/ggg/ gets baited into a circular argument about nothing from a single retard
>again

>>26653874
Dude shut the fuck up. Surprises are fun. If you missed it too bad.

>>26653945
Yes, then why didn't they immediately update it instead of taking almost 2 days to do it? Because they saw the views and sales weren't doing as well as they expected, faggot.

>>26653966
>but what her management is doing/making her do as a result of her poor decision.
Proof?