/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

me on the left

bird

I love Mori!

Bae is really turning into Ollie 2.0 and I don't like it
At least she's keeping other girls out of it so far except for that one time with Mumei

I like Sora's laugh

I love Mori!

>>26643364
I wish I could draw so I could flood the internet with a wide hipped Suisei

>>26643381
>female link
GROSS
G
R
O
S
S

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w

AYY LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99rix6mfeXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99rix6mfeXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99rix6mfeXU

bgiggg Face

The fuck is this

>>26643457
it's not going to overlap, r-right?

>>26643429
>>26643436
She makes me swell with happiness.

>>26643457
Damn the offcollab is pretty late today

STREAM!

Did my son get VB long necks too?

I love Ina!

>>26643463
whats it look like?

>>26643463
kya kya kya

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saxNPy6nlVg

>>26643457
Bae's making her early streams too late for me to watch recently

>Deadbeats allowed Indogs to take the OP
How the mighty have fallen

>>26643463
no fun allowed.jpg

>>26643490
Looks like autism to me

>>26643457
>she setup the reservation?
>prepare zhe off collab

>>26643463
i love this woman so much

>>26643463
What's with your absurd resolution?

my friends newest cover song is approaching 70k views, please give it a listen if you havent yet! you might like it and im sure she would really appreciate it if you at least checked it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPu4poR35Dw

>>26643504
I'm watching streams bruv

Kaela is streaming soon? Nice lets tune in
>Ohaela! Its Kaela Kovalskia the coolest blacksmith from hololive ID third generation
>Today we will be playing indie game #127, lets get right into it shall we
>How was your day chat? Kaela use me as a footrest please? Get some help guys
>This first stage should be an EZ one guys, see we are going to mak... *dies*
>what was THAAAAT guys, seriously what was THAT
>inaudible laughter
>don't you lemao me chat, you lemao
>This game is very calm very chill ok guys see we ar... *dies*
>gorella noises
>chill chill we can do this o... *dies*
>stare at chat
>let out a banshee scream
>That wasn't me chat. It was Skia. Stop it get some help
>7 hours passes
>ok we made it to the final stage guys this should be an EZ one
>you want me to get some sleep? why are you still here? get some sleb guys
>another hour passes
>SO CLOSE GUYS OOH SO CLOSE
>OH YEEEAA EZ GAME GUYS LETS GO 100% COMPLETION
>Kaela turns the game BGM up 200% to celebrate waking up sleeping Pemaloe
>Otsuela! Bye everyone!
>violin BGM
What a legendary ela stream, I'm looking forward to her next stream in an hour where she completes indie game #128

Anya my beloved weapon!

BONE
BROS

>>26643463
I love this woman

They're going to force Fauna to get a tiktok for when she uploads shorts aren't they.

I fucking love Pekora bros
Today I will post someone else instead

>>26643504
Kaela is cuter

>>26643457
EST gentlemen have kind of been mistreated lately

>it's so long!

why thank you zeta

>>26643489
I promise you I'm not a newfag but I don't understand a single thing that's going on in this image

>>26643463
>no jajaja
hermanos... nosotros perdimos...

Ollie love!

THEY ARE

>>26643474
Yo. that is gay af.

>>26643575
Do you love her sexually?

>>26643578
GAY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THl36CUv2lo&t=3868s
Alright, this timestamp proved Ame carried Gura into her bed.
>Some thumping sound.
>Ame grunted.
>Gura's model spazzed out (because it tracked Ame)
>Gura sounded distant for her goodbye.
>Ame also sounded distant after that.
NO, I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS

>>26643463
Kaela has decided she is a serious streamer, serious comments only.

>>26643439
LOVE & LUST

>>26643457
>off collab is two hours later
Finally dont have to wake up at 5 am

Mori's gotten REALLY damn good at this whole voice acting thing as the things she reads from all the characters of VA-11 Hall-A like Dana, Jill, Alma and especially Dorothy have been incredibly entertaining. Her humor is on point almost as much as her drink mixing skills and you know...when you think about it...Mori's actually pretty damn cool when she's pretending to be a bartender.
https://youtu.be/Z1rsIPGr4K8
The Cover App has declared Roboco to be immobile so instead you have this cute PNG of her as she dives into the brand new Raft update, crafting her cute little ship with all kinds of things like...a sail! And...a grill! She even braves the water and does a super dive into the water to grab a barrel before the shark takes a bite out of her shiny metal butt. She's really being cute and happy playing this game and that's all one needs to enjoy themselves.
https://youtu.be/2QPgcAhduYE
Do not lemao in Kaela's chat, especially when she fails a level because she accidentally forgot to use her tongue while playing yet another obscure indie game titled Super Sami Roll. The Kaela experience is really strong in this one, especially when it comes to the random noises that come out of her mouth when she hits a road block.
https://youtu.be/8OQuMIwEirg
Ah funnt fennec named Polka, you are so lovely and happy playing 13 Sentinels. You can tell how invested Polka is with this game's story and setting as her eyes light up brightly when she reads dialogue and then instructs her teenages piloting giant mechs to stop studying and start beating the shit out of kaijus and enemies. If watching Polka hasn't made you even a little interested in this game, then you haven't watched Polka enough and you should rectify that immediately.
https://youtu.be/_uHW8CX2AGo
That one anon who yells how much he loves STACKS is probably going to love Zeta's stream because she's stacking animals up to make a tower as tall as the Vestia Zeta Tower. The stream is fun and Zeta's addicting, sugary voice will definitely lull you into a sense of comfort and warmth that many of you probably need since you're always screaming and angry about something.
https://youtu.be/OSljBx0fpf0
Speaking of comfy, did you know that Watame is being exceptionally cuter than usual today, reading through all of her Watamates supachats and blessing their lives with her cute giggle and best DOYA face? If you've never experienced a Watame supachat then it's time for you to hop in and grab a blanket. It's the perfect relaxation tool to help you through the day.
https://youtu.be/GN3YWgux1nw
>Songs released today
Nene has unlocked a new form today! Ultra Hyper Super Ultimate Nenechi has gone Lizard Mode as she released this cover of the song Salamander. Her super high and cute singing will instantly make you want to sing along with her or grab a glowstick and wotagei like your life depended on it because she just sounds so happy and cute singing. Go give it a stream if you haven't yet, and maybe her happiness will rub off on you.
https://youtu.be/4w8qND6bdhU
La+ blessed the radio waves again with another cover song. This song's name is called Nigoame and La+ really killed it with this one. She's already got a super cool and fantastic singing voice but this one is on another level. If you missed the premiere, then you need to go and give it a stream as soon as possible, and then prepare for her 3D Debut which is happening on the 27th, a day where it will be illegal to uooooh.
https://youtu.be/OPu4poR35Dw

Mori status?

>>26643532
Spared no expense

>Beat Goku

>>26643504
Im a day 1 deadbeat but Kaela < Mori

>>26643596
Based, but please take your meds.

>>26643615
Morifriend... You're never here when Mori's streaming!

>>26643463
NO LAUGH EMOTE
NO DO PICTURE

>>26643543

Don’t forget the occasional Tom & Jerry rage scream

I miss Ame...

>>26643569
I'm spoon-feed you.

Bae did a collab with Rob, so the brrat is over at the Holostars house. Things mostly stayed the same at home in /hlgg/ because nobody really cares about Bae doing make collabs. Bae told Rob to have a golden gaytime, a Aussie ice cream. Also shien's fanbase does a flip and is cool.

>>26643622
Can you ask it the same thing but add "not in a cubist artstyle" please

>>26643463

>>26643615
Right here Friend with benefits!

>>26643641
Maybe I'm Mori. Or maybe I'm...Morbi.

>>26643463
OMEGALUL

>>26643613
Cute, insightful, about to play matchmaker.

Watame is impressed so many Oversheep knew Gaki no Tsukai I had to Google it.

BRUH OH MAH GAWD Bae is normalizing homo collabs. Can any Starsbros tell Roberto he should start ignoring her for a bit?

>>26643683
stop that

>>26643615
What's up, stinky hag friend?

I am still laughing at "CCTV footage of Mori Calliope stealing an unicycle"
Help

>>26643660
I miss bowson...

>>26643119
>panders to gooks
>panders to japs
>moves to prime time for maximum numberfaggotry
>trying to be the new kagura mea to roberu
>blatantly forcing her ship with irys
Why is bae like this? Was she always a massive clout chaser?

>>26643569
Comicanon likes the stars fanbases. I like his depictions of said fanbases, even if my occasional forrays into the /STARS/ thread has convinced me they're all rape fanatics.

>>26643683
BANNED

>>26643695
As long as she doesn't pull anyone else into rhis shit it should be fine

>>26643596
very cute rrat

Do you think Mori will awkwardly talk about Adam Sandler when we get our Bone Bros off-collab?

>>26643588
Of course! I’m the one who made this soundpost after all

>>26643547
I'm kinda not feeling it today bro Imma be honest with you

>>26643615
Always good to see you, morbifriend!

TakaMori love!

>>26643726
>Overlaps every Myth offcollab
>Numberfag
What did shitposterchama mean by this

>>26643727
Any time I've gone to the stars thread I've come back with a few gold nuggets.

>>26643727
Just like us.....

>>26643457
release the off collab

>>26643660
Same, but she was laughing like crazy yesterday, I'm so happy for her

>>26643693
I didn't know him either

GURA IS AWAKE

>>26643433
She only brought Mumei for that one because she was getting cold feet and needed some moral support.

https://twitter.com/penguru_086/status/1539579449401802754
gura is so fucking cute

>>26643703
Ojisans have become so goddamn rude lately.

>>26643760
gimme the fucking bird you miserable rat.

>>26643764
I mean, it's not like she choose to

>>26643727
>they're all rape fanatics.
truly we are not that different after all

>>26643543
Yeah, she rocks.

>>26643726
>linking your own post

>>26643764
She’s probably banking on the left over scraps of myth going to her stream

>>26643794
It's just me. I like to bully you.

What would be worse

>Disney owning Cover
Or
>Disney owning 4chan

Both are possible

>>26643765
Pizza-kun......why dabble in the dark arts

>>26643457
bae...just choose another time slot...

>>26643744
reminder that Gura was the one who suggested they watch Eight Crazy Nights

>>26643764
NTA, but the offcollabs didn't last long & she always got spikes of viewers after that.

>>26643727
The anons in /stars/ are a lost cause

>>26643811
thats the new cope?

>>26643526
QRD on the KFP?

Why is Bae still doing streams with the Stars lmao what the fuck?

>>26643543
Pretty much sums up the Kaela experience

>>26643599
>[LUE] [Virtual Youtubers] [Hololive] [Serious]

>>26643457
Why is she streaming so much. fuck off!

>>26643818
oh nyo...

>>26643760
Dead ship

>>26643818
don't

>>26643744
She could not stop saying DAAAANKEy with Kiara
You really think she's gonna show any restraint around Gura? She even did fortnite dances in Gura's 3D concert in a seiso song

>>26643851
why not

>>26643815
He's going to try to unbreak the spaghetti.

>>26643818
oh yes

>>26643856
She just stream every day just like Pekora bro

>>26643712
Can you post it? I wanna see

Jill should have sex with all of her female regulars

>>26643457
Why is she streaming on IRyS/Kronii/Mori timeslot now? Dick sucking koreans wasn’t enough to satiate her numberfagging?

>>26643816
Wait, why would Disney owning Cover be bad? They get to sing Disney songs, and nothing Cover does as a company would be even close to racy enough that Disney would stop them.

>>26643818
Good evening sir.

>>26643559
I want to eat a fandead

>>26643818
Why is she so big and why is she approaching the outdoor stadium?

she's cute!

>>26643905
Shut up Astel

>>26643818
I have a possession fetish and this turns me on

>>26643463
Kaela's entered her jokingly serious phase. I didn't even know half of those existed.

MORI GETTING CANCELLED LETSGOOOOOOOO

>>26643872
Yeah but Kiara always humors Mori

>>26643615
Right here Morifriend, watching Kaela as I finish the lineart for Bae.
https://litter.catbox.moe/snvfpu.JPG
God why is Kaela growling so much

Kaela is acting weird again

>>26643854
Lets tune in to Kaela and see how she's getting on!
>*noises that sound like an angry muzzled dog for 2 minutes straight*

Ame is so cute bros
https://twitter.com/shirudo_clear/status/1539620473478254595

>Bae collabing with Roberu again
Rratcucks...

What did Fauna mean by this?
https://youtu.be/jFcMKmvoAS0?t=6996

>Drinking that many beers has ZERO effect on the dialogue
>Jill might as well be sober
Just shows you how "good" of a """game""" this is

>>26643818
I unironically masterbated to this last time

>>26643825
>streaming over the off collab hoping for scraps
Pretty sad

>>26643900
>Bae
>Numberfag
Lmao

>>26643930
She is!

>>26643900
Baffling post, at least get your facts straight if you are gonna bait.

>>26643727
That's because Comicanon is obviously a girl.

>>26643950
>Those thighs
NICE.

Loli with a gun

Why is Gura awake so early? You think she's gonna molest Kiara in her sleep?

>>26643962
She is

>>26643818

Am I the only one who thinks about Ina licking and eating Gura's cunny out, just to get her wet and turned on enough for Gura to ride me, allowing my rod to slide into her cunny with ease, as Ina focuses on tasting every surface area of Gura's lower half, thoroughly licking and gently sucking every inch of Gura's thighs and butt before proceeding to stick her warm wet tongue deep inside Gura's anus, as I grab Gura's hips and make out with her, french kissing her as she we both sway our hips back and forth towards each other in synergy, with the pleasure getting so intense that I hug my arms around Gura's back and mating press her on the bed, pressing Gura's ass unto Ina's face at full force, continuing to thrust in and out of her cunny until I ejaculate deep inside her womb while Ina's tongue is still lodged deep inside Gura's anus, with both of her holes being stimulated to intense levels causing her to climax, Gura's cunny filled with both my seed and her cunny juice, and turning over so she could share our love concoction with Ina, mounting on top of her face and press her cunny towards Ina's mouth, and Ina with her heart shaped eyes gladly opens widely to suck and swallow every ounce of the love fluids down her throat, turning me on even further as rod became large and hard again the longer I watch, uncontrollably making me thrust my rod into Gura's anus while she was still riding Ina's face and squirting the orgasmic nectar in Ina's mouth, yet it was easy to slide it into Gura's anus due to Ina's warm wet tongue prepping her butt to be lubricated more than enough, her saliva still warm now being coated on my rod with the walls of Gura's rectum, making me lose even more control and uncontrollably butt fuck Gura, with every thrust I make pushing Gura's cunny harder into Ina's face, who is happily sticking her tongue out as far as she can, licking the walls of Gura's cunny, trying to scoop every love nectar she can find, making Gura stimulated to even greater heights, which then she makes even more orgasmic fluids, as well as urine that she tried her best to hold in, as everything that came out of Gura went into Ina's mouth, I thrusted even hard until I came again, repeating the same event as last time but this time in her butt rather than her cunny, and Gura turns around, showing her butt to Ina while spreading her cheeks with her hands, signaling Ina to open her mouth wide once again, all so Gura could sit on her face and poop out all of the orgasmic fluids in her mouth, which made me turned on even more, making me uncontrollably grab Gura's legs as she is sitting on Ina's face, and repeat the same mating press process we had did earlier, as the cycle continues again, and again, and again, until 24 hours has passed, because I was able to last that long due to the aid of their mythological power?

No? Just me?

>>26643463
So kek and jajaja are allowed?

>>26643945
We've got her THIS time boys!

>>26643977
It doesn't seem like she'd be openly lusting after her friend's tits if she wasn't plastered

>>26643756
What do you think Ollie's preferred method of milking is?

>>26643978
https://files.catbox.moe/tdni30.png

Do you guys think that other EN see Kiara's changing vocabulary and humour and are worrying about the bad influence KFP is being to her?
What if this offcollab is them trying to stop her from becoming one of KFP?

Soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-AdkX3O_tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-AdkX3O_tc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-AdkX3O_tc

>>26643457
My poor rat will get overlapped again.... I'm calling it

>>26644003
She slept first I guess.

Why do Mori using Jill to vent

>>26644003
>in her sleep

>>26643989
There are no women in these threads.

Is it just me or is Guras merch kind of shit?

Unless you got the signed version but thats long gone

>>26643948
She really wasn't though
She was very clearly not into either the DAAAANKEy or the FAERT jokes

>>26644030
why contain it

>>26644013

>>26644059
I like the bowl and the plushie

>>26643756
Based zomrade.

>>26643963
Nobody gives enough of a shit about bae to seethe at her male collabs, she could literally stream herself sucking off the every holostar member and not a single soul would give a damn

>>26644066
Based projectionchad

>>26644070
S'cool

>>26643615
Wait a second... that's PORN

>>26643967
Fauna's getting retarded...

>>26644059
plushie alone is worth it
And the price is pretty good at least for USD

>>26644024

>>26643893

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA903QPDTzQ
>that thumbnail
Good luck Arupapa...

Moririn....
Jill........

>>26643945
for the tenth time

Was Kaela brought on board just on the merit of being a streaming workhorse? This shit is basically unrivaled and I like it

>>26644029
Stinky watamelon

>>26644053
Isn't that what every other character in the game does though?

>>26643963
anon anyone with a Bae oshi knows what they are signing up for, its like trying to shitpost with Ollie.

>>26643830
I know that means, I have to find what was once lost! And then have se- you know what, maybe I will check first before making any bold proclamations.

>>26644059
Other than the plushie, yeah. It's the first time I feel that she overhyped something.

Deep Kaela gulps

>>26644059
Not really? I like bowls and the Dino plushie is the one thing I’ve wanted other than a daki

While Risu's VA-11 Hall-A streams are still my favorite session, and Bae's was pretty fun to, I have to say Mori's playthrough has been phenomenal so far. She sounds like she's having a whole lot of fun and the voices for some of the character actually make my sides hurt. Mori's pretty cool.

Mori...

>>26644082
I would not because I care about Bae but because it drags down and devalues EN as a whole

Bael getting mating pressed again by Roberu.

>>26644059
its way better than last year's but that's also because last year's merch was bad

>>26644112
Somebody save pizza papa

>>26644053
shes sus

>>26644117
It's rivaled by koyori

Holy shit I know I'm late but the offcollab yesterday was so fucking good. Ames across the room giggles were too cute

Shame Guras tummy hort but it was still 9/10

Mori...

Maybe that why Mori like this

>>26644112
Which strong brave anon would try to tame the Festival

>>26644004
For some reason I thought she was a map of Britain

BULLIES HATE
GOD BLESS SCHOOL SHOOTERS

Mori is talking about how she got bullied in school again...

>Mori is the same kind of fat nerd I made fun of in middle school

Okay what are the top brass EN vods of all time?

>>26644136
yeah a fuckin holostar collab is what 'drags down and devalues' EN.
Give me a break

>>26644059
I wanted a mold of her feet

Mori...

>>26644136
Bae barely comes to mind when people think about EN

I hope everyone who bullied Mori sees her now.

is mori using a new mic? why is her taste in mics so bad?

Honestly, they should be joking around about the "Where is Mori" spam instead of being serious about it.
They did it with Ame & it turned out great.

>>26644112

>>26644181
On one hand, kys
On the other, thanks for giving me Mori...?

>>26643726
Bae is the least numberfag holo after this week

>>26644107
This explains nothing

Mori is not okay

You ever think that there's a chance that, despite being on complete opposite ends of the world, both Iroha and Gura suddenly remember their interaction during the totsu and simultaneously cringe themselves into a black hole?

>>26644136
>Collabing with Holostars drags down and devalues EN as a whole

>>26644059
The only useless thing in that is the fork and chopsticks for me
Everything else I'll use and the plushie is actually amazingly cheap

>>26644127
she did that on purpose? i like it

Mori had a hard life...

>>26644229
Ame was one day, Mori is a week and she was already getting retarded supers about it.

>>26644187
Yes.

My rrat of Mori being some southern estate princess that ran away to take the reigns of her own life is becoming real

>>26644229
Mori and deadbeats are very sensitive, please understand

>>26644213
Well, one of them is dating her sister

>>26644238
She is now.

>>26643543
KINO

>>26644234
Not really, she's just bad at it

Based M-chan

>>26644110
Pfffft
Still the best thing this thread ever generated. Mori would definitely pull something like this if she have the chance

>>26644136
Which ENs do you watch?

>>26644112
Where the fuck is astel. He needs to keep festival on check

>>26644263
no thats her mom

I like this banter between M-Chan and Kaela
>M-Chan is banned from my stream! This is serious, M-Chan!

>>26644112
The "Matsuri is a danger and a menace towards the Holostars" bit is actually so funny. One of my favorite things.

>>26644229
It's just phase one of the joke, they're gonna say she had to cancel tomorrow or friday only for her to show up on Sunday

>>26644229
Mori was getting harassed by containment breakers in her member stream yesterday

>>26644181
based

I can't imagine hating any holomem

>>26644289
Probably watching a movie or at Disneyland

>>26644279
>Call Pekora "sensei"
>Become a numberfag
Coincidence?

>>26644053
She's relating too hard.

>>26643615
Do you own glowsticks, Wotageifriend?

>>26644244
Only Iroha

Is this feasible?

https://twitter.com/penguru_086/status/1539579449401802754

>>26644283
Ame, Ina, Gura, IRyS and occasionally Fauna

>>26644265
How's your wallet feeling 25$ lighter?

>>26644131
You're very cute, Chloefriend.

Polka is crying...

i like zoomer cat

>>26644332
Everyone owns at least two glowsticks. It's a Hololive staple.

>>26644216
It seems more like stupid EQ. Too much low and top end; it's irritating

Poruka...

>>26644368
What?

SAMI YOU'RE BREAKING THE CAR SAMI

>>26644371
Why?

Cute TsunSheep.

GUN NUT IRyS

IRYS HAS TWO GUNS

Why is Mori even in the company when she's not gonna give a fuck about it?
Oh yeah, the money.

Sorry Mori, nothing personal

they smelled each other's pubic hair

>>26644406
SHARP RIGHT SHARP RIGHT

>>26644371
Fat fuck is always crying

>>26644323
I like the idea Astel only does 5 things - stream, sleep, singing practice, concert planning, and disneyland. Meanwhile Roberu just goes to the races every day and bets on horses.

how do >we fix Kaela?

>>26644410
She's invested in the story and got to an emotional moment

what will kobo's 3D debut be like?

>>26643950
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>26644429
HIT THAT NIGGER WITH MY CAR

>>26644390
You'll have to lend me one, then, cause I don't...

is this how usually kaela streams are?

What's this about (not) Rushia being a whore? Did she finally post nudes?

>>26644443
Damn, he's just like me

>>26644429
>bottom right

>>26644082
Change your wording a little bit everytime you repeat this so it's harder to tell you apart next time

>>26644428
>gura
>pubic hair

>>26644463
HIT ME WITH YOUR CAR
SO I CAN COLLECT DISABILITY CHECKS

>>26644390
I'm gonna jam one of yours in your ass and see if your belly glows in the dark

Kaela is doing some really cute voices

What's stopping them from just giving burgers the finger and just staying in japan doing their own thing?

So Bae is pushing BaeRys hard so she can collab with Roberu as much as she wants and have less people shipping her with him so her paypigs feel less cucked, is that right?

Seems like good streams all around right now

>>26644523
Me

>>26644468
Yes. This is pretty tame compared to her recent Raft endurance and Ecstatic streams.

>>26644523
Truth, Justice, and the American way

>>26644523
getting shot down by the air defenses

>>26644523
Who is “them”?

I think Gura should get more armpit outfits

>>26644265
Not really. I can't control what Mori's doing. If she's not there, there's no point complaining about it. She's coming soon anyway.

>>26644504
Gura will NEVER be a little girl
Her pubes will keep growing, she can't delay becoming a hag forever

>>26644452
It got leaked
https://youtu.be/Vdd4rBlsj2o

well hlgg, how did (You) lose your v-card?

>>26644572
ame gura kiara ina

>>26644513
Don't give people ideas...

>>26644523
Japs still fear the meme flu

Ah yes, the classic "how did you lose your v-card" question you ask your boss when you're casually hanging out after work

Always works wonders

>>26643526
fuck you, i laughed

>>26644596
A girl date-raped me

So this is the power of hololive...!
https://www.tiktok.com/@thisis_sarp/video/7111018086840438043

>>26644601
What do you mean?

>>26644588
Kiara/Kobo duet version when?

>>26644607
to be fair jill is super drunk and wants to fuck her boss

>>26644367
>Gura, Ame, Irys
About what I expected, thanks for answering. and if you're a shitposter, then god bless

Are indogs really that bad that this is necessary?

>>26644596
I got used as a rebound during my first semester of college.

Its been 13 years since then.

I want to increase quality of my soundposts so I have a question for you. by using an extension to download soundposts why do some them can be downloaded together with sound and some of the require audio and video to be downloaded separately?

Mori is drunk!

>>26644614
Yeah, me.

>>26644596
Pretended to be an avid BDSM practitioner to some crazy girl at a metal bar. When we got back it was pretty obvious I had no idea what I was doing and the sex was horrible, but you gotta fake it 'til you make it.

>>26644452
She will do tiktok dance

because zoomer

>>26644596
dropped it under the couch
never saw it again

>>26644646
You're misunderstanding a joke

>>26644587
one day she'll stop having the mentality of a little girl and then it'll all be over

Mori drinking 99% vodka and 1% apple juice

>>26644646
It's an inside joke with Kaela.

>>26644614
Sorry to hear that/That's pretty hot

>>26644646
this is a very serious stream

>>26644596
On my 17th birthday my first girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Later I ate some awesome ribs my cousin made. It was a good day.

>>26644596
By fucking your mom

>>26644660
Fuck off Sarah, you still owe me $200 for the deposit

>>26644682
ok, i see

>>26644651
Hah, I have almost the exact same story except it was a year earlier for me. Sucks to miss out on wizard powers.

>>26644587
BALD
CUN CUN

>>26644523
the Japanese government

>>26644406
kek

IRyS decided to impregnate Bae last night but somehow it's Bae that's pushing the ship now?

>>26644596
Like most of us, I lost it at 15 with my first girlfriend, both of us were inexperienced and it was pretty awkward lol
We lost it together but we eventually broke up, luckily neither of us took it badly, so we managed to continue living a happy teenager life

Moririn laughing at your dick...

Mori...........................

>>26644646
>failing to understand irony

Jill is a bitch.

Jill...

Why is Mori being so fucking cute today?

>>26644646
Yes, she even banned her own manager
Serious stream
ehek

>>26644136
Jesus fucking Christ

>>26644596
Got a gf, standard stuff

If I got into hololive I wouldn't want to collab with my oshi 1 on 1. It would lose the point of admiration for your oshi (idol) you're supporting from afar as a fan

>>26644031
PUT YOUR FOOD OUTTA MY BED

i miss kiwawa

mori is going to laugh at your dick

>>26644684
Were you at a cottage when you did this because I once was the rib making friend when I was 17

Dicks are pretty funny

STUPID MEAT RODS

>>26644721
>things that never happened for 200, alex

IS THIS HOW GIRLS TALK AMONG THEMSELVES

>suddenly anti bae posts every minute despite being one of the least talked about
>same old ips
hmmmmm

Bros... they're talking about our dicks?

>>26644721
>like most of us
>us
>we

>>26644721
>most of us
I have sent a special package to your house check the mailbox

>>26644720
Mori making you feel insecure about your dick...

What do you guys expect from La+'s 3D Debut?

I found this picture, I think it's pretty cute and funny.
What do you think?

>>26644587
She's OVER 9000

Mori finds your tributes funny

>Mori has seen dicks before
Uuhh deadbeats?

>>26644716
They're both pushing their clams, perky and saggy breasts and pitpussybussy's together.

>All these normalfags who have lost their virginity
explode
except that one guy who got raped

>>26644596
Bruh, I pushed down this bartender that I knew. Raped the shit out of him.

>>26644244
Every time Gura thinks about the totsu she thinks about the sex she had with Ame afterwards.

B-but my daddy told me not to be ashamed of my dick...

This is the most unhinged Mori's been in a while. She tried to censor "sex" as "steak" before but now she's straight-up saying dicks are funny
What's IN her apple juice??

>>26644792
I wanna see some twerking.

>>26644807
There was a dick pic on here not 15 hours ago

>it gets bad with me, but not AS bad
THIS WHORE

>>26644792
me using her handlebars to cum

>>26644807
people post their dicks here all the time

Someone is gonna use those audio clips of Mori

>>26644838
Suipiss

Is this a game holos play just to have an excuse to talk about sex?

>>26644794
I think Gura retweeted it and that makes me very happy.

Dicks are pretty funny looking honestly.

>>26644807
>anons have seen pussies covered with smegma
uuuhhhh /hlgg/keks?

>>26644838
Blame Suzy. She must've spiked the juice!

>>26644807
Obligatory "yeah, me"

>>26644646
55555555

>>26644596
Saving my virginity for my oshi.
We will both lose it together.

>>26644794
Rape

>>26644838
Optional karmotrine

>>26644443
>just goes to the races every day and bets on horses
just like pekora...

>>26644716
It's okay Brrat. They both cling to it hard because it brings them viewers and is the only interesting thing they have going on. Feel better now?

>>26644818
Anon, I must confess. I'm actually married and I have a son who's in kindergarten. And I've been shitposting here since 2007.

>Nui and Patra watched the Xenoblade direct together.

God I wish someone in Hololive and EN cared about Xenoblade.

>Maybe I'm projecting
somebody laughed at her 5 foot scythe...

>>26644807
Yo bro *pfft* turn to page 65 of the science book hahahaha

>>26644601
We should get art of this

why is it that every time i pop into the thread you guys are always talking about dicks?

>>26644892
>>26644443
Family rrat......

Polka Morimura

Is Mori as drunk as Jill right now?

mori speaking from experience btw

>>26644911
pekora...
roberu....

>>26643463

>>26644926
POST PENIS PLEASE POST IT

>someone has laughed at mori's naked body before
which one was it?
>yuge saggy tits
>paunchy belly
>hairy puss

>>26644948
Someone laughed at her dick?

>>26644751
Nah my cousin is in jail now for kidnapping and tying a girl to a tree, pouring gasoline on her and threatening to set her on fire. Miss you Wesley.

Mori is really sweet.