/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26597607
money

>>26597607
i can save him

Can't they at least dress like respectable people?

>>26600319
What's wrong with his attire?

>>26597607
Knowing her, probably how much she wanted to eat a piece of bread.

>>26597607
disgusting fat pig

>>26600505
He's dressed like an elementary schooler.

>>26597607
choche007 is that you?

sex

>>26597607
uooohh teamate sex

Wouldn't it be weird that Ryan Gosling was in a Barbie movie as Ken. Nah, that wouldn't happen....

>>26597607
OH NO NO NO NO TEAKEKS YOU LOOK LIKE THIS??

>>26597607
Holy Moly

https://youtu.be/jNZr-XUOlFQ?t=7926

>>26604955
ELEMENTARY SCHOOLER TEAMATE UWAAAAAAAA ToT

you might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Nick Avocado is a teammate? based

>>26604955
>you can't wear tshirt, shorts, sneakers after grade school

He's just rotund. If he was a chad wearing that outfit you wouldn't make fun of him.

>>26597607
damn holofags look like that

someone post the one of him next to ironmouse

>>26597607
HSWKW has chads and stacys. this is what we have. Why?

>>26606299
the girl on the right is Ina

>>26606299
why do they all look so weak? am i posting along sois like this wtf? i think i need a new hobby

>>26606299
I'm the guy/girl in pink on the right.

>>26605754
He's not chad. Chad can afford to dress like a slob, if you are fat or ugly you must over dress or people will see you as a freak.

>>26606534
>why do they all look so weak
they are

>>26606534
>t. guy in ops pic

>>26606299
You know damn well why

>>26606476
No that's OP's boyfriend(female)

>>26606713
That's exactly what he just said.

>>26606476
didn't know ina was a man

>>26597607
please stop posting my picture.

why do fat people always wear tight shirts and huge basketball shorts?

>>26609021
For attracting mates.

>>26597607
She was probably thinking about terrariums

>>26605754
If you take care of your body you can have the leasure of wearing the fucking you want and still looks good

>>26605224
Fucking lmao anon.

>>26609021
it's hard to find shirts after 3XL but 3XL shorts are huge. Also the upper torso tends to always be thicker than the legs thus giving the illusion of a super tight shirt and huge basketball shorts

>>26597607
Greater question, what was he thinking at this moment?

>>26597607
jesus
i don't think he'd fit in my terrarium

>>26597607
curnblemfamogatchta (she's retrarded lul)

>>26597607
Mirin those calves.

>>26600319
There is no respectable dress when you are that morbidly obese. Even a good suit looks ridiculous.

>>26597607
If he lost a couple pounds he'd be a chad.

>>26617558
More like couple hundred.

IS ALWAYS A FAT GUY

>>26597607
I want to imagine that when you reach this point you're self-aware enough to know that you're a fucking nerd stereotype through and through. I wonder how that makes these people feel? Do you think by this point they no longer give a fuck even when they know what they are?

>>26606299
bro why do you wear a belt with a tucked in t-shirt when you're fat
like, how can you fuck up your drip this badly

>>26606299
at least they are not a mix of guys in their 40s, crossdressers and literal schizos.

>>26622543
cope, schizos are based

>>26622543
for a group of vtuber fans they could be much, much worse

>>26606299
There are plenty of japanese nerds, HSKW is just filtering them out.

>>26617405
twiglets will never achieve this aesthetic

>>26606299

>>26597607
Will never be worse than a chumbud.
Literal faggots

>>26621994
>Do you think by this point they no longer give a fuck even when they know what they are?
I can confirm. The answer is yes.

>>26622794
This looks decent

>>26623048
in what fucking planet does that look even remotely fucking "decent"

>>26622794
Holy shit, it's Kingpin.

>>26622680
that's what I was saying, I've seen much worse

>>26606299
Only decent human is on the right at the back.
Green jacket is a sociopath, the rest are failures. Blue t-shirt is gay.

I'm just gifted at judging others so don't question it.

>>26597607
LMAO no wonder they self-insert themselves into gosling so much.

vTubers, games, and anime?
I enjoy them in the privacy of my home.

>>26623502
nice tall person bias u gay ass

>>26623907
The bias is the cause.
More attractive (incl. taller for men) people are nicer and more intelligence on average because they receive better social feedback during their developmental years.

It's unfair, but the end result is the same. Ugly people are made worse by the social order.

>>26624051
don’t remind me that genetics rule all peko…

>>26606299
Hoshikawa only posts the pics of dudes she is willing to fuck in hopes that they do stick their dicks in her alley way of a vagina.

Imagine being the one (1) /fit/ guy at that con I bet you'd look like chadonis in comparison to everyone else there.

>>26622543
Those bunch never see the light of day.

>>26622794
He looks like a jolly good chap.

>>26622849
What the hell is that thing?

>>26606554
based

>>26624533
I bet the chuuba would react like Okayu after she received that one video.

How do people let themselves go like this and be okay with it? If I was this fat, I wouldn’t dare show myself before my oshi, much less taint the image of her fanbase like this

>>26622794
Kingpin?

>>26606299

>>26627596
>makes a fat cat squirt

>>26627656
it's a universal rule too, the same one my mom taught me when she doesn't want guests to see me. amateurs.

>>26597607
We need return to skinny nerds.

>>26627746
GIRUGAMESH

>>26627746
>>26606299
I'll never get over the fact that Ina was okay with self-doxxing herself by appearing in this photo in person. What an absolute madwoman.

>>26627898

>>26627872
Is it the food industry's fault?

>>26627872
>born too late to enjoy peak skinny twink nerd dick
being a nerdfucker nowadays it's a curse, they are fat, ugly, and always at risk of trooning out

Nothing beats chimkins in cringe

>>26605754
Imagine a chad wearing that children's smock and yellow hat.

>>26629249
people (women) stopped learning how to cook healthy meals.

>>26631330
>that file name
that's you, isn't it?

>>26632064
n.. no...

>>26629249
Fat acceptance. No need to care for yourself when society coddles you for being a glutton.

>>26631330
I really think you should be 6ft+, fit/swole, Chad face and have a good paying job if you are gonna appear like that in public

Blleeergh

>>26631330
yikes

>>26631313
If Cool Guy shirt worked out then he'd unironically would be a chad

I hate fat people so much

>>26641623
John Romero could never be a chad, he's probably on his way to trooning out

>>26617405
Yes there is.

>jumbo size duster coat
>Hawaiian shirt and shorts
>football jersey
>giant winter coat
>flashy suits. i.e. a pink shirt, and silver suit, so your suits unconventional colours matches your unconventional body
>bermuda shorts
>kimono jacket

other choices are:
>go full nerd
>go full schoolboy
>go full whatever

The mistakes obese people make, is because their self-esteem is so low they have no choice or identity in their fashion, and dont maintain the hygiene.

If they own their look, and at least look presentable, shaven, showered and all clothes well-fit for their size.
there is plenty respectable obese-people options.
I should know, I was obese (still am but I have much more muscle and better posture now)

>>26632064
>>26632593
>Nobody ever heard of image search using google image/saucenao
Oh newfags...

>>26633061
>I really think you should be 6ft+, fit/swole, Chad face and have a good paying job if you are gonna appear like that in public
If they were going to look like that, they would end up being too normie to be in a convention in the first place. It needs to be somewhere in the middle.

>>26597607
>>26617405
>>26643651
The virgin in OP's thumbnails mistake is how unkempt he looks. Like he just stepped out his room where he cums to amelia hentai all day.

the belt sticking out, the tight-fuckin shirt that shows his stomach outline, the messy plastic bag he carries, the fuckin blip of red underwear poking out.

if he stood straight, wore a looser shirt with preferably stiffer material that doesnt show his fat folds and hides them
and either tucked his shirt, or put it over his belt, he woudlnt look half as atrocious.

put on some glasses, wear better trousers, neat haircut, and carry better bags, hed look okay.

>>26597607
the average female vtuber watcher

>>26631330
at least he's white instead of la cretura

>>26633061
yea nah.just be normal and not ugly as fuck

>>26645087
That's the least important thing

>>26606299
>The absolute state of /vt/

>>26627596
Clip?

>>26629249
Pretty much.
Capitalists make more selling addictive unhealthy food. Food is no longer an item needed to live it is a commodity tampered with to make the capitalists the most money possible.

>>26627872
There were way less chicks back then though. Good luck getting laid by a con slut back then.

>>26597607
Just show that buff twink that made Aki as red as her ringos.

>>26597607
Amerimutts always look like this tho

aren't all am*ricans like this?

>>26647963
The average weight for an American male is now 200lbs and the height is 5'9"

holy shit im also fat but not fat as westkeks, fucking lmao, i can't believe i'm talking to these morbidly obese fuck ups

>>26647963
>>26648361
What if I'm an American and I'm 6'0" and 175lbs, does that make me not an American or do I just simply not exist as there is no such thing as a non-fat American

>>26597607
hes based

>>26606299
No woman?
Even 2 view from Niji India had female fans.

>>26653771
God I miss noor.

>>26598430
Can't believe I'm the first to fpbp. She just closed her eyes and took it (with a gag).

>>26622794
Absolute unit of a lad. I'm in awe. Cheer.

>>26653771

>>26648849
It just means that you are american but not in the same stereotypes that non americans embrace like the fucking bible

>>26654216
Turned out the Bible belt is just a XXL belt.

>>26654161
>woman

>>26654161
GIRUGAMESHI

>>26625740
A grave

>Turned out the Bible belt is just a XXL belt.
See? That's the typical stereotype only a non american can leech off of

>>26654512
I'm sure that at least some American in the northern US can look down and see their own toes.

>>26654728
Well that and the hippie west and east coast, there are a lot more vegans over there.

meanwhile gura fans

>>26643651
>>26644000
Even if they managed to look decent while that fat, it wouldn't matter. Say they did by some miracle manage to pull some pussy despite looking like that. Being that heavy means you've lost like at the bare minimum 2 inches or more of dick size to the fat rolls. The fatter you are the smaller your dick gets. Its a lose/lose/lose situation. No matter how hard they can try the only real solution is losing weight. It's just how it is.

>>26654875
What happens to my fat bastard X chuuba collection then? You have to remember that we live in a society and no man is an island.

>>26654875
>The more fat around your pelvic region the smaller your dick gets as more is lost inside the fat
>A lot of fat people have zero self esteem
>Most of them hate their bodies
>They all probably think they're dicklets with no hope anyways so who cares
>In reality they probably all have okay to even decent dicks but the feedback loop is too powerful
Being fat as a guy must be brutal...

>>26654813
It's a weird thing. I have a friend living in rural California telling me that it's a mix of conservatives and boomer hippies outside of the metropolitans.

>>26613907
Agreed. The point being that his obesity is the most offputting thing.

>>26655002
Most dads are fat, no?

>>26605224
did the godskin noble just cancel animation his roll into that belly attack? after he hit with the roll. wtf

>>26654875
>Be a fat guy with an okay dick
>Lose all my weight
>Now I have a monster cock
Damn man. So many potential chads are potentially wasted under 300 pounds off lard.

>>26655060
California is a mess. You got the hippies in the north, the conservative in the rural areas and everyone in between in the south. No wonder that state is going to hell with everyone wanting to leave that state.

>>26655113
Wait until I show them my crypto portfolio, they will never see it coming.

>>26655135
>Most dads are fat, no?
>The fat dudes shown in the two images is like 400 pounds and short
There's a difference between a dad bod and being obese anon. Having some stomach on you won't do much in the grand scheme of things, being 5'6 and weighing the size of a small elephant will.

>>26606299
They all look like they're one step away from trooning out. Except from the guy centre left. He looks like he's a part of one of these youtube crews that hangs around in luxury housing doing stupid shit for views.

>>26600319
>>26606299
>>26609021
>>26617405
>>26643651
>>26644000
Honestly the biggest issue is that both those obese dudes are short. The taller you get the easier you can get away with being a fat ass. Tall dudes can be like 300 pounds and still look good. Short dudes turn into beach balls. If you're under 6ft you literally have to work twice as hard to even look remotely acceptable physically.

>>26655158
Well, I don't know. I have an impression that people flock to it for the glamour. Kind of a modern mystetic place really, like Night City in Cyberpunk 2077.

>>26654860
He must be at least 6'5", it's obvious he fucks too

I have a pudgy body and I'm only 5'8 ish in NA, so that's below average. While I wouldn't say dating is easy, I never really had to go too long without a fling or a gf since HS. You don't have to be a 6 ft+ Calvin Klein model to have a romantic life.

>>26655002
Damn thats fucked up. Guys have too much shit that's entirely genetics based man. They gotta be born tall, born with a fat cock, and be born with good genes so that you don't get fat easily. Women just gotta be skinny and have an average-looking face and they're good to go. Shit guys can't even be fat cause they lose dick size. Women can be fat and still be called hot. No wonder incels are a thing.

>>26654813
The ones who can see their toes on the coasts are the homeless who are cracked out.

Who are their oshis?

>>26655985
How sure are you of them seeing toes? I mean they are cracked out.

Would a 100% bitch tits incidence rate when fat compel guys to keep a healthy weight?

>>26655525
If only it was that semi clean like Cyberpunk 2077

>>26655985
Nah, you forgot the celebs and the vegans and the florida men

>>26597607
Still better than the balding ones

>>26656555
Because between the toes is the only spot they have left to shoot up.

>>26656864
What are the overall chances that an American chuuba has been heckled or harassed by a crackhead at some point in their life?

>>26645087
anglo cope

>>26655444
Short guys get buff in no time. You are just weak of mind.

>>26657103
Short guys have easier time with lifting in general, like mechanically. There is a reason why Olympian lifters all have the short stubby physics.

>>26597607
>Your oshi loves you, so search for her during anime conventions. Trust me.

>>26597607
>Your oshi loves you, so search for her during anime conventions. Trust me.

>>26657010
Depends on where they live. Even in places like CA, if you live inland, you've probably never even seen a drug addict. If they live in a big city or near one the closer it is to 100%.

>>26655907
I imagine being a fat chick wouldn't be good either. You'll get to have sex but you'll always be looked down upon. Plus you have to worry about being made the joke. On the contrary I still see fat guys with decent women sometimes.

https://www.distractify.com/p/hogging-meaning-fraternity

>>26657822
People have been doing this for a long time probably like 100 years at this point. People have parties and bring dates to see who has the ugliest, fattest, dumbest, guest etc

>>26606299
This lot seems chill though

>>26623197
I dunno man dude kinda owns it

>>26658318
There is probably selection bias because people who aren't social/confident enough won't show up.

>>26623197
Hamplanet.

>>26657619
Is that who I think it is?

>>26657619
Shock no one done the heart thing in photos with ''Mori'' yet.

>>26656700
Night City's pretty rank dude, its like a high tech Birmingham UK with slightly less murder

>>26641897
>Nazi frog post

>>26659421
Birmingham UK pales in comparison to the typical city here when it comes to crime. Isn't the murder rate still only comparable to the US average despite being among the highest in the UK?

>>26661154
Lose weight, fatty

>>26661243
>>26659421
Night City is supposed to be Colorado.

>>26661938
>The Free City of Night City (NC)[7] is an autonomous city located on the border between North and South California, on the Pacific coast of North America.

>>26606299
It was after this pic was taken, we slowly started to see fit fans post themselves wearing merch.

>>26657619
All except for the second one look alright, the last one looks funny but he's dressed normally and looks clean.

>>26597607
Average /vt/ user

>>26645838
https://youtu.be/odY4EbDwoVY?t=212
You are swole enough to make your oshi cream at the sight of you, right?

>>26664415
yeah, me

>>26662056
I'm ignorant

>>26655218
They won't see it coming since, at the moment, its value is nonexistent.

>>26600319
/fa/g here! they don't make good clothes at XXXXXFL

>>26657619
If the guy on the bottom left shaved and combed his hair to the side he would look perfectly fine.

>>26624533
I want to be the one /fit/izen showing up with a Gura daki

>>26666451
that's my oshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG3FMwDvsZQ

>>26597607
HEY FAT FUCK HOPE YOU SEE THIS DONT YOU EVER DARE SHOW YOURSELF LOOKING LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF AME, THINK ABOUT HOW LOOKING AT YOU MADE HER FEEL, TRY LOSING A COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS FIRST

>>26646101
This. So much this. It's those damn capitalist pigs fault I can't stop stuffing my face with greasy slop.

>>26627872
Man they look like almost normal people

>>26667964
That's because if you wanted to be weeb back then you had to actually have money to buy fansubs or official subs so most had jobs and you had to actually go out and meet people to talk about this stuff back then. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FSdAIQ2zBk

>>26653771
why are nijifans so cute?

Do guys really lose dick size from being fat? That sounds like massive dicklet cope to me.

>>26668382
The fatter you get, the more fat builds around your pelvis. More and more of your dick is lost inside the building fat. You gain more weight you lose more inches, you lose more weight you gain those inches back.

>>26668382
My cousin and I used to compare our penises when we were 12. I was a little overweight and he was skinny as fuck. His penis was comparatively bigger than mine when flaccid. But length of our erection was pretty much the same.

>>26622794
No! You were supposed to sex the children not EAT them, Lord Crompwaffle!

>>26668930
It doesn't really get particularly noticeable until you hit the obese tier. It also depends on height too. If you are taller your body better disperses the fat. If you are shorter it piles up more. You'll lose up to 2 inches or more though if you are short and really fat.

>>26666451
Bottom right needs more facial hair. Needs to embrace his inner jomon and reject his obvious inferior yayoi genes. Not many can pull it off and maybe his sideburns are patchy, but if not then my guy can do well with a trimmed full set of facial hair.

>>26669319
fug meant bottom left

>>26666451
>>26669319
Yeah something tells me Daigo is pretty content in the amount of pussy he gets. As im fairly certain he is married and has kids. Also even if that wasn't the case the dude is a fucking icon in Japan and could get any girl he wanted.

>>26666451
yeah he's just one of the greatest fighting game players to walk the earth

>>26609021
>tight shirts
because looser shirts look worse; still fat but less confident and more saggy.
>gym shorts
I don't actually don't think they were shorts more often than skinny dorks, it's just more noticeable.
>>26600319
It looks like a convention, I think he'll be fine.

all holobronies are fat
t. nijiskeleton

>>26673163
I hope you're left handed

>>26673163
What do Voms fans look like?

Is it okay if i'm 80kg and go out daily for walks and gym? I gain the same amount of weight i lose in the next day but at the very least some of the fat is being replaced by muscles.
I'm also 176cm so as long as i don't take my shirt off i look fine

>>26673988
Depending on your muscle mass that's not bad.

>>26667902
Well comrade with proper education and discipline you can improve your diet and start exercising. We will need to be of sound mind and body to overthrow them.

>>26597607
>he's just like me

>>26631330
this is the type of person to write YWNBJ btw

>>26671411
least insane tatsunoko

>>26622794
If only Winston Churchill was this massive. Could have ended ww2 by pure intimidation.