/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First for mating press

Bread maker needs correction

>>26552311
Bruh, she retweeted it. How did you miss it?

>>26555140
Thanks for the bread

1 minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBSeDw8i1w

Bae is watching Lui's 3D

>>26561642
Starting now

>get in
>page break and not I can't get back in
pain

>>26561642
>posted link to game in members tab
>JP stream
So it's gonna be either ENs who can't get JP or the very few unlikely membered JPs?

>>26562970
Yeah pretty much

We get
>random game
>kusoge
>Ib
>MC
>can't even watch any live
JPs get
>date
>Gartic phone
>probably more good games
>at prime time

Honestly miffed

/rrat/'s a lot deader than usual, though I can see why

On the other hand, there are some EOPs trying to play and understand the romaji prompts (which is probably harder than just using straight up kanji, ironically enough), I wonder how it'll play out

someone please enter her gartic phone stream and make her draw MATING PRESS

> That cap guy

My sides

>>26563256 (me)
Ok i have to admit the attempt at JP and the prompts being lost in translation as well is kinda funny

dumby rat....

>>26563256
im enjoying the stream despite not participating
hot take is that i dont find viewers gartic phone fun, i prefer when its the girls

>>26555140
Benching press

Room will be finished next week!
I can feel it!

I'm secretly hoping they switch the game last second from IB

>>26568209
God I hope, that would be so cool

>>26568703
Same but JP week is cursed so it will for sure be a sub 90 minute stream where they rush through it, IRyS isn't having fun, we aren't having fun, Bae is coping and then they end the stream instead of chatting for a while afterwards and then the JP's get a good stream.

>>26573113
Maybe they'll do something else to pad the time... Maybe go write another fanfic or have Discord sex on stream.

>some mad lad actually posted this to the tag

>>26575642
Goebbaelz...

>>26575642
>posting edgy shad-core art in a fanartag
what even is the point of that? its not like its gonna net you any followers

>>26575642
>no San'r
I'd like to think that's an oversight but.... heh

>>26577918
i've noticed a few artists triying to become the next >shadman, they go to vtuber and youtuber tags and just spam drawings like these
i mean im not bothered by it, but i dont think wanting to become >crackheadman is something to strive

Me in her arms

>>26577918
for some people, their entire identity revolves around being edgy. basically trannies but for the other end of the horseshoe.

THEY ACTUALLY CHANGED THE GAME WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRgo2O5sW8

>>26584588
BasedRyS. I will now post some BaeRyS to celebrate.

>>26584866
Honestly, i am more of TimeRyS guy but i think BaeRyS is cute. Bae still my oshi though

>>26584866

>>26584935

>>26584984

>>26585039

>>26584588
Nice, looking forward to this one, should be cute

I wanted them to play Fatal Frame since they played A Way Out with Mumei and Kronii and Bae played Resident Evil with Fauna.
When's the BaeRyS playthrough?

>>26585398
I think IB was the BaeRyS playthrough sadly enough
Unless, IRyS' fatal frame plan is still in motion for some other time, that would be great

>>26585750
It's still in motion I think. Personally I wish IRyS could have chosen Alien isolation instead, but Japan is gay so it's regionlocked out of there on steam. Perms aren't even an issue either, it's crazy that nobody in hololives touched it

>>26584588
Mane-chan love!

rat

>>26585075

Looks like Bae found out the surprise horror game change, she just retweeted the stream lmao

>>26595287
Surprises like this is how you keep a relationship fresh. IRyS knows her stuff.

Bae cute

>checks out game
>webcam based game with goofy jumpscares

Seems like a fun choice to scare bae even as a backseater, but I wonder why they didn't just choose fnaf in that case since bae mentioned it a bunch of times anyway

>>26599550
IRyS probably isn't into FNAF and Bae wants to play it alone in the future at some point

Brats, I'm really glad to have you. This thread has always been an island of reason and sane posting. Especially compared to my comfy /hirys/, that's been defiled and transformed beyond recognition.
Treasure your little space guys, I hope you get to keep it.

>>26601017
Thanks for the kind words mate, we try.
I'm also glad this thread is the way it is, I can relax and go on about my day without worrying about things going overboard.

>>26601017
i gotta hand it to the founding brrats, they made a pretty nice defense line by weeding out everyone that wasnt unity at the cost of being alienated by most of the board for like half a year

>>26600109
Suppose so, seemed like the perfect opportunity for bae to sperg out about fnaf lore though

Also i will actually kneel if bae ends up playing any horror game alone

>>26601017
Yeah it's nice here all things considered. I've heard that your split has been getting a bit fucked recently, so I hope it all works out in the future if the shitposters get bored.

>>26601518
Bae did seem kinda serious about playing FNAF in the future at some point since she was really into the lore.
I have little hope despite her words but I, too will kneel if it happens

>>26601017
Yeah I'm truly sorry for you guys, every time I have a look it's pretty sad to see.

>>26601594
>kinda serious about playing FNAF in the future
You mean, besides outright saying she would never ever play it?

>>26601656
She changed her mind the next stream and seriously considered playing it at some point in the future

>>26601656
Here's the timestamp, I found it
https://youtu.be/77oisoBEUIU?t=3216

>>26601017
I Hope your general gets better friend, good times will come sooner or later

Roberu's wife is so cute!

>>26601017
Thanks mate, but while you're here you might as well do some reps.

Very powerful statement from Bae.

Noticed the lack of mating press in here

>>26602631
Because this is a seiso thread for a seiso streamer.

>>26575642
At least they look good in uniforms.

>>26601565
Love Baes comfy zatsu streams her recent Valhalla playthrough was amazing too I will always bump rrat if i'm awake, rodent love

>>26602736
Love seiso rat!

>>26602736
anons are in kenja time pleas3e understand

15 minutes
https://youtu.be/AHRgo2O5sW8

>>26606003
This is Dorothy and Streaming-chan's fault!

Startan, IRyS intro is such a banger I'm sad I missed the first minute

>>26607051
I was about to say wrong thread, but honestly not really right now

>>26607007
Oh yeah most definitely
It's my favorite intro in hololive

>>26607007
I think Bae has my favorite ending, but Irys has one of the best openings for sure.

Here's hoping Bae can tolerate at least watching a horror game. She did alright for Fauna RE but that's more like an action game. I start concernfagging when she gets too scared.

>whitewashed Bae
lol
>quiet Bae
IRyS pls

Bae is displeased

>>26607211
Construction noises

Gary...

Honestly the ambiance looks pretty spooky already

Bae will pee her pants yo

Maybe something is actually wrong with Bae's setup, her sound on her streams is always quiet so she adjusts the audio of everything else but she's always quiet on everyone's streams too... AT first I thought it was because her old mic peaked and nobody changed it after but I'm starting to thing it's just her setup.

>>26607543
Mane-chan... help this dumby rat....

So what's this game, you look around cameras and just report stuff?

this game is more goofy than scary
Man remember when people tought bae faked being scared

>>26607688
>spoiler
I still can't belive she want's to do fnaf's she'd legit die by the second night.

This game is extremely similar to FNAF I think?
I'm pretty sure that's also a surveillance game, good luck if Bae ever actually plays that

>>26607688
Guilty because I truly thought it was too extreme a reaction but she's really just that big of a wuss. Reminds me of my ex, she never got past the tutorial in Amnesia.

>>26607688
I was actually one of those people. Until I saw her Outlast stream and she cried

Bae's live2d freeze frame lmao

This isn't scary at all?

>>26608005
That's because we're not 12.

>>26607888
At least it's frozen in an accurate expression.

>>26608005
not even bae is spooked at this point lmao, its kinda sad lmao

>>26608005
I think it should start getting "scary" 2nd day onwards. The first day is usually uneventful in these kinds of games

UWAAAH Bae in a sauna

>>26608241
it's not a day system, it's just a 6 hour timer, with the night getting progressively more wild

>>26608302
I see, no wonder it feels much longer

>>26607888
I think it's frozen because she's away from the screen.

>you are about to give birth to our child
Uh IRyS?

oh no
the mating press!

How many litters though?

I think IRyS needs a good dicking she can't control herself.

irys you cant just out bae's masturbating habits like that

>>26608706
>dicking
son, the only thing gayer than Irys is a 19th century bloomer

>Death by too much masturbation

>>26608810
All they need is a strapon when Bae visits and it'll be close enough.

>>26608714
>>26608843
>Bae sitting on the kitchen table, red as a tomato, as mama rat asks her to explain why her trash bin is full of used tissues and two bottles of lotion

>>26608358
You may be onto something, her expression changes every few minutes

>Bae masturbates every day

I didn't expect this stream to be so goddamn horny, for a horror game of all things.

I think something's wrong with me. This lotion bit is making me laugh so much.

>>26609065
>ywn have bae open the door, flushed and sweaty, triying to act casual

>>26609168
Have you ever watched a horror movie?

>>26609256
its the perfect balance between horny jokes and fun banter

>Is a rat
>also the cleanest EN who bathes everyday with skincare routinse like facemasks and body lotion

>>26609286
...do horror movies make you horny?

You know? IRyS' horny talk really calmed down Bae's nerves.

>>26609367
Nah, but half of horror movie tropes are built around horny teenagers, Cabin in the woods breaks this down pretty well.

Btw if you don't know what Bae is singing it's a bop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNn9NxZH2Vo

The horny gaslighting lmao

Holy FUCK that moan

>I'm sacrificing my body fluids

IRyS is just not even trying anymore. I think Bae shouldn't visit there's no way she'll come back without getting assaulted.

The lotion Baerer

Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer Seiso Streamer

>Bae is in charge of the lotion

Lotion tasted good
as a kid

Is IRyS just that horny or trying to distract Bae because god damn.

>>26611802
yes

>>26611802
Yes

IRyS trying her best not to say she's masturbating but literally can't think of anything else.

Tap Wotah

>>26611802
yes

Bros' i've got one of those fridges, do you think i have a chance?

Nail session...

>Getting her nails done with friendtaro no 3
Bae is so girly....

>Bae shares schedules with IRyS with her personal stuff too
>also had her nails done with friendtaro

>Baes tiny pedicured toes
Ugh.....

What schedule are they talking about?

>>26612689
Correction: will have them done

>>26612775
Bae's irl schedule

That's papa rat? I thought it was the game

She kahnt

>>26611802
IRyS laughs if you say "penis".

GO BACK TO THE NAIL TALK! DON'T LET BAE ESCAPE!

>IRyS giggling on her own while Bae is just whimpering
Also whoa that was actually kinda spooky for once.

Bros, don't fap too much unless you wanna end up like that guy

K time? Wha?

Just take a break from drilling and let your daughter stream, breh

KENJA TIME

Bae is actually gonna die if they play fatal frame

>>26613630
Kenja time aka post-nut clarity

Awww that's just cute

So Bae's just been staring through her hands while squinting the whole time

Bae's actually pretty observant despite it all

>>26613971
and she's still this scared

THEY DID IT

THEY DID IT

>>26611802
Hello Brat sister, yes, IRyS will eat Bae later.(again) <3

THEY DID IT

This stage looks kinda spooky

How loud would Bae get during mating press

>>26614074
you can be pretty observant when you're scared

>>26614074
Rats get heightened senses when in fight or flight mode

>>26613812

Buttered Bae butt yum

>>26614734
delete this D:

Cocoa body butter smells great

>IRyS doesn't know body butter

The lotion baerer...

Oh god.....

Bae's knowledge on lotions is sublime

>>26615482
>Monoploy
kek
Cute art tho

>>26555140
>Bae, why are you so big~

>Sharing penis jokes on discord
These two.....

>Loud keyboard
>Can immediately tell whatever she's typing out
Kek

>why are you so BIG Bae
>I'm not gonna say what I just thought
>>26608810
Now there's no more issue for that dicking.

>that PNG
Aw yis back to origins

>>26616220
https://files.catbox.moe/ly6kz9.mp4

What is a me crow wa way

>micro wa vé was invented after fridge so do people just eat cold food?
IRyS...

>>26617027
Oh god I just realized how dumb that sounds
IRyS......

>>26617196
I love my pon Wife...

>paranormal webcam game
>yabairys in full flare
>papa rat making construction noises

This stream is an affront to all of bae's senses, it's amazing but i can't help but feel bad for the rat

These picture frames are also starting to freak me out .

She keeps bullying her dad.

>>26617027
She doesn't know how to even fry an egg so 99% of her food is from restaurants and takeout.

>>26617465
>works for months for her sake
>be told to shut up constantly
Life as papa rat is tough...

>>26617546
She can make good gyoza!

Papa rat noises in the background

>>26617285
Bless her for changing the game last second, this stream has been fucking great

>I watched streams and it was fine
>I hate paranormal things!
Nice try Bae at this point I know that last comment is truth.

>she thought yaranaika song was official
Bae...

Bae.....

>Bae uses sticky notes
>I use sticky notes
WE ARE

>she's watching like this at times
what a bitch...

>>26618514
Cute
I'm surprised she can still spot all the stuff in the game

>>26618514
>Still spots differences.
How the fuck?

Bae wants Irys to hammer her...

Holy fuck my sides.

Goddamn these two are really great

This is just the best

>>26618311
Double D from edd ed and eddy.

That was definitely one of the finest BaeRyS streams ever
10/10
My sides are still in orbit

>>26620932
That end segment of Boob war was Peak Baerys

From a drawanon in global

justify this

>>26622343
Heretics who are blind to the truth!

https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1539499447872151552/photo/1

Rodent

>>26620932
Yeah it was really good, I was laughing the whole way through

Haven't watched the vod yet, but all this lotion talk and memes is kinda worrying.

>>26628150
You're in for something alright

>>26628150
It's a wild ride I tell you

>>26617027
I must say, out of all the dumb lotion breast size shit I've heard this stream, this one is by far the dumbest

Bump

Japanese stream was pushed up an hour, also IRyS might be joining her in apex according to what they talked about at the end of Ob duty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac-8izFICZo Time for rat

Time to assess Bae's apex reps

>this week's streams have overlapped with every myth offcollab so far
>this apex stream overlapping with big holo among us jp collab

I know Bae's not a numberfriend but these overlaps feels very unlucky. The fact that she's had to stream during papa rat constructions suggest to me that it's not intentional either. Maybe it's nothing and it's just purely unfortunate timing (many Bae streams during a pretty content-heavy week for other holos)

>>26636039
Bae doesn't really care about numbers much to her detriment, if she did, she wouldn't be doing a Japanese week streaming for the Japanese audience who don't want to watch her.
I've been keeping an eye on her chat in these streams lately and it's still mostly her usual regulars and koreans speaking japanese with very few actual new viewers.
Either Bae is oblivious that it's the same audience watching her every stream or she is truly doing this for her JP reps. I personally choose to believe it's the latter
I've said it before but this week was generally a terrible idea that wasn't gonna work out for someone from HoloEN

Her aim is definitely better, she doesn't tap shoot at close range while moving anymore

Roberu vegemite tasting stream (ft
Bae) frame is up
https://youtu.be/YFbaW7z255A

The roberu vegemite is going to be tomorrow
https://youtu.be/YFbaW7z255A

>>26636746
>>26636747
s-sugoi...
I hope Bae tells him to swallow a spoonful first before considering the proper way to eat vegemite

>>26636839
Basically the aussie version of tricking people into eating natto or something

ENTER
IWYS

>>26636746
>>26636747
Holy based that was quick, and to make a whole stream about it too lmao. Is Bae invited?
>2 hours after MC
If she is I guess that MC stream will be short.

>>26636395
I really think it's the latter, for one she herself says it in the video descriptions that it's "more so an excuse for her to practice her Japanese". You may say she doesn't need it but being N1 is way different from being casually fluent like actual JPs.

Well even if it was the former, she would've realized otherwise during the Gartic stream I feel. I kinda wish she stuck with having text prompts like in the first game though, seeing the shitty romajinese was hilarious

>>26636746
>>26636747
>that thumbnail
man i love roberu like you wouldnt believe, imagine being a schizo unicorn and missing on this funky fella

>>26636395
I don't doubt for a second that Bae has been doing this to improve her JP reps, and honestly JP weeks would be fine if Bae was able to stream at the usual 10-12JST slot, so it's really just horrible timing. And as a retired numberfag myself, caring about numbers quickly becomes incredibly toxic and mentally draining, it's better to care about schedule overlap and timezones.

They are already fighting lmao

IRyS can't believe that Bae's burps sound like that and is convinced they are high pitched moans

There was an attempt to track the enemy

LOSHAMA SHAMA~

>>26638853
Worlds strongest lotion

They are calling Haachama to do the Loshama line

Bae is adamant on doing it, IRyS is nervous as fuck
This is great lmao

Has Bae ever gotten Champion once? just curious since I haven't caught all her Apex streams

>>26639668
Yes, with Towa
She has apparently gotten 2 champions off-stream

These two talk to each other at lengths in Japanese off-stream don't they?

>>26639924
Yes, IRyS helps Bae with translating

>>26639187
>the Loshama line
The what?

Enter HAACHAMA

>>26640149
Mating press Bae
Mating press IRyS
Mating press Haachama
Simple as

Now I wanna see the clips of that Haachama exchange.
I do know that they wanted to do a "World's strongest lotion!" gag in front of her but IRyS' discord broke right before the call

>>26635893
Conclusion:Very extremely mildy better than before

What the fug

>>26641426
Chaotic sex incoming

Hey, so...
I like your rat a lot. I really enjoyed the stream last night with IRyS. But I can't help but feel like the Roberu collabs are starting to become a little tiny bit too frequent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFbaW7z255A

I'm not an unreasonable Holofan and I understand that there's room in Hololive for all kinds. It doesn't really bother me that Bae collabs with Roberu as long as she isn't pressuring other Holomen to collab with stars as well. But I'm just scared about HololiveEN becoming like NijiEN where almost every collab is one with males and I feel like Bae kind of wants that so...
could you like maybe get her to not do that? Please?

I really don't want to end up hating your oshi.

>>26641970
Relax, first of all, this collab was already planned during the last one, secondly. Bae isn't the type to enforce a culture or try to change the current norms, she isn't going to be dragging your oshi into these collabs. She's doing this for herself only and just wants to have fun so let her aight?

It's literally two planned collabs after like how many months?, Bae is a genuine sweetheart and a unityfag so If you still have a problem with Bae collabing with whoever she likes of her own accord, maybe she isn't really for you my friend. It's unfortunate if you end up hating her because of such a reason but it's the way it is. You can always watch the other girls.

We ate good tonight BaeRyS bros

>>26641426
THEY ARE
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1539628765680377856
This lotion arc has me confuzzled

>>26641970
She just wants to play with Rob, not form a revolution.

>>26641970
Allow me to tell you the story of a little girl and her little oshi
>Once upon a time there was a little girl
>She loved anime and vtubers
>She loved them so much she got a little oshi
>She loved her little oshi so much she wanted to meet them, little-y
>But the little oshi is part of a little corporation
>The little corporation has little rules
>And the little rules prevent them from having little talks
>The little girl wanted more, much more
>So she quit her little job
>She bought a little microphone
>And joined the little corporation
That little girl? Mumei

>>26642500
Hella

>>26641970
Bae won't push that. This is the key difference between Ollie and Bae. Because I am unity not unicorn, I personally like both, but Bae is more socially conscientious.
In general, Hololive silently accepts unicorn fans for better or worse. Moona put it the best: unicorns are fine as long as you don't bother others.

>>26641970
kill yourself incel

>>26643154
>muh ollie
man i hate tourists, they come here and start sperging because a chuuba they dont like dared turn on the pc at the same time as a male

>>26643361
>there are 8 billion people on earth
>there are about just as many computers/smartphones
>there are 86'400 seconds in a day
>on average 92'592 people are turning on a device every second
EVERYONE IS WHORES

>>26641970
Everyone's already giving you your (You)s but I just wanna add something I've noticed even before the week w Bar Robel: for how big of a Holostars fan Bae is, she's only collabed with them 5 times (Roberu in guerilla Apex, ISEPhone, Rio in Apex, Roberu in Bar Robel, and now Vegemite stream). Frankly before that week I was starting to wonder when the hell Bae was gonna collab with them again.

Granted 3/5 them were within the past 2? weeks, but for HoloEN to become NijiEN levels of cross-collabing would take drastic amounts of changes that frankly might inconvenience the talents themselves as well. It's fine to be worried, but I wouldn't be too worried for now.

>>26643084
>spoiler
Dang, I thought it would be Albert Einstein.

>>26642455
>>26642925
>>26643154
>>26643574
Alright, thanks. I'll trust you guys are right. I just look over at NijiEN and can't help but feel a little worried is all.

As for you >>26643262
You can lick my mini-butt.

>>26643624
Cheers mate, glad you are understanding.
london?

>wonder why we are having so many autists recently
>turns out there's a new branch of global just for council and hope
that makes sense, i cant help but feel sad for these losers

Back to thread matter,
Thoughts on /cope/?
Should we migrate?

>>26643707
damn u right, guess its gonna be a few more days of unicornposting until they get bored and go annoy someone else
>>26643778
go back there and leave us alone, brrats and schizos dont mix

>>26643624
I see where you're coming from, but Niji is a whole different agency with a whole different corporate policy and fanbase expectations.
It's sad to compare.

>>26643707
>/cope/
kek at least the name's funny.

>>26643778
No, I like /rrat/ the way it is and I wouldn't have it any other way
The other splits aren't migrating and we shouldn't either, that thread seems more of a general discussion central rather than a merge.

>>26643707
Just checked, honestly thought that was a joke general. Have to admit tho, /cope/'s a funny name

>>26643778
It's spawned by /hirys/ splitters not from the council unification plan. I guess /inf/ jumped in as well

I give it a week and it will be dead

rat

Frame for minecraft is up, It's one hour after the vegemite collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99rix6mfeXU
God please protect Bae from an off-collab overlap for the 4th day in a row, onegai

>>26644116
>1h after
Huh I guess I'm retarded I thought it was before. Guess I can watch neither reeee.
>spoiler
She has a talent for overlaps at this point I don't even care anymore.

>>26641970
What the fuck are you talking about you turbo autist?

>>26644477
Calm down, no need to shit up the thread further
It was an honest question by that anon even though it might've been dumb but it has been resolved.

>>26644116
They said they were gonna do it around the same time as yesterday. So it should start 90 minutes before Minecraft. In reality they're gonna delay it and overlap anyway.

>>26644590
Sugoi....

>>26644569
>honest question
it was unicorn b8, he shoiuldnt even get (yous) in the first place

>>26644640
Whatever it was, it's over with
Let's move on mate. It's not in style our style to get worked up over stuff like that.

Rat!

>>26644640
It's the same writing style as Gura's stalker.

I want to thank your oshi for prompting my oshi to talk about lotion play. I cant wait for the artwork.

>>26645082
Haachama I'm assuming?
Same, can't wait for the art

>>26642500
I'm stuffed, today was blessed

>>26568209
sex

>finishing VOD from yesterday
>IRyS putting Bae's Baes on close-up and examining
This nephilim is too horny, needs correction...

rat

rat

rat

>26641970
https://youtu.be/PPjUzNcxFHk

Bae pulled her neck muscle......
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1539748281340686337

Any of you fine fellows got Bae's streaming font or know what it's called?

>>26663881
I feel this tweet in my body.

>>26663881
I bet she slept funky again

>>26663881
bae...you are overdoing these masturbation sessions...

Why has IRyS been so horny lately? What the heck going on with her?

>>26665993
I locked her chastity cage

>>26665993
You're off your meds and delusional again that's all.

>>26665993
It was glorious, I need more Max Yaibairys in Baerys collabs