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Child
Spooky~
I love Ina!
Glad I have my tablet so I can watch on the toilet. Hit with some diarrhea there for a minute
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
GIMME THE MOICHANDISE
GURA ONAHOLE CONFIRMED!
This is kinda soulless...
MERCH
bigggg Face BIG MERCH
gura cute
GAWR GURA FLAME THROWERS!!!!!!
ARE WE FEELING IT BROS??
Prerecorded shilling
This anime shark is trying to sell me shit
MOICHANDISE
>merchand-*closes stream*
https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1539062878447075328
it's going to be a Gura Daki
ONAHOLES LETS GOOOO
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE GOOBA CUTE
HOLY CUTE
SPACE BALLS 2 THE QUEST FOR MORE MONEY
>3 images short of capping out.Guys...
GURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKIGURA LEWD GAKI DAKI>GURA LEWD GAKI DAKI
this means councilrys can get their 3ds soon right
gimme unity merch, wtf
I'LL TAKE 20
Sugoi!Some shitty merch!
GUBA MERCH
Myth or treat > Journey of a thousand years >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Country roads cover
T u T
Who the fuck is Gooba?
>>26526198>GURA ONAHOLEredundant
GURA MERCH
>>26526201It really is
>>26526225THE REAL MYTH ORIGINAL
MERCHENDISING
CUTE
Uhhh, why was this delayed
OY VEY GAWR GURA, YOU CAN'T SAY MOICHENDISE
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
just found out that holomyth is cute...
GOOBA SALEBUY YOUR OWN GOOBA
GOOBA MERCH
Bloop is officially dead...
>It's overNo...
THAT'S JUST A CHILD
>>26525965my Ina is too beautiful
>merch>merch>merchno solo concert...
MERCHANDISE ILLEGAL IN AUSTRALIA
I NEED TO KNOW WHO IS STILL SANE AND MADE IT THROUGH. CHECK IN RIGHT NOW
hey that me!!!
That's a mighty short skirt...
ONAHOLE MERCHANDISEONAHOLE MERCHANDISE
CONSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM
>on sale... I don't know whenGooba can't read...
Journey is being saved for when they actually meet IRL next week
BROS I'M IN THE MERCH
TuT
BLOOOOOOOP IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAD
CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD CHILD
>>26526289JUST WAIT AND SEE
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Why is Gura drawn as a child
oh my lord that is a very short skirt
Canon boob size this time
That was a deep sniff
LEGS
Hololive will always be the GOAT
>Limited setGood luck
ad breakfuck it ruined
>>26526219UNITY LOVE
wtf gura looks like a child
>>26526098what fucking studio does Ame have
ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE ONAHOLE
Is it Duduls hour?
CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
Gura is so cute!
Is this still prerecorded?
HANDWRITTENHAND FUCKING WRITTEN
HANDWRITTEN AUTOGRAPH HOLY SHIT
>>26526176SHE'S MORBING
>handwritten autographholy shit
>>26525965ME TOO! INAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>autographOh god
>>26526015they're saving that from when they actually can all perform together in person and not just prerecorded on stage
I NEED THIS
shark_mascot_01 is forgotten...
sex
I'LL TAKE 50
>>26526015They're obviously gonna do it at the end
>>26525734:baw::baw::baw::baw:
Kanaruru is way more competent than the entirety of Cover but I hate the slidey low camera angles he insists on using all the time
>NOT EVEN ART BY NEKOHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?
>Pre-recorded dancing made by some random dude> Soulless singing>Cuts right to merchNice stream chumkeks
>>26526317Still breathing
>>26526297that character is not over ten years of age
why does she hates bloop so much?
Why are you crying?
FUCK OFF TOURISTS THIS THREAD IS TOO FAST
ding-dong-bros.... we won....
>>26525734Mixed bag to be honest.
is Gura going to actually have good merch this year?
Wait did the Halloween collab not have a group picture at the end? I'm looking at my unity collab folder and I can't find one
https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1539063127089635328rrat is a whore!
GIVE IT TO ME I NEED IT
>featuring ebi-chanBloop...
I miss Ina...
OH FUCKOH FUCKLET ME INLET ME INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SIGNED MERCHIT'S GETTING SHIPPED IN 2024
>>26526353>UNITY>Posts doxx
>Merchandise featuring art that isn't by the talent or their parent. I will literally never understand the point of this.
THE LIMITED EDITION IS MINE
WHY DID ZETA STREAM OVER THE ENTIRE BIRTHDAY STREAM?
That's it?
HAND SIGNED
tourists can go the fuck back now
>>26526201Last bday stream was way better
>>26526339too long desu
NUMBERS/pol/ and /vg/ combined can't even keep up
LICK THE GOOBUH SIGNATURE
I realized Gura's eyes move.
Guys...this shark...she's really cute....
YOU WILL BUY GURA'S MERCH
HANDWRITTEN AUTOGRAPHfuck me
FULL UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK THIS FAKE SHITTHIS ISN'T A REAL 3D LIVEIT'S NOT EVEN A PRE-RECORDED 3D LIVEIT'S JUST A FUCKING KANAURU VIDEOWHY DID THEY DELAY 1 HOURWHY DID ANYONE EVEN TRAVEL TO AME'S HOUSE FOR THIS FAKE SHIT
I can smell the tributes
NO EGGS BEYOND THIS POST
>>26526339ToT
RUBBER MATWOAH NO WAY
>>26526338Just make him a permanent employee already.
I can finally step on Gura...
I FUCKING LOVE MERCH SHILL MORE TO ME COVERI'M GONNA BUY IT ALL
Teamates, thoughts?
LIKE SEX!
You've been hit byYou've been struck byA smooth crimINAl
>>26526225Dangerously based
>grippyUOOOHHHH
>>26526289That's what I'm wondering as well, either there's live content after this or it just finished rendering.
>>26526222>Takanashi Kiara: The Flammenwerfer! The kinder love it!
>hand-signedas in she signed every single one??
The hand signed postcards will be sold out in 30 seconds after it opens.
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
come on acrylic stand, baby
ITS SO CUTEE
HIGH OCTANE ACTIVITIES
>>26525965WE love Ina!
>>26526353>not posting 1943
>high octane activity like f-f-gundam building
Gooba Goobidabi
LIKE CUMMING ON IT
>>26526338Fuck this gay earth
IM GONNA CUM ON SOMETHING WRITTEN BY GURA
HAND SIGNEDI NEED IT
I will cum on that rubber
>perfect for high octane activitiessweet lord this girl needs correction
GUNDAMBROS
>Having sex on the Gura rubber mat
>>26526144Mori is that you?
>A rubber matWhy has Hololive led me to starting a rubber mat collection? I have Bae and Irys' as well.
SHE'S SO CUTE
>>26526333>>26526300>>26526301Anon... who is Bloop?
AAAAAA CAPITALISM!
I'm gonna get it dirty
This garbage makes me appreciate JP 3d live concerts so much more
where's the rest gura!
I will now buy Gura's merch because she brought up gunpla
>you can get it dirty if you want
>>26525885>623Michiko is my favorite member
I’m going to have a third fucking rubber mat…
>other things
IM GONNA GET IT DIRTY
High octane activitiesLikeFapping
>>26526299Realize sooner faggot
>even the shilling is prerecorded
>>26526338Christ, how does this guy not have a job at cover yet?
has Gura been building gunpla recently
Gonna buy the postcard and cum on Gura's signature.
Gura.................................
CUM
>Don't get it dirty
>Guerilla 3D live
so no live 3D?
>you can get it dirty if you wantToT
im gonna get it dirty.
>>26526487that's why it's limited
>>26526472My wifes ass is so fat it clips through the coat!
Oh boy! More moichendise I can buy and not get.
>>26526280Guba the flamethrower!
>>26526324Probably because it was recorded before they finalized when the merch will be on sale.
>she knows
>>26526317DOZER1 raiding birthday cake.
(((gaming)))
>Gundam buildingOkay, what? Where'd this come from?
>Like gundam buildingKSON IS THEREKSON IS THEREKSON IS THERE
>you can goom on my merch if you want
Why do I still feel disappointed every time they start shilling merch in big events?
Gura you dope
GURA WANTS ME TO TRIBUTE HER MAT
>>26526338Yeah, I figured. Most of it probably was Gura's motion data at least.
like what
>>26526459>WHY DID THEY DELAY 1 HOURIt was uploading.
>you can get it dirty if you wantGURA NO
So they just brought the Council smols out to dance in the background? That's a pretty big reveal in its own right, I'm surprised it was released in something that doesn't have anything to do with Council.
Gura gave us permission to cum on the mat
>>26526355The one that reflects it's pricetag in the quality of the tracking in her 3D streams (low).
>>26526349>signed card limits to only at 100LAZY FUCK
ToT im gonna get it so dirty
DINO PLUSHIE YES
Letter properly hand signed like Risu did?
>>26526176>gura birthday stream>kfp still has to plugliterally the only fanbase that does thispathetic
>>26526338Isn't this the guy who always ends up putting vtubers from a certain different company in his works?
HEAR THAT? YOU CAN DO TRIBUES ON IT
GUNDAMS?
>>26526349is this gonna get scalped?
DINO GURA PLUSHIE
DINO PLUSHIE IS REAL
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DINO GOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DINO PLUSHIE
DINO GOOBA PLUSHIE
Ah shit it's the dino plushie
DINO GURA PLUSHIE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
oh my god
RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB
ITS HEREEEEEE
DINO GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THATS TUMMY IS GONNA BE DESTROYED
Dino gura plush!
>>26526312yeah, I really was looking forward to a solo concert with 1 original song and 14 covers
Okay, thats cute
DINO GURA ONAHOLE
DINOGURA PLUSHIE IS REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>rubber mat Fuck off!>limited signed FUCK OFF
What is this
OH DAMN THAT'S CUTE
A FLESHLIGHT
JERKING OFF ON THE MATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
OH SHIT IT'S THE GOOMBASAUR
>>26526338BUT YOU SAID IT NOT RECORDED!!!!!!!!
THAT DINO GOOBA IS PERFECT>>26526472love
DINOGOOBA ISREAL
WOW ITS UGLY!
AAAHHHHH FUCK NOW I HAVE TO GET IT
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
This Was basically a long ass MV masked as a “Birthday Live”. Please give us more off collab after this
I WANNA FUCK DINO GURA
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>>26526225astro girl...
RUB HER FUCKING TUMMY NOW
DINO GOOMBA OH SHITTO
ISRAELISRAELISRAELISRAEL
Should I hold onto hope that one day all of EN gets easy access to a western studio that they can all easily visit and do 3D events like gameshows and junk like JP does?JP is lucky that their talents are all basically stuck on an island in one city while EN is spread across like 4 different countries.
RUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUB
rubrubrub
>perfect for gundam buildingLUNA GET ON IT
AHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>handwritten autograph limitedactivate the bot.
>I actually huffed the hopiumIt's all prerecorded, actually it's worst than prerecorded YOU'RE ALL FAPPING TO KANARU DANCING WITH YOUR OSHI'S BODY
Oh shit that's a nice plushie.
someone's going to fuck that plushie
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DINO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
WE DID IT
HOLY SHIT CHUMBUDS! IM GONNA BUY 3
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DINO GURA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's cute!
what's 200mm in american
DINO GOOB
GURA LITERALLY ASKING FOR TRIBUTES
DINO GURA
>Dino GuraLAME
DINO GOOMBADINO GOOMBAITISREAL
I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEED IT
ONA HOOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GURAAA UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUGHHHNNN GURA TUMMY AND TOOSHIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thats cute
>>26526353AY my favourite sound is back
RUB RUB RUB FOR REAL
DINO PLUSHIE.IT'S REAL
fucking cute
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED IT
CUTE AS FUCK
>>26526405I'm not crying you're crying
DINO GURA IS REAL
>super round tummyONAHOLE COVER IS HERE
omfg dino goobaLETS GOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NEW ONAHOLEEEEE
dinosaurs are hecking real???
Where's the glow in the dark trident...
RUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUB
o shit rub rub rub rub
OH MY GODSHE ACTUALLY DID IT
ANONS NO, DONT FUCK THE DINO GURA PLUSHIE
RUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUB
OH MY FUCKING GOD DINO GURA
DINO PLUSHIE WITH BUILT IN ONAHOLE
>another plushieand I'm gonna buy it
DINO???????
I'm gonna have sex with it
I NEED ONE OF THOSE
that is slightly under 7.9 inches in freedom units
POL FOREVER BTFO
oh fuck...it fucking cute
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LORD HAVE MERCY IM SOOOOO GOING TO FUCK THAT
DINO GURA LETS GOOOO
>DINO GURAThey'd better make that in massive numbers because EVERYONE will want one
FINALLYSOME GOOD FUCKING MERCHThe factory is gonna be producing these for next six months
I'M BUYING DINO GURA
>dinogoobaWho asked for this?
So THAT's why they wanted to do Myth or Treat instead of Journey.
Someone is gonna cut a hole into it, shove an onahole inside and send gura vid of them fucking it.
>>26526338The absolute fucking madman. I'm actually impressed.
DINO GURA ONAHOLE!
>>26526338Oh...so I just spent how long watching a man pretend to be my oshi and her friends?
RATE GURA MERCHBuy or Sell?
>ebi cutie markRRATS?!
ISREAL
I FUCKING KNEEL
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26526459Real 3D lives are prerecorded retard
I CAN FINALLY RUB DINO GURA'S TUMMY!
if only gura looked like this
I NEED IT
>>26526317<< Yo Goob... still alive? >>
DINO GURA IS NOT REAL, I REFUSE TO BELIVE
DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA DINO GURA
Hey it's one of those dolls.
AH FUCK THIS REDEEMS EVERYTHING GIVE ME THAT DINO
Dino Gura let's GOOOOOOOOO
I NEED THE PLUSHIE
Welp. That's the best.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26526449YAGOO RUNS THE BOARD NOA! HIROSHIM00T IS DEAD!!! AHAHAHAHA
WHERES THE FUCKING DAKI????
I'M GONNA FUCK IT
I FUCKING NEW IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAH PERFECT FOR ONAHOLE
IT'S SOF UFKCING CUTE HOLY FUCKING ISFHOISFHASOI I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>PlushCool>only 20 cm tallNevermind it's shit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Should have had a Dino Gura emote.
DINOGURA IZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I will fuck that dino plushie
I'M GONNA CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Should've named it Gawrzilla
get started on that EN sameanko collection
DINO GOOMBA
Nice cutie mark, gooms.
>>26526603cry more
I CAN FINALLY CORRECT GURA
>Hand signedGura mogged the rest of EN, everyone else chose duplicate foil signatures.
Those plushies are going to recieve SO MUCH semen.
ITS PUNCHABLE
DINOGURA!!!>>26526666YOU'RE FUCKING UGLY
IT'S FUCKABLE
INTO THE JAR SHE GOES
THAT PLUSHIE IS ACTUALLY CUTE STOP>YOU CAN GET IT DIRTY IF YOU WANT>YOU CAN YANK ON MY TWINTAILSGOOBA....
>>26526697yeah me
Holy shit they're gonna make all of the money
gura has a shrimp cutie mark
>>26526558you will enjoy the kanauru animation.
>>26526338I applaud the effort but I hope future EN 3D stuff won't have to rely on that. I want real 3D shows from them.
so, did they all meet up for a pre-recording? i sure fucking hope so cause i want to hear the stories.
Dino Gura that's so cute
DINO PLUSHIEI FUCKING NEED
All that dino Gooba ritual worked wtf!!!
>>26526459retard
But can you remove the dino costume to reveal her plunny
>PUNCHABLE>PUNTABLE>CRIEDT0T UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>It's squishy>It's punchable>It's puntable>It's onaholeable
I want to punch gura.
>>26526619>785Based
>it has a cutie markkek
>>26526689>FAPPING TO KANARU DANCING WITH YOUR OSHI'S BODYdamn that's hot
Make sure to order the autographed limited set in the 0.3ms it's in stock so you can receive it on time in 2025
>>26526459fucking retard
DinoGoomba is real...
>same manko
>it's punchableok I'm buying it
CHUMCHAD STATUS?!?
>200mm HOLY SHIT 2 HOLY METERS THATS TALLER THAN ME
>>26526846Get a load of Mr. Footlong Dong over here
>>26526472nakadashi
Isn't that plushie as big as the takodachi bean bag
Well, pack it up. Sanalite Plushie now has competition.May mercy be shown for these blessed plushes
I miss Ame...
>I hope you'll give Dino Gura a good hole
ITS ALSO FUCKABLE!
RUB RUB RUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUBRUB
>no council>no JPmy knees remained upright
>>26526338People are gonna say soulless but the production was great and I love seeing Myth perform.
I fucking love plushies
ANOTHER PLUSHIE FOR MY COLLECTION LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>26526619Yeah, Kuroboshi is pretty based.
I'M GIONG TO FUCK MY DINO GURA
>200 mm>That means it's only 2 cm tallWhat the fuck? And let me guess, it's gonna be expensive. Fucking stupid
I'll give DinoGura a good hole alright
Thread is so fast no one will see this hag pretending to be a schoolgirl.
>>26526609whats wrong with what he chooses to do on his own videos
>>26526619>786because it is?
>it's cuntable
>>26526594So there are only 100 signed cards?
>>26526772>3rd World War is reclining
>>26526794dumb fuck
>>26526781If the supply is too low those things will be going for literally like $1000 aftermarket, I hope Cover realizes just how popular it'll be.
>>26526785ME
GOOBA BOWL
>>26526808she does but only underwater, see the recent lore
My JAR IS READY
A FUCKING BOWL???
more songs?
They sure love their bowls
SHOW ME NON PRERECORDED KIARA AND GIVE ME SLEEP
I'm gonna buy this Gura plush just to fit an onahole inside of it
AHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING BOWLLLLLLL WHAT THE FUCK I NEED THAT
gura bowl?
what If we had sex on a gura rubber mat
>>26526619>785sure why not fuck it
i'm going to cut a hole on dino gura's bottom and put a bad dragon reptile fleshlight in
A FUCKING BOWLNOEL LOOK
So this dino Gura plush is reminding me. Have the nendos shipped yet?
CUM BOWL
WHERE IS THE GURONAHOLE YOU DAMN BRAT
fuck, i love bowls
That bowl is actually fucking cute holy shit.
>a fucking bowlfuck
AFUCKINGKID
I want to order a Dino Gura plush, it's genuinely cute
GURAS BOWL
HOLY SHIT ITS SHARK MASCOT 01
the goombowl!
>>26526619based kuroboshi
SHARK MASCOT
CUTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I could use a bowl
CHUMBOWL
cum bowl
My wallet bros why is it empty already just watching this stream?
I'd rather have Gura's toilet bowl instead please
>>26526603feel free to talk about the live instead of wasting your post to bitch about KFP, schizo
>>26526467Why do KFP act like anyone who not KFP is an egg
>>26526962Anon...
>Gura's dog bowlDoes she eat out of this when visiting Ame?
MY KNEES ARE REACHING SUPER CRITICAL
>>26526962burgerchama...
>No jarWTF
DMC video last year had more soul.This is completely souless.
FUCK I WANT THAT BOWL
BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES BLOOP LIVES
A FUCKING BOWL
>>26526589Kiara is just that powerful.
Who watches this shit?
I think I'm blind but where the fuck is BOOMEI???
>a>literal>bowl
A BOWL
A FUCKING KID BOWL
>>26526459go back
>bloopliterally who?
I'M GONNA SHIT IN THE GOOBA BOWL !JEB! GUACAMOLE STYLE
>>26526947wtf would you want them to ruined this kino stream retard
So basically you fill the bowl with your semen and then dunk the plushie in it right?
That's too much merch... It's a really good fucking set
WHY A BOWL
gooba bowlnot half bad
i like this bowl
So, $200 burgerbux?
bruh that bowl is tiny
>>26526619everyone in this cap is based
>>26526794>implying Gura is not a man
Why am I poor
I keep hearing "Sa me un ko"
>>26526317Deadbeat Actual. My tank's doing some fucked shit and I can't control it anymore
>>26526338Why is he not a Cover employee yet? If he's still a free agent, Niji could easily poach him and fuck over HoloEN from their main 3D guy.
WHO IS GOING TO WIN THE GOOBA BOWL
GOOBA BOWL GOOBABOWL GOOBABOWL
>>26526436It's prerecorded, she can watch the vod and get the same experience
>bowloh something practical nice. well I'll this and the plushie
GUBA RICE BOWLI NEED ITHOLY COW
>>26526867>>26526796>>26526895>>26526922PEGASISTERS UNITE! /)(\
THAT'S A KIDS BOWL
WHERE IS THE DAKIYOU SAID THERE'D BE A DAKI
Gura we aren't Asians we don't eat rice on bowls
>>26526790>>26526794retards
>UOOOOOOH
>>26526338>a male was using your oshi's 3D modelbuncha keks
It's not a proper EN merch set without a cup or bowl that nobody will use
I'm gonna eat chilli out of that bowl
>uncle>meaning her father or mother has a brother>meaning she has a father or mother>in order for her to exist, her father and mother must have had sexwhore. dropped.
IM GONNA CUM IN THE BOWL
>>26526962based retard
>Gura Bowl
I will cum in that bowl
>>26526338Good production
She's a slow eater to avoid seeing bloop.
Finally something to pair with my Amelia watson mug
WAITWHERE'S THE BLOOP OK EMOTE?
>>26526609In his fanworks, yeah. Never seen him do it with something he was actually hired for.
porcelain, good luck with glue
>>26526964i saw
>You will never be Gura's uncle
>>26526436She’s the designated ID overlap for this one. Can’t have a major event without one.
Now I can eat out (of) Gura every day
gonna send gura a pic with that bowl filled to the brim with my food
>>26526964
Sameanko's made it
>>26527058in the pumpkin
>pizza on the bowlsorry I don't support pedophiles
A FUCKING BOWLDID THEY JUST RAN OUT OF IDEAS? LMAO
It'll all end one day bros...
so many tribute worthy items
DINO CHADS WW@?
>>26527058inside my wife
>>26526794Shut the fuck up, you fucking SEAnigger, that's obviously Gura. He's talking about setting up this fucking stage and animating all of the other shit.
>>26526468>make him a cover employee>he actualy stops doing things
>>26526962That's 20cm burgerchama
HERE COME THE BROKEN BOWL THREADS
>>26526597no im genuinely asking does she have a space she rents out or is that what people call a random room in her house she records 3D stuff
telesales gooba
https://poal.me/ca74thhttps://poal.me/ca74thhttps://poal.me/ca74th
What exactly would you say EN management does? Seems like holoEN has to do literally everything themselves
>GIVE ME MORE BALLS PLEASE
>>26526558Goober is at Ame Studios but everyone else is animation
>No dakimakura>AGAINI'm really sad
>>26526317LUAJGSFLAGFLAVLUi
that bowl will sell like crazy in japan
>>26527010Who's that weird character on the bottom?
Nigger why not an apron
>>26527058On top of the right pumpkin
>>26527078Not with how weak the yen is
Does cover have distributors in the US yet
>>26526619>786And he'd be right.
>>26527107i'll use it
pee bowl?
>>26527043This. Last year felt really personal. This just feels like Cover cashing in on her popularity.
>>26526903There's no way they met up and didn't use it as an opportunity to stream together.
>>26527115post the guy wearing it
https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1539063369679876097https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1539063369679876097https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1539063369679876097
post the /v/ screencap with the fat fuck wearing the bib. Thats anyone who buys the bowl
>1 hour delay>15 minute zatsu>back to 1 hour of prerecorded stuffare they actually just sitting around now doing nothing
TRIDENT
ONAHOLE INCOMING>ONAHOLE INCOMING ONAHOLE INCOMING>ONAHOLE INCOMING ONAHOLE INCOMING>ONAHOLE INCOMING ONAHOLE INCOMING>ONAHOLE INCOMING ONAHOLE INCOMING>ONAHOLE INCOMING
THe fork?
>>26526589Anon they creator relased them months ago on Twitter and Kanauru has used them in previous videos.
>>26527146HERE.
>bloops disgusting face touching my foodno thanks
WHO THE FUCK BUYS THIS SHIT?CHILDREN?
How good is Gura at shilling?
FUCKING FORKS AND CHOPSTICKS??????????????????????
>>26526689gura is obviously motion captured you tard
>>26526338I hope this dude's rolling in cash like the king he deserves to be
>Trident forkCALLED IT
I am going to cum in that bowl.
THE GLORK
SHE DID IT
A bowlA fucking bowlI'd cry too if my merch was a bowl
Holy fuck that's actually cool
TRIDENT FORK YYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
WHO WILL WIN THE GURA BOWL
a dildo?
>Whoops, sorry about your bowl anon
A FUCKING FORK
>>26527142Don't say that.Please...don't say that ;_;
bruh
The lance of longinus?!
>>26527115HAHAHAHAH YOU CALLED IT
>She actually did the fork
My wallet...
A FORK
>Jenma gets both talents that wants and cam do birthday 3d but cant access Japan.>Has to help them from Japan on two different continents.Jenma ganbatte.....
TRIDENTFORK
>>26527058Pumpkin on the right
THAT LOOKS LIKE A KID'S FORK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gura you fucking autist.
Those small plastic bits are going to snap off so fast.
THE FORK
>>26526436Risu's not awake so Zeta's subbing in
Wow, that's so crazy.
>>26526619based concentration critical
This is just silly enough to work
DA FORK
>>26527105Do you not understand how this works?
TRIDENT FORK
TRIDENT FORK AND CHOPSTICKSNOW THAT'S SOME GOOD FUCKING MERCH
>>26526975Gura merch is going to cause another global logistics crisis
FUCK THIS MERCH IS GOOD
>a fork>chopsticksHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is this still prerecorded guys?
>>26526609it would have been funny if this guy sneaked in pomu in the background (like he always does) and no one here noticed
>>26526338>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT'S NOT KANARURU YOUR AN ANTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmmm microplastics
GURA'S DREAM CAME TRUE
>trident>4 prong fork
Hololive tableware is definitely what I wanted, thanks yagoo!
no spoon you fuck
>trident fork>4 prongs
i dont know how to use chopsticks
>>26527107Cover has an exclusive deal with some kitchenware manufacturer probably
>plastic cutlery
>>26453594
>Trident>four spikes
Sht that's good, I need to get it.
>ABS plastic
Damn, imagine sounding with that.
Finna eat my gurasaur plushie out of my gura bowl with my gura utensils
>Trident>Four prongs
>Chop sticksWho still uses this shit? Lol
>>26527225the trident sounder
She finally got the fucking fork
Oh hey, Gura wanted a trident fork right?
IM GONNA SHOVE THOSE UP MY ASS
>chopsticksCHIN CHENG HANJI
>trident>has 4 prongs
>trident>4 prongs
HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING AMAZING
Those are going up my ass
>>26527225>Trident>4 prongs
>The fucking trident fork she mentioned like 2 years agoI kneel, gooba
>>26527214ToT
>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT>NO DAKIMAKURARIOT
>>26527191Rossiya....
>TRIdent>FOURk
>tridentbut it has 4
CHOPSTICKS BIY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY YOU SAY TOWA
... is it still a trident of it's a 4 pronged fork
If i had a child... i'd buy them these
that fork is for a child
I doubt anons here can even use chopsticks
>>26527214ME MOTHERFUCKER.
>>26526934>not wanting a life-sized plushieGet a load of this faggot
I can imagine Gura unable to handle the cringe if she had to do this sellout live.
FORK AND BOWL I KNEEL
>>26527038>>26527109>>26527031>>26527154200/100 = 2. Shoulda stayed in school you retard neets.
how cheap is the plastic of that fork going to be?
She knows her fatass audience
>>26527237Yeah it sucks to be American
>>265271913rd Gen deserved so much better.
PLASTICFOOD MERCH
>trident fork>trident chopsticks>neither are tridents
gura it's not a TRIdent if it has 4 prongs...
>a literal plastic forkGura...
who the actual fuck wants a bowl
>>26527143ina had a laundry basket. it's great
This is actually good merch
>plastic fork and chopsticks
she actually did it
CEREAL PRIZE>CEREAL PRIZECEREAL PRIZE>CEREAL PRIZEAND IT'S KINOCHUMBUDS ARE SO LUCKY!!!
MY WALLET IS DYING LETS GO
This is going to end up being quite an expensive set at this rate.
>>26526468I actually hope they pay this guy well. He does a good job.
Why did Gura get rid of the pow er emoji's? I wonder how that shows up if you watch past streams.
>>26527191FUCKING KEK
This shit will sell like water
>>26527205Will it be accurate to the real Gura?
microplastic trident yummy
>"trident" fork>four tines
Didn't she want this fork literally from fucking day 1, if memory serves correct? Like it was one of her debut goals.
>>26526338Just spin off HoloEN as a seperate company and put this man in charge already, he does more on his own than the entirety of Cover does
I NEED THIS NOW
kek why is it so problematic to make it 3?
>Material: ABSthats not food safe gooba
>trident fork and chopsticksIt's like fucking Disneyland merch lmao
>>26526317I've almost lost my mind at dino goob. Haven't tipped over the edge yet though.
>>26527191gen 3 concert...
>>26527004No, but they seem to have resolved whatever bottleneck was fucking everything else so the Gura one might ship on schedule
>A bowl and a fork Based merch
>Not light upCOVER HATE
>>26527163EN basically has no mangement
TRIDENT FORKYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>shitty ABS
Neither of those are a trident btw
>>26527225the cheapest plastic
>plastic
GIMME THE CHOPSTICKS
Gura's not even my oshi and I want to buy everything from this pack, goddamnit I need to go do more work now.
>>26526808MOMMY
chopsticks are impossible to use, shit's fake as hell
>>26527191To be fair the ending credits was kind of kino, it's the entire rest of the concert that was fucking garbage.
>>26527214or people who want to fuck children, like me.
that's a trainig fork for little childrens!!! uuoooooOOOOHHH TuT
*holds trifork*
I NEED MONEY
>>26527175>he doesnt know the famous character shark_mascot_01
for what purpose
>a plastic fork...
That's a display fork if I've ever seen one. That small trident is going to break from everyday use.
>>26527163They literally have no manager, they do everything by themselves with little input from COVER
>>26527194Oh, so it was just rendering.Well that was not worth staying up for at all.
WHERE IS MY DAKI SHARK???
>trident fork>has 3 teeth????
>>26527146REPORTING
>>26527202Course not. They're having sex.
>Material: ABSKEKKEKEKEKEK
>plastic chopsticks>4 pronged "trident"just kill me
Someone is going to do sounding with gura's sticks
I AM GONNA SOUND MY COCK USING GURA'S CHOPSTICKS
>a plastic fork
>>26527212are you still upset about bloop kicking bubba's ass?
>>26527191Their sense of humor is absolutely ruthless.
>>26527194Less funny references next time.
>tri>4
>>26527191They're still hurt by it...
BUYING THIS SHIT FOR MY SON
I literally predicted the trident forkKneel to me
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LEWD SAMEGAKI DAKIMAKURA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Perfect merch for her trident
>>26527191KEK
>>26527115Holy Kek
I'm happy she finally got the fork
>>26527191oof, they will never recover from those sankisei concert
>>26527032why do eggs act like anyone who is not (learn english fucking monkey) an egg is KFP
>>26526589they exist mostly to be Myth accessories, so is fitting
>>26526794Ha gay
>>26526979???????
>>26527214sis, they can't just sell dildos for us
ok that's pretty soulful. heopefully its a good size and not completely shit plastic. it better be microwavable and dishwasher safe as well
In true Gura fashion she can't fucking count
>>26527182>staining your oshi's merch with foodstuffsThat was a trick question, and you failed.
WHERE ARE THE ACRYLIC STANDS COVER
>>26527142don't be sad that it will end be happy that it happened
WHERE'S THE ONAHOLE GURA
HOLY FUCK WE GOT A FORK
>voicepackI hope she's moaning in one of them
THIS ISN'T A REAL 3D LIVEIT'S NOT EVEN A PRE-RECORDED 3D LIVEIT'S JUST A FUCKING KANAURU VIDEOWHY DID THEY DELAY 1 HOURWHY DID ANYONE EVEN TRAVEL TO AME'S HOUSE FOR THIS FAKE SHIT
AND THEN THAT FAG TOLD ME THE MANAGERS DO THE WORK KEK
>Trident>Has 4 tines instead of 3.
>>26527339
>>26527142That day is not today.Today we celebrate UNITY, and GURA LOVE.
>>26527191NOT THE 3RD CHILDREN LIVE AND GRASS AH AH AH AH AH AH AH
THE TRIDENT FORK NIGGERS THEY GLOW IN THE DARK YOU CAN SEE THEM WHILE YOURE DRIVING
it says "trident-like" you faggots
>PlasticWhat the fuck that's a deal breaker
>>26527189it is a cash grab, let her enjoy doing something professional for onceshe didn't sign up to Hololive on accident, she didn't stop streaming on oh-so-casual Twitch with the overly familiar autistic chat on accident eitherstart bitching after she complains or shows any signs of being unhappy, not out of the blue
LASTLYVOICE PACKNO DAKI YOU PEDOS
>>26527326>>26527328
Gura is.......... cute
>No dakiOkay bye
>LastlyWhere's my OFFICIAL GURA CUNNY ONAHOLE™ I was promised?
>ABSit's fucking plastic
DAKICHADS NOOOOOOOOOOO
androidsisters....
>>26527094>plushie>practicalWh-what are you planning to do with that thing?
>>26527191Never forget the gen 3 concert
>>26527214the glorious nippon is a place of wonders
>>26527215Not as good as IRyS selling Kronii's dakimakura.
meanwhile la creatividad’s merch was a tshirt that came in one size and a tiny color change mug.
it's not a trident if it has four prongs THOUGH
hm. I guess I'll just be getting the dino plushie
Gura JOI...
THIS IS A GOOD VOICE PACK HOLY SHIT
>>26527336Ame bought them all
GURA VOICEPACAK I'M GONNA CUM
>>26527343i will be your child
>23cm plastic chopsticksThat's gonna be a bit awkward to handle
fuck is this? only elementary children would buy these for their lunchboxes.
>>26526794Gura has a mocap suit, no reason she couldn't have sent over the motion data.
>>26527191I honestly miss R****a
THAT VOICE PACK BETTER HAVE AN OH NYOO
>>26527237my lunaito mug made it fine
looks like the cheapest flimsiest disposable plastic ever.
>>26527191kek
GURA CAN'T TRIFORK
ABS is stable to decomposition under normal use and polymer processing conditions with exposure to carcinogens well below workplace exposure limits.[29] However, at higher temperatures at or above 400 °C (750 °F) ABS can decompose into its constituents: butadiene (carcinogenic to humans), acrylonitrile (possibly carcinogenic to humans), and styrene (reasonably anticipated to be a human carcinogen).[29][30]Ultrafine particles (UFPs) may be produced at lower temperatures (such as in 3D Printing).[31] Concerns have been raised regarding airborne UFP concentrations generated while 3D printing with ABS, as UFPs have been linked with adverse health effects, some of which may result from tissue obstruction in the kidneys, lungs, and intestines caused by a buildup of UFPs.
>Trident chopsticks>Not tridentsu... sugoi
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHGURA NOTIFICATIONS FOR MY ELECTRONIC ONAHOLE
she's pregnant
VOICE PACKVOICE PACKVOICE PACK
DAKI SOON
GURA IS PREGNANT
MORE STUFF??
BABY IN THE OVEN
Rate the merchandise!https://poal.me/otzijuhttps://poal.me/otziju
>>26527152true enough. this setup works best when it's a labor of passion and not an obligation.
>>26527367>four prongs>ABS plastic
Gura has a bun in the oven!
>ipad>am I allowed to say ipad?Oh no, the Apple permissions...
>>26527472lmao
>>26527299>>26527300>>26527318>>26527326>>26527328>>26527332>>26527342>>26527365>>26527366it's a special trident
>more in the ovenSHE'S PREGNANT
>>26527461$30 plus shipping
plushies > daki always
GURA IS PREGNATN
ORISONG????
>>26527214TUT
GURA HAS A BUN IN THE OVENSHE'S PREGNANT
GURA'S GOT A BABY IN THE OVEN
>there are more things in the ovenGURA IS PREGNANT
>more things in the ovenYeah, my child that Gura will bear
>>26527378Can't wait to pay 50€ for it and not have it even a year later
>>26527512Why are you so mad?
poster: god tier, would get you arrested in my countrydino plush: god tiertrident fork: wack tier
>>26527149Sorry, the -10 IQ SEAnigs already made up their mind and opinions. No matter how wrong they are
Microplastics are so tasty.
GURA'S GOT A BUN (MY CHILD) IN THE OVEN (HER WOMB)
GURA IS PREGANT
>trident fork>trident chopsticks>both don't have 3 ends
>>26527225Before someone wants to make fun of the set because ABS is a kind of plastic, Nokias were made out of that stuff, let that sink in.
more things????
ITS OVER?
>>26527487it's sad that delusional mythtards actually believe this
>>26527394>he does more on his own than the entirety of Cover doesThe bar for that is literally "Do not rape the talents"
>In the oven>need more timeLike what, 9 months?
I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>PART 2 MERCH ON THE WAYCHUMBUD STATUS?
the plush carries the merch sooooo hard
>There are still more things in the ovenSHE'S PREGNANT AND SELLING THE BABY
>>26527375the plushie alone is fucking worth it
>MOTIVADOwhat did she mean by this??
>>26526547contract work is often more lucrative and allows far more freedom
>Chopsticks>Hololive ENwhat did they mean by this
do you guys use chopsticks?http://poal.me/hmmynahttp://poal.me/hmmynahttp://poal.me/hmmynahttp://poal.me/hmmyna
IF YOU CAN SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLWHAT THE SHARKIS COOKING
ONAHOLE/DAKI COULD STILL HAPPEN
>>26527367SHE LOVES TO EAT MICROPLASTICS
KEEP POSTING BROS
>more things in the ovenYeah, me
The Dakin is cooking
they lost the vaginal mold to make the gura onahole so they had to redo it, hold strong fellas we'll get it one day
>>26527191>861
Is that it?
I don't know how to use chopsticks...
>in the ovenSHE'S PREGNANT!
>>26527409Eat up ladies
that was it?Gurame karaoke was miles better
>>26527191lmao
I mean, Gura can't count anyway so it goes without saying she would not realize a trident must have 3 prongs. It's a ... quad-dent.
>>26527536Just needs some time to set in the oven, like she said
So that really was it... It was alright
>>26527567
>its overits over
SHE'S BAITING
>>26527191I still don't understand on how they treated gen3 with one of the worst live paid concerts
>>26526689>YOU'RE ALL FAPPING TO KANARU DANCING WITH YOUR OSHI'S BODYIt all comes full circle...
>it’s overLmao
>>26527043I think something about it is that her 3D feels soulless as compared to her live 2D, especially the hoodie less original outfit. And it's worse because I lookes forward to her 3D for such a long time and now that it's here I just can't get used to it
>>26527670No, I'm from a human country.
Gimme the autograph
The steve jobs permissions...
ALL MINE BTW
>>26526785everyone
I LOVE GUTHRIE GOVAN!
I think she might be talking about her figure
>>26527191They will never over the sankisei concert fiasco, won't they?
>https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2022GeekJack:>404Gura....
okay time to drop the REALLY big surprise
SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT SHE'S PREGNANT >SHE'S PREGNANT
>>26527385It'll just be the text, you can see it on Coco stuff
I AM BUYING ALL THIS GARBAGE
A lot of Ina memes occurring the last month despite her being on break
Please dont say this is over already, holy shit it hasn't even been an hour
>>26527191kek, that concert haunts them forever
That better not be it.
>>26527367>plasticwell it'll look cool I guess
>>26526603>deadbeats are STILL seething about KiaraThis is the KFP general
>>26527660no green arrow therefore you say this and look like this
THAT'S IT?
>>26527660
IS THAT IT? LMAO
>>26527660this but unironically
>the voice pack is already on nya>the voice pack is already on nya>the voice pack is already on nya
>>26527357stop digging burgerchama
>>26527660This but unironically.
Over :(
>councilfag now spamming mythJesus
>>26527695you better start learnin, son
>it's overhonestly disappointed
4 million subs, full myth, never broke 70kvtubing is done for
>birthday party>does mechandisingi love capitalism, remember to buy the stuff to more Gura
>bowl>fork and chopsticks>more things in the oven>I hope you'll like what I'm cooking upAll of Gura's merch going forward is going to be kitchenware exclusively
>>26527472oh no bros
>>26527720I don't care what JOP's think.
>>26526317GH05T Star holding up
>>26527191When did this concert take place?
Gura.....
So apparently this guy is just the new lord of holoEN.Thoughts on the entire branch relying on him?
NO DON'T GO YET
>>26527711or, you know... a fork
The off collab...no.
Don't go...
The only good thing was the Dino Gura. Other than that it's cheap shit that they'll charge an arm and a leg for.
don't care much for the other merch but I really need the Dinogura plushie
>No dakiLAME
That was the lowest energy concert i ever saw
>>26527711just say giant fork like a normal person
>>26527729is this pasta for ants?
its over...
THAT'S IT????THE WHOLE THING WAS PRERECORDED????
Would you rather have a fork and bowl or a laundry basket...myth wtf
>>26527645>the average of the chopsticks' points and the fork's points is 3
now the real stream begins, right
>NO ANCORENO ANCORE>NO ANCORENO ANCORE>NO ANCORENO ANCORE>NO ANCORENO ANCORE
Well, that was short.
no...don't go.........................
>>26527582lel
>real soonHERE WE FUCKIN GOOOO
>>26527670Only for cooking
fuck yeah
I hope there's more l2d part now.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NOT EVEN A FUCKING HOURWHAT??????????????
>>26527375meh the utensils are lame
>>26527214Cute Japanese girls and fat ojisan otakus.
>>26527279
>>26527660Unironically this
>>26527720GURA IS GONNA ANNOUNCE THE IPHONE 14
>>26527670Only metal/wood ones. I dunno why but plastic ones just feel weird to use.
>>26527670you will never be a woman or Japanese
the flight....
NO LIVE KIARA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOT SLEEPING WASN'T WORTH IT
>>26527612And Gura's a special girl!
ENTERCOCO
>>26527577bro how am I gonna use it with my lava lunch now...
>>26527720>30grass
>>26527729Hey I was in that thread all those years ago, long before we were all jerking off to vtubersAnd yes I was one of the anons who jerked off to it
HERE COMES THE KIARA OFFCOLLAB
Rate strim
>>26527720>30kek, she really is awkward at standing around
RATE IT
wait so we get no off collab kino?
>>26527811SEAnigger hate
>>26527777quads of truth
>>26527757SHES LEAVING
We got delayed an hour for a fully pre-recorded concert and merch announcement. zzzzzzzzzz
Wait that's IT!?!?!?! What the fuck
wait that's it?
>>26527191My fucking sides
>>26527660yes but unironically
>less than hourDYRBI
>that's it
>>26527218anon...
>1 hour>4 songsGet on with the surprise end--oh shit it actually ended.
>>26527811I don't see a problem if they're hiring him like a normal contractor
ogey
>>26527839lol
SHE EVEN HAS PROBLEMS SAYING GOODBYE IN 3DS
wow, nice birthday stream
that's it?
I'm gonna go have sex with anon
actually over wtf
THAT'S IT?NO SAMEGAKI ONAHOLE?NO DAKIMAKURA?
this was pretty mid, a regular karaoke would've been better
that was it?
... So that's it???
WHT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
What am I supposed to do now
>The spinning circleIt's really over
Encoreu?..
Wait, that's it?
>They thought there'd be an off collab
>>26526317Mepper Platoon, reporting in.
>it's actually unironically over for real no cap
>>26527811hes earned it, crazy bastard.
>>26527885Eh, it was okay.
OOF WHAT A STINKER OF AN ENDING
that was pretty lame
>it's fucking over
Wait if that was pre-recorded then why were there delays?
AN HOUR DELAY FOR A VIDEO?!
>It's over
>it's overwhat the fuck
So Bae delayed for nothing?
So did you enjoy this more than the multi-Holo offcollab >we were expecting?
So we all agree that Kiara was insanely based for being the only one with the self respect not to use her 3D model right?
>>26527512t.retard
>hard endo-ok...
>>26527811>entire branch>when he gets ignored by Mori, Ame and Ina
THAT WAS IT? THERE WASNT EVEN AN OFFCOLLAB SEX?
Gura...Come back...
>the delay was almost as long as the stream
WAIT? ITS OVER? WHERE IS MY OFF COLLAAAB?
>>26527811beats omega
>>26527811lord? more like slave
I WAS PROMISED A THREESOME WITH AME, GURA, AND KIARA WHERE THE FUCK WAS IT?
Duvet for another time I suppose...
>that's itFUCKING KEK
THATS IT??????
>that's actually it
That's it?That was just five songs and a merch announcement!
please make me kneel gura
Now I feel empty...
>>26527660coal
>>26527577I'm gonna make a cad file so everyone can 3D print their own
>>26527811I hope they're paying they/them serious dough
>That was it
>>26527880KINO/10I LOVE MYTH, MYTH FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I miss my Ina...
>>26527811Kanauru bows to Amelia
>that was actually itRRATS BTFO HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
i guess im going to have to learn how to use chopsticks
wait, that's bye bye as in stream over, not cut back to live talking gura? o-okay...
THAT'S IT? WTF
>no third member showed up to offcollabFUCK
That was lame
>>26527881same desu
>>26526700About 8 inches
>No offcollabJESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT WAS THAT SHITTY MIC FOR?
I don't know why I was expecting her to go back to the usual stream to talk more
>>26527811Man, I gotta learn 3D faster...
THAT WAS IT????
she's gonna put up a stream slot for an hour from now any minute r-right
>>26527958This was better.
>>26527922>>26527990I've had this scene on the mind a lot lately and I can't stop laughing at it
>>26527866thank you mumei
a fucking pre recorded video for birth
That was... fun i guess
Ina wasn't actually there...
...I will assume Kiara will be there tomorrow
BROS??
>>26526317Rape Force 1 reporting in, ground support received and we are back en route. Straight shot.
How did we go from yesterday to this?
This was at least 95% prerecorded how was it delayed for an hour?
>>26527885>>26527880as much as i did enjoy it, im sad that it was just an extended kanauru mv and i hope its not gonna stay the norm for EN
its over? oh ok....
>>26527961the delay was LONGER than the stream anon
>dino gura fuck plush>gura cum bowl>sanallite onaholedamn, hololive with the good merch this month
>>26527191it's ironic how iconic rushia's weak leg lift became to me, you KNEW it was something only she could do
So much for that off collab, rumao
>>26527811Not a fan, I don't know what the point of it all is, it kind of makes me wonder if JP does the same shit too
>>26527811This could be (You) if you did your reps
it's over...
Ok, now what?Can i go to sleep?
Oh, Loved it but that was a little too short.Now what?
>couldn't beat Calli's birthday stream even with the EN primetime superbuff vs deadhoursGuess we know who's really top dog of EN.
UNITY LOVE UNITY LUSTARE YOU HAVING FUN AT HOLOLIVE
https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1539063369679876097https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1539063369679876097>He really did do everything againLiterally what is even Cover's purpose?!
>>26527536Are you not gonna stick your cock in the plushie?
>>26527798Salome is still going strong
I was washing my face what was the merch?
>Plastic chopsticksI'll just get the plush
>>26527811My thoughts are "how has Cover not hired this dude yet to just make them videos." Seriously, he outputs at an insane pace and they could use someone to make an EN Hologra
Maybe we will get more AmeSame kino later today guys... haha...
>>26527660go back
Nice birthday stream chumkeks lmaoWorst birthday so far this year
RATE THE STREAM because it's over i guess
wtf why is it over
>>26527922
>>26527670I do!At the local ramen place that is, who the fuck uses them outside of Asian dishes
>>26527811P-prease take care of my girls... kanauru-san onegaishimasu
That stream was delayed for longer than it was live
now that we are done with the concert, someone please tell me the name of the song sang by gura and ina.
>>26527990kek
HAHAHAHAHA NO OFF-COLLABHAHAHAHAHHAI WANNA KMS
exactly 1 hr, prerecorded
I think we can all agree the Gura plush was better than whatever Kronii had.
The surprise Gurame karaoke was more exciting somehow
>>26527811You just don't know the name of the dude they hire in Japan to do the JP equivalents.
>>26527961The delay was longer
what about the 3d collab what about kiara's flightwhat abou kronii mumei fauna sana bae all inside ame's assholeeeeeeeeeeee
>>26527729I was there for that....I jerked off to that
PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S MORE
>>26527880>>26527885>>265279180/10 didn't deliver on the offcollab /hlgg/ hyped me up for
>>26527811its a dirty job but someones got to do it
>>26527512This. It stinks.
So she was live for the first 5 minutes and everything else was a movie?
The real stream was yesterday...
I was hoping shorts to go with the shirt...
>no orisong>no more zatsu with ame>no engagement with chat whatsoever because the entire thing was prerecordedwell... at least the merch looks good
EU bros... it wasn't worth it... no Kiara on air
KINO/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9434BoGkNQ
>>26527519BASED
Is a fork called a fork because it has 'for' (4) prongs?
>>26527880>>26527885KI/NO
Kiara flew to the US for nothing…
Holy shit all of our speculation for nothing lmao
Chumbuds, teamates, and KFP promised me an off collab! BOOOOOOOOOOO!
someone will put an onahole in the dino Gura plushie
a fucking forkhttps://youtu.be/u9DUhXK3LMk
>>26527214
That's it, huh.
So happy to see my Ina again. Fun birthday Goomba!
Rate the pre-record
Uhhh... schizo status?
>>26527615>>26527626>>26527623>>26527628>>26527632Yeah I'm the child
>>26527798It would've been better had they at least teased full 3D. Even Iroha got over 100K for her reveal. People just see Party Time and think they'll watch the VOD
>The Dino Plushy isn't even live yetwtf
Well that went from 100 to 0 real fast
party's over, time to go home
>>26527720>30草
>>2652788010/10 gura cute
>no 3D discussion>no talking about what she got up to with Ame>no post stream zatsu>no superchat reading>not even 1 hour
ITT: newfags learn what a usual birthday live is
>>26528070they collect the rent
yesterday felt more special honestly.
>delay was longer than the stream>delay was longer than the stream>delay was longer than the stream>delay was longer than the stream
>>26527880Honestly disappointed. Might get the plushie tho.
If you want those handwritten signatures, I hope you have good internet, cause those things sell out way too quick
>>26528067Sex.
>>26527960As usual Kiara is the leader and KFP is carrying the entire myth community
>>26527811>Kanauru is unironically more useful than omega
>>26527981better add Jeremy Soule to that list there.
>that's it?the fuck were you guys expecting?You got your 3D concert, you got full Myth guests, you got your merch announcements.What else is there?
>>26527840How’d you calculate that
>66 minutes
Haha get fucked I told you retards. Now I don't have to post tit.
Imagine hyping and shitposting about a off collab for hours and not get it
>>26527191fucking brutal
>>26527612Nigga that's a quadent
That was so much worse than an offcollab
I don't get itwhy was it delayed for an hour
Holy shit.... that's it? No WAY there isn't more off collab stuff.
>>26527966>ignored by ame She paid him to animate the smol myth adventures video?
>>26528048they were prerecording it
>>26527539I'm not gonna fuck this one like I did the tako also I was talking about the bowl
Well?I'm waiting for the grudge-post.Wasn't it "obvious" that the girls were traveling to have an off-collab together? What are you waiting for?
WHERE THE MERCH LINK
>>26527880>>26527885Luv Gumbus and Myth/10
That's it a childrens dining set and an extended kanauru vid.
>>26528060They obviously do, who do you think makes their videos and shit?
>>26527908SURPRISE!
>>26527902by gura, but you're gonna keep parroting that shit because you're a shitposting faggot.kys
>>26527191>this was rushias last appearance at a major eventgod that this so much worse
>>26528099what we could've had...
>>26527880GIB DINO PLUSHIE
I WANTED TO SEE KIARA SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>26528076>hire him on>have to pay him benefitswhy do that when he's willing to work on a short notice for dirt cheap?
>>26527811The fact that he owns them and isn't even a Holofan is kinda perfect I think.
OH NO OH NO Kiara sisters I thought she was supposed to show up and knock on the door
>>26527880IFUCKINGLOVEGURAANDMYTH/10
>>26528068>Calli
>I'll tell you guys all the stuff me and Ame got up to a little bit later>(No Delivery)
Okay you can put up the Gurame split screen Halo 2 off collab frame now
Kino but I'm kind of sad there's no daki
looks it's shitposting hour, gonna go sleep now
>>26527990GURA BETRAYED US
>>26527979Are you not a Tier 5 ChumTeaFPdachi?
>>26527730It was their idea, anon. No one else to blame but themselves. Any Aki free concert shits all over this one. They should have hired a director instead of just doing whatever.
>>26527885I like it but it was too short
so uhin an hour they put up the reservation for the next stream right?
>they have to pay 1 dude + ame to do it all>surprised its shortAre you all retarded?
>>26527880>>26527885actually disappointing, I would much rather have nothing instead of this
>a literal plastic fork>trident with four prongsGura how could you let them do this?
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah it's over? ah ah ah ah ah
>>26527939>no capYou will never be from New York
now she'll do a big stream with all the girls she flew out to do the stream together with
>>26527958This was proper 3D birthday stream.
>Retards here who don't know what motion capture is thinking it's conceivable for one person to fucking motion capture >5 choreographies + stitch them together in 30 hoursAt least try to pretend to be not retarded. The way it works is that you send motion data to be animated in a scene retards.
>>26527811He's fine. I'd like him more if he didn't add unsolicited Nijis to every video of his.
>>26527811Wouldn't have to happen if there were any 3D animators/dance choreographers out there that matched his level of talentYeah there are many 3D modelers and riggers out there that work alongside Kanauru but those guys don't ever actually do the animating or choreographing, it's all Kanauru
>>26528148yea me
gura come back..
Uhhh offcollab schizos? Did we get too cocky?
>>26527660kys
>>26527958only because of the implications that councilrys 3d is not too far in the future
>>26527295Based
>>26527880>>26527885>>26527918They are giving to much power to kanauru and a couple of songs had some audio issues, that being said, I had some fun 8/10
>>26527811He works hard, But I wish he'd separate his niji and holo stuff instead of putting them in the same videos.
>>26527811Sure would be nice if Cover would provide some support to their side branches
>>26527811BASED REP COMPLETER, HE MADE IT
>>26527811>LordMore like slave
>Link in the description leads to a 404Gura...
YAGOOTHAT HANDWRITTEN AUTOGRAPH IS FUCKING MINEACTIVATE THE FUCKING LINK GOD DAMMIT
>>26527811At least it's not Walfie
That was fun, now put on the off collab stream Ame and Gura
>>26528069Well I guess that'll make do until the onahole finally comes out.
>No offcollab>No new original song
>>26527711You mean a threek?
>>26528071>Omegay
>>26527935MY PRESCIOUS SLEEP NOOO
>>26527885I'm still believing in the plan and I hope it includes the fucking offcollab part of the stream
>>26527670At restaurants
>>26528070>cover's purposeabsolutely nothing. they didnt even advertise the 3d stream since they are not using Cover's mocap tech
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2022
>>26527811>Thoughts on the entire branch relying on him?I'm convinced EN management is literally less than a skeleton crew and knowing jop corpo autism it will be like that for the end of time
WHERE'S INA?I WAS PROMISED TRINITY OFF-COLLAB
>>26528129Yes.Now go buy the plastic fork
>>26528046You didn't already get one? Too bad.
>>26528108Nah she read someone shitting on her for the lack of streams before the pre-recorded section
>>26527880>>26527885Extremely UNITY/10For what capabilities EN has, I had a lot of fun. Idk about the merch but the dino plushie is a must buy for me
THE MERCH ISN'T ON THE SITE YET
kfp status? ... nevermind
>>26528106
Guys just wait for the afterparty
>>26527887he lives in the US doesn't he? he's probably SEAdiaspora
kanauru/10
/jp/ and the numbers thread are laughing at us
Ame and Gura will do a guerilla offcollab in a few hours, right...?
>>26528231>Relying on Kiara
>>26527922>>26527990based patchposter
>>26527670not all the time, but yeahthey're also handy for eating popcorn and chips at the computer without getting your hands greasy
>>26527880>>26527885I love Gura and Myth/10
Why did I completely destroy my sleep schedule for this... I was hoping for some more offcollab goodness. Even if we aren't 100% sure that Kiara is there, Ame undoubtedly is
>>26528189myth orgy at ame's householo house announced, all of them are immigrating to glorious america, land of cheap 3d studios
>>26528101HOLY KEK ISREAL
I prefer short streams tbqh
>>26528171EN ladies and gentleman but ya you guys will get proper setups when JP opens
>>26527885>>26527880It was alright. I hope the other girls also get stages and do 3D lives more often like the JPs. Also, we lapped /pol/.
>>26528144holy shit
WHERE'S THE OFFCOLLAB STREAMWE WANT MORE OFFCOLLAB STREAM
>>2652788010/10 for emotion of it being an actual birthday live.6/10 for the actual thing.Also got too hyped up by the thread so I feel disappointed now
>>26527885>>265279185/10 unironicallyrecycled content all over the placeliterally dubbed animethe first 15 minutes were fillerunderwhelming emotionless performances Ame surprise yesterday was betternow watch Gura take a week of because of this
>>26528189People thought there would be an off-collab. That reveal yesterday was more exciting than this.
>>26528183Sorry about that, Gura delayed the stream long enough for me to eat dinner. I don't like to focus on things other than my food when I'm eating.
>>26527811Better than not having anything at all
>>26527880>>26527885GURAME TO CHUUUU CUTE/10
>>26527880almost cried/10
Man, good thing we had yesterday because jesus christ this was a trash birthday stream
>>26527880pretty decent all things considered/10Would have liked a bit more quality control given its pre recorded though
you know, the one thing I really did not expect this year is Mori's 3D bday concert having a higher viewership than Gura's
>>26528299is he in SEA? how much do they pay him, $100?
>I WILL GO TO SLEEP>KINO OFFCOLLAB HAPPENS>I WILL NOT GO TO SLEEP>(NO DELIVERY)
thank god i lowered my expectations, kiara was very cute and sick
>>26528048Kanauru was likely working up to the last minute, and management probably had to quickly scrub through the video to look for any hiccups and give their approval.
>>26528336Nobody cares about Ina
>>26524026It was Kanauru anon...https://twitter.com/kanauru/status/1539063369679876097
>>26528228Just contract him same as the talent???
>>26527811Dude is talented but it must be exhausting to do everything for HoloEN and barely get paid
>>26528141EUKFP in shambles...
>>26528265Fr fr? :’(
>>26527811I mean I think he did a good job on this video so I'm okay with it since Japan is still being retarded with its borders.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539064715657158656https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539064715657158656https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539064715657158656
>>26527880plastic fork/10
>>26526973They just don't get the numbers like they used to.
>ONE HOUR DELAY TO SHOW A PRERECORDED VIDEO
>>26527834I couldn't find a higher res on short notice
>>26527811he made it and was able to work with his oshis so based
>>26528186My unused condom stash is more useful than omega
Shilling merch and then just leaving? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>26528273>if there were any 3D animators/dance choreographers out there that matched his level of talentthere's tons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWhdr73i6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWhdr73i6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWhdr73i6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYWhdr73i6A
Why did they get our hopes up? Just say it's gonna be a concert instead of being vague and teasing other members showing up.
>>26528362Please stay there and don't come back
okgo back to lurking or reddit or whatever, i want my comfy threads back
why the fuck did she delay if that's it
Wait, if almost everything was prerecorded what was the delay about?
>>26526979Link!
>>26528292He does it on purpose to try to get more people who watch Holostuff to watch Niji
>>26528333BAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLOSHIT GET YOUR LIVE TOGETHER AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26528140El Gohan Blanco...
Wait I thought KFP said Kiara was going to show up? Were they really talking out their ass this entire time?
>most subscribed vtuber>cant beat miko playing wrasslin game
Excuse me, who was the other member that was going to show up?
>HE DOESN'T TRUST THE PLAN
>>26528273Anon, think about the logistics, he did not choreograph nor animate the main performances jesus christ.
>get kino>what that's it???I fucking hate you retarded tourists so much, go back to your slide threads
>>26527880not worth staying up until dawn/10
>>26527880>>26527885Myth LOVE/10
>>26527811High work ethic fan, absolutely deserves to be awarded.
>>26528070I'm surprised he didn't sneak NijiEN in there, I'll have to look hard on the 2nd watch
>>26527880>>26527885Different Expectations/10It was cool to watch but something felt lackluster overall, just thought it would be something different. oh well
so what was that 1 hour delay for
I'm fucking deceasedAt least I got to see Pumpkin Ame
>>26528252>>26527730>>26527191I BLAME RUSHIA
>>26528292he only does that for his personal videos, as long as it isn't in anything hes paid to do without the girls instructions idk
/ggg/ is having a meltdown...
>>26527880>>26527885That's it?/10
>>26528099Bro what the fuck? It's not big enough for me.
>>26528189WHERES MY KIRI AME SAME OFF COLLAB YOU IGNORANT FUCK
eurobros should we bite the bullet and go to sleep or do you think we'll miss upcoming unannounced kino in an hour or so
Okay Ame you can stream now
did I just fall for rrats? I thought this was going to be a 5 person off collab
>>26527885Man, for a show put together by a small group instead of Cover's more flamboyant 3D birthdays, this was pretty damn good and clever
>>26528383I think this was the most active piece of internet for a while
I feel like I just got cheated out of something.
>>26527720>30rumao
>>26527811As long as he doesn't get a big ego over it (like start demanding a lot more money and whining if they say no etc) then sure, he is legit based as fuck.
>>26528408Holy MOGGED
>entirely pre-recorded>dancing by some fat asian man wearing their skin>didnt look through any of the fan-made projectsAm I gunna be called a cripple if I say last year's birthday was much better? Had way more emotional impact.In fact the entire birthday week last year was better
>>26528362Numbers are gay and we left /jp/ for a reason
This is what happens when you overhype stuff to the extreme in your head
>>26528060Watame and Marine both employ their own animators
>>26528467JUST WAIT AND SEE!
>>26527918>>26527885>>26527880Kino and dino Gura lets gooooo/10
KIARA ARE YOU IN AMERICA OR NOTOTHERWISE IT'S LIKE FUCKING 4AM IN GERMANY
>>26527880Great/10still expecting another offcollab later tho
>>26528258>gura has to rely on a 3rd party and ame for 3dthank you for all the support Cover
>delay 75 minutes>stream 55 minutes
DO NOT LOSE HOPE, MY BROTHERS! BELIEVE! THERE IS MORE!
Please tell me Kanauru at least looks like a girl...
>(Sales start from 2022/6/21 11:05 JST)3 mins until the shop opens (and 3 mins 1 second until the limited goods sell out).
I'm whelmed
>>26528190There are two total "items" in the set, the chopsticks, which go together, and the fork.Chopsticks have two points. The fork has four points.(2+4)/2, two being the number of items, equals 3.Trident.
>>26528408>Happy Bdayvs>HUGE NEWS!!! (Red Font)
>>26528413FUCK
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DEAD HOURS NOW AAAAAAAAAA I WANNNA WATCH A STREAAAAAAAAAM
>>26527880I FUCKING LOVE HOLOMYTH
>>26527670they're absurdly flexible utensils, good for almost everything
>>265278802/10One of the more boring ones and the delay was longer than the stream. Yesterday was unironically better.
...........You guys promised me a full myth off collab, I'm suing all of you!
>>26528406his youtube channel says "United States" so probably southern California
post em and i'll judge you
>>26528144no
This going to be one of those off-collabs where the girls enjoy themselves rather than stream for us.
>>26528408No one knew Gura was having one.
Who had no one joining for the off collab
>>26528467I did and we got this shit
>>26528416It was clearly Kana once Ame's model came out.
>>26528408mori ruined 3D being special like it was back then
>>265278853/10. The entire thing was prerecorded! There is no soul in prerecording, I would have rather had anything live to be honest.
>>26527811Hit or miss.
so why did Gura delay for a prerecorded 3D?
>tfw missed the AmeSame kino karaoke collab>decided to skip work today to catch the birthday stream at least since there should be more offcollab kino>it's 55 minutes of precorded videoAnons... you told me there'd be offcollabs...
>>26528099>6.7" too big
>>26528545hes asianso close enough
>>26528408Maybe if Gura advertised better
>>26528503fuck it I'm sleeping. I have a job interview and a test tomorrow
>>26528000Do it anon
>>26528419I didn't sleep for this? PAIN
>>26527880>>26527885very great/10, i had just secretly hoped for a new original song
>>26528292I like the voms crossover
>>26528425HE MADE IT
>>26528140>Tech Jesus>Final Gohan >FFVIIR2
>>26528425>Kiara kneeling and sucking off kanauruCuckFPs???
>>26528133I'm exhausted
>>26528408...concert?
>It's overOk...perhaps I was expecting too much, but I was thinking that they'd at least have a full Myth offcollab zatsu or something like they were seemingly alluding to. Oh well, this was pretty cute too.
>>26528319I didn't make this. If (You) have a decent edit without him, then you post it.
Calm down guys. Lui's 3D debut is today.
I WILL NOT BE AN ANTII WILL NOTBUT I FEEL LET DOWN FOR SOME REASONMAYBE THIS ISN'T FOR ME
>>26528460bad timing. a fucking monday when half of the US population are either commuting home or eating dinner
>using some weird fucking mic at the start with insane fluctuations in gain>room behind her has massive reverb indicating that it's a huge open areai don't get it
>>26527880Goobed/10Rough edges here and there, but Gura managed to deliver a solid 3D concert with all of Myth as guests. Feels great to see her 3D further put to good use.
WHY WAS THE MIC SO SHIT THEN
>>26528514The rrat giveth and the rrat taketh
>>26527885Considering that they pretty much made this on their own with barely any help from cover, even cover was fucking with her, pretty damn fucking good
>>26527880It felt it could’ve been arranged to flow better / 10Happy birthday to Goomba though.
im not gonna lie im dissapointed. i wanted the girls actually together and talking and doing random shit. if it was gonna be a 3D performance they should have announced it ahead of time like JP does. and it wasn't even a proper 3D performance. at the very worst it was some guy animating it and at best they all did it at seperate times and never fucking interacted. holofes was one thing cause yeah that's understandable and they couldn't get there cause of restrictions and the main thing was seeing them there at all, but this was kinda idk insulting. it's not gura singing and dancing with the other girls if they aren't together and even the fucking singing was done seperately
>>26528396>>26528497It's still a possibility
>bilibili
>>26528538Kiara stays up to watch big events all the time
>>26527885I LOVE GURA/10
>>265278807/10The delay killed my hype and some of the post stream bliss, but the songs and plushie are great.
>>26528503I went to sleep after work so i'm fine. Not chancing it.
>>26527811I respect his work but I don't really like his directorial choices, motion capture makes me feel things
I liked it.
>>26527947hey wait a second that was our special moment you can't post that
its over bros...
>>26528497where did the kiri part came from
>>26527880very cool although I would have liked a post concert talk. I came her for live gura not prerecorded gura
>>26528575Just the idea of sounding makes me physically react with pain
>>26528467Ame stopped being my oshi because she kept doing this vague bullshit. If I knew today was just prerecorded schlock I'd have never tuned in
This birthday stream somehow overperformed and underperformed simultaneously
>>26528525No, you're going to be called retarded for not knowing how it works.
>>26528575Sounding sounds like it'll be difficult with these chopsticks.
>>26528473Those faggots never saw JP 3D stream it seams
>>26528473>delayed 1 hour>mostly pre-recorded segmentsit is a little surprising
>>26528140GOHAN BLANCO
>>26528408>Gura 3D concert>no announcement
>Little shorter than I would have liked (that's what she said)>Kiara wouldn't let them use her 3d model kek she's such a diva>No actual off colab? All prerecorded I assume>Plastic silverware and no dakiWas last night better bros?
>>26526689kanauru dances way better than mori and ina did
>>26528467JUST WAIT AND SEEHer part is the best anyway
>>26528070To hire staff to do this shit? Just because you don't know who they hire in Japan doesn't mean anything is different here
>>26527885>>26527880I wish we got a 3D offcollab / 10Merch beyond the plush is kinda weak desu
>>26528575yab
>>26528440Guess I should hit the hay then.
So, what do I need to do to get the limited edition merch? That's what I'm worried about right now.
Guys, they were doing this with no actual COVER studio and by fucking themselves despite having no fucking clue of what they're doing. Give them some leeway. JPs have a fucking army of technicians and a bigger budget.>>26528270That's what i was trying to say. Surely there were many things animated but things like Gura dancing has to be motion captured.
>520 ipsOK guys. You can leave now
>>26528568fuck off
>>26528538She's not in America, can you niggers fucking stop now?
>>26528525>>dancing by some fat asian man wearing their skinSurely he didn't actually need to use mocap for this.
>>2652788510/10 on the cuteness scale but 6/10 on personality, pre-recording MUST be overcome. I know cover can get 3d live studios set up and they MUST
>muted Kiara>muted MoriThe Ina and Ame parts were nice.
>>26528266>all the girls she flew out to do the stream together withthinking that they were all there in person and not just the usual kanaru voice syncing he does i wouldnt be surprised if he also recorded everyones movement himself
>>26528575>240it really do be like that
>>26528408Literally no one knew this was going to be a 3d concert
>>26528362Oh nyo the seaniggers, slavbortions, and spicsperm are laughing in their squathole oh nyoooooooo
Haha very funnyWhere's the merch Cover
Wait so why the fuck was Kiara the only one not to use her 3D model in her duet with Gura? All of her other team mates used their 3D outfit to celebrate Gura's birthday
>>26528695It honestly did strangely
WHERE IS THE LINK TO THE STORE?
>>26528651Not this rrat again
>This will be remember as the best concert before Mori ruined hololiveFuck bros it's coming....
>>26528469Have you actually seen his channel, he is the one dancing. He never even makes the models.
>>26528511>500 people>most active piece of internetanon.. do you think there's a thousand people on the internet?
WHERE'S THE GOODS COVER YOU LITTLE SHITS
I don't understand why people are complaining. This went over and beyond the expectations.
>>26528538>mateSHES IN AUSTRALIA
>>26528727sorry
>>26528568
>>26528252>after debut talents has to pay for EVERYTHING ELSE>the only free shit you get from cover is the stock model and the debut
>>26528408I mean mori promoted the shit out of her concert and gura was just like "oh yeah bday stream tomorrow"
IMAGES
>>26528068>calli
>>26527880>>26527885I loved it but I sort of felt like there'd be more. I can't verbalize exactly what I feel was missing though so I won't dwell on it.I loved all of the performances, especially Hajimete no Chuu. I've always wanted those two to sing that one together.
>>26528425>hellaI WANT NORCAL TO LEAVE
fucking tourists get the fuck out already
Thread moving so fast no one will notice that I want to be fucked by hoomans
TRUST THE PLAN, FELLAS!TRUST THE PLAN, FELLAS!TRUST THE PLAN, FELLAS!
Which duet was your favorite? For me it was Goomba+Kiara.
>>26528449Well they said he had until tonight to finish it...
>>26528575whats with nips and sticking things in their urethra?reminds me of the time I looked on my sisters phone and saw a porno of a dude getting fucked in the peehole by a literal vibrator
>>26528702>Kiara wouldn't let them use her 3d model kek she's such a divaProof?
>>26527885>you now remember all those WEEKS of days Gura didn't stream because of thisit wasn't worth it / 10
>>26528592you should have known better than to expect more than one stream per off collab trip.
>>26528595>BetterAt all
>>26528717Stay at the website and refresh like crazy
Finally, I have her all to myself
>>26528753She wanted to save it for her own birthday stream.
>>26528555I mean, it did had huge news
>>26528473>sovlless prerecorded and post-processed to hell shit>>>>>>>>kinoFuck off retard
>>26528503let's go to sleep. it wasn't worth it. no Kiwawa live
>>26528695s-sugoi
>>26528538I wanna say that's normal for her.... but she actually haven't stayed this late for months now. She usually sleep at 1AM now.
>They planned for an off-collab with more myth members>The delays were because they were waiting for them to arrive>The video was a "backup plan" in case something happened>
all these anons saying prerecorded, don't you watch other birthday streams?
>>26528576>we're going to hear all about it in a few days>minimal streams until then
>>26528705Ame hired him
>>26528538Shes clearly with them
I will make a good post today
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1485120701141233666https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1485120701141233666https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1485120701141233666AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26528784Too late huhaha
o-okay Gura very funny now you're gonna put up the frame any second now to talk with us more right?Please?
OPEN THE FUCKNIG MERCH
>>26528628I have one on my PC. i'm currently on mobile
see you tomorrow
>>26528793I TRUST THE PLAN I WILL NOT MISS ANOTHER OFFCOLLAB STREAM
>>26528795Gurina but that was a close second
>>26528695such is the dubious power of pre-recording
>>26528046oh shit I accidentally ordered the XL
Why did Goomba do the Halloween meme song instead of the New Year's one?
theres gonna be another stream right? some kind of after party where we get the actual contentright?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1539066825505492993https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1539066825505492993https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1539066825505492993https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1539066825505492993
>>26528473These girls would breathe and you'd call it kino. It's fine to say things are underwhelming.
please do a post stream god damn itanythingplease
what if gura didn't want to advertise it because she knew it was lackluster
>>26528408JP buff, 5chan was complaining that it should have been officially announced.
>>26528772>500 ips>people acting like new fags
>>26528293>They are giving to much power to kanauruHe's an official hire, how the fuck are they "giving him power"?That's like saying you give an electrician power over your house because you get them to sort out your lights.
...why did this feel more like Kanaru's birthday than Gura's?I'm a chumbud, I don't give a fuck about Kanaru.
>>26528408Only one of those videos is a concert.
>>26528140I've been listening to tech jesus recently too
>>26528808>at allis better than nothing.
HAGS LOVE
>>26528467JUST WAIT AND SEEI CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE AME'S BIRTHDAY IN A COUPLE MONTHS
>>26528570Next week. It’s obvious Mori can’t make it yet. Bitch has a schedule.
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1539060624843366401https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1539060624843366401https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1539060624843366401
>>26528375ina will never give up free canadian healthcaremori will never leave texas where she has no state income tax
>>26528818>prerecorded>badgo back newshit
>>26528632Mix applied to the wrong microphone source. Probably had multiple mics hooked up to the mixer and thought she was using Mic A when actually she was using Mic B.
>>26528579You haven't waited long enough, trust the plan!
SOOOO UHHHHH WHAT NOW BORS?
>>26528843It's over...
>>26528575>46>133Is that their counterpart to putting an onahole in everything
>>26528753Kiara doesn't have her 3D suit yet, and may not even be ready for her own bday
>>26528753Either saving it for her birthday or the only one who didn't have a suit to properly use it well enough
>>26527880>>26527885Worth it/10
>>26528575Well, i guess non of the merch are untaintableWell done gura, everyone buying your things will do unspeakable with it.
>>26527885exceeded all my expectations other than me wanting some kind of cloth merch
>>26528473>1 hour delay for what basically amounted to just a clip show and shilling a plastic fork>"""kino"""Sorry not everyone is a braindead consoomer eating up every turd the company shits out.The actual live offcollab yesterday was the only thing even remotely deserving of the label "kino", this was just meh.