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>>26506121hot
I MUST CONFESSTHAT MY LONELINESSIS KILLING ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWDON'T YOU KNOW I STILL BELIEVE
HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
>>26506153
I love Ina!
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
>>26506121Why is there two Sanananas?
UNITE THE TRINITY
Tonight is a UNITY night, hopium is in the air.
Why didn't gura go with "ShArt" for her art tag?
>>26505983Cover hire this guy
>>26506121>2 Sanas
>GW starting up in GBF again>This is the week at least 3 of Myth are meeting up>Barely any streams in the middle of the night for the next 2.5 weeks if everyone's hinting is to be believed.
>>26506229WE love Ina!
i love zeta
Do you think Gura touched Ame's boobas?
>>26506121>POV: You're a sausage delivery man opening the door to Ame's house in two weeks and you're about to unload a fat load
>>26506255She picked it when she was more seiso
>>26506081Reine is playing it on release day
UNITYbros I feel in my bones this is gonna be a good night
what was all that kiara talk I saw?
Matsuri is cute!
WHERE'S KIARAAAAAAAAA
Dont worry, Kiara is only visiting [compound R]Project Antipope is on schedule.
>>26506255Unfortunately it would see use from people who know nothing of Gura. You'd have to use something like #GuraShart instead.
i miss kiara
huhaha pwease don’t push me back, it’s my special day
>>26506284this, but it'll be ruined if kiara shows up
>>26506286God, I want to lick Kiara's feet so badly
bigggg face
>>26506258>GW in GBFOh no no no no time for Pekora's GBF guild to get active again
>>26506232I'm serious because as far as I know it didn't do too well
rrat
Accurate representation of what will occur tonight minus Mori
>>26506312Some of them look like dox
I just want kiara...
I love Fauna so much
>>26506237>>26506259
>>26506258chances GWB shows up to guras stream tonight?
>Go to the moon>Steal the US flag>The Moon Landing successfully erased out of history, now there's no real proof of it anymore
>>26506410oh it isn't san
Meimei a cute!
>>26506258>a week of hitting crew mins while listening to JPsI'll take it :^)I still am a caimlet
>>26506286>>26506332I need to smell Kiara's cunt so bad.
Are you saplings watching the karaoke a second time or you missed it the first time?
>>26506410nice
shark tail
>>26506376Yeah, that's next week
KFPbros...
>>26506376At least Mori will probably visit next week if it actually goes through
JWU, have I missed anymore kino since last night or has it been a pretty quiet day so far?
>>26506422Why would a man cover his boobs?
>>26506121>yet another piece of artwork where Sana looks hotter than her actual model
Did you know that Zeta could not get a lick of sleep on this fine day and that's why as soon as her other half named Kaela managed to finally go to sleep after six and half hours of spider gaming, Zeta started up her stream to display her Valorant skills to the world despite being deprived of sleep. If you heard her voice during Gura's totsu yesterday then you know that Zeta does indeed have a very sugary and addicting voice and listening to her squeak and spazz and cheer herself up after pulling off a sick shot or hearing her curse adorably after missing every shot when peeking around corner is an experience that everyone should try out at least once. You'll be pleasantly surprised.https://youtu.be/kP-CpjunQyUFauna's Rebroadcast of her karaoke is reaching the final minutes which means Saplings will go back into hibernation after getting their dosage of Fauna. She's singing BRITNEY SPEARS songs (that isn't Toxic which she should sing since it's the best Britney song) and her cuteness levels never diminished no matter how long she sang. It was quite impressive, she really does make you want to rub her horns and then possibly get wrapped up in vines and be punished by nature.https://youtu.be/COekYvkRqTgIn less than 20 minutes, Asa Koyo time! Koyori's probably going to talk all about Gura's birthday stream and the totsu she participated in yesterday as well as Lui's 3D Debut happening tomorrow. You should definitely go check her out if you can as she's not a biased newscaster at all and talks only facts and stories that pertain to Hololive and her Hololive coworkers.https://youtu.be/M2KIeYR7yfIAlso in less than 20 minutes, you better not be tired of Valorant already because Matsuri has woken up bright and early on this fine day in order to flex her own skills in the tactical shooter game and blow off some steam before tuning into Gura's Birthday stream happening in 2 hours or so. Matsuri is always super cute during Morning Streams so you'll be in for a treat if you tune in at this time.https://youtu.be/fGbXpW-eM64
>>26506418KEK
>>26506332>>26506428you faggots better answer me
>>26506229hm2
>>26506470Right here Ayamefriend!
Those are my three favorite holos. They're the best.
>>26506470Have to watch Valorant now
Lapchan my daughter
>>26506492We're all gonna find out in about 2 hours.
Kiara...
>>26506121Lawdy lawdy that is hot
>>26506439Does she know her body causes adult males to be sexually stimulated???
>>26506470Zetafriend, you are going to be there with your 3D model tonight, right?
>>26506470i wanna fuck zetafriend!
>>26506492Gura will lick her feet for me.
BEST PART OF THE KARAOKE IS HERE
>>26506453Mori Sana Miko Roboco eikawa if that interests you
the second one looks very sex
>>26506453Eikawa was great.
Any predictions on Gura merch?
>>26506577The camera man of this 3D Birthday Stream will be a surprise for you all, I hope you look forward to it.
Fauna is gonna eat me! uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
>>26506618Cunny pillow
>>26506418what site ?
alright anons, lets do some thinking.Gura always schedules her streams using PST (gmt -7) meaning thats probably the time her computer is set too. I noticed that the stream reservation she put up for her birthday is also scheduled using PST even though (by all accounts) shes at Amelia's house. That means that Amelia most likely also lives in PST.
>laplus tweets a big vocal recording in english>immediately tweets "WORLDWIDE" directly after>hasnt tweeted in 18+ hours which is EXTREMELY rare for her>flights from tokyo to the central US are between 12-18 hours, so +/- 2 hours depending on the coast >didnt call in last night despite being one of the few JPs who has had a collab with gura, even though her entire gen didI WILL NOT TAKE MY FUCKING MEDS MY FRIEND WILL SHOW UP TO THE BIRTHDAY STREAM TONIGHT IN PERSON
Do we know which Holo is
zeta...
>>26506470Oh, tropicalfriend, you shouldn't have told me that. I'll try to contain myself, but this is way more amusing than I thought it would be.
>>26506609AI's don't understand eyes yet I see
Guras birthday is not as hype as the first one
>kiwawa liked her first tweet in 12+ hoursyep, she's landed.
>>26506618A trident umbrella
>>26506535>>26506538>>26506548I'm gonna brain you fuck head
>>26506609Heard you guys like Amesame or whateverLook at bottom left
What will the Birthday Stream even have?
>>26506618bad dragon collaboration
I miss Ame...
I MISS KIWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26506638One can dream
>>26506633
>>26506648now this is a fat rat
>then for dessert I'll suck your teethI can't tell if this line is suggestive or threatening and I don't really care as long as it's Fauna.
So how many rounds did they go?
Uhhhh Fauna?
>>26506457It's weird. Her design is good and Pako is a good artist but somehow her model ended up with a strange face.
>>26506676i got strange urge to say rape
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1538974443191402496https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1538974443191402496she is THERE, with fauna
>>265067201, they're still at it
>>26506647We've known ame is west coast for a while.
>>26506647It's relative to your timezone.
>>26506492I have no idea what Kiara talk you're referring to I just stopped in this thread to post something depressing or bitter/hateful about vtubers in general but saw Kiara posting and decided to post about smelling her cunt. I don't know what's going on in Holo right now.
The long Kiara goes without a tweet the higher chance she will show up for Gura's party.And I will forever kneel if she brings the wax
I miss zoombie...
>>26506676Gura is sacred? SANGUINE SANCTUM
>>26506648she just tweeted some thai version of that en tweet
>>26506738That's why he a redjuice are frens
REPENT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>26506605>>26506616I caught some of that this morning before I fell asleep
Remember to vote (((important)))http://poal.me/m6u0t2http://poal.me/m6u0t2http://poal.me/m6u0t2
Do not open.
>>26506647Anon are you retarded?
>>26506647Let's not think
Takanashi Kiara????
>>26506738It's because it's emulating a style that died out in the 90s. She basically looks like a character from Love Hina.
>>26506786she tweeted it 18 hours ago
>>26506632>>26506648Ayamefriend is Laplus?
aaaaUUUUUUU
>>26506817>no ame option
>>26506680Me
>I'm at work and will probably miss kiara offcollab kinobros..
>>26506817>no Towa
>>26506676>>26506609>>26506583>>26506418>>26506388>>26506312can't wait for DALL E 2 to become public
>>26506647>lets do some thinking.No.
>>26506817WHERE IS TOWA
>>26506817>Kiara and Ina are literally a fucking horse race
>>26506821awooogaa
post yandere fauna laugh
>>26506777At least she's just suffered a small fall, and isn't mentally burnt out.Though I bet she's kicking herself that she missed calling in to Gura's birthday.
breast meat
>>26506817
>>26506760I implore you to eat 9mm
>>26506821I should've heeded the warning.
this song makes me think of ame....
>>26506817Why do people even vote for Ina when it's obvious she's busy drawing commissions during her break?
>>26506754that was my first thought but its not, ive checked using reservations by JP chubas and instead of the -7 its +9, Japans timezone
>>26506856Get some earphones and listen to it
>>26506470Who are you horny for Zetafriend? I'm listening.
>>26506362Enough people liked and bought it for them to think they would recoup costs on making a sequel.
>>26506647hownu
>>26506529*gives hamburg and cola*
>>26506821Aww that's fuckin' nasty
>>26506908Brown woman with booba should be right up your alley
>>26506330I hope she does so that you get really really upset and cry.
>>26506870i wanna watch takotori fuck a horse.....
I FUCKING LOVE FAUNA
>>26506821Indonesian shark
This is fauna's best song in her repertoir
>>26506121Why is Mumei so angry?
>>26506830Unfortunately it seems the rigger had reduce the detail of the face rigging as a result as well. Not badly rigged by any means, not as detailed compared to Lamy, Botan, Reine and Chloe.
>>26506859Apparently I tried testing the limit of this AI with the most outragous prompt I can think of and here it isMore than 3 minutes of contemplating life
>>26506457One day you'll come around and realize the appeal of plain/dopey face + SEX body.
>>26506960That horse? Me
>>26506859oh my God the Mona Lisa ones are great
>>26506921Me on the left
Bae did a 110 squats with some L-sits in one go during her last streamJust IMAGINE how tight her core is.
saplings will have TWO fauna streams today
>>26506960best i can do is gurina and a dolphin
>>26506821kinda cute, ngl
Polka armpit
>>26506648http://poal.me/79ltar
>>26506229Me too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfpZ9jCvuD0man I miss the haachama shitposts...
>>26506921
>>26506647Anon Ame changes her time zone all the time
Its seems safe to assume Kiara is in America now, but I dunno if wherever Ame is is close enough she can make it tonight. Good to know I can at least expect her in a day or two.
>>26506984They are all hiding their tummies
>>26506921same thing happened with Coco. ORANGE POWER UNITES SOULS
>>26506647It takes approximately 12+ hours for a direct flight from Europe to the west coast. Kiara definitely flying into Gurame's location for Gura's Birthday and a 4 Million celebration.This is definitely Ame's work. Praise her
Who are the best Holos at Valorant?
>>26506870>TICK TOCK NINOMAE INASHIT
>>26506121I don't even watch her but Sana with her hair down looks very cute
>>26507019Teamates will have to listen close for distant sounds.
>>26506859>>26507004Gura as Shojo manga
>>26507016Maybe the tree trunk thighs were real after all?
>Fauna's intro and outro are the same songsugoi
>>26506984her body is only for kronii and fauna, not the lewd men that partake in the establishment.
It's over
>>26507016/fit/rrat sex
ENTER?
>>26507097skin too brown
Lui's 3D debut is soon. I am sure it will be nice, so far all of HoloX's 3D debuts have been good. Makes me wonder about Laplus...
I think I broke it
>>26506921IT'S BEEN ALMOST A YEAR WHERE'S MY KFP APRON FUCKING GEEKJACK
>>26507016UWAAAAAAAAAAH MATING PRESSSSWhat was the fitness ranking again for HoloEN girls?
>>26507016timestamp??
RAINBOW IN THE SKY
FAUNAAAAAAA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
GO FAUNA GO
>>26507016If that was a Korean or English superchat she wouldn't have done it...
>>26507077I don't care about offcollab I just want Kiara...
>>26507016I remember having to do 100 ATF squats every time I went to Muay Thai class, shit is killer on the legs.
>>26507016Oh yeah mating press isn't just a meme anon
>>26506948My wifrys is very white.
If Kiara shows up she'll make everything about herself. She'll brag about how she was the first person to meet everyone in Myth. KFP will start posting cope, seethe, & cracked eggs memes to no end. The thread will turn to a shit storm of doxx and hate to the point where it wont be usable or enjoyable. I just wanna see Gura have fun and enjoy it with you guys.
>>26507115trust the plan
>>26507149same
Reminder that the Holo Vampire Survivor game is coming out this Friday https://twitter.com/kaynimatic/status/1537337919261638656?s=20&t=nvxh-gKF4oUt2wQ6vTJT8Q
*sluuurp* GO FAUNA GO mogumogu
>>26507016I FUCKING KNEELalso hot
>>26507166>If Kiara shows up she'll make everything about herself.BasedThe whores should know their place
>>26507166deja vu
>>26507167el plan ?
>>26507115La+ is probably creating something extravagant for hers
>>26507115Have faith
>>26507115Lap will have a full Gen concert on her 3d debut
>>26506976I need the longer version of this
>>26507160FLASHBANG OUT>BWEEEEEEEEEEM
>>26507166>BBC cuckold shows up>Kiara antipost soon afterHmm...
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649
>>26507166>I just wanna see Gura have funwell she willbut you will seethe for eternity to everyones amusement
>en vtuber>jp lyrics
>>26507166>KFP will start posting cope, seethewould they be wrong?
SHE'S FUCKING THEREhttps://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649RRATSRRATS NOW
Let me stay here always makes me a bit sad by the end of the song
ISREALOFF COLLAB
https://mobile.twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649BROS?
>>26507149based
>>26507224>>26507230SHE'S THERE
>>26507230>>26507224
>>26506738His straight-facing faces just don't look that good in generalhttps://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1535258445485514752
>>26507248Sex with me
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256What's so funny?
>>26507224>she's reading our posts RIGHT NOW
>>26507115Laplus will immediately show off her 3D model, sing her original song and then end the stream
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256>translate from maoriKIARA OFF COLLAB WITH SANA AND BAE???
>>26506921I'll get this one day bros...
>>26507248>>26507246>>26507242>>26507230>>26507224 https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649 https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649 https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649yeah we get it
>>26507248
GODDAMIT KIARA DONT DO THE SAME EHEHE AS THE RIVALS
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256Better luck next time takos.
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256>ISRAEL
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>26507121If you ordered it on the old site it takes a while. I got my Ame 2021 merch only a week before her 2022 merch showed up.Also some people got duplicates and have to ship them back since they’re made to orderI only just shipped mine back last week so if that ends up being yours I’m sorry.
>>26507246>>26506751FAUNA, KRONII, KIARA, INA. WHAT THE FUCKK
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
OMG SISTERS KIARA IS THERE
>she just RTeED Gura's streamWAKEY WAKEY EU KFP YOU HAVE A WHOLE NIGHT TO STAY UP FOR
>>26506830Ugly cunt innit?
>RETWEETED THE STREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26507224THIS RRAT HAS FUCKING LEGS AND ARMS I KNEEL SCHIZOBROS
gura's birthday ruined
>>26507249Don't think about the transience of all happiness, anon. Just look at the pretty anime girl.
>>26507248>>26507246>>26507242
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
You guys really are just stalking the girls huh
>>26507166> KFP will start posting cope, seethe, & cracked eggs memes to no end. Based. I can’t wait it to see it. You’re already starting too.
Kiara should unironically start a dating programI need my waitress NOW
check the gps coords on that gif!
>>26507352STAY MAD FAGGOT
>Kiara just retweeted the birthday stream
>>26507368yeah
>>26507367Nice
I GET TO SEE MY OSHI YYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256HOLY SHIIT
>>26507368>Publically makes a tweet>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Stalking?????????????????????
>>26507390Post your sexiest Risu
>>26507248>>26507246>>26507242>>26507230
>>26507354Yeah you're right, I love this princess
GET OUT MY OSHIS HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I hear drums suddenlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGbXpW-eM64
EGGS CRACKING
Confirmed for the offcollab:>Gura>Ame>Kiara>Laplus >KroniiTentative/highly likely for the off collab:>Fauna>Ina
>3/5 thereCAM ON INNER
>>26507288Chammers....
>>26507434you forgot pomu and towa
Have you thanked Yagoo today for scouting Amelia H. Watson?
KIARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26507333staying up till 3-5am just because the rrats said my wife will be there? ...fine
Can someone post the twitter link one more time? I think I have missed it
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256kiarayabsharder.webm
>>26507303I still belieb
>>26507375yeah I don’t understand why that’s a problem. Only a small group gets offended by it
>>26507434No Roberu?
>>26507434the fuck happened to towa being there?
>>26507411You guys have tweeter open probably 24/7 and whenever the girl do anything or even like a picture you guys will post it here immediately and cum all over the thread
heehehe
I am so, so, so very happy that this is happening tonight.
>>26507333>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649EU bros, time to forego your sleep
>>26507429Your oahi will be raped anon, there's no escape
>>26507436If she doesn't show up tonight I have faith she'll be there within a few days
>>26507448Sorry bro, I lost it.
AME'S HOUSE IS THE STEAMIEST RIGHT NOW
I'M READY FOR KINO
>>26507439Ame scouted Yagoo
>sametori at off collab>I have to wake up at 3am for workIM GONNA MAKE IT BROSI HAVE TO MAKE IT
Obviously Kiara is there retards, she literally said the word "wink" out loud during her call-in yesterday.
These bitches are going to stink Ame's house with their rabid lesbian odor
>>26507377It says the coords are from my house, which makes sense since I live next to Ame
>>26507422She's a very pretty princess.
>>26507434You forgot Ayamefriend Anon.
>>26507447Tits too small
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248God damnit Kiara you have the subtlety of a fucking brick through a window
>>26507459Do you know what tweet notifications are retard?
>>26507456THEY HATE EACH OTHER
>Kiara of all people
>>26507459I actually went out for a smoke and opened twitter 30 seconds after she posted it
>>26507224SHE'S ALIVE
>>26507473already have two monster cans by my side
>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248Guess I will stay up
>>26507374Are you okay with sharing your gf with her?
>>26507454Flying Phoenix Hidden Octopus yeah
>>26507166is this image ever attached to a good post?>>/vt/image/9rNWtH3TcVuaKsNFu2d--Q
>>26507508Now the collab is perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2KIeYR7yfIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2KIeYR7yfI
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256Heehehehehehe
>>26507434AnyaPetra.....
Matsuri’s intro is really good.
>>26507493The prettiest...
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242What has her so giddy hmmmmmm?
PLEASE KFP HAVE MERCY FOR MY OSHI THERE'S ALREADY A SHARK EATING HER OUT
>>26507459What is tweetdeck
マヨネーズは飲み物です
>KIARA IS THERE>I AM HEREWE ARE NOT
>>26507368Yeah, I'm already checking the network of public and hacked CCTVs to find an orange woman with my 28 monitors
>>26507414Hard to choose one it depends on how I'm feeling
FASTER
is /ggg/ having a meltdown yet because Kiara will "ruin" gurame kino?
>>26507552...what is tweetdeck?
Gee Gura! how come Yagoo let's you celebrate your birthday with TWO hot girls?
>>26507486Didn't stop people from thinking she is Australien either.
>>26507563than post them all anon
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256THE RRATS NO LONGER ON STILTS. THIS IS A FULL-LEGGED RRAT RIGHT HERE.
>>26507499better than "haha we randomly off collabed at 3am your time, unarchived btw get fucked :)"
>>26507560based batman
Thoughts?
>>26507508>he doubtedyou have only yourself to blame
>>26507579>twolol
Are we finally gonna get the fucking year long promised Sametori karaoke PLEASE??????????????
EU KFP can kiss goodbye to their oshi, she's not only visiting there but she's also permanently moving in with Ame and Gura
>Kiara all but confirmed >Fauna likely>Kronii maybe>Ina?Oh boy!
>>26507579and a third one and a fourth one and a…
These three are crying and hugging as we speak.They are embracing each other as 2 years of work is coming together at this very moment.The others ARE on the way, and unity is prevailing.How do you feel?
>>26507603I'm Ame?
>>26507594IT CAN TALK NOW
>>26507475>>26507454Please dose the copium wisely or you'll run out of it when the time comes.
>Gura gets her cunny eaten out by Ame and her asshole rimmed by Kiara for her birthdayAll I got for my birthday were some socks...
>>26507617Good
>>26506647all doxfags of any level should kill themselves then leave the thread immediately
>>26507618>kronii maybewhat could this mean thenhttps://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1538974443191402496
>>26507626Nothing. Good for them but yeah
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248>>26507256
So no Elden Ring today?
>>26507577https://tweetdeck.twitter.com/it's easy to keep track of every members twitter activity with it
>>26507626>How do you feel?gay
>>26507486She asked Gura for what she wanted for her birthday and when Gura made a request to make specific dishes for her, she mentioned that those would need a “full kitchen” implying that she’s probably in an airbnb or something. Hopefully with Ina.
>>26507612>Gura wanted to sing with Kiara at 3 millionShe's finally getting to, only a million and a year later
I WILL NOT TAKE MY BEDS AND I WILL GET TO SEE THE TRUE TRINITY TONIGHT FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
so does that mean we’re finally getting irl twister??
>>26507668they're gonna elden ring her asshole
>Annnnnon, come here!>Your mama Rrat needs your help!>Yeah, I just need your help getting thing up th- oh mah gawd.>Bruh, since when did you get so big?!>It was just like yesterday you were zooming around my feet!>Now I feel like I could use you as shade on a hot day!>Yeah, no I’m-I’m okay, I just need a moment…
What in the world? Ina is liking things on twitter for the first time in a week. (not counting the gura birthday retweet yesterday)
>>26507626Hopeful that everyone will be there soon
GURAMETORI BROS...do you exist?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH THE RRATS WERE TRUETHIS IS THE POWER OF PURE UNMEDICATED SCHIZOPHRENIASCHIZOBROS I KNEEL PLEASE MEME THIS INTO A FULL EN COLLAB I BEG OF YOU
I-IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE! KIARA IS JUST SUPPORTING GURA FROM AUSTRIA
I am an idiot. How is Kiara tweeting that equivalent to confirmation.
>>26507655Kronii YES
>>26507668Yes, after they go to sleep ame will stream ER
>>26507617Cats stayed in Austria, fool
>>26507695She's THERE
>>26507687haha wouldn't it be funny if mori just laid there again but this time kiara accidentally sits down on her
>>26507688it's just not the same without bowson
>>26506817why are people voting for sana ?
>>26506984She is about to be a participant instead of an observer
>>26507668a week probably
>>26507628AME I LOVE YOU
HoloMyth -Mori roadtrip doko?
>>26507626Congratulations!
>>26507612Oh shit, I forgot about that
>>26507617That would be good but you greatly underestimate how much she loves her pussies.
Imagine the terrarium they're building right now>Gura's mold mixing with Ame's Moss>Kiara spraying grease on it or something>Ina making a tako spending the rest of it's life in itCute
KIWAWAAAA SOON
>>26507717overdosing on hopium
So is Kiara gonna record her 3D birthday stuff while at Ame's house?
>>26507717did you not watch the call ins yesterday?
tonight???
>Entire week of HoloNA + Kiara offcollabsLET'S FUCKING GO
kiwawa status?
>>26507668Bowson isn't coming back for awhile at this point....
FAUNA IS GONE AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mori status?
/ggg/ is melting down
>>26507706Since the dance school and the kiss sandwich baby!
what the fuck LETS GOOO
I miss Fauna
I can't believe every member of Hololive is at Ame's house
>>26507672But why?
>>26507695GO INA GO
I Love KiaraI Love KiaraI Love KiaraI Love KiaraI Love Kiara
>>26507706hm if I had to pick a top 3 out of EN it'd probably be them yeah
>>26507764>Entire week.>We were having so much fun together that we didn't feel like streaming.>Here's your 90 minute pity karaoke at the end.
Just saw Gura's frame. I could make it in time if ask my boss to go home early. What are the chances of Ina showing? Don't lie to me you fucks. I'll never forgive you
koyoli's hotto nyews!
>>26507694mamarrat cute!
>>26507618Probably not Kronii, seeing as she was busy moving the past couple of days.
megane
>kiara gets to smell sweaty gurame after a 24 hours sex marathon and I don't>shes gonna see gurame jiggle in tight bodysuits
>>26507811lol
>>26507798THEY'RE HAVING A MASSIVE ORGY AND NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ARE RECORDING IT
>>26507798Coco and Rushia too!
>>26507810BASED
>>26507746That reminds me I had a HoloEN road trip dream a while ago when Mumei and Ame going to Kiara was still in the air.It was a weird cast of though. Ame, Kiara, Mumei, Mori and IRyS
>>26507779In a taxi on her way to catch a plane to America
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248She's either there already or in an uber about to arrive.
It's actually today, but she messed up.
(Most likely) Gura appearing in Koyori's Hot News in 1 or 2 min
>>26507706I mean I'm unity but they were my first three memberships.
>>26507817I've been stalking Ina's likes all day today for a sign of life. She JUST started liking stuff after Kiara tweeted. It might be a bit sus or she just woke up.
>>26507798I can't believe every member of hololive is in Ame's sex dungeon
>>26507817Anything could happen at this point, Takodachi.It is imperative that you get home soon.
>>26507805why are you even here if you seriously need to ask that?
>>26507834She will likely wear at least one of those suits as well since she doesn't have her own.
The brains of HoloX...
>>26507814You know what? I don’t even mind. They should have fun and surely they’ll tell us stories about it soon.
>>26507750>>Ina making a tako spending the rest of it's life in itYeah, me
>>26507817Even if she's there she'll still be silent and act like a side character. You're missing nothing
Yeah... figured I wouldn't get any Ina...Haha...
>dead hourswhy are /hlgg/ so fast? what are you guys excited for?
>>26507574You guys told me /ggg/ hates gurame though?
>>26507762TONIGHT!
>>26507760At first when Gura asked for kiara's company I thought she meant she wanted ownership of KFPI guess her physical presence is easier
>>26507814I fucking hope so. I just want them to be happy
>>26507499Why do you want subtlety so much? People already figured it out anyway. The point now is creating hype, and she's doing it quite well.
https://twitter.com/kakage0904/status/1538722350757126146imagine if irys had a papa like this
>>26507224>>26507230>>26507242>>26507246>>26507248today is a good day
>>26507779Pregnant with Kiara's child
>>26507717Because Kiara told us she would be going to Ame's house a week or two before her birthday to pre-record about 3 months ago.
>Shitposters on their last breath.>See's Kiara.>Slowly raise their hand towards their keyboards.>W-we hate Kiara here. Off collab ru->Dies.
>>2650776199% chance that happening. What you see tonight is probably pretty close to what her birthday live will be like, at least the musical aspect.
are any council showing up?
>>26507859Takane Sexo
Sell me on the Pink Dawg
The shitposting if all Myth but Mori is there is going to be legendary and I'm not even a Mori anti, hopefully they all stay around enough for her to join them though
>>26507817100% guaranteed and no I will not take my meds.
>>26507593I'm back and will post a few more
>>26507882nigga start huffing some hopium. I believe Ina will be there too
>>26507798Imagine Bubba reacting to all those new rancid smells
>>26507889>I thought she meant she wanted ownership of KFPthere's no possiblity to be that much of an autist
>>26507880Not now deadbeat
>>26507922Fauna since her rebroadcast is at 720p
>>26507612OH YEAH! Gura promised a Karaoke for Kiara in exchange for the Outlast stream, I totally forgot about that. LMAO
>>26507935Mayonnaise is a beverage!
>>26507889It’s Gura’s birthday not all out war time.
I'm going to slap /hlgg/ like Fauna slapped Kronii.
>>26507880Baffling post
>>26507949
Reserving my expectations. I am NOT about to get burned tonight. I suggest other takos do the same.
just how much travelling is mori doing these days? it feels like she's all over the globe
>>26507889Anon...
Are any JP members going to show up other than Laplus? Shion? Aqua?
>>26507922Kronii for sure, probably fauna, no data on the moom
>>26507941She can probably visit for at least a few days before her other commitments, I'm optimistic.
>>26507814Yes, it would be nice if Ame streamed something late at night and the others would just wander into the room and talk as Ame played. But that's not going to happen so I'll take Karaoke over fucking Clubhouse 51.
>>26507941>IRyS arrives and does her mori impression again
>>26507909he really wanted a daughter, that's cute
>had to do a recording yesterday at 2AM>slept for 6 hours or stayed up until 8AM for gura>went on a 8+ hour flight later that day to americaKiara's gonna be running on fumes
>>26507962>>26507993they're all gonna see ame's daki and sticky desk...
Gura liked this
Do you really think Kiara will spoil her 3D by performing at Gura's party instead of waiting for her own birthday?
>>26507984Treerrat069 onegai.
So it's safe to say that everyone from NA plus Kiara will be there for Gura's birthday party?
>>26507949oh god that one definently on of my favorites this treerrat needs more lewds she is peak sexy, dam those indo laws
Please sing the Kiara Myth CoversPlease sing the Kiara Myth CoversPlease sing the Kiara Myth CoversPlease sing the Kiara Myth CoversOh god if they manage to record it in 3D I will die
>>26507765sex
彼らです!
Watching Mumei's last VOD... Do all Holo mems get like -20iq debuff while playing Zelda games?
>>26507988If it's not this week then it'll definitely be in the next considering how much Ame was hyping up the 26th/the tako terrarium. Patience is key.
>>26508026Yeah, me.
>>26508026see >>26507434
Kiara takes some hours to revive from her ashes, right?hypersonic KKV delivery doko?get on it KFP
>>26507941That’s why I doubt that Ina will be there too if Kiara is and vice versa. I mean, I really hope they are cry hugging rn but idk if they’ll do a 4-woman Myth stream.
>>26507941So what you're saying is that Mori is going to do a Member's ASMR stream from Ame's house tomorrow morning while everyone else is asleep? Maybe Fauna is there and Mori will use her KU100?
>>26508010A literal child.
BUY MERCH
>>26508014I don't have a 069 but I do have a 69
>>26508007Nothing some good ol' american cocaine can't fix
>>26508007That and all the exhaustion that had been building up throughout the week with dance practice while being sick
>>26508007Yeah, stinky farts from her big butt
>>26507954you get to be in bubba's body this week, but you can never watch a stream live again. Worth it?
>>26507886sandwiches
>>26508058Merch
>>26508011Yes.
You guys are yelling too much, can you pipe down?
What if her birthday live is just like the JP 3D ones but the people joining are all the other EN girls?
>>26508058look at all that fucking merch
>>26508030Indeed https://files.catbox.moe/mn79pq.jpg
>>26508041Your nihongo reps...
>>26507988ive been a firm believer in the later date/next week theory so for now im good
>>26508011hmm look at that
>>26508058based company-wide shilling koyote!
>>26507992Anya and Towa
>>26507988Believe in the terrarium rrat my fellow tako
I think Zeta's voice is better than Koyori's.
>>26507953I'll just expect her to not be there, so I'll be extremely happy if she does.
>>26508058Why is Flare looking like p*m*?
Go to sleep anon
>>26508100It would probably be called [Birthday Live]
They better not do anything early tomorrow, I have to do my minimal amount of work to obtain fuck-off money before I go back to NEETing.
>>26508042She's not good at video games but still cute
>>26508042Performance anxiety is real. I hope my Moomer gets over it someday.
Do you think Bubba will bite Gura?
KFP WINNINGNIGGERBEATS SEETHING
>>26508157shut up bitch
>>26508159but that would spoil itthey are doing misdirection
>takos already copingYou love to see it!
>>26508007monster energy and some napping on the flight!
>>26508038TKMR should sing Kibun Joujou or Ai Dee instead.
>>26508100ame still hasn't invented portraits dancing in vrchat
>RealisticKiara is there>HopefulFauna is also there>WishfulIna and/or Mumei/Kronii>Don't be dumbIRyS, Bae, Sana>Actually impossibleMori
>>26508157ok in 2 hours
>>26508183Wouldn't be the first time they updated a title/thumbnail after a stream.
>>26508157
>>26508068No? She's not joining this week, but she's going to go to the US next week, and hopefully everyone else is still around so they can have a full myth offcollab
>>26508178Shut the fuck up.
>>26508178shut up deadbeat and enjoy the fun
We got big ones today
>>26508157SHUT THE FUCK UP I want to see Kiara on the telly
Friend megane
Imagine how big Gura 5m will be. Would JP also join?
https://youtu.be/etZp_m50PZw
>>26508157But it's not even 6pm!
>>26508238I'll buy these for my wife, Ina
what do you call this type of behavior?
pomu's going to show up with a 3D model and we'll get the unitybro idol concert we've always dreamed of.
Why didn't they invite sama, bae or irys?
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539007682459291648
>>26508254>JP caring about Guralmao
>>26508100That would require everyone to have brought their own suits and even then there would only be 3 between Ame, Gura, Ina, and Kiara.
Fauna isn't going to fucking be there stop it.
KIARA SAID KFP IS CUTE, IS THIS TRUE?https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539007682459291648
>>26508256thats what happens when I unzip my HUGE penis in front of her
>>26508256WDSDIB?
Matsuri and her dragon gun
They should announce the offcollages in advance like NijiEN.
>>26508256Kiara's reaction walking into Gurame sex
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539004433387749376
>>26508278This is dumb but imagine That's be actually hilarious
>>26508277Spaghetti spilling.
>>26508286aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
>>26508278fulgar covid will show up unannounced and crash the party
>>26508209Damn a list I agree with. I think Kiara is there and Fauna is possible but im not really expecting anyone else, even with the Kronii tweet
>>26508277Adorable!
>>26508256>when she sees your dick
Why does she hate me bros
>>26508239Where did you get this video of me?
Ame isn't going to fucking be there stop it.
>>26508256THE RRAT IS FUCKING EXPANDING AS FAST AS UNIVERSE
Can Ame's PC handle more than a single person's 3D tracking? I don't think Gura's birthday is going to be in 3D.
>>26507706It is canon. Ame and Kiara are part of Gura's harem.
>>26508305lmao. fuck off, retard.
>>26508280>Genshin > Hololive>Too sad after getting no way fag by Roberu>She's black
>>26508324go back
>>26508074Astronut.
Gura should be raped by all the girls in hololive
>>26508209As amazing as a full EN off collab would be a lot of us have been waiting for Myth to meet for almost 2 years, I just want to see those 5 together
>>26508330AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26508305Right thread
I will send an intercontinental missiles to the place of their offcollab for the 7th time
>>26508256SHE CAN'T STOP TEASING ABOUT IT AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26508256え?
Ame should install a 10,000 yen bed, like Coco, in her house.The Holos that visit need their good night's rest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZp_m50PZwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZp_m50PZwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZp_m50PZw
>>26508356This but replace Mori with Fauna
>>26508348PACHI PACHI
>>26508256This is my fetish
>>26508256BRAVO!
LOOKhttps://youtu.be/etZp_m50PZwhttps://youtu.be/etZp_m50PZwhttps://youtu.be/etZp_m50PZw
>>26508334*Ame's harem
>>26508239I'd give it a big hug.
Why are EN off collabs always kept secret?
>>26508294Kiwawa love
wao
>>26508305this, but replace nijiEN with holoJP
STREAM WAO!
>>26508256>Uploading shortsOh, she's definitely traveling
>>26508396i love this self congratulating hag
Only 2 hours left until one group of people gets eternally and utterly BTFOd. It's rare that circumstances like this arise. I'll be happy to watch the grudgeposts that come out of it no matter what the outcome is
>>26508254>Gura 5mthat was yeasterday
I just realized the reason I've been depressed is I'm lonely as fuck. The last time I was really happy was like 7 months ago when I got to hang out with a lot of my old friends that had been scattered and that was for a funeral
>>26508404because ame is a tease
>>26508403I thought this was going to be one of those AI generated pics.
>>26507903Id prefer them to do their fucking job
>>26508349I love this squirrel
>>26507717Kiara is 100% going to Ame's house before her own birthday. We just don't know exactly when. This just make 90% likely she is there.
>everyone but m*ri will be at the offcollabJune is gonna be a good month for funposting
I fucking love Pekora bros
>>26508404So doxxniggers don't try shit
>>26508380>10,000 yen bedIsn't that kinda cheap or am I being retarded?
todays stream will feature Gura, Ame, Fauna, Ina, Kronii, and Kiara
>>26508256Sorry boys, I accidentally showed her my Yu-Gi-Oh collection.
>>26508396STREAM WAOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5SB2igQUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5SB2igQUMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt5SB2igQUM
>>26508392Kiwawa when I cum inside
>>26508256>>26508379>>26508392KIAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26508187Ina is next week. It is highly likely that after this week Ame and the other 2 will be going to LA to meet up with Mori with Ina joining them there. Maybe some of them will even be stupid enough to go to AX.
>>26508436sounds like you should kill another friend so you can all meet up again
>>26508030She's hard to lewd
Bubba status?
Kiara actually went the U.S. Holy shit
>>26508157imma take a nap before the off collab
>>26508380Wow, a 74 dollar bed...
I understand keeping Ame and Kiara under wraps, but going forward they should just say who else is coming later on because this is getting annoying,
>>26508404>>26508437>>26508449It's not even a secret if you just aren't retarded
KFP Winning
>>26508404Because they like tormenting us.
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539007682459291648https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539007682459291648https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539007682459291648
>>26508464I'm Fernando Alonso btw
>>26508446Ina...
>>26508256I am now convinced that Kiara is 40% of the posts in this thread.
>>26507988Don't worry Rocko, you're going home with Ina after all this.
How come Koyori is allowed to report on her own song? That’s not journalistic integrity.
>>26508098I'll put my pipe down your throat if you try to boss me around
>>26508404Because Ame has autism about surprises despite the fact that surprises generally suck.
>>26508489stop spamming the thread with this shit, retard.
>>26508356Mori has a full schedule listed for this week. If there's going to be a full off collab, it's next week.
>>26508483I believe they call those cheap mats "fundoshi" in Japanese
>>26508473lol!
>>26508492>if you just aren't retardedthat disqualifies doxniggers
>>26508479Biting Gura's hand.
>>26508504this is love
>>26508404surprises are good
>>26508489>Ruining the fun of guessing who's next
>>26508324Kill yourself
>>26508504is this a reference to pippa
>>26508480DONTA
>>26508476how so? she is literally one of the most overt holos
>>26508256She saw this.
>>26508479Petted by cute girls.
>>26508464where do you /o/ fags get off?
>>26508479it depends, is gura wearing a frog outfit?
>>26508449That’s retarded, the JPs and the IDs are in a much, much smaller place and they have no issues announcing off collabs
>>26507968Kiara later said that karaoke shouldn’t be a punishment and decided to shelve it for next time and instead Gura should consider making a Minecraft feet shrine.
Eurobros what will you do to stay up untill the collab?
Deadcuck status?
>>26508256Porn acting.mp4
ししわた最強
>>26508549Different culturesPeople who watch JP hate itEN love it
>>26508256Cute bird
>>26508558I dunno just when I see her I don't scream SEEEEEXXXX
Takoshit status?
>>26508492>guys just follow this one girl closely even if she's not your oshi, member her and never miss anything and read between the lines in case she's hiding an event the girl you do care about is involved in
>>26508529No, fundoshi is what I want to see Gura, Laplus, and Shion wearing at a festival in Japan, you're thinking of a futon.
>>26508557I doubt she even knows about the existence of Pippa
>>26508404They hate Europeans.
>>26508587Why not take advantage of the time you have now to take a nap?
>>26508305>offcollagesIna?! Are you doing arts and crafts?
>>26508579You're retardedIf you say "I live in Tokyo" or "I live in Jakarta" it's not a dox because there's 100 million other people there but if you live in some bumfuck American town than narrows it down quite a bit
>>26508404Ame knows how to build up hype. Case in point: this thread.
>>26508504Childzoned again....
>>26508305Kiara and Ame both talked about this for the past 4 months though?
Gura and Ame HAD a fun time hanging out last night
>>26508618They're gonna take a fat shit on deadcucks in less than 3 hours
>>26508587>staying upI'm going to sleep. My Moomer probably isn't there and if she was, I'll see it tomorrow.
>>26508566the overlap between /o/ and /vt/ is suprisingly huge
>>26508305>>26508404Ignoring the obvious samefag shitposting, announcing off-collab publicly beforehand instead of hinting at it for the dedicated fans is bad several reasons - doxxfags are a thing, a big awaited collab like that has certain expectations from fans, and the announcement will only create an unrealistic hype that the reality will fall short of, and the plethora of other reasons.This is just better.
>>26508640And everyone else that’s not PST seeing how late they usually are
>>26508330>THE RRAT IS FUCKING EXPANDING AS FAST AS UNIVERSEdoes that mean sana is there too
Gura and Ame HAD sex________________
>>26508667Yeah, a fun time fucking. You have to be delusional to think otherwise after that karaoke.
INA RETWEETED THE STREAM
>>26508619>Kiara and the thread has literally been talking about the Reine, Mumei/Mori, then Ame off collab for her birthday since January all the time>"WTF! HOW DID I MISS THIS??? THIS IS SUCH A SHOCK!!"Really dude? Just say you're a tourist at this point
EN3s if you are reading this, please make a morning news show as well
>>26508651>What Ame does for /hlgg/>What Mori does for /hlgg/
>>26508483He was a little off, it was a 900,000 yen bed.
Even Koyo disagrees with the game
>>26508695proofs?
>>26508256i will sex kiara
>>26508695Yeah, with me
>>26508587I'm Kiara time and I used to catch every Kronii stream. This is nothing for me
>>26508626No it's something else, hold on I'll ask my friend. He's an American living in America and he bought one to sleep on
Rrat: gura got so annoyed at the bonebrosshizo that she planed an off collab with everyone but mori
>>26508642good idea! will consider doing it
>>26508681JP announces off collabs before they happen literally all the time
>>26508446Mori is gonna be there next week and if she and Kiara lose their voices again then we’re gonna pretend it’s some cold again.
>>26508706Also, break up with your boyfriends before debuting.
>>26508525and hopefully all the girls can stick around until then. Rehearsing choreos, performing, editing, I expect Kiara to be there for awhile. I don't think Gura has anything going on to want to leave
>>26508650I didn’t know they had to say the city they live in to announce off collabs
>>26508587I'm done with HoloEN
>>26508699Birthday ruined
Miko...
>>26508731Why post it in Taco runes?
migo love
>>26507817She probably will be, she's west coast Canada it's not that far.
>>26508725>euro>watches Kronii streams livewhat the fuck
>>26508438kek me too
>>26508681It's really not. It's not a big deal either, but this way is simply dumb as hell
>>26508446I despise funposters so much
Is it really Everyone is Here off collab? Will Ina be there?
>>26508626>>26508726"Shikibuton"
>>26508702You're delusional if you think Gura didn't immediately spill spaghetti everywhere the moment Ame took off her clothes for bed.
>>26508042HEY! ...Kiara is doing slightly better in Wind Waker's puzzles than LA and SS.
>>26508706The only EN3s that will stream in the morning are those living in Japan or Australia so they can hit NA prime time
>>26508736because for JPs it is a semi-regular thing, and not that special anymore.For ENs it's literally one of the most special events so far.
>>26508587I'm not gonna sleep 3 hours for 2 days in a row, I'll just watch an archive tomorrow.
I'm receiving word that a flight from Vienna lost contact over the Bermuda Triangle
>>26508587Nope, I have to get up early to wageslave. Guess I'll be listing to the stream in the background at work.
>>26508706Only one of you should do it, the rest need to support it 100%
>>26508770hell, if theyre in washington, oregon or idaho she could literally drive over
>>26508766I don't have it in English.
mikochi...
>>26508687ozzie shitposting would be too powerful for already strong collab
I see a blue threadAnd I want it painted orangeNo eggheads anymoreI want them to turn orange
>>26508721right here
>>26506121How do I care about these whores again and why did I ever care in the first place?
what if ina, ame, kiara, gura and snot show up but since everyone doesn't have 3d models and the suit, they all bought custom kirigumis or w/e is that creepy ass doll suit?
hehe
If Kiara actually flew across the world for Gura's birthday she has gained my respect.
>>26508702I think you might be mentaly ill
>>26508736Yeah but aren't they living close to one another anyways?
>>26508626>fundoshi is what I want to see Gura, Laplus, and Shion wearing at a festival in JapanHoly fucking based.
>>26508702so this is what no meds does to a mf
gura my religion
>>26508804So they must not announce special streams?
If my Ina doesn't show tonight... I don't know how I'll cope bros...
>>26508847mikochi....
>>26508845>Kiara hasn't already earned your respectCoward
who
>>26508812Yeah it was my intercontinental missiles >>26508371Didn't mean to hit that random place. Lemme send another
>>26508804IT BEING A SPECIAL THING IS THE REASON WHY IT SHOULD BE ANNOUNCE YOU FUCKING TURD
>>26508831play the video now
They're in Japan.
>>26508839>gura and snotthis means there is two guras. I like where this is going
>>26508840WHAT DO YOU KNOW SPIT IT OUT STOP ACTING SO SUSPICIOUS
look at this creature
>>26508776the power of sleeping at 10 pm and waking up at 3-5 am. there aren't that many streams in between that time that I like to watch anyway
>>26508804>For ENs it's literally one of the most special events so far.And you're saying these special events should be in the middle of the night on weekdays and unarchived? How does that help anyone who actually wants to see it? It's counterproductive to fans
>>26508879Stream bitch
>>26508587I'm going to sleep. I have to wake up at a decent time while being rested so I can continue preparing for Uni shit. It's not like I ever watch any other ENs besides Kiara so I'll only miss her even IF she appears anywhere. I can live with that.
>>26508868You have three hours to think about how you'll cope. Good luck
>>26508845I mean, she has to record her birthday 3d as well its not purely for Gura. Regardless Kiara has no issue traveling long distances to meet other holo's.
>>26508891https://streamable.com/ri1m9r
Gura is gonna collect all the sweat from kiaras and ames 3d suit and drink it
>>26508902How many diseases does it carry?
>>26508907fuck off, retard. stop spamming.
>>26508817understandable>>26508810that's an average amount of sleep for me lol
>>26508902Cute
>>26508847>Warden is the strongest>Miko self-destructs>Miko killed Miko before the "strongest" could kill Miko
>>26508903
>>26508902
Oh that tweet. Mel kek
>>26508845>for Gura's birthdayKiara was going before by default because of her birthday anon.
Oh she's covering Meru's tweets
>>26508393If it was Ame's harem, then why is Gura in the middle?
>>26508893>>26508907>WAAAAAAAAAAA, I DON'T WATCH STREAMS, I'M GONNA MISS THINGS IF I DON'T PLAN IT 5 WEEKS AHEADRetards
I want to be Bubba and hump Gura's legs.
>shit talking about you competitors liveKoyori runs a black company
>>26508935CENTER PIC GOES HARD AS FUCK
>>26508924I enjoy watching danchou suffer
>>26508650Youre fucking stupid.Saying "im going to be at ame's house" isnt doxxing anything. People speculate that theyre going to be offcollabing anyways.
>>26508847This whole stream was a 2 hour long comedy of errors.
>>26508845It was management that told her to record her birthday at Ame’s place but still it’s cute if she made it.
>>26508902I want to hear this thing screech during pekora's stream
>>26508893Cover do not annouce it because it's a guerilla thing arranged by ame. Most probably unofficial.
Where my squeeb bros at?
those three fucking people behind Zeta?ALL ME
>>26508776Anon, there are Euros who watch Gura and Mumei live, which is arguably at a worse time than 5 AM. You don't seem to understand how much people can sacrifice for their oshi.
>>26508474Mumei, please...
Alright since it’s all but confirmed Kiara is there right now, will there be anyone else? Fauna and Ina are the most suspicious but it may just be an amesametori date
>>26508982its supposed to be a surprise
>>26508902>literal ogay rratI really hope everything somewhat works out, I don't want this lil nigga to die and Pekora to get depressed
>>26508957But at the same time, when there was the last big offcollab, Kiara said she could have come, too, if she had known in advance.
>>26508998right here brother
Happy birthday to the cutest girl in the world.
>>26509016just assume its those 3 and then anyone else extra is a nice surprise
>>26508679based, let's sleep
>>26508988I thought management just said that renting a 3D studio was way out of budget, so Kiara herself decided on Ame's place as a fallback option?
>>26509016I really want Ina to be there but I don’t think they’ll do a collab like that without Mori unless there are others as well.
>>26509016SHE'S IN
She's talking about thesehttps://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1537900790568087552https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1538312698966196225https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1538629370457501696
T-90 minuteshttps://youtu.be/lsFr7NzVVM8https://youtu.be/lsFr7NzVVM8https://youtu.be/lsFr7NzVVM8
First mori and now this?
>>26508845She was going there either way, so might as well make it align with Gura's birthday to celebrate with sharky.
>>26509016I'm expecting Ina and hoping for Fauna. I'll be surprised if anyone else is there.
>>26509051Me?
>>26509031>if she had known in advance.Anderstandaru arr offcorrabs must bee at 3am EST disguised azz SC leading stleam announced 30 mins pliol
>>26509091No, Gura
>>26508891
reminder that there will be a one hour delay and 10 minute loading screen
Saplings did Fauna give a reason for her break this weekend?
>>26509084Can get a Gura duet ready too
>>26509091pop a tit
>>26509061They did say that to her but they also told her that her best bet is to go to Ame’s place and borrow her 3D stuff. Management’s nice and useful, eh?
>>26509024Surprises are fucking stupid, especially if it's keeping people from seeing something they've been waiting on this long.
Kiara better ship AmeSame while she's there I swear to god
>>26509009Gura's streams are usually around 4-5AM for me, so I tend to stay up late if the stream is somewhat special like karaoke, an event, a collab or a game I really like.
>>26509016fauna and kronii
>>26509016I hope Ina shows up. It'd be a nice birthday present for Gura.
>>26509082Don't worry Reine, one of the first things she did after she got back on twitter was reply to you
It would be kind of shitty if they did a full myth collab without mori. They should have waited until she was in america
>>26509113that means I can maybe take a shit beforehand and not miss anything
>>26509116No.She said she had to clean, so people thought her dad might be visiting that's it.
>>26508929>everyone I disagree with is spam
I don't understand why Fauna or any of council appearing is a thing.They don't have 3D
>>26509113You have too much fate on Ame’s stamina with two horny women.
Pervert coyote
>>26509126>Surprises are fucking stupidyeah I hate fun too
>>26509086I honestly expected KronFauMei to have their own off collab helping Kronii move
>>26508776I spent last night awake to watch Gura's bday and I'm gonna do the same thing tonight. Euro fans are just built different.
>>26509141Get some snacks
>>26509082Reine..... she is still in love with you!
>>26507447
>>26509130Kiara's going to fuck both of them and there's nothing you can do about it
Does koyo have a tentacle fetish?
Ero not gura
>>26509130Kiara has been on record already that she supports AmeSame over AmeTori.
>>26509126I'm sorry if your parents surprised you by showing you your adoption papers. Not all surprises are bad, you'll get over it.
>>26509152>he doesn't know about the secret Council 3D low-poly schoolgirl outfits that are being revealed today
Kiara isn't there
>>26509162Based Koyori. This scene is really hot
>>26509134That's probably the most this sleep aid can do for hololive currently.
>>26509179A lot of women do.
>>26509082Kiara is a puta, sorry Reine...
>>26509126faggot, seeing the hype live is the reason surprises are good
>>26509150Hmmm
>>26508940Is there more?
>>26509130I wish (you) ((yes (you))) newfags would fuck off
>>26509162>>26509179she's perfect...
>>26509199You can tell someone lovingly crafted that cutscene. Too bad somebody didn't lovingly craft the rest of the game
>>26508902la creatura
>>26509161Nah it can still be fun without surprise
>>26509016Risu will be there
>>26509051Pic unrelated
>>26509130Anon..... Ame is going to fuck everyone that visit there. All pussies belong to Ame.
I don't know what I voted for but I voted anyways
>>26509116No, just "break"
>>26509245Surprises make it more fun
it's funny that koyo does this when she was talking about a npc's balls during last night's monster hunter stream
>>26509139She will be there next week. They can't just push Gura's birthday back
>>26509234
Sometimes to avoid rrats people go too hard on the skepticism. It was obvious since Saturday that Kiara was traveling to the US this Monday.Of course we won't know for sure until it's confirmed, but how can some people still call it delusional after Kiara's call-in yesterday and her inactivity on Twitter today? lol
>>26509130>>26509186>>26509177suck a dick it's either all or nothing
>>26509191How many of Council &IRyS even have 3D headsets and trackers?
>>26509152Fauna fucking loves Gura, she wouldn't miss this chance for the world. As for the others Gura just got 4mil, had her first off colab, and it's her birthday. It will be alot of fun and I'm sure they feel some professional obligation. Like if you had the opportunity to meet the greatest craftsman in your field who you have been talking to for about a year you probably would want to go.
What if it's 4 Myths + the three NA Council but not Mori? How much seethe would there be?
Kiara better make sure to tard wrangle Ame into appearing with them instead of being a cameraman or doing tech stuff behind the scene
>>26509016Towa is confirmed
>>26509091TOKYO?
koyo...
>>26509150>>26509218Her Dad? That's me
>>26509116no but she did say this vague shit completely unpromptedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPv95CldJWI&t=8690s
>>26509257But not neededBasically I there's no reason to care that much about itPeople just want to know when they can watch the stream
>>26509200Reine.... please, this is getting unhealthy....
>>26509253I will not rest until Myth has an entire anime dedicated specifically to them.
Show that hole above your tail again
>>26509317a-anything...?
Where is my off collab?
Show that hole below your tail
>>26509300Seethe? Nigga I will CHEER
>>26509293>Ina>talking with gura at allSo she's not coming then?
stop posting images
>>26509317did koyo do a bridge? i had to turn the stream off at work when it was getting lewd
I know she's on the way, and obviously I'm happy for everyone else, but there's a small part of me that feels apprehensive about it all because I worry FOMO might be eating Mori alive right now.For over a year and a half, she's had it in her head that everyone was going to meet up in Japan. She's fantasized about it the whole time, and gushed on-stream about her plans and all of the incredible sights and activities she had in store for all of them, dreaming about hosting everyone. She would monitor and share updates about Japan loosening border restrictions in their discord server. She was already devastated when all of that came crashing down at the end of last year, to the point where it was a leading contributing factor to her spiraling out of control at the start of this year. On top of that, she's deathly afraid of being left behind by people she cares about because it's already traumatized her in the past, yet she copes by burying herself in even more work, inadvertently making things worse, which we already saw with her and Kiara's whole saga since she left Japan. She was dooming a little bit on-stream towards the end of GOI about how her constant fatigue from traveling was affecting her mentally and acknowledged she could be staring down the line at burnout if she's not careful. It kinda came out of the blue because she's been pretty insistent (even during that very same stream) that she was fine. Knowing what we now know, I can't help but feel like there's some anxiousness about not being there for everyone and not living up to their expectations. To the latter point, she also specifically filled up this week with lots of streams despite her fatigue and against the advice J-chad's been trying to suggest for her ever since the work with UMG began because she feels she's not living up to deadbeats' expectations of her (which could possibly stem from her being privy to how some people haven't stopped bitching about certain things ever since her activities began a few months ago), so she's feeling conflicted, torn between delivering for her fans, putting her all into her work for her upcoming EP/concert, being mindful of her own health, and now, possibly, making sure she can be there for her friends.She loves them. She loves them all so much she wrote three songs about it. But I think she's fully and overly conscious of the fact that she's getting in her own way, yet feels she can't go one way without feeling like she's failing in the others. So I hope that when she shows up, they can get her out of her head and make things right.Sorry. Just wanted to get that out there. I jwu and it's hot.
>>26509313>People just want to know when they can watch the streamin 84 minuteswhat are you even complaining aboutwhat kind of autists hates good surprises
>>26509343
>>26509313Motherfucker, Gura streams literally in the same time slot every single time unless it's a member stream, fuck off back to your Niji shit.
Kiara isn't there but Shion is
>>26509353
>>26509343>Mori dox
>>26509343right here
>>26509317I want her to step on me more
>>26509139it'd kind of shitty of Mori to miss everyone's bdays cause she's hauling ass doing her D-celebrity shit, not even bothering to visit anyone and then expect for them to waitshe should listen to her own song lyrics sometimes
>>26509016Polka and Lui are coming
>>26509330Well Hololive fan better work on it then. 2hu fans have 3 series of fanime to choose from with pro-tier animations and VAs
>>26509317Can she bring my mom back?
Imagine Koyori asking (You) to fuck her because she's in heat. She gives you a mysterious liquid, but she tell you to drink it when you're already starting to fucking her. She starts to undress (You), except of your boxers, then she ask (You) to remove all her clothes, except her pink bra and her pantyhose. (You) start to massaging her breasts and then, with your own hands, let her breasts out of her bra. She gets embarrassed, but asks (You) to suck on them. (You) accept, and with your mouth start to play with her nipples, making her more excited. But your senses tells you to start fingering her, so (You) make your way through her pantyhose, pull her black panties aside, and start using your fingers to satisfy her. Koyori starts making lewd noises, and she starts to drip pussy juices. All excited, Koyori tells (You): アノン、それは重要な研究をする時です、あなたのロッドを私の中に入れてください as she spreads her vagina. Seeing what is happening, (You) pull your penis outside your boxers and put it inside her vagina. With her yandere face, she reminds (You) to drink the formula from before. As (You) drink it, the results are immediately visible: your penis grows bigger and thicker, almost twice of your original size. Koyori looks how your penis grew bigger. (You) take her from her legs and start thrusting, feeling Koyori's insides with your penis. After a while, Koyori rises up and pushes (You) to your back, and she takes advantage to ride you while she puts a yandere look, trying to take your milk away. She bounces on your penis softly, and quickly between times, until (You) start feeling that you're about to cum. Seeing this, Koyori replies: 続けて、私の中でそれをしてください。 それは私の研究にとって素晴らしい発見になるでしょう。Motivated by this, you let all your cum inside Koroyi, while she screams of excitement. (You) pull out your penis out of her vagina, and your semen is still coming outside her. Tired, Koyori hugs (You) and kiss you in your lips, cuddle together, and tells you: この重要な研究を手伝ってくれてありがとう。 私の研究室のパートナーになって、このような研究をさらに行うことができます。(You) gladly accepts, hold hands together, and kiss again.All four pose, please!
>>26509353No!
>>26509360GO FOR IT MORI, IT'S JUST MONEY
I like Sora's laugh
Images...
>>26509343>>26509375In my culture spreading things like this to others brings curses upon oneself, be careful
>>26509360Mori doesn't care about Hololive
>>26509360mori is a greedy egomaniac menhera. keep her away from my oshi
>>26509317ANYTHING?
>>26509360I'm not reading any of that
SAMETORI CUDDLES ARE REAL BROSI CAN FUCKING FEEL IT
I remember ina saying something like "in VR it felt so real, it felt like everyone was together".Maybe she's craving an offcollab.
>>26509404Me too!
>>26509360Nuh uh, she should fuck off and stay with her real friends.
>>26509360She’ll be there next week, I believe.
>>26509373PFTHAHAHAH
>>26509360Mori doesn't give a shit about hololive she's gonna get black out drunk like she does every night.
>>26509440It's great
>>26509435Ina is dead Anon. It's time to let go
>>26509360To cope just hope there will be a special announcement or something at the end of this series of event of a "Myth 3D debut"
>>26509360They're going to have a great time together.It's finally happening, this is going to help them all.
WHERE'S MY FORTUNE KOYO POSTER
>your oshi>which christmas cake Holo has the best laugh/giggles
>>26509476n-no....
>>26509360Mori's going to break into Sora's house next time she streams to interrupt her on her own channel.
>>26509360They will still meet in Japan and get to do all those things she has planned. But with Myth's history, Ame corralling everyone into her house because they can't do it the official way just feels right.
>>26509417>>26509418>>26509451>>26509465You're reprehensible pieces of shit and your oshi hates you.
Migo is very cute and ELITE.
>>26509479gEN3?
>>26509360Gura would be ecstatic to meet her so hopefully it’s soon
>>26509360she is more excited about her trash taste concert
>>26509514They have no oshi, they do not care about these girls, and their sole purpose for being here is to try and ruin this.Do not let them do that to you.
>>26509496ReineR-Reine
>>265095260% chance they announce Gen3 on Gura's birthday
>>26509526How would that equate to myth going to Japan to do their 3D debut?
>>26509360Mori... just be happy that your colleagues are having a good time. You will all meet up eventually.
an EN3 will be in the offcollab
EN3 will be an offcollab.
>>26508845I mean, she is also doing her own 3D at Ames remember.Its still very sweet.
>>15584709what did this anon say? I have this in my "incase of off collab" folderthis should be me >>15584853
>>26509547This is a bot, right?
>>26509360She will still get that when they get to Japan, and Idk what's going on in her life but she could have and still could meet the NA girls every time she went to the states
are you 100% sure Kiara is going to appear? what if she doesn't appear?
Polka is a bit of a pervert
so who the fuck is there besides ame and gurado you people think this will be a full house (minus the aussies and japs)
The Sankisei of EN....
>>26509514Mori should stay with her real friends, it's where she'll be truly happy. Gura gets HoloEN, Mori gets to be with whoever she wants, both becomes happy.
>>26508902actuallylegitimatelyngmi
>>26509562>>26509563It's real
>>26509563>>26509562Sugoi....
>>26509514Why? For stating the truth? Don't lash out at others just because you believe in stupid delusions
>>26509583Kiara and then anyone's guess
>>26509496MioMio
I want mori to be there. She is amazing during off collabsT.kfp
>>26509570based
>>26509508k-kino
>>26509562>>26509563Shut the fuck up EN3shart
>>26509600Ironic post
>>26509514>>26509550i legitimately think mori is a bad influence
>>26509562>>26509563HUGE_OGEY.png
>>26509562>>26509563REAL
>>26509360Ina, Ame, Gura and Kiara are all gathering in one place to off-collab where they will announce that they are all flying to Japan together for their 3D debuts at the end of the week.
>>26509016Just assume those three tonight, maybe a pleasant surprise guest, with more coming in later days. Keeps from disappointment.
>>26508928not tuberculosis at the very least
>>26509520She was so cute in the collab today.
>>26509583The stream is not going to be at Ame's house, so presumably a bunch of people are probably coming
>>26509576>he thinks Japan is ever opening up for proper travelSorry, Norkie-style tours only
>>26509583This thread are high on hopium right now
>>26508902Dead by the end of this month.
>>26508902>This thing will die before EN3 debuts and will be an automatic newfag filter
>>26509562>>26509563Gura's mom confirmed
>>26509496OllieKaela (assuming she's a cake)
Just imagine if Kiara does NOT show up on Gura's stream after all this.
>>26509562>>26509563Alice from EN3 is here! Say something nice about her!
Confirmed for the off collab:KiaraAmeGuraInaKroniiFaunaOsama Bin LadenMessiAlex JonesNot confirmed for the off collab:MumeiSanaBaeMoriAyameJared letoCristiano Ronaldo
>>26509360I said it over there I'll say it over here too, this one's on her
>>26509139If it was a day or two sure, but shes not showing up for a week man. Regardless when she does I'm sure she'll have a good time.
Gura saying that all she wants from Kiara is her company was very sweet. I’m sure if you told people two months ago that Gura’s birthday would be a unity birthday then I’m sure not many would believe you
>>26508902>leeching off pekorangmi
>>26509583EVERYBODY is there, even Coco and Aloe
>>26509654>Alex JonesBut the gay frog...
>your oshi>your reaction when mori is excluded from the off collab
>>26509360This would be more impactful if Mori didn’t just spend like 3 days with Kiara like 2 weeks ago. She’ll be fine.
>>26509654I'm going too
>>26509615If you think Mori geniunely cares about Hololive you're just dense. You're gullible
>>26509287It was very clear she was travellingIt was not clear she would come in time for this particular stream.
>>26509652Hope you are a loli.
>>26509652ALICE YOURE CUNNY IS PERFECT PLEASE BREED WITH ME
>>26509360Holomyth is retarded. Why do they even need to have a specific gen meet up at this point? Excluding Council for no reason. Literal gen of autsists.
>>26509633Why wouldn't it be?
>>26509618While her gen mates admire Mori's work ethic, I think Mori takes more influence from her genmates than the others takes influence from her
>>26509605Not.kfp
>>26509562>>26509563holy hist it may be real
>>26509663SHE WANTS TO TAKE OVER KFP YOU FOOL
>>26509654sergio sergio sergio....
>>26509578Then Kiara has rused me hard and for that I kneel for playing into her little game
>>26509360I'm optimistic as well deadbeatBut man the week between now and then is gonna be annoying.
Kaela STILL hasn't gone to sleep, just to bed.
>>26509606nigga what does it say? I'm on my phone rn
>>26509682ReineEven if she's not there, that doesn't mean she was excluded. Words have meaning.
>>26509550I just don't want something special like the Myth offcollab be ruined by Mori who obviously doesn't care. If she doesn't like her genmates she should stay away. She should do what makes her happy.
>>26509360Mori you fuckface if you don't get on the next plane to USA
>>26509682amegood, she'll attention whore as usual
>>26509687You don't actually believe the things you're saying. It'd be extremely sad if you did, because your basis for them isn't rooted in reality.
>>26509360The burnout and exhaustion from travelling all over Timbuktu for months is entirely her faultShe can regret deciding to do it all she wants, but in the end she chose to do it and has nobody to blame but herself
>>26509360Naah she is fine>>26508768
>>26509663Most birthdays are unity birthdays though.
>Your oshi>Most likely one to get along with all of Ame's pets>Least likely one to get along with even a single of Ame's pets
>>26509631I've been saying since early 2021 that the goal should be for everyone to meet in America first and not Japan, who knows when Japan will truly open.Took awhile but at least everyone knows where to go to meet now
JWU to a YT alert from my bitch Kiara and then saw her Tweeting at midnight Austria time.Are doubters ready to kneel two nights Ina row?
>>26509654Where's Tom Brady?
>>26509650It's possible if it's a prerecorded 3D stream
>>26509562>>26509563This is getting more delusional than Phase Connect Gen 2 (which is all fake news)
>>26509360Don't give a fuck, maybe she should hang with that zentranny or the TT fags.
>>26509682KiaraDon't care
>>26509758AmeGuraIna
>>26509764Fuck you Ina you better show up
>>26509764Anon tracked her flight in, as well.
>>26509738Please go crawl back to whatever hole you came out of
>>26509758HaachamaMoriKiara
>>26509706I say I wish she was there and I outvote yout.kfp
>>26509122Actually with the timeline of events, I think that Jenma and Henma probably went to the Westernlands right after the Dokomi excursion. The mystery Cover staff she mentioned is likely some junior studio specialist that HQ had to spare who was going to help Ame set-up the studio in the preceding week(s).
>>26509785>than Phase Connect Gen 2Who do you you think the EN3s were supposed to be?
>>26509774>prerecorded Gura's birthday when Gura and Ame cancelled>prerecording Kiara's birthday while Gura's birthday is streaming
>>26509758gurameme
>>26509748I do believe it, based on the way Mori acts it's plain to see
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>>26509682GuraI'm glad Mori learned how to say no instead of being forced into collabs that she obviously don't want any part of.
>>26509678https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4m1HVbkBU
>>26509360This is entirely Mori's fault. Too busy doing roommate shit instead of practicing for her sololive so she can't head there to hang out with Myth. If she wasn't taking off two weeks every month then she could be there right now.
>>26509756Mori again with TT...
>>26509774But she needs to come to Ame to prerecord stream in 3d...
>>26509817I kneel fishman
>>26509697Because they said it wasn't going to be during the call in stream
>>26509797Excuse me, what?
>>26509682ameI'm glad mori isn't there honestly
>>26509758GuraGura Gura
CONFIRMED for the off Collab:AmeGuraKiaraInaGandalf the GreyGandald the WhiteMonty Python and Holy Grail's Black KnightBenito MussoliniThe Blue MeanieCowboy CurtisGiambi the GenieRobocopThe TerminatorCaptain KirkDarth VaderLo-PanSupermanEVERY SINGLE Power RangerBill S PrestonTheodore LoganSpockThe RockDoc OckHulk Hogan
>>26509758KiaraKiaraKronii
>>26509654Jerod Leto just tweeted he's gonna be there with his new 3d Loli Morbius chuuba model
>>26509756>tfw you get stuck in america with covid and japan won't let you back in
>>26509757? Not for EN, they’ve never had an offcollab for a birthday
>>26509739She's probably already behind on rehearsals for her sololive.
So much for all that unityposting.
I'm fine with Mori being there but I'll be annoyed if she throws herself on Gura and acts clingy like she did during the VRChat collabs. Ame loves Gura too but she knows how to give her space. she could learn from Ame.
>>26509756Happy for Mori that she's with her real friends.
i think Ina should collab with Aruran
If multiple people show up, I hope Gura and Kiara go on a spree of sniffing them up and memorizing each and every scent
>>26509868Gohan Blanco...
>>26509861The plane from Austria landed an hour ago, anon watched the flight. Then another anon forgot the earth was spherical while wondering why the plane didn't take a straight line to America, and we all had a laugh.
>>26509797if by tracking you mean "googling flights from Austria to LA" then yeah, sure
>>26509868It was the ultimate off colab for ultimate destiny
>>26508404Because Ame like to keep most of her collabs a secret to the public. Look at how every VR collab get announced last minute.
>>26509861Supposedly a flight from Austria landed near, supposedly, Ame's location before Kiara started showing activity on twitter again.
>>26509868>no SamwiseFuck him, he should graduate.
>>26509842Did she at least know them before joining hololive?
>>26509139Maybe Mori shouldn't have spent so much time focusing on shit other than Hololive. She gets what she deserves.
Reminder that Gura had a skirt on yesterday. She's too fucking cute
>>26509082Kiara made it clear it was an open relationship
>>26509520She's a FUCKING baby anon...
>>26506258https://streamable.com/cehf9i
>>26509941Fuck off, Samwise is fucking based
>>26509868>No Godzilla
Reminder that even for someone as well-traveled as Kiara, this is her first real trip to the US. Cant wait for her inevitable rants about America.
what if in the end they announce EN3 just for the fucks of itlets fucking pack everything in the same streamJUST CRAM EVERYTHING TOGETHER, MAKE THEM DEBUT THERE
>>26509941He should just create his own company at this point. He's too good for the rest of them anyways.
Valorant is more dull than Apex
>>26509758AmeGura was accepted by all the pets by the end of the first dayKiara will ignore Ame's dogs and try to be affectionate towards Ame's cats but they won't reciprocate
>Your oshi>Will Kiara be more attached to Ame or Gura?
>>26509360I seriously hope no one complains on twitter or youtube about why Mori isn't there and make girls feel guilty for doing an off-collab without Mori.
>>26509868I'm still hoping Criss Angel won't stand her up for the off-collab like he did during the call-ins.
what if gura invited one of the non-holo chuubas that she's been watching?
>>26509868I miss the old internet
>>26509896Offcollabs aren’t the only unity thing you can do silly.
Ame WILL take Kiara to a gun range
There is no way that Ina misses a chance to hug Kiara.
>>26509965He's still hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground.
>>26509868all came out of nowhere lightning fastand they kicked Mori Calliope in her cowboy assit was the most kino stream that the world ever sawwith /hlgg/ looking on in total awe
>>26509139Mori didn't wait to use 3D for a real special debut, souring it for everyone by making other fans expect and ask for 3D.She can get fucked.
>>26509959>girl>wears girl clothesSugoi
>>26509989KiaraGod gave her two hands for ambidextrous fingering
Imagine how nervous they are with their hearts beating out of their chest from meeting for the first time rn
>>26509989GuraAme
How do you think Ame feels rigth now?
>>26510002Why didn't he kill Mori then?
Mori will:>arrive late because she was at a roommate event>inadvertently dox at least two people somehow>force people to drink>loudly talk over everyone>repeat the same memes over and over again>get angry at chat on stream>ruin someone else's song by adding a rap verse nobody asked for>give everyone covid>leave early because she needs to be at a roommate event
>>26510019hungover
>>26509868>Benito Mussolinibasato
I ddon't understand the timeline.Does Mori couldn't attend myth off Collab because roommate's work?
>>26509868>No Tatsuro YamashitaWow, really? what's his problem?
>>26510024Typhoid Mori
>>26510004You're a sad piece of shit
>>26509989KiaraGura will be more attached to her
>your oshi>do you poo sitting down or standing up?
>>26509139Can you wait until later to post your shitty bait?
>>26510060Gurasquat
>>26509300I would honestly prefer just Ina and Kiara for a few days.
>>26510039Ask again when you can speak English and I'll answer you
>>26509792baffling post
>>26509868Fuck you now I have to listen to it again
>>26509868>In 2 years, The Ultimate Showdown will be old enough to post on 4chan
>>26510060Ames-standing up? do you put your feet on the seat?
>>26510060Inasitting, I'm not a savage.
>>26510052It’s just the lyrics to the song.
>>26509868>Benito MussoliniGura didn't invite Hitler and Tojo?
>>26509987Alot of it is out of their control. Japan still isn't open yet. What are they supposed to do just keep waiting?
>>26510039No, she has a full week of streams and is preparing for her sololive.
>>26510047Relationships have been rocky between him and Hololive ever since Gura started exclusively singing sad white girl music instead
>>26509982Kiara likes dogs though she prefers cats. It’s Mori who doesn’t like them.
>>26510047He has an album coming out tomorrow, he's busy
>>26510004At least Mori got to kick Batman in the nuts.
>>26510039Yes but it's a good thing
>>26509989She'll probably be more comfortable with Ame, but Kiara will be the third wheel since the other girls are already comfy with eachother.
>>26510039Good luck learning English
>KEVIN DURANT CONFIRMED FOR OFF COLLABYAB
>>26509999That would be the most random wtf date but any excuse to bond I guess
>>26510060Kaelalying on stomach
>>26510091>HitlerKiara’s there>TojoDoes Gura even know Ayame well?
>>26510060SuiseiI poop while standing up and clenching my buttcheeks so hard so the shit spills everywhere
>>26510104Does he really?
>Your oshi>Gurame or Amesame
>>26509758I think it’d be really funny if one of them has some beef with one of her fishes or something
Why did the Ame Gura off collab work so much better than Calli and Kiara?
>>26510024>says she has a couple guests too>it's the TT fags>suddenly we hear "let's goooo pussyboys it's your moist king!">somehow Vox is there toohow would you react?
>>26510119That sounds really fun though
>>26510144AmeLive Again
Kiara WILL be doing a waxing stream in 3D with Ame and Guar today!
>>26508907Only Kiara care about her fans
>>26510144GuraGurashion
>your oshi>do you unitypost despite shitposting about other hololive members?
>>26510119Taking Eurofriends to a gun range is fun as fuck
>>26510004The stream went on for a centuryMany rrats were bred but eventuallyThe champion stood, the rest were doneAkai Haato in a bloodstained apron
>>26510144My anus in your mom's cock
>>26509999Quads confirm. God bless America.
>>26509360Mori chose to fly out of Japan every other week for non-hololive stuff. It's not Myth's fault that Gura's birthday and Kiara's birthday recording fell on a week she was back in Japan.
>>26510179She's got a week or two to do that. Also it's impossible to wax Gura, she has no hair.
>>26510162its genuine
>>26509987Why? It's definitely Mori's own fault for not being there.
AYAME ON HOLOTA- oh wait
>>26510179ORANGE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>26510091She did but they didn't return her RSVP. They cited that they were too busy watching Risu play with rubber duckies and that it quelled international relations.
>>26510008Honestly seeing Mori use her 3D model so much without the full tracking suit and using default poses made her model feel cheap and not special at all.
>>26509989InaWellington
Etika's Force Ghost will be there!
>>26510060KiaraI stand up while clenching my cheeks so hard shit comes out as elegant sheets of papers that I can use to make refined origami artworks
>>26510186wtf don’t shoot us we’re not that bad
>>26510008>by making other fans expect and ask for 3DProof of this?
>>26510144AmeAmesame, it is cuter, official, and puts Ame first. I don't care about /vt/'s shibboleths.
>>26510186take me, please...
>>26510206Money Mori bought all her airplane tickets at the start of the year to save money and Japan is still being gay about foreigners.
>>26508902Is the rrat ogey?
>>26510144OllieElanya
<( '.' )> <( '.<) (>.<) (>.' )> <( '.' )><( '.' )> (>.' )> (>.<) <( '.<) <( '.' )><( '.' )> <( '.<) (>.<) (>.' )> <( '.' )>
>>26510160H-How do you start shit with a fish...?
>>26510039No she will be able to attend it next week because of it.
>>26509989RisuWho cares
>>26510162Two years of tension for two social awkward dorks versus a reunion between two job-minded friends who are essentially married to their current careers.Of coutse it hits differently.
>>26510183SoraI have never shitposted about any member and I never will
>>26510119Kek would be fun, better just go to the desert though range usually isn't cool with beers and blunts
>>26510144AmeGurame is 4chanAmesame is reddit
>>26510210> it's impossible to wax Gura, she has no hairThey can wax her head.
>>26510144InaAmesame is clearly superior but /vt/ group mentality dictates Gurame.
>>26510272verycarefully
>>26510145Yes, his 14th albumYou can't listen to any of them though, they were never officially released overseas
I miss Ina
>>26510249Gun ranges are very safe>>26510258Come home European man
>>26510096And if she wasn't taking so many breaks for roommate shit then she would have been able to take time off to be with them now. She obviously prioritizes her D-List celebrity shit over her so called "friends".
>>26510144gurasame
Zeta's cute, but why does she make random animal noises?
>>26510021Very classy post
>>26510144AmeGurame; it sounds more natural, flows better, and has 25% less syllables.
>>26510162Because they are actually friends
>>26510295I've pirated every Tatsuro album because I'm a big fan.
>>26510183KiaraMost certainly. She deserves it tho
>>26510292Gura has a massive bush. Have you seen her RM
>>26509982>>26510102Kiara made peace with Casper and is crazy even for house geckos, I don't think there's a pet she will dislike.
>>26510004>>26510188needs a full version
>>26510312retardchama...
>>26510162They didn’t ruin their voices from all day rimming plus they have the first time buff. Mori and Kiara have offcollabed ~10 times at this point and spent most of their time together touring Austria.
>>26510183AmeI only shitpost in a humorous way and not to put down any holos. Unity above all else.
>>26510333retard
>>26510291>Beers>blunts>gunsISHYGDDT, especially with people that have never been around guns before
>>26510183I only shitpost about Towa.
>>26510162Mori and Kiara are legitimately friends, but that is all.Ame and Gura basically declared each other their (platonic) soulmate when they met and have had 2 years to deepen that bond since.
>>26510162It was the same atmosphere. You're just more excited by Gurame because>you like them moreAnd>it's the first timeThat's it.
>>26510183RisuI don't shitpost about other Hololive members. Unity will always prevail.
>>26510183MoriUnity only. Tribalism is for fags
>>26510179Kiara already said that’s something she’s saving for Moom.
>>26510188that's my Chammers!
>>26510333kys
>>26510183AmeI just talk about my oshi and whatever stream I'm watching at the moment. I don't shitpost about them.
>>26510210Gura doesn't have hair? The only person I would think of who would have more hair than Gura is Ina
>>26510252go check stream chats around the time mori was using her 3D model for every stream
>>26510183MoriI only unitypost, the only "shitposts" I make are funny things that don't shit on members because I'm not a redditor that thinks this website is only to shitpost and be angry on
>>26510162>Why did the Ame Gura off collab work so much better than Calli and Kiara?because its very obvious that they have feelings for each othereven if its not a lovers thing they clearly care about each other a ton
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>your oshi>why did she do it bros?
>>26510366You don't get wasted Christ just split a 12 pack not like we're drinking whiskey. Just remember your safety it's not that hard.
>>26510183KiaraI only shitpost if it's really funny to do so, but most if not all antiposts are boring and uninteresting so they just ruin oppportunities, particulaly since there's many situations where people should not be taking things seriously.
>>26510183KiaraNever shitpost only make light hearted jokes at best and mostly about how much of a dummy my oshi is.
>>26510416RisuI have no idea. You tell me.
>>26510162Mori and Kiara had amazing offcollabs before. Ame and Gura waited forever to do one
>Your oshi>Wallet status
>>26510144InaGurame because I really like the way R.Ratman says it in the AMELIA WATSON soundpost
Why are people saying Kiara is confirmed when Ame literally talked about giving the Tako terrarium to Ina? Ina seems way more confirmed than Kiara...
Kiara being there changes a lot, how long are they staying in Ames house?
>>26510183AmeI only unity post
>>26510144RisuGurame
>>26510183NeneAbsolutely not. I do not think that a single Hololive Member should graduate and that everyone contributes something unique to the whole company. I will go to bat for every single girl. Yes, even <girl /vt/ decided to dislike for the week here>, even if I don't watch them.Nijiniggers can get fucked however
>>26510448>HouseAme lives in a trailer
>>26510144AmeBonebros and Ametori
>>26510144RisuShips are for niggers
>>26510416Amethe world may never know
>>26510444those are not exclusive
>>26510183InaI don't shitpost, that's mean
>>26510444Let KFP huff their hopium, it’ll be funnier that way.
>>26510183Risu>>26510383
>>26510183amei love all holo members except mori. holostars i'm indifferent, haven't watched them. basically i like holos who aren't blatantly trying to siphon viewers to their roommate
>kino off collab birthday party>tears are shed>knees are bent>it's time to reveal the birthday merch>acrylic stand, keychain, toss desk mat, voice pack
>>26510444Because they're both coming
>>26510443MoriFucking empty because of the birthday gauntlet we've been through for the last few months
>>26509990The ones she doesn't even know the name of?
It's going to be very funny when Mori shows up.
>>26510183KiaraI just unitypostThere were times when I fucked around but too many cases of retards taking it serious and turning the thread into a hellhole made it clear thats a bad idea.
>>26510183InaI never shitpost. Unity keeps this thread worth reading.
>>26510498Only in your delusions, teammmmmmate
>>26510162Novelty.Takamori offcollab streams are in the double digits, at this point they are as exciting as a random JP offcollab stream: it's nice that they met up and an offcollab is always appeciated, but it's nothing new under the sun.
>>26510488you really want to get grudgeposted so badly huh?
>>26510506There was alot of daki talk, you think she might get one? Honestly gura should get a scale fig at some time too she's big enough.
>>26510183SuityanYes, but I only shitpost about Kanata being deaf, and I'm allowed to because I have the same ear disease
>>26510444wow only one of those things can happen
>>26510448With recordings and down time to hang out hopefully a week and a half
>>26510444Ame can ship it to Ina. Kiara asked about Gura’s sweets preference, “close fetched”, and also made some comment about not having a full kitchen to work with when told that Gura wants her to make strudel for her.
>>26510443MumeiFull and plumpy, I'm grey and pirate everything.
Is Zeta going to overlap Gura's birthday?
I hope the bgm isn't so loud and their audio so low today.
I have already full on copium so why not to take a step further and overdose!Coco will appear durring Kanata's livehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQYFDQ7zx2c&ab_channel=Neucom
>>26510448I'd assume at least a week, some may stick around a bit longer.
>>26510506Birthday merch will be a fish scented puni ana DX Gura onahole
>>26510443MoriI got a new job, so improving
>>26510183RisuI'm indifferent to a lot of holos and the meanest thing I'll do is make fun of Mori's shit music but that's mainly cause I hate that style of music rather than the one producing it.
Whose daki does Ame have up on the wall? And will she be there?
>>26510448The stream is not at Ame's house
>>26510572she's in one more game mode so doubtful
Yeah I'm thinking lovey dovey impregnation sex with Ceres Fauna
>>26510553your oshi will always be envious of amanekanatach's voice
>>26510416KiaraTo measure her abilities
Gurame deets?
>>26510117HOLY BASED N*JI IT'S AN ALL OUT WAR NOW WHO CAN GET CREAMPIED THE MOST IN AN OFF COLLABTHEY ALREADY HAVE THE LEAD BUTT WE CAN WIN BROS!!!!!!!!!
>>26510162Go back and read the archive during the homiemoon or the farewell karaoke, it was pretty similar to the Gurame threads.
>>26510572Probably, it's the ID special
>>26510553HAHAH ANON IS DEA— shit, you’re right. I can’t do it. I feel bad. Sorry anon. Hope you meet an ex dragon wife too someday.
>>26510594Roboco
Literally the only downside about Gura's off-collab is that it is not in a 3D studio so we can see them hug and do all the gay shit that would normally do.
>>26510595?
>>26510573I am already full of hopium*** \sleep deprivation is a bitch
>>26510594towa
>>26510538Maybe when Kiara was back in Japan but after all this time especially with how things turned out between them, the recent TKMR reunion was definitely special
>>26510553Hahaha you're deaf!
>>26510634I'm sure Ame can make it work
>>26510595Where is it at then all-knowing one?
>>26510183MatsuriI don't see a point in shitposting. Feels like just an attention grab.
>>26510324Tenchou's gonna dock your pay
>>26510183GuraI barely shitpost but when I do it's really obvious that its light hearted like posting a cute gura image with "Oh no chumkeks, your oshi looks like this?". I mostly just watch the girls, draw some OC, or just talk about the girls during dead hours.
>>26510594Mine
>>26510594Ame has talked about her daki so many times now. Just watch streams.
check youtube, smol ame just uploaded a 360 noscope headshot compilation set to breaking benjamin's "blow me away" from the halo 2 soundtrack
>>26510634Ame's house is a 3D studio now
>Gura and Ame are sleeping in the same house
>>26510687proof?
>>26510559Ame wont need to ship since Ina will be there too
>>26510687kino
>>26510324>nu-KFP are responsible for antipostsFucking disgusting
>Takamori1on1 collab>Gurame1on1 collabWho will be the next 1on1
>>26510687Blow Me Away was released 18 years ago...
>>26510634Believe in Ame
>>26510698same bed, in eachothers arms
>>26510698You misspelled "bed"
JWU, anything happen the last 10 years?
>>26510714Me and your mother
Bros, they cut the power in half my city, I think I'm NGMI for the Gouda stream
>>26510183OllieI only shitpost my oshi, and even then it's focused on how clumsy or conflicted she is sometimes. Especially the vague hiatus tweet from a few days ago. I'm very happy with her actual explanation because my initial impression was worse than what actually happened to her.
>>26510618Sitting on Kiara's face and her cock
>>26510443GuraI could drop 15k cash on anything right this moment
>>26510714ameluna
>>26510553ANON'S TOO LOUD
>>26510634Amelia Watson built a 3d studio with a box of scraps, plywood and glue!
>>26510720Nooo shot
>>26510730Enjoy gravedigging
>>26510183KiaraI never shitpost I only post what I truly believeIf someone says something stupid I'll give a sarcastic response though
>>26510755IKUZZOOOOOO
>>26510739>4 inches>cockDo KFP really?
You built...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etZp_m50PZw
>>26510734God, don't remind me of thatI actually got extremely worried over that, and then she says she was a dummy and tumbled on the stairs
>>26510740Anon, I'm your oshi and I don't have enough money to fuel my gatcha edition
>T-55 minutesTerry guide my steering wheel for I can hear Takotime BGM.WITNESS ME
>>26510698God I hope they actually are, and if Kiara and Ina show up at least have them share a hotel room.I don't want to hear that they all went to separate hotels at night
>>26510748>>26510725>>26510697>>26510662I will not believe in Ame's 3D studio unless Bubba gets his own 3D model that tracks his moevements.
>>26510443AmePlump and ready to be plundered by tonight and whatever else cover has in store
>>265107704inches WIDE anon length has yet to be revealed
I'm gonna fap for 50 minutes
>>26510777Why does she keep falling down stairs?
yfw it's all a ruse and only Ina joins them
>>26509104wait,t he fucking model swap rrats wre ture??
>>26510784Why do so many KFPs think Kiara is showing up when there has been nothing said?
>>26510183AyameHell no, all I do is unity post because I love and watch every Hololive talent and will continue to do so.
>>26510183GuraI might make jokes but I don't shit on any other holos. I enjoy every single one of them
>>26510443inaenough that I don't check how much money I have and know I can afford all my bills.
>>26510811She probably does two steps at a time doing little skip jumps like a total dork
>>26510785That's not that difficult is it?
>>26510816s-s-she can draw ya'know?
>>26510671But I'm already not getting paid. In fact, I'm paying her. How does that work?>>26510712My unity to shitposting ratio is still around 50:1. And they're shitposts, not antiposts.
>>26510816I'll go to sleep
>>26510825Ehehehehehe
>>26510443GuraA couple thousand in debt.
>>26510825If she shows up they get to shit up the thread. If she doesn't show up they get to shit up the thread. Pretty much like it is every time Gura has a big event going on.
Male ENs will show up doing an off collab with Gura and Ame
>>26510144KiaraAmesame objectively sounds better, /hlgg/ only sticks to Gurame due to coming up with it first
>>26510443RisuI just spent 300 bucks on merch and I'll do it again
>>26510834She would probably have to have some kind of special suit made for the dog with trackers on it in order to do that.
>>26510825Kiara going to Ame's house to record her birthday has been talked about for months
>>26510443KiaraPretty alight. Ready for dropping cash on Kiara's birthday merch and on supers
>>26510873Yeah, me!
>>26510873yeah, me (male)
>>26510443GuraI make way more than I spend, im so ready for her merch
>>26510443GuraRapidly declining in value due to inflation
gourami :)
>>26510825anon?
>>26510891If they could do it for that call of duty dog she can do it for Bubba
>>26510785>LIVE BUBBA REACTONshe already has that
>>26510825Because KFP has to find any excuse to shit up the thread.
>>26510905You should invest it in things that will hold their value such as hololive merch
>>26510816Who the fuck is Ina
I just realized Ame has all the resources necessary to start her own vtuber company if she wanted. If she poaches Henma she could give all the other small corpos a run for their money
>>26510889What did you buy?
>>26510549>Honestly gura should get a scale fig at some time too she's big enough.Anon she has the nendroid, and the PuP figure when Myth finally gets them, and the 1/7 scale from holofes that will be out eventually
>>26510873mori is ya boi, not a man.
>>26510873yeah, me (I will kill the homosEN)
>>26510443KiaraYes
>>26509360>where it was a leading contributing factor to her spiraling out of control at the start of this year.No you retard she was upset about not being able to visit her parents for the holidays. Also that wasn't a "leading contributing factor" either. The impending surgery, MV work, and dozens of music projects were way more significant than that.How the fuck do you write up this entire post but miss basic facts?
>>26510928But Activitision is a million dollar company and Amelia Watson is not a million dollar company
>>26510825>>26510870>>26510937EgginastraightjacketSippingKiara.jpg
>>26510946Ame probably isn't smart enough to do everything
Soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY-8KyktrkUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY-8KyktrkUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY-8KyktrkU
>>26510949Monthly haul from the holostore + surprise attacks from some of the figures being shipping
>>26510825She told me she was here to visit some friends while making smalltalkt. Uber driver
Reminder that KFP is going to take over the next thread and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
>>26510978>Amelia Watson is not a million dollar companyno proof
>>26510873Mori is arriving next week, yes.
i'm watching the eikawa collab and Sana is hilarious on this
>>26510990What did you get from the holostore?
>>26510966Japan tightening restrictions means she can't visit her family over the holidays and Myth can't come to Japan. Those are both true.
>your oshi>favorite subway bread
>>26510559If Ame wanted to ship it to Ina she would've done so already idiot. She clearly wants to offcollab with her soon
>>26510980She's not, but it will work regardless of if it should or not. That's the Ameway.
>>26510891It doesn't have to be fancy. You could put a tracker on Bubba's collar. It'll just look like he's just sliding around though.
>>26511004every thread is ruled by KFP, silly
>>26510443RisuPitiful and still waiting for my Risu birthday merch
i hate takos so goddamn much.
>>26509872KroniiFaunaKronii
>>26510873No but I helped set up the 3D, I'm fucking off for the stream though
>>26511021InaItalian herb and cheese
Do you think the girls like Henry
>>26511021IRySi like the herb and cheese one they have
>>26511021RisuI'd sooner die before I ate subway
>>26511004the global has been KFP general for awhile
>>26510943Haha yeah...Can't import due to import taxes making everything cost 300%
>>26510873Just because Ina is flat doesn't mean she's a man.
>>26511044We know SEAfag, you take every opportunity to let the world know.
>>26510891How accurate does it even need to be? The trackers they used before were just elbow, knees, hands, feet and head right? So kinda the same thing for a dog, but you use a different model and rig. The suit could be as simple as sewing a pocket onto a dog hat and onto elbow protectors https://www.amazon.com/dog-elbow-protector/s?k=dog+elbow+protector
>>26511024Yeah. Next week. The evidence for Kiara is more damning but Ina also being there is not out of this world thinking.
>>26511021HaachamaI make my own sandwiches
>>26511021GuraI eat normal food, fuck all the cucks who cant make their own food.
>>26510980She has enough experience in hiring and contracting people that she doesn't need to do everything. That's why I mentioned poaching Henma as her right hand man to help facilitate the same contract work she's been putting out right now.
>>26510978meds
Who is this “Glabbo Gahoombus?”
>>26511036So I'm not alone in waiting for Risu's merch. In fact I'm still waiting for the acrylic of her new outfit
jwu, is my ina going to show up today?>No, but my Ina isthere I wrote it, you dont need to now, give me an actual answer
>>26511051Gura is autistic so she can't feel emotions
>>26511016Soup
>>26511062if you'd bought the early merch you'd unironically still have made a profitthat bibi hat Towa sent to rpr is worth 500 dollars now
>>26511084I'm expecting Ina next week as well. But yeah, shipping it is not happening
>>26510443ReineNot bad, but it'll take a hit whenever my 1/100 Metal Gear REX finally ships.
>your oshi> MR WORLDWIDE?
fingers crossed someone brought Twister for the off collab
>>26511104No, but MY Ina :) is
>>26511101I want my letter so badly
>>26511104Keep expectations low
>>26511021Subway was only worth it when they had $5 footlongs
:}
>>26511044Not my fault you're brown
>>26511104either she doesor she doesn't and shows up in a few more days.
>>26511082I missed the hip trackers on the girls, but the rest of the logic is there. For Bubba, a head tracker, 4 elbow/knee trackers, maybe a tracker between the shoulders and one on the base of the tail.
>>26511104OUR Ina is
>your oshi>IOU two extra hagposts next time, one for this thread and one for >>26447918. Gomenasai.
>>26511104No, she's showing up to my house (We're going to hang out and play video games)
>>26511021InaI eat burgers like normal people
>>26511117The fuck?Anyway hindsight is 20/20 and all, but I'll keep it in mind
Predictions on Gura's Birthday?Who else will be there?
>>26511104gonna lean towards no but anything could happen at this point
>It’s not a monkey, it’s more like a sugar glider but even less suitable for a pet. Assuming her cat doesn’t kill it, which is just a matter of time, it’s far more work to care for than she will ever put in. On top of that, they cannot be kept singly so it’s already doomed. It will either have an agonizing, quick death (if the cat has a minute to play with it then finish it off before she realizes), or a very slow, incredibly agonizing death, bent over in pain, over a couple of days (as its little body succumbs to the toxic shock syndrome small mammals always get from cat bites, look it up). The less likely inevitability, if she somehow keeps the cat away, is it will start worrying at its own body as it has a breakdown for lack of social interaction and living alone in a cage, which means clawing its own eyes and ears apart, pulling its fur out, and eating its own fingers off its paws.>The worst part about this isn’t that she made such a dumb choice, it’s that this has doomed a whole lot more little marsupials to the same fate because Pekora just shined a beacon on a perviously nearly unknown exotic pet, which is like having a Super Bowl ad for your movie. Haato even sold out tarantula for food on Amazon. This will be similar.>Sauce: kept gliders and similar animals for 16 years, and helped run a shelter/animal rehab for exotic pets and former circus and petting zoo animals.>I also had 2 Savannahs myself (both died early of inherited genetic defects, a mother and son). Greatest animals I have ever seen but a lot more work than a typical cat or dog and not at all suited for most households.
i will have sex with oky
>>26509868>hitler snubbing yet another offcollabWhat's his problem?
>>26511104Probably not anon
What are the chances that Gura releases fluffy shark slippers as part of her merch collection?
>>26509868Did they leave room for Jesus?
>>26509360Anon Mori is probably sleeping like a baby right now. Relax.
>>26511153Have fun Mori!
>>26511240Mowing the lawn outside
>>26510183KroniiI have principles, so no
>>26511212Bush babies are primates, not marsupials.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galago
>>26511153Yes, Gura, we already know you're here.Just make sure not to sniff too audibly when the wawa enters the room
>>26511212>>26508947
>>26511153:)
>>26511241Yeah, with me
>>26511239Go back to having sweaty sex with your genmates, Gura.
>>26511191TOWA
>>26511104nobody fucking knows. it's all speculation based on a few vague things
>>26511266Look at this ogey facehttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Garnett%27s_Galago_%28Greater_Bushbaby%29.jpg
>>26511239If you want fluffy slippers that are too small for any adult male to wear you can still order Watame's birthday merchAs an added bonus you contribute to torturing her for the next 6 months because she's hand signing every set again
>>26511239itll be a fluffy shark onahole
Gurame makes me so happy brosHad to touch my pussy like 4 times last night
>>26511212Let's just hope Pekora doesn't catch too much shit when this thing does eventually die.
>>26509868>the Chief of Blue MeaniesLol. Didn't you see the movie? Meanies only take "No" for an answer.
>>26511345leave your poor cat alone
>>26511345shut up, boy
I'm happy that Kiara will be in the off-collab just to spite the trinitykeks
>>26511212doesnt she lock her cats in cages overnight?
>>26511020I watched the following streams after she got the news and not being able to see her family weighed on her mind significantly more than the delayed Myth offcollab. She noted several times for the next few weeks how much she missed her family and wished that she could've seen them.Regardless Myth's offcollab being delayed was not a significant contributing factor for the lean arc.
>>26511212>japanese hime cats >killing anything
>>26511266I hate primates. Why the fuck do we let monkeys and shit run around when they could decide to replace us at any moment? I say we get rid of them before they try to get rid of us.
>>26511345proof next thread?captcha: 8VAAG
sugoi
>>26511376New trinity is Gura-Ame-Kiara
>>26511412>newhas been since the first dance lesson
>>26511021MoriItalian herb and cheese
>>26511240There's always room for Jesus. brother.
>>26511380The thing has survived a month already. So she does take care of it
with this post, I'm claiming Kiara Takanashi as my wife
>>26511212Can't you just let pekora be fucking happy with her disease-carrier rat?
>>26511376Dance school trinity
>>26511380cruel woman
>>26511212Domestic cats won't kill something the size of a bush baby
I love Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN!
>>26510183PekoraI BELIEVE in unity but I personally only defend people my oshi seem close/have positive opinion of. I am indifferent to the rest, as in I do not feel obligated to defend them if they got shitposted against
>>26510183FaunaI don't unitypost, one of the most retarded concepts this shithole has conceived
>>26511473I love her more
>>26511380Yeah, caging cats is the norm in Japan.
>>26511427love this one kek
IT'S MEI'M THE SECRET GUEST
Gura's party is gonna be of the chizz-ain, dawgs!
>>26511494You don't.
>>26511473Based Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN
>>26511434Shes mine though
>>26511489What did he mean by this
DIE THREAD DIE
https://files.catbox.moe/quoa65.mp4
>>26510144guragurame for /here/amesame when on twttr
Anyone else think there's a possibility there could be another surprise guest besides Kiara? Maybe Ina perhaps
>>26511399Humans are primates. In fact Linnaeus had humans as the ONLY Primates, with all other species in something he called Quadrumana.
>>26511212All these repliesWhen Pekora show it on stream she already own it for 2 weeks and nothing happened to it in that time frame. There's no reason to believe it will get worse as the animal grow
>>26511530nice try, me
I claim all the Hololive girls :)
>>26509868>EVERY SINGLE Power RangerKimberly my beloved...
Lamy
>>26509360Karma for Mori making every other EN feel FOMO from seeing her appear in other JP members birthday streams in full 3D
>your oshi>if you dont answer in time she's not at the offcollab
>>26511503what the fuck I wouldn't even think of doing that to any of my pets. JOP hate!
>>26510144Ame>>26511540 except I never post on twttr so
>>26511564KIARA LOVE
>>26511574Proof next thread?
Kiawa