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KRONII LOVE
I LOVE HER SO MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Kronies are looking very schizo today.

Morning Kronies...

>>26481508
We've been quiet for the past few hours. well, except for my little crying fit earlier.

>>26481508
>only today
anon?

Is /∞/ the only chuuba general that promotes unity and welcomes other fanbases?

Kronii Love!

I've always had a hankering to learn other languages, but it was only when I saw Kronii use the Duolingo website that I realised I could do it in my browser. I always thought Duolingo was just a mobile app but here I am 5 days later crunching through lessons.

Funnily enough the module I'm on right now is about time.

kronii indifference.

She always lies
And keep streaming Daydream

>>26482012
/infinity/ hasn't been this unhinged in months, imagine what would happen if Kronii decides to take the whole week off.

Is /∞/ the only chuuba general that promotes love and peace in the world and also contains the most handsome people in the whole universe, not to mention that they're also mentally stable and filthy rich?

>>26483583
We have the most mentally stable kronies in the world.

>>26483583
Yeah, me

>>26483685
> kronies
> mentally stable
Never ever.

>>26483839
the most mentally stable kronie is still less stable than the most insane person

>>26481508
I blame the Boros OP.

morning

>>26484229
Good morning

chuunironii

>>26485690
Kronii is so kakkoi!

Kronies are in desperate need of affection today...

>>26485991
Isn't that everyday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhyNQ8oCCq8
>koronesukis fighting to be the last koronesuki
We're a lot more alike than I thought.

>>26487464
>We're a lot more alike than I thought.

>>26487770
listener-san...

>>26487770
WE ARE

I hope Kronii is having a good day today.

>>26487770
Kronii should treat clingyronies like koone does listener-san

>>26488087
Hopefully Kronii eventually grows a spine like Korone, used to be pretty meek back in the day but is now seen as one of the more scarier and stern holos out there.

>>26488166
Kronii has a spine... it just breaks sometimes...

I LOVE HER!!!!! I LOVE KRONII!!!!!! KRONII LOVE!!!!!!!!!

I miss EN streams

>>26488227
>spike hort

>>26489480
Anon?

Kronies

>>26489608
Koko

>>26489608
What do you need

>>26489608

I've fallen in love with a kronie...

>>26489815
Can't blame you, that voice is sex.

>>26482168
Chuuba wants unity, we do unity. But we aren't the only ones.

>>26489815
>literally who 2view

>>26490172
>2k watching her right now

>>26490172
>literally coward kronieanon.

I am the only kronie here right now!

>>26491009
In your dreams

>>26491009
yes

>>26491009
Microposter! I missed you!

>>26491086

>>26491052

>>26491316
i'm waiting for this

>>26491311

>>26491316
sex with gyate...

>>26492068
This. For a few months now, only gyates get me aroused.

Kronies doko...

Thanks Iofi

>>26493017

>>26493017
Right here

>>26493048
>>26493077
WHY DONT YOU STAY

>>26493493
I will be here all day, don't worry you will never be alone Kronie.

>>26493493
i never stay

>>26493568
I hate this kronie...

>>26493637
cool

>>26493689
n-no...

>>26493718
kroyasumi kronie
chu~

>>26493899
too old

>>26493899
come back tomorrow.

>>26493899
hag love!

>>26493899
Hags are the most powerful race

>>26493930

>>26493930
too... old...?

>>26494257
>telling a hag age jokes to make her fee insecure about her age
>show her lve anyways so she believes and old lady like her is lucky to have someone see her in a sexual light
>grow her dependence on you by reinforcing the belief that you are the only person who will love a wrinkly old woman like her

>>26494478
Unity for the best!

>>26495390

Kronies please come back...

>>26496272
WDSDIB....

>>26496272
It's cute how Kronii always goes full power when it's button-mashing time

>>26496436
Why?

>>26476583
Who are half these people and what do they do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDU9WPCXa0Y

>>26496577
it's the same technique she uses when mashing her clit

>It’s another talking about PayPigs thread
Just for once… can we talk about something related to Kronii…

>>26497005
Your schizophrenia's taking over. You forgot your meds today

>26497005

But what if karaoke

What if Kronii isn't actually moving, but is at Ame's house instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOmpUCIAq0M

>>26497145
I hate surprises...

>>26497167
Leave and come back next month

>>26497167
surpriseschizo...

>>26497214
Why

>>26497214
You've got a lot of surprises for us this week, Kronii?

>>26497145
It was echoey when she called but that would be nice if it is indeed the case. I still remember the high I felt from the first offcollab...

If I ever find Kronii, I will rape her just because I hate you guys that much.

>>26497416
Imagine being this mentally ill, just go focus on loving something instead

We now have a rapeschizo

>>26497145
She's been planning to move since early May, this rrat makes no sense at all

>>26497553
If anything it could be Fauna since she basically gave no reason for her break

>>26497595
These girls have a life outside of Hololive you know?

>>26497696
I don't, thanks for the news flash

>>26482168
/nasa/ does

>>26497774
They hate IRyS

>>26497774
/nasa/ is kind of similar to a mentally stable version of us
so not similar to us at all but still

>>26482168
/HiRyS/ does

>>26498335
Good one

>>26497553
If the move only took one day, then it makes perfect sense.

>>26498400
>If the move only took one day
Lol
Lmao

>>26498400
There's no way the move only took one day

>>26498400
Have you ever moved before? Furniture is a cunt. Not to mention Kronii's going to have to set up internet, and she does love to procrastinate.

>>26498814
Last time Ina changed her internet it took them a week longer than planned, how bad are Canadian ISPs?

>>26498872
So good you could have multiple installed and none of them will work

>>26498872
Dunno, I'm not canadian, delays happen where I am though, so maybe it's just a common thing for them to fuck around setting it up.

Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COekYvkRqTg

Good afternoon sweethearts! How have my kronie's been? How has your day been going? Have you gotten your water and exercise yet? Come sit on my lap and tell me all about it.

>>26499783
>Water
Done
>Exercise
Done
Being on vacations is great

>>26498577
Koyori did it, if you have movers and a truck it's absolutely doable.

>>26499976
Oh anon...its cute how you think NA and JP are at all comparable

>>26499783
I went on an optical for 10 minutes, does that count? Water is good though

>>26500037
elliptical*

>>26498872
Ina was upgrading to a business plan, which requires more paperwork.

>>26499975
Good boy! Glad to hear you're keeping yourself healthy. Doing anything fun for vacation?

>>26500037
Ten minutes is great! If you feel like you can do more then, do more. If not, that's plenty.

>>26499976
Doesn't she sleep on a futon? It's significantly easier to move when you don't have to move a bed frame and its mattress.

>>26500227
Going on a trip, hopefully I'll still have time to watch Kronii

>>26499976
>if you have movers and a truck

Unless you're moving a whole family's worth of stuff, most people would probably opt for renting the truck themselves and having friends help them move in because hiring movers in particular can reach scam levels of pricing, probably even worse with CAD pricing now.

It sounds like she's been dropping stuff off at the new place or least putting stuff piecemeal in a nearby storage unit while the previous tenants were getting their shit together to leave, so the actual "move" is probably more focused on stuff like the few pieces of furniture she probably has along with all of her streaming setup out of her mom's house into the new place.

When I swapped apartments a year or so ago, it took me the full day to transport all the stuff and get it into the new place, and then the actual unpacking of all the shit took a good day or 2, and when you throw other people into the mix, sometimes that process can either be sped up or slowed down. It'll probably take her longer since she has all her gear plus needs to do whatever she needs to do soundproof the place.

I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up taking a full week just because it's kind of a big milestone for her and to a certain extent, she probably appreciates having more control over this break compared to the previous instances.

Alive

Guys I'm afraid she may be in the special off-collab tonight... I was a doubter but it's not impossible.

>>26501333
What's wrong with that?

>>26501333
Why do I have a sinking suspicion this is a hidden shitpost

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1538974443191402496?t=pikXEYF8DuvMRGTqj3C8pw&s=19

reminder that kronii will never be the same after moving out. not to be confused with her "changing" as a person cause theres no gaps between the "changes". u know what they say, life is perception.

>>26501793
I FUCKING HATE HER

what hag is most likely to seduce kronii?

>>26501793
KRONII HATE

>>26501911
Korone

>>26501907
>>26501953
FUCK OFF GABE

>>26501333
>>26501793
So about that...

>>26501911
Lui because now she'll see Summer Edelgard when looking into her eyes.

>>26501793
She is vibing to Fauna's Karaoke. too cute.

I do hope when she does "come back", we get karaoke that same week.

>>26501986

>>26502110
I would supa 100 if she does

>>26497502
Wait you niggers unironically don’t want to rape kronii???

>>26502231
out of love, not hate

>>26501793
Cute...

>>26501793
NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE'S CUTE

Kornii ambivalence...

I love sweaty Kronii today, too.

>>26502271
Okay you kiss her intimately while I punch her in the gut

>>26503015
Gangraping Kronii with the Kronies...

>>26503015
I'd kill you all instead and just whisk her away for myself

>>26502981
>Council out there watching her
They're feral! We are!

>>26503502

>>26503798
They luv streamin

http://poal.me/lwnefl
http://poal.me/lwnefl
http://poal.me/lwnefl

>>26503067
>Drugging Kronii with the kronies
>Taking her in an abandoned warehouse
>Taping her mouth shut!
>Breaking her legs so she don’t run away!
>Kronies having their way with her one by one and all at the same time!
>Record a video!
>Shooting Kronii between the eyes after!
>You got hard again and you have your way with her lifeless corpse!
>Chopping up her body!
>Keeping one of her body part to be preserved as a trophy!
>giving the rest of her body parts to a kronie with a pig farm!
>Go home and jerk off to the video while caressing the body part you chose!

>>26504407
Not sure why you guys think there's gonna be an offcollab. The past two times it happened Kronii was either radio silent, vague, and a little teasing. Her recent twitter post seems to indicate she's too engrossed in moving to go anywhere

we may need to be awake until 3AM waiting for #ameway random offcollab bullshit again
>she shows up with Kronii at 4AM

>>26504267
>Kronii steaks
>Kronii leather
>Kronii breast oil
>Kronii gall
>Kronii ass oil
>Kronii marrow gelatine
>Kronii bone accessories
>Kronii hair in your house's concrete mix
>Kronii blood meal fertilizer
Im cumming!!

>>26504514
>>26504592
G-Gabe?

>>26504514
All it's missing is a bit about cooking and eating her

/meat/ronies....

Where is my cute little ronii? My kroniionii? My special little peperonii?

I need my Kronii!

>>26504766
What’s the most succulent part of kronii? Her boobs must be too fatty and her legs lack meat…her ass maybe? Her face must be the best part I reckon her cheeks make for a class gunciale

>>26504961
She just appeared....

>>26504992
Kronii's juicy vulva grilled medium rare with sauce

>>26504557
The last time we were this schizo was after Ina's birthday (Kronii was travelling to the off collab). There's also a special guest on Gura's stream tonight (my guess is Ina), so that's where the speculation is coming from.

Are you ready for Gura's big night?
https://twitter.com/Rotten_0range_/status/1535257293058519041

>>26505093
If it's only one it's definitely Fauna

requesting a first person fic of Kronii cutting your dick into thin slices for her pizza
i need to cum badly

>>26505236
Wouldn't this be better asked in /meat/?

>>26505271
Tat's why they shouldn't ban them, contain the mental damage all in one place.

>>26493759

>>26505236
>Kronii cooking and eating (You)
Practically married.

>>26505271
I would but only kronies know our clock wife better than th

>>26505524
if you wanted in-character you wouldn't be asking for cannibalism

>>26505140
I don't think Fauna has her 3D model, yet. It only makes sense for this to be a MYTH collab.

>>26505594
Just handwave it as council time magic or whatever
like that fic with Kronii offering the cooked flesh of her clone

>>26505793
that hasnt stop IRySoFlat before

>>26505834
>Kronii forcing you to eat parts of her to be closer to you
Yanderonii...

>Kronii likes vore
>A-chan likes vore
They are the s...

>>26506063
>zeta likes vore
>sana likes vore

>>26506866
Materonii...

>>26507098

Alright offcollab schizos
It's Kiara
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1539003982365851649

>>26507243

I HATE kromei because it gets all the fanart

>>26507276

Materonii spamming again...

Materonii needs correction
Captcha: HAGG4

It's called the Falkland Islands

>>26507243
Now I actually want to see Kronii and Kiara meet up together irl...

>>26507276

Gura is shredding cheese on Kronii's abs right now i bet

>/meat/ into kromei spam
I thought it couldn't get any worse but here we are

>>26507243
Ina HATE. She actually lives in NA and can't be assed to fly over to Ame's house, but fucking Kiara can do it.

>>26507843
You're welcome.

I will /become/ Mumei and I will start by neglecting my dental hygiene!

>>26508048
I fucking hate Argentinians so much

>>26508048
Joeyronii...

Kronii love so intense I love her

I love her

I want to hold hands with her.

>>26505126
God I wanna fuck both of them...

>>26510061

>>26510132
Aint this bitch dead?

>>26510200
Gura streams in an hour and Aqua just shilled another SAO gacha

>>26510061
Yellow...

>>26504584
I would go on a week break if this happens

>>26507276

JWU, is Kronii confirmed for Gura's offcollab tonight?

>>26510953

>>26510061

>>26510953
why does anyone think this, I genuinely don't understand

>>26511103
ENs went offline for a few days to off collab once, therefore anytime EN holo takes more than a day off it's to travel for an offcollab

>>26511335
Kronii is in the middle of moving house. She doesn't have time to fly across the country.

>>26511335
>ENs went offline for a few days to off collab once
Without warning. I will never forgive those scheming brats...

Kronii will do a Karaoke in the first full week of steaming in her new place!

Kronii got a fucking sauna????

>>26511605
The fuck are you on about

Heavy is the head that wears the crown...

>>26508055
But she's not Bri'ish.

Come to think of it, neither is Ame...

/∞/'s favorite flower is playing powerwash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxZqiyHfEzQ

>>26513876
I see what you're trying to do Selenschizo, Rosebud isn't a shitter like you don't try to ruin their rep here.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HOLD IT IN BUT I CAN'T TAKE IT I MISS KRONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>26514284
Wait another week

>>26514329

>>26514284
FaunaSlap.png

>>26514284
Weakronie.

>>26514380
I KNOW I'M WEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26514284
Kronii hates clingyronies.

>>26514667
but she's a clingyronii...

>>26514284
You got one of her cutest tweets yet and you're like this

>>26514255

At least Kronies aren't this cringe yet.

>>26514711
it made me miss her more... I want to hear her...

>>26514752
Wdym? It's a pretty good looking website

>>26514443

>>26514752
>/ggg/ hates discordbuds
>/inf/ hates discordronies

WE ARE

>>26514971
>/inf/ hates discordronies

WHY CAN'T GURA HOLD ALL HER DELAYS

>>26515062
3d setup hard

>>26515062
It's like that one episode of Grey's Anatomy where the couple has to get surgically detached from one another after bumping uglies.

>>26514752
YET
I wouldn't put it past our resident namefags to do something like this eventually, and only include themselves in it, of course.

>>26514971
>half of the posters here are on clock tower and Vault
Fucking hypocrites..

>>26514667
Oops I accidentally ripped her tights in more places than where I meant to.

>>26516104

>>26516132
Kronii, no...you already checked my prostate yesterday...

>>26515062
GURA YOUR STREAM JUST GOT DELAYED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Help me out hornyronies, whats the best way to fap to Kronii

>>26517373
think about how much you want a sweet domestic life filled with regular welcome home from work sex

>>26517483
What aids do you use, if you use any?

>>26517373
What would Kronii say.

>>26517641
she's not streaming so it's ok

>>26517555
I shuffle my Kronii images folder while reading fanfics...

>>26517641
did the artist put kronii on the wrong layer?

TAKE
YOUR
BIRTHDAY

>>26517690
She's watching (You) instead.

>>26517831
Do you listen to her streams or sound clips?

>>26518002
only once after ring fit...

>>26517373
Turn her stream on, go under the blankets, audio only on headphones, must be live, vod doesn't work as well.

Another month of Kronii's worthless membership..

>>26518558

>>26518558
>doesn't cancel membership after every members stream
ngmi

wait kami is freaky????

wait soren is oedipusronie????

>>26518664
no materonii is

>>26518786
I don't have enough mom issues

wait midknight is gyateposter????

Name is sodaposter???

GURA LOVE
KRONII HATE

>>26519256
Why would you type such an obvious lie

>>26514060
Nijischizo...

GURA EMOTE LOVE
KRONII EMOTE HATE

>>26519651
Based.

>>26519871
I-It's too powerful..

>>26517913

>>26520276
no one cares about the worst blue woman of hololive

>>26520373

GURA IS PRE-RECORDED

>>26520896
You really want this shit to be live when Ame can barely get it to work

>>26520896
Just like jp birthday concerts.

Flying Kromster spotted.

KRONII IN GURA'S STREAM

Kronii finally paid for the smol model ..

Chibi Flying Kronii hype.

>>26522053
they used her as a ceiling fan...

>>26522179
IRyS hates her now

why did they use the lame normal smol eyes... I don't care if it doesn't fit you need the real eyes for Kronii...

why does Walfie hate council and hope

>>26520896
Did her merch lose to Flare's yet?

The song ends with Mori yeeting Gura.

>Mori
>isn't rapping
>singing normally
>isn't mentioning Shrek or Adam Sandler
MORI RUINED EVERYTHING

they SUCK at dancing...

Kronii will never be an idol

I just realized Gura's head is wider than Ina's hips

>>26523074
Whori sucks like hell

>>26524018
yeah, my dick

>>26523799

So she's really not showing up, then?

>>26524305
is this not enough? >>26523651

>>26523680
Good. She's as far away as an idol can be.

>>26523651
>Smol Sana and Kronii
Cute

Hajimete no chu with Ame. Beautiful.

AMESAME IS REAL

>>26524408
You know what I fucking mean

Kromei will never be as kino as Amesame

>>26523651
Kronii looks like she's been lobotomized.

another nail in the Kronii x Ame coffin

Come on Cover, fix the fucking clipping in your models.

>>26524570
dafaq did she sign for hololive for then? to fuck around?

Kroniies need a CHU

>>26525293
to take our money

>>26523680
She will be one day. Look at how she strived to gain control over some aspects of her song or how she actually spent that much time training for the marika tourney...
If management mandates her to do something idol-like, I more than trust her to do her best

>>26525293
She wanted to be a letsplayer, newfagchama

Please don't sing Country Roads...

>>26525293
imagine thinking hololive is an idol company

>>26525190
Kronii is for IRyS

>>26525293
Free therapy/ego stroking

Kronii flying again...

>>26525480
With our dicks.

>>26525678
>she strived to gain control over some aspects of her song
When did this happen?

>>26525190
Kronii is parasocial with her fans, Ame is afraid of her fans, why should they even be a thing?

>>26526048
Ame has her gosling in check, she is not afraid of them.

TIME
TO
JOB

>>26525773
TimeRyS love!

>>26526214
>she is not afraid of them
>saying this after ameageddon
good joke

>>26526040
Months ago? I don't remember the particular stream but she talked about trying to make minor changes to the song to make it more in tune to her theme and such. I hope she has more control on her next orisong...

Did Nacho design anything for Gura? I guess her uncle replaced her.

Who won?

Kronii..

Well, goodnight /∞/. Sleep well kronies.

>>26523680
Hi Gabe

>>26527994
If Kronii has access to my post history in 4channers, I have nothing to be ashamed of...
Okay there probably are some but not to the extent that she'd outright hate me... I think

>>26528597
Dios mio... la creatura

>>26528868
R00d...just cause she's a gook...

>>26528597

>>26529099
Sex with SmolRyS

I want the Gura mat.

>>26529787
Are you going to get it dirty?

>>26529566
anon no... you can't handle her nimble smol body...

>>26529913
Yeah, I'm gonna cum all over it.

You guys said Kronii would be there...

>>26530190
But she was! Look!>>26528597

>>26530190
Who cares about Kronii

>>26530190
should've listened to me saying they're dumb then

>>26530270
Are you one of those so-called dumbroniies?

>>26530337
Rude...

>>26530337
No, I was one of the reasonable ones that said it's incredibly unlikely because her room was echoey but it would still be nice if she was indeed there

>>26530190
Literally no one said that.

>>26530280
Why are you here then? Isn't it weird to post on a general about someone you don't care?

>>26530558
that's midknight

>>26530637
You can't just say everyone is me

>>26530807
it's funny though

>>26530190