/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

so are Coqui and Meat married?

We want more Chibi with titties

DUMB DORKY HAG LOVE

i miss filians naughty virgin ass

>>26437054
is this stream anywhere to be had?

>>26437007
I want Coqui married to my meat

shondo goncern edition

>>26437244
This is my primary concern in the /lig/osphere at the moment.

>>26437184
I would like to know as well. I have the Techy version of this April Fool's bit and it was much different because Techy stayed in character and was 300% horny for the whole stream whereas Chibi obviously did it just as a gag.

>>26437184
doesnt appear to be unless some chad appears with their personal Chibi archive

___lig_ _ma___________balls

Momote live for a short (art?) stream
https://www.twitch.tv/momotexx/videos

Why was the wiggly holding an envelope shut?

>>26437107
36 year old dork girls are hot.

>>26437672
she's so soft looking
imagine hugging her

>>26437672
uh oops, fucked up the link https://www.twitch.tv/momotexx

For me it's the frog

>Tob and Momote live at 9pm
a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

>>26437686
because it was full of batat nudes

/lig/gers live right now -

Yuzu (1 Year Anniversary Subathon - Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes w/ Giri)
>twitch.tv/Yuzu
Layna (RTX playing with dog)
>twitch.tv/laynalazar
Tobs (Ratatouille)
>twitch.tv/tobs
Chibi (Apex)
>twitch.tv/chibidoki
Geega (JC)
>twitch.tv/generalgeega
Elly (7 Days to Die - Subathon)
>twitch.tv/elly_vt
ShiaBun (Death Damnation)
>twitch.tv/shiabun
Nootie (Art)
>twitch.tv/nootie
Alchemilla (JC - Subathon)
>twitch.tv/menacealchemilla
Kon (Dead by Daylight)
>twitch.tv/kon_zetsu
Sigrid + Bird (VTOL VR)
>twitch.tv/sigridandbird
Mira (FF14)
>twitch.tv/mirapink
Marina (Big Brain Academy - Subathon)
>twich.tv/marina
Naiyo (Powerwash Sim)
>twitch.tv/naiyospede
KokoNuts (JC)
>twitch.tv/kokonuts
Hank Hill (LOOM)
>twitch.tv/thegoodjared
Grimmi (Silent Hill 4)
>twitch.tv/grimmivt
Momotexx (JC)
>twitch.tv/momotexx

No /lig+/ live

Goddam, what a blessed Sunday this has turned out to be. I'm particularly happy we've seen some absentees return to us for gorilla streams.
Meat and Coqui still to come then we're inching ever closer to the Monday drought. Get your VODs ready.
Stay beautiful /lig/

>be Sigrid
>feel passionate
>feel needy
>attempt intercourse with Bird
>needs to guide her through foreplay
>Bird still messes up every step

>>26437925
Tob saw the opportunity for a potential nyan raid and took it. Seems like it worked out too.

I’m sorry I didn’t give chibi a chance before. She’s good

>>26438460
Sigwed is jerk. I would be good to Bird. Have her call me.

Komatsu is having her birthday stream! Check out her karaoke she's a great singer!

https://www.twitch.tv/seiryukomatsu

>>26438818
gay

>>26438818

>>26438818
they're all S

>>26438818
>not indie

>>26438818
This is what I thought after watching them less than an hour each. Over time pink dog's voice definitely grows on you, Yenkoes would go lower because she's so soft-spoken, but the S tiers make sense in their own unique way.
Fortunately for them, being a vtuber isn’t just about having a pretty voice (Yocci’s does nothing for me at all) but the model and personality count too and since they’re all artists they get big boosts in the former metric.

>>26438818
major slip on pesto doggo but overall OK

Why would you put fall damage in Ratatouille? I'm pretty sure small rodents can't die from gravity no matter how high you drop them.

>>26438974
I fucking love this Dragon

>>26437968
Thank you VT Guide anon

>>26440246
really great singing
I missed her

I though Laynas bra was just a tattoo

Yuzu's voice makes me rock hard and activates my breeding instincts

>>26438698
Yeah Chibi's great. I think a chunk of /vt/'s perception of her was kinda in the shitter due to reasons, but now people are actually watching her they're coming around.

>>26438818
I like all their voices but Squ's in particular feels like a warm blanket on a cold day, it's very soothing

>>26437007
They're cute whatever they are.

>>26440586
it's just a grey bra. Did she ever talk about her tattoos? They're the same as her model's

>>26438974
is she into roughhousing?

i want nina and komatsu to duet

>>26437968
>grimmi
she sounds cute, her deeper voice sounds great too

>>26440678
Do you think Yuzu would scream in the bedroom?

I'll create a slampig harem and make snuffy and layna my main concubines. they will train all the other slampigs in the making

I have to say lads, Layna's puppy is very cute. She's got a wonderful little tippy tap walk

Giri's cooking guest this week is Pikamee

>>26438818
here's mine (objectively correct), except for all art chuubas in the tiermaker instead of just Vyugen. And Anny because she's been doing a lot of art streams lately

>>26441968
Dunno, Koma group does not overlap with this place so she doesn't seem to be aware of other /here/ vtubers
she doesn't even have a wiggly

tib :)

Snuffy ordering food then stream

>>26442188
Nice, but Layna's not that fat. Just a little squishy.
You want Snuffy and Anny

>>26442220
this but for Layna herself instead

>>26442293
>He doesn't know

>>26442273
real?

>>26442293
She’s friends with shimada, and she definitely overlaps /here/

I want Squ to bully me about my insecurities until I break down and tearfully explain to her what formative experiences catalyzed them.

https://streamable.com/lxektq

>>26442273
oh sick

>>26442471
Please don't tell me it's Smite

>>26442155
I think she would probably "react" to YLYL compilations in the bedroom

>>26442293
haha, yeah

>>26442809
Sims 4 allegedly

>>26442809
Sims 4 with the furfag update

>>26442713

>>26442962
>something something secret
It's vshojo

>>26442962
>volleyball oni
cute!

>>26443048
>3 weeks after joining Layna's agency
ogey

>>26442962
genius. genius even if only for having the balls to reach out to pikamee for a collab like she's been screaming for since forever.

>>26442845
>>26442897
nvm now its looking like Dream Daddy for Father's Day

>>26443572
god dammit

>>26443572
Huh, well I guess that still could be good I guess.

>>26443572
>game grumps

>>26443572
nah, she just changed the stream title to something about the moon, shes still doing the sims 4 werewolves thing probably

CoqMeat live

>>26443849
saved

Sigrid really knows what she's doing with this VR pilot game. I dread to think how many hours she's put into it

HasHoe live with a coof and a zatsu
>twitch.tv/techycutie

https://www.twitch.tv/menacealchemilla
Last hour-or-so of slime witch subathon. Ending with ASMR.

>Techy drowning in her own snot
This should not be turning me on.

>>26443419
reminds me how kson and pika interacted over twitter and wanted to collab but neither would reach out because terminal social autism until DMJ broke the ice

Everyone shut up and drop everything. The best /lig/ger with the hottest voice just went live. Watch her NOW.

>>26444539
Snuffy? Alright, I'm flipping the coin.

>>26444539
Yuzu has been live for hours retard

>>26444489
Dmj literally got the job because he’s not a socially inept autist.

>>26444431
Imagine slurping it out of her nose for her? She'd be so grateful.

>>26444624
Snuffy indulging her furry fantasies in modded Sims is usually good content

>>26444656
bless him

>>26444750
Fingers crossed

Not a day goes by where I don't miss Snuffy when she had huge tits. The combination of those and her sexy sultry voice was just pure out of this world sex. After she redebuted, I felt like I lost a huge part of myself and have been lost since. No other Vtubers with massive tits have filled the hole of Smilfy being gone because it's just not the same anymore. It's a real shame we won't ever get to see that model again unless she brings it back for some reason either through a V2 using her current design or just bringing it back. I would pay any amount of money to see her bring it back for just one stream. Please just bring it back Snuffy.

>>26444664
>Stop it Vienna, why are you smiling at me like that?

>>26442286
Where would frog go on that list?

>>26445492
Nigga snuffy re-uses old modles the most it'll pop up from time to time

>>26437968
>Naiyo
I guess I never realised she was big enough for /lig/ but she's fucking wonderful so I'm happy to see her here.

>>26444699
>>26444431
Why are you people like this

>>26446674
techy...

What the fuck is her accent

>stream early on weekends until my dad get back home
Is Papa Toboso ok?

>>26446674
Why aren't you like this?

>>26446869
Fat

>>26446869
diabetes

>>26447229
I don't think thats an accent, nonnie.

>>26446869
What's her breed

>>26447423
Sorry I meant 'Standard American'*

Someone get Chibi a roof for her birthday

>>26447507
Breeding

>>26447734
that's such a chibi thing to happen

>>26447734
Chibi should get a boathouse

>>26446869
New England + Canada + Northern California.
It's the kind of thing that happens if you pick up speech patterns and move but only after staying for several years.

>>26446674
Homies helping homies

Coqui's chat scrolling top to bottom rather than bottom to top always throws me off

>>26441968
Nina and Komatsu interact on twitter so they're at least aware of each other and have some rapport.

why is everyone live right now
I can't watch 8 streams at a time

>>26448127
She's too family-oriented. The maintenance is also a bitch.

me and moth yuzu

don't know what the fuck is going on anymore

>>26448253
>New England
Where do you hear that?

>>26442486
lmaooo have you seen layna?? shes not squishy at all

>>26449844
>self duet with your schizophrenic idol personality
How is she so high spec?

>>26450574
Isn't it great?

>>26450145
How she pronounces "dog".

>>26450245
XD

>>26449844
Does anyone else find it freaky that Seiryu is singing harmony with herself?

>>26450574
I'm a sucker for this stuff.

I miss my wife so much. My wife is so beautiful and cute and sweet and wonderful every night without her is torture. I need my wife's sweet milk and cute moans I need her skin on mine I can barely even live without feeling my beautiful wife's chest expanding and contracting as I naked cuddle her and feel her breathe and she feel safe in my arms and moans a little bit as the milk pumps suck out more of that delicious wife nectar from her cute puffy nipples that I've so generously fondled to a point of constant lactation I miss my beautiful cute cuddly small wife's milky nipples and cute shortened breaths as I rub her uterus from the outside and hold her against my erect penis I love my wife so much I don't know how long I can possibly last without kissing her on the mouth and telling her that I love her and cumming inside of her with no protection

>>26451339
Ni

>>26451339
This better be Damascas and not the other guy

>>26451406
NININININININI

>>26451529
welp

watching snuffy's stream, I might just get myself an AI for when I'm feeling extra lonely

>>26451735
Might I suggest NovelAI?
>>>/vg/388743834

>>26451735
I need an AI with her voice
I'll become a full Gosling with it

>>26451529
Yes that is me damascus hello I am damascus and this post >>26451339 is mine

>>26451591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPSan-7pZ8E

Posting this every thread until mari recognizes it
https://files.catbox.moe/glgfkr.png

>>26451529
Nah that post doesn't seem like it was written by someone who took expired amphetamines so it's not him

Guys this documentary that Meat and Coqui are watching with the dudes obsessed from a pop star from the 80s is going to be us in 20 years except with virtual anime girls, isn't it?

Based meat she keeps calling the troon "he"

>>26451924
I've been quietly compiling fanfiction written here about our chuubas with the eventual goal of feeding them all to Sigurd and creating a /lig/ AI Module that would teach the AI how our chuubas look, act, and fuck. The folder is very light so far but I haven't been actively looking or asking for any writing.

>>26452895
Wouldn't transcripts also be very useful? Just watch a stream and write down what they say and how they act.

No Pikamee Twitch stream tonight, her father came to visit for the first time in 3 years and she understandably wants to spend time with him and also pig out on the Reeses she finally got

>>26452865

>>26450245
i wouldnt say shes chonky but she got them thiccc thighs sex

>>26453278
kek

Man
I am gonna concern(real) now for Shondo.
God does not exist because no God would keep tormenting someone like her nonstop like this

>>26452865
I wonder if vtubers will still be a thing or what will replace them in 20 years.

>>26453430
In 20 years I will be in my autoblow-tanker dieing of a heart attack as Anny rides me to heaven

>>26451339
She said the forbidden gamer word

>>26453430
literally br2049 joi

>>26453641
The gamer word was a buff, she's been getting record viewership since then.

>>26453430
Blade Runner 2049 will become real in 20 years
Cap this

>>26453673
>>26453753
And that's a good thing. This is not the happy medium.

>>26452981
As I understand it, the module affects the AI's composition just as much as it does its knowledge. Copying down transcripts and Wikipedia pages would help teach the AI trivia and speech patterns, but it would cause the AI to be a less competent writer, and it still wouldn't have a good grasp on what the chuubas look like and how they move. The best case scenario would be to have literature that describes chuubas doing things, so that the AI can learn how they act as people, not as talking heads. Though I'm not about to ask the thread to write entire novels about each chuuba just so the AI can get an accurate read on them. But now that I think about it, maybe they don't have to... at least, not on their own.

Theoretically, if there's enough interest, it could be possible to create a preliminary module that just provides barebones descriptors of each chuuba, then have Anons use that module to sculpt out their sexual fantasies, heavily editing the AI's responses to make them more accurate and better written, and then feeding those stories into a new module. It would take some time, and some money, but it should be very possible to achieve.

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 28 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>26448253
That sounds cute, is it cute? I haven't watched her.

>>26453641

>>26454376
Yep

>>26454593

Anyone know why Inis' alt is down?

>>26455128
When she first made it she said she didn't expect so many people to follow, and she later said that she wanted to stop sharing so much about her life.

>>26455230
Wick'd smat idea

>>26452887
>meat still refuses to refer to the tranny as a woman
i kneel

>>26451735
>>26451923

This is certainly the stream of all time

>>26455712
i always forget how low-riding the underwear is on this model, its great

>>26455712
snuffy got a new mute?

>>26455712
perfect body type on the left

>>26455230
So she was trying to go down the nyanner road of doing things.

Geega must be happy with her recent incline.

filian is based

>>26456768
based on what?

Hey /lig/gers, how's it going. I had to be gone the entire day, which basically never happens. Anything of note go on today? Seemed like a chill Sunday from skimming the threads, but idk if I missed anything

>>26457013
based on my ideal rapist

>>26457111
Hasan’s numbers were low today bro, we’re all worried about him.

>>26457625
Brb roping

womp womp

coqui is only 56 inches tall?

>>26457625
cant wait til he kills himself

wife_dm_!

Numbers for 6/19:

1: Shylily (7,203)
2: Snuffy (4,705)
3: DyaRikku (2,421)
4: Yuzu (2,402)
5: Ikumi (2,266)
6: Saruei (2,032)
7: Rainhoe (1,936)

Non-English:

vo_ine (14,053) *Korean
viichan6 (10,690) *Korean
Jingburger (9,500) *Korean

Notes:

Shylily continues her consistent increase in viewership. She's gone from averaging 5.2k CCV for the last 3 months to averaging over 6.7k CCV in the last two weeks, likely a combination of coomer tik tok teenagers stumbling on her during spring break.

Speaking of people wrangling coomers, Ikumi has now made the top 7 in 4 of the last 7 days with a very consistent 1.9k CCV, which is up 400 viewers from her previous norm. Maybe at this rate she'll get enough people who don't ditch her immediately whenever she plays games.

A honorable mention tonight is Tob, who while she did not make the top 7, she smashed all her personal bests (most CCVs ever for one stream, most peak viewers for one stream, and gained nearly 2K new followers). Tib stonks continue to slowly grow with the silent backing of vshojo members.

Also Inclining this month is Geega: She went from being around 370 CCV right at the start of last month to being over 700 CCV this month. The Geegs in gaining traction, and I don't see it slowing down unless she has a huge Yab.

Talking about Inclines, I would be remiss in talking about the remarkable Incline of Marimari_en, who has quite literally doubled her viewership since saying the gamer work. I'm not exaggerating btw, she's gone from 370 CCV for the last 3 months to being about 600 CCV for the month of June, and over 1k CCV in the last week. Turns outs trying to cancel someone on twitter can turn into free adverting.

In people going the other direction, Saruei continues to trend down. The last two weeks she has been down a full 300 viewers compared to this time last month. I don't think she will be hemorrhaging viewers as she doesn't lose followers, but it feels as if for a lot of folks she has become someone people don't go out of their way to watch.

Also worth noting this week is Layna's wild ride. After she got herself involved with the Mute kerfuffle, she legitimately lost over 1k viewership the next two streams. She has since rebounded the previous two nights with a fun VR chat stream and an RTX play with Puppy stream.

That's pretty much all the comments I've had saved up for the last two weeks. I'm back on my normal work schedule now so starting tomorrow numbers will go back to being done at 12am PST.

>>26457111
Shadow's cat died, fucked her up pretty badly.
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1538616387240964100

jowol being bullied by girls for being male was fun (no hate against him)
>inb4 what if the roles were reversed
that's why it's fun since it's usually the other way around

>>26458817
Interesting, I appreciate the analysis

>>26459467
when did that happen? last date night stream with juniper?

he was in geega's stream which just ended

>>26459956
>>26460060


also, I must admit, girls bullying guys turn me on

Can someone tell me why Yuzu's voice is so weird
Are they a trans or something like Artemis

>>26458817
based summary

>>26460238
Artemis is trans?

>>26460238
Unironically yeah

>>26460238
she's asian

>>26460238
Trans

>>26460060
I caught a bit of that stream and it was just giggles telling anecdotes of her beating the shit out of people as a child

it's morning and i don't have tob to watch
this is suffering fellow euro bros

>>26461288
just wake up in the evenings and it's no problem at all

>>26458817
???
After Layna streamed with mute shit, she had her VR stream that was 1.8k, she averages about 1.3ccv
stream after that was puppy which was 2k+

At no point did she lose 1k viewership

>>26461586
Yeah the numbers were average for the week, even with the kerfuffle, next week will probably have some higher numbers, lotsa collabs happening, Fillian, Haruka, gonna be neat

Finnish Lumi or blonde Lumi?

>>26461586
Very Next Stream.

>>26462324
what are you referring to?

>>26462366
>>26461586

Also I didn't type that section as well as I could have: Despite the hiccup stream there and with the Mute bullshit going down, she managed to go up to above usual numbers for her with the VR chat stream and the Tui Stream.

>>26462366
an unannounced secret stream at 3AM? that was just spooky story reading for under an hour? gee, wonder why the numbers weren't above 1000

>>26461288
>tfw euro about to go to sleep
I need to fix this shit

>>26463264
How come? Work? Education?

>>26462366
she streamed for 1 hour to read a story unannounced, seems to make sense

>>26462366
those are pretty solid numbers for streaming at 3am out of nowhere

It's Monday! Happy Monday!
Let's do our best today!

>>26462324
yeah

>>26463264
Join me on nightshift.

I've managed to dodge this heatwave

>>26463264
you don't have work or something?

>>26463396
>>26462731
OK I wasn't aware that shit was an out of hours stream. Again I've been going to bed before 10pm PST for like the last two weeks so some things have slipped my net.

I'll adjust my appraisal of Layna to be more along the lines of this:

Also worth noting this week is Layna's wild ride. She had a rocky week with the Mute kerfuffle but outside of some oddly timed streams, she managed to make it into a net plus with a highly viewed VRchat stream and an adorable Puppy stream. Expect her to trend better in the coming weeks with a slew of collabs.

>>26463748
just remove the k word and you're good

>>26463895
Feel free to mentally edit it out yourself, I ain't rewriting shit a third time.

Man I hope Shondo is doing alright

>>26463369
>>26463701
yeah need to get up in a few hours

>>26464205
Dreadful. Horrid.
To be NEET is to live.

>>26464050
just a rare piece of infallible advice

>>26464361
Here's some infallible advice:

/lig/ma balls.

>>26464608
>didn't even bother to spoiler
bro...

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)
>You will never wake up next to Squ while she is holding your hand and tells you that last night's cum session was fantastic

>>26465243
>filename
>green text
someone... is being sussy...

quick sexy update for my snackers. we’re up big time this month boys. tiktok, youtube, twitch… we dropping Ws across the board. peace out girl scouts and stay healthy

>>26465703
what the fuck is a snacker

>DMs still getting art of her old 3D

https://twitter.com/ardenlolo/status/1538303042583465985

>>26465703
God I love my rapist who breaks into my house every day to sexually assault me while screaming how I need to give her a baby or she'll suffocate me under her wall destroying ass

>>26465703
wut

>>26465519
>>/vt/image/8Uajp4RmHgTjbfZvumCIeg
You sure about that? Someone suggested this >>26399305, so I'll try to deliver something, but it won't be too frequent because job + creativity

>>26465899
I'm not fluent in Zoomer but I know it has to do with Filian and her fans so it's probably related to that.

>>26466058
maybe you need to work on your creativity a little bit. Who the fuck says 'cum session'. Shit almost made me laugh.

>>26466058
I think that rando is full of shit and you don't mess with success impostor

>>26466028
she really likes her Oni outfit, said multipule times it's her favorite one for her 3D
+ she always gets dopamine rush when she sees fanart of her character regardless which model it is

>>26466306
I mean I've seen worse in these threads.

>>26465243
How do some people not get tired of posting the exact same shit every single thread?

>>26466757
ask cuckold_dm_

>>26466757
It's called a ritualpost. I can't tell you why people keep doing them but thats just how ritualposts work.

>>26466757
it's called love anon, maybe one day you'll understand it also autism

>>26466757
Ritual posting is as old as the site

>>26466757
>>26437686

>>26466827
you leave husband dm out of this

>>26466827
husband_dm is fully dedicated to his oshi though sometimes i fear he will end up having a schizo breakdown at some point. Maybe when girl_dm graduates and/or gets
a boyfriend

>>26467271
That anon is pathetic. I think squ’s poster is ok. The worst is saruei’s. I’m the best.

>>26467271
>>26467648
>spammer
>trash oshi
>created more trolls than followers

>>26467879
>>26467901
i like him
what now fags, seems we've got a deadlock

>>26467879
where do all ritualposters rank who's the most powerful

>>26451339
Could you tell your "wife" to have her boyfriend stop being an annoying tripfag? Thanks

I LOVE VEENER

>>26467648
he should become her bf then to both avoid breakdown and graduate to IRL husband dm

>>26468342
/here/? le cum inside anon and there's never been any question

>>26468342
Sure bro here you go
>me
>power gap
>you

>>26468846
yeah pretty sure having the subject of your ritualpost talk about your urge to cum inside of her multiple times on stream is peak power level

>>26469030
this
my ritual post > your ritual post
and don't you fags even try to argue

I want to drink the mari milk

Is Shyrei (Squchan) a coomerbaiter?

>>26470233
Beautiful

>>26470284
All females are

>>26470233
i thought you dropped her damascus
what happend

>>26470473
Let the man make art

>>26470284
they all are
even girl dm is coombaiting
>inb4
she KNOWS what that dress is doing to me

>>26469080
the fruit fly incident is what immortalized his status. he is the first and final King of /lig/ ritualposts.

my ugly fantasy ex-gf that I don't watch is streaming.
>https://www.twitch.tv/suko

>>26470614
>even
she does ring fit on stream and dangles full tracking in front of chat. it's not subtle.

>>26470233
Probably taste like a fish market floor

>>26470614
those slut edits have really rotted anons perception of girl_dm perhaps I should not have done them

>>26470473
I enjoy many chuubas. I even have a quick sketch of pregnant rosemi on the rotation. My mental health is improving

>>26471065
Hey I know DM is chill.

The slut talk is for the thread. make more edits so I can nut

>>26471435
glad to hear your mental is on the upswing Daggerman.

>>26471435
I hope you're enjoying the quality streams the last few week.

>spoiler
Ohhhh yessss

>>26470890
this bitch was mean to my oshi on twitter and i hate her

>>26466539
Love this frog and her little lewd tail

>>26471065
everybody here knows she is cute nerd that gets flustered when you ask her to hold hands
nobody is taking those slut edits seriously
but make more of them becasue i love them

>>26470901
It's to teach the kids about fitness.

mari like always sounding like a slow retard
lovely

>>26471774
Fitness dick

>>26471838
It’s what Montana does to a mother fucker

>>26471435
Keep on keepin' on, D man.

>>26470890
She was mean to me and I dislike her.

>>26470890
she a shit

>>26472116
If i female is mean to me I like them more

Why did Hina stop shouting "arigatou!" to thank followers, it was so cute. Also what's up with Hina and Mari's computers They break every other day it seems.

I need a Shondo status check NOW

>>26472116
mari arent you supposed to be streaming rn

>>26470901
but she actually goes into default pose when she does ring fit becasue she has no space in her room
i hope this summer she gets that new place and we get 3D back and first full body stream

>>26472262
women. please understand

>>26472284
Gotta give her time anon

>>26471838
Its the effect of the limiters, especialy the last week since she had to turn them up due to being on the front page

>>26471435
nice, happy for you

>>26472346
so you can still hear her pant and strain, right?

>>26472420
well it's obvious
i want to masturbate to the sounds of mayo cat strugling with planks and burpies and if im gonna get some visuals with that it's even better

DM had to leave Japan over controversy involving her conduct with her elementary students.

>>26472564
I was one of the students involved...

https://twitter.com/LaynaLazar/status/1538777290867613696

Layna pulled out of the con because of the costs but is going to use some money shes saved to gift subs to her friends which is sweet.

>>26472737
why give bezos a cut?

My single biggest fetish is cute moms tiring themselves out taking care of their large families while already pregnant with even more children. The concept of a woman loving her family so much that even when she's overwhelmed by how hectic it gets taking care of her current family she still wants to make it even bigger gets me rock fucking hard. Thinking about Marimari walking through the grocery store while 4 little kids sit in her cart and a 5 year old trails behind her and holds onto her tail and a newborn is slung around her torso in a harness while she's pregnant with 2 more is the most erotic fucking thing I can think of. It can't just be about breeding either, it has to be about breeding out of sheer love for her family. I don't care if she enjoys sex or not I want to make sure that she loves being a mother and against her better judgement she still wants to have the biggest family possible even when taking care of all them would work her to complete exhaustion daily. The eroticism comes not from Marimari's wincing motherly face while she milks herself, it comes from her big ear to ear smile when she gives the bottles to her 9 toddlers and watches them drink her milk to grow big and strong. I want Marimari to go to sleep every night cherishing every single day she spends with her family. She should go to sleep smiling, and wake up excited to shower her children with more love. I jack off to the thought to Marimari letting her bigger kids rub her pregnant belly while she tells them more brothers and sisters are coming soon, she's completely clothed in a giant droopy maternity blouse in this scenario. The excitement of having children should never diminish even if she has theoretically maximum fish school numbers every year. Marimari would be at her happiest when her children are happy, the more happy children the better. The thought of her cracking under the pressure of a dozen yelping fish kids and driving to maccas to get them a snack then thinking maybe it was for the better anyway when she see's how happy it made them. I'm literally leaking precum at the thought of Marimari trying to make nutritious meals for her children and micromanaging every aspect because she wants her kids to be healthy and grow up with healthy habits.
Marimari running up to her youngest litter and licking a scape on the knee clean and kissing it and hugging them!
Marimari trying to show off her dance skills to her daughters in ballet but her pregnant belly weighs her down!
Marimari with disheveled bed hair wearing a sloppy Tshirt and sweatpants because she needed to pull and all nighter to make her daughter's costume for the school play which she's now videotaping!
Marimari going to the beach with her kids and needing to hire 2 more minivans to make sure she doesn't leave anyone out!
Marimari looking at her pregnant belly in the mirror and admiring her stretch marks because she thinks of them as signs of motherhood!
Marimari buying a $4,000 camera during her first pregnancy to take super high quality pictures of all her kids and ending up with a 24TB redundant RAID setup to store them!
Marimari covering every wall with pictures of her kids that she loves so much!
Marimari teaching her children how to bake gluten free so that they win the school bake sale but the techniques don't matter because by sheer numbers her children dramatically outcompete everyone else!
Marimari writing names on all her kids' toys so they stop arguing about which is which!
Marimari trying to fit into her old outfit and actually being able to because it has a midriff window!
Marimari embarrassing her sons during the big game by screaming and holding up a giant foam hand and magical girl stick!
Marimari excitedly stalking her daughters when they hang out with their crush on the schoolyard!
Marimari being nosey and trying to coach her children into going on dates and hiding in the back of the mcdonalds to spy on them and having a hard time containing her excitement when they hold hands with their dates after the burger!
Marimari getting strong and thick legs from carrying the weight of her big pregnant belly and all her newborns for so long!
Tired and delirious full term pregnant Marimari still making time to help out her kids with their homework even when she barely remembers it!
Marimari doing some yoga to stay healthy and energetic cause she needs to care for her children! When she does the downward dog pose her newborns crawl underneath her chest and drink the milk that drips down!
Marimari kissing each and every one of her newborns goodnight every night no matter how many she has!
Marimari hearing one of her children crying because they dropped their snack and she begins crying too because she understands!
I can't think of anything more erotic than seeing Marimari's smiling face every night when she goes to sleep after another long day of raising the happiest and most magical and kawaii family the world has ever seen!

Veener today

>>26472841
marimari dressed like white trash wheeling around her 6 demon spawn at a local walmart

>>26472927
>He still believes her lies

>>26472937
As long as she's happy I can jack off to that

>>26473013
stop whitewashing mari

>>26472737
Smart, it's a waste of money anyway

>>26472737
is this the actuall reason?
i was shitposting how she's going to amsterdam to corrupt DM into fucking local guys but i was just memeing, i hope i didn't oneguy her again

>>26473083
Yeah still suck for her since there is fuck all cons out her way that most her vtuber friends would be at.

>>26473140
Flights are pricey right now with it being the first lockdown free summer in a while

I can't tell if Mari is constantly high or if she's normally like that

>>26473195
don't forget fuel prices :^)

>>26473216

>>26471886

>>26473216
mari doesnt drink or do drugs anon shes just like that

>>26473216
Prince just fucked her real good and she's still doozy

>>26473321
Stop trying to annoy the spergs you shitter

>>26473383
ok Prince, sorry

>>26473321
woozy, esl-kun, woozy. doozy is a noun.

First time watching Mari, is this the standard vibe? I dig it

>>26473516
No, usually she's screaming 'nigger' every two seconds.

Is it ok to fantasize about Marimari_en being a counselor for a children's summer camp and since she loves kids so much she ends up getting taken advantage of by the young boys who get their first erection because of her? I think Marimari_en is probably too naturally sexy for her own good and even if her intentions are completely pure and she wants to protect the young boys they're too spry and impressionable and she will end up having to deal with them asking why their peepee is so hard. She'll have to explain what an erection is as gently as possible and eventually she'll have to help it go away cause it's so hard it hurts and she can smell the precum leaking from all the boys. When the first boy she helps tells everyone about it all of them will start to get curious and Marimari_en will be swamped with little boys with erections so hard they hurt. As the days go on they'll keep asking for her to jerk them off again and the smell of fresh young semen will awaken something in her. Marimari_en will slowly go completely power crazy over the sway she has over these young boys and their buddings sexuality. She will begin intentionally teasing them, flashing her cute butt, just begging them to assault her so she can let them unload all their hot strong sperm inside to crowd her eggs. These boys haven't even cum before, they've been incubating that semen for 6 or 7 years and Marimari_en will be the sole reason to break that streak and take their first ejaculation. She will begin to take immense pride in that. Over the next few weeks these boys will become her biggest fans and she theirs. Every day will begin with a cheerful announcement of today's camp activities, and every day the activities will eventually be derailed by the rampant and intense sexual teasing Marimari_en will inflict upon these young boys. She will learn their fetishes and interests and her greatest joy will be watching their shorts tighten around their erections and biding her time until they're weak in the knees and leaking enough precum to stain their undies. The sex will become increasingly flagrant and they will eventually move from tents and hidden enclaves to outright creampies on the hiking trail and group trips to the boys bathroom that end in Marimari_en needing to seal up her pussy and asshole with tape to keep that valuable virile sperm she treasures so much from leaking out. The summer camp ending with a group photo where all the young boys crowd around Marimari_en cause she's their favorite counselor and a few rub her extremely bloated belly and the movie ends in a montage of photos from the best summer ever. It's a time lapse where the boys get more and more confident and Marimari_en gets gradually sluttier like it starts out with Marimari_en embarrassingly jerking off one of the boys then a few photos later she's sucking one of their tiny cute penises while the boy winces then a few photos later she's having sex in the missionary position then a few photos later she's laying on a dogpile of a dozen young boys giving a peace sign as their erections touch her body all over and wipe precum along her skin like paint, then a few photos later she's getting rammed from behind on a trail and the last photo is her and all the boys completely naked while cum drips down her legs and a hand written note appears onscreen from her camp kids that says "Thanks for the best summer ever!" with a bunch of hand drawn hearts and a signature from every single one of the 48 boys she counseled for?

>>26473516
You seem like a real cool cat, anon.

>>26473454
thenks!

>>26472737
>https://twitter.com/LaynaLazar/status/1538777290867613696
I thought she was making upwards of six figures with twitch/merch/her company

>>26473562
I'm okay with the gachimuchi instead
>>26473590
y-you too

>>26473595
any time, friend.

>>26473629
Where did you get 6 figures from anon?

Still though nearly 10k is a lot to anyone. Plus new models and the dog. Woman be shoppin

>>26473629
It's less about the actual price and more spending 8k to sit in metal tube for two fulls days just something most people can swallow.

>>26473587
i normally appreciate you repurposing your old pink cat ritual posts for mari, but his one really doesnt work for her

>>26473720
I'm going to begin gaslighting mari into a shotacon

>>26473755
nta but i don't think stale pasta will do it.

>>26473755
gl on your endevors

>>26473755
she isnt Layna
you cant oneguy her into doing something

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaablublublu

>>26473851
Who said anything about oneguying I have allies

>>26473970
ah yes, the damascus and blackedanon dream team

>>26474009
who said anything about damascus

>>26474009
dont bother damascus, he hates me enough

>>26473679
>>26473705
I remember her not appearing on the website for Twitchcon either. Isn't she part of an agency that would fly her there on their dime though?

>>26458817
mari's numbers aren't really accurate because of her front page thing
I still believe she's in an incline for obvious reasons but I doubt the 1k+ CCV is staying

>>26474009
narrated by the tourist, amazing

>>26458817
>>26474094
when mari raided last night there were only about 470 people in the raid, rest is just twitch inflation

>>26474175
well raid numbers aren't always 100% accurate either, since some people can get glitched out and not get the raid prompt or have their BTTV/FFZ set to not automatically join raids, but that's likely around the proper ballpark

>>26474050
you're gonna use DM to oneguy Mari? damn, Damascus, you're powerful

>>26474175
Thats how raids always work, hell nyan had around 11k to raid tob and about 7.8k actually followed

>>26474087
>Isn't she part of an agency that would fly her there on their dime though?
That's not how an agency works unless you are specifically repping them for the convention and that would be an entirely different bag of worms to going so you could hang out with your friends.

>>26473851
Speaking of one guying Layna, did she get oneguy'd into posting her weight and a "look I'm not fat" selfie?

>>26474327
she went back to her fleshcammer roots, so, yes?

>>26474327
Yes. I one guy'd her. It was all me bros. You're welcome and you can thank me later.

>>26474637
thanks but you should've made her show her bare feet instead

Mari's streams seem to get better with each stream.

Mari's metric conversion was pretty close, bros, wtf

>>26474678
she's spent time in Canada

>>26474678
born in germany

>>26474678
asset

How is he this powerful, bros?
When will he be added to the divegrass team?

>>26474637
i unironically did one guy Layna, she even mentioned specific topic i wrote in my shitpost

>>26474856
agheheahehaehaehaeh

isn't it that guy that tells Squ chan what's going on in here

>>26475188
no that's another corvus

>>26475188
nah, not the same

>>26475188
no, but he's also /here/

>>26475312
by now, who isn't?

>>26475365
fair

>>26475365
Me

fucking player keeps shitting right when it's getting good i hate u bezos!

>>26475188
>>26475236
>>26475240
is it this one?

>>26476042
Yeah that's the containment breaker.

Why did mari steal a front page spot from actual lgbt people? Being a fujo doesn’t count

>>26476073
>lgbt
>people

Kek good one anon

>>26476073
are you trying to invalidate her?

>>26476073
What do you mean? She likes boobs. It counts.

>>26476073
She's literally the second letter and outranks you.

>>26476073
>Being bisexual isn't real LGBT+
Congratulations anon, that's an extremely unique form of bigotry that is uncommon to 4chan. Good job being original and bringing in the Tumblr influence

>>26476223
Until i see Mari sensually making out with other girls (preferably chuubas), i won't believe it.

>>26476266
t. watermelon seller

>>26476042
dont hate on my boy, he actually watches streams and i often see him around chuubas i watch

>>26476073
Its not just LGBT, it's lgbtqia, and the A stands for asexual, 2 subtypes of asexuals are reciprosexual and akiosexual, that means someone who is only sexualy attracted to someone who is sexualy attracted to them back, and someone who becomes less sexualy attracted to someone when the person is sexualy attracted to them back respectively, that coveres both ends but were not done, you also get Aroflux, meaning someone who fluctuates within the asexual spectrum, thus someone who changes between reciprosexual and akiosexual is aroflux, and thus in the asexual spectrum, and thus a part of the lgbtqia, thus Mari is too since literily everyone is.

>>26476375
fuck you corvus you're not gonna get away with this

https://twitter.com/prayersfromabi/status/1538692161268600833

>>26476352

>>26476375
he always asks Squ to raid Nina

>>26476421
sex

>>26476394
how aren't akiosexuals predatory in nature

Does Yuzu only know people with the same 3packs a day voice?

Also it seems that the sleepathons are getting more refined now. Sleeping on the job should be punishable by death

>>26476417
New outfit? She looks like a kind daycare worker

>>26476462

>>26476482
Yeah its pretty cute

>>26476468
Idk, sounds like someone with a rape fetish or someone who inserts as the fat basterd.

>>26476480
she was playing with a couple high pitched chuubas like just 10 minutes ago

>>26476480
don't blame her for being prominent member in the trans vtuber community

>>26476489
>Yunii gets to pound his bussy every night but you don't
why even live

>>26476566
god I wish I was merry

>>26476266
I mean most women aren't really into bisex, they just bandwaggon for their boyfriends fantasies. And it's almost mandatory these days to be pro LGBT+++ or else you will be exiled. KInda the opposite of free speach, but I don't expect logic from zoomers or SJWs...

>>26476604
seethe

>>26476631
Dilate.

Mari's mouth rigging perfectly matches her retarded way of speaking

>>26476604
There's a reason for that, women feel slight sexual atraction towards other women since the natural relationship is 1 guy with multiple women, if the women are sexual attracted to each other in the harem they will get along better, but they don't feel romantic attraction towards other women in general because that would result in woman-woman relationships forming excluding the man instead of a man with a harem.

>>26476513
actually, my logic train slipped. still can't imagine openly identifying as that tho.

anyone baking?

>>26476705
I want to kiss her so badly

>>26476777
we know damascus

>>26476705
It's genius. The perfect, stress-free gimmick.

>>26476480
who's on call with yuzu?

whats the deal with marimari
is she just Pippa but not as obnoxiously /here/ and loud

>>26476874
she's very much both of those things as well