/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Exactly, 4chin losers can’t self insert their prison fantasies

Another brilliant thread from a clearly non-delusional anon. The board is utter shit right now.

Acting like 2 coworkers actually love each other.
/u/ is braindead

>>26455600
Imagine thinking they haven't slammed clams together, so naive.

>>26455395
what a unique and brave take, you should NOT kill yourself

they both have bfs

>>26455783
Gura does.
Ame is still rrat, even her old guard can't find anything.

>>26455580
Really? Not when it loops boyfriend rrats? Not when it's making up decade old roommate rrats?
If I have to be subject to schizo fantasies I rather them be girls slamming clams together than people endlessly thinking about the cocks of dudes.

Unicorns are the main characters of this board. Cope.

>>26455395
oh shit I thought this was a bf thread at first
nevermind, carry on

>meeting during pride month
>not going to confess to each other
they're a couple now.

>>26455863
teaamate cope ame could go back to ***T anytime due to being her old flame and she has shown a lot of signs that she doesn't give a fuck about idol culture/unicorns
while the best you can get from gura is the transatlantic meme after almost 2 years.

>>26455863
>Gura does
Transatlantic cock...

>>26455863
Ame is more introverted than gura is she probably prefers her quiet time. Is why she likes streaming alone most of the times.

>>26456499
The fucking picture that goes along with that is hilarious, does anyone have that..?

>>26455934
shut up cuck

>>26456551
she doesnt like streaming. lol

>oiiii oiiii sexooooo sexoooooooo
casual sex rots your brain

Are Ame and Gura visiting or something? I don't pay attention to those two and suddenly they're covering the entire board.

>>26455395
>Friends hanging out
>THEY'RE HAVING SEX!!!!

>>26455395
>Stop making /vt/ the laughing stock of the vtuber fanbase
who gonna tell him

>>26456765
they met up (w fauna and kronii)

>>26456591
See wht I mean?
This board deserves to be deluged in /u/posting and enjoy it.

>>26456551
At this point everyone's introverted, even the most extroverted like Kiara and Coco says they're introverted

This retarded online diagnosis needs to stop

You are actually deluded
(You) are the problem

So what if they took a trip to tuna town? I mean 90% of posters talk about coming all over them, in them, around them etc. Just be thankful they took time off from the extra large dildo and streamed for you

>>26455395
They enjoy masturbating with their fans.

Their boyfriends are having gay sex right now while playing Halo.

>>26455395
/u/tards and shipfags in general ruin everything they touch. Run discussion of any media they like into the ground by making everything about why their delusional ships are totally justified until threads are nothing but a bunch of disgusting morons fapping to their ridiculous fantasies. You are why people laugh at /vt/ and shit like danganronpa and rwby. Good thing I don't give a fuck about hololive, have fun with this cancer in your fanbase.

>>26455783
Imagine actually believing this.

>>26456591
Says the guy who thinks he's in a relationship with his oshi.

>>26456774
Yes.

the point is that the lesbianism can't become too "real"

>>26456694
>casual sex rots your brain
>their brains are pretty rotten
THEY ARE having seggs with me

>>26469981
Why? What difference does it make? Just pretend you're gonna be the guy who breaks em both back to being straight through the power of cock. Hell go a step further, only YOUR cock.

>>26469652
you are right, they're raiding the split as we speak, as if spaming the catalog and hlgg wasn't enough.

>>26456884
BASED ToT

>>26455783
yeah, me

>>26455395
Why are you projecting what you like to do with your friends, not everyone is a faggot like you OP.

>>26470183
because, just as with having a boyfriend, it shows that you're actually pretty low on their priority list
everyone knows they have loved ones or even boyfriends but to actually show it on stream (like the Nyanners situation) really rubs it in too hard

SEX

>>26455395
>nooo, I'm so starved for intimacy that I have to project onto entertainers.

>>26455863
>he lacks the critical informati4Lon

>>26455783
the other one is also me

>>26456499
Gura went to Europe and stayed an extra 5 days. I wonder why

>>26456015
Yeah that's why the plot is shit

>>26476773
Sure

>>26456551
Are you retarded

>>26477025
yet you're still here

>>26455395
>in their prime

>>26455395
>retarded op actually thinks people are mad that gura and ame had hot steamy lesbian sex

Meds, now

>>26455395
>>26455505
Ironically your equation of friendship=sex means you've probably never had either. Sort yourself out, you terminally online teenage child. It's not too late for you.

>>26455395
>Ame letting Gura eat her ass as a birthday present counts as sex.
Ame isn't a gay, so she won't reciprocate, so it doesn't count.

>>26455580
this place is LITERALLY on par with /v/ but instead of video games, it's vtubers instead.

>>26455395
Gura can't be having sex with Ame at the moment because they're both having sex with me right now

>>26455395
they'll have sex with me

>>26455395
Based

>>26456774
Gura and Ame are both hardcore carpet munching dykes. The moment they ended the stream, they ripped each other's clothes off and had sweaty bed-breaking sex well into the morning

>>26490517
And other lies you tell yourself

>>26455395
the karaoke goes very hard
love from kazakhastan
i hate /u/ so much it's unreal

>>26455395
That's how idol fanbases are in general. It's not just a /vt/ problem, and if we're talking about the fanbase as whole, I would say discord is worse.

well I know I've never had sex and never will since im an ugly, manlet incel

UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooh, naughty /u/ posters! Shitposting outside your containment boards! Needs correctioooon oooo!

>>26455395
>if you dont want them to be having sex right now you want them to be virgins
ogey femcel

Man I bet gura has a bush I hope ame was prepared for that

...take your meds. all of you.

>>26456774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bH4wW_-J38
Bro listen to them sing this song. They were flustered as fuck the entire time. Nearly every song they sang was a romance song. They were fawning over each other and radiating hardcore embarrassed dyke energy. Like /u/fags are annoying but this is pretty hard to just wave away.

>>26455783
>>26455863
>The gura bf rrat
>The last even semi-relevant thing ever was a fucking Switch profile like over a year ago on her friend's list
>said dude lives in fucking Europe
>Transatlantic cock
>literally ZERO evidence they even dated ever in the first place
This rrat is so dead its corpse has turned into plants at this point. Like how desperate do you have to be to peddle literal corpses of rrats like that as if they've even remotely worth bringing up?

>>26491939
Wasn't the guy making sex jokes with her in a stream? Was there any other evidence of them being together aside from that?

>>26455395
>noooo two young horny girls in their prime years cant have sex
yeah, with me

>>26491558
Meds exist to adjust you to a normalfag life. If you post on 4chan regularly, no amount of meds is going to "fix" you.

the amount of COPE in this thread

if you shut ins ever had female friends in their 20's you'll know 80% of them are always dating someone (and if you had opportunities wouldn't you as well?)

>>26455395
This is your brain on Holocrack.

>>26455762
t. CEO of Reverse psychology

>>26491939
>how desperate do you have to be to peddle literal corpses of rrats
How ironic

>>26455395
Are all these hololive personalities lesbians? It seems like a lot are.

>>26456551
It's a meme. Only men can be introverted.

>>26456774
Yes.

>>26493050
>(and if you had opportunities wouldn't you as well?)
It takes me years to recover from a relationship so nope

>>26493050
>you'll know 80% of them are always dating someone
unironically kill all whores

>>26493282
They are twitter lesbians like all female zoomers and, at least, 30% of female millenials who are totes lezzies even though they choke solely on cock 24/7 and puke at the sight of a vagina that ain't theirs.

>>26493050
>80% of them are always dating someone
100% here always. A couple of times two or three were dating the same guy.

Never seen a woman below 30 be single for over 2 weeks.

>>26493744
I care not about the sexuality talk, but that's a lot of projection, Anon.

Incels live in bizarro world

Go fuck yourself, /u/nigger.

The only reason they wouldn't have sex is one of them is not conventionally attractive enough.

>>26493968
>posts a lesbian

>>26493898
Not kidding. Lesbians are constantly complaining about this stuff.

>>26493574
Fucking onions boy reject, how the fuck do you waste a lot of time simping a girl that didn't even like you in the first place? Take your lazy ass into a work out routine and study for your future

>>26494452
Shut up faggot, I know what's normal.
Go make up more stories on how your "female friends" are always "dating" even though neither of those things are remotely normal.

>>26494690
They are for women (not guys usually, it also takes me years to recover from relationships). Women often have a main guy, and two orbiters in the friendzone they may use if after a certain ammount of time they hadn't gotten with somebody else.

I've never seen a variation in this pattern at least on women below 30 as I've said. After 30 things go downhill and the number of orbiters decrease, so they tend to be more tolerant in relationships than before.

>>26494975
I already said it once, kill these whores, legalize killing these whores.

>>26494975
Jargon. Only women I known that aren't single for long periods of time are in relationships for literal years.
I only see your pattern of behaviour in sitcoms.
What next, people that arent in long term relationships go out for meals? That's TV shit.

>>26455600
but they actually do though

>>26455600

>Half their karaoke songs are about love
>Gura can barely speak when Ame comes home
>Gura didnt visit Ame on Ame's birthday, but her own birthday

Gura has clearly been crushing on Watson for a long time.

>>26455395
>they have to be bitter hopeless virgins like me
this but unironically
i hate my life and everyone around me so much it's unreal
no one ever helped me :(