/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

JAG ÄLSKAR KINESISKA FÖTTER

Homosexuals itt?

Ike love...

>>26433910
THIS IS A MADE UP LANGUAGE

>>26433910
Hello, Ike!

Uki Uki Daisuki!

Mysta love! I love this cute fox detective so much

Finana anal

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

Sonny LOVE!

Pomu love!

People always blame MGS4 for the "MGS3 staff being the Patriots" twist but most of the stupid shit associated with that twist was MGS3's doing in the first place.
Zero's the only one really affected by MGS4's plot twists.

femanons, please, learn how to suck dick before doing it with someone...

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
(ง -᷄ω-᷅ )ว ٩( -᷄ω-᷅ )۶(ง-᷄ω-᷅ )ว ( -᷄ω-᷅ و(و

>>26433112
Spare Brazil please... We're nice...

Milord LOVE!!

Pomu love
https://youtu.be/B1mgytRDEQI

Pomu Automata when?

Elira love!
I love this warm, fluffy dragon!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26433975

I love Pomu, she's my shining star!

Randon, come home

<3

>>26433443
Oh no, I'm not saying she doesn't have one. She's just not a prostitute bot.
In fact, it's already canon that the Androids can choose to have any set of genitals and even imitate pregnancy (but not birth). Yoko Taro said as much in an interview, iirc.

Milord love!

Any streams to catch up on while I waste away this week being unable to still find a job after 3 months of searching?

>>26434054

>>26434067
\(*´︶`*)/

Collab cancel
https://twitter.com/shu_yamino/status/1538680659421569024

>>26434006
how do you learn how to suck dick before sucking dick

>>26434011
Quiet Pomdog. Have you paid the cartel your rent this week?

Kittycat love!!

>>26433947
He's /here/!
>>26433910

>>26434020
MILORD SEX

Any brown latina vtubers that might be in wave 6? Preferably ones that verbally abuse her chat

>>26434160
Dildo, I guess.

reaching for the skyyy to feel everything
closing your eyes to see what you can't see god sees all

>>26434154

Obsydia outfits when????????????????????????????????????????

>>26434038
>Enna gets nausea from Automata
I hate this world

>>26433910
BASED

Pomu
>Plays on easy mode
>Why does this game feel so easy????
God I love her

Fuuchan LOVE! I miss him...

Now I'm horny

WAVE 6 WHEN

>>26434004
The main problem is that they became like cartoon villains in how evil they were and in mgs3 they never acted like that so it felt incredibly forced

>>26434204
but a dildo is inanimate, how do you know if you're doing good

>>26434204
How do you know it feels good with a dildo? Huh? Are you mental?

>>26434160
Dildos... I don't know, just find a way to do it properly
I literally lost my fetish for blowjobs 'cause my ex was awful at that...

FUCKING BITCH!!
DESTROY!!!

i was going to overshare about my sex life in the last thread but took too long to do the captcha so the thread died! being braindead is useful after all.

>>26434020
Vox Love!

Mysta should cosplay Mysta f-for f-fun haha

>>26434125
Finana's NFS Heat stream was really good!

>>26434230

Luca love! He’ll stream today but much later!

just arrived at work and the first thing I do is open /nijiEN/...

>>26434160
Just ask a guy. I know how to suck dick because I have a penis.

All the rosebuds voting for zatsu simulator I'm pretty positive are just trying to sabotage her when she herself says she's bad at it and nervous to really do zatsudans (and she is honestly weak at it since she has to lean heavily on over-exaggerated stories.)

>>26433947
Why the trippledot?.. What happened, Ike love poster?

>>26434170
I live in a city with 15k habitants, there are no things like that here.

>>26433372
Begun to like guys in high school and only sissy and skinny ones, so I don't know about that. Can't even tell what the fuck had triggered it as I started jerking off to twinks only back in collegue

>>26434170
nta but I paid my income tax this year

>Anons talking about sex
I should hire a prostitute once i’m 30…

>>26434155
Why!!!

>>26433975
Uki Love!

>>26434335(me)
It was so fucking sad... I think she sucked me for 20min and I couldn't feel anything... I had to jerk off to cum...

Sonny Love! Get well soon stoopid and buy a heated blanket while you're at it

>>26434357
Do it anyway

femanons please learn how to cook rice and perfectly tender and juicy chicken before dating...

>>26434487
Wait a minute...

>>26433377
I fap to traps but the idea of being with a 3D male disgusts me. Abgrunds trap doujins are top tier, especially the vanilla ones.
>>26433764
Meme50 makes the best astolfo doujins.

https://twitter.com/luca_kaneshiro/status/1538685486340112386

I think all anons itt should do their dick sucking reps

>>26434155
Being rescheduled because Pomu forgot she agreed to that shit while doing her daily MGS4 streams. But considering what happened to her, I don't blame her.

>>26434557
Uki love! <3

>>26433910
Vergewaltigungskorrektur. Unverzüglich.

>>26434307
>>26434315
Hey no need to get hostile man, I just threw out a suggestion. I'm not even the original anon, I don't care if you've got experience sucking dick or not.

>>26434555
Likely the handsim, luca just tweeted that it got moved to another dat

>>26434270
It's not easy mode, that one is the Liquid snake mode

>>26434551
Do it in a country where it's legal they check for STDs in them

Stop cross threading you horny monkeys

>>26434568
Femanons can't even take showers anon...

>>26434497
>bad at something
>just don't do it lol never improve on yourself
i hate you

>>26434125
Luxi3m rpr selen valo collab before shoto joins

>>26434204
But if I have a dildo why would I need maleanon.

Why is Petra overlapping Elira's karaoke?

>>26434600

>>26434515
I need to go to sleep but I wanted to put Elira for her karaoke next even if I myself won;t make it but have fun, I hope everyone has fun and there's an archive...

>>26434454

>>26434173
Love!!

>>26434110 (Me)
Also its stated within the game that the Androids get something analogous to what humans feel during sex in combat and basically, I want 2B to grow a dick and then severely injure me during sex because she forgot that's only a combat thing.

>>26434220
LSS kadet...

>>26434497
>since she has to lean heavily on over-exaggerated stories.)
Are you the retard who thinks that Rosemi makes stuff up for her stories? Fuck off.

I want Vox to mindbreak me and impregnate me!

>>26434568
best i can do is popcorn

>>26434692
a dildo cannot make home cooked meals for you...

>>26434576
Hey man, sucking dick is fun. I like seeing a guy lose control when you're giving him good head. It's hard when they're on the bigger side though.

>>26434357
Do it anyway Anon. I want to know what Albanians are up to.

>>26434762
wtf based

I’m a femanon and have never inserted something inside because I’m scared..

I love my daughterwife!

>>26434820
That's gay though dude

>>26434839
Cringe maleanon

>>26434839
No one asked faggot

>>26434839
anon....

>>26434877
not gay if you don't suck the balls

>>26434568
I can cook plenty of simple things but I’m also impatient…

>>26434839
Scared of what? Pleasure?
DUMB FEMANON

>>26434794
shitty and useless briskadet you need tradwife correction

>>26434568
i can cook rice and karaage + miso soup >:)

>>26434877
Hell yeah it is.

Lune, come home.

>>26434839
Uohhhhh virgin femanon UOHHHHHH

>>26434674
Femanons were talking about taking baths last thread, dont lie to me Pomudachi

>>26434155
What was it supposed to be?

>>26434686
Zatsudans aren't exactly something you "practice", they lean heavily on your story telling and actually having stories TO tell. Compare Elira and Selen's ability to just literally go off into their own world while keeping you engaged just as an example; That doesn't come with "practice." So you can hate me for telling the truth, rosebud, but it doesn't make your oshi good at engagement.

>>26434805
Ok, I l'll go practice now

As much as I want a passionate Pomu gf every otaku girl I've encountered just uses me to vent about their miserable life. It's pretty depressing how they can act all cheerful in public and with their friends on social media but the more you try to get close to them the more they just use you as an emotional sponge to unload all their misery onto. Makes it feel like a waste of time getting close to someone ostensibly to share hobbies with them when they make it clear they actually hate every aspect of their life that you enjoy. It's honestly worse than being with a normie since they at least feign interest in your hobbies.

>>26434581
>I fap to traps but the idea of being with a 3D male disgusts me.
I used to be like this, then I moved onto regular men and now I spend my nights wishing I had a boyfriend.

>>26434568
Rice cooker + chicken

>>26434794
>briskadet
I bet you can cook dogs.

sekusu kimochi na

>>26434693
Its a collab, she and millie can't just change the timeslot on a collab with people from the other side of the planet

>>26434357
post pics of your massive tits instead, throw us a bone woof woof

>>26435008
Hand sim collab

>>26434497
Rosemi is autistic.

>>26434674
>Imagine filling stinky, hairy femanon's ass with cum

>>26434994
SweatyOtakusTyping.jpg

>>26434750
NTA but go to sleep... Someone will post an archive.

I tried to take a shower to calm down from being incredibly horny for Vox. I’m very clean now but still very horny

>>26435028
Are you me?

>>26434497
I hope this is membah :D

>>26435011
Some people have a natural affinity for it but you can also train it just like any other skillset.

>>26434568
Chicken thighs are easy anyway.
You basically can't overcook them and they turn out better than breasts almost every time.

>>26435011
>Zatsudans aren't exactly something you "practice"
Yes they are? Some people are naturals at it while others need to practice feeling more comfortable and improve their story-telling abilities. What a dumb take. NTA btw.

>>26435032
Mysta, you're not a female... Also stop being /here/, it's not beneficial to your mental health.

>>26434568
>put rice in rice cooker
>push start button
simlpe

>>26435169
You can, you know, masturbate

>>26435011
You don't need to tell YOUR experiences though? You can make a zatsudan out of the most mundane things and have it sound interesting if you yourself have the skill to talk

>>26434839
Fellow dumb femanon here, I legit didn't knew there was a hole down there except for urethra. Touching the clit was more than enough anyway.

Someone needs to take responsibility for making everyone this horny on a Sunday night.

>>26434568
Just buy a rice cooker, there's no learning unless you are Mysta-level retarded.
I prefer steak to chicken tho.

>>26434794
I hope they’re fluffy and soft and not hard and chewy. You can at the very least make popcorn correctly, right?

fuu

>>26435000
Anon... read this thread >>26385032

>>26435000
>He wasn't there during the height of /soc/ posting

>>26435316
You don't notice you jbleed out of it?????

>>26434828
>>26434561
ok! i was going to say that i'm revolted by conventional sex in almost every way, and have come to accept that sexual intimacy is only appealing to me if i'm fully clothed and jerking alban off while he cries into my chest!

>>26434969
Miso soup is literally just dissolving miso in dashi

Wenn Welle sechs keine deutschen Liver hat, werde ich meine Oshi zwingen Deutsch zu lernen. Ich hasse es, dass Kiara unsere einzige bemerkenswerte Representation ist.

you faggots need to stop LARPing as women

>>26435392
but i like the crunchy popcorn bones

>>26435469
Fr it’s so obvious it’s cringe

>>26435302
But she will be dirty again...

>>26434969
Reimu go to sleep you just streamed for 9 hours

>>26435364
Ehehe

>>26435469
never, it gets too many (you)s

>>26435032
>>26435297
>>26435365
>rice cooker
I hate women so much

>>26435107
Axel: "I'm so happy. I finally found you."

akuroku-ness. yay~
this is a PREVIEW. just letting you know i'm still alive. :3

will finish & color laaaters.
enjoy this for now. >3

(c) art me
(c) Kingdom Hearts Square Enix

>>26435423
I used to do this with my ex except we were both clothed and would hump each other's legs.

>>26435435
I’ve never had mio soup because I can’t find the shit to make dashi in the sticks

>>26433978
Mysta love!
I love him too! I miss him...

I hope he's well enough to stream today

>>26435011
how can you ever be comfortable at something if you never try doing it? Selen and Elira are like that other anon said, naturals at doing zatsudan.

I personally think a maleanon would be paired best with another maleanon. It's far cuter to see two adorable boys together, shy over their newfound homosexual tendencies but desperate to receive any measure of affection from the other.

>>26435568
OH

>>26435552
nijien? Nijien?

>>26435523
O

>>26435472
Hakasex! Milk!

>>26435263
Forreal though, you can cook nearly anything in a rice cooker if you try hard enough. Saved me in university when the dorm kitchens were shit

Look at this

>>26435316
>I legit didn't knew there was a hole down there except for urethra.

Shu???
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias/status/1538563597026136065

>>26435604
Looking forward to your karaoke tonight Elira!

>>26435492
It's called kernels, dumb briskadet

>>26435421
NTA but i mean you normally dont look at it ?

>>26435469
i will LARP as every single fanbase, but i will never LARP as a woman

>>26435364
I thought this was headless Sukoya at first

>>26435545
Literally even asians do this because the traditional way to make rice none of you niggas have a kamado, and if you do, congrats you live in an isolated village in SEA or central china.

>>26435604
I already go onto /trash/ and masturbate with other boys, what more do you want?

>>26435011
>Zatsudans aren't exactly something you "practice"
You massive retard talking about yourself, making a story seem interesting and such is a social skill it can very well be practiced.

>>26435627
Why are her legs so disproportionally long

>>26435545
Do you torch your bread for toast? Why not use a rice cooker for rice?

>>26435416
SEA hours are wild, don't even remember how the shower talk even started

>>26435627
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

>>26435545
Why do you want the annoyingly difficult way of cooking rice when there’s the simpler way?
T. can actually cook rice with manual fire

>>26434674
>femanons don't shave down there, JUST like I like it
>if I date a femanon, I might not need to fucking beg them to stop shaving their armpits like with the last girl I was with
Fascinating. Under those circumstances I can tolerate having to nag them into showering.

>>26435492
I’m gonna start calling kernels crunchy popcorn bones from now on. It’s cute

>>26435617

>>26435604
I personally think that pairing a femanon with a femanon would be more entertaining to watch

>>26435545
>waaah people use a rice cooker and get perfect rice every time instead of doing it my way
literally who cares

>>26435845
prove it

>>26435545
Using a rice cooker is a "women" thing you fucking savage.

>>26435901
That's not nearly as hot to be honest

>>26435841
>>26435855
>>26435888
>>26435963
>>26435943

You literally just have to measure your rice and water then have it on the stove until the water evaporates, it's that easy. You use a saucepan or a pot.

Is the pregnancy kink kindred here?

>>26435692
Hairy anus god tier

>>26435673
Anon, do you really find cooking that hard?
I've learnt how to cook when I was like 16 so I can't understand what's so hard about it...

>>26435984
>you have to
Too many steps already, just use a ricecooker

>>26435963
isn't*

>>26435421
I probably thought it came out of urethra as well. My perception of the human anatomy was really fucked up by reading a shit ton of r-18 doujinshi with mosaic while still being a dumb kid and I felt too repulsed by my own genitals to even bother looking.

This thread is quarter idiots posting porn, another shitting on briskadets, how to cook rice and a bunch of triggered Rosebuds. Are there really no streams going on?

>Pomu tried to do the thumbnail pose
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26435947
I got into /dft/ and post my tag asking for guys to be as gay as possible with me. Half of them aren't good enough though and haven't fully given into their homosexual lust.

>>26435554
Just give your money to Bezos like I do
https://www.amazon.com/Wel-pac-Dashi-Kombu-Dried-Seaweed/dp/B00ZB13JHO/
https://www.amazon.com/Katsuobushi-Shaved-Bonito-Flakes-0-88oz/dp/B001CWI4DU/
t. lives in an area without any asian markets

>>26435692
Superb. It should be illegal for women to shave down there.

>>26435860
Cookbud wanted a femanon gf with good basic higyene

Wose~

Just follow instructions from the box and pay attention. Is it that hard?

>>26435897
>femanons don't shave down there, JUST like I like it
I can confirm, women(female XX chromosome and all) I've met from 4chan have such tasty hairy pussies it's unreal.

>>26435469
I don't LARP :(.
I just type the way I normally do and get called a sister...
>>26435545
Rice cooker is the best way though
Like, I know HOW to do it with a pot but it's just more effort for a worse result.

What do you think Pomu would do if you left her alone in a room with Sunny completely unsupervised?

>>26435888
I never understood how a rice cooker is easier than just cooking rice on a stove? It's exactly the same just add rice and water in a pot and let it boil???

>>26435472

>>26435316
Male anon here, didn't know that vagina exist untill like 13 when I looked it up on the internet, thought that girls have a little hole in the crotch and this is where you suppose to put penis in

you ever realize youve done nothing interesting in your life and that you have no stories to tell

>>26436142
That's my dad!
https://twitter.com/Selen_Tatsuki/status/1538687978985336837

>>26435568
I'm Pomu?

>>26435692
Hot, but should be even hairier

>>26435984
anon, flips use both methods
it don't matter

>>26436117
Am i even on 4chan anymore

>>26436123
>>26436030
I guess it's true women are less intelligent after all.

>>26436168
every time i try to interact with people irl, yeah

>>26435568
I-I'm Pomu...

>>26436168
Nope. Go do something then.

>>26435984
Yes, but you also have to manually check or it starts burning. You can use the effort to manually check the rice cooking something else. This is why housewives prefer the ricecooker.

>>26436044
>Are there really no streams going on?
Just Pomu reading superchats. Elira's unarchived karaoke is in 1hr though

>>26435984
When people bring up rice cookers they're definitely referring to cooking jasmine or short grain rice which only benefits from rice cookers or traditional stoves, not traditional western stoves.

>>26436175
Selen's milk...

>>26435984
>measure water and rice
>pour in rice cooker
>hit button
>leave to do other shit until it's cooked to perfection
Why the fuck would I waste time staring at the stove? I could watch VODs instead.

>>26435545
I know how to make rice with a normal pan but rice cookers are more convenient.

>>26435984
I know.
>NOOOOOO YOU MUST USE MORE STEPS
suck my ochinchin

>>26436014
Cooking isn't hard, I'm just lazy... I love the actual process but hate the cleanup, so whatever method that generates the least number of dishes is best. If someone else does the dishes I'll cook whatever (you) want

Nigger

LUCA LOVE! Happy fathers' day, anons!

>>26436306
Trainbro, dont be such a savage

I don’t know how to cook

I wanna cook for Pomu so she'll always have healthy meals ready while she's streaming.

>back when it was only Lazulight
>only me and Elira
Feesh... YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN OUTSIDER YOU BITCH

>>26435984
So basically doing the exact same thing as using a rice cooker with the additional requirement of watching a live fire?

>>26436439

Faggot

>>26436246
I knew misogynists were braindead but goddamn nigga.

>>26436351
>When people bring up rice cookers they're definitely referring to cooking jasmine or short grain rice which only benefits from rice cookers or traditional stoves, not traditional western stoves.
Do you have one of these at home or what bitch?

>>26435984
I'm a chink and everyone in my family except my mom uses a rice cooker. Not sure what the big deal is.

>>26436439
What did Sonny mean by this?

>>26436246
I said in the post I'm NOT a sister, damn it! I'm a man!
Also again, the rice cooker is just more convenient.

Someone going to say cooking rice without using ricecooker is better soon.

I cant imagine some of you trying to drive stick if you cant cook rice and follow directions. Ah well, im too old to understand zoomers.

>>26436542

>>26436439

>>26436586
Anon, go spend father's day with your kids

I can't read!

>>26434568
I can make amazing salmon, chicken, steak, and chili
I shower daily
I do not shave
I have a family history of early parkinsons

>>26436628
Im 26 and have no children.

>>26436501
I feel like that's not actually his father idk

Enna I love you you sexy bitch.

>>26436586
i drive stick and cant cook rice
ama

I can just set a rice cooker and leave it, watch streams for like 3 hours and come back to perfectly cooked rice

>Anons are retarded and think cooking rice is super complex and requires 1000 IQ
I didn't know you were all dropped on your heads as babies and fed processed baby food with traces of heavy metal contaminants lol.

>>26436439

>>26436485
I want to impregnate Pomu's hairy pussy then fuck off because I'm not going to raise a fucking baby, that's her problem.

>>26436634
Hot Fujo…

>>26436127
Have you never cooked a rice manually before retard? It’s not just boiling water. It’s knowing when to turn it down and make it rightly dry. It’s more effort.

>>26436639
When’s she supposed to collab with Millie again?

>>26436586
This is like getting mad at people for riding trains when they can walk there just fine why do rice cookers make you people seethe so much

>>26436398
Oh, I see! I usually just cook for the whole week in advance so the dish cleaning is done once. If you have a freezer you can prepare things you would want potentially eat for the whole month and than just use what you've prepared as you would frozen things from the market! It takes about the whole day but than you don't need to think about anything but the salads and soups for the whole month and get to clean dishes for your cooking session only once in month.
Also, I've never used one but have you tired getting a dishwasher?

>>26436246
Yes, because using technology avalible is a stupid thing to do. Smart men don't shower head (just use a sieve on the tap), washing maching (scrub with your hands), vacuum (you can sweep and wipe good), calculator (with your big brain), toaster (torch, baby) etc.

>>26436634
I want to smell her ass

>>26436708
This, but I marry Pomu and we raise our lovely baby together

>>26436669
>I do not shave
Please elaborate, ideally in extreme detail. God I love me some hairy gash.

>>26436669
>I shower daily
unbased
>I do not shave
based

>>26436796
You will never marry Pomu

>>26436501
Wow Luca looks really different from his dad. Genetics are weird. Glad they seem so close though

>>26436778
>BUT WHATABOUT
You're the kind of fat retard who owns a mobility scooter

imagine using things that are convenient LMAO what a stupid dumb idiot loser

>>26436769
Anon, I dont care about that. I have no rice cooker but I learn to cook rice on the stove at 10.

>>26436662

>>26436755
TOMOWWOW!

>>26436493
I thought it's a Mysta from the thumbnail...

>>26436703
Blame food autists. They turn cooking simple things into full-blown autism.

I HATE POMU'S LUCK

>>26436796
Thanks for raising the child I put in her, anon!

FUCKING STREAMER LUCK GODDAMN HORSESHIT BIRD

yesterday it was showers and now it's about rice, neat. anons are gonna become functional members of society!

FUCKING LUCKSHITTERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26436796
Holy cuck have some self respect

I own a rice cooker and an instant pot yet use neither

>>26437017
Tomorrow Ill teach them to drive stick.

>>26436968
Sorry, that one was discarded

>>26434277
Me too...

>>26436703
Rice on the stove isn't hard, it's just more annoying.

>>26436755
Next week maybe.

>>26436796
Same

>>26433910
I read this in the Pomu DCL chant.

>>26436167
She really needs more art.

>>26436796
Don't worry anon you'll marry Pomu. I hope you have lots a babies and a nice family!

>>26436675
It's me and he's my retarded whore son

Making Rice on a Zojirushi is much better than a pot. Also Pomu's pulling gacha

>>26436769
That's two entirely different things and your insistence in trying to equal them shows your desperation in trying to justify your ineptitude for falling for such a gimmick product in the first place.
Do you also own one of those boiled egg slicers? how many useless kitchen gadgets have you bought?
Your boomer mindset of buying very specific products to shortcut a simple process is what caused the downfall of this country in the first place.

Ewiwa gimme your luck. I need Yelan

https://youtu.be/7VYZ5KojliI
Enna shorts

>>26437060
When you're alone in your 30s it's basically your only option lol

>>26437185
Based

>>26436883
Bbbut it's fun!

>>26436832
Knowing who pomu is now I wouldn't want to, lmao

>>26437185
rice cookers are the downfall of modern society, good job figuring that one out bud

>>26437116
>>26437162

>>26436796
>Actual pomucucks
lol
lmao even
dare I say it's even a KEK

>>26437017
When will anon teach me how to pass university classes

>>26437113
I like the Fumi this guy drew
https://twitter.com/momomo_momo4/status/1515783033768472576

>>26436859
I can't read that text under Millie laughing. What's she saying?

>>26437186
This one was never finished right? That artist blueballed me so hard.

>>26436671
Nigga I'm older than you. Stfu about "zoomers". There's nothing wrong with using rice cookers.

>>26437112
Then why wouldn't you just take the less annoying option?

>>26435845
God, this reminded me of when I used to larp as a gay guy in off topic /v/ threads then watched as gay anons crawled out to say they also wanted to have sex like those tales of zestria boys, then devolved into erping with each other and cuddling, it was like my own little playground.
But in this general I can't do it because vtuber watchers already are semi homosexual

>>26436853
Does my car count? I'm not big brain enough to walk 5 miles both ways for work everyday.

Looks like SEA is waking up to shitpost

>>26437224
why does everyone in nijien have asthma?

>>26437185
A rice cooker is as much a gimmick product as a microwave is. You know you can use it for other things too, right?

I never used a rice cooker before, can you do red rice on it?

>>26436168
There is nothing wrong with that. O Henry made a career telling stories that he heard from random strangers and vagrants from hotel lobbies. Brother Grimms basically specialized in re-telling stories they found from other sources. There are dozens of youtube channels with 1 million+ views every video by dressing up wikipedia articles.

It's not about your own experience, it's about the presentation.

>>26437112
I always just put it in the pot, bring it to a boil, cover, cut the heat and wait like 30 minutes

where is goreposter when we need him

>>26436857
>but I learn to cook rice on the stove at 10.
You learn good english too

>>26437406
Pomu is still streaming.

>>26437286
I do, I'm pro-Rice Cooker

>>26436769
It's more about the principle of the thing. Over-reliance on appliances has made modern women dumb and high maintenance. If you live in a small apartment you can't afford to have a million different appliances to do all these little things for you. At some point it helps to know how to actually cook with just a stove/oven. When I move to Japan with Pomu we're not bringing 10 boxes of appliances to fulfill all her daily food needs. I'm gonna teach her how to cook like a proper housewife and learn to appreciate the simplicity of stove.

>>26436586
>>26436857
anon, I appreciate your contribution, but you really need to stop avatarfagging.

>>26437406
stuck watching his dumb ass pot of rice to make sure it doesnt burn

>>26436586
Train anon do be careful of posting trains regularly. We already had the cookbud incident before

>>26437267
what classes are you having difficulties with anon

>>26437485

>>26437435
Sorry faggot, Ive been writing all and am phoneposting.

>>26437237
Well yeah until you start shitting on people and other cultures. Then it turns toxic.

>>26436775
I usually make enough for 1.5 days at a time, any more than that I don't like it sitting in the fridge for too long. It's a good idea though! But not one I'd do.
And I've had it ingrained in me that it's better to hand wash everything...

>>26437406
Return to your roots.
Slutpost to cleanse the thread.

>>26436586
Avatarfags ALWAYS become fucking obnoxious.

>>26437522
All of them

>>26437558
SEKUSU YARITAIIIIIIIIII

>>26437485
How do you burn rice?
>Set a timer
>Timer goes off
>Remove rice from heat

>>26437352
>willingly ruining your food by drying it with a microwave oven
Your so called rebuttals backfire, blowback entirely in your face so seamlessly it's almost poetic.
What's next anon? you're gonna tell me I should let random men fuck my wife because it's more convenient? maybe I should order my groceries online and eat takeout everyday so I don't have to drive around(or worse, walk!)

You keep falling in the instant gratification rat maze lifestyle that the elites at power designed for the lower classes well over two centuries ago. You're a pawn. You're nothing but a battery made to be drained your name will be forgtten and buried, burnt and destroyed.

>>26437406
Grow some thicker skin, bitch.

>Pomu didn't read my funny on my supachat

bros...
not like this...

>>26437485

Can I order some deron

>>26428718
This is a bit late but I really like supernatural elements used to control. Imagine Vox whispering in your ear, every word making you bend to his will. Fighting against him is pointless, as he has wormed too deep inside your brain. All you can do is give in and let him have his way with you

Heh