/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>holoX in hologra
Thoughts?

I love Ina!

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U

>>26415915
sex

Meimei a cute!

Cunny Moom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0EA9cbDHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0EA9cbDHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0EA9cbDHg

foot and hand on the gate

>>26415982
WE love Ina!

Gura is going to pass out and be late for her stream tonight.

More sex

>>26416001
>MALE
YAB

bigg gfaface

No gay below this line

>>26416001
My Moomer soon hehe~

>>26416019
yeah from all the sex I'm having with her

JPs who will call in for Gura:
Shion
Laplus
Okayu
Marine
Lui

Matsuri is cute!

Today I learned a lot of /hlgg/ has bad relationships with their fathers, both males and female.

I love my orca wife!

Brrrapilim.

>>26415980
Kinda looking forward to this.

TakaMori love!

>>26415982
I miss Ina...

>>26415982
I miss ina

Another thread to groom.
Nice...

JPs who will call in for Gura:
Towa
Towa
Towa
Towa
Towa

>>26415996
yeah!

>>26416056
I have a good relationship with my female father

I miss omega...

Let's be happier this thread

>>26416084
The cutest!

>>26415909
Mumei
Yeah i was addicted to it. At first i metal plate cut it up. It was warm and the throbbing felt nice, like a hug but i cant explain exactly. I kept doing it by "accident" for a long time, i had easier job putting down alcohol honestly

>>26415996
yeah!

>>26416088
jesus that is a fat Ame

>>26416085
You're not funny.

>>26416028
I worry about you....

>>26415980
La+ hasn't even announced her 3D stream. What's taking her so long?

>>26416028
bigg gfaface

>>26415980
I NEED to see koyoyo in it

>>26416084
>>26415999
I need me an autistic moom daughter.

>>26416076
Stop this

>>26416110
The cutest!

Mumei global...

>>26415996
>*a cute laugh

>>26416098
Let's bully Ayamefriend and her 6 cats this thread.

>>26416083
The rest of us thought about making this post but decided not to

>>26416083
I'll grudepost this

My Ina

https://youtu.be/Jc0EA9cbDHg
You still have over a little over two hours to go before Meimei's stream begins /hlgg/. Why don't you go do something fun and watch some VODs. Did you know that Korone streamed a rhythm game today and it's filled with the cutest dog noises you've ever heard? If you watch it, you'll be able to come back just in time for Meimei's stream to start and you'll be much happier than you are right now. Here, I'll even link the VOD for you to catch.
https://youtu.be/Lndlfs9BZkg

>>26416047
You’re great, man

>>26416057
she's getting so much hypnotized art recently

>>26416129
Do you think you can handle her?

>>26416154
moom feet…
home…

Lapchan my daughter

>>26416098
How am I supposed to distract myself from depression when there's no streams?

>>26416160
The cutest of all laughs.

>>26416171
Hope you get a boyfriend to help out with the 6 cats and the toxoplasmosis!

>>26416183
GEE I WANTED WHY

Heard y’all shitting on math last thread

>>26416196
hows it like being the parent of a dorky kenzoku?

>>26416220
Watch ame rock Simulator with me

>>26415980
Don't really care. It'll be the same Japanese humor as always.

>>26416237
dumb phoneposter

Anon, statistically it’s pretty unlikely that the level of underachieving, daddy issues, and mental illness revealed by the last thread arose stochastically. The question is: is it the site that attracts (you), or the chuubas?

>>26416171
Right here friend!

Reminder that Kronii will be the last one to call for some reason, so stop saying "KRONII HATES HOLOLIVE" if you don't want to be grudgeposted

>>26415980
When is EN hologra

>>26416230
I have my mom to help with my cats, I don't need anyone else.

>>26416171
A non-virgin in the Virgin Islands, how Ironic

>>26416191
I will do my best.

>>26416267
Unironically Ame is our only hope there

>>26416173
Nuh uh, you're great

>>26416273
Has she asked if you plan to have kids? Or are you too autistic for her to bother asking?

>>26416115
one day ill be gone just like you anon, dont worry

>>26416171
I found a pic of one of your cats, friend. She looks very cute!

>>26416245
>le epic random, but in Japanese
I don't even watch them anymore

>>26416171
But I'm watching VOD!
I just know the power of doing two things at once and concerts rarely are something that require undivided attention

>>26416171
>Moom of the Wild in two hours
>my familial obligations got pushed to later than what was originally planned so I'll miss most of it

reminder

>>26416259
or maybe only people with issues replied and the rest ignored it

>>26416259
I'm just here to laugh at girls being retarded and get overly excited for streams and shitposting.

It weirds me out to think someone might fetishize me just for being a father.

>>26416192
This world does not have enough Moom feet.

the nijis keep laughing about our superchat numbers, lads.

>>26416267
Ahahaha stick to your smol 3D model

>>26416273
>I have my mom
Lucky you, what are you gonna do when you no longer have her?
I hope you are investing your money wisely!

>>26416183
She's a big degenerate and i love her

>>26416001
How come no one wants to watch my Zelda stream?

rrat

>Holo EU hours
>No Holo EU streaming
ffs...

>>26416348
I don't think there's a single person that watches Kiara for her game portions

>>26416348
Stupid sad Kiara poster, I watch it every weekend

>>26416320
Why is Ame such a coward?

>>26416320
Reminder of what? That Ame pussied out of giving Mumei a headpat? She better do it next time.

>>26416348
I do....

Why are you guys even here? You should be spending your time with your beautiful wife and your wonderful kids

I'll get to briefly hear my Ina in 5 hours

>>26416294
My cats are my children.
>>26416302
I would love my very own neko Chloe to be honest. I could bathe with her and not worry about being scratched. Tabun.
>>26416343
...

>>26416381
>>26416393
>>26416403
Stop replying to the sad Kiara phoneposter.

>>26416273
You're a sad girl, ayamefriend.

>>26416424
Cover pay me to post towa every so often

I fucking love Pekora bros

>>26416267
I can't wait for an animation of girls that have nothing to do with the way they are in stream too!

I miss Ina, something made even sadder by the fact that she doesn't miss us. I can't blame her, I'd hate Takobitches too if I had to deal with them all the time, but it still implies pathetic things about me when I miss someone who doesn't care about her fans.

>>26416424
Cover pays me to anti Towa every now and again.

What does Gura's twat smell like?

>>26416381
Her couple episodes of Elden Ring were great, and she’s very good at bouncing off the narrators in the “puzzles and walking while someone talks to you” genre.

Hoomans go take a nap, still 2 hours left.

JWU, what we doin today bros?

>>26416438
Ayamefriend needs to think about her future!

>>26416171
is this poster female or male?

>>26416470
Salty coins and milk

If you love your oshi so much, why don't you shut up and marry her?

>>26416183
>be garbage fetish pandering whore
>get art
Shocking

>>26416454
Bros I Love Fucking Pekora

>Get more BaeRyS
>IRyStostalkers cry about it.
Noice noice noice.

>>26416466
Not now deadbeeat

>>26416470
Oji-San cum (mine)

>>26416500
I already did
Why do you think IRyS isn't streaming as much?

>>26416424
But this is not my beautiful wife!

>>26416506
Stop doxxing my dick

>>26416489
Anon's mom

>>26416359
europeans don't watch hololive anyway so what's the loss here?

>>26416470
Moldy old shrimp.

>>26416506
>anal

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>26416506
Wait a minute....this is porn!

J*U, what happened here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1vf2vF1LmE

>>26416530
As the days go by...

>>26416267
Anon, Cover doesn’t give a shit about EN or ID. They only exist to advertise the JP branch. We’ll probably see JP7 get on HoloGra before EN or ID.

>>26416500
Don't make fun, they are doing their best

>>26416506
Is this a takodachi? Nice legs bro.

I think gura forgot about birthday

>>26416267
>wanting JP scriptwriters to get their hands on the 'meme a shark'

Where the fuck is the Gura frame?

fucking mods, do your job

She will stream again....someday...

>>26416471
Does anyone have the webm of Kiara getting jump scared by the grafted scion?

>>26416424
I'm hanging out with the family watching F1 and posting on the side

>>26416517
I wish Chumguts was still alive so he could destroy Ojis like you.

>>26416470

>>26416553
It got copyright striked

>>26416171
I wanna rape you..............

>>26416576
It's alright nighttime in Sweden Anon, give it up

>>26416506
Did the guy who drew this never seen a ballsack? It looks like there is a bondage on his balls

>>26416576
who?

>>26416553
Flare made the setlist so it was pretty meh, pretty much a standard birthday concert from year ago

I hope Fauna's ok. It's not like her to no deliver on her promises.

>>26416588
Based Netero

>>26416546
It's a medical procedure

I miss Ame

>>26416506
are those fucking nipples? this is a blue board, sir!

>>26416627
Kys retard

>>26416267
ID make do with their own skit programs, EN has to organize content for their channel themselves

>>26416587
chumguts was the oji....

>>26416267
Sorry bro EN don’t have a group of interns who make random animations in their freee time

>>26416041
>Okayu
She'll pussy out and won't call Gura.

>>26416588
Netero hasn't streamed in a while, I hope he's ok...

>>26416604
thats how pekora likes her men

>>26416654
No retardchama those nipples are not fucking. Pekora and Gorilla-san are tho

>>26416500
I already did though

https://twitter.com/its_still_kuno/status/1538590890679484416

>>26416688
>EN don’t have a group of interns who make random animations in their freee time
https://youtu.be/yfCeuJIAriM

BUBBA NEEDS A WALK. WOOF WOOF BITCH!

>>26416500
But my oshi isn't actually my type..

>>26416715
I despise chumbuds so much

Why is Blazing Sail collab redacted?

Kaela membership post 30 mins ago btw

SHARK

>>26416041
I think all of Holox will call her. Also you're forgetting unity clown (unity sheep will give her a vid)

>>26416736
TOUCH ME BITCH

>>26416741
Risu doxxed Kaela

>>26416667
>chumguts was the oji....
Do not defile his name like that! Chumguts was perpetually 29!

>>26416500
She's a lesbite...

>>26416715
You just know.

>>26416715
Posting the ending

Man, this is cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1aRIo0rOZw

>>26416741
Anya kept saying slurs

>>26416782
me on the left

>>26416715
>bottom left
My dog used to do that all the time, I tripped over him constantly

>>26416500
I'm trying

>>26416740
We know el silla de ruedas

>>26416776
>>26416782
I just knew.

i miss hitomi chris

>>26416553
>blocked everywhere except for Malaysia, Taiwan, Thailand
nahone

So who won't call Gura?

https://twitter.com/noeru97/status/1538397379673501696
SEX

>>26416171
Right here, friend! Thanks for linking to Korone's vod, I have been meaning to watch it.

>>26416852
Me

>>26416267
They actually had job openings for writers for it awhile back, ID and EN. Seems weird to try doing it with only 5 though.

>>26416852
Me

Which of the EN fanbases is the most subhuman?
Deadbeats? Chumbuds?

>>26416553
https://mega.nz/folder/rBpB2ITC#KiurRNQbfID25rrcYT970w

>>26416852
Azki

Fujo thread

>>26416741
Risu did a huge yab, so it had to be privated in order to save Hololive

actually the first game wasn't working and it just kept crashing, they switched to overcooked which also has problems, the stream was really scuffed so they decided to private it

>>26416852
Kiara even though she already announced that she will call

>>26416877
the takos. even they know that they're scum.

>>26416852
towa

>>26416877
Uppity kenzoku needs correction

Ollie faked falling down the stairs to have an excuse to not call into Gura's totsu. Management is forcing her to do this to save face for Gura forgetting that Ollie existed.

>>26416871
My guess is they just used the writers for localization of the JP HoloGra

I’m convinced that all degradation fetishes like dog fucking, oji-san posting, rape, etc are all created and spread mostly by women.

>>26416877
Deadbeats
They are literally sub-human

Towa will call in, prepare your knees

what does a nigga gotta do to get some streams?

>>26416877
Kenzoku

>>26416877
I think fanbase of your pic is

Is any Holo going to be playing Omori now that it's out on Switch? Okayu's playthrough was very good

>>26416918
fuck off D

>>26416741
Risu failed to quell international tensions

>>26416920
And speak perfect English?

>>26416927
just watch mori's

>>26416947
ew

>>26416913
Retard.

>>26416852
IRyS will call bust only speak in Japanese and will never refer to Gura by her name.

>>26416904
fuck off Teamate, Kenzoku actually like women unlike you

>>26416852
I'm gonna go ahead and make some predictions.

Kiara will call in and will either mention Fever Night or her own birthday stream, but regardless will try to promote something she's up to. Ame will call in and act like Gura and her are still close and reminisce with her about things that happened ages ago because they have no recent memories of each other to talk about. Ina will call in, will have drawn a picture for Gura, will have an awkward conversation with her that goes on way past the point that you want it to end. A couple hours after the stream is over Mori will tweet "happy birthday."

>>26416918
More like sub-dermal

>>26416935
She will call in

>>26416947
I did

>>26416922
>>26416924
False and rude.

>>26416970
Ah, meme-shark senpai, tanjoubi omedetou!

>>26416984
>Towa
>Woman
Anon...

>>26416921
Watch Indies
Even Gura admitted to watch an indie a few weeks ago
If Gura does it you probably should too

>>26416989
where do you retards come from?

Maybe we should return to gay posting?

>>26416915
Yes

>>26416927
I think Kiara would be a good fit. Her RPGs are her best series

towa is antiing towa again...

>>26416320
Reminder

>>26417018
i thought she hinted at watching niji.

>>26417015
I mean it makes sense that the male holo would have the most female viewers

>>26416921
I just started checking around all the 3-view EN copro groups to see if there's anyone fun. If holoEN aren't going to stream I'll find someone who does.

>>26416852
Ayame

Which EN will play Mother 3?
I think Mori played earthbound so she's the most likely
I'm surprised not many holos have played it considering how good of a reputation it has

>>26416927
You can watch Ollie's playthrough as well, she was so attached to the game that she decided to roleplay it IRL the other day by falling down the stairs.

>>26417015
SEKKUSHI ONNA NO KO TOWA!

Sankisei

>>26417052
There was absolutely no indication who she was watching, shitstirrer.

>>26417052
She said "not Hololive vtuber" but didn't mention any names

Surely having so many dead days must be deliberate. Maybe the girls are protesting something

>>26417099
>shitstirrer
projecting much?

>>26416907
To the rratmobile!

>Kiara - lazy bitch
>Mori - lazy bitch
>Ina - lazy bitch
>Ame - lazy bitch
>Gura - lazy bitch
>Fauna - lazy bitch
>Kronii - lazy bitch
>Mumei - lazy bitch
>Ballz - lazy bitch
>IRyS - lazy bitch
is it possible to make an EN generation without lazy bitches? should all of them be fully japanese that speak english?

>>26416852
Tuna

>>26417120
Sana...

Need Reine and Fauna to collab again
I miss their hijinks

Check out my old drawing of Towa! I think it turned out alright, but what do you think? :b

>>26416915
Anything about hags is specifically me

>>26417115
They all got suspended for making fun of Morbius after Fubuki shilled it on the official channel

>>26417120
Why are sanalites like this?

>>26416934
No... not again...

>>26417069
Are you being dumb? They don't have rights for a Game Boy Advanced game that never left the system. Hololive. Needs. Rights. To. Stream. ya fucking Idiot

>>26417069
Mother 3 doesn't have an official translation

>>26416741
Why are all of the replies about Risu what did she actually do

>>26416852
Nobody in Gen 0 will
Haachama from Gen 1 will call
Nobody from Gen 2 will call
Nobody from Gen 3 will call
Towa and Watame from Gen 4 will call
Polka from Gen 5 will call
Everyone from Gen 6 will call in a group
Nobody from Gamers will call
Risu and Moona from ID1 will call
Everyone from ID2 will call
Everyone from ID3 will call
Everyone from EN1 will call
Everyone from EN2 will call

>>26417120
>Ballz - lazy bitch
fuck off bitch put some respect on my name

>>26417151
It looks like shit. Hows Marcus dping

>>26417181
Okayu streamed it recently I think
https://youtu.be/kfQ7Q4pGtM4

>>26417069
Put down the pipe homeboy, it's making you lose your fucking mind

>>26417196
Broke containment too hard

Holos for "sweaty drugged up sex in a tent at a festival" feel?

>>26417181
korone has streamed GBA games. you can play them on a GC and some got ported to WiiU VC.

>>26417231
Well not recently but post-Holocaust either way

>>26416852
Anon won't call in, he hates Gura ever since the yab

>>26417034
>pixelshit

Uhh maybe if it had better grafics. I fink vat's more of a Calli game lol.

Stop posting JPs. It's not SEA hours. We discuss ENGLISH vtubers here. Don't argue with me or we will make your countries colonies again.

>>26417213
Haachama won't call

>>26417264
me

>>26417263
WDSDIB

>>26417213
>Matsuri wont call in
>Shion wont call in
>Marine wont call in
>Towa will
Retard heres your (You) and get out of my sight

>>26416741
Anya went back to the first model and shook her tits around while Risu made paizuri jokes.

>>26417213
Ollie is in the hospital so she won’t

tysonbee would beat amebee

>>26417214
Based

>>26417264
Ollie

watch chumchuds bitch about the girls who dont call in while applauding all the ones who do call in only saying "eehhhh 4 million subs sugoi shark" and that's it when those exact calls will make gura feel exponentially worse than any non call she receives

>>26417194
yeah but I heard rumors they will release it soon on the next Nintendo direct

>>26417264
This old hag will provide the drugs.

Which homo will call Gura?

>>26417277
But we are discussing EN? We are discussing who would call in Gura birthday

>>26417296
I can manhandle both

>>26417294
shion definitely won't. not after that awkward switch sports collab and the underperforming covers.

>>26417314
shitposters arent gura fans

>>26417331
Reine

You’re like a bunch of gossiping teenagers…
“JESSICA WILL CALL TO KIMBERLEY’S BIRTHDAY OMAGUSSHHHHHH BUT ANNA??? OMAGUSHHHHH THEYR DBDND DNDNDN HEY HATE THEY THEY THEY HATE EACU OTHEREERR”

>>26416852
Gawr.

I just listened to Astel's tribute karaoke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ovRGqxYZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ovRGqxYZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ovRGqxYZo
Tomorrow!

>>26417296
pfft

>>26417331
pizzadad will send in a shitpost video

>>26417331
Kronii

>>26417296
geriatric mike tyson after smoking a pound of weed could still probably kill every anon here in a single punch
amebee would still win

>>26417207
Can you even call your ship canon if they didn't have a deathmatch in Minecraft?

>>26417366
It will be okay

When is Lui 3D debut?

>>26417264
All, without the drugs and festival

>>26417371
Happy for you!

>>26417354
>KIMBERLEY
Femhooman my beloved wife...

which holo will ask Gura to collab while calling in?

>>26417331
Izuru will call in and recite The White Man's Burden in a Yorkshire accent

>>26417374

I hope there aren't a lot of call ins. Im tired of 3+ hour birthday streams

>>26417371
Damn how long have the FF9 Watamates been waiting for this? Are you going to explode into Watamate Chunks due to overexcitement tomorrow?

>>26416001
>11 PM
I might actually catch part of a Mumei stream for once

>>26417331
towa

>>26417392
2 days

Will Calli call in or leave another voicemail?

>>26417274
Well she did play it already

>>26417354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrxI_euTX4A

>>26417405
Lui

>>26416889
>there are no i love shien posters
>there are endless shien gayposts however
AME GET OFF THE PORNHUB GAY BEFORE YOU POST

I think the Myth off collab will be the last Hololive stream I watch, seems like a good ending point

>>26417395
>without festival
Are you gay?

I think it will be better to name the one who won’t call it

>>26417366
>Astel's tribute
post pics

I have a good feeling about tonight bros

>>26417445
seeya the day right after

>>26417460
what the fuck is that

>>26417366
it was painful to sit through but he handled it like a champ.
i hope she finds peace

>>26417497
spider

>>26417267
Mother 3 doesn't have an official english translation and the only way a holo can stream it is by using a jap Wii U

>>26417460

>>26417400
>>26417417
I'm not a watamate, but Watame's FF9 streams were the first time I ever watched her outside of clips back in 2020. Seeing her start a new let's play made me very happy

Towa cute
https://youtu.be/rffCeTsZ8ik?t=5954

>>26417470
The duet timeline inches ever closer

>>26417460
Oh god this image makes me laugh so much

>>26417509
Only Haatons could create such monstrosities and say "Yep, this is edible!"

>Ollie mentions that she didn't know about Gura's totsu
>falls down stairs and ends up in the hospital shortly afterwards

>>26417507
Didn't Mori get a WiiU just for earthbound? I guess it's not too far fetched

>>26417536
SOON

I heard Pavolia Reine and Kiara are lesbians. Is that true?

>>26417115
They’re all flying to Japan for Gura’s birthday

>>26417509
My coworker ate those too but without the fruits and other gay shit

im really happy that towas efforts to re-engage with her kenzoku resulted in her feeling hurt and betrayed and withdrew again into her self imposed isolation

>>26417560
Don’t mess with the blue woman
Never end well

I saw Mumei's Zelda thumbnail and thought Link was Ame.
I miss Ame...

>>26417596
QRD?

Goodnight everyone, remember to drink for Hololive

>>26417605
She streamed like two days ago.

>>26417069
>gameu piratingu???????
>moddingu??????????
>ando stimuration???????????
>we would rike to purr out-o

>>26417596
>im really happy that towas efforts to re-engage with her kenzoku resulted in her feeling hurt and betrayed and withdrew again into her self imposed isolation

>>26417616
I need some liquor. Recommendations?

>>26417583
wanna find out?

>>26417616
Goodnight, dream of Hololive

>>26417616
No fucking way, I'm never ever drinking alcohol again.

>>26417636
I just like limoncello, vodka and beer

>>26417616
I would drink if I didn't have to work, good night

>>26417636
Glenfiddich is good value for money

>>26417616
i'm down like 4 liters of beer today and have 1.5 to go. somebody make a toast

>>26417630
towa dealing with towa

>>26417636
I've been enjoying Roku Gin lately

>>26417636
gin but add lemon juice to it.
the english are based

ame doko?

https://twitter.com/nakiriayame/status/1538520088877629441
Reminder that Ayame's streaming record for this month is over and now Sana and even Ina could potentially have more streams than her this time.

>>26417560
how do you fall down the stairs, aren't there handrails that you can just grab onto?

>>26417630
>>im really happy that towas efforts to re-engage with her kenzoku resulted in her feeling hurt and betrayed and withdrew again into her self imposed isolation

>Kiara beats you in a wrestling match
>She's going to suplex you off a 42 story building as her finisher
>You'll both die but she'll be reborn
>She asks if you have one last request before she kills you
What would be you one request from Kiwawa before death?

>>26417654
I want to have sex with Matsuri

>>26417560
She knew too much.

>>26417656
What happened?

>>26417697
>reminder that...Sana
Now I'm horny, you better take responsibility.

>>26417616
Good night, Watamate

>>26415996
Cute and sexy

call your father

>>26417656
I used to say that every morning, and then I learned to moderate my intake. And avoid tequila. One bad night with Jose was all it took, I can't even stand the smell anymore.

>>26417747
My what?

>>26417746
Both!

>>26417714
To suck the Kikkericock

>>26417747
I sent him a text? That's good enough, right?

Reminder ID3 literally live like this

>>26417714
Let me cum in her pussy

>>26417747
no
I'm eating lunch with him

I like Sora's laugh

>>26417560
>>26417725
I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU
DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?