/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hello

OJ

>>26415110

>>26415110

>>26416214

>>26415110
hi

>>26416236

>>26416275

>>26416291

>>26416333
I've always thought that the yellow hardhat makes Ina look especially like a child for some reason.

>>26416430
Bratty ina trying to look like a child so she can kidnap some kids. Correction needed.

>>26416333
>>26416430
>>26416501
what does that have to do with towa

I wish that thread stayed alive for just a bit longer....

>>26416805
Friends?

>>26416966
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh purple women sex

>>26416910
How come

>>26417028
I didn't post enough Roboco. Also, it was nice talking with other art posters about their oshis...

>>26417122
Now post her lewd.

>>26417154
I'll post more, if you tell me, what's so great about Roboco's personality (without looking at past thread)

gay nasfaq sex

New thread, more Aki

>>26417563
Based

Hi-
I am happy to announce that we will be releasing the beta version of the new mutual funds feature tomorrow at 5:00pm ET. Mutual funds include:
- Ability for players to create their own publicly traded companies
- Recruitment and role management
- Portfolio management
- Dividend distribution
- Mutual fund chat
- Bulletins

Please see the floor for a detailed description on how they will work. floor id 7dbb965f-fc13-4f9f-bea0-371d5e173374

>>26415110
HIE

>>26417836
>israel

>>26417836
Nice

posting because i want to listen to it

>>26417836
LETS A GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26417716
Roboco is cute

>>26417997
Couldn't agree more!

>>26417836
thanks for the hard work honk, make sure to get some well deserved rest, biggest fan

>>26417836
so basically from what I read the company with the best traders will get the most benefits? I can't wait for the top 10 traders of the returns report to be bombarbed with recruitment requests

>>26414593
Hey now, small steps, you can't fix all of your problems from day to night, you'll get promptly called a retard when you fuck up and you'll get credit when you do good provided that I keep an eye on your wallet that is
Maybe I should set up a proper stalk tool, could be fun to see how you progress if you really intend on getting #1 in RR one day
>>26415110
>>26417836
>hellopost happens
>new content drops
What did I say, hellopo rules this thread

>>26417836
Does x50 affect normal market volatility?

Huh

>>26418377
Volatility for trades made by mutual funds will be dampened by a factor of 5, so they essentially have the same potential influence as a single player.

>>26418426
bets refunded I assume, match got canceled

>>26418442
I see

>>26417836
So is there any reason for a solo player to NOT make their own personal mutual fund? What would be the downside?

>>26418442
this is correct, I was there. It glitched out and we just moved on to another fight after waiting like 15 minutes or so

>>26417836
Honk, pleeeease remove the roommate names from the word filter, it constantly fuck up perfectly normal phrases, it's almost as bad as a chink filter
captcha:KGB NG

>>26418426
Those bets were refunded because the match got rendered as No Contest and will be redone next time.
There was a weird rare glitch involved that can technically resolve itself sometimes, so that's what the second bet was for.

>>26418284
You wouldn't be the first and only one to stalk my wallet.

>>26418623
There is a difference between stalking wallet changes and recording wallet changes with market trends and prices to call you out later with reports on why you deserve to get slapped

Happy father's day, /nasfaq/!

>>26418775
You too!

>>26418775
>/nasfaqg/
>having a father figure

>>26418775
Forgot to say, remember to give lots of love to your kids, and buy responsibility.

>The money invested into the company goes into the fund's balance which can be reinvested into coins by the fund members
Who will have the ability to reinvest? Surely not standard fund members right?

>>26418743
That sounds extreme, and I'm pretty sure he has something similar, otherwise he wouldn't tell me that my trading has gradually improved over time.

>>26419064
To be honest it would be something I'd do to keep me out of boredom, but hey new update coming in hot, so it probably won't happen, and he's definitely better than me at this stuff, I'm just a schizophrenic man that knows how to work with numbers

Post yfw
>Mutual Funds do not have a dedicated auto trader

>>26419411

>>26419411
codefags can't stop winning

Will there be a towa mutual fund?

>>26419528
ban em

Does anyone have the old autoclicker from the pre zhonkbot era? Asking for a friend haha

>>26419533
Worry not now, there are things to be tested first before the plan commences.

>>26419411

>>26419577
Sure
https://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

>>26419411
Our time to shine codefags and mathcucks!

>>26419605
Coco has more honor than this.

>nerds now have an advantage
>just like pre-zhonkbot/pre-server side trader
disgusting

>>26419582
When the plan does commence id like to get in at the ground floor. If that's possible I'm not sure how this mutual fund thing works fully...

>>26419806
We will devise something, do not worry. Our plan is very simple after all and it is to buy Towa, for now we lie in wait for the prime scenario. The details are not worth noting for the specifics as for now.

>>26417836
It appears the time has come for me to awaken from my slumber. This better be fun, Honkers, else I'm setting Nasfaq's floor on fire (in Minecraft, of course)

>>26419754
>5 faggots never log into the game
>they make more money than the people clicking every 10 minutes
>the people actually playing the game get fed up and abayo
>game dead

>>26420028
>they make more money than the people clicking every 10 minutes
And rightfully so.

>>26420096
soulless

>>26420028
I can't wait for the seasonal competition update

>>26420954
me neither, it sounded cool

>>26416123

>>26417836
OHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO BUY PLAYERS

Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Mutual funds inbound!

>Game Activity
• There have been 218 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 6 less than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 12.06.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 19.06.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 18.06.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

>>26421637
>Top offtopic posts
Well what are they?

>>26421726
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

>>26421751
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>>26421768
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>>26417836
>When creating a fund, you choose a name, mission statement, icon, tag, color, and an initial investment amount. This initial investment will come directly from your balance and is the only opportunity you will have to directly inject money into the fund.
So people who join later don't inject money, only the CEO does?
>When the CEO decides to make the company public, users will have the opportunity to buy and sell up to 1000 shares of the fund each day.
Does this mean *I* can buy/sell up to 1000 shares per fund specific fund or that *the entire market* can buy/sell up to 1000 shares per fund
>It is also at this time, once per day, when user orders for fund shares are processed using the new price
So all buys/sells happen at the same time? No regular buying cooldown? Can buy 1000 shares in one go if I have the money?

>>26421751
ohhh im making trading profits and now i won't for this week

>>26421768
I made less dividends than last week...Oh well

>>26421796
>give us feedback.
Add a long cat to the side of the returns report. That way when you do successfully get a combo going there is a cute long cat going down the side of it.

>>26421887
only the ceo injects money. 1000 shares limit is per person per day. All trades for funds are processed at once, once a day. you can buy up to 1000 in one go but you must be able to afford it, otherwise you won't get any.

>>26421796
>Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement?
Could you add a column that counts the lines after the rank? It'd be useful to see how well I did compared to my rank on the leaderboard

>>26422313
There's no way it's not getting combo'd, and you know that.
>>26422449
On which report?

>On which report?
>>26422571
All of them, please

>>26422616
Except Income by Source, since it's already ordered by rank?

Towa is the 7th best coin in the game by volume metrics. Please buy Towa.

>>26422681
Yeah, I guess it isn't needed

Monero's cheap today. Should I buy?

>>26417836
>Price of each share is recalculated once per day at market close, 4:02pm ET, as the total asset value of the company divided by the number of outstanding shares
Does "total asset value of the company" include liquid or is it only coins worth?

>>26422859
>cryptokek
go back to posting pink wojaks on /biz/

>>26422865
It includes liquid

>>26422865
I guess "assets" refer to the fund's coins.
>>26422859
>speculating on xmr
If you're not gonna use them just forget it.

>>26421768
>pann: -0.07%

>>26417836
Can you buy shares from your own fund/fund you are a part of?

>>26423489
Yes

>>26417836
Assuming funds cannot buy shares in other funds?

Yes, please buy Towa. Her coin name is called "Inanis." The Towa listed on the market is a fake coin, therefore don't buy her!

wah more like blah

>>26423349
Expect him at the bottom of every RR from now.

>>26424459
Wah did you just wah to me?

>>26425169
takos are less scary than even kenzoku

>>26425214
I am not surprised, I would be more scared of a guy that wants to suck my dick off too.

>4.3% divs
honk let me off this is the worst ride

>>26424982
>investigator at the bottom
As he should be

Anyone willing to buy a coco hat

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>26417836
>If you have any questions please feel free to ask
ogey

>Recruitment and role management
>Portfolio management
>All fund members will have access to the fund's portfolio
Will the CEO get the ability to create roles with different permissions for each member, so you could allow certain members to trade, say, only gen 4 or stuff like that? Can you remove everyone's permission to buy Towa?

>Dividend distribution
Will the CEO/management have control over this? So different funds could compete with each other offering better rates to investors at the cost of having less capital to reinvest/compensate management.

>an initial investment amount
>will come directly from your balance and is the only opportunity you will have to directly inject money into the fund
Could you add the option for people joining the fund as "fellow portfolio managers" to inject money as well when they join?

>The rest of the investment will come from releasing shares of the company to the public
>users will have the opportunity to buy and sell up to 1000 shares of the fund each day
Do the CEO/management have control over how many shares get released and when? Having people throw liquid at the fund when you don't need it sounds like a pain. It makes more sense for the fund to decide to release shares when they want to raise funds only, not all the time.

>a 1.5% rate of each sale being distributed amongst the fund members as a fee for their work
>each fund will distribute the total payout received from (dividends) to their shareholders
So fund members only profit from sells and investors from divs? Sounds exploitable. I think it makes more sense for each fund to be able to set their own rates for sales/dividends so different funds offer different investment solutions to their investor and compete with each other by doing so. Also
>You certainly could manage a fund all by yourself, and earn 100% of the fees from investors
If you are doing it all by yourself you'd get the 1.5% rate on sells all for yourself but, assuming you haven't gone public, who the 'investors' would be? Can a company just never go public? If so, who gets the money from divs? Do the CEO + management count as investors before the company goes public? Does the CEO get shares proportional to his initial investment the moment the company goes public?

>at market close, 4:02pm ET
>4:02pm ET
What the actual fuck?

>interest of 10% is added to their liability
Who gets that interest? The shareholder? The broker? Also, how is that interest applied? Once? Daily? Weekly? Shouldn't the fund managers be notified of big selloffs/get a bit of extra time to act before the fine applies? Seems unnecessary punishing otherwise

>>26426380
>19:00:00

>>26421751
DAMN YOU CYPHERPOSTER

>>26417836
Can mutual funds buy shares in mutual funds?

100% OJ?

>>26427167
no

>>26427616
D =

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 35,132,866, a 0.57% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 532,316. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,784,039 shares, or 7.92% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 83,941 shares, or 0.24% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 51):
>Sana :: +5.3%
>Rurudo :: +3.9%
>Kronii :: +3.4%
>Lui :: +2.8%
>Ayamy :: +2.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 15):
>Nana :: -2.7%
>Korone :: -2.3%
>Matsuri :: -1.8%
>Moona & Ollie :: -1.5%
>Pekora :: -1.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $272,549.91, which is a decrease of 0.32% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,115,016,167,090.81, which is a decrease of 1.33% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $31,737.13. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $123,505,927,883.46 in total market value, or 11.08% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $905,516,238.64 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Korone :: +70.4%
>Subaru :: +35.4%
>Miko :: +32.9%
>Matsuri :: +32%
>Choco :: +18.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Suisei :: -25.4%
>Nene :: -24.4%
>Okayu :: -23.9%
>Sana :: -21.9%
>Flare :: -16.4%

1 coin (Mio) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $376,526,458, which is a decrease of 85.44% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,108,038,606.76 today, a decrease of 0.8% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 15):
>Kanata :: +26.5%
>Kanaeru :: +5.1%
>Nene :: +3.7% All me.
>Flare & Ayamy & Roboco :: +2%
>Mumei :: +1.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>1 coin (Pekora) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>5 coins (Towa, Ui, Nabi, Pochimaru, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>60 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Korone :: $900.02 Down
>Suisei :: $765.40 Up
>Okayu :: $478.02 Up
>Hololive :: $413.34 Up
>Sana :: $354.32 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nana :: $5.28 Down
>Rushia :: $5.31 Up
>Civia :: $5.58 Up
>Mio :: $9.80 Up
>Coco :: $14.75 Up

Overall Average movement was $55.14 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $125.45 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$132.34 per hour.

A couple of notes and a tenative announcement:
Firstly, regarding Mutual Funds, there is currently not any plan nor structure for a Numbers Review expansion for Mutual Funds. I intend to poke around a bit, but I want to offer the opportunity for others to take the reins on that if they so choose. In a way, this is crossover territory between the Returns Report and Numbers Review, and also new ground at the same time. I want to offer that opportunity to others.
With that said, I am announcing that I intend to create a mutual fund for the Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge. I've felt for a while now that it was time to "expand the business" so to speak, and Mutual Funds being released is a good time as any. F.U.C.K.'s primary goal as a Mutual Fund will be pretty much as it alway has been: to gather and distribute market information in more easily-accessible manner, and to help people have a better understanding of internal market mechanics so that they can not have their reps done for them, but decide for themselves what reps are important and what aren't. The mutual fund will serve as a way to help drive this, providing funding for market research and general support for those willing to gather and share information with the general public, as opposed to hoarding it for themselves. Anybody interested in providing the thread and the playerbase with regular information and/or analytics is permitted to join.

As always, the Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>26421751
Sold my oshi enough to offset her shit dividends.

>>26428384
As per usual, thank you very much for your number review!
Happy to hear about the idea of mutual funds. It would really be nice to see people like you, morning review, network guy and others combine power and provide us, anons, with better research!
>Sana :: +5.3%
All me Don't ask why.

>>26430305
I don't remember posting this

>>26430305
>It would really be nice to see people like you, morning review,
Yeah I wonder who those two anons are.

>>26430305
I don't remember posting this

>>26431379
what about a big tits fetish

>>26431607
That's called just liking women.
Get a real fetish like giantesses or something.

oooh mutual funds. any clan kids can adopt my unintelligent self

I'm at Walmart y'all want anything

>>26440744
towa

>>26440744
Ice cream

>>26440744
Tokino Soda

>>26424226
>>26426829
not yet
>>26426509
the roles are not that advanced yet, its simply either member or board member, where board members can make bulletins and accept incoming requests.
none of the income from dividends are given disproportionately to the members, it is entirely distributed amongst shareholder who among them are probably also fund members.
>Could you add the option for people joining the fund as "fellow portfolio managers" to inject money as well when they join?
Possibly, right now all members will have to invest via buying shares
>Do the CEO/management have control over how many shares get released and when?
Only when to first go public. after that they cannot stop people from buying, but that is something we can definitely add
Giving the funds the ability to set their own rates is something also on the list of soon to come. the CEO will be able to choose how many shares they want to start off with which will affect the initial price per share. If there are no outstanding shares, the dividend payouts just get added to the fund balance instead of being distributed
>What the actual fuck?
that is when the NAV of mutual funds irl are calculated every day
>Who gets that interest?
it is compounded onto their negative balance at the time of recalculation each day. as soon as the fund is no longer in the red, they won't be given the interest payment

>>26440744
bread, apples, ninjin, pudding and potatoes please

>>26441018
How do taxes work for selling, also flat 10%? Is there tax on buying or selling fund shares?
And how do members gain money? Every time someone purchases one of their shares they get 1.5%? Does that mean that the fund will get 98.5% added to their liquid?

Is there any reason I shouldn't invest all in mayonnaise zaibatsu day 1 given they are all fucking try hards and let them make money for me?

>>26441458
yes also flat 10%. there is no tax on buying or selling shares, only the 1.5% fee that goes to the fund members. members gain money from purchases of fund shares. 98.5% of the sale goes to the fund balance, the other 1.5% goes to the members

>>26440744
Could you get me a cornetto please?

>>26443626
Fuck there's zombies in the Wal-Mart!

>>26448581
Why don't we have schizos like this
All we have are lame duck schizos who aren't even funny

>>26450819
>(User was warned for this post)
Faggot mods don't have the guts to own up to their mistake and congratulate that anon for predicting the future with schizo powers.
Also we 100% have schizos like this, they just don't post their schizo ramblings. We have numbermancers that have stared into the abyss and don't always completely come back.

>>26451841
I will never forget
>NasfaqSchizophrenia(2)
>ohnyoo(8)

>>26452194
my desktop is still a mess lmao

>>26450819
ok, but who the fuck is mori? A Homostar?
Also Senzawa coin when (played like Civia and Rushia)?

>>26414609
please keep posting highly sexual heimins
>>26416805
>>26412267
and towas
>>26421796
50% trading income
good boy so proud https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QombDrRjd5Q

>>26443428
so you buy 50x on stocka, you pay 55a?
thats quite powerful
the x10 stops it being useful for 1x so this opens up BIG NUT PLAYS ONLY

You might need this tomorrow.

>>26457486
>10~50
Nice FUD

>>26457486

>>26457486
if its flat 10%, you only need 21% for all on the 10-50x

You can use a mutual fund to take the Civia/Coco/Rushia pump to the next fucking level...

There are two new bets up.
Gamble responsibly. There's mutual funds to set up tomorrow.

>>26418434
Presuming it's you honk, even if this change is true, I was wondering how this affects overall volatility. As the mutual funds' individual multibuys and purchases are dampened, how does that affect the total overall share pool? I'm thinking that it will end up resulting in share inflation and resulting individual user impact on the market to be decreased as a result of the massive increase in the volume pool, if this is intended, that's fine, I was just wondering.

>>26417836
Are mutual funds going to have icons and if so, are they from a preselected list or can we upload our own?

>honk himself bets that everything's going to go to the shitter when the update goes live
That's experience gambling, that is.

>>26461343
Pls honk, I need this.

>>26461684
>spaghet can't purchase the new license to join the fund
kek

>>26462061
whats a new account for the olive man

>>26462061
>>26462147
There are posters at every entrance to Raymond James Stadium instructing security NOT to allow this man onto the property. The Hillsborough County Sherrif's Department and City of Tampa Police have also been notified.

So as a player that doesn't talk to anyone am I fucked when this update goes live? Is thee only way to compete to join hands with a bunch of faggots now?

>>26462525
you can make a fund with just yourself

>>26460684
loli towa loli towa

>>26462589
I'm too poor for thatt

>>26462525
Make mutual funds with your alts.

>>26462982
if youre good enough people will take note and invest into you

>>26463048
ohhh konnui

>>26463048
>alts
sounds like cheating

http://poal.me/kh19l5

>>26462982
if you are high in there you can manage a fund with no trouble >>26421751

>>26463281
what does this have to do with towa

>>26417836
Can mutual funds do superchats, betting, or gacha?

>>26417836
HONK REMOVE MY BET INHIBITORS
I'M ABOUT TO DROP 200M ON YOU FUCKING UP

>>26463291
Funds seem like alot of trouble. I'm just going to continue to try to make money so I can buy Luna

>Wonderwall
Sorry, Neil completely cured me of this song.

I'm proud of you faggots.

>>26464756
It was posted in /hlgg/

>>26464835
I am slightly less proud of you faggots specifically, then.

>>26464165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o15tjq1AYQc

>>26464165
Everything Neil touches ruins the "original" song for me. Ghostbusters, In the End/What a Fool Believes, anything Smashmouth, "Smooth"...I can't fucking listen to Smooth Criminal anymore without belting out H̨̹̜͐̄͢a̞̬ͭͯ͜͞r̶̛̬̳̔ͪr̸̯̣̄ͭ͡ȉ̧͖̬̿s̶̼͙ͮͭǫ̛̫̖ͣ̄n̵̸͓̞̎̊ ̢̨̺͙̽ͩF̘̣ͤ́̚̕o̰̳ͨ̀͘͢r̝̜̍ͪ͘͠ḓ̴̟͒͑͞

>>26466968
Seeing this post motivated me to see what else he's exactly made, and I did not need to come across the realization that "The Mysterious Ticking Noise", a video I remember watching with my sister when I was 5 or 6 that was my first real introduction to youtube and the internet. What the fuck.

>>26467686
Neil has been ahead of the entire internet curve since he was 14. He's 35 now.
He has multiple shitposting empires to his name.

>>26462061
>make new account
>join funds
>go into debt
solid plan also amesame hot

>>26417836
Let's say I make new accounts and make a mutual fund with them, is that allowed?

Good morning nasfaq!

Ohhh Konnui

Test

>>26417836
>more social features
fuck you

>>26477182
anon i love you, i'll always be here for you

>>26477291
fuck you too

>>26477182
All that's left is to be able to send images on the chat and we'll be semi discord

>>26477311
if you ever want to talk i'm here

>>26461343
>When creating a fund, you choose a name, mission statement, icon, tag, color, and an initial investment amount.
Hopefully "icon" means anything we want.

>>26477381
how long till someone makes his icon the sombrero?

>>26477313
Chat is fine, but this I cannot tolerate

>>26476487
Yo

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>>26477381
"The Goslings"
"We buy our oshi nothing more nothing less. No couples policy."
Icon :

>>26479189
KILL YOURSELF TEAMATE

>>26480343
>suisei image
>no ame in sight
>KYS TEAMATE!
rent free

>>26480523
Teacucks are the one that are obsessed with pairing Ame with Gosling. Suiseiposters don’t do that.

>>26480603
>pairing
>with gosling

>>26480625
Goslingniggers are so obsessed that they rather post gosling than Ame in their general. Might as well change the general’s name to gosling general.

>>26478877
Please define "experienced" and "beginner" skill levels.

>>26480603
>Suiseiposters don’t do that.
How to tell if someone's new without them telling they're new

Good morning nasfaq!

Am I the only here who doesn’t like seeing a fucking ugly 3D gosling posted in a supposedly a general for 2D girl dozens of times every thread? Fuck goslingniggers.

>>26481092

>>26480603
>suiseiposters don't do that
Explain why there is suisei in there
>>26480695
Holy mother of obsession, did a teamate touch you in your no-no square?

>>26481057
Found the goslingnigger. Kys.

>>26481092
>itoddler

>>26481035
Also, a follow-up question: Will there be breaks between the matches?
"How many games would you prefer to be played overall per person?" can be answered differently, depending on person's schedule.

>>26461343
Currently the selection of icons are like the profile ones, I don't think we have discussed about custom ones yet, so this may change in the future.
Initially the plan is to get things out for the beta, QOL will come later on.
-trial dev

>>26481132
>exposed for being a newfag
>kys
like clockwork

I should visit Ame thread again. I miss my (You)s.

Futa, amirite?

i fucking love tomatoes, especially in burgers

why do you niggers keep falling fron newfag bait? Ignore, don't reply and he will go away like the fucking pedestrian that he is

>>26481245
I will still visit Ame thread. Not now since I’m using my phone.

>>26481241
>i fucking love tomatoes, especially in burgers
You're lucky I'm very busy right now, otherwise I'd tear you a new one you tomato-endorsing rapscallion

Let's say, hypothetically, I was in a group of 10 people.
Let's say all 10 of us make our own personal mutual fund, and we all join each others funds as well. 10 players in 10 different mutual funds.
What exactly is the benefit of this arrangement? Does it serve any purpose? Is it a waste of resources, inefficient? Would it not just be better to pool all our resources into 1 single mega mutual fund?

>>26481442
More flexibility but lower leverage maybe.

>>26481442
you can oshicoin 500 coins at once instead of 50

>>26481138
>>26481113
>>26481109
Give me your ugliest gosling in your collection

>>26482423
A literal fucking toad, beat this I dare you

>>26481390
What about braised cabbage in a burger?

>>26482509
Gosling, retard. Can't you read?

>>26482550
Can YOU watch Ryan Gosling's Drive? Because he's wearing the jacket, therefore he is LITERALLY Ryan Gosling.

>>26482610
I can't post this on Ame thread.

>>26482550
/nasfaqg/, retard. Can't you read?

>>26482652
Yes you can.

>>26482694
There are alligators there and alligators eat frogs.

Feels like I'm reading posts made by an actual unironic redditor or worse, a kid.

>>26482739
You've got a point, sorry. Here's an ugly Gosling.

>>26482804
Be specific fag, who are you talking about

Give me a cute picture of Ame and I will leave Ame general alone.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>>26482804
It's SEAhours that's why

>>26482423
Behold the Gonnant

ohhhh i need to shit

>WU
>Listen to my GF's ASMR for last night
>Plan on what I'll buy today
Hope you have a better morning that mine

>>26484354
>listen to my GF's ASMR for last night
anon your GF is Ayamy I don't know how I can win this....

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 23)
>Aqua :: $14,863.25
>Pekora :: $8,570.39
>Noel :: $6,915.03

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 43)
>Miko :: -$10,414.18
>Gura :: -$8,992.01
>Suisei :: -$8,430.79

Overall Average Adjustment is -$695.91
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,415.62
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,895.09

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't forget that Mutual Funds debut in a little less than 48 cycles.

>>26484797
ohh im buying suzy

>>26481139
Breaks - probably some when people need them.
For experienced / intermediate i'd say has played a good amount of games and/or won games before, if they know a few yakus beyond the mahjong soul tutorial then thats probably good enough.
Scheduling hasnt fully been decided upon per the form for feedback, but i assume similar to chess 1-2hrs after adjust fits most timezones.

>>26485188
I see. Thanks

>>26485188
>started playing 2 weeks ago
>qualify as an experienced player
alright can you change that for me then? lol
-anon8

>>26485330
I should add its only a rough estimation for seeding, unless people vote for beginners to be in a different bracket.
>>26485572
Will do

>>26485682
arigathankschama!

>>26485779

Aki

>>26486343
That's a good OL Aki

>>26485188
oh youre going that far with experienced huh
i figured "would get bodied by the few saint levels in the thread" meant i was a beginner

>>26481092
>>26482423

post trades

>>26487345

>>26487345

>>26487297
There are no Saint-levels in NASFAQ

>>26487763
>he doesn't know
fed was season 1 saint or some shit

>>26488212
but he isn't here anymore

>>26488513
He is still actively buying stuff (no zzz mark) and bought a RisuHat from the auction house 2 days ago

>>26488212
fed is adept 2

God mahjong is so fucking chunni

>>26488952

>>26488583
from what I know he just buys risu and isn't partecipating into the summer sport festival

>>26488952
If you aren't playing mahjong like you're in a card game anime, then you're doing it wrong.

>>26488952
Whatever do you mean, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ah9LigUV40