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I hate Ina!
WHO THE FUCK IS LILLY
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
Good OP, Moom's too big though
Is the mole on Noel's chest really necessary?
>>26410182That's the stuff
I love Ina!
https://youtu.be/PyAixTkD4YYAllow me to shill Drain. It released two days ago and only has 76k views. I really like it and think it deserves more. Give it a try if you haven't
>>26410230Mori will never do one of these with Ame or Kiara.
I miss Ame...
[GOOD NEWS] Chloe's Chimera cover has reached 500k views! https://youtu.be/geEGzouutR4
Luna post.
>>26410317It's actually a cancerous growth. This isn't funny. Shut the fuck up and show some god damned respect.
What song should I stream right now?
IT IS NOW A KIARA THREAD.
kobo 800k. indochads can't stop winning.
poruka oruka
I wish all to all the numberfags a terrible weekend
>>26410326Kiara actually speaks Japanese and unlike Bae or IRyS has heavy connections with the JP branch why would either Kiara or Mori waste their respective time doing an Eikawa?
>>26410329>>26410352Kiara don’t look
>>26410308she gave dagger a gun
>>26410308We are all Lilly sooner or later in our lives.
So how come Kiara has such shit taste when it comes to making orisongs anyway?She likes good songs too so it's not just her tastes so what's causing her to always go for shitty angles on her songs?
does anyone have the image which says something along the lines "hololive is proof that women need to be put under strict rules
>>26410338
I love Mori!
>>26410351>NOW always issometimes we let the deadbeats borrow it to be a mori thread
>>26410378Why did ina do one then?
>>26410340
Anon... Join the Gator Queen as family... Togethaa... we will devour Hololive itself....
https://youtu.be/3hkrt5YJrD8https://youtu.be/3hkrt5YJrD8https://youtu.be/3hkrt5YJrD8so, who's gonna drop the first N word?Mori, Sana or Miko?
I actually like numbers and statistics, I just don't like it when people try to use numbers out of context or graphs that show nothing and then try to imply that it means x or y
>>26410378So Mori created a collab series that would intentionally leave Kiara out? Based.
>>26410382rest in peace, more like rest in PIECE
>Pekora sparked THREE times in GBF in hopes of getting Bubs-san and then just barely managed to have enough Gold Moons to Siero Ticket himJesus fucking christ this rabbit.
I hope EN plays the new Ninja Turtles game
>>26410399We always appreciate the hospitality
>>26410124>Doesn't it look that way for all ENs?Most of them, mori seems to be one doing better but Kiara isn't too far behind.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>26410412 >Miko>Roboco>not Ameexplain this travesty
>>26410412Don't care. Ame should've been with her JP lovers
>>26410386Idol brainrot.
>>26410182Snot sex! Wait, that sounds wrong.
>>26410412RBChttps://streamable.com/zmvi5w
>>26410425lmfao look at this nerd
>>26410412>No Ame >Fucking Sana What
JWU lads, gimme the latest deets on:>The last 11 hours of streams>any huge yabs/nothingburgers>your /u/schizo pairing of choice
I think Myth should get a lore powerup to be able to compete with Council and EN3, and all get stands.
>>26410475>Fucking Sanagod i wish
>>26410475See>>26410326
>>26410471is this is just the most racist collab Mori could assemble?was that the point?
>>26410489they already all got acrylic stands dumbbeat....
>>26410457when was the last time calli and ame had a 1 on 1 collab?
>>26410467The problem is that she likes good idol songs like Babymetal ones too so it can't be even that
>>26410308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laAw2INFGXQSomeone from Guilty Gear
Your best fox friend Fubuki is trying to hunt down every ghost that appears before her so that she can log the findings and get money. This expert ghost hunter is actually pretty surprised by how big her trailer is and all of the items set up and she's once again falling in love with the game she used to be so obsessed with, she made it above Level 100 doing nothing but solo hunts. You all could strive to learn from her tenacity, but I heard tenacity decreases with age and you guys are probably completely tapped out of it by now.https://youtu.be/VADgeDbKmfAIoforias are degenerates but you already knew that. Some of the things they draw in this Gartic Phone collab with their oshi Iofi have been incredibly special to say the least. Iofi finds them to be absolutely hilarious though, and hearing her laugh is the whole point of this stream because it's so cute and thus Ioforias are the real winners of today's stream.https://youtu.be/JtSXkp5vQ4YAruran's still exploring this brand new Minecraft update as all of the creatures and blocks that he's run into have taken him by surprise and his shouts of excitement are music to the ears. A really comfy stream with the coolest pizza papa you wish you could have had in your life, just like his usual Minecraft streams.https://youtu.be/eA_Jh4kZDQk>Songs released todayHey buddy, Okayu released a new cover today. This time the fat cat sang the song Rinkai Driver and with her amazing voice backing this crazy song you know you're in for a time filled with excitement. Once your libido calms down, go give this song a listen and get washed away by Okayu's amazing singing talent.https://youtu.be/j1Bu3j32_1URikka picked King GNU's recent song Chameleon to sing today and just like his other stuff, his vocal talents really shine. The way he hits the high notes this song provides is seriously impressive and if you haven't listened to it yet, I highly recommend doing so.https://youtu.be/Y533QNpgQtAKagura and Aqua team up after a long while in order to give us this duo cover of the song Naisho No Hanashi. The way these two harmonize is very impressive but it's to be expected when they're such good friends. It's a really fun cover to listen to and you should give it a listen if you missed the premiere.https://youtu.be/ytcMLL-pjzQ
rrat
why is sana in hololive? is she the token black girl?
>DAY THREE of nijiEN post speed beating /hlgg/ consistentlyIs this it? Are >We the losing team now?
>>26410544hes ngmi
>>26410386So how come anon has such shit taste when it comes to making bait anyway?he likes good bait too so it's not just his tastes so what's causing him to always go for shitty angles on his bait?
>>26410447>you can easily pinpoint where Coco told them about her graduationneat
>>26410550no, thats Mori, shes the token abbo.
>>26410383>I'm going to have artistic talent and interact with my oshi somedayIGMI...
>>26410550Someone has to be the one no one likes, I guess
>>26410447Kneel
>>26410275Please answer, i want to hear suzy sing it soon
>>26410412Other people already said it but how the fuck is there not Ame when it includes two JP holos she is close with
>>26410556>Kiara having shit tastes>Being a bait
>>26410550Mori is more black than sana
>>26410543Have you done your part and streamed your oshi's cover today, friend? https://youtu.be/geEGzouutR4
nigga just post the doxx already, I know you want to
>>26410381She's already in the depressed numberfag phase https://youtu.be/CllcB1gu7Mo?t=18
>>26410556Kiara’s taste in music is pretty fucking bad mate, it’s all idol trash, generic anisong, and faggy euro dance shit.
>>26410624She's not my oshi! But I did stream her cover a bit. I guess I can do it again though, it's really damn good.
Ame should do karaoke today
You guys watched my friends video yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kjuzcwqou8
Pomunashi any day now
>>26410555I'd rather the post speed be low than finding out my oshi is a piece of shit grifter amongst a lot of other things.
>>26410638Of who?
>>26410425And will beat the shit out of you for enjoying statistics. I spent 3 months on my thesis TRYING to find data and the only shit i got that was considered legit information was "hey, here's 2000 people we asked something from a country of 300 million, this is now the opinion of the entire country" times 100. Fuck you and your dogshit taste
>watching Kronii’s novel reading VOD>”And here’s a code for a free 600 yen discount. That’s about 5 dollars! What a deal!”>Actually not even 4.5 dollars right nowAh, the former mighty Yen
>>26410321Hm2
Picturesque Lower Austrian town in the middle of June. As scorching heat was pouring down from the sky, young and amazingly beautiful miss Kiara was taking a leisurely stroll. Being a heir her fathers' poultry farming and dining empire, she did behave in a true lady-like fashion. She was brimming with elegance and highness. The townsfolk were always very fond of the young lady as her father, respected and well-mannered businessman always looked after the local community. Always providing tasty food for occasional festivities. Kiara loved how the strolls always gave her peace of mind, reminding her of care-free time when she was a little chick. Walking hand in hand with her beloved mother, meeting the townsfolk, shopping and eating pastries in her favourite cafeteria.>Well well well, if it isn't our beloved poultry empress, haha!>Mr. Schnitzelwurst! How nice to see you! Are you well?Young miss Kiara greeted her old aquientice the owner of mentioned cafeteria.>Here, strawberries, two scoops, on the house!>Oh, mister! You really shouldn't have.>I most certainly should! It's like an oven outside today! Be careful not to get a heat stroke!>Thank you for always looking after me! You too take care! Bye!One would imagine lady Kiara had absolutely no worries at all. Living the life free of any burdens. But that was about to change. As it usually happens within the aristocracy, Kiara already had her engagement and marriage arranged. Her father decided to merge his vast enterprise with another like-wise powerful company from Texas and the young master Moriah, son of the CEO of said company, would make a perfect husband for the young lady.The two are set to meet for the very first time in a month from now. Young lady Kiara is lost to the idea. Poor thing has no clue what to think or feel about it. She always knew such day would come and she was always obidient towards her father, but the idea of marrying a stranger was downright frightening to her. She was against it, she hated it, it was repulsive for her to even think about, yet she couldn't even imagining standing up for herself. Pure and unspoiled heart of the young lady Kiara always dreamt of true love, but as it seems, it wasn't meant to be.>Time to go home now, enjoy what little time I've got left...Young lady thought to herself, got off the bench and started walking towards her family mansion. The icecream provided by a friendly cafeteria owner proved very soothing. Not only reducing the heat fatigue but also lifting her spirit ever so slightly. Humming and skipping, Kiara continued her walk. Suddenly, she saw a road sign. It read "Construction works ahead". The young lady took notice and quickly changed to the opposite sidewalk. The bird chirping gave way to the sound of heavy machines, power tools and words she was unfamiliar with.>Eastern Europeans, huh?Kiara never thought much of foreign workers who toiled in Austria. "Work horses of the European Union" as her father usually described them. She wasn't exactly prejudiced against them, but she has never interacted with one in any way. She thought to herself that she might as well take a look at them while she's there. Adult males, most of them in their thirties and fourties, they sure like their moustaches. And then, in a moment that would define her story, she saw him. Tall and handsome young man, muscular and wide-framed, his skin tanned to a light brown. Stylized beard and dark hair tied up in a messy bun. Bearly any fat on his chiseled body. Powerful veins poking through his forearms while firmly holding a sledgehammer. His green eyes, ever so focused on the task at hand. Kiara did not even realize, that for a moment, she was standing there, just gazing shamelessly at the young worker. In a miraculous turn of fate, not knowing that he was being observed, he turned around to see her. As she was licking her icecream, the young Slavic man sent her the most devilish smile he could muster.For the first time in her life, the young ladys heart skipped a beat...
>>26410654She just can’t fucking help herself KEKNo one else in EN cares about viewers who stopped watching, why does she think she’s special?
FF9CHADS... WE WON...https://youtu.be/Y8ovRGqxYZohttps://youtu.be/Y8ovRGqxYZohttps://youtu.be/Y8ovRGqxYZo
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1vf2vF1LmE>This video contains content from KING RECORD CO., LTD., who has blocked it in your country on copyright groundsWhat happened to Flare's live? I fucking hate youtube
>>26410710hi nijinigger
>>26410709condense your point
>>26410681https://youtu.be/j1Bu3j32_1UStream drain you brat
>>26410709Bruh.
>>26410555What's there to say? No one streams.
>>26410638I don't save pictures of fat people on my PC, sorry
>>26410696Heh
>>26410698The thing is, if you go there and look, basically only 1% of the posts there are talking about the yab anymore.It's a good lesson in how drama is a healthy part of /vt/'s ecosystem, it unironically supercharged that general for the better
>>26410595her views been tanking this last month, subgain even moresoall the "breaks" are showing the effects on the algo
>>26410702Assuming the rest of your survey is planned well you would be shocked at just how FEW people you need to ask to get something representative even for a country with a population of ~300 mil
>>26410744Funny enough, I saw a viewer who used to be a Kiara regular in Pomu’s chat yesterday. Zephyr Kitten I think it was.
>>26410321WE love Ina!
Must be nijicope after the pomushit. Imagine hiring actual whores in your company lol
>>26410696oof
>>26410753https://youtu.be/PyAixTkD4YYOops
>>26410608Pretty sure the whole point is to introduce people who don't know each other that well yet, so have Ame would defeat the purpose
>>26410664Wait a sec...
>>26410662Please explain what is a good genre for a hololive talent, Anthony Fantano.
>>26410798Kiara...
>>26410317yes>>26410338bigger
>>26410798>Imagine hiring actual whores in your company lolMeru...Noel...Kanata....
>>26410543Guess I'll be watching pizza papa until I have to meet family for a late lunch
>>26410798Meru…Noel…Kiara…
>>26410308Me
>>26410811Okay.
>>26410696All out Whore
>>26410818kiara is alright. she's more like finana than she is like pomu.
>>26410798Noel...
>>26410748Kiara is gonna cheat on male Mori with genderbent Botan
>>26410724Oh my god, it's real
>>26410321I oscillate between hope and despair every second she's away. I mean me too!
>>26410780Yeah they just find other angles to shitpost about, I rather die than spent time in this thread with those shitter
>>26410654Wait the fucj, she remembers people *in chat*?Kronii admitting to remember the top SC-ters' names were enough to drive the Kronies wild.I guess that's extra nice for the devouted KFP, but man, not healthy.
>>26410662anon’s taste in bait is pretty fucking bad mate, it’s all numbers trash, generic rratposting, and faggy orcschizo shit.
Say something nice about the stairs zoombie
Why does fubuki have 18k viewers playing Phasmophobia?
>>26410338Pink women hot
discordfags don't make it so obvious
>>26410697I have bro, I prefer this one though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UYDpa8Zt9I
>>26410877Well you can barely seem to speak English, so you're not really proving your point very well
>>26410798yes, yesterday it was shown that the resident Kiara shitposter is also the ban evading nijinigger who has regular melties. the pomu doxx broke him (again)
https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1538555922007851008The orca will take a second bath...
>>26410812hes an idiot, but when you look at the past eikawas thats only seems to be the case half the time.
>>26410887>why does Fubuki have viewsbecause she's popular
>>26410399Ever since we gave you guys the mask
>>26410790That's the thing, it's not my research, it's PEW, reiters, and other fuckers. I refuse to believe that if i go to some backwater village that hasnt heard about who is governing the country and ask them their opinion on the defense minister or something like that, only to have 80% of them answer positively because his name sounds trustworthy, and then claim that this "random and diverse" pool of people represent the entire nation's opinion on someone who is known by the general public to shit himself on camera and "misplace" millions of dollars
>>26410918Well if Chloe's taking a shower I guess I should too...
Sometimes I shit on Kiara, but I don't have anything against her, what is wrong with me
>>26410918Fuck this gay earth
Why are nijifags so jealous of holos?
>>26410363What did they do now?
>>26410887because i want to have sex with her
>>26410887Because you don't watch streams and thus do not know that horror games has been her most-viewed content for long while now
>>26410812> people who don't know each other that well yetSo the past streams Mori did failed to do this as well, then? Why does this have to be the first to do that?
>>26410878Top SCers Kronies have very memorable name though.
>>26410910Oh look an illiterate retard
>>26410696The recent surge of antis just means that I have a higher chance of finally being with her. You're all fools. You're incapable of playing the long game. While you seethe and squirm, I bide my time. And soon, I will be the final Pomudachi.
>>26410945It’s fun to bully the unpopular kid even if they’re not a bad dude.
>>26410696This is gonna follow her for her entire career
>>26410887their choice limited to Fubuki, Lofi, and Pizza Papa.
>>26410435Mio say her luck is shitty this year
>>26410812yeah just like the fbk ina marine eikawa right you fucking retard
>>26410847Speaking of Finana and Kiara, please compare lyrics in these two videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq9eqHDKJPEAndhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i_TLQsaAgUThey were made six months apart so the difference from lyricist's side should be minimal when compared to one from Kiara and Finana
>>26410887>nijifan is so used to seeing 3views that he loses his shit when he encounters holonumberscan't make it up
>>26410953>fuck this gayWith pleasure, i will steal her away from lui's lesbian motherly grasps only to reintroduce her to the hawk as part of my harem
>>26410792Did you just admit to being a nijinigger?
>>26410990you're not bullying anyone when you do that, you just look obsessed
>>26410918Chloe's one of the few girls who should sell her bathwater
>>26410412>Miko>Roboco>No AmeWtf Mori
What are we watching streamwatchers?
>>26410945That just means you care about her but are irritated by things she does you see as wrong, like her tastes
>>26411060foobs
>>26410918I wish my oshi updated me on her bathing hours
>>26410945You didn't get enough attention
>>26411060Apparently we're watching nijis now
I'm watching Nose play Rust since I misclicked, and damn this shit sucks. It's basically Fortnite, just building for 12 hours and fighting for a few seconds. Even if Hololive makes their own server, I don't have high hopes for it.
>>26411060friend
>>26411060Reine vods
>>26410412>Sana>SANA>Not AmeFucking shit Mori
>>26411060iofi
>>26411092Why did Rust become fotm?
>>26410934Chest still hort from sword...
>>26411060Pizza papa while I do reps
>>26410608If you're a teamate, you know that timeslot is unfeasible for Ame.Alos, you would fucking know that she is busy with other shit right now and wouldn't be able to stream until middle of next week,And she admitted that she wouldn't be able to keep to a schedule until at least July.
>>26411060
>>26411092You would know a lot about shit things seeing as how you watch Nose and post Towa
>>26410709What the fuck is this? Why post it? Do you seriously think anybody is gonna read that wall of text?
>>26410412Fuck you Mori
>>26411092>building for 12 hoursHaha, nice building full of effort and love, Nose. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
>>26410709based
>>26411060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qNppxlDBUQIt's absolute peak JP hag material, you can't get more haggish than this outside of maybe mahjong
>>26411060vods of Pyra's VA playing Xenoblade 2
I fucking love Pekora bros
>>26411121What a bunch of bs, she literally had collabs at similar hours recently and the day wasn't set in stone for this, any day where it would have been ok for Ame would have worked
>>26411060Aruran for now while reading
ame can't join calli's stream because she's traveling to japan for the big myth 3D offcollab on gura's birthday.
>>26411060Iofi and listening to Figaro
>>26411060I just went through 40 HoloJP clips.Before that I finished Mori's Va-11 stream. Comfy shit.Catching up on Kronii's novel (aka voice-acting) stream.
>>26411012>>26410962>>26410923My apologies, guess it must be because Mori hates Ame
>>26411121Ame stays up until he that late to watch JP streams all the fucking time you retard and you think a teamate would think that you stupid retard deadbeat???
>>26410412Can’t wait for Nene and Subaru to be on with Kronii or some shit.
>>26410182SNOTSomeNiceOleTitties
Show me the karaoke restream Fauna
>>26411116JOP fleshtubers are playing it
>>26410412Can japanese people even understand Sana?Like they're already trying to focus to understand english, now they have to hear it through Sana's accent?
The image of a shark
>>26410878Kiara remembers the CURRENCY people SC with. There was a time way back when she first moved back to Austria, she called out a regular asking why he changed currency types.
>>26411188That's better
who is more brown? mori, sana or mumei
>>26411175>Figarobased Barber of Seville chad
mori is a fucking idiot
>>26411224she can speak some japanese. do your stream watching reps. she only has like 5 of them.
>>26410457>>26410460>>26410475>>26410608>>26411110>>26411055>>26411138I know it can be a weird and unexplored sentiment in this thread, but other Holos' content does not revolve around Ame
>>26411162You seem to believe you truly know her schedule and EXACTLY what's on her mind.I don't, so I simply refuse to turn schizo and use that as a weak excuse to shit on Mori.
>>26411224She talked with Pekora remember? And Pekora can understand itSana even tried to explain the meaning of menhera to Pekora
>>26411209>fleshtubersThis sounds erotic somehow
Thoughts?
>>26410886She's a cringe zoomer, and will never not give off little sister energy. But she's my little sister.
>>26411238Wrong Figaro, the chuuba one.
>>26411237towa
>>26411264Tits are overrendered when compared to rest of the model
>>26410878People might find it creepy and clingy but i really appreciate how much kiara cares
>>26411249I know it doesn't, trust me, but this one should have
>>26411249oh but the content does revolve around ina who got to be with her oshi and someone from JP who was salivating to collab with her
Remember what they took from you
>>26411012Mori really needed a BIG guest list for that one considering it was right after the SC/Twitter incident. She always runs to JP collabs whenever something happens.
>>26411249Bullshit
>>26411276Crinch
>>26411264AWOOOOOGA thoughts
>>26411224Tell me you did not watch her totsu or any totsu she called inwithout telling me you did not watch her totsu or any totsu she called in
>>26411247>>26411260Anon the point of the stream is that Sana is speaking english, not japanese
>No ghost writingsfoob is not pleased
>>26411225gawr
>>26411294
>>26410705>that's about 5 dollarsShe's talking about Canadian dollars, anon.
>>26411264I'll say it: They look a bit weird and rhomboid flat
>>26411175Yoshika is better desu
>>26411264Erotic tits but the top of them with the strings looks flat
>>26411249If there was ever a post that was 100% Mori, it's this one.
>>26411197This makes sense though:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my3t9NUIxB4
>>26411305bro i dont think sana speaks either of those
>>26410878Every vtuber remembers their regulars. Even Ina, despite saying she had trouble with names earlier on, admitted to recognizing all the regular chatters by name now.
>>26411294*What Gura took from youNot like anyone force her to stream less
>>26411293yes, Ina love
>>26411294Who is "they"?
>>26411191>Ame stays up until he that late to watch JP streams all the fucking timeWhat was the last non-event JP stream that Ame has talked about watching, without being prompted by the chat asking her if she saw X, or what she thinks about Y?
Can anyone confirm if 00:05 is accurate?
>>26411264built for anglo cock
I will post a singular Towa.
>>26411351The mold
>>26411297>I made it up
>>26411351CIA
>>26411355iroha 3d debut you fucking retard
>>26411293Ina probably begged to be there. Ame has more pride than to do that
>>26411370I will post one Kanata in response.
>>26411249kys
>>26411268She'll never give off sister energy again after I make her my cringe zoomer wife
Opinions?
>>26411390Based illiterate. Never change.
>>26411297>She always runs to JP collabs whenever something happens.Riiiiiight,Because it's so damn easy to book collabs with HoloJPs these days.God, you're a nijinig who neevr even watches any HoloJP, eh?
>>26411337Now that I think about it, Kiara and Subaru aren’t really that close anymore. So yeah, Kronii and Subaru would be far more kino.
Meimei a cute!
>>26411355why does this have to be about non-event JP streams?
>>26411294I'm starting to believe the rrats that Council somehow got Myth to start streaming less..
>>26410412Nooo Mori you fatass don't touch Migo
>>26411294She should do more streams planting vegetables
are you guys ready for the worst thread of the year?
i'd like to speak into fubuki's spirit box, iffin' ya catch my meaning.
I miss pekomiko...
>>26411399She can do both if you're a proud, God-fearing Southerner.
>>26411439WHY DO THEY HATE GURA
>>26411439I'm excited already.
>>26410302based big face enjoyer
>>26411439I will be sound asleep.
>>26411401Cuckmei...Out of character, because she should be enjoying it
>>26411429I mean no shit, didn't at least one or two say now it feels like they can relax.
>>26411439>Get my Ame call, probably one of the first >Close stream and thread Glad my oshi likes to be one of the first to call
>>26411415>Kiara and Subaru aren’t really that close anymoreWhy lie about stuff like this? Kiara and reine even talked about wanting to include subaru in their next vacation
>>26411439I will stay for my oshi and then go to bed. The rest of the night is you sorry fucks problem.
>>26411425>*a cute laugh
>>26411439>It would just be chumbud spamming can't be that bad...>Realize it's a call in>There will be "Why don't X call in" postingYeah
>>26411337Kronii and Polka collab in any way would be kino
>>26411447Well, I may not be from the South, but I do drink my iced tea with enough sugar to put an elephant into diabetic shockThat's good enough, right?
>>26411439Mori will not call but instead be the off-collab guest for her actual anniversary stream
Do you think anyone in Hololive has ever gone bowling?
>fbk was mislead by a kitsune
>>26411439Wait Gura's birthday is today? WELL SHIT no wonder it's slow everyone's going to be here later, god damn I'm retarded, was numberfagging for no reasonWell I'm gonna go play some Dragon's Dogma, cya guys then!
>>26411432Oh shut up 35p-falseflagger.This is Miko's dream. She's been hoping for a collab with EN for a loooooong time now.Literally mentioned being excited for it before today’s watchalong.
>>26411439We already know every EN will call except for mori who will send a voice message. The real test is seeing how many JPs will call in.
>>26411439I'm glad it's finally a consensus that totsumachis make for the absolute worst threads
>>26411429Gura's decline is undeniable, the birthday week schedule is just one example
>>26410709mucho texto nigga
>>26411225That's not a shark, that's a Swede!
friend defeated by her own kind
>>26411484They haven't collabed in months.
>>26411465
Fubuki just got mogged.
Ollie status?
>>26411508pekora probably won't call. gura was pretty racist to her during the summer festival.
>>26411439JPs HATE
>>26411337cute
>>26411345t.greylet
>>26411484When was the last collab, Gartic Phone?
>>26411515
>>26411493>Kiara will be in the thread again, calling out the next caller
>>26411439If HoloJPs can wake up early for Ina and Sana's Bday totsu, they can too for this.Just chill, and stop doomposting
>>26411503I can't see this image and not visualize the giant futa cock version anymore...
>>26411484the desperation of eggs
>>26411482Based and same desu
>>26411439MORI WILL JUST SEND A MESSAGE RECORDED ON A POTATO IN A TAXISHE HATES GURA
>>26411539Amputated, currently. Currently unprotected from being picked up like a 50 pound rotten onahole and cummed in.
>>26411540What happened?Also Pekora calling in birthdays is actually a rarer than Ayame stream so no surprise there
>>26411539mogged by architecture
James the Kitsune Spirit should stream if he's that good
>>26411539Hangry
WHY THE FUCK DOES TAMPERMONKEY KEEP DELETING MY SCRIPTS ANY TIME I SHUT OFF MY PC FOR LONGER THAN 3 DAYS
>>26411264Holz vor der Hüttn Gedanken
>>26411553>>26411528come on, you can do better then this.
>>26411439I will be working so I won't see the thread.
>>26411492Oh fuck she's so cute.
>>26411562share it with the class anon
>>26411528And?
>>26411589
>>26411492Bros...
>>26411493add that to the list of things that should be bannable
>>26411439>Will callAmeInaFaunaMumeiKroniiBaeSanaIRyS>Will send a videoKiara>Will send a audio recordingMori
she will call in tonight and they will make noises at each other for a few minutes
>>26411617I've had to reinstall them like 3 times so far, guess i'm still a fucking caveman when it comes to technology
Wasn't paying attention to FBK and that spooked me just now. Evil fox
>>26411574You're missing the part where she'll invent time travel so she can go back in time and send nyanners a 3 hour long animated film for her birthday
>>26411439I will leave as soon as Kiara calls end
The only bummer is that Gura is going to get attention not because she reaches out to her coworkers but because she has 4 million subs.
>>26411644>MoriSaid she'd be there last night, baitchama
>>26411644>>>Will send a video>Kiara>>Will send a audio recording>Moriidiot
>>26411644Didn't kiara already say that she will call?
>>26410412the funniest part about this is that this is proof that mori doesn't give a single shit about ame even though she tries so hard to overcompensate about it. ame probably realizes this too which is why she never pushes too hard about doing anything with her either.
>>26411644Kiara woke up at 12pm, so she will probably stay up
>>26411647That's nice and all but her holes belong to my ina in the end
>>26411644Watch streams. Kiara already said she was going to call in.
>>26411666>because she has 4 million subs.yes she does, anon. your oshi does not.
>>26411439JPs that WILL call:>Okayu>Marine>Polka>La+>Koyori>Chloe>Iroha
>>26411505I'm a chum so I hate seeing Mori making Jp senpai feels uncomfortable like Gura did.
>>26411370I will reply with a singular Towa
>>26411697>La+ getting up before 2pmroru roru
imissfubuki
Will she call Gura?
rape+
>>26411611I intentionally didn't save it, I'm not into that stuff
>>26411439I'm ready to be deep asleep while the worst of EN fanbases are active on /vt/one of the few perks of being a eurochad.
>>26411509It's really a shame how something that's ostensibly a time for unity ended up like this
>>26411328wrong
>>26411709Why does this look like the equivalent of peko-mama? Has towa introduced her mom on stream already?
>>26411687
I miss friend...
>>26411666>she has 4 million subsyeah she does
>>26411666I don't think she'll get more guests than Ina. Ina also still the only person to successfully summon all of the Lamys.
>>26411717probably not. they don't even speak the same language. gura should just stick to an EN/ID only roster to save her the embarassment.
Why does the thread always turn to shit as soon as burgers wakr up? They were fine through all of jp primetime
>>26411711She did for ina retard. She definitely will for gura
>>26411666Not like she could get attention for anything else-or deserves to- given how little she has done to get closer to anyone outside of Council
>>26411711She got up for Ina's
I miss!
>>26411717Does this guy animate actual porn
>>26411697>>La+>>Koyori>>ChloeThe hell makes you think those three will call over Lui?
>>26411757Europeans obviously
Guys, I think I hate women more than usual today.
>>26411753Gura already said this year is JP call ins too (if they want to)
>>26411749not as impressive when you realize that they are all me
>>26411773Europeans wake up at 6pm?
This is a Rainforest world. You're just allowed to live in it.
>>26411744NTA but Towa mentioned moving in with her mom recently, and that artist in particular has an infatuation with the concept of Towamama.
>>26411772Koyori calls in for everything
Did you just get up for the day, cripple? Did mommy wipe your ass for you this morning?
>>26411777t. hooman
>>26411785they don't want to
>>26411772NTA but Koyo loves attempting to speak English (even if it's completely incomprehensible half the time) and she did go to bed early for some reason
Aruran hours....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiBtVh9ju4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiBtVh9ju4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOiBtVh9ju4for Pioneers eyes only
>>26411777It's a good thing there are no women in the thread right now to direct your hate towards
>>26411777did you try watching nijiEN again? that'll do that.
>>26411734welcome to 2022 veetee
>>26411802that's Ina
>>26411812REAL ARURAN HOURSSNAP THAT PASTA IF U UP
>bought Gura's merch this year>don't really have any desire to buy any this yearI feel like once I have one merch from each girl I like I'm good. I dunno, does anyone else fele that way?
>>26411797>>26411709
https://twitter.com/Chalek0/status/1538556162441981952
>>26411697>JPs that WILLOh you think she'll get anyone besides 9 or 10 EN's?
>>26411797>moving in with her mom recentlyTowa is broke...
>>26411673Mori also said we'd see the TTRPG final episode in april
>>26411816>AZKinice>Mimicool>AoiBASED BASED BASED
>>26411832No I dont buy holos merch, I bought myself a nice dinner instead
>>26411808Oh? You know this how?
>>26411851Ah, but what year did she say it would be?
>>26411844nta but I can see Lui calling.
I think I wanna write chuuni Mumei fanfiction. What a drought of owl does to a man.
>>26411832merchslut
>>26411851and you said she'll cancel her Kiara trip
>>26411851Hey at least she made good on the visits to Kiara and we got two lackluster collabs out of it.
>>26411832Time traveler-chama? Did the merch include an onahole and/or a daki?
>>26411859Do you spend money on anything hololive related? If not that's cool, but if you do merch is objectively the best thing to buy
Every JP that doesn't call in will be declared exholocado
>>26411839God, I wish I was their thighs when they tied to imitate slapping noises
>>26411777Hope you get better before the call-ins
>>26411877I'm looking forward to reading your chuuni Mumei fanfic.
>>26411894damn, precoping already
>>26411796It will return.
>>26411832If I lived in Japan I'd buy tons of merch, but fuck shipping.
>>26411777>today>womenDon't kind yourself, anon. You just hate everyone at all times.
>thoughts?>will she call in?
>>26411904It wasn't thighs, they were just using their hands.
Test
>>26411673as voicemail
Here is a list of every Holo that WILL NOT call into Gura's Birthday Totsu.YagooA-chanTokino SoraRobocoSakura MikoHoshimachi SuiseiAzkiYozora MelNatsuiro MatsuriAkai HaatoAki RosenthalHaachamaMinato AquaMurasaki ShionNakiri AyameOozora SubaruShirakami FubukiOokami MioNekomata OkayuInugami KoroneHanasaki MiyabiKanade IzuruArurandeisuRikkaKagami KiraYakushiji SuzakuDaidou ShinoveUsada PekoraShiranui FlareShirogane NoelHoushou MarineUruha RushiaYogiriCiviaSpade EchoAmane KanataTsunomaki WatameTokoyami TowaHimemori LunaKiryu CocoAstel LedaKishido TemmaYukoku RoberuDorisRosalynArtiaAyunda RisuMoona HoshinovaAirani IofiteenM-chanKageyama ShienAragami OgaTsukishita KaoruYukihana RamyMomosuzu NeneShishiro BotanOmaru PolkaMano AloeMori CalliopeJ-ChadTakanashi KiaraNinomae Ina'nisEnMaGawr GuraWatson AmeliaJenMaKureiji OllieAnya MelfissaPavolia ReineIRySHenMaTsukumo SanaCeres FaunaOuro KroniiNanashi MumeiHakos BaelzOmegaαLa+ DarknessTakane LuiHakui KoyoriSakamata ChloeKazama IrohaVestia ZetaKaela KovalskiaKobo KanaeruYatogami FumaUtsugi UyuHizaki GammaMinase RioHarusaki NodokaPlease don't even TRY to grudge post me for this, because I'm 100% right and there's no way any of them will call.
I don't actually think
>>26410886I TOLD HER BROI TOLD HER ABOUT THOSE STAIRS.
FAUFAU CUTE
>>26411940Maybe, I don’t know.
>>26411894>we got two lackluster collabs out of it.so is this how you niggers move goalposts
>>26411851I still don't understand why she went and told everyone to be ready for final session only to cancel it at last minute
>>26411833wdsdib
>>26411832Shipping is now ¥7000 to here vs ¥0 to countries where the official shop operates, and I refuse to be ripped off to that extent except for Suityan
>>26411894The karaoke was great and you know it
>>26411940No she only cares about ina and i'm not even shitposting
>>26411866My son is Yagoos girlfriend. Don't tell his wife.
>>26411943Immersion ruined...
>>26411832I only bought the 6 month keychains and I was hoping council would do them too, its the cheapest merch with all 5
>>26411951>Tokoyami Towathank god
i can feel it, we're going to get an amesame offcollab soon.
>>26411951(you)
>>26411940>I want to nibble on her ear as she's clawing my back from the pleasure>dunno, I'd wager on no but I've been surprised before
Imagine betting on who will call and not on which order they'll call in.
>hololive>no-one live
>>26411951What is Hitomi Chris going to say to Gura?
>>26410412So if Mori is /here/ why didn't she invite Ame for this?
>>26411816Imagine AZKi doing a whole live with these two at once in vein of that Nene Watame one
>>26411951There's no fucking way Gura won't call, she loves Gura
>>26411877Don't forget to always put the hoodie on
>>26412022see >>26411249
aruran should fill the stars server with frogs. thousands of them. make the basement of every building like kanata's axolotl pit.
F U C K M E fuck me
>>26412012thats a complete crapshoot outside of maybe the EN order though.
>>26411987My dude if you watched Fauna prior to that stream you would've known since she fake slapped saplings before and has actually mentioned how she did it and why
>>26412012If only there was something to distract us from doing that. Like maybe a fucking stream.
>>26412052Okay.
is this even polka anymore lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0FJmgwdPQ
>>26412016>not watching comfy pizza papa MC
>>26412052peanut butter
>>26411644>>Will send a video>KiaraGoddamn subthreadreader-level anons
>>26411832I'm a teamate but I like Gura's merch, depends what she does this year, I feel like it might be something lewd she's gotten kinda unhinged
>>26412022Because she’s only in /morig/, it’s why she pushed Bone Bros and MoRyS so hard.
>>26411539
>>26411697Miko, Shion, Anya, Chammers...
>Sora calls in>Sora: Gurachan! Omedetou!!! Hontou ni sugoi neee>Gura: [pause].. hai domo, same desu>Sora: ano... saikin dono geimu ga suki desu ka?>Gura: maji fuzakenna... kono kusogaki!>[awkward silence]>Gura: Sora senpai can you say "morbing"?
>>26412052thats not how it goes Reine.....
>>26412012It's not fair when risu is here
Since there are no streams currently and I still haven't caught up with songs, I will now go watch this stream since I heard it was hilarious and Choco will maybe commit violence towards Haachama off stream due to the absolute horror dishes many Haatons crated.https://youtu.be/FJGcLWvq2VA
>>26412048But it revolves around Ina?
is nijiEn thread full of fujos?
>>26411964she wanted to rush it before the other one to get less hate, but later realized that SEAniggers would seethe anyway
I really miss ina
Who I truly think will call in from the JPs:>A-chan>Matsuri>Shion>Marine>Towa>Koyori>Lui>Iroha>LaplusI think I'll be very close to the truth with this list. I'd like to see Miko and Fubuki too but I don't think they will. I will quote this in 9 hours and boast about how I was 95% right
>>26412094she has a very strange way of doing that
AAAAAHHHHHHHH I FORGOT ITS FATHERS DAY AND I DIDNT BUY ANYTHING TO MY DADDY AAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE IS THE BEST AAAAAAHHHHHFuck it, im just going to go to him, give him a hug and say "happy fathers day btw" Thats not gay is it? God im so stupid
>>26412103kek
J*W*U*How the streams goin? Anything I miss?Also this pic makes it look like Ina has her horns hehe
>>26412105ITS MORBIN TIME
>>26412105i chuckled
>>26412105gura doesn't have the shark balls to do it.
>>26412109people can like Ina more than Ameyes, it sounds weird, but that can actually happen, teamate
>>26412105kekSora would definitely use english if she called though
>>26411611if you seen one sinensian cock you've seen them all
>>26412129Whisper in his ear to come into your bedroom and give yourself on the bed as a present.
>>26412052Yeah, me.
>>26412105>stealing my postmaji de
>>26412129Also give him a french kiss, daddies love those
>>26412147So you do admit it's because Mori doesn't give a shit about Ame
>>26411772Forgot about Lui, my bad
>>>/an/4208151>>>/an/4208151>>>/an/4208151
>>26412129It's on 23rd idiot
>>26411439Yeah, but Mori confirmed she’s calling in during her last stream so at least that should make the shitposting marginally less.
>>26412105fuck I hope Gura got robbed and raped in her home before she Sora chan calls
>>26412129I gave my dad used headphones and he was none the wiser
>>26412187It’s not like Ame is alone in that regard.
>>26412187>I like toast>so you hate untoasted bread!?go back to Twitter, dramanigger
>>26412105She really does enjoy saying “maji fuzakenna”, also “boku boku ni suru”, normally in quick succession.
>>26412116Me too... And her sensitive nipples
>>26412208Why would you ever take Mori at her word?
Plot twist: Nyanners calls in.
>>26411696Yeah, about that
>>26412158i dug around and found it it was shit ngl
>>26411832Same.
>>26412218She's just like me back when I only knew a few phrases like ashi o hiraite boku ni misete
>>26412196BRO THAT PILLBUG STRAIGHT UP MORBED BROTHE SPIDER WAS LIKE HELL NAW
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1538565962768986113Why is she like this?
>>26412216>So Mori doesn't give a shit about Ame>waaah you're saying she hates herRetard.
>>26412196Dumb spider mom.
>>26412060I wish I could watch her but I don't watch Faufau because she streams way too late for me or is just too energetic to be used as a background noise lol.
>>26411894Yeah we got barely any Kiara streams this week because Mori gave Kiara the coof thanks to her trash friends. She'll probably catch it from them again right before the Myth offcollab.
>>26412231Your oshi is not a children’s toy Youtuber.
>>26411810>even if it's completely incomprehensible half the timeHer tin tin is strong and not bomb
>>26412196The sphere truly is the strongest.
>>26412129If you still want to get him something just lie and say it got lost in shipping and it's been reordered
>>26411832I only like interesting merch. I don't want some shitty poster or acrylic stand or mug or key chain or post card.I want more stuff like Lamy's metal ice cubes.
>>26412245Based, kemos are great
she's going to bully irys for talking shit
>>26412231who?
I really like this Fauna https://twitter.com/ikalsaurus/status/1460455304496181253?s=19
>>26412264try not putting words in other people's mouth of two minutes, retard
>>26412245>otaku>westaboo>furryDoes Fubuki have any redeemable quality?
I like to imagine that every anon here who says something gay is a sexy twink you can bend over and break.
>>26411851And she also cancelled her visit to Kiara right anon?
>>26412302Follow you're own advice, idiot
I wonder how sweaty my ina is right now. She probably smells amazing
Fubuki will call in and gun Gura for being a shark.
I'm going to sleep guys wake me up when Gura streams
>>26412129Is this an American thing because I already congratulated my dad on the first Sunday of june
>>26410816not that anon but now that Fantano has been mentioned I just wanna come to say tha he sucks ass, is a major fucking retard, has no taste and his rating system is a donkey turd, he is a dog and will drown in his pissAlso no he has never rated a single album that I like because my taste is too obscure for him and he's a GAY FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
>>26412328I do, which is why I don't make schizo theories around Holo schedules, dumb nigger
>>26412196Rolly polli i loved those things when ibwas a bambino! They are so crunchy
>>26412231Will Cookie call in? They used to work in the same field.
>>26412323I like to imagine them as fat losers, and if they actually are twinks, then they’re brown and unattractive.
>>26412052S H I T B A G shitbag!
Which Holo do you think treats their cat like this?
>>26412323You know, I've been wondering. Why do holos make anons act more gay than usual? Is it the daily exposure to girly stuff/topics?
wasn't Gura supposed to be the ambassador to something with a few other girls? what happened to that
>>26412386Kiara without a doubt.
>>26412323And i imagine every gay posters here as hairy fat tranny freak
>>26412332Fubuki is one of the holos who I am most surprised about in terms of her not doing much with EN at all.When EN came out it felt like Fubuki would be on the forefront of collabing with them actively and integrating them into the holo family.But then she did like nothing. She never showed up for call ins or collabs or anything else. It was kinda weird actually.
>>26412052c'mere
https://twitter.com/wishbone777/status/1538567753980071936?s=21&t=rw7ouvzcB7a8FSYJ6cVYMAFresh off the Twitter oven two minutes ago.
>>26412229they will be....
All the numbers cross-posting above prompted me to browse the last thread. Out of all the shitposts, this one is entirely factual.>>26408169>these girls would sing the same dang songs for most of the lives.vtubing and idol shit is a niche hobby and always will be.
>>26412401This bit only Towa posters and that they're SEA too.
>>26412228Why wouldn’t I? Mori reschedules things as often as any of the other en girls, it just gets hyper focused on when Mori’s the one doing the reschedule.
>>26412395The convention happened, and that’s it.
>>26412401And I imagine kenzoku smoking while I fuck them in the ass
>>26412418This dude has been killing it recently. Good tako
>>26412401two sides of the same coin
>>26412400Fubuki is actually very self conscious about her eigo skills and doesn't want to trouble EN members in a collab. It's the same reason why Okayu's been shy about EN anything as well despite her undying love for Gura.
>>26412394We aint called vtrannies for no reason
It's fine if Mori doesn't care about Ame, but maybe then she should try being honest and not kiss her ass on stream when she's made it repeatedly apparent that she doesn't give a shit about her by missing her birthday two years in a row, never collabing with her, and wasting a perfectly good opportunity to connect her with holos in JP the way she did ina. meanwhile when ame talks about admiring calli she means it 100% and has supported her from the beginning.
>>26412272>or is just too energetic to be used as a background noise lol.This actually threw me for a loop because most retards say she's low energy.
>>26411812do you know how little does this narrow it down?
>>26412394Have you not seen the second KeyWe collab? Listening to that automatically makes you gay.
>>26411644They will all call! Meme shark love!!!
>>26411137>>26411517americans can't read lmaoalso it was just some bizarre fanfiction about kiara falling in love with a sweaty slav
>>26412351That's a given, but shitposting aside I still wonder what's a genre a talent should pursue inside Hololive. It definitely needs to be something that can be performed on a stage, preferably with a choreo, which limits it to a handful of vocal-focused genres.
>>26412331Very sweaty and stinky (good). But it's okay, I'll lick her clean, especially the arm pits
I'm finkin'
>>26410543Right here, Ayamefriend.
>>26411644based threadreader
>>26412451Is she? I never had that impression, I felt like Fubuki was the kind of "let's do it!" girl that just goes and does things without worrying too much. Maybe my impression was wrong.I mean she built a whole shark house in MC back then, asked Kiara for a collab during her stream and so on, it really seemed like we were one step away from Fubuki collabs.
>>26412472I’ve wondered for a bit but why is their pairing name KeyWe?
>This random fanart is relevant nowWhat the fuck
>hurr durr [insert who her] DID NOT CALL GURA>ENTER>hurr durr [inser who here] WILL CALL GURAI will not be here to see this retardation on the thread
>>26410834They're whores? I'm a whorefag, I'll go get my memberships now.
>>26412323>>>/trash/dft
>>26412117>No PolkaShe unironically has a higher chance of calling than any other JP except maybe Lui
>>26412514Their pairing name is not KeyWe, that's the name of the game....
I think I'm gonna cause problems today
So what are you fuckers watching?Ultra cute and amazing chuuba idol singing for me!
>>26412455
>>26412514The game they played is called KeyWe..
>>26412527Too bad fag, you'll never know who hates Gura and who doesn't then
>>26412514anonchama...
>>26412522SUCH IS LOIFE AIN'T IT WANKA
>>26412541Just go back to fucking bed Ame
>>26412508She was scared of actually joining other holos during the festival anon
>>26412514cute dumbass
>>26412491You do that while i clean downstairs
>I'm here>Mumei will be the fourth caller>A-chan will be the 6th
What the fuck
>>26412364They still do, chumbabbies
>Aqua streamed today>Ayame was in two different streams>Shion didn't stream todayI JUST WANT A MANJIGUMI BINGO FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
>>26412522Their shiny hunt Collab back in the day was.... interesting.....
>>26412522it has been relevant since their shiny huntMori is Sana's second most consistent collab partner after Ina
>>26412546uhhhhh when did mori turn chinese?
>>26412504Such a cute mom, why did her daughter grown up to be a whore?
>>26412546Anything in that post I can clear up for you?
>>26412588You better delete that, before some scary guys in an unmarked van make you disappear.
>>26412527I will be blissfully asleep
>>26412418Unreasonably cute.
>>26412605only if you taken your meds before writing it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3phaXN_FjiE
>>26412577But the terrarium isn't done yet...
>>26412588i will not go back
>>26412638EN doesn't need to learn the language of the defeated country.
>>26412418>>26412626Baby Ina is such a cute dope
>>26412597Not sure if I'd even consider Ina to be more consistent of a partner when they've literally had only one proper collab
>>26412586thanks Kiara
>>26412603Like mother, like daughter. Also lack of father figure.
which holo is obsessed with watching yuribait clips
>>26412494FUNKIN?
Want to hold hands with Fauna at a concert
>>26412638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5-Nfq0Mzmchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5-Nfq0Mzmchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5-Nfq0Mzmc
I am watching a future holo EN3 and you don't know who she is!
>>26412698Thats easy, me
>>26412527Yeah, the novelty of totsumachis wore off a long time ago
>>26412698Gura, Kiara, Luna, Miko
>>26412717Course I know her, she me!
>>26412586thanks Mori
>>26411249This is the deadbeat ace? Just straight up admitting that Mori doesn't give a fuck about one of her genmates?
Man, I fucking love idolsI wish more of EN were aiming to be idols themselves instead of just loving them
>>26412717why are naokofags like this?
>>26412670true, I thought they did more stuff together but I think Mori is actually above in both collab count and overall hoursIna/Sana just have the old friends buff going
>>26412717The other owl? Dont think she has a chance
>>26412717Good for you, I was watching one of the 3 JP non-holos I follow. All 3 of them do quite a bit of ASMR actually. P****, I** ***** and A***
>>26412696Mion is a good mother
>>26412786Shut the fuck up Alicekek. You only like her because she's blonds.
>>26412779see >>26412216
uhhhhhcrimsonkeks????
>>26412783Gura...
https://luus.fanbox.cc/posts/4009590Reine giving Kiara a massage
I...
>>26412841spicy :)
>>26411425yeah!
>>26412736I disagreeI will never tire of hearing callers like Polka speak soul to soul with the ENs
>>26412736Totsus are great and unity as fuck. Don't let thread quality cloud your opinion of a stream.
>>26412849Once had a life or rather life had me, I was one among many or at least I seemed to be
>>26412717I love Athy and but beside her nurse job it will be tought to be in Hololive, also she probably cant keep the owl theme
>>26412863The cutest!
VERY IMPORTANThttps://poal.me/hmtdw3https://poal.me/hmtdw3https://poal.me/hmtdw3https://poal.me/hmtdw3https://poal.me/hmtdw3https://poal.me/hmtdw3
Takamori!actually it's futamori
>>26412877if she prevails against Mumei in single combat its fine
What are Mumeicucks called again? I forgot
It's dead hours and the thread is getting actively worse, here's a picture of my cat sleeping on my couch while I watch Mio's vod
I'm a KFmate.
>>26412893i have been denied mating presses for so long
>>26412896kiaras pits look weird but hot
>>26412912Groomers
>>26412917cute
>>26412912Chumbuds
>>26412912got more ryona?
>>26412924based taste
Where the fuck is the frame Gura? Where the fuck are the tweets hyping up your birthday? Why have you stopped caring?
>>26412896Love TakaMoriSimple as
https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1538552326796914688I love the sole gurina schizo in this whole world
>>26412896love the kiss
>>26412933Multilayered joke, I kneel.
>>26412950Everyone remember her birthday anyway
>>26412925
>>26412928>>26412933>>26412940Hoom-on deez nuts
Pavonashi
>>26412957What makes a man so dedicated to one ship that never gets played into?
>>26412950SOMEONE POST THAT AI GREENTEXT
>>26412812Suck it naokofag, your oshi will never beat mine in Advance Wars By Web
>>26412992nipples
HoloEn 40k tabletop tournament when?
>>26412994a desire for greatness
>>26412992I love the spicy chicken and turkey.
>>26412979UWAAA I WILL MATING PRESS THIS RRAT AND MAKE HER BEAR THE LIFE OF A SINGLE MOTHER
>casts a spell of technical difficulty on a random member of myth>30 days of gossip will follow
>>26413045ew
>>26412992I can't believe Kiara just fucked and chucked ReineDoes Reine not deserve love
I want Umisea 2 season
EN3 should have a welsh cat girl with a really thick accent
>>26412129>I DIDNT BUY ANYTHING TO MY DADDY AAAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AND HE IS THE BEST AAAAAAHHHHHIt's okay Anon, he's not ACTUALLY your father just because you call him daddy
I don't think you bloody realize how much I love Kiara
https://twitter.com/Katsunei/status/1534748820504031232I bring you something you didn't ask for
>>26413033The Advance Wars remake isn't ever releasing, so nobody except 2 view indies will ever get to play it anyway.Doesn't matter who your oshi is.
>>26413107not as much as I do
>>26413089En 3 should have a Hyena girl that is actually a Female to Male tranny. I think that would be funny
>>26413064>casts SLAP
>>26413117that sounds more like a niji thing
>>26413087Not until meme sharks reaches N5
>>26413108But why?
>>26413087will it have Kobo
>>26413087Featuring Chloe!
>>26413108but I specifically asked for futa holos.nice
>>26413112I'm addicted to the chicken, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I miss civia...
>>26413117This, but instead of a tranny, its a normal girl who makes jokes abiut have a giant hyena futa cock and will fuck her genmates mouth if they are too loud during collab
>>26413108But I did ask for this....
>>26413136Fuck off IRyS
Kiara's new outfit gives me very homely/wife vibes
>>26413163Are you sure about that?
>>26413172>i miss Civia...Say 1 memorable thing she did
>>26412323I'm 5'6" and 120lbs but I only make straight posts.
>>26413212overwatch
>>26413210This is a blue board sir
>>26412994A based man ahead of the times
>>26413212She made the best cover of ECHO in hololive
>>26413210ABAYO, but that's hot as fuck
>>26412323Why are Hoomans like this
>>26413210Nice cock!
So, what are you guys up to?Waiting for a stream in particular? VODs?Or maybe even watching Furea?
>>26413212Graduation
>>26413213>167cm>54kgPost bussy
>>26413269They're too pent up.
>>26413212She did unironic princess flavored gfe and gave sloppy kisses and streamed in english. She had a beautiful singing voice and good game choice. She was sisters with korone and looked great
>>26413292I just came back, but I plan on listening to Astel now while maybe playing a game
>>26413212Her Youtube debut was very creative
>>26413213London?
>>26413292Draw reps.
>>26413292>Waiting for a stream in particular?Waiting for My Moomers!I'm watching the parts of the To the Moon streams I was asleep for right now.
>>26410724WATAME FF9IT'S NOT DURING US HOURSWOOOOHOOOOO
>>26413216>>26413257>>26413304>>26413319>
>>26413304just a shame about the whole nationalistic zhang traitor thing though.
>>26413212Her kisses...
>>26412323>I like to imagine that every anon here who says something gay is a sexy twink you can bend over and break.That's gay.
>>26412994I mean, Gura was schlicking during their Portal collab
>Cover realize that Ayame rarely streams so they hire Chloe who is Ayame that streams>Nakirigumi get to learn about NTR by calling Ayame their wife while secretly getting what they need out of her from ChloeImpressive by Cover honestly.
Reckon Hoomans would be less pent up sexually if they picked an oshi with some actual sex appeal
>>26410543I'm still horny for you Ayamefriend.
>>26413213New York metropolitan area?
>>26413367So you are into NTR Ayamefriend?
>>26412012Kronii will call in last
>>26413368t. faggot
>>26413292Someone linked Mumei's Animal Crossing VOD so I'm watching that.
https://youtu.be/icrshe_b9Y8I genuinely miss her. She probably would have been my oshi if taiwan shit didn't happen
>>26413367Chloe started streaming way less because of her focus towards music tho...
>>26413368This, Mumei needs more exposed cleavage in her next outift
>>26413368Literal SEX
I miss Ame's dancing karaokes...
>>26413112I NEED TO SQUEEZE
kronii should mix it up this time and call in first
>>26413368>picked an oshimumei is very erotic
Gura is the cutest
>>26413292Checking out dog idol I found in Yoshika's chat, she seems meh singing wise but her model is real cute
>>26413414Pregnancy is beautiful.
>>26413367Chloe is Ayame except with a better design, better English, more streams, longer streams and better singingActually she's pretty much better in every single aspect
>>26413384You will never find me.
Holos for these feels
>>26413382Stop being horny.
>>26413368Are you maybe gay or something?
>>26413461Stop being a woman??
>>26413403Now that I think about it, I probably stopped watching the new girls' debuts because of how disappointed I was in the CN branch
>see dude posting his story about finding a 2views and interacting with her>decide to ask for advice doing the same during complete dead hours >get banned for off-topicGuess the Pomu thing really set off the mods, I hope this reddit-tier level of moderation will improve the threads at least
>Gura will make all of the JPs who call in say morbin
>>26413452>Better designNah, Ayame is peak design. Nana is a genius when it comes to design. The others are true though.
>>26413455>Streams and content lastAnd then they wonder why they're still 2views...
>>26413455Ollie...
>>26413455Kiara
>>26413495Go back
>>26413212Overwatch!
>>26413454Well now that you've narrowed it down for me, owlboy..
>>26413494yup, it's morbin time
>>26413455Gura
>>26413498Chloe's is better, she is the superior red eyed silver haired sex holo
>>26413455Accepting you're just boring must be hard for indies.
Moom sex
>>26413536Me getting groped
>>26413292Trying to recover my sanity while I wait for Fauna to come back
is this the ass eating thread?
>>26413536Tits too big
>>26413552Yeah, we love getting rimmed by women here.
when EN will play FF?
>>26413455Miko prior to saying nigger on streamThat's literally the only valid example and it's from early 2019
>>26413536hands too brown
>>26413536Tits too small
>>26413552No this is the dick smoking thread
>>26412896whats this
>>26413455Matsuri.
>>26413536Mumei is a flattie.
>>26413588why
>>26413577Do they have Foo Fighters permissions?
>>26413580>it was so bad she was considering graduatingmigo...
>>26413596>he never seen boob muscles
Explain holos having partial English subs in the MV and then not just putting them in CCs
I like Sora's laugh
>>26413610I really like the vagina part of girls, it's hot
Sorry /hlgg/. I'm now addicted to MOBAs like Final Fantasy and Granblue. I'll see you guys when Mumei starts her stream.
>>26413292Getting ready to head to dinner with my family.
>>26413536DONT RAPE MUMEI
>>26413577Even games like FF's are too hardcore and niche for the EN girls.
>>26413638Have you ever had a conversation with a real vagina?
>>26413610>One of holos that actively and intentionally propelled hololive into popularityI gained a whole lot of respect for her after her holotalk honestly
>>26413368It's a ploy by Mumei to make them breed more with each other, other humans and fanbases.She'll be happy to watch them breeding (see the minecraft foxes breeding farm, she doesn't mind).
>>26413641Why are hoomans all blogposting faggots?
>>26413638>liking women body partsGay
>>26413455Kiara, especially with how she whines about people leaving.
>>26413665Why is there no image of this thing getting reamed by a fat cock?
i just remembered. what happened to GTA? gura and Irys dropped it.
>>26413664I'm going to reinstall GTA4 again. How about you?
>open thread>deadbraps already defending their wigger and her lack of giving a shit about Hololive and her genmates>close thread
>>26413629They slap some random English text in there because it looks cool, you're not expected to read it and most of the time the translation is wrong
>>26413633I also like it when she behaves like a brat
>>26413692>dropping gamesnothing new
>>26413692>Gura playing the same game more than 2 or 3 timesYou should know how rare that is
>>26413665sauce
Fnfnfncncnfnndne
>>26413660How can hoomans breed with each other if they're all women...?
>>26413703In this case it's actual TL from the subs on original MV
>>26413692They lost radio permissions and that game is soulles without radio.Thank Jenma for being an incompetent fucktard once again.
What happened?https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1538341529869160448
>>26413730I need to fuck a hooman
>>26413730Puffy balls
>>26413730Where's the penis?
Gura WILL beat DMC4 AND Metroid Dread very soon /hlgg/. I hope you're ready for the return of both of those games.
https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1538578397030674432https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1538578397030674432https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1538578397030674432https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1538578397030674432https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1538578397030674432https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1538578397030674432
>>26413730Sight unzips dick
>>26413692radio hort
>>26413730I want to fuck an Aqua crew at full force in every available hole.I'm straight.
>>26413704I like when she seduces me
>>26413730aqua crews and heimins should have sex
>>26413730is there a vid already?
>>26413745Usual recent ollie stuff. She later tweeted that she fell down the stairs, I don't really buy it.
>>26413763>didn't bother painting the nails blueSo close to having me fuck you, too bad I will not stand for inaccuracies
>>26413730>>26413763>>26413787>not showing faceI wonder why
>>26413787Isn’t this a man
>>26413704What a cute brat
Oh no, the gay Aqua Crew posting is coming back full force.
>>26413641It's MOBAGE you dummy, not MOBAsMOBAs are ASSFAGGOTS
>>26413737>he believed the propaganda
>>26413763Man, I'm always being reminded that men are just superior to women in everything, including actually being women
>>26413784Their little soft squishy dicks can't even get hard enough to penetrate a hole. They're bottom use only.
>>26413292Relistening to Mio's "sleeping together" ASMR stream she did a while ago, while working on my thesis.Mio's karaoke made me want to listen to it again, since she was speaking very softly in between songs.
>>26413779That never happened, delusionaltomo
>>26413755>Gura WILL beat DMC4yes plz>plz no
>>26413641
post that image of sora kissing a man
>>26413292I was drinking and now I am struggling to type the captcha
>>26413730>>26413763>>26413787Average Chinese "man"
>>26413855See >>26413833
>>26413791https://twitter.com/yakumomomoko
>>26413730someone link his twitter, I need to wank now
>>26413801Most cosplayers are ugly as shit
>>26413833What do you call this then?
>>26413755She'll find her motivation again, one day.
>>26413865Maybe I was wrong about hating them, maybe I should move there and fuck a billion+ sexy holo cosplayers
>americans start waking up>sudden influx of literal unironic faggots ittNahone
>>26413858I don't think sheeps should drink
>>26413827If you like soft speech between song you should check out AZKi's last karaoke, just remember to lie on the floor while listening to it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1vf2vF1LmEelf owned again
>>26413824but I remember the video where they were fucking each other
Yab
>>26413908It’s totally fine man I still hate niggers so I’m good
gura's stress status ?
>>26413892Nothing more than a mischievous cat. A cute one though...
I miss slime girls...
>>26413903>Start waking upIt's after 1pm in the only part of America that matters
Unicorn holo when?
>>26413882This and the wasp one were the worst
Post cats
>>26413801Just like women when they're not wearing makeup, it's ain't pretty to see
>>26413918she shifted like $250k of merch today.
>>26413927Why are you posting this twice Moona?
>>26413936not much now that I just finished inside her
>>26413936Currently in discord sex with fauna and mumei
>>26413956
>>26413885She's beautiful though
>>26413962It's not caturday
>>26413883https://twitter.com/inoryQWQHe also made a Gura cosplay as well.
>>26413952What a coincidence, thread has gone to shit like five hours ago
>>26413730>>26413763>>26413787>>26413923Alright, I'm becoming gay.
towa holo when
>>26413963*It's not
>>26413926Can you prove that they weren't just grinding their boy clits against each other's
Did miko drop the boys watchalong
>>26410412>all these repliesThese aren't actual teamates, right? Don't tell me they are actually sperging out because Ame wasn't invited to a collab
Do Germans think Kiara is cringe?
>>26413996Go to sleep it's late in Jakarta
>>26413994https://twitter.com/inoryQWQ/status/1534497698451054592What's wrong with that dick? Why is itt like that?
>>26410543Who is the most charming Holo?
Reminder that vaginas are just cocks and balls and if you like them you are GAY
You massive faggots kek
>>26413986No kiara, just because you put on 3kg of make up and use 6 different beauty filters, that doesnt mean you look good. Her eyes look like it got stinged by a wasp and her lips looks retarded
>>26414037Why shouldn't people call the collab out on being inferior to the same lineup but with Ame in the 2nd EN spot? It's simply true.
>>26414061I thought we got all of this out of our system last night
>>26414011not really...they need a penis inspection
>>26414041They think she has nice boobs.
/hlgg/ is being GAY aga- oh what the hell am I saying, /hlgg/ is always gay. Bunch of prancing la la homos shacked up in here.
>>26414090We can never get cocks out of us
Thread is getting way too gay, post tits
>>26412022>>26411249>>26410412I shall post again the correct answer.Eikaiwa is sort of about ice breaking, and Ame's already well acquainted with Roboco.And Miko might want her first stream with her oshi be a one-on-one collab.Mori most likely just picked whoever she thought would fit Sana.Ame's Eikaiwa should be Luna or something.
>>26414041nein
>>26414037I don't know if they are actual teamates, but there are at least two Ame posters who often shit on JPs and Mori at this hour
>>26414117luna eikaiwa would be kino
why Ame dont love me anymore?
>>26414109No
>>26414109I really need to have sex with a Yukimin or a Heimin or Aqua crew.
>>26414041Most people do.
>>26414108I don't want to either.
Alright Anon, what’s the gayest thing you have done
>>26414117>Eikaiwa is sort of about ice breaking,Nice meme, none of the other eikawas she did so far were about introducing people foreign to one another. In fact they were quite the opposite.
>>26414155Finger my ass
>>26414149This but a female Heimin/Aqua crew
No fucking way, she's doing it
>>26414155Post in /hlgg/
>>26414155My friends and I used to run around naked to piss off adults during sleepovers at like 10 years old
>>26414134>Ame im sorry i watched one of those new Holos! She is cute and very funny! Her name wa-AAAAAIIIIIIEIEEEEEE NOOOOOOO ACK!
>>26414155Fall in love with Astel's voice
>>26414109heimins are extremely cute
>>26414155When I'm with the boys and we're really drunk our girlfriends sometimes make us kiss but then they do it too so it's ogey
>>26410543How much would you pay for that Wataflare kick but from Ayame, foxfriend?
>>26414155have sex with a man
>>26414155Rode a dildo on the ground while wearing women's clothing and had a hand free orgasm. I swear I'm straight.
This is Sakamata Chloe! Look at her try to exercise!
>>26414155read this thread
>>26414182Doesn't matter to me, those fanbases are so weak and feminine there's not much of a difference
>>26414109Heimins are cute, I want one as a friend to say no to his gay shit
>>26414192there ain't nothing wrong with kissing your friends,
>>26414183KINO
>attractive to the corner of the tableadmitting you like masturbating during your debut takes balls
>>26414195Getting kicked by your oshi playfully is an end game goal that I strive for.
>>26414160They all were except for the first one. Try again
If you are going to act like faggots could you at least make it fun to read?
>>26414202crossdressing doesn't mean you're gay but it does mean you're a fag
>>26413108looked into the commissioner's account, found thishttps://twitter.com/unbeller/status/1525930152164999168
>>26414160It's not a meme. Most of the sets were people that hadn't done that much, or anything, previously.Irys doesn't count since she's japanese anyway.
Why did she do it
Please stop posting that Aqua cosplayer. I don't want to be gay...
>>26414202>Rode a dildo on the ground while wearing women's clothing and had a hand free orgasm. >I swear I'm straight.Anon....I might believe you if any of those 3 things were posted separately. But uh....
>>26414155Not really gay but I kissed a friend before going to a party once
>>26414079No idea why are you coping so hard, just enjoy your bussy or whatever. But say whatever you want trannybro, she's still a woman and even without makeup she will still look like a woman.No idea why you are deflecting to cosplayers, but going "oh women do the same" when your young femboys have to do the same as 40yo facebook ladies just to look female doesn't mean anything.
Honestly what the fuck happened l
>>26414260>not really gay, but [gay stuff]
>>26414270gayposting beats shitposting
>>26414117Luna would be great, Id also like to see more of Ame with Subaru and Koronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnaVgcn9gIY
>>26414079You’re an actual psychopath you know that. I’m not even KFP, just what the fuck to a wrong with you
>>26414155Swordfight with my dick and another guys dick while we are french kissing and burrying my fingers in his medium long blond hair and cumming on each others dick and belly button4th grade was fun, didnt know the meaning of gay back then
Certainly there are actual women cosplayers doing sexy things while wearing Holo outfits. Why are you all so keen on posting the male ones.
>>26414245Hell even in that one it was the first time that IRyS had interacted with AZKi at all.
>>26414285Not a teamate but Korone and Luna is my ideal eikawa lineup
>https://youtu.be/Y8ovRGqxYZowhat the fuck
>>26414317This is your fault Mumei.
>>26414317Why the moom so smug?
>>26414245So who will Mori choose to come on with Kiara?
>your oshi>why are you gay
>>26414309>SwordfightOk>while we are french kissingUhhhhh>and burrying my fingers in his medium long blond hair and cumming on each others dick and belly buttonAnon...
>>26414266>>26414306You do know that's the guy who posted the botted poal for the first time, you know that? Stop replying.
>>26414317>"Another thread successfully groomed."
>>26414335she's gonna say the s word
>>26414342MumeiDidnt have a father figure and got molested as a child
>>26414339>KiaraFunny
>>26414329It's been 3000 years...
>>26414155How the fuck do I get banned for off topic but this shit stays up? At least I was talking about vtubers you fucking faggots
>>26414339kiara has better things to do then listen to mori talk like a retard for 66 minutes
>>26414339>Mori>Inviting Kiara to CollabAnon, I...
>>26414342WatameWho says im gay
>>26414375Onions?
>>26414285This was such a cute interaction. Subaru and Korone could produce kino with literally any EN. They're at a very powerful level of English.
>>26414317The smugness of corrupting civilization with gay homo butt stuff
>>26414342MumeiI just want to be loved, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman...
>>26414339Why are you assuming Mori wants anything to do with Kiara?
>>26414342InaI’m lonely
SadCat.png
>>26414404I love you Anon
>>26414342MumeiMy oshi forced me
EN is reall overdue on a hag, JP alredy had two of them by gen 3, 3 if you count AZKi
>>26414395The SSRB was telling everyone earlier
>>26414342AmeI got groomed
>>26414342GuraI'm straight
>>26414285Ame is most likely to be grouped with Towa and Botan for a "Gamer lingo" eikaiwa
>unironic faggots in MY threadMay Allah give you all prostate cancer, you dirty disgusting poop eating homosexuals
>>26414443hot
>>26414401Not even the combined forces of Miko and Korone could not save that segment with Gura, Ame, Kronii, and Kiara during their 24 hour stream.
>>26414377>>26414387>>26414391>>26414407I was being serious. Kiara has done something almost everyone in JP, so the only options are maybe Lamy or Luna if she doesn’t want to reuse guests from HoloX.
>>26414342I'm pretty sure I'll get doxed if I say itI don't know, always loved girls and never had sexual interest in men.
>>26414342KiaraI saw some pics of a cute trap cosplaying Kiara now I can't stop thinking about pulling up his skirt and stroking his willy
>>26414342MumeiI'm not gay, I just like sex, with my dick or my ass.
>>26414342MoriAny hole's a goal, if it's attractive I'd fuck itNot that I ever would though, only five years to go until wizardhood
>>26414339ado and reol
>>26414339Noel and Flare
>>26413923chumbussy got me wildin doe fr fr
>>26414443yo what the fuck I cant believe he did that
>>26414041Nein.
>>26414545and you think those posts aren't being serious?
>>26414487>AllahBetter than being a goat fucker
>>26414442>Fubuki>Aki>Mio>KoroneThat's 4
>>26414329Isn't it great?
>>26414329what the fuck
>>26414342FubukiGo with the flow and do whatever feels good in the moment, ya know?
>Your oshi>Would you rather have sex with her OR her genderbent version? (You are the bottom, unless you can overpower him)
>>26414557Kiara already knows Flare pretty well and did Holotalk with Noel.
>>26414603NOT YOU TOO
>>26414574Goat holo when?
>>26414117This is false, it was never about breaking the ice and if it was, Mori did a terrible job planning that since almost every EN who had been in one of these had collabs with one or both JPs.
Hey, any fans of Hololive in this thread? Have you guys heard of Gawr Gura? I think she’s pretty cute.
Desu Kiara really needs to lean more onto Cool, she has a ton of potential there but she's going full tilt into Cute to the point she intentionally nerfs her Cool and barely touches on Passion despite having tons of talent in them bothShe really needs to remember that appeal of idols isn't 2D image and that trying to flatten her appeal is just foolish
>your oshi>have you ever crossdressed
>your oshi>thoughts on slags
>your oshi>which JP will invite a 3d EN/ID member first to their birthday live
>>26412711WHYS THIS FUCKING VOD ALWAYS AUTO PLAY
>>26414632Literally who
>>26414612Mumei Threesome, we taking turns on OG Mumei
>>26414635So just like Flare?No wonder they hit it off so well
>your oshi>straightest thing you’ve done
>>26414572I was hoping to get at least one suggestion.
Stop making surveyposts.
>>26414668GuraHave baby making sex with a woman
>>26414612MumeiHer; 100%. Why would I want sex with someone who isn't my oshi? I'd still let her peg me though.
>your oshi>this is a surveypost
>>26414637GuraNo, and I sleep better thinking about the fact that half of you faggots will burn in eternal hellfire
>>26414632NO
>your oshi>your opinon on surveyposts
Bitches you ain’t gay you’re just lonely. Stop going on 4chan and you’re into girls
more like HoloVODS LMAO
>>26414666Yeah, they are trying to be best possible dessert while suing only sugar without realizing that a bit of saltiness can really enhance the sweetness
>>26414339Ayame and Towa
>dead hours on Father's Day>thread filled with homosI'm drawing a connection here.
>>26414632Pardun?
>>26411439I will sleep soundly
>>26414540Do you mean they could not not save if or not not not save it? Next time you should use more negatives.
squeeb
>>26414705You really didn’t have to use food analogy for that, or in this case flavors
...fuck you all, that aqua fag got me too hard and i was forced to masturbate, and i'm not even a homossexual. Please next thread someone post hot pics of the ACTUAL Aqua so i don't feel bad about myself.
the robot is not cute, nor is she sexy
>>26414672I was thinking Kanata cause they're both into Idol stuff
>>26414731DO NOT
>>26414637WatameNo. That’s gay
>>26414740gayest post itt
>>26414672look, it ain't happening.
>>26414696SuiseiI dunno, someone should do a surveypost about it
>>26414716I live 1,000 miles from my father but I took him rifle shooting last month so that's why I'm here.
I like Astel
To that anon that helped me yesterday when I asked about mousepads, thank you. I bought a deskmat like you suggested and it's very nice and comfortable
>no holo streams>Mio collapsed on the floor and is dead>No Shondo tonigh because cat under surgery>No ninanin tooGod, there is just /b/omu tonight....
>>26414339There are 3 Eikawa streams left. Mumei, Kronii, and a make up for Bae.
>>26414635Kiara is quite literally a Passion type of idol.What she really needs to understand is that her charms on her more mature shine way more than trying to act like a young teen.
>>26414640It depends entirely on when the border reopensAs it stands it's probably Suityan inviting Mori next March
>>26414740The future machine overlord will remember that
>>26414777Gayest post ittalso checked
I'm the only real person itt, you're all bots
>>26414705I mean, in Flare's case being cool wasn't actually Flare's true self, just a vtuber persona. Being a cute goober is her true personality. Doesn't mean she cant to cool music though.
>your oshi>her relationship with her father>your relationship with your father
>>26414795Stop shilling your whores here
>>26414795At least watching /b/omu is 900% more het than this thread
>>26414742Yeah Kanata is a good one, its unfortunate they didn't do anything together when the idol collab thing feel through.
>>26414612AmeI want to have sex with normal Ame thx>>26414637In 8th grade but because of a school play(i was the grandma)>>26414639No idea what is that>>26414640Sora will probably invite Lofi at some point>>26414668Having handholding kissy sex with a woman>>26414688Ok>>26414696They are better then not posting or schizo posting
>>26414631why do you cling to the most retarded justification when Mori makes it clear herself, outside of Ina who got to do shit with her oshi due to introductory episode, all the others went with the theme rather than specific dynamics:>Gura/La+/Irohakusogaki and seiso>IRyS/Watame/AZKisingers>Rui/Chloe/Baedrinking buddies>Fauna/Choco/MelASMRistsSana probably falls under another arbitrary theme
>>26414668MumeiAren't women super fucking cute? When she's all excited and she twirls around to talk to you about this thing she did while you're walking home and she has the smile of an angel all the time? When she takes care of you even when you got super drunk and started throwing up? She's so fucking cute bros...
>>26414820KiaralolSomewhat better
>>26414339Ayame and Korone
next thread i DEMAND more hag lewds
>>26414820AmeHer dad is Jackie ChanMy dad is a deadbeat (literal)
>>26414820Watame…Pretty good!
>>26414155I made this post >>26414762
>>26414795I'm honestly fucking sick of retards shilling their 2views here. It's not going to make people watch them. Fuck off.
>>26414797She also wants to invite ID members and hasn't said anything about doing repeat guests so there's not really a set limit yet
>>26414833Half of the whores i watch are better than half of current HoloEN
>>26414845>2 kusogaki and 1 seisowow what a great theme you fucking retard
Why are there unironic sex havers in this thread?
>>26414668KiaraI check out women on the streets and think if they would make for good mothers of my children
>>26414820GuraSeems good.We’re about 60% on the same page with most things, and there’s no animosity. He’s a good father and I respect him.
>>26414668WatameCuddled with a girl
>>26414820KiaraWe don't talk about itLove him even if he can be annoying most of the time
there's absolutely 0 reasons why holos shouldn't do weekly watchalong of good old movies
>>26414820>Mori>she loves and loved by both of her dads>he was the best dad ever, I dream of being as good of a man as he was, one day
>>26414846You only have your oshi for one of the posts.
>>26414631There's bound to be some overlap in that sense since interactions had happened during the first year, obviously. It's not a criteria that trumps everything else, but it is still functionally a result of the process of choosing Mori uses.The groups have almost always been quite unexpected.
>>26414795dont bring her up unless your posting her tits
>>26414887retard, Mori was the other seiso, her and Iroha are the most bullyable and easily flustered members of their gens
>>26414668Kanataplayed Strip Mahjong with a woman (female)
>>26414763It will and what will you do? Seethe. I mean that's all you have left.
>>26414797I hope Kronii gets to do one with Subaru and Polka so she we get another spaghetti spilling moment
>>26414886I honestly doubt, you have to use them as shitpost fuel instead of enjoying them.
>>26414820GuraGreatMeh
>>26414926Life of Brian with Moomer soon.
>your oshi>what should I masturbate to
>>26414285I want Shubame to happenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01dQIydfss
>>26414795Ya know, if you were to ask me to bet on which holo or niji EN vtuber would be the first to have her real nudes discovered, I don't think I would've won
>>26414946why do you retards make yourselves so easy to grudgepost
>>26414668MumeiI think I fucked a woman 7 times in a day (she was 8 years older than me, good shit)
>>26414668InaI'm building my own car engine for fun
>>26414968it 100% would have been Pomu
>>26414945Sounds autistic af, how did it go?
>>26414893I'm a father...
>>26414668GuraMade out with a girl to blink-182.
>>26415018gay
>>26414617So? Mori doesn’t know Flare and Noel well so it still is an ice breaker.
>>26414668N/Awatched Holostars a few times I guess
>>26415018Daddy...
Kiara!
>>26414668RisuTalked to a girl (schizophrenic)
>>26415009It went fine, I won.
>>26414994Get out you unvirgin
>>26415018Happy Father’s Day!How’s the family
>>26415018If you love your children so much why don't you marry them?
>>26415036Yes?
I miss artia...
>>26414820AyameIt's slowly becoming better but they're still slightly rocky since he's your typical japanese salaryman that barely comes home.Who?
>>26415018Why are you watching women pretending to be anime girls?
>>26415045Why is she wearing Mori's clothes?
>>26415018>father in thread>no dad jokeshmmmmm
>>26415047How were the tits? Did you get to touch em at least?
>>26415052>>26415068I'd prefer not to talk about it.
>>26414668Reinewrestled with a girl in her own home or played twister with one, whichever is straighter
>>26415068The avatar prevent them from trying to expose their cleavage for view, somewhat
>>26415045thats pretty cute
>>26415082Mori came all over her clothers
>>26415087Flat.
cumchuds status?
>>26415068NTA but this mindset never made sense to me. People are single because they're bad people, not because they like niche things.
>>26415093estrangedchama...
why are you gay
>Your oshi>How many times you cummed in your life?>IF YOU DONT REPLY OR DONT GET AN ACCURATE NUMBER, YOU WILL GET TESTICULAR CANCER
>>26415141Don't kick a man while he's down.
>>26415066Ayamefriend...
>>26415139So I’m a bad person.. ;_;
>>26415134Heading to dinner with my father that loves me, before I watch my oshi’s birthday totsu.
>>26415139>People are single because they're bad people
>>26414820AstelHis father is dead, he doesn't talk about him a lotA bit awkward, but we get along well enough
>>26415139>People are single because they're bad peopleAnd you, Anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YCEuPxQTd0
>>26415155[Redacted]How are you supposed to count how many times you cum in a lifetime, that's like trying to count how many rice pellets you've consumed for the past 5 years.I don't have testes.
>>26414820AmeLmaoPretty good, he and my mum are in my home country relaxing
>>26415219Your oshi is Fauna.
>>26415066Ayamefriend, I can be your father figure.
>>26415134Dripping precum at the thought that Gura spent her real birthday with her bf and probably got her tight little cunny bred by that lucky bastard
>>26415155Kiara12 years assuming 1.3 wanks per day gives 5694 cooms
>>26410182>change of timezone>hololive dead hours 17:00 - 23:00Is it healthy to sleep 6 hours a day, 17:00 - 23:00?
>>26414820MoriGee Mori, how come you get to have TWO dads?A bit strained since I never really figured out what I wanted to do with my life, and living my life as a freeter probably wasn't what he wanted out of me
>>26415153girls pretty
>>26415139Explain all the bad people who aren't single
>your oshi>can you cum from your shit pushing against your prostate?
There are a lot of people with daddy issues in this thread and that makes sense as to why these threads are the way they are and is also very distressing.
>>26415242>>26414962anon was to hornypress f
>>26415155Ame I have been masturbating since the age of 9 on a daily basis expect for that 2 month i broke my arm so -60 days. (364x8=2912) + (365x4=1460)=Atleast 4372
>>26413923show the bulge
>>26414966I want InaShuBae to happen. Also ShuBae
>Your oshi>Your excuse for being a lonely bastard
>>26415280AstelFemanon???
>>26415354GuraI have no personality, severe trust issues and I'm kinda autistic
>>26415354GuraSaving myself for Gura
>>26415354MumeiI don't trust people
>>26415354MoriToo afraid to actually interact with women coupled with social anxiety and a complex fear of failure and rejection that's caused me to stall in life
>>26415354GuraPoor decisions in middle school led to a bad high school experience, which left me alone.
>>26415354GuraI have too much testosterone and i get stinkier quicker. And i dont like washing teeth, last time was 2 years ago when i vomited after being hangover. Also i dont wash my dick on purpouse because i like the smell
>>26415354N/Atook too long to realize my sexuality and kept pursuing relationships that would never work
>>26415423Is this the famous ugly bastard?
>>26415354KiaraMy gf can't stand the smell of my farts so won't sit with me :(
>>26415354InaI suck with talking to people
>>26415354AmeMostly comes from insecurity about my appearance but I've started doing my /fit/ reps. Also finding other hobbies to build my personality, gonna bake some macarons shortly!
>>26415433Kys Faggot
>>26415354AyameI'm not lonely, I have six cats.
>>26415423An actual ugly bastard... please tell me that you are at least in your late 30s
>>26415454>bake some macrons shortlyYou better fucking post them
>>26415467Anon even your oshi left you...
>>26415454>gonna bake some macarons shortly!Cute.
>>26415423Based Shion fucker
>hololive>no one is live
>>26415469Im not that young
>>26415491My oshi was in TWO streams today and was VERY cute in both of them. It even gave birth to Bushido Nakiri, the strongest oni samurai in the universe.
>hololive>i miss Ina
>>26415354MumeiI never revealed my powerlevel to my friends and I've never had the opportunity to mention it. I know they wouldn't care but I don't see a point to doing so and deep down I'm still scared they'll think less of me.
>>26415467Ayamefriend, you need a boyfriend
>>26415464not onehope you find someone that loves you, crazy bitter Anon
>>26415354WatameI’m lazy
>>26415354AmeI’m insecure and I find it really difficult to make meaningful conversation with people outside of my immediate friend group from my school days, also I’m skinny af
>>26414635Kiara isn't cool at all though. Cute? Hell yeah. Passionate? Hell yeah. Cool? She loves The Office, Game of Thrones, Hello Project and frozen pizza.
>>26415467SIX?! I DON'T REMEMBER SIX!? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU KEEPING SIX CATS
>>26415505Watch Athena Nightingale, she loves Hololive and will be in en 3, streaming rn. She wrote like 3 Haacham songs
>>26415535But i'm already her bf
>>26415354GuraMeeting new people is hard and takes effort. All of the things I enjoy doing are solitary activities. My autism, while not severe, mostly manifests as a dislike of large groups/loud spaces.
>>26415155InaI'm 32, been jerking off since I were 11. I jerk off on average 2 times a day. Some days I go to 4-5. I haven't taken many days off since then, maybe 90 days of not jerking off in total(very generous). I would only jerk off once a day with spurts of 3 when I was a teen but in my adult hood is when the average kicked in. Accounting to error I'd say and upward of 17987 times in my life.
>>26415574That's why she couldn't afford Ayame's birthday merch
>>26415574I also have a Guinea Pig and a Turtle. I've got plenty of friends that cuddle up with me when I sleep and watch Hololive, who needs anything else.
Oh hey, Watame FF9 tomorrow! The FF9 fags must be happy
>your oshi>can you forgive towa for this yab?https://youtu.be/692m11KYmCE
>>26415354FubukiI ghosted most of my friends in my adult life for the pursuit of work and say no to many if not all opportunities to socializing.
>>26415583Didn’t she go full Christian schizo?
>>26415615Ayamefriend is a shut in cat lady...
>>26415630The last thing you should answer a question with is something that generates more questions
>>26415643No where did that come from lol
Why are you guys making mathematical equations to calculate how many times you've ejactulated in your lifetime? I'm pretty sure this is not the reason why Math was invented.
>>26415640Stop playing FFXIV maybe?
>>26415505I'm watching Ame's Rock Simulator VOD. It's really good.
>>26415411Same desu...
>>26415676Math was invented to COUNT We are COUNTING
>>26415630When do you plan on having kids?
>>26415354KiaraI'm not even gonna start trying until I can be proud of myself
>>26415354AmeI pee inside my bathtub <:3
>>26415615I'm pretty sure she mentioned still waiting for the delivery on the mousepad, plus she's no longer a NEET
>>26415676Did you not read the post? They'll literally die if they don't.
>>26415676Math was invented by prostitutes to keep track of their earnings. All mathematicians are whores.
>>26415721Ball cancer is not instant death anon
>>26415354RisuI'm not lonely, I have Hololive and a good chunk of anons to talk about it with
>>26415566Anon, have you seen her bloodlust? She radiates it like shark taking bath in pool of bloodAnd that emotionless mode where she fully focuses on her goal is hot as fuck, shame she uses it once every few months at best
>>26414155Fuck my younger brother
>>26415583>2view shillingDie
>>26415637>I was kinda worried about the smellWATAME FARTS?!
>>26415715If someone like ayamefriend is able to get a job, then most anons here should. What are your excuse? i'll probably just get a 9-5 one that pays well..
What’s Gura’s merch gonna be this year? I’d say I want a hoodie but it won’t come it American XXL so there’s no point to getting it.
>>26415204b- for effort on that cover
>>26415583>Watches Athy>Doesn't know that she will never become a holo for multitude of reasons
>>26415354InaMy friends kicking me out of the group wasn't my choice.
>>26415813I have one and need a new job.
>>26415798She is a 3view and im shilling a strong en 3 canidate who loves Hololive, the talents and idol culture. Go watch something else if you dont like it
>>26415748Are you an expert on balls anon?
>>26415812No woman farts.
>>26415813>>26415836
>>26415813Ayamefriend has charisma
>>26415062Choke me daddy...
>>26415678Over my lalafell's dead body, in phase 2 of Fourth Circle, because it happens every time.
>>26415354PolkaI've been clinically depressed since I was 10 or so and I push people away because I don't think they should have to deal with my shit. Also I might be autistic.
>>26415787Why the fuck man
This thread is getting really depressing.
>>26415815onahole
>Your oshi>Have you ever cut your own wrist?
>>26415869I CAN SAVE YOU
JPs will call in today for Gura:ShionLaplusOkayuMarineLui
>>26415858Ok, fag.>>26415859No, she's a stubborn contrarian brat.
Someone please kill the thread
>>26415909KiaraYes! :D
>>26415919That appeals to oji-sans who are hiring though
>>26415354astelIDLSIDGO
>>26415813I do have one that pays great, the hours are kinda wonky but outside of that it's really great!Outside of the part where I'm turning into Vietnam vet with how much aerosolized acid and chemicals I'm working with while being unprotected and in highly humid and hot place
MUMEI I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26415919A very well worded one