/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>that's hell you're walking into
Could Mori get into Fate?

remember to love your Mori

So stream in 1 hour or stream in 3 hours

>>26374161

Polka's cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0FJmgwdPQ

BGV's cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgBpQ04j0P4

Ririsya's cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di0CXLXgCds

Enna and PP's orisong:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKc3D-M5uA

>>26374132
Previous thread: >>26358389

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQOrRZRKFW
Upcoming stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK27uNcX9g0

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream UnAlive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC3BheJuhU

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>26374132
TakaMori Love!

I love my legally married reaper Mori!!
You should all remember her, and remember she is mine!!

>>26374161
Based and same desu

>>26374207
>>26374251
Is this her most meta stream to date?

>>26374204
Was about to ask the same thing. I find it unlikely she got it wrong on both schedule and tweet so I'm going to assume it's 3 hours away. Would also match her normal "early" start time

>>26374352
NSO and this seem pretty close

>>26374352
It's either that one or this one.
https://youtu.be/6RyL2F1EJ5c

I love my stupid reaper wife

>>26374260
Oops. Copied the CHaDcast link wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQOrRZRKFWE

STREAM INTERNET OVERDOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_0Zc26jkDw

>>26374372
Yeah, only thing that's throwing me off enough to ask is she's obviously been up since she posted the reservation but didn't correct it then for some reason.

Mori soon

>>26374372

>>26374597

>>26374703

Do not Morb

>>26374900

Oh yea, did Mori join Iroha's call in? She mentioned it in Vallhalla

>>26375165
It was a reverse totsu, but still no

>>26375288
I guess she messaged Mori earlier to ask if she'd be available? Must have been at the studio though.

today is father's day in Japan, so expect higher than normal dad superchats today and tomorrow

>>26375377
Does the dad joke even still bother people. I've mostly just accepted that it will always crop up and sometimes it's kind of funny.
https://youtu.be/mNq4d4vpe0I?t=4100

>>26372477
>next year will be the ten year anniversary of GTA V
Uhh yeah nigga I'm starting to lose hope...

>>26375515
lost hope when I found out that GTAV made a billion dollars in sales and another in MTX

>>26375312
I like how she says it as if it's a fancy perfume.

To be clear, the CDs drop in 3 hours, right?

>>26375377
There was already at least one aka saying that.
>>26375470
It's far too late to fight it now, but I refuse to be mindbroken into accepting dadfaggotry. It's also going to pick up again because of the manga reading next week.

>>26375470
>Does the dad joke even still bother people.
NTA but I fucking hate that goddamn joke and I hate being part of a fanbase that regurgitates it.
However Mori doesn't pander to dadfags like she used to over a year ago so it's not too bad I guess.

>>26375699
it's funny how mori's personality fit the mom character more...

>>26375673
At 1pm JST I think so a little less than 3 hours.

>>26375470
Other than a few turboautists here, no.

>>26375673
Safe to assume this is the case at this point

>>26375912
who knows, maybe she is starting the game early, and just announce the stuff in two hours

>>26375794
>>26375867
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

>>26375794
If we could trade her recognizing dad jokes for sandler jokes I'd do it in a second

>>26375794
>doesn't pander to dadfags like she used
https://youtu.be/isY8x04Tu8A?t=2878
I asked for this, btw.

>>26376118
mori was doing asmr rubbing your ears and making kissy sounds and you asked her to roleplay as your dad?

she needs children

Considering the regulars and even the some of the paypigs are rightfully a bit miffed at the pre-order stuff, I hope it doesn't kill the good mood she's had...

>>26376272
Hey, no kinkshaming
That's rude

>>26376273
mine, octuplets I'll give her

>>26376298
I mean, I'm sure Mori can understand why deadbeats would be upset.

>>26376272
Don't forget the handjob implications, so the dad roleplay is right between those moments.
Have fun with that thought.

>>26375833
Mori's motherly instincts have been around ever since she played Skyrim bro.
https://youtu.be/HH44Ld-wirc?t=6234

>>26376523
He's talking about the mother character from the manga, but of course the irony poisoned chat had to cling to the father character instead. Didn't Mori mention herself that she's like a wine aunt recently?

>>26376601
She was saying that she was an aunt, like legitimately.

>>26376390
how would leaked nudes affect her?

ganbatte lesbeat

>>26376601
I don't really recall other than Mori saying she's officially an aunt because of her sibling/half-sibling being a parent. Nobody cares though because they don't watch streams

why is prechat the gayest thing in existence?
its like they're all excitedly greeting and prepping the others to fuck their wife

>>26376390
>>26376657
Where do you get these? Is it some AI writing thing?

>>26376390
wait a minute...

>>26376734
https://beta.openai.com/playground

>>26376658
She seems pretty shy about that so probably crawl into a hole and hide from the internet for a while assuming they could be confirmed her without a doubt.

>>26376273
yeah, mine.

>>26376273
Yeah, me.

>>26376747
>Phone number
No thanks

>>26376273
Dont worry guys, Ill grant her wish, however times she wants :}

>>26376809
Her manlet dreams...shattered...

So I guess either the stream is going to go ahead earlier than planned or JChad is being fucking useless again and not pushing the reservation back.

Post art where her tits are definitely too big

>>26376658
Make her disappear entirely...or maybe she would feel a surge of confidence, especially if she's only looking better now. Her lack of confidence in the past means she probably never did anything like that.

>>26376657
lol

>>26376935
Mori is kind of the useless one for not waking up before 11AM in this case

>>26377013
no such art exists

>>26377013
>too big
yeah don't think so

>>26377013
The ones where they look too big are the accurate ones

>>26377168
My boy's poor back...

>>26377168
>she's bigger than her model
Does her model need a buff?

Any signs of life yet?

>>26377060
She's still jetlagged.

I still can't believe she got marked as adult only in the part dress reveal when it's barely different from her default outfit

>>26377407
Jack shit comrade, she probably passed out after posting the schedule

>>26377427
boy and whose fault would that be

>>26377556
The earth for being fucking round.

>>26377168
so like this?

ENTER

I wonder what her response if gonna be when she realizes there was a mix up lmao.

my Mori is late let's fucking goooo

>>26377661
There are plenty of ways to fix jetlag, especially after a week of being home. She just chose to do "design work" until 6AM these last couple days because she doesn't give a shit about her health

>>26377742
Given everything else that's going on with this stream she's probably gonna be a bit stressed ngl

>>26377678
god yes

>>26377754
Technically she's not, she just put the frame at the wrong time. Will be amusing to see what she says on stream, since it's supposed to be a promo stream for the super duper limited edition.

>>26377861
Will she address UMG being jews?

>>26377791
I still blame JChad because it's a promotional stream and she didn't even bother to double check. Mori needs to stop scheduling things on her laptop though, this is like the third time this has happened...

>>26377861
what time is it supposed to be?

so are >we all pissed at UMG or whoever

>>26377969
I guess? I have no idea why everyone hates them

>>26377937
Two hours from now. The frame that's currently up is the PDT time, ie she scheduled it from her laptop that's on a different timezone.

>>26377937
~2 hours from now

>>26377969
I'm indifferent because I'm satisfied with my prior purchase, but I do think it's a scummy move on UMG's part

>>26377969
More like annoyed at UMG, but also annoyed at myself because I should have seen this shit coming. I got used to the hololive shops actually selling out.

>>26377825
>The fallout of the second limited edition EP that no one knew about
>The stream time is wrong
>Playing GOI
Just gotta hope she doesn't get a headache or something over it.

>>26378011
>>26378016
oh shit

>>26378005
because they are selling autographed shinigami note cd's and lp's on limited stock for one day 2 and a half months after preorders went live on a non-refundable product

>>26370880
Immortalized. The truth will not be silenced.

>>26377904
JChad can't control Mori and probably even has trouble getting in contact with her at times (the dead phone on outfit reveal day). She's also probably busy doing the actual behind the scenes stuff for UMG meetings. Mori's part is down to showing up to rehearsals and staying healthy at this point, and she's only doing one of those

>>26378032
Yeah, honestly the limited first press not selling out should've been a huge red flag

>>26378143
She seems plenty healthy to me.

>>26378114
oh, yeah I preordered that shit I'd be mad too.

>>26378011
Why the fuck does she keep that shit on PDT? It serves literally no purpose and has only caused problems

>>26377969
We being everyone who's already bought the album yeah
>>26378029
Pretty much my reaction, UMG breaking the unwritten rules of 'get there first = get better stuff' was shit but not a huge deal. My big worry is that UMG actually reacts to this controversy and the next thing she releases doesn't pull this shit and you get a bunch of people who are pissed because they waited and got jack shit for doing it.

Looks like you guys are in for another lean arc 2.0 you guys all knows what happens when mori get stress. But I like to thank you guys in advanced for taking the shitposters back from pomu.

>>26378144
I assumed when that happened it wasn't really as "limited edition" as we're lead on to believe and it was probably fomo to drive sales up. but that's my schitzo theory.

For those that missed it, Kiara said when shes not streaming she's exactly like she is in the holo earth promo, taking pictures and shit, and when Mori came to visit and they walked all over Austria, kiara took a ton of pics of her and Mori did a lot of girly poses for them.

>>26378200
It should always be "first come, first serve" on limited shit
Not "we fully expect you to pony up and double dip because of FOMO"

>>26378216
Eigo Jouzu!

>>26378011
>The frame that's currently up is the PDT time
It'd be a lot more than 2 hours off if it was scheduled from the PDT laptop.

>>26378216
O nyo.
>Cums on you

>>26378188
Jetlagged, bad pain in her hip, constant problems with allergies (that are easily remedied according to IRyS), recent "reaper sight" problems, all while doing nothing to fix any of those problems

>>26378216
I wouldn't get your hopes up threadshitter-chan, only mistake Mori's personally made during this arc is scheduling the stream at the wrong time

>>26378216
what

>>26378251
not really a schizo theory, tons of companies have done shit like this in the past

So...mori just scheduled this on her laptop and that's it right?

>>26378251
It went on sale before the EP was actually finished, so it makes sense that they could just adjust how many they could make so more people could buy it. Now that it's done, I suppose they're printing CD's now and they can release proper limited stuff (ie her signing them). Still kind of scummy though,

>>26378271
what did she say to the japanese people about takamori during her stanley parable stream?

>>26378390
>>26378315

>>26378424
It was scheduled from a device using cst?

Mori has been doing really well lately. Not many complaints, though catalog shitters will always try to bring up old things (or make it up.) It's actually become kind of funny in a way, and pathetic in another. Yet these actual threads remain mostly cool and comfy.

>>26378456
yep, has happened twice before

Two more hours it is.
In the meantime post some official Mori pics or screenshots
(Meaning something like pic related, edits like hands and whatnot are fine too)

>>26378550
antis and threadshitters will jump at any opportunity to start a fire

>>26378216
The Pomu shit is literally cleaning the board and doxx websites.
As for Mori, she'll be fine. She grows stronger from everything.

>>26378606

>>26378456
>>26378592
If you want to go with the "she scheduled it from a computer in the wrong timezone" rrat, then it was scheduled on a computer set to UTC+11 (pic related).
It's more likely that she just typed in the wrong time when she put up the frame in the middle of the night.

Good to know you can do scheduled community posts!
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx1sh5upHKwEiIKFvUuVYkjbLt9PlfPsk5

>>26378606
Believe in the Mori that believes in You!

>>26378632
What happened with Pomu? I never leave /morig/.

>>26378659 (me)
forgot the pic

>>26378665
either that or j-chad posted it for her

>>26378665
Yt didn't even tell me about this.

>community post went up at same time as the stream was supposed to start
I think I've figured it out, these things are most likely scheduled to go up ahead of time and she didn't change the time between scheduling the community and the frame for the stream.

Hey Deadbozos, I hope you're all doing well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSw_0FmjmEE popped up in my music mix and wanted to offer it to anyone bored waiting for Mori.

>>26378550
We try /here/ at /morig/. I used to browse the shitter threads cause they were funny sometimes but now I only use /morig/ and occasionally /ggg/ and Ame's thread. For the most part I only see literal schizos who aren't even fans of the chuubas arguing amongst each other and the generals just have people posting funny Ryan Gosling images and horny posting.

>>26378754
>occasionally /ggg/
How they doing? I kinda gave up on them after feb...

>>26378696
It involves CP and is getting a lot of people banned and some hosting sites being taken down.
That's all I'll say on the matter.

>>26378747
Yo teamate, has Ame ever sang a Streetlight Manifesto song? I know they've shown up on bubb4bot but I can't remember if she sang one

>>26378754
>For the most part I only see literal schizos who aren't even fans of the chuubas arguing amongst each other
That one thread where we had two antis go after each other was gold.

>>26378685
Not sure if it's a Freddie Mercury pose, TTGL, or Hamilton. Maybe all. But I love it.

>>26378855
Holy shit wtf

>>26378843
From the few times I go there it's mostly just UOH posting. Right now they seem pretty preoccupied in waiting for her birthday.

>>26378855
permanently banned? Thank god this may be the faux range ban we needed

>>26378855
Fuck's sake. Really proud to be one of the posters on this fucking godforsaken armpit of the internet.

>>26378958
Why do you think its been so schizo free as of late.

>>26378855
I should probably clear my cache

>>26378889
It happens more often than you'd think. I think there might be some underlying mental illness thats driving these retards. Can't help but feel sad for them.

>>26378700
Can’t believe Mori was sent to a Gulag for anti Hololive thought

>>26379023
I need to return some video tapes

>>26378855
>a lot of people getting banned
Damn with how threadshitters tend to latch onto drama regardless of who it is, this would explain why threads have been kind of slow.

>>26378954
Sucks how much better this actually is than the original.

>>26378880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49O8IwfwwFI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5o0nLqUvUQ
Imagine if Rainforest collab song is ska and Ame gets Mori to skank on stage.

>>26379122
I love white women...

>>26379071
I will never understand why antis latch on to these anime girls who are just trying to earn a living making people's day better and following their dreams.

So how did Calli fuck up the stream time?

Can someone go let Calli know she's late for her stream? Thanks in advance

>>26379185
Bitch can't see and refuses to get lasik.

>>26379158
Don't try to understand, it's literally mental illness, their brains don't work like brains of normal people.

>>26379185
>Calli

>>26379148
same I think I have a type

>>26379158
The anti does not see the world beyond their tribal lens, they only see drama or things to create drama with.
Im hella confused as to why so much drama exists around vtubers, its just an an evolution of streaming, why does it attract these kinds of people.

>>26379158
they are fucking chimps with no functioning brain, pls understand clinically observed chimpanzees contribute more to society than they do

>>26379185
>>26379216
how do you do fellow deadbeats?

>>26379122
I've been hoping its ska. It would be so perfect

>>26379158
It might seem cliche, but I legit think it's kids/people who still live with their parents. My investment in any sort of internet drama dramatically decreased when I moved out and started having bills to pay. When you got bigger things to worry about it changes you're perspective on what actually matters and is worth getting invested in.

>>26379148
Same desu. There may be more but that's what a quick Youtube search came up with but she's sang more ska. They all sound the same to me though.

retarded drama aside, who drew the thumbnail? i want to get my dick wet before she starts streaming.

>>26379276
Mori, please ask the Uber to drive faster

>>26379148
I unironically have a fetish for white woman now

>>26379353
Pixiv in her description

At least Mori will probably wake up and realize what happened in 20-40 minutes.

>>26379412
tfw no tasty cream...

>>26379314
That was the wrong image.

>>26379237
I love big titty dumb white women.
I have a fetish of wanting to steal them from white men as payback

>>26379493
Tell you what, you can have one if I can have a cute black goth fembeat

>>26379493
I can agree with one of those

>>26379493
Blackbeat...

Wait, what? She posted this 46 minutes ago on her community page, how could she be asleep?

>>26379588
I thought the Kronii 'bless you' was text to speech at first.

>>26379493
I completely agree with this post as I refuse to look under the spoiler, which, therefore, doesn't affect me.

>>26379122
It will return.

>>26379691
>>26378714

>>26379674
Redbeat, actually.

>>26379755
keep selling me cheap cigs and we gotta deal

>>26379691
What were you snipping before this?

>>26379691
Management have a hold of their socials and youtube as well. That's why you sometimes see talents randomly retweeting or posting shit while they're in the middle of streaming.

>>26379755
I will only allow you one of our women if you aren't one of the fat ones.

>>26379755
Rare deadbeat get!

>>26379755
>Mori loves Red
Mori wants Indians to take back what's rightfully their's...

>>26379755
>red beat
oh sorry proceed

>>26379755
>people thought it was SEA angry at Mori for drinking because they're Muslim
>it was actually redskins upset about their firewater addiction

>>26379691
Do you people not realize how these tweets/posts go out EXACTLY on the hour? It was a scheduled post

>>26379148
>ame
>>white

>>26380038
Latinx bros...

>>26380038
She's got the soul

What makes the redbeat red?

>>26379148
>white

>>26380038
>>26380066
Amelia Watson is a White woman.

>>26380111
If Mori the Italian can be white so can Ame

>>26379807
Like hell I'll let myself be one of the useless fat ones. I'll make something of myself one day and make Mori proud.
>>26379874
See this guy gets it.
>>26379930
I'm fine with her drinking, I've seen a lot worse.

>>26378855
>doxxsites are finally burning down

>>26380038
is she haffu or just white latin i haven't done amy roommate reps

>>26380210
I can't believe child porn is saving /vt/

It's time to wake up Moririn, you've got a stream soon.

>>26380238
The UUOOHHHposters were our saviors all along...

>the quarry
looks like it's solo unfortunately
Which characters do you think Mori hates the most? I'm going for Emma

>>26380297
Still praying for open VC personally

>>26380406
That's outright what she said she was gonna do, so I'd expect that personally.

>>26380438
It's at a pretty good time for Gura to join actually if she doesn't have her own stream that day.

>>26380438
Yeah, I'm just woried IRyS and Bae's "Oh shit I'm kinda busy" reaction might have made her change her mind though
<--- God knows this bitch will show up if Mori does an Open VC

She really does roll out of bed like 5 minutes before stream doesn't she?

I just realized I'm probably not going to be able to catch any of the streams live this week.

>>26380210
Its great isn't it.
Even the farms was warmed that the vtuber thread might nuked.

>>26380644
That's not super surprising given the guy who owns that site has had his own issues with CP spam and almost nuked Vtuber discussion because..Gura...exists I guess?? That was a really weird kiwi moment

Is this true? Because if so cute Aki.

>>26381231
It is cute, but poor Aki doesn't realize Mori's probably still dead asleep in bed

start updated

Hey she woke up! I think.

time fixed, dumb cute reaper awake

>>26381231
did any other holos notice ?

>>26381231
ISREAL

>>26381231
I don't know if this is true or not but holy shit I want to eat Aki out and suck her husband's dick.

>>26381280
Hopefully Aki will "correct" her absent-minded kouhai by making her do sexy belly dances on stream for several hours without breaks.

>>26381382
I hope Aki corrects her dumb sleepy kouhai by sloppy sex

While waiting, check out MV teaser for Villain Vibes
https://twitter.com/LeeandLie/status/1538360538203160576

Cute ponreaper

i want to have sex with aki now help

I love my pon reaper wife

We still love ya Mori

I'm very curious how Mori is going to handle the EP news.

>>26381850
There's nothing to even forgive. The schedule is almost always the right time regardless of the reservation time.

>>26381912
What EP news?

>>26379651
Do you want a dragon or dinosaur to go with that unicorn? Like 3 of those exist and 2 do non porn Onlyfans type stuff.

>>26381912
I don't envy her position right now, even though no one is mad at her she'll have to come up for a reason for UMG's bullshit.

>>26381996
UMG's jewing with the special signed editions. I would assume that's what the EP promotion she mentions is.

>>26381996
there's a new special edition announced today and it's autographed and UMG waited until now to say anything about it after everyone pre-ordered

>>26382049
Just let me dream, man

>>26382059
It's mostly her biggest supporters and regulars who are upset too. Probably gonna feel shitty shilling this one.

>>26382076
And it goes live when the stream does I think so I have no way to know if they're personally signed by her or just printed autographs aaaaaah.

>>26382076
I mean you probably can sell the old one.

>>26382228
I hate to say it, but a lot of this probably stems from her being pretty out of the loop because she has her hand in so many baskets. If her full attention was on UMG stuff instead of divided elsewhere, she probably would have petitioned against something like this.

>>26380575
>near perfect attendance
How does she do it?

>>26382387
Leave your fanfiction in the last thread please

>>26382207
I know man, I'm pretty sure I know the idea of cute you are looking for too. I'd like one too.

Whats this about the EP? I've been out of thee loop for a while

JWU, is the signature printed or handwritten?

alright Mori cut the shit and tell us what color your nipples are

>>26382477
Don't know yet.

>>26382387
Hardly, Mori has little to no bargaining power to stop shit like this. If she raised a stink they would just start "creative negotiations" to get her to fall in line.

>>26382477
No one knows. The way things are though, they're probably handwritten.

>>26382439
>Person makes themself overly busy
>Cannot pay as much attention to some things as they probably should
You have a pretty damn realistic impression of fanfictions

>>26382475
New limited version of Shinigami note only available today and tomorrow that comes with all the stuff we got for preordering it 2.5 months ago and also additional autographed art.

https://old.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/vf1ay4/volcano_eruption_from_space_as_seen_from_the_iss/
>mori farting from space

>>26382562
I'm not seeing anything on her twitter about this

>>26382475
After all the "Limited Edition" prints of the EP are bought and paid for (no refunds btw) UMG comes out with "Special Edition signed by Calliope Mori" limited to 100 copies going live in about 10 mins so you better get your second copy sucker.

23:55:06 Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN addressing important shit in the beginning yall .__.b

>>26382591
Because it's not on her twitter.
https://twitter.com/calliope_info/status/1538184288667336704

>>26382562
Actual autograph or printed? Because if it's printed IDGAF.

>>26382590
Where'd you get the 100 copies part from?

>>26382609
>>26382621
our marriage...

>>26382562
I think a good fix would be to make the autographed editions a random "golden ticket" prize for all preorders. No one could really complain then

>>26382574
KEK

>>26382609
I hope she's good with this. Because yeah I don't think anyone is mad at her but Jesus it sucks to be the middleman in this situation

>>26382609
>aki has made mori pregnant
no...

>>26382659
Doesn't make them enough money.

>>26382609
Damn. She's serious about it.

>>26382609
Oh god, there goes her good mood. Hopefully the short term memory helps in this case

>>26382574
callioPIPE morishit

>>26382712
No way around it.

>>26382574
>>26382715
Go back to your lunch SEAschizos

>>26382590
>"Special Edition signed by Calliope Mori"
I'll just stick my proof of deadbeat and my signed luna letter

>>26382654
That was mostly conjecture for how many they could reasonably produce (Mori already has a packed schedule without sitting down signing a bunch of EPs) plus since its only for sale one day so its doubtful they have even 1000 in stock to sell as "Signed Limited Edition".

>>26382760
where will you stick them?

>>26382765
She could have been signing some everyday over a period of a week or two.

>>26382712
It is what it is, she's pretty good about getting over bullshit at this point we've had a few streams where the start has been bad news but she's turned out okay so I think this one will follow that pattern

>>26382771
I meant to type "I'll stick with my" butt I got distracted while writing the post and when I came back I mixed things up

Is something new supposed to appear on the page or do I just buy a new one?

>>26382804
Signing what? The EPs are probably only getting printed now. She can't sign anything until she actually gets them.

Kek

>>26382847
>getting over bullshit
>getting over it

>>26382908
It says signed cover art. Those could have been printed early I guess.

>>26382889
I think OBS just fucked her

>Youtube title glitch changed the title and description to Va11-Hall-A
>super special link disappears
heh

Got mine

>>26382765
Unironically >>26382804 is right, she dug her own grave by overcrowding her schedule with outside stuff. She knew signing with a label would be a big thing and hasn't shown hardcore commitment to it so far. She has dedicated more total weeks to a random D-tier company on the other side in the last 2 months

>>26382609

i'm sorry what is she addressing?

>>26382982
link?

>>26383011
the real shit

>>26382922
She is an absolute mess today, hopefully she gets her shit together

>>26383011
Our marriage

>>26383067
>blaming Mori for YouTube's shitty code

>>26382982
You may have gotten the wrong thing anon, I don't see the special edition on their store yet....

>>26383111
I can't believe Mori fucking invented Windows Vista

?

>Immediate scuff
I love this nerd.

>no surprise karaoke
damn

>greynigs are going overdrive with the dadfaggotry
O kurwa...

>>26383182
I think she still had the members rebroadcast video saved in OBS and it autoplayed or something

>>26383145
Read carefully

>>26383206
I am justified in the murder of all deadbeats

>stomach is hurting
well, it is close to the 3rd week of the month, so her period cramps are kicking in

>"BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!"
>wakes up 20 minutes before stream because she was doing roommate shit until early morning
>stream is an absolute shitshow already

>>26383011
Sorry I haven't been pulling out.

>>26380795
he found some romanian indie talking about how children are HOT and thought she must be a member of hololive since every vtuber is, I'm not even joking that was the logic.

>UMG pulled a fast one

>first 5000
So they're printed. They're worthless, crisis averted.

>>26383288
????

>>26382765
>First 5000
You were a little off buddy.

>they didn't tell her
That seems about right lmao

>>26383206
she's not affected by it anymore. But curiously, when deadbeats started saying they're her children during the House Flipper stream. It weirded her out and she said no.

lol get fucked umg

Okay she's not taking it lying down.
Didn't she like the tweet though?

>>26382659

>>26383393
Yes, she can't actually understand Japanese

>>26383361
That points to it being stamped instead of signed so its...better I guess?

She's a chad

Poor Calli.

I love my Mori!

>>26382659
Hey she saw your post

Glad she is getting right at it, very direct

>lyric dive
WHAT

>just charging right into it
Mori I think this might be a bit head strong but I do fucking love you for it. Though honestly J-chad should have been informed about this and done something. Like I feel like this is very much in J-chad's job description

>>26383501
>J-chad
>doing work

>>26383375
I like the rrat that says that she's secretly still hating it and upped the Adam Sandler and Shrek bullshit in retaliation.

>>26383455
>SAW that post

Anon... she made that post

>>26383530
ogey

Will Fauna make an appearance?

>>26383556 !
>>26382659
I LOVE YOU MORI AND I WANT TO GIVE YOU BEAUTIFUL PINK HAIRED DAUGHTERS

>>26383501
This seems all very last minute, wouldn't be surprised if she found at the same time as Mori. Team Calli hate!

>>26383614
no open vc

How that record deal going?

>>26383635
This is strike one. Two more and Mori will drop umg

>>26383689
mori only drops those who genuinely like her

>>26383585
Doubt it, she's gone until Tuesday.

>Sexy hunting

>>26383646
Did she say that? Thats a shame. I was hoping Fauna would show up

She is so inept with M&K controls that this is near impossible for her to finish

Team Calli need correction

>>26383790
It's great, I hope she breaks down and starts begging Foddy to let her progress. Whiny Mori is hot.

"NOOOOOOO"
I love this.

Dear lord the chat is worse than it has ever been. I wonder what mouse she has? Surely she has just accidentally acquired a better mouse than a stock dell at this point.

>>26383763
stop reminding me

>>26383832
starting with J-Chad

>>26383689
>Mori drop umg

Doesn't work that way. She will probably have severe penalties put on her for trying to break or void her contract. UMG won't let her go unless they don't want her.

>>26383856
I need a "please sir~" from slutty Mori.

>>26383871
I reminded myself too...

Team >Calli
Of course her team is full of shitposters. Team Mori wouldn't let this happen.

>>26383689
>I will simply tell the label that owns me "no thanks"

>>26383866
Probably still the same Miku-themed mouse she got with her free PC

>>26383856
>Whiny Mori is hot
My brother

I'm seeing a lot of new IPs having more fuel to doompost about UMG

Mumei doko...

>>26383967
The funny part is she ended my concern. I was mostly worried she wouldn't address it at all.

>>26383958
Jesas...

>>26384007
cuck mentality

Fauna is in a relationship with Benet Foddy

>>26384042
now post something about lean again

>looked up sexy hiking
Oh damn he really did just swipe the idea from that game. Even the hammer to make your way through the level too.

Morpi

>>26383965
I watched Luna play that horror game recently and loved it, that girl has come a long way from doing that 3D horror stream with Coco

>>26384095
Hey deadbeats, it's me, Bennett Foddy.

>>26384095
Eddy Foddy...

>i HATE bennett foddy
another way of saying she likes being dommed and bullied by him

>>26384042

on your WHAT

Hiking stick?! Mori?@

>>26384235
>>26384256
yeah, mine.

>>26384235
What did she say?

She'll never get past this part consistently. She's too slow with her mouse

bruh its just lady gaga

I took a nap and overslept the beginning. What did Mori say?

>>26384349
She's marrying me tomorrow.

mori's body is starting to steam

>>26384349
She killed the "only new orders get an autograph" thing and is trying to make it into a lottery

I found that people and just Mori find Benny annoying but oddly enough when I play I think it's encouraging

>>26384349
She claims the 'limiteder' edition thing was not approved by her, she's not going forward with it, and said she'd think about doing a kind of raffle from people who buy the limited edition or something

>>26384349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o9aoL0NWpw

>>26384391
how wet is her chair? imagine her leaving a sweat stain in the shape of her fat ass from sitting so long

>>26384437
I wonder how hard the "what the fuck is this?" hit her

>she called me a good boy
later virgins

>pull yourself in, good boy
s-sugoi

pull yourself in.... good boy!

>>26384300
"I wanna take a ride on your hiking stick"
The lyrics to a song I can't remember which one

AHHH PULLING MYSELF IN AND BEING CALLED A GOOD BOY

>pull yourself in...
>pull yourself in...
>good boy~
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>26384391
imagine the smell

She's really trying to salvage this "Shinigami Night" stuff....

Yes Mori get even more mad please

>>26384587
Well when an actual, unironic, PR disaster happens you do what you can

POGOSTUCK MENTION

Having watched Fauna complete this 30+ times, Mori seems like a complete retard when she plays it lol

>trifecta of difficult games
She totally watches Ludwig too

>good boy stay there
UWA

>>26384687
>I was told just to not mess with it

Reverse-psychologybeat failed

>>26384587
shouldn't be that tough. ep releases next month right?

>>26384687
SHUT UP

>>26384687
I miss Pogostuckbeat...

the fuck is pogostuck

>>26384692
She's literally talked about watching Ludwig.

GANBATTE MORIRIN!!!

>>26384692
She already said she did, that's where the Tree Sentinel Race came from. (he's the biggest streamer on YT, he's bound to show up in most people's recommendations) he's decently entertaining and not too obnoxious

Big Mad Mori is something we haven't seen in a while lol

Why'd he put the tree there bros?