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>>26374608sex thread
yeah me
I love Mori!
Give me genuine odds.Chances of being able to go to Holofes 4 next year as a non-Japanese American?
https://twitter.com/monobe_yuri/status/1538122389938405376in case you missed it
>>26374656Cringe.
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8U
>>26374608I like those little frills on Kiara.
people here are actually making lame little jars of dirt and rocks just because ame told them to
>>26374656Me too
[Important News] There are no news
>>26374656Hey, same
>Want to watch astel>He's playinng Monster hunter instead of grinding Apex
bigg face
>>26374686i got a date with a girl by talking about my pebble collection
>>26374686It's not lame!
>>26374686It was something I've wanted to do for a while and it was fun
i hate faggots
>>26374608Where are their penises?
Still waiting Amelia
Suityan
>>26374686People got dressed up (twice) for a virtual date, Anon. This isn't as bad.
>>26374686it seemed like a fun way to spend a saturday afternoon
>>26374686Better jars of dirt than the jars of cum IRyS is making her members cultivate
>>26374668That's the idea
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1538262802015879168https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1538262802015879168https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1538262802015879168
>>26374656>>26374687>>26374700
>>26374724please teamate for once in your life stop being so gay
>No stream>Thread is deadThis is it, this is the end of hololive and /hlgg/ it's been a good journey bros, so long and goodbye.
Lamy is awake!
>>26374725Same desu
>>26374770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cepZIk0PlvM
Aki startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWr_OFXXA0
>>26374717Trust me anon, she's just trying to steal your pebbles...
>>26374770GET THE FUCK IN HERE (YOU) NOW! >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWr_OFXXA0
>>26374770
AKIROSE STARTINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWr_OFXXA0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWr_OFXXA0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWr_OFXXA0
>>26374764I would never lie about my love for my Mori.
>>26374770have faith, friend. we'll get a full EN off collab next week and it will be amazing
AKI!
give me hololive fart compilation or give me death (not Mori)
>>26374764I have never told a lie once in my entire life. As for the other two faggots, who can say? Odds are they're some real duplicitous fucks. All the more reason for me to be the final deadbeat.
I miss Ame...
>>26374794Is she doing a sitting on a washing machine stream because I will watch that.
What was the thread's reaction to this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrYbhOOS_yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8T2gTgGjyE
>>26374813
>>26374852some usual 'mori mogged's
>>26374706>still no announcement streamWhat's going on with Lapras?
>Dead hours>Deadbeat threadGuess I'll go jerk off for six hours or something
Lapchan my daughter
Mayonnaise is a drink!
BLESS AKI SAVING DA DEAD HOURS
so anons will watch the pink cat?
I just want a fucking Halo LP already god damnitGive me an IRyS/Fauna Halo Trilogy+ODST+Reach co-op playthrough series for fuck's sake IT IS DOABLE YOU HAVE PERMISSIONS THE MARTY LAWSUIT IS OVER PLEASE
>Sending Rosenium>Google itIt's real and a skin cleanser...
>>26374666ooh very nice
I love Ina!
>>26374882Sell me on your daughter
Does anyone know that purple chick in Myth what was she like again?Strange how a EN that streams less than fucking Ayame lol.
>>26374770Good riddance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ZtzEBtVY0
>>26374852love it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8T2gTgGjyEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8T2gTgGjyEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8T2gTgGjyEやった!間に合った!!
>>26374882Sell me your daughter
>>26374894you now remember mori and ame playing halo
what if deadbeats wouldn't play being the heel of this thread ?
>>26374795Fucking pebble stealing whores...
If IRyS doesn't stream tonight then I'm going to literally cum
>>26374909am fish! I just fell for your bait
Who the fuck is this, and why did they call in to Iroha's totsu?
>>26374987What will you do if she does stream?
>Sexy hags saving you from dead hoursBe grateful.
it's up
Aki's laugh just makes me smile instantly
KONKOYO
>>26374987On who?
>>26374686Yeah but I get to hear Ame say cyuuute!~ for two hours or so while she looks at them, worth it
>>26374903I miss Ina...I thought I was doing okay, but it hits me in waves. Now I just feel bad all around
>>26374876Be careful not to make it bleed
I'm watching aki!
>>26375014Probably watch it and stop myself from having a big goofy smile while doing it
>>26375019>garbage streams.Nah. I'd rather watch VODs.
>>26375012Sorry, I meant why did Iroha call them.
>>26374961Anon, you're the best girl and don't forget to look at your pebbles because you haven't looked at them for about 10 seconds!
KONKOYOOOOOOOO
>today I will remind them again
Does Ina even exist at this point?
>>26375047Reminder that she won't be thinking of you or her fans while she's out having fun clubbing.
I've been sitting here trying to come up with another limerick but I think im out of juice
>>26375012Looks like some kind of Phantom Thief
>>26375019EN3 needs hags
>>26374882want to kiss the top of her head
>>26374909Wah!
>>26375091Who?
>>26375091who?
rrat
>>26375065>trash tastesGo back.
>>26375102There once was a man out of gashis limericks were pretty assand try as he may, all that he could say,was "Alright; I think I'm gonna pass."
>>26375085shut up, Ringo
O-Ka-Yu
>>26375091I don't......I think......
This is Amelia Watson!
>>26375091Yeah, but you won't ina second
>>26374909Towa…
>>26375122>>26375127whomind...
>>26375105Those are roasties.
>>26374923Nice didn't know she sang that before, one of my favorite songs
>deadhours for 4 hours>2 streams popped-up all of suddenholoX was a mistake, JP7 fucking when Yagoo?
>>26374794>>26374806>>26374810>>26374821>>26374887>>26375021>>26375056>watching married woman
>>26374794>>26374806>>26374810I WANT TO MARRY AKI SO MUCH
>>26375178This is true!
wawa
I am an EN Debut newfag and I am tired of feeling ashamed of that fact.
>>26375202Marriage is less action than being single
Can Fauna stop watching this Rescue Ranch shit? I don't give a fuck about this guy's capybara, but it's showing up in my feed.
>>26375202I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS A SHITBEAT!
>>26374895That's a very ojou-like ojou.
>another day with no council streamsGod I hope EN3 sees their pathetic work rate and realizes they need to step up
>>26375226Imagine not even being a fucking Gen 5 newfag, like, come the fuck on, man, there's SOME dignity in that
>>26375191Those hips could literally kill a man in one hit
>>26375210cuuuuuuuuute
>>26375202Yeah, with me
>>26375194watch her concerts, lots of exclusive shit that never really got put anywhere else
>>26375092>clubbingThat's not even realistic, even for a shitpost
>>26375242Dafuq is wrong with her ear?
>>26375294I mean, maybe he meant "clubbing" as in "clubbing seals" or something
>>26375105if this happens then I'll gladly give them my supa and membership virginity to the hags
>>26375091Who is that? (But really, Myth might as well get memory holed at this point.)
>>26374875She’ll be breaking new ground with a guerrilla 30 minute 3D debut stream.
>>26375092shes just hanging out with her family tho
>>26375202I like hanging out with my bro's wife tho...
wait a minute, aki's background is from fauna
>>26375262I’m a Gen 4 newfag…
>>26375294She clubs seals to deal with her anger issues...
>>26375102is it considered cheating if you use -rys to rhyme whatever words you want in a limerick
>>26375226SameI will never be japanese so why would I be in here before EN's debut
>>26375336Are Aki and Fauna... you know...
>>26375180I love her low poly 3D model I think it's cute!
>>26375336Lies! Shut your whore mouth up now!
>>26375202There once was a deadbeat named JasonFat women he'd always been chasingHe saw one that rapped, and once took a crapAnd his heartbeat couldn't stop racin'
i wish koyori had a translator but i guess it would be a lot of work
>>26375294Its kind of amusing to imagine, Ina upset the music is too loud, Dr. Oopsie is too expensive and they aren't playing anime/game songs.
>>26375336Didn’t Fauna say they got a bunch of shared backgrounds or something?
>>26375279The one that song got clipped from is actually private now... guess I gotta go digging
>casts a spell which effects will be felt in two hours
>>26375294she clubs ame's mouth with her fat ass to vent frustrations
>>26375401Some pioneer dropped a few links on the holo thread on /t/ so look there
https://twitter.com/smashcon/status/1538069024722112512
I just realized the jar I was gonna use for my terrarium has a blue tint to it. I probably should've planned this better
>>26375299oh its fine
>>26375384one simple trick to solve this problem
>Aki's body temp got to 40C while sickHoly shit girl...
I hope you American bros won't set this thread on fire while I'll be sleeping
>>26375394Ina and I hanging out in the corner of a club, after begrudgingly brought there by mutual friends...I need it...
>>26375456Biggest lie I’ve been told
>>26375480"If it wasn't for the booster she would have been 60C"
https://voca.ro/18EiGODNRe8P
>Koyori literally scared of her own shadow
>>26375361Sex? Yes
>>26375450Terrariumbeat...
>>26375566>Takeks on copium
Dev at DevolverDigital did thishttps://twitter.com/SK_Jynx/
>>26375480das one hot mama
>>26375166I... na?
>>26375528the world is Aki's desire she feels that she's on fire
i doodled
>>26375566Just like I remember...
>>26375589Nice
>>26375589Based
>>>/an/4197755>>>/an/4197755>>>/an/4197755
>>26375589Radical.
>Annnnnon, Dinner’s ready!>Did you wash your hands? Good boy, now help me out by setting the table.>So, how’s school going?>What’s the matter? Tell your mama rat.h…what? You got invited to a girl’s house?!>Oh my gawd! My little baby rat’s growing up so fast!>Wait, you’re not gonna be… playing monopoly with her, are you?>Brrrruh, I don’t care how you do you are, you’re too young to be doing that without protection!>…yeah, you right, time to change the subject. But you need to be prepared!>Look, all I’m saying is one time I carelessly played Monopoly with IRyS and now I’m here.
I finally did it... I finally fapped to Ame after over a year...
Why the green whore isn't streaming today?
another sunset...
>>26375589Irys...
>>26375589I would wreck that tiny amazon's holes
>>26375634Very cute
>>26375412Hopefully it's Ejaculus Prostato.
Does the nip version of the RE3 remake have gore censored like the RE2 remake does?
>>26374746IRyS is for edging only. We only get to come when she gets her new outfit.
>>26375670Cute dog
>>26375670HOLY SHIT
>>26375698stop obsessing over my wife
>>26375589>bugwhy do they obsess over EN's /vt/?
>>26375670he just wants some smokes
>>26375589What class is Fauna supposed to be?
>>26375670What does it want up there?
>>26375685they dishonorably discharged rushia, I'm sorry you had to find out like this anon
>>26375589based
>>26375674good onekek
>>26375589>hip tattoos>thigh tattoosThere is 100% chance of a womb tattoo too, which makes my dick extremely hardwhat's the equivalent of a womb tattoo but for anal
>>26375670average day in SEA
>>26375518:)
>>26375616To make matters right, I took off her tightsAnd pumped her full of my cider
>>26375737Heat
>>26375676Congratulations! Was there something in particular that did you in?
>>26375210cuuuute
>>26375670Hey I've seen this movie beforehttps://youtu.be/3L9lHYjxSr0?t=247
>>26375732Druid.https://twitter.com/SK_Jynx/status/1535023180544462854?cxt=HHwWjMC-5eTcv80qAAAA
Fauna lied...
>>26375670imagine being the wagie that has to clean up the mess made by a giant prehistoric creature
>>26375760A tramp stamp but those are trashy, not sexy
>>26375674FutaRyS…
>>26375760A tramp stamp, god fucking DAMNIT I HATE TODAY'S YOUTH, I KNEW WHAT A TRAMP STAMP WAS WHEN I WAS FUCKING FOURTEEN BACK IN THE DAY OF 2014
>>26375670I can literally hear Ame's voice cheering this big guy on as he climbs
>>26375456All the holos should learn English
>>26375778BASED
>gives a cocky 'heh' right before she starts >has the exact same tempo, cadence, pitch and intonation for the majority of the song>intentionally doesnt go into her head voice to keep her secret safe>changes a few additional distinct parts of the verse so as to throw the audience off from the fact that she performed this live for youtube music fanfest in 2022how does she manage to be a full time popstar and a holo at the same time? did she not perform the whole song because she knew that people would have undeniable proof of who she is if she did it live?
Hey, are any anti- microwaveable water people here, how do you feel about microwaving eggs?
>>26375793That pic is the one that did it for me.
>>26375804>DruidOf the fluid variety?
>>26375518i started around the holox debuts because i noticed eops dropping some of them pretty fast, and now i get like a third of what they say, it's been pretty funjust be careful of where you learn grammar, there's a lot of stupid shit around
>>26375823based
>>26375430hot
>>26375760It's great.https://twitter.com/SK_Jynx/status/1536366414558384130
>>26375776AIEEEEEEEETruth is, I can actually read Japanese but I don’t know how to properly translate it.
>>26375805>>26375820I know what a tramp stamp is but it didn't occur to me. Actually now tramp stamps are extremely hot, it's like they wanted to get a womb tattoo but it was put on backwards and now they have to have anal sex instead
>>26375814IRyS banana...
>>26375634Faunner would be proud
it wasn't supposed to be like this
for some reason I love the sound of faraway trucks that are cruising on a highway
stop reading textos koyori fuck
thoughts?
>>26375959Cum on her tits.
>>26375846Excuse me what the fuck is this rrat?
>>26375959nationalisticly horny
>>26375674kek, these are good. >how you do you aremight want to fix that before the next repost
thinking about how much I love Gura and wish I could marry and spend everyday with her
>>26375634I like it!
http://poal.me/l2hfkrhttp://poal.me/l2hfkrhttp://poal.me/l2hfkrhttp://poal.me/l2hfkrhttp://poal.me/l2hfkr
>>26375955>Gura revealed she took an autism test and aced itDo we still love her even if she is mentally deficient???
I'm very sure that Reine is responsible for 90% of the /u/ posts on this board.
>>26375994Laplus is actually Hannah Montana
>>26375959face pillows
>>26376015I'd rather suck on Fauna's titties than answer this poal.
>>26376011>RepostI kinda write these on the fly…
>>26374903WE love Ina!
>>26376021Even the ones where she can't score?
>>26376019>even if
>>26376019I love girls that can't understand the simplest social cues!
>>26376015this poal worse than orschizo's doxxpoal
>>26375846are you implying lap is reol?
>>26375979I'm gonna fill your womb with my cum, ayamefriend
>>26376033HANNAH MONTANA IS JUST MILEY CYRUS IN A WIG
>>26376011Well if you do repost it you can fix it. Didn't mean to come off as a mean comment.
>>26375732>>26375804I was going to say Green/Red mage. that doesn't look anything like a Druid
>>26374909>Ina takes a break>Ayame starts streaminghumu humu
>>26376062fucking hell that's good
>>26375994Laplus is actually れをる
>>26375896Grammar filters me so hard, same with knowing the general idea of what they’re saying but not being able to exactly translate it.
>>26376015I love em all brother
Why do the chinese even give a shit anymore
>>26374608imagine the smell
In your life you'll meet a ladyYou'll want to give her a babyBut it was no surprise, that you realisedThat girl named Ame was crazy
>>26376062>The purest form of love WILL spread, even if it means I never score!
>>26375674
>>26376015>http://poal.me/l2hfkrWhy can't more flatties be like Shion and own that shit because they know they're hot enough to drive any sane individual to a lusting madness? Shion's overpowering smug confidence is so much sexier than any chest size.
>>26376159based, unity friend
Koyori's got such a cute expression of childlike wonder.
>>26376180The bots? It’s like a small discord group that keeps the bot alive, the antis got banned off NGA when Coco graduated?
>>26376103MEIDOSMEIDOSSOMEONE DO SOMETHING
>>26375572All the other glass containers I could find lying around have branding on them or designs that obscure whats going on inside which kind of defeats the purpose. I think I might just go find a cool bottle tonight, drink it, and make my terrarium tomorrow instead.
>>26374656Hey, me too!
Pssst, anon, I have something to show you
>>26376099im implying that i overlaid the official live version of 6th sense over the laplus karaoke version of it and uploaded it as a soundpost, you can be the judge of what you hear from there
>>26369558She talked about how she was only comfortable doing that because she had gotten Coco's permission during one of the after talks. She still clearly loves the Reddit dragon even with the very unfortunate timing.
>>26376103ABAYO
If your oshi isn't sweaty and stinky then she's not wife materialhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ylxys3.jpg
>>26374724https://files.catbox.moe/vhyyfc.mp3
>there are people here who prefer overwhelming mammaries and void coefficient chests to perfect hand-sized pairs of pearsI just don't understand you people.
>koyori died on tutorialyikes
>>26376256how can I even compete against this cock? I have no chance
>>26376103MEDS NOW
http://poal.me/zg57zkhttp://poal.me/zg57zkhttp://poal.me/zg57zk
Koyori got mating pressed by a fat smelly ojisan and died
>>26376276I expected this to be a picture of Chloe…
>>26376240There's always something at Goodwill, you know.Last time I went there I got a neat cup that said "Calories" on it.
>>26376283yeah how to do boobjob then?
>>26376019Tests are meant to be passed
>>26376283I just voted for my oshi's size.
What ever happened to CouncilRyS new outfits?
>>26376338squish them together aggressively
>>26376256she's mine vro
>>26376278... so no dick?
Is Ame streaming in 3.5 hours?
No one cared that I streamed earlier…
>no ENs streamingthat's kind of weird, what would a bunch of young women with no boyfriends be doing on a Saturday night?
>>26376278Based. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQnC-N_l5Nw
>aki on>beer acquired>porkchop cookedthat's a good Saturday night in my book boys
>>26376437Have you ever heard of a "Sybian," anon
>>26376437me
>>26376437>be doingme
>>26376019i can relateim closer to 30 than 20 and im sure if i was born later closer to the 2000s i mightve been diagnosed with tism or bergers as a child
>>26376433I cared!
This is the last rhyme i've gotI went and bought Nene's old socksMy mum came in early, though im almost 30And the foot stench won't wash of my cock
>>26376433are you a cute 2view?
>>26376353Why mumei is a faggot.
>>26376015do flat girls get horny if you bully them for their small size?
>>26376420
I want to have sex with Towa
>>26375674I still can't believe that Monopoly dialogue in VA-11 Hall-Ahttps://youtu.be/QvJDrkewLHw?t=12612
>>26376489A nekko as horny as his oshi
do you think anyone in hololive has ever been bowling before?
>>26376353+2 weeks
>>26376444Happy Sunday, Anon!
>>26376498Some are unironically into that shit, some get mad about it, as it turns out, women have a wide range of reactions due to each of them being different people with their own personality
>>26376529Fauna has. Now shut up
>>26376512Butt she stinks and has a fucking vagina!
You know... I've been thinking
>>26376308Worry not!
>>26376433I cared :)
>>26376498you mean like brush up on their chest on purpose?
>>26376544no
https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1538324356191125504https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1538324356191125504https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1538324356191125504
>>26376256>>26376363i posted these. love meine chimkin wife
>>26376572Oh?
>>26374608indescribably amazing angle
No but for real these girls are young and have suddenly come into tens of thousands of dollars, if you don't think they're out there buying the most fucking LUDICROUS sex toys this planet has ever created you're insaneThese women can afford to buy fucking AutoFucker 10-000s like normal women buy Hitachis, the machines are obliterating the ones that live alone, it's like the 30 Pounds of Pussy and Ass for men on steroids
>>26376537I got a few more hours till then but you too bro
Streams?
Is this resident evil just jump scares and near death experiences every 5 fucking feet?!
>>26376588we are one
>>26376624Gimme like 30 minutes or so
>>26376261i'm uncomfortable with the fact that i might have actually met my daughter so i will choose not to believe this rrat
>>26376444based and hagpilled
In 2 weeks>Iname offcollab>Ametori offcollab>EN3>IRyS new outfit>Fish tank EP2 with Ina>Ame original songJust wait and see
>>26376624akihttps://youtu.be/dMWr_OFXXA0
>>26376646no, the other part is spending like 40 mins running around the same area combing it for shit to solve puzzles
>>26376673Why is she in Madagascar?
*casts a spell that makes the anon under me fart uncontrollably for 24 hours*
>>26376572I think you need to be dealt with.Amelia Watson sends her regards
>>26376264That's great to see, thanks for the info.
>>26376665all i'm saying is that you would be hard pressed to find a holo karaoke performance overlaid with the original that sounds as accurate as that sounds
I think I will masturbate to Towa and Iroha tonight
Did Koyori sing shallys in her karaoke?
>>26376708AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>26376615This is the funniest thing I've read in this thread so far. I doubt they're buying anything too extreme but yeah, I 100% hope my oshi has bought a toy or two and fucks herself silly with it.
>>26376666I haven't been posting much botan as of late...better fix that
>>26374087Battlefield 4
Surely a hero will rise and save us from this nothingness...
>>26376720Go back to /jp/ with your dogshit posts please, thanks
>>26376444i've been rather enjoying her Cyberpunk run.it's like seeing your really hot mom being cool and getting into some pop culture thing unexpectedly.
>>26376672>>Iname offcollabyes!>>Ametori offcollabyes!>>EN3yes!>>IRyS new outfityes!>Ame original songyes!>Fish tank EP2 now uh hold on as moment lets not overdose on hopium here
>>26376615or you know, they just use their fingers like normal women and then do whatever hobby/things they're interested in because their mind is not preoccupied by sex 24/7, unlike you horny weebs
koyori is too noisygive me another holo to watch
>>26376706>sapling->vegan->stinky fartswhat have you done
>>26376719Fauna will never be from New York
>calliope streaming jerking over iti sleep
>>26376672IRyS new outfit is the least believable out of all these
You have your drinks ready bros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0uNaGMCY4s
>>26376781>not wanting to see mori seethe
>>26376770>because their mind is not preoccupied by sex 24/7, unlike you horny weebsHALF OF THESE WOMEN LITERALLY A R E HORNY WEEBS, ANON, DID YOU FORGET THAT
Taco seasoning
>>26376672based hopium bro
>>26376807shion is so small coco could just pick her up and impale her on the cocockwhy didnt she ever do that
>>26376807IMTB...
>>26376738I think I saw some nipples and I dont feel like getting banned today
>>26375589&IRyS...
>>26376615This made me try and look up what the fuck women actually use.Man. Women are wild.
>>26376811Mori is more fun when she's in a laughing mood
Watame definitely did something wrong...
>>26376720what about suzy covering Stellar Stellar?i think lap acts earnestly too much like a child to be that old, alongside still living with her mom and mooching free wifi at the start of holox. she might have grown up on reol and shaped her vocal stylings in that manner?
>>26376890watame...
>>26375589the ttrpg we should of gotten...with myth, not council
>>26376879
How many minutes into the stream will Mori call out his name?
>>26376730the recent holo orisongs one? nope, someone put the playlist on the comments
Sake cup! :D
>wawa is gone>no wawa today>no wawa tomorrowmight as well just rope
>>26375670Oh yeah, those fuckers are great climbers too.I remember one of them dropped from the ceiling when I'm in Bali & shaved off five years of my life.
>>2637692230 seconds in.
>>26376770i'm sure your the expertall the e-girls i've had phonesex with owned dildos.
>>26376950wawa...
where the fuck is Laplus's 3D debut?i'm tired of seeing ugly hags
Yo Femanons, add me up I wann talk about vchuubas, nijisanji(no luxiem), v0ms, indies, holos, creative hobbies, laugh at deadpbraps, creative hobbies, lolis, patchouli from 2hu, hgames,monster freedom unite, pokemon, sfm, DoA girls and many more things Kadoslash#5233
>>26376983Damn it you beat me to the punch.
>>26376950Well you've got her calling into gura at least
>>26376922saplings, THIS is your oshi's oshi?
>two days in a row of nijien general holding a higher post average than /hlgg/This actually sucks
Your posting days are over, anon... Time to die
>>26376950only the strong will survive. hurry up and die so we can get some fresh meat in here
>>26376950Where did she go?
>>26375670would it be ethical to kill that thing? why is it even there anyway, its not like one of those small lizards that hide under the fridge etier
>>26377026Would you honestly rather be dealing with the drama shit those fags have had to deal with for the last month, God knows I'm thankful it's not on our end
>>26377026>This actually sucks>Most of it is shitposting and goreposting because of pomu's and that tranny's yab
you now remember this
I fucking love Pekora bros
>>26377026Mori hasn't yabed in months so it be like that
>>26377053big plans
>>26374608SEX
>>26377026how is it even drama? I thought nijitards were into that stuff
>>26377094You think that's bad?guitar riff
>>26377026>anon doesn't understand how recycled threads are counted
>>26377094Truly based chicken asserting dominance
>>26377109No like, is she actually gone?
>>26376740Battlefield sequels are so weird. How do they go from Battlefield 2041 back down to Battlefield 3 and 4. The numbers make no sense
>>26377053
>>26375592>>26377094God that stream was hilarious, don't forget "did you have friends?"
vt-sisters... no streams today... i'm finally free.....
>>26377134It's like the Naked Gun, just a cool prank by the devs
>>26377101>>26377093So drama is actually good for /hlgg/'s health? Suppose that's right in the end but thats still weird to think about
Don’t worry /hlgg/, I’ll get to the bottom of these Deadhours, or My name’s not Gumshoe Gooper, Ace Detective! I’m on the case!
>>26377099thats a cat not a rabbit
IM GONNA DO IT IN TEN MINUTES IM GONNA WATCH MORI. TRY AND STOP ME DEADBEATS
>>26377094I was thinking about this the other daygood stream
>>26377183cool bro
>>26377162>good for /hlgg/'s healthNo, this is actually healthy. Going abnormally fast due to drama and shitposting is more mentally unhealthy.
>>26377183is the stream even supposed to start in 10 minutesits a few hours later on the schedule
>>26377162only if you are a dramafag
>>26377118>every thread is recycled for 47 hours in a row
>>26377183That is one smug shark.
>Ame is currently busy with others' events.>Hey maybe the council or literally anyone can pick up the pace & maybe organize the ID portal event?>Nope, they all waiting for Ame.
You guys are watching Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Finals right?
>>26377239sure feels that way with how sleepy meidos have gotten about deleting early threads
>>26377183oh, I'm sure Mori gonna stop you my dude
>>26377133No stream tomorrow or on Monday anyway. No schedule either
Koyo...
>>26377183have fun with that bro
>>26377264Ina and Ame are the only 2 competent girls in the entire company which is why they should get married and have sex
I usually watch indiesgenuine question: how do you holofriends cope with so much minecraft, valorant and the likes?
>>26376983damn I want a hoagie now
>>26377269I'm not a FUCKING LEAF
Why is it that when a chuuba has a boyfriend I feel cucked but when they're married I feel like I'm the one doing the cucking?
Koyori is screaming at Resident Evil again...
>>26377183Hope you have fun bro
>>26375846She's close but not quite the same, her intonation is off at around 15 seconds, and she doesn't have that fluctuation in some of the long notes that Reol does
>>26377269I'm watching aki and some rrat race queen indie
>>26377310There's quite a few streamers who don't play those games in Hololive, so if you ever feel bored with that, you tend to just watch different girls.I mean, you get that, right
>>26377152what do you mean? Aki is streaming right now
When is Mori gonna sing Seethe World
>>26376542What the fuck, wom*n have feelings and thoughts?
Kiara
i tried watching Koyori and her voice is extremely annoying, maybe i'm too used to watch EN but the way that japanese girls speak and overreact to everything makes me wanna punch their stomach
IT'S MORI TIME
>>26377165
>>26377376It's morbin' time?
>>26377321something about availability and giving attention and commitment
>>26377373>feelingsjust like everyone!>thoughtswoah there, I didn't insult them like that
https://youtu.be/UFi9kdN801Ahttps://youtu.be/UFi9kdN801Ahttps://youtu.be/UFi9kdN801Ahttps://youtu.be/UFi9kdN801Ahttps://youtu.be/UFi9kdN801Alisten to this
i love my oshi so freaking much bros
>>26377417no
Where’s my concert guest spot?
When is my Ina coming home from the war?
>>26377417ow
There was a cumshart named JonahHe was always a bit of a lonerHe did a big fart as he sat near her flatAnd now Gura's currency is Krona
not even dead hours this bad will get me to watch mori, I'm going to go play a game or something
>>26377428The way that she finds genuine joy in these shitty ass jokes because they're so new to her, it's incredible
>>26377310>So muchMore like they barely play those games you mentioned. Who tf play Valorant except dudes? And people on JP side been begging for more Minecraft because the Holos not touching it ever since Sport Fes
Takamori!
>>26377375cuuute
>>26377417MY EARS YOU FUCKER
>>26377162retarded sapling
>>26377353depends if I like the other girlsI'm not gonna watch someone for the sake of it
>>26376542Some men are also unironically into me making fun of their smaller than average cock size. Takes all kinds I guess.
>>26376950
>>26377310you just watch someone else if you're not into the mainstay games. if that's all that's on then you either take the indie pill or get over it
>>26377428your oshi lacks a brain
>>26377460i love the way she laughs more than almost anything in the world, i dont know if i will ever find anyone as endearing or wonderful as her
>>26377464hot
>>26377376would kiss thighst.kfp
>>26377474I mean, yeah, no shit, no one's gonna tell you to watch a girl if you don't like them.
>*takes a picture of your oshi*
>>26377310but i like minecraft, i still play it after 10 years
>>26377505
>>26377464>raper not so tough after being raped
Deadbeats wtf is going on? I thought Mori's stream wasn't until later
>>26377506>Sonic don't look like hedgehog!I love this dumb idiot
>>26377577Not entirely sure myself
>>26377559
>>26377592But he doesn't though?
>>26377542
>>26377570what did she mean by this bros?
>>26377577it isn't
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1538341529869160448https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1538341529869160448https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1538341529869160448
>>26377443When they're all dead.
>>26377264Bae is the most invested besides Ame like last time and you know full well how you faggots would react if she decided something without Ame's direct approval.
>>26377658ganbatte ollie.....
>>26377658I feel like Ollie has got to be the least mentally stable Holo Cover has ever hired
>>26377658damn, I hope the cats are okay
>>26377646>you'd better think twice before pinning me down unless you want to be cut
Wait, is this the Resident Evil that has the throat tentacle egg injection scene? I wanna see Koyori's reaction to THAT.
>>26377606i wish she didnt have to overthink what she says everytime she streams and she could just say whatever, chat and clippers are really lame
where is mori
guess i'll watch Mori...
>>26377658Did something happen?
I like the noises Koyori makes when she shoots a gun.
De we still like Omega now that she has ghosted us for the past few weeks?
>Everyone cares when Mori streams>No one cared when Kiara streamedKiwawa…
To this day still I wonder, what did she mean by this?
>>26377658shes coming to america to live with me, graduation soon
>>26377658>but we want more menheras to join hololive
Really hope they hire girls who actually want to stream for EN3.
>>26377717>past few weeks
>>26377691Rushifer...
>>26377717>weeksmonthsbest thing they've ever done
>>26377658Wha happun?
I'm confused, is the stream actually supposed to be 2 hours from now?
>>26377658this girl is too young to be as famous as she is
>>26377553it's a shit streaming game tho
>>26377691newfagchama...>>26377658>not towa babyDamn
>>26377696Stream time on her schedule was two hours later than now so she's probably not awake yet and messed up her reservation time.
>>26377717>she
>>26377700I say it everytime, if you don't like her that much don't force yourself to watch her
>>26377724
>>26377697Cope harder deadbeat, she was as sexually charged playing Stanley Parable as she has ever been.And if you watched streams you would know that her getting clipped was one of her dreams before she debuted.
>>26377691>>26377729>>26377753based threadread-Never mind if you even read threads you'd know this isn't true
>>26377449uoh
sex
>>26377691Festival was probably worse back in the day, but she's got better as she's got older.
>>26377717>the
>>26376015I'd rather suck on Mumei's titties than answer this poll
>>26377771kill yourself and never reply to me again faggot
>>26377765>>26377775>has
>>26377750Boyfriend (me) dumped her
>>26377729yes, I love menheras. I want to date a menhera as she ruins both of our lives spiraling downwards together
>>26377691Rushia…
i will not watch mori
I really really love Mumei and I hope you guys do too.
Herro! Can anyone put that Asian goatee style on this Smol Ame?
>>26377750She probably saw a mean tweet directed at her and had a manic breakdown.
>>26377793>no
>>26377785What's going on here, is this 3D?
>want to watch Mori because no one else is on.>not even Mori is streaming.
>>26377777I was commenting on her whole career thus far
>>26377658>Anons will now pretend taking day off for mental health is a bad thing and the talent should stay and freak out on stream (so they can then complain about [talent here] doing that)very cool
>>26377784Worst character development in hololive. She used to be insanely erotic. Now she's just erotic.
I was wondering if she scheduled the stream earlier by mistake or not
>>26377837
>>26377843Seems to be the case
so do you think she or j-chad will notice the fuck up or is this just going to run for two hours and then start
>>26377799This but I want to restrict her movement and control her decisions so tightly she can't fuck anything up with her menhera nature, all the while telling her it's for her own good and I'm fixing her.
>>26377721>Euros: I don't understand why there aren't more streamers in European prime time>Also Euros:
>>26377738>>26377759>>26377804Even compared to Kanga's daughter or Festival, it's a tossup, I'm being honest. Say what you will about them being crazy (and they are,) but like, jesus, Ollie's very out in the open about it at times.>>26377777Even fans of that zombie have to admit that she's kind of crazy, like, I assume that's part of the appeal for them, because you'd be insane to deny it and pretend she's totally fine
You can always watch my Zelda VoD.
>>26377811no
>>26377837never seen gura have to take a mental health day
>>26377808we all do
Anon? Your dailies?
>>26377874probably the latter
>>26377658would this be related to that person who died? check /stars/....
>>26377903She streams once a week chumshart she doesn't need to
>>26377837I just personally don't think most of these girls get legitimate support as far as mental health goes
>>26377837having a mental breakdown on stream would be kino though
calli doko...
where the fuck is that drunk fuck deadbeats?
>>26377883For Ollie's defense, she's a dumb zoomer girl who still getting things settled in life. can't say the same for Rushia, though...
someone will stream soon I can feel it
>>26377983being fucked drunk
>>26377883I'm just wondering how telling your fans you need a breakd for mental reasons is """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""crazy/menhera""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""But I guess anons are DESPERATE to keep Ollie up as "Le yab queen" despite her doing nothing for basically a year at this point unfortunately
Deadbeats will defend this.
>>26377890>sad holo picture>dogshit postIt’s practically magic
>>26377983got her head stuck in a really big jar thats full of pickles she might drown in the picklejuice someone needs to help her
>>26377837I've taken time off school/work for much worse reasons.>too snow>too rainy>too windy>too cold>too hot>too nice out>I lost a game in CoD/Halo and now I have to win 10 in a row to vindicate myself>my hamster did something cute so I have to spend the rest of the day taking pictures/videos of it>I realized I spelled someone's name wrong in a work email, and the anxiety from thinking about it set off a panic attack so I need to hide until they forget I misspelled their name>someone was wrong on 4chan so I have to call them out
>>26377983does she even drink hard anymore? I really don't see that shitposted as much
>>26377996EN doesn't matter again, it's now JP hours
>>26377983shouldn't have gotten cocky, chumbie
oh no, did mori calliope go to hard on the drankies again?
>>26377983supposedly the twitter schedule says its in 2 hours but the youtube one alerted now. Calli fucked up
>>26378026Are you satisfied with this way of life?
>>26378002Yeah because I expected it, the time on her tweet and schedule is correct.
>>26377658Using light mode, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>26377099What happened to the monkey she bought?
>>26377903>>26377935samefag stop making up reasons to bring up gura
>>26377840Her no longer being menhera mess to the point it destroys her relationships and affects her streams is a good thing, anon.
>>26378013Huke...Pako...Niggomae....
>>26378013odd grouping
>>26377697>i wish she didnt have to overthink what she says everytime she streams and she could just say whateversame
>>26378026you're just a lazy fuck anon...
>>26378009True, I would wish Kiara’s Wind Waker streams on anyone.
>>26377658>>26377933Just post the damn thing here and don't invite drama to go there too.https://twitter.com/Okyurita/status/1538220057016213504Did artwork for some covers and passed away
>>26377933I don't think so, she died more than a week agohttps://twitter.com/Okyurita/status/1538220057016213504she also drew Anya's Schema illustration so it's on-topic right?
>>26378071I'm a simple person. It doesn't take much to keep me happy.
>>26378082probably dead
>>26378073nipple bumps through clothes are underrated
>>26378009Notice how the second Mori is about to stream you have the retard spamming his sad Kiara posts after not doing it for the entire day?
>>26376256
>>26376865IRyS will never be Council, sorry Fauna but that's the true
>>26378083do posttime reps retard
>>26378001Listen, man, that's not the issue on it's own, or alone, it's the fact that she uses streams as a therapy session at times and shit like that that has me saying this, in conjunction with the break.Like, there was a minor incident where she got extremely upset that people leaked member content, because she was using them as straight up therapy/dumping personal stuff on chat. Enough that leaking it was a big deal to her. That's not "NORMAL" shit. Like, even the more wild ones like Polka don't freak out at the concept of people seeing shit said in private like that, because no one else drops insanely wild shit like she does.
>>26378115yeah they're pretty great so far
>>26377658sex
>>26378033At the wedding she was smashed and passed out.
>>26378088Her being a basket case made me feel less insecure about myself. If someone as deranged as her can make it, then so can I.
>>26378123>>26377933Only announced recently, Ollie probably just found out about it
>>26376708
>>26377732imagine a hardworking, enthusiastic, joyful girl who is patient with games and likes to immersive herself in the lore and doesn't get frustrated when something's a little complex. i can barely contain my mental cum
I heard a rumor.Your oshi is cute
>>26378033>does she even drink hard anymore?Not really
>>26378115Same, they're a lot of fun
>>26378140>it's the fact that she uses streams as a therapy session at times and shit likeHoly fucking newfag
>>26378071NTA, but if you have paid time off to burn, why not take time off even if it's to do sweet fuck all?
Nene.
Mori doko?
>>26378174Then you should realize that if someone as batshit as her can manage to overcome it and become an almost functional human being, you can too.
>>26378115I'm not even KFP and I agree, her Zelda streams are top quality
>>26378215tits too small
>>26378026You fucking brat, when I get my hands on you, you're going to have to take time off school/work because of being mating pressed too hard.
>>26376923>Squirrels Will Attack Exposed NutsWe know.
>>26378171oh I didn't know there was a hololive wedding anon! can you post a link to the hololive wedding VOD?
>>26378140>because she was using them as straight up therapy/dumping personal stuff on chatNow say this about 20+ JPs and KiaraBut I know you wont because it doesn't fit your narrative and/or you're a newfag who thinks only Ollie does this
>>26378223sleeping since she scheduled the stream incorrectly on youtube
>>26378215Why does it say the wrong directions
>>26378171Based. Fuck weddings. You have to get dressed up. You don't know half the people there. You have to pretend you give a fuck (assuming the to-be-wed aren't direct family/friends). They drag on for far too long. And you have to bring a fucking expensive present.
>>26378123Holostars is on topic here too
>>26377837>>26377858rape
>>26378215Wait, aren't the sides reversed?
>>26378208Yeah he's making it more obvious with every post he makes. It's quite sad really.
>>26378091Didn't they do a draw stream together?
Oh hey Koyo is close to the throat fuck scene.
>Mori gave Kiara covid rendering her unable to travel and record for her birthdaySad but also very funny
>>26378033Basically all the stories from the wedding involved her getting or being disgustingly drunk. So yeah she's still a booze hound.
WHY THE FUCK DOES GAMMA HAVE A SEXY IMAGE OF YOPI ON STREAM
>>26378140>because no one else drops insanely wild shit like she does.how is telling your fans>I'm gonna take a few days off""""""insanely wild"""""""???????
Dadfags are out in full force in Mori's chat because of Father's Day happening.
>>26378174>If someone as deranged as her can make it, then so can I.",slomh oy" ,rsmd "hryyomh nryyrt." smpm/
>>26378125I can tell.
>>26378238is that a
>>26378296>Manga reading later this week tooits all so tiresome
>>26378254I said that none of them do it to that level. Can you read?
>>26378296They really are the worst, aren’t they?
IRyS is a bad streamer who hasn't gotten better and has actually gotten worse over the course of her career.
>>26378291Pagi!
>>26378286>>26378240
>>26378261worst part is when you DO know the bride/groom well but not really anyone else and you know you cant really spend any time hanging out with them since they have to make rounds and be center of attention so you get a few 5 minute slots to talk with them and then go back to sitting with people you have never met or dont care about
>>26378238Why the fuck are there so many men with exposed penises?
>>26378115Before i fell asleep it did seem pretty good yeah
>shoots zombie>just relies on the falling down sound to make sure its dead>turns back and it's right behind her againclassic
>>26378296Oh right. Forgot about that. Might have to skip out on the stream if Mori starts reading their messages.Good luck with that though.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS THE STREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM????FUCK AMEBEE
>>26378238
why did she do it?
>>26378296how do deadbeats let a three letter word rule over their minds so totally
https://twitter.com/R1883661920/status/1538295271498850305>ywn see naked Okayu getting water from your fridge, leaking cum from the wild sex you just had
>>26378267End yourself
>>26378334Did she release her schedule already?
>>26378296Good! That's what you get for watching a Calli stream.
>>26378386She considers it a compliment, because she's simple minded.
>>26378351It's parody. The original scene in the movie only has one dick shot
>>26378335>none of them do it to that levelI know you said that because you're a fucking newfagStop talking about stuff you know nothing about
>>26378296I'm going to be honest, I used to fume about the dad shit, but I really don't have the energy to care anymore. its a just a stupid meme, its harmless, and Mori seems ok with it.
ame hope status?
Takamori 1, Mori/IRyS, Ina/Mumei/Fauna/Kronii/Ame, Mumei/Kronii/Fauna, Takamori 2EN off-collabs so far and who do you think meet up tomorrow?
>>26378346retard
>>26378410>The original scene in the movie only has one dick shotWhat the fuck is wrong with American movies?
>>26378413anon, you fucking don't know shit if you think that, this conversation isn't worth continuing
>>26378399RAPE
>>26378026I mean if you have the days off, whose business is it what you do with them
>>26378370
>>26378429I mean wasn’t the director Swedish?
>>26378422Mori and IRyS had 2 offcollabs
SHE PROMISED
>>26378400for members
Why is the mori not beginning?
>>26378204HOW FUCKING DARE YOUMORI IS NOT CUTE SHE IS KAKKOI
>>26378416>ame hope status?Gone.
>>26378026Someone is in need of some good ol fashion correction
>>26378422There's no more off collabs you crazy fucks Stop always assuming everything is a fucking off collab.
>>26378260>>26378270They're instructions for your hands, not which side they're on
>>26378449Y-you aren't supposed to contradict.....
>>26378429Shooting somebody in the dick is one of the best ways to put them down, lots of blood moving through that area.
>>26378116>>26378123That sucks. She did some really good work for the Holos.
>only stream scheduled on a Saturday evening>no deliverysasuga reaper
If EN3 was composed by Italian and British people would EN turn down the racism?
>>26378429The director is Dutch, and the story itself is satire.
>>26378422this is a very odd way to structure it because some of these had multiple, like even ignoring all the takamori ones you'd have to at least put a Mori/IRyS after the inamumeifaunakroniiame as well because of that chadcast.Also>expecting a off collab tomorrow with Kronii moving and Gura having to do all her birhtdya callseasy on the hopium dude.
>>26378450Joseph…
>>26378414It's mostly in the background anyway since Mori doesn't give reactions to it anymore.
At this point, I'd settle for an anon dressed up in an IRyS cosplay (not that one you faggot)
>>26378463Don't know, but she already has $600 for doing it.
>>26378487it's scheduled to start in an hour and 40 minutes
>>26378471I can't believe they put her down...
>>26378430NTA but this is getting sad anon. It's okay if you're a newfag. No one gives a shit. Just take the fucking L and move on already.
>>26378449What the fuck is wrong with Swedes directing American movies?
>>26378404>Calli>>26378414True. I don't watch many of Mori's streams so I'm not really desensitized to it even after all this time.
>>26378459>Another 2 week break coming upWhat's going on with Mori recently?
>>26378492It would notably increase, actuallyThe British are the ones who invented the term "The Niggers of Europe" to refer to the Italians
>Koyori gets to the scene where the bug lays eggs in Jill's throat>EEEYAAAAH KIMOI EROI
>>26378422Gura will visit Mori this summer and Mamamori will treat her like literal child/pet and gush about it on stream.Source: my unmedicated ass
>>26378429Also the guy that got shot in the dick was trying to rape someone, so it's not unreasonable.
>>26378520Unironically roommate shit.
>>26378404I’m watching Ope
YESS THE THROAT TENTACLE EGG IMPLANT SCENEKoyori's reaction wasn't as erotic as I hoped...
>>26378026Same desuHell, I used to skip PE because it rained, despite the walk from school to the gym where it was held was literally a street away, and instead walked straight home even though it was much farther away
did Ame give any indication she would stream today? Im est and couldnt watch her last night and couldnt do vod or archive reps today
>>26378520>recently
Koyori considers tentacle rape eroi
>gets throat fucked>first reaction is "ero"
>>26378523I thought the irish were the niggers of europe
>>26378496What the fuck is wrong with Dutch directors being mistaken as Swedes directing American movies?
>>26378520She's going to America again.
Koyo throat love
>>26378471not like this...
>>26378520when was the first two week break?
>>26378520TT stuff.
>>26378482it's more the groin area which is also includes part of your thighs and hips
>>26378547Yeah, it was either going to be -2amt or the same time as yesterday.
>>26378422I still cant believe how underwhelming that moom/fau/clock off collab was
>>26378557The British called a LOT of people niggers back in the day
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>26378557Fuck off mate, that title is ours by law. We are also Mexico of Europe.
>>26378204
>>26378557Haitians like to say it's the Poles but one thing I do know is that it's not the Italians
>>26378599>Fauna lied...Saplings died.
>>26378520It's con season.
>>26378583Like around the unveiling of her UMG signing?
>>26378547Yeah it's probably going to be 1am again.
Koyori has such beautiful screams.
i forgotwhat happened the last time ame told us to trust her?
>>26378538What the fuck is wrong with Dutch directors being mistaken as Swedes directing American movies movie where the response to the editorial decision to include rape is to shoot someone in the dick?
feel better https://twitter.com/LaplusDarknesss/status/1538337698712530944
>>26378664She ate penicillin raw
>>26378422So what's the evidence for an offcollab tomorrow?
>>26378520>recentlyShe doesnt care about hololive and is doing other things instead. Find some way to cope or move on, cause it aint gonna get better
>>26377443after she kills the jews
>>26378681tomorrow specifically?none
>>26378681Unlike NOT there isn't any
>>26378609I think Kronii sounded hot getting slapped, and that makes it worthwhile
They say he's still swinging his scythe to this very day....
>>26378681People aren’t streaming. That’s it.
>>26378681Ina went outside
>>26378646all the way back in April? I don't remember that
>>26378609to be fair it would have been much better if the mic didn't completely break
>>26378677to everyone who ordered birthday merch (including me): THIS IS YOUR FAULT
>>26378697This, so much this!
>>26378639>It's con season.Whatscon?
>>26378727Wasn't he confirmed as some other fanbase?
>>26378756epic win
I am going to masturbate to Nene's mama!
>>26378681I can smell it>captcha: 4GAYDYKES
Again the dead hours. HoloEn is dying...
>>26378697And she’s going to graduate in 2 more weeks right?Don’t you have CP to spam the catalog with?
>>26378681>evidenceBrownskin schizo ramblings
>>26378749Yeah, that's when she went to tour in hawaii
did ame sell weed in high-school?
>>26378676>>26378496>is satireAme is going to watch Starship Troopers so you should watch that too. It's by the same director and it's in a similar tone
Why did Nene decide to break cover while holos were clearing that North African village in '42?
>>26378755she spent a lot of time signing but im sure shes happy with the results
>>26378756>1 minute 5 seconds
ISN'T MORI SUPPOSED TO BE STREAMING???WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?WHY IS EN SO FUCKING USELESS IT'S PRIMETIME ON A FUCKING WEEKEND STREAM YOU LITERAL RETARDS
>borrows your games without asking and saves over your file
>>26378569So does this line up for an actual high chance of full Myth off collab?
>>26378727Hypebeat was a hero. It's too bad security shot him when the song finished for breaking the rules.
>>26378422Update your list.>EN offcollabs: 1. Takamori Mix party2. Takamori Fake sleepover3. Takamori AWO part 14. Kiara’s scuffed Minecraft Kotori making stream (feat. Mori complaining and undressing in the background)5. Mori’s OWTH release party (feat. Kiara giggling and feeding her pizza in the background)6. Takamori Papers Please7. Takamori Karaoke part 1 and 28. Takamori Shrek watchalong9. MoRyS Karaoke 10. KronFauMeInAme karaoke part 1 and 211. MoRyS Chadcast episode 412. KronFauMei ASMR13. Takamori Reunion & Gaming14. Takamori Karaoke 2022Let me know if I missed anything.*Only EN x ENs are listed.**Probably not counted but gets a shoutout:Kiara appearing at the end of Mori’s Yakuza 7 shill stream
>>26378824She probably did a bad job if she still ended up homeless.
>>26378599As naturally as she breathed.
>>26378856>WHY IS EN SO FUCKING USELESS>says the man who spends his saturday doing even less than them
>>26378856What do you mean anon? Can’t you see the stream?
>>26378811Wasn't that just one week though? I remember cause we got the mamamori collab when she returned
>>26378826this gif is fucking amazing
I had a girlfriend for a month and a half so i stopped watching vtubers but now i dontwhat did i miss
>>26378858someone did that on my own Playstation back in 2016
>>26378824My headcanon is that Ame bought weed once but couldn't afford to keep buying it, and fantasized about having sex with a cute drug dealer boy who gives her weed for free but none of the drug dealers she knew were cute.
>>26378856its not so much 30 minutes late as shes retarded and the reservation is two hours early
>>26378748Now I know you’re lying for sure.
>>26378463
>>26378871Or her mom spent it all on dumb shit.
>>26378864I don't know when the others are going, but Mori is in Japan at least until the 25th according to her schedule.
>>26378864It depends on a few factors we don't know of yet but its probably the best odds since debut.
>>26378892Not telling a fairweather fag like you shit, nigga, if you wanted to know you coulda kept watching
i dont want to be that guy but i really miss fauna
Direct thine eyes upon this thing
>>26378872So any offcollab has 71% chances of having Mori
What the shark thinking.
>>26378856They're all fucking their bf at this time anon...
>>26378884Yes, during her break.Do you not understand something?
>>26378599Why does she hate us so much...
>>26378824girls aren't drug dealers, they just have sex with a guy for drugs
>>26378928What, like video games?
Where in the world is Mori Calliope?
>>26378864I don't know about high chance but assuredly the highest chance there's been so far
Why can't takos resist the kool-aide?
ENTER
>>26378422me and your mom
>>26378948I guess I didn't because I thought you meant break from streaming instead of a travel break
>>26378949Huhaha
>>26378949>thinking
>>26378938I cant
>>26378949>fish pee in there
>>26378949the Meme Nephilim...
>people asking mori of all people to streamGrim.
Just saying? We have fucking thousands of hours of Hololive content.The ability to make some kind of analog horror story with them is so fucking easy
>>26378963No, probably alcohol, lottery tickets, and fancy clothes.
>>26377724I'm starting to think rape might be a common fetish among girls.
Damn Kiara is asleep so no sleep delivery stream waiting for Mori
>>26378938Okay... now what?
>>26378938That is a goob, sir.
what now
where's mori?
>>26379001Grim reaper
>>26378949The fishy are taking pictures of her.
>>26378923Ina's asian is showing
>>26379001Well yeah, she's a reaper.
>>26378886>this gif is fucking amazingNow watch this Towa get absolutely smashed in the same game. Bonus streamable of Takodachi's in North Afrikahttps://streamable.com/0uyzp8
ame gushing over rykard's arena was amazing
Koyo is a real screamer.
>>26379013Lots of girls are into consensual rape fantasy, because they also get horny at the idea of>don't you just want to go apeshit?Not very many who actually like, you know, real shit, though.
>>26379014Anon her twitter says 13jst, not 11jst
>>26378921i didnt believe it either, but the members post still exists so it wasnt a dream...
sleepy reapy...
>>26379050towa...
>>26379014This isn't a sleep incident this is just mori being a dumbass, if someone DMed her right now it would probably be dealt with.
>>26379051Ame knows how to appreciate all the right things about games
>>26378949>I'm gonna a go get some McDonaldsand she did
I saw what you all posted here, and I'm gonna tell on you!
https://twitter.com/_Skaarl/status/1538348653131481088Babe wake up. New femate just dropped.
>>26378822>Ame is going to watch starship troopers>it only two two years of memeing to make it happen
>>26378720that oww is so fucking hot
>>26379013Even without trying to account for all the extra perversion that being a public figure and a weeb girl might suggest, it is statistically more likely than not that any given Hololive girl has a rape fetish - simply because more than half of women have it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26379111FEMGATOR SEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX
>>26379124the fuck is wrong with you
>>26379111good shit, person I assume to be you
>i'll only read akasupas today!>reads onei forgot that 35p are broke as shit
>>26379118>more than half of women have it.What the hell.
I will steal Kiaras phone and get those photos of Mori posing for her
>>26378826I have NEVER seen goldsrc AI decide to dump five grenades on someone at the same time, holy shit
why is gura so scared of cooking meat?
>>26379153If I had any sort of artistic talent, I wouldn't be wasting my days posting about how I want to fuck Nene's mama.
>>26379150I was born into this world
>>26378938holy shit a shark
>>26379106
i wish they would move to twitch so i can spam penis asciis
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1538348412533604352
>>26379022pee yourself
>>26379184HAKOSCHAN KAKKOI
>>26379117Kronii is for rough sex
>where's super cop?Koyo...
>>26379186Honestly?I highly doubt that. You'd probably be making art fucking Nene's mama
>>26379184Based as fuck
>>26379178she's afraid the meat smoke will reveal her social security number on the internet
I'm expecting another ''Mori wishing happy BD from a weird location'' tomorrow
>searching Itasha cars on YT>scrolling through search>only the tenth video and its a fucking clip of Nene roommate>thumbnail has Nene picture with a red arrow pointing at the personWhy is YT like this?
>>26379192>implying she doesn't like it
>>26379111I've been liking these femgator fanart, too bad femgators aren't real
>>26379184quality as fuck goddamn
>>26379196pagi yopi!
>>26379166Something something when a man desires you so much they're willing to break the law to have you etc etc
>>26378748MEDS
>>26379227Studio or taxi to the studio is most likely.
>>26378949
>>26378826Nene...
>>26379178She's afraid of undercooking it so she doesn't at all.
>>26379238I can see it happening
>>26378864That lines up pretty closely to the time period Ame has talked about very exciting things and travelling and Kiara irregularly streaming up until a point close to her birthday.
>>26378892Coco came backChoco is getting marriedMel's former manager was finally firedFubuki leftFlare's white nowIrys got her new outfitSubaru lowered her gainMumei is currently under active investigation after admitting to murdering someone with her car on stream AGAIN
>>26379229as expected from a succubus cat
>>26379178Just red meat.Probably got sick or had a gross, undercooked meal one time.
>>26379284meant for >>26378931 but works anyway
>>26379228did you got any good itasha vids at least?
>>26378883the fuck is that even supposed to mean? they work as online entertainers with irregular times. i work a shit gig monday to fridays. weekends is when the majority of people have time for entertainment. put it together
>>26379269unironically have confidence you dumb shark
>>26379178the only one she trusts to cook her meat is ronald mcdonald
Mori is currently in an Uber on her way to another Uber so she can get picked up by a third Uber. Please understand.
I haven't posted this in a while.
>>26379292>IRyS got her new outfitTry make it a bit believable man
>>26379166>be a strong violent man>more capable of raping women than most men>rape lots of women>have lots of offspring>your offspring that are male are genetically more likely to be strong, violent, and capable of raping women too>they also have lots of offspring thanks to all their raping>your genes spread a lot>women who fantasize about being raped take fewer precautions to prevent it happening to them and don't resist as violently>they have a higher chance of being raped by you or your successful offspring>the rape has a higher chance of concluding with them pregnant instead of dead>as a result they have on average slightly more offspring, and their offspring are more successful because some of them are strong violent rapists>their genes spread a lot
even ame has abandoned us
>Ame and Kiara are the only ENs who have streamed in the past 24 hours
20 more minutes bros
>>26379317why do I have so much guranya art?
>>26378826Wait, I just noticed. About 2 seconds after Nene gets blasted off screen left- she IMMEDIATELY starts walking back in screen on the right.rrats?!
Mori locked herself out of her apartment again
>>26379184I need to watch that Movie finally.
>>26379372There isn't enough.
>>26379238I always knew mori was an elden ring boss
>>26379341Yeah I could buy everything else but IRyS getting a new outfit? Yeah fucking right.
https://twitter.com/monobe_yuri/status/1538122389938405376https://twitter.com/monobe_yuri/status/1538122389938405376https://twitter.com/monobe_yuri/status/1538122389938405376
>>26379347so rape is actually a good thing? I knew society should be letting me prowl the streets at night and increase the population
Just go fap to Okayu again, anon.
>The meme sharkIrys you crazy Nephilim.
>>26379372look at this one!
>>26379349I can't believe it, she was the chosen one, the savior, the dead hours slayer...
>>26378949fremch fries
this was literally for mehttps://youtu.be/eFvoQCmCGck?t=10778
she's been stuck at this train switch for 20 minutes
>>26379303Found thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-TpiXY2A1QI was looking for anything that wasn't Noriyaro since I've watched all of his vids already.
>>26379295>34 35 starts playing
You know what?I'll forgive Mori for everything and give her a full aka if she opens the stream, just does that fucking Thanos beatboxing shit and closes it.
>>26379407WOAH
Anyone has the soundpost version with Fauna singing the song?
After Gura's birthday they will announce EN3.I genuinely believe it. I have faith.
If Mori keeps us waiting for 66 minutes, does that count as a stream?
>>26379437This VOD was made for you and me.
>>26379381holy shit is real
Will you leave Ame for some girl from EN3?
>>26379459Nah, they will fuck up IRyS anniversary.
>>26378864Ina is on break and could be going outside. Ame traveling. Kiara streaming less, no schedule, said something about not being around for something next week. Mori is gonna be back in the US soon for something unrelated. End of June to early July is my copium even if they don’t all arrive at the same time.
>>26379447even if she shows up panting and tired from the wild sex she just had
why won't anon collab with me?
>>26379418>goodNothing about evolution is good, it's effective but incredibly slow and extraordinarily cruel
>>26379459Next year. Minimum.
mori will be streaming from greenland today
>>26379507Because you have a boyfriend
>>26379500I don't care when they do it at this point I just fucking hate these dead hours
>>26379111Someone draw her and the femtako>>26379232Emily...Kimberly...Big titty asian fanartist...
>>26379358THEY ARE
>>26379459*Kiara’s It’s tradition.
>>26379336Night Delivery, home..That elevator gave us some really great screams
https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1537900790568087552https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1538312698966196225since we're all sitting here thumbs up our asses I need a collective mind to decipher this pleasehttps://litter.catbox.moe/ct7rnj.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/ct7rnj.png
>>26379450wtf this isn't pog man
>>26379532yeah, me
>>26379519based retard
Deadbeats how did the VA-11 Hall-A stream go? I got some time to kill.
Fauna you green deer, go and stream waiting for Mori to wake up while playing GOI, it's your destiny.
>>26379512>get cool new powers every couple thousand yearsSeems pretty sweet to me.
>>26379565Time continues to be on my side.
>>26379387You could watch it with Bae in a VOD or wait until IRyS does a watchalong (maybe with Bae and/or Mori)
>>26379507Because I hate you, I will also not call in to your birthday totsu too.
>>26379111>Femate's outfit is just the coat>When Ame is streaming and wearing the coat, the femate is naked and watching Ame's streamhot, I want a femate gf
>>26379585ogey
>>26379459rrat: Gura's 4m wish was to stop development on EN3.
>>26379576Imagine Fauna does a "how many times can I beat GOI while we wait for Mori to start her stream" stream
>>26379575Kino, contender for her best gaming stream of the year so far.
>>26379519Anon, he said EN3 not IRyS’ new outfit.
Please appreciate this cute picture of my shark
https://twitter.com/Hien46606996/status/1538147513412091905KFP fuck each other now?
>>26379559seems pretty self explanatory to me
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1538352202019770368THE OLD ASS PARK KORONE WENT RETWEETED HER TWEET
I want to punch ame in the stomach as hard as i can
>>26379575It was very good, Mori had fun and wanted to to make everyone drunk.
What would a /hlgg/ podcast be like?
Guys Mori can't stream right now but she's left everyone a voice mail
>>26377183[no delivery]
>>26379407Actually, I don't think there's any nudity here. I don't see any nipples or genitals
>>26379341>>26379403IRyS...
>>26379623>t. gluten
>Your Oshi>IRyS new outfit or EN3 first?
EN3 will have someone who streams like Koyori and Kiara mixed...But you didn't hear it from me.