/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'M GOING TO MARRY MORI

remember to love your Mori

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

So UMG made their first scumfuck move, eh? That was way sooner than I expected, but I definitely expected it.

Polka's cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0FJmgwdPQ

BGV's cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgBpQ04j0P4

Ririsya's cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di0CXLXgCds

>>26358496
On the plus side, unless I'm misreading the site you can get the autograph by buying the standard version of the ep so at least I'll be getting a different version if I decide to go for it.

>>26358389
Blatent Blundering Tard

In approximately 5 hours I am going to deploy a weapons-grade rrat that I've been sitting on for almost a month now.

Things have been too quiet for too long.

>>26358574
Do we have a "Jesus fucking Christ" soundpost yet?
https://youtu.be/HS0TMG5PLPU?t=4308

>>26358496
Thinking about it, after the first press was extended so much we should've seen this coming since that was odd

>>26358781
Yeah, you

>>26358786
let me get this out of the way:
Yeah, Me.

Not going to lie this an shit move from UMG and a way to build distrust in long term fans of mori. All the comments under the tweet are pissed cause the people that preorder got rid of choice from the consumer it's unfair this should been made for people who were the first to preorder not some last ditch effort to sell more. This shit is going to build up more distrust between fans and talents just cause UMG wants more money.

>>26358016
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99000297
Here you go, anon.

I love my stupid reaper wife so much

>>26358976
ok but where are the rest of the images?

>>26358963
This post is esl as fuck but I generally agree, I'm going to be much more careful about purchasing from them in the future. Should have known to wait.

>>26358574
Nice roundup anon. Haven't had the chance to listen to BGV's cover yet.
>that wink
Hold up. Do I need to take my meds or...?

OUR stupid reaper wife!
>(Morviet Union anthem plays)

Which of the two has the fattest tits, Mori or Reine?

Mori says trans roghts

>>26359223
Mori

>>26358496
And soon will follow shit load of more.

>>26359223
I wanna say Mori but I don't think I've ever seen a proper sheet for Reine and maybe her second outfit boosted her

>>26358963
Nigga, UMG jews don't care.

>>26359269
we have a better version thanks to couponbeat

>>26358963
First time getting screwed over by a major company?

>>26359339
Bless CouponBeat! One of the biggest of Chads

>>26359223
I wanna know between Mori and Moona.

can someone post links to V-Carni clips of SCA, CapSule and the ending song?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA UPIES UPIES UPIES UPIES UPIES UPIES UPIES I WANT UPIES AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26359332
I know they don't, but I'm going to let team calli know I'm unhappy anyways.

>>26359805
I didn't make webm's but I did make the soundposts. I can post those.

>>26359836
You mean OPES

>>26359653
More like some dumbeats thought "Mori would never let something like this happen" without stopping to think that Mori has little to no power to change how UMG does business.

>>26359897
works for me bro, just wanted to give it a listen again since I was talking about Sora/Mori interactions in global
god, HACHI into Suzy is an epic opening

>>26359134
That's basically it.

>>26358389
Previous thread: >>26330367

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQOrRZRKFWE
Upcoming stream: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aK27uNcX9g0

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Dead On Arrival: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SwOat0JYPAY

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>26359805

>>26359959
also, just realized but Mori was 4th in the lineup for the finale
how fitting

>>26359805
The yt video is still up https://youtu.be/KGxQi_11tV4

>>26359339
>love boss
Precious

>>26359805

>>26359951
If I was Mori I would just merely buy UMG to prevent this from happening.

>>26359206
The meds don't work anymore

>>26358786
Is the rrat that Mori cute? Because that's not a rrat, that's a fact

>>26358786
If it has anything to do with management, then I knew I was right in hating J-Chad all along.

>>26360410
The wink really sells it, it's even funnier that she brings up Gura 30 seconds later.

why did she say she's begging for semen in her va11 hall-a stream? what did she mean by this?

>>26360739

>>26360089
thanks I really wanted to see Hime Hina and I finally got to

>>26360754
I miss him..

>>26360739
She was talking to (me) specifically

>>26360739
he's got to at least be bi

Is she gonna go play The Quarry again when the coop comes out?

>the quarry has someone saying they want to shove something in someone's dickhole in the first 30 minutes
Mori will have fun with this one

idk if you discussed this earlier, any particular reason besides 'Mori is dumb' that the tweet about the stream later is 2 hours after what the actual reservation says?

>>26361762
She was probably just tired and mixed it up.

>>26361762
Probably the same reason there's a typo in the tweet, just tired.

Is it wrong that I like Mori a lot as a streamer but hate her as a rapper and think all her songs suck.

>>26361879
No? Taste is subjective.

>>26361879
No, You can enjoy her streams and personality without being into her music.

>>26361952
There’s plenty of people who think the opposite too.

>>26361879
no but it gives me the right to call you a little bitchboy for it

>>26362069
I guess you're right. Never really thought of it but there probably are people who find her on spotify but don't even know she livestreams or anything.

>>26361879
yes

I'm seeing quotes in global that it's likely only Kiara and Ame have gotten their 1 million sub gifts so far. Can anyone confirm? If so I'm wondering if Mori actually asked for jacketless or swappable hairstyles for hers.

>>26362168
I don't think Mori's talked about sub gifts outside of saying she'd ask for a nendo at 2 million. Kiara also said that the 1 million subs gifts don't have to be costumes so it could have been anything if she did get one.

>You look like you've eaten a lot of steaks
I'm dying

>>26362168
Mori's sub gift was UMG

>>26361879
I'm sort of the same except I don't dislike her music, I just don't care for the genre that much.

>>26362315
I don't know why people believe this.

>>26362168
Kiara basically said that was far as she knew only her own gift and Ames were completed, she knew what Mori and Gura asked for and as far as she knew it wasn't done but wouldn't talk about it obviously, and had probably forgotten what Ina asked for.
She also noted she was aware of some instances where a JPs 1 million wish happened but was not referred to as such.

>>26362435
I'm assuming Gura's 2 or 3 mil gift was the nendo, Mori probably asked for the nendo for 2 mil like she said.

Hey Mori's up and the schedule looks pretty good.

>Another break week coming up even earlier than expected
Oof

>>26361879
Honestly, I'm more of the kind that thinks her music is worth nothing without the context about her life that we get from her streams. If I had just stumbled across her music without any background, I would've called it cringe like that one hackjob hatebait reviewer. However, I can feel the passion and thoughts behind her work, which in turn makes me appreciate them. I still don't have them on my regular playlist though. I maybe play them like once every month?

>6 days straight up of streams
Damn she really is going all out before she’s got Reaper Business again.

>>26362641
>schedule my breaks around Mori's breaks so I don't feel any downtime
always winning

I just don't like that she tries to play it off as "business". It's pretty clearly a self-indulgent activity, just call it a break. You reap what you sow if it ends with you being exhausted and unprepared

The ??? is Ironmouse?
Aside from that, full week and fun streams. But the break comes a few days earlier than I though, lame.

Guest appearance is probably the Amalee collab

What's the guest appearance going to be, anyone know?

>>26362678
I agree but also think putting 2 non-Holo collabs in a single week is a bit weird. Probably forcing them in when people are available though

>More Valhalla
>Continuing the My Dad is A Vtuber manga reading
>Members ASMR
>Finally a collab stream with Monarch
Nice that's what I'm all excited for. The Guest Appearance is probably her on IronMouse's channel right?

>>26362767
Probably the IronMouse thing. Amalee (Monarch) is straight up on her schedule.

>>26362767
Ironmouse

>>26362767
>>26362766
Speak of the Devil

>>26362678
It's gonna be 3 tough weeks, but since she is saying sparse streams, I'd be happy with one a week or so.

>>26362766
Never mind. I missed it being outright said on the schedule. That font color didn't help.

>member's ASMR
will she finally have sex with us on stream?

Damn, Quarry is super early, I wanted to catch it live.

>>26362939
Its a gaming stream and she'll be playing a pretty chill-looking city builder, so no.

>>26362825
the manga coming back every 8 months or so is a fun reoccurrence

Enna song with PrettyPatterns is premiering now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKc3D-M5uA

>>26362939
Pretty sure someone's already combined a bunch of soundposts to make it sound like foreplay, fucking, orgasm, and satisfied breathlessness

I'm hoping this is the homestretch of pseudo-breaks for a while, hopefully three is the magic number. And hopefully that she stops being dragged around the world on economy flights by that shitty talent agency

>>26362939
Maybe. Also does anyone know if the Dorfromantik game is good?

>>26363046
another one? cool, I'll toss it into the next EU post

>ASMR gaming
kino is on the menu once more

>>26363064
Outside of post solo, I think it's the last known long break for some time.

>>26363064
there's one more mid-July iirc, but after the V-Kani performance I'm not that worried
she's hardy, even if it hurts her a bit

>>26363100
I think it might end up being a crutch. She's at her best when she just does her own thing

>>26363077
Looking at the Steam page and I like the gimmick its got going on, nice visuals too.

>>26363064
It should be unless she has more surprises. The only other thing I can imagine is her having to take a pause to officially move into the second base for a bit. I imagine she might stay there a month or two before the year end.

>>26363100
I'd prefer another drawing ASMR stream desu.

>>26363064
I still expect there to be breaks here and there but likely not at the current frequency which would be fine with me.

>>26363168
I want a sisterreap stream where both curse at each other playing smash bros

>>26363193
Eh, the game seems pretty laid-back so it'll likely be more or less the same feel.

>>26363122
Isn't the Sololive around mid July?

>>26363168
>It should be unless she has more surprises.
did you forget about the con on 10th?
or do you assume she'll stick around in USA USA USA for 3 weeks before her sololive?

>>26363258
Sisreap doesn't seem like the type to ever touch video games.

>>26363330
Yeah, I think that's what she'll do, it'd be way too stupid to do 4 12h flights in 3 weeks. Probably swings by the second base, we know she'll be travelling with Mamamori.

>>26361762
She probably scheduled it with her laptop again. It contradicts what her schedule and tweet says, so unless there is a last minute mix-up I'll assume it's still on at the original time

>>26363258
>smash bros
>just remembered that we're getting fucking Fortnite instead of Smash bros kino with Gura
No...

>>26363330
Her schedule ends on the 25th so it would be more like 2 weeks. I think she'll stay. I'm still holding out hopium for some kind of Myth off collab in NA.

>>26363064
>hopefully three is the magic number
AHAHAHAHAHA
You better not get your hopes up.

>>26363435
>I'm still holding out hopium for some kind of Myth off collab in NA.
I was leaning pretty hard on this concept but looking at the other girls I'm not sure it matches up anymore. Would like to believe though.

>>26363433
Honestly unless it's from the 'second base' or something smash online from na to jp will be a total shitfest, hell even in that case as far as I know gura's pretty far from the second base so it might still have issues.

>>26363435
The fabled bonebros off collab...

Absolutely baffling and gay comment.

>>26363542
Mori would definitely have to be the one to go to Gura's place rather than the other way round.

>>26363402
>it'd be way too stupid to do 4 12h flights in 3 weeks.
this is literally what she's been doing all this time

>>26363435
>Myth off collab
As bad as it sounds, you're more likely to get a TT off-collab stream elsewhere...

>>26363587
ogey

>>26363555
greys are gay

>>26363577
Planning things in a healthy and moderated manner? Screw that!

>>26363258
I don't want to hear that womans voice who has sucked hundreds of dicks every weekend. Please keep her away from the streams, Mori.

>>26363697
you sound insecure, please kys

>>26363697
I wonder how often sisreap has asked Mori to take a break from playing games and the 'cringe anime thing' to come out with her to get some dick.

>>26363697
Yeah, mine

>>26363577
With travel and prep time, she'd need to be getting into a plane 1 or 2 days after getting to Japan, it makes no sense to travel 4 times.

>>26363775
I don't think Mori really appreciates the crowd her sister hangs out with. She just likes her family

>>26363798
>it makes no sense
you must be new here

>>26363835
She definitely doesn't'; her sister is getting dicked down by one of her old school bullies.

>>26363775
I bet plenty of times.

>>26363880
Would not be surprised if she hangs out with niggers as well knowing how Mori used the word "demons" in a past

>>26363880
yeah me

>>26364048
why did you do it man?

>>26364075
builds character

>>26363575
If she stays she might have a decent amount of downtime since it's not 3 day conventions and she actually has her second base purchased and locked in now. It's not impossible.

>>26364048
Dude, I know she's cringe but why would you bully the weird, nerdy, but big titty artsy chick instead of attempting to get into her pants

>>26363064
>spoiler
That's on her, she has literally infinite money

>>26362652
honestly that’s how pretty much all music should be viewed primarily, albeit it is idol music that leans most into that particular factor of the music listening experience

>>26364210
It's not though, they sent the "bodyguard" that she needs to travel with. She couldn't get a different ticket if she wanted. (Austria trip was her having bad planning/Jubilee-caused flight overbooking probably)

>>26364391
The Jubilee did in fact fuck travel a bit, too many people going for that decrepit lizard woman

Wait so if I already did the full preorder from CD Japan the only difference is that this new one is signed?

>>26362652
That's how I feel about the rm stuff honestly, it feels like a very narrow perspective and themes. 2021 and onward is where she really started let herself open up in a positive way

>>26363555
I never wanted to slap the shit out of a fucking grey more than ever now

>>26363575
>Visit's gura's den of mold before her sololive
She's going to catch something even worse than whatever she had in europe.

>>26363787
hey you can't just out here doxxing sisreap's bf like that

>>26362652
>Honestly, I'm more of the kind that thinks her music is worth nothing without the context about her life that we get from her streams
This and to me the music is second thing.

I just realized that this probably means a big RIP to any hopes of Rust. Not really something she can play on the road and I give it little to no chance she remembers/has the motivation to start after she gets back from 2 week "break"

>>26364673
I won't mourn it.

>>26364673
I would be lying if I said I cared about Rust beyond anything but as a means for her to hang out the other girls, and I never seriously expected them to commit to a Rust arc. Its too PvP focused, realistically a bunch of them would want nothing to do with it, and getting it right would require too much organization.

>>26364673
I'd rather she just go and finish ER before spreading into another AAA game

>>26364673
Meh, I'm still very skeptical on her actually enjoying it.

Halfway through Vallhalla, damn what a blast this stream is

>>26364673
I really don't care. I know she only had interest in RUST because her favorite e-celeb played it and wanted it to try despite game being completely everything she doesn't like.

Less those kinda gaming streams, the better.

>>26364821
Yeah it was really good.

>>26364777
>Rust
>AAA
rumao

>>26364673
Rust is just her trying to get a Minecraft 2.0 arc going, and hoping she'll enjoy it because a streamer she likes enjoyed it.
Same for Quarry, I have no doubt why she wants to play it, but at least there is a good chance she'll enjoy that one.

>>26364921
She literally said why she wants to play it, "terrible dialogue that's so bad that it's funny". I think she'll be bored/frustrated at the actual gameplay considering her thoughts on Until Dawn boiled down to "I liked it, I guess"

>>26364921
Maybe she just feels like it's impossible for her to join in in Minecraft at this point so she wants to start something else? She has no idea what's what on the sever, probably doesn't even know bunkeronii exists.

>>26362652
Same, for me to enjoy it, music needs something to anchor it. Maybe it resonates with me, or is tied to a cool experience, in Mori's case it's because I know the person behind it.
But there needs to be something, or else it's just nice noise that I'll soon forget.

>>26362939
Nobody remembers the Halloween reading stream...

>>26365108
Nigga, she doesn't like those kinda games but is forcing herself to do it for some reason.

>>26365108
that'd be pretty similar to Coco who never vibed much with MC so she started the Ark arc

>>26365181
I think she just wants a game she can play with friends and not feel like a burden.

Deadbeats are being kinda bitchy today

>>26365222
Like she will play Rust after one stream if that even happens after her "break".

>>26365181
>Mori doesn't like Minecraft because of that time she broke Gura's tree
>Anon assumes that means she doesn't like any sandbox games even though she liked Terraria

>>26365419
>even though she liked Terraria
Yeah and where are those Terraria streams after the first one.

Can you catty women stop with the passive-aggressive quotations around the word "break" already? Break means break from streaming. That's all.

>>26365493
You got mad about that?

>>26365493
what movie is this? really familiar scene

>>26365474
>Mori doesn't go back and play a collab game by herself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE HATES IT SHE HATES IT SHE HATES IT

I don't give a fuck about a break that we knew was coming for months now
I care about UMG trying to fuck over my goddamn wallet

>>26365634
That's a bad argument. The other girls do solo Minecraft streams all of the time, if Mori really enjoyed Terraria she would probably have done a solo stream by now

>>26365688
what'd they do this time?

>>26365598
It's mildly irritating. But if you want to keep acting like a shitheel about it and proving my point, be my guest.

>>26365736
Just look at the comments
https://twitter.com/calliope_info/status/1538184288667336704

>>26365728
Nigger she literally tried inviting Bae and IRyS to play Terraria with her. You can enjoy a game and not want to play it solo.

>>26365778
Ah that's shitty

>>26365688
I'd buy every single edition of SN that UMG put out there if it meant she could learn to relax and not latch onto every single rm offer while concurrently juggling prep for the biggest moment of her professional life

How's the mindreading practice coming along?

>>26365861
Have you considered that maybe she enjoys doing that stuff?

>>26365793
That is her own fault for also having a package with that collab request.

>>26365754
You might as well get used to the shitheelery because these threads aren't going to get any better once she leaves again.

>>26365852
At least I get my proof, even if I am a bit annoyed

>>26365957
Oh, I've gotten used to it. They make it their mission to make themselves impossible to ignore.

>>26365872
Pretty well actually as things that I have predicted usually becomes true.

>>26366049
Share your findings with the class.

>>26366005
I might try to get a standard version, I think it comes with the nice nardack poster off buyee, but I don't really know with the special deal or whatever. It's confusing.

>>26365754
>proving my point
What point? My point is that these breaks(look didn't use quotations like you asked) are fucking annoying and I wish they would end already.

>>26366124
How haven't you learned to cope yet?

>>26366109
Yeah, still no clue how exactly it's going to work, but we'll find out later
I was tempted to double dip for the shikishi anyway

>>26366190
So I should just accept that these are becoming a regular thing?

>>26366124
Yeah, Mori needs to stop taking breaks to do things that she wants to and dedicate her life 100% to Hololive. She also needs to abandon all of her non-Holo friends and give me the daily twitter spaces that she's contractually obligated to do.

>>26366275
Yes. You fucking fool.

>>26366275
Nta but yes. At least during convention season.

>>26366275
Yes.

>>26365778
Not surprising really.
At least its not as bad as what they did with another vtuber. They made it so you had to buy their album to qualify for the raffle to be able to buy their concert tickets, one album one entry (concert had 5 other members besides the album artist). I guess an equivalent would be if you had to buy Mori's album to qualify for a raffle to go to a Myth concert?

>>26366300
>>26366311
>>26366331
Why? Does she need to do these while not giving anything to fans when she is gone for 2 weeks?

>>26366275
Unironically yes.

>>26366275
During spring/summer? Yes, she'll keep doing the con circuit.
And next year she'll probably do this and have more concerts too. Hopefully the second base will ease things and will allow her to actually do both things.

>>26366419
Watch streams

>>26358496
what am I missing?

>>26366419
>Does she need to
No. But she wants to and she can.

>>26366475
anon is dying of FOMO
just ignore

>>26366475
Signed copies of Shinigami note are now available for people who didn't care enough to buy it earlier.

>>26366282
As a fellow deadbeat, I also want less Mori. She should just give up streaming entirely so she can take more breaks. Fuck releasing music too, while we're at it.
The twitter spaces are non-negotiable

>>26366419
Dude, it's just part of the social contract. Unfortunately for us her rm business puts her out of commission for 2 weeks at a time, but it is what it is .

She literally announced streaming plans for the next break yesterday and you still have your head in the sand

>>26366419
Yeah, nothing except the Mamamori round two we're getting
Retard

>>26366443
Realistically, is there any world in which a single convention would want the rm there if she was completely dissociated from Mori?

>>26366586
>implying they watched yesterday's stream
>implying they watch streams at all
Pretty easy to notice when they say "her fans" and not "us"

>>26366586
we've seen how those Mori promises go

Pro-tips for pro deadbeats: the report button is your friend!

>>26366512
do they come with the deadbeat badge?

>>26366698
I can't believe Mori ghosted Kiara...
You dumbfuck

>>26366586
I mean she announced streaming plans for the past two breaks as well. They didn't happen during one of those breaks and the other break had one stream that she ended pretty early because it was falling apart at the seams. Its better to not expect streams until she actually shows up on stream.

>>26366651
Maybe if it was arranged by the talent agency, somehow. Otherwise no, she'd probably get much more recognition for the animations rather than the music.

>>26366743
That's a fair way to go about it. Incessantly whining and begging for someone more vindictive than me to grudgepost you is just threadshitter behavior.

>>26366586
>>26366609
>Expecting Mori plans to go through when they require any sort of setup or forethought
She cancelled a just chatting stream because "hotel internet bad" like that wasn't something she should have expected and tested

So should I sc Mori a happy father's day?

>>26366821
Do it so I can put you on the list.

>>26366275
yeah you fucking idiot you should have accepted months ago before going menhera

>>26366911
Yeah I had my menhera breakdown during the first break and I'm over it now.

>>26366586
cockybeat, please don't bring that point up after she fucked it up on both occasions to date

>>26366586
Like those few anons said she has done this many times now and it never went as planned.

>>26366821
Yes

>>26366586
We were also supposed to have sc reading on the next schedule but things change. When Mori's away I just figure nothing will happen and get happy if a stream reservation pops up.

>>26366999
>>26367009
I, too, remember when she canceled her karaoke with Mama Mori and her 2 day visit with Kiara.

>>26366722
Yeah, all the same stuff plus autographed art as a bonus.

>>26366911
Nobody left complaining is a menherabeat
Just shitposters trying to rile them up and failing

>>26366282
If I had a job I loved and was on cusp of making it big with a huge opportunity that depended on my performance and prep for it, I wouldn't take that prep time as an opportunity to travel around the world with my shitty college band getting drunk after performing at bars. I would go hard on preparing and keep myself healthy until after I finished...and then go get drunk with my pals and tour

>>26367089
So they were only "limited" because they wanted to sell unsigned copies before the signed ones, got it.

>>26367099
and that's why you are the square and she's the creative

>>26367099
Take it up with Cover and J-Chad then.

>>26367055
Hey, which one of those shorts was your favorite? I think I liked the scythe surfing one the most.

>>26367097
You can't call everyone shitposter just because you don't like what they are saying.

>>26367176
My favorite was the low-cut shorts so you could see Mori's stanky ass.

>>26367211
>posting
Check
>it's content is shit
Also check

>>26367099
I also get a kick out this part of the timeloop where you people just start blatantly insulting all of the work she clearly loves and feels equally passionate about by downplaying it with these retarded metaphors and pretend like she wouldn't hold back the urge to kick you in the mouth if you said it to her face.
All because you aren't getting your bottle.

>>26367226
It checks out

>>26367303
>All because you aren't getting your bottle
When are you going to realize it's drive-by shitposters that hear a Holo has a break coming up so they come to stir shit up?
They don't watch Mori, they never have

>>26367390
Missing Fauna distracts me from missing Ina

Donovan is a fucking hero

>>26367303
>she wouldn't hold back the urge to kick you in the mouth if you said it to her face.
She is free to try but I have a feeling that I would win that fight.

>"before going away for a little more business"
It's wording like this that she screws up a lot with these recent breaks. When she was getting her surgery and going on the stargazing trip, she was very explicit about the length.of the break. This wording leaves you thinking it may be a couple days like it was for the "Goodbye Doggy" tour in JP.

>>26367507
That's MISTER Donovan to you.

>>26367532
You're so cool

>>26367303
That "work" wouldn't exist without Mori, don't delude yourself because I'm pretty sure even she doesn't

So I do wonder how the Reaper family react to the horse carriage, spa dates and ferris wheel dinners.

>>26367532
Can you teach me how to be a badass like you? I also feel the urge to beat up anime girl livestreamers who provide me with countless hours of free entertainment.

>>26367605
No one said anything about that, retard

>>26367605
Nice pivot.

>>26367534
This. Being in a dark about how long the break is probably sucks who don't know what really is happening and even when you do know it is still not sure when she comes back.

>>26367617
>"she has to be a least bi"poster is Mama Mori

>>26367622
>I also feel the urge to beat up anime girl livestreamers who provide me with countless hours of free entertainment
You started this argument. I didn't bring up anything about beating up Mori.

>>26367863
Mama Mori is rimjob anon
Papa Reaper is /vtwbg/beat

>>26367863
>Mori's been reading us talking about her being a closet lesbian
>goes on another fancy spa date and a candlelit ferris wheel dinner with Kiara
She really has to be at least bi..

>>26367899
He said Mori kick you for saying that to her, and you had to be all badass on 4chan saying you would win a fight against her.
The point isn't the fight, it's that Mori would hate you for trying to control her.

>>26367899
Based overly literal autist

>>26368005
>papa reaper muttering at the dinner table
>"fucking meatniggers, I fucking hate those pieces of shit, should've genocided them when we had the goddamn chance.."

>>26368028
Seeing a friend get married has had Mori thinking about families recently. She has finally decided to stop ignoring women as an option.

>>26368105
Ganbatte

>>26368033
>it's that Mori would hate you for trying to control her
Maybe but too much freedom has been proven time and time again how much Mori sucks at using it.

>>26364176
It's called being a Massive faggot

>>26368105
Lesbeat ganbat..

>>26368105
Now's your chance, Lui.

https://twitter.com/VinjiVtuber/status/1537999706210828288

>>26368105
Lesbeat please, this isn't healthy.

>>26368105
I dig it.
Really wonder what kind of feelings she had towards the trip in Austria after attending a wedding lol

>>26368182
>Kiara chasing Mori with a bulging boner

>>26368218
You know, Mori may not be my type to date, but the idea of her becoming a nervous budding lesbian does some things for me

>>26367469
...I don't get it.

>>26367469
I MISS BOTH OF THEM

>>26368317

You fuckers sure went quiet all of a sudden. What happened?

>>26368633
:)

>>26368743
(:

>>26368633
I decided to listen to the ASMR again.

>>26368633
Prepping for another week without Mori after this coming one, but not being a douche about it. Will probably fill that week with overtime work days

>>26368858
You mean two weeks without Mori.

>>26368633
I've been listening to this on loop while I do some work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0x4hi2jABE

>>26368633
the antis all killed themselves

She's really going to dig herself another hole with no SC readings this week, I wonder if she plans on doing them for this upcoming one?

>>26368633
I'm playing League of Legends

What did she mean by this?
https://twitter.com/vince_yuki1026/status/1537752878336487424

>>26369125
Your Mori loves wrestlin

>>26369125
It's funny, she commented under Gura's VOD too.

>>26369125
I hate the way she's holding that drumstick so fucking much.

>>26369125
The leg drop into the raised legs is some tom & jerry shit I lol'd

I really hope Mori messed up on the twitter time and not the reservation time....

>>26368924
Do you think we are gonna get anything else in that two week break outside of mamamori stream(which could very not happen anyway)?

>>26369463
The tweet and her schedule both says 9 PM PDT, so I'd bet it's the reservation that's off.

>>26369740
Yea theres a full myth offcollab coming

>>26369809
With her schedule I doubt she has time for that.
Oh but you bet you can see her on stream with TT.

>>26369986
You are a very sad person.

>>26370045
Well yeah I am on 4chan.

>>26369986
You already posted this anon. No one cares about your oshis here.

Theres a dangerous line between healthy skepticism and just making yourself a miserable bastard.

>>26370147
>making
That happened long time ago.

>>26370147
This isn't even the only split with people screaming "SHE DOESN'T CARE" right now
If you ever see someone screeching about it, it's pretty safe to assume they're doing it to get a rise

>>26370147
I mean she failed most of the other times. It's pretty reasonable to expect no streams or maybe a single short 2 hour stream over 2 weeks.

>>26370375
The only thing that gives me hope is that she has managed to stream more successfully in America vs Europe. Not counting using Kiara’s setup.

https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1BRJjnQmmZeJw
Mori's sister is hosting a twitterspace

throwing caution to the wind: Hime Hajime is the secret guest

did i counterbalance it so that it won't happen?

Hey Deadbeats, check this out

I want Mori's vomit-covered Fake Type towel

>>26370597
>https://twitter.com/i/spaces/1BRJjnQmmZeJw
I thought it was Bae

So what is ASMR gaming? Is she going to lay the mic on her lap or rest her head on it as she plays?

>>26370716
We already know it's Mouse, anon

>>26368633
I'm watching a streamer play MGS4

>>26370728
HE'S HUGE

>>26370716
you're an idiot, we already know it's Mousey

>>26370751
this is maternal side, Bae is father's side

>>26370716
Secret quest at what?
You mean the IronMouse thing?

>>26370563
It's no coincidence that she's had more success streaming in US when she's with family. I think her other activities distract her too much to focus on prepping for a stream compared when she's not doing them

>>26358786
Alright so long and short of it: Mori lied to Cover when she applied for HoloEN, and has been lying to them and her audience since.

What have we known her to be since day one? The First Apprentice of the Grim Reaper. Fine and good, EXCEPT that's fucking bullshit. She is, in fact, the SECOND Apprentice of the Grim Reaper. The REAL First Apprentice was excommunicated and Mori is both complicit in the cover-up and guilty of withholding this information from her current employers and supporters.

Obviously the question is WHOMST'VE? Literally WHO is this mystery figure, this dark spot on the Timeline of Death? To know that, my associate and I did a little digging.

Charon, known amongst the ancient Greeks as the Ferryman of Hades, said to guide the newly deceased to the Underworld. What they don't tell you is that Charon wasn't always just a glorified WalMart greeter. Charon was a big fuckin' deal. In the earliest known Archaic Greek records, dating back to around the 6th century BC, Charon is referred to as a -harbinger- of death, not a ferryman. A harbinger, someone who foreshadows, death. In other words, a REAPER. We've ruled out the possibility of this being a reference to the Grim Reaper himself, Death-Sensei, after an extensive consultation with a panel of historians and scholars led by the esteemed Nanashi Mumei. Charon is by all accounts his own entity, and Charon is the first documented instance of a 'Reaper' that would serve under Death itself.

At a certain point Charon was removed from his post and reassigned to greeter duty. Why? Fuck if we know. BUT we can safely presume that it is at this point that Mori took his place, given her name first appears in records around the time Charon's title changes from harbinger to doorman. But what happened with Charon? Where'd he go? He seemingly disappeared along with the ancient Greeks. And that's exactly what Death-Sensei and Mori want you to fuckin' believe. We believe the fall of ancient Greece was a ploy orchestrated by them to cover-up Charon's full expulsion and expungement from the Annals of Death.

When we pressed Ms. Mumei with this theory we were STRONGLY advised to 'stop thinking', and subsequently stonewalled. The extent to which Ms. Mumei may or may not be involved in this is as of yet unknown.

HOWEVER, Charon's still around. We know who he is and 'where' he is. In fact, we've already met him.

Charon, to whom you must offer a coin as payment to gain entry to the Underworld.

C. Money.

Yeah. These days Charon goes by the name Calvin. Calvin Morrison. C-Man.

"But C-Man's from dimension 42069!?" Is what you're thinking. Yes, and I won't fault you for taking Mori's word at face value. But the woman who told you that is the same that had a hand in his banishment. After extensive consultation with field experts Amelia Watson and Tsukumo Sana, we've arrived at the conclusion that there is NO DIMENSION 42069. Mori lied. She lied to us about her title, and lied to us about C-Man.

Given this information and its implications, my associate and I believe it urges this community to FULLY reassess the stream and events that took place this past 1st of April. Painful though it may be we MUST set aside the matter of Mori's potential bondage fetish and focus on more pressing matters.

My associate Ms. Chris and I leave the ball now firmly in Mori's court. Its up to her to address this.

Mori Love.

>>26370756
>spoiler

>>26370880
>actually did it 5 hours later like he said
"Based."

Mori needs a Mobile Streaming setup.Someone needs to gift her a Streaming RV.

>>26370960
imagine the smell

>>26370880
>Implying the First Apprentice isn't Calliope Mori (the actual heir to Death-sensei's throne), Mori Calliope (A demon who pretends to be the former) replaced her.

>>26370880
So this is how the prophecized "Final Yab" has come to pass. I only hope Cover and UMG are merciful when they sue Mori for the damages she has caused their brand with this revelation.

>>26370880
Jaysus

>>26370880

>>26370227
I've seen the same shit word-for-word here posted in other splits. It's people who literally don't watch streams and prefer to live and breathe /vt/ like it's their personality.

>>26370880
Deadbeats... it's over...

>>26370880

>>26370880
the final yab

>>26371121
>>26371121
>>26371121

>>26370880
big if true

>>26370880
yeah, me.

takamori love

>>26370960
Streaming van would be better. Volkswagen sponsorship when?

>26371233
what exactly were you trying to do here

>>26371398
ignore the schizo searystocrat

that rrat was just Mori flexing her Fanfic making prowess.

That is my rrat.

>>26371503
Focus on writing the TTRPG finale, Mori...

>>26371503
mori posts her rape fics in /inf/

>>26371582
>AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
>the end

>>26371669
There was almost selfcest during the carnival arc

>>26371601
>Mori wrote some of the rapefics in this thread
>People kicked Mori out of her own thread
>Now she goes to /inf/ to get her fix of writing rapefics and messing with Kronii

>>26371582
Anyone else starting to lose hope on the finale ever happening? Mori should just come out and cancel it.

>>26371797
Honestly I don't think anyone will remember what they were doing, it's been over half a year. I just think it sucks that she fucking stopped when there was just one more session left.

I MISS MY MORI

rainforest...

>>26371797
What is the benefit to cancelling it? Freeing up the girls schedules? As it stands none of them are taking it into account. Moving on to CouncilRyS (And others maybe) Season 2? That won't happen for a while no matter what, and honestly I hope she takes some time to rethink the format if she really goes for that. Closure? I guess that works, but its a crappy closure only marginally better then letting it hang in eternal limbo.

I have faith in Mori wanting to continue it, and if she goes and asks the girls in a calm period which should be early july onward for everyone but her and for her after the sololive break, they'll be down for it. What COULD be a problem is that in theory the finale has to be much longer, and I could see them being reluctant with anything longer then three hours. How she deals with that, who knows.

>>26372014
>but its a crappy closure only marginally better then letting it hang in eternal limbo
Still a better solution in my opinion.

Anyone else starting to lose hope on Elder Scrolls 6 ever happening? Todd should just come out and cancel it.

Anyone else starting to lose hope on Half Life 3 ever happening? Gabe should just come out and cancel it.

>>26372014
>Calm period
>Hololive

Just a reminder that "Early July" means Kiara is going to be slammed with birthday prep. Then after that is about 2 weeks until Mori's sololive. So that would be Mori booking it both doing final rehearsals on top of getting a session together (might honestly need two, one to get everybody "back in" to the campaign and one to actually finish it). Unless you wait until after the Sololive and don't believe Mori when she says she is going to take an actual break afterward which means August at the earliest, and its not out of the question for Ame or the others to be swamped with plans for Myth Anniversary by that point. Point is Hololive is too busy to do something like TTRPG unless EVERY person participating makes it top priority in terms of scheduling.

Anyone else starting to lose hope on Railroad Tycoon 4 ever happening? Sid Meier should just come out and cancel it. Railroads! does not count

>>26372347
People still think HL3 is happening? Like the disappointment of it releasing will dwarf even Duke Nukem Forever.

>>26372359
Wasn't the last full Council collab for Sana's return from her long break? Getting full gens together is hard

Anyone else starting to lose hope on GTA 6 ever happening? Rockstar should just come out and cancel it.

>>26372359
>Myth Anniversary
am excited for this, maybe this will be the full myth 3d Japan trip?

>>26372435
Exactly my point, its sad that the only time whole gen collabs really happen regularly is near debut when they still really aren't comfortable with each other. It pretty much has to be milestone streams past a certain point.

>>26372359
Personally I'm hoping for a September finish for TTRPG at this point.

>>26372359
Maybe the TTRPG will be apart of Myth's anniversary plans, possible even have it be an off collab so no timezone issues.

>>26372544
I think CHaDcast is more likely to have an off collab before TTRPG

Anyone else starting to lose hope on her getting married and having a family ever happening? Mori should just come out.

>>26372544
>Myth 1st anniversary
>The impossible was made possible, an actual 3D collab that became highly emotional for everybody
>Myth 2nd anniversary
>Finishing a TTRPG campaign they haven't played in over a year

I don't think they would settle for something like that. Even if it doesn't break minds like the 1st Anniversary the TTRPG is too much on the back burner for everybody to make it the big event. Doubly so if its an off-collab because there are TONS of other stuff Myth wants to do in person together.

>>26372681
Not really, Mori and I are just counting down the days until we get married. A family will come relatively soon after that.

>>26372602
Myth will definitely off collab for the anniversary, and I don't see Bae getting out of Australia before then to have Chadcast off collab.
If Myth doesn't meet up for the anniversary then I have no idea what they're doing.

>>26372756
Well I said only apart of the plans, not the main thing. They'll meet up in September, do some off collabs like karaokes and 3d streams, and the TTRPG will only be a single stream during that time.

>>26372814
Honestly if they can't meet up in Japan after 2 years it's time to do an NA meetup. They should all be able to make it there.

>>26372359
vTuber birthdays should honestly not be a thing
release merch tied to actual events only, holy shit

>>26372359
I hope the myth offcollab rats are true. It's depressing to think Myth probably won't collab again until their anniversary. Where they will inevitably shill something...

>>26373016
I prefer doing it with birthdays than just releasing merch to celebrate numberfag achievements. In theory that means everybody gets a chance to celebrate and fans can financially plan around getting merch for who they like (but since holos like having all their birthdays around each other this becomes less so). It also gets screwy when vtubers like Gura and Kobo come into the picture and shoot past milestones like a rocket.

>>26373204
>Where they will inevitably shill something
The people who get hung up on this are so weird
So what? They're still together and having fun. The merch is secondary

>>26373325
It's not a huge deal, and I still enjoy the collabs regardless, but when they shill something almost every time they do a full gen collab it makes it seem like they're only collabing because management told them they had to in order to push whatever.

>>26373436
Anything that gets these five autists (love them all) torn apart by timezones together is worthwhile in my book.

Is the guest appearance gonna be on Amalee's or Iron Mouse's stream?

>>26373855
Amalee's Villain song is finally coming out on purpose

>>26373855
Guest appearance is IM, I think

>>26373919
Wait so is IM going to be on Mori's channel or Mori on IM's channel?

>>26373855
https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerYawningWrenchAMPEnergyCherry-mEU8KntHa2WeOTWZ

>>26373983
I assumed guest appearance was her going on whoever's it was

>>26373983
It's Mouse's talkshow segment so definitely her channel.