/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26357881
Please provide a detailed expose with timestamps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQYrpOVLIvM

For the best meme shark either side of the Mississippi

Gura love

reminder that this is gura's discord profile picture

Reminder that around meme review she was bashful about her love of farts. How far this fart shark has come.

I want Gura Dino Plushie so I can rub the tummy for real

I lost $50k on a margin call lets goooo

I'm excited for tomorrow. I wonder how long the call ins will be if she really did invite everyone and most, if not all, call in.

Gurass

>>26358324
I imagine most of the JP call ins will be short, of maybe some of them sent videos

/ggg/ is doing a collage with a bunch of shrimps for Gura's birthday!
>You can use Gura's template (see attached image), or draw your own shrimp
>Transparent background is preferable for obvious reasons, but not absolutely necessary
>Just reply to one of these anchorposts to have your shrimp included

The deadline for having your shrimp included is June 19, 6PM JST (around 5AM on Sunday for EST).

An anon made a background in Blender and provided the source file for editing it:
>>26094260
>>26104107

The deadline is coming up quick! I can take submissions up to the deadline but can't ensure that if your shrimp will be included in the picture/folder/assets forwarded to lagtrain anon if you wait until after it has passed.

>>26358492
personally, I think videos are better than call-ins. With a video, the birthday girl doesn't need to think about responding or of what to say next, they just have to ride out their emotions.

It's Gura birthday today. Barb is gonna pound that little cunny to tonight and get Gura's cunny cream on his dick. Lucky bastard

>>26358597
First off:
1. yeah, me
Second off:
2. why are you calling me "barb"?

>>26358544
So how is lagtrainbud going to make sure she sees this? SC? Get DuDuL to retweet it?

>>26358706
Pretty sure he's going to put it in the video with a HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURA message as an ending card.

She is asking to get fucked in her little butthole. Why is she such a tease?

>>26358761
She isn't a tease, she is explicit on what she likes and wants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl5HRmbOlZc it gooba

>>26358313
i'm down 30k on an altcoin lol

It's insane how much this girl has got me by the balls.
I don't think I've actually loved anyone before, but I assume the feelings I have are close to it.
I don't like it! This sense of longing I hate it! TAKE ME BACK MY DARKNESS, KEEP ME BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF HOW THINGS COULD BE BETTER. I WAS FINE BEFORE.

>>26358358
based gurass poster

>>26358936
this is definitely serious average down season, anyone selling now is gonna be cryin' in a year or two or we'll just lose all our money instead lol

>>26359031
Selling now is probably a good idea, just buy back in 6-10 months.

>>26358558
I like videos because they can get a little more creative than an awkward quick chat that amounts to "we should collab!". Then again you can get things like spinning the batsu wheel and cute stories with call ins. In the end as long as it's not a voice message from the back of a taxi I'm happy.

>>26359031
It's a good time to buy thats for sure, i just got taught why you never bet on the futures market or do leverage.

Kinda sad Gura dismissed playing the Quarry, it's a no gameplay game full of retarded characters and circumstances she can mock. Its honestly perfect

>>26358918
Nostalgia...
I remembered that stream when i was still hololive casual. And now i'm in love with anime shark...ugh...

>>26359209
It's not at the bottom yet. Also yes, never leverage.

>>26358918
Still one of my favorite pieces of Gura art, she just looks so cute here.

Greetings from the /vt/ worldbuilding thread
We are currently needing Chumbuds to represent /ggg/.
If you're a long time /ggg/fag, preferably up until its founding, and know everything about your general's culture and its relationship with other generals, then please come over to >>26346314 pronto.
We badly need /ggg/ lore

>>26359409
>We badly need /ggg/ lore
no you don't

>>26359211
She clearly was interested in the multiplayer part which won't come until later.

>>26359409
You retards should just accept that the sea belongs to /ggg/ and be done with it. Don't give us land, the sea is all we need

>>26359409
our nuclear submarine is melting down

>>26358059
It all started on May 12th during her Drunkn Bar Fight collab with Ame. She was laughing and enjoying giving us fanservice despite all the technical difficulties.
https://youtu.be/REYIKl0KZwo?t=3835
This was well after Valentine's Day and seems to have marked the beginning of a new affection arc for chumbies which would only intensify.

>>26359409
There is no lore. Just a whole lot of bait, shitposting and hornyposting.

>>26359031
honestly, though crypto is in uncharted waters now, it kinda looks like the dotcom bubble. I bet alot of shitcoins are going to die while stable more stable coins stabilise.

>>26359640
That's why, /ggg/ is like the sea, the ocean.

>>26359409
Didn't you guys already decide we're basically India? And it's deserved honestly, we do have some real street shitters that basically just contribute nothing but annoyance here. Also, we do a lot of hornyposting.

>>26359638
>we'll let chat decide
>slight butt wiggle
I love her

Anyone else love Gura?

>>26359409
We are lovely community! That always told we love our oshi everyday!
Well...for the chumbuds that have legs at least.

>>26359873
kek

Gura needs to do a 3D stream doing excercises, yoga or something like that already
i wanna see her child ass and she wants to show me her child ass, i dunno what's stopping her

>>26359640
>>26359698
>Just a whole lot of bait, shitposting and hornyposting
>Also, we do a lot of hornyposting
Exactly what we want! Just convert that into some cultural tradition

>>26359843
I HATE GURA

>>26359645
Just buy some Bitcoin, move it to a hard wallet and forget about it. I wish it wasn't treated like tech stocks but here we are, everything going down.

>>26359209
i'm staying out of the market until inflation stops rising. we're likely going into a recession if not already. i'm just looking for an alternative way to invest now.
>>26359645
i went through crypto crashing in 2018, pretty much all but the legitimate projects get wiped out, but if you held the legit projects through to the recent craze you still would've made a killing. most people don't make money simply because they can't walk away and wait

>>26359955
Jesus christ! Shut up anti!

>>26359922
Tradition goes as follows, one chumbie initiates with a question:
>Doesn't Gura look like a child?
Followed by avalanche of replies:
>TuT
>UOH!
>Yes, she's perfect!
>[Gura lewds]

I love Gawr Gura!

>>26359955
Okay Gawr, do not talk about your sister like that! Shame on you!

>>26360059
Speculative assets are the first to go when recession is coming.
I wouldn't be surprised if tether finally bites the dust soon and causes crypto to lose another 90% of its value

>>26358755
Don't count on it

programmer buds where u at. i wanna coode but i cant stop thinking of gura

look at this thing!!

>>26360277
Yeah, i see. I'm buying non-perishables now to keep me and my family going but still, it's depressing how the economy is going to shit, not only in the US but also other countries.

>>26360726
I want to cuddle and pet it, and set it down and watch it cutely try to maneuver around my house!

Pro tip to investorbuds, watch this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wsq-9E_xlU
He's a nuclear physics PhD and long time crypto investor. He talks about the entire economic environment, not just crypto.

>>26360987
are you the original kaijiposter from /biz/?

>>26360727
Yeah, things are falling apart and I'm just coping by pretending Gura wants to marry me.

>>26361460
No lol

>>26361496
I'm glad you understand that she wants to marry me.

>>26360727
>it's depressing how the economy is going to shit, not only in the US but also other countries.
this is why I always laugh at blackpill threads saying shit like "American empire is falling lmao". Like nigga, global economy, europe and china are reliant on things being sold to the usa, something bad happens to china we can transition to producing everything in practically any SEAsian country, usa goes down the entire system the rest of the world relies upon goes down along with vital food infrastructure.

Is goobers?

>>26361650
I thought it was common knowledge that the world economy tanks whenever the US economy does.

>>26358544
sure why not

>>26361717
Nyo

>>26361717
I kinda am

>>26358544
Here you go, buddy. Thanks for doing this.

GURA'S WISH ISN'T EVEN DONE YET

>>26361725
some people really like to act like it isn't, probably alot of shills, but some people, particularly west and northern euros, really get off on the idea of America suffering and collapsing as global superpower. It seems like a primal, inner chimp mode desire to see others suffer.

>>26361997
what, the nendo?

>>26362033
I hate that this is technically correct, but that is not what Kiara just implied.

>>26362079
What did she say?

>>26358597

>>26362034
Euro propaganda almost entirely revolves around "we're better than those dirty Americans" for ages. If the world goes down the toilet, they will just claim it's hitting the US harder than them and that will keep the peasantry happy and in line.

Did that Gura statue from HoloFes get bought for charity or will we hear about it now at the birthday stream?

>>26361941
nice PTSD expression

Relax, Gura is alive and she loves you.

>>26362270
proof?

>>26362251
It's from Gura half eating me. I wanted to be fully eaten.

>>26362270
That's me in that webm btw. She loves me the most

I kind of really hate that we learn more about Gura from fucking Kiara then from Gura herself

>>26362311
i simply ignore those claims. if there's something gura needs me to know she will tell me.

>>26362311
what did bird say

>>26362425
She said nothing other than that Gura's gift has been in the works for a long time and that she's getting milestones faster than Cover can keep up with.

>>26361496
why is she on time-out :(

>>26362523
She's not, she's sniffing the ants on the wall.

>>26358544
Gura is getting her favorite thing for her birthday...ME!!!

>>26362555
she probably eats some too, to see how they taste

>>26362311
Kiara leaks a lot of stuff, she's nice to have around for the more intense fans.

>>26362311
Gura has already told us she won't tell us about projects until they are done because she doesn't want to disappoint us by having them cancelled/change/be delayed.
So just be patient. She tells us she works on stuff off stream constantly, including having to cancel a stream yesterday for it. She's very busy, has a lot in the works, and will tell us about it when its ready so just be patient and wait for her.

>>26362503
i remember back in 2020 gura put celebration streams on schedules a couple of times without saying what she was celebrating. in retrospect i'm pretty sure these were the equivalent of "n × 10^5 subscriber" celebrations but there was just no way to predict what the count was going to be by the time the stream came around. probably why she immediately gave up on the idea of getting a blåhaj for every 100k, too.

>almost a whole year to make one outfit
this shenglong is pretty fucking slow, i wonder what Gura asked for

>>26362687
Such as her marriage proposal to chumbies.

>>26362750
You mean you didn't get yours already? Oof sorry you had to find out you didn't make the cut like this..

One of Gura's wishes was a VR Touch set-up so she can show her passionate love to Chumbies physically.

>stream canceled
>no tweets or likes since the 16th
This must be karma. I never once told her how much I love her, not even as a gray. I always thought it bothers her because so many people say they love her in chat that at this point in time to her ears it all must sound like a mosquito's wing flap.

Maybe if she knew she is more loved than what she thought she would've spent her birthday with her fans instead of looking for social interaction who knows where outside of the hololive circles, maybe she would've felt a deeper attachment to her shrimps, maybe she would've kept us a little deeper in her heart.

She has a social life outside of hololive and the realization kills me inside. She is a human being after all and I love her entirely as she is but she doesn't know and the distance just keeps increasing, she will never believe there's shrimps who love her as in aishiteru and not just as in suki, she will never believe it because at this point in time she is too numb to a fan's affection.

Gura if you happen to browse /ggg/ even on this special day know that there's people who love you from the bottom of their heart and they miss you a lot.

considering the amount of time I'm really starting to believe she asked for something animation related

>>26363024
She mentioned asking to do a song with some guy, but they couldn't get him. I assume that was one of the wishes and she may have had to change it.

>>26362998
I can't wait for the gura VR gangbang stream for T4 members

>>26363112
She's going to line us up for pegging.

>>26363094
>some guy

>>26363078
Forever my favorite stream opening

Gawr Gura is a fart shark

>>26363078
Please Gura, another dino karaoke

>>26363094
timestamp?

>>26363256
>gura
>repeating a gimmick stream
Never ever ever.

>>26363162
I forgot who, old japanese guy who did some other songs.

>>26363248
oh yeah it's fart time baby

>>26363306
don't disrespect Tatsuki Yamamoto like that

>>26363248
>>26363338
gura is NOT a fart shark

>>26363379
meds

>>26363290
We got more than one ASMR stream, those are gimmicks.

>>26363162
The guy who sang Ride on Time.

>>26363392

>>26363368
I'm sorry, I'm bad at remembering famous peoples' names.

>>26363368
Isn't that also the winner of WWE Myth Night 2k22? So talented

>>26362288
Why do you need proof?

>>26363422
Wrong, she had a different gimmick for each soft talking and ASMR stream. Borgar, practice, ear cleaning, humming, candy eating. She's already said she's not going to do ear cleaning again.

What's your most Gosling friendly soundpost? here is mine.

>>26363537
Ok fine, TempGura karaoke then.

>>26358083
>feet
checks out

>>26358083
Gura probably masturbated to this picture before adding it as her pfp. She only uses pics that she cums the hardest too

>>26363422
those are not gimmicks, they are expressions of love.

>>26363622
Gura hates repeating expressions of love too. It's why she gives them so rarely.

>>26363548
Probably this one, gets me every time

>>26362176
People here in Austria watch Hollywood movies and the news and think this is what the US actually is like. What's hilarious is that they continue to consume and enjoy the products of the culture they hate so much. I bet it's a similar situation in most other European countries, except maybe the eastern ones. Maybe it's different in Britain too, because they don't have to rely on translations.

>>26363617
Wouldn't that be this one?

>>26359918
T o T

>>26363569

>>26363664
She can't use that for a discord profile though. She's got to be at least a little subtle.

>>26361717
Yes

>>26363649
Except succs, she likes giving us those enough to repeat it.

>>26358324
I predict a lot of tears. Happy ones.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>26363791
Those aren't expressions of love. She just likes seeing GuraMM

>>26363871
They are the purest expression of love!

Buds I slept all day when I wanted to be productive today Let's go?

which JPs will call in to ghombus's birthday totsu?

If only I could see what you're up to right now... If only I could be a fly on your wall, Gura... It's killing me inside

btw it's father's day tomorrow
What do you think she did for papa shark?

>>26364294
Nothing. It's a scam holiday.

>>26364347
You're a scam holiday.

>>26364347
What do you mean? dads need love too.

What are the odds Gura has thought about us today beyond work related reasons?

>>26362249
I don't think there was ever any news on it, just like we haven't heard anything about the 1/7 scale figures too and the PuP figures

>>26364294
She never told us anything about it so lies!

>>26364590
She has been stressing out about her marriage proposal to us.

>>26364590
0
Nil
None

>>26364601
>and the PuP figures

>>26364590
She tries not to think about us on off days. But there's no way she doesn't.

I forgot I made this a soundpost

>>26358544

>>26364590
She thinks about me every single day

>>26363651

>>26363548
Most of the soundposts I have that make me gosling are just her singing. I think this is a pretty good one if I remember right though

i think gura uses a pacifier

>>26364590
None. It's her birthday. She's happy to not have to stream to the fat chumbuds

Aww, what a nice hugbox

>>26358544
I hope gura sees it

>>26365047
Same desu. Her singing voice is a miracle of the universe and the fruit of her hard days of training.

>>26365155
you're saying you WANT to be bullied?

Shark activity in my dms ^-^

>>26365228
Yeah, me.

>>26365228

>>26364590
she's talked about talking to 'chat' about things at random times like in the shower and then getting confused about whether she already told us something

>>26365298
Gura should take us to the shower with her so she can talk to us.

>>26365298
There are definitely stories that we have never heard because she thought she already told them to us

wasn't there an ESL saying he was gonna drop a bomb on twitter about gura on the 18th? what happened?

>>26365375
It turned out that Gura was planning to marry Chumbies all along.

>>26365298
If she wants to talk more I'd gladly accept a daily chat stream. What's stopping her? management would appreciate and I'd be happy too.

>>26365375
The bomb was that Gura is getting married to me.

>>26365375
>he believed

>>26365375
It was a mad tranny trying to scare the schizos away thinking they would feel threatened about Gura finding out about /ggg/ while it's been proven before that she's /here/ and knows us well. He's the worst schizo.

>>26365434
Some fag will hate on it and she'll never do it again because we can't have nice things.

>>26365458
are you telling me ESL antis lie?

>>26358197
I am still praying for Dino gura plushie

>>26365546
It's going to be an ebi plushie and you're going to like it.

>>26365531
>he doesn't know
There's a lot of falseflagging to make the chumbies look like rabid schizos.

>>26365434
Because she worries about what to say or always feels like she runs out of things to say. Even when chat gives her good topics she doesn't have the biggest social battery so at some point she just needs to rest from it.

>>26365434
She doesn't have the energy to talk that much.

>>26365359
She also regularly forgets if she said something for the members or for everyone. What a dork.

T u T
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99145214

>>26365178
Ever since she switched to Karafun she's had a lot of trouble getting the audio levels balanced right.

>>26363078
I miss this opening, it gave my eyes a seizure but it was cute

>>26362503
What I'd like to know is whether these 1M gifts apply to every 1M, or just the first one. Like, Fubuki got her Arknights outfit for hitting 1M on Bilibili, but did she get anything for hitting 1M on Youtube?

>>26365704
Hurry up and get to 1 million tiktokoids Gura, you've got a 1 million gift to receive

>>26365593
How about a Meme Review corner? like Coco did but less cringe. I don't even use leddit but I think she will have a lot of fan doing that.

>>26365750
Did you watch the last meme review she did?

>>26365745
when is she going to hit 1m on bilibili? vox hit 1m there in days.

>>26365750
I mean a lot of fun* and it makes her fanbase more active with oc and on social media.

>>26365801
I did not tbqh but I remember many of her reviews going viral and being pretty fun.

>>26365750
Won't happen because it would get stale too fast and Gura knows it. part of the charm for coco was brining guests on and explaining things to them, Gura couldn't do that. Then they are limited with what they can show on stream for copyright reasons so the material would get stale extremely quickly

Every day I pray for copyright to be destroyed and Gura to be unleashed to her full meme power level.

>>26365745
Which will be nude 3D model so she can wrestle with chumbies like in her WWE game.

>>26365823
>copyright
She can do unarchived chat streams like she does karaoke.
There's a lot of things she can do in chat streams, even a simple recipe review while she's cooking or eating would be nice.

>>26365921
you know they still technically have limitations to their unarchived karaoke streams too right? I know Gura rides the line but unarchived isn't just a get out of jail free card

Sex with Gura. T u T

>>26365921
You're asking more of Gura than she's willing to give again. Stop that.

>>26365977
proof?

Im going to the store buds, you guys want anything?

>>26365974
Memes cannot possibly be worse than copyrighted songs. It's just still images.

unarchived fart review stream

>>26365985
>wants to talk to her chumbies so much that she talks to herself in the shower
>not willing

>>26365977
soon

>>26366050
shower stream when

>>26365998
candy!!

>>26366050
>makes herself naked in WWE for chumbies
>not willing

>>26365998
I'm out of chicken tendies...

>>26366085
Now THAT would be hella fun.

>today I set the water to 40°
>somehow it still comes out hotter than that ugh
>if I add more cold water it turns too cold
>oh shoot I dropped the soap
>there's soap all over my toes
>what do I do chumbies...

>>26366050
Yes, not willing. She's very reluctant to do cooking related ideas and has the stupid idea that she needs to do handcam for it to be interesting.

>>26364347
I don't know why you'd say that, but it sounds like you have something wrong with my daughter.

>>26366116
i think it was more for comedy. just a naked gura out of nowhere with no warning. the uoh posters were satisfied in the process

>>26366200
i would so much rather hear the cooking in stereo than see it on a camera

>>26363248
has gura commented on being called a fart shark

>>26366200
>needs to do handcam
why do you think she thinks so? considering Salami's recent good results there's no reason to force herself to do handcam.

What if goop goop pooped and died?

what if we don't get dino plushie?

>>26366342
0% possibility you swine

>>26365998
Buy me a shotgun so I can paint my walls red

>>26366324
She likes to force herself to do things for the sake of doing them a lot. That's why we get most special streams at all.

>>26366342
Be the change you want to see. Do it yourself and post on #gwart. I'm sure she'll love it.

>>26366420
>#gwart
#gawrt*

>>26366471
#fart

>>26366264
same desu

>>26366515
#shark

#fawrt

Does gura like honey?

>>26366342
we won't. It's barely referenced outside of here

>>26366548
stinky

>>26366555
Yeah, Mike's

>>26366555
She likes making cakes. The chances she used honey in her cakes are high.

>>26366533
#NOT

>>26366599
fauna and gura offcollab baking

>>26366401
She is not actually being forced, people are just being a bit too whiteknighty. Then they start doing weird stuff like telling Gura they don't want the stream because they think she doesn't want to do it.

>>26365998
My dad, he still hasn't come back from geting cigarettes.

>>26366632
I don't follow Fauna. Is she American too?

I am looking forward to the totsu but I am also afraid of cringe because of language barrier

>>26366671
yes

>>26366702
It'll be okay Gura

>>26366655
>they start doing weird stuff like telling Gura they don't want the stream
Cringe. Do they realize Gura takes it as negative feedback and gets demoralized? I never notice because I always keep chat closed but this is retarded.

>>26366702
Embrace the cringe. It's the best part, especially with Gura, cringe only amplifies her cuteness.

>>26362703
>she immediately gave up on the idea of getting a blåhaj for every 100k
wrong she has a massive 40 blåhaj strong cuddle pit

I'm forcing Gura to stream in my mouth.

>>26366702

>>26366702
A little cringe is good for you, it'll help you grow some hair on your chest. It'll keep the gay away, you don't want to end up like gay schizo right?

>>26366655
You're crazy if you think she wanted to eat a burger on stream. She does force herself to do a lot of things, and that's one of her more admirable traits.

gura farts
sharts in mart
gura farts and sharts like blart
sharky makes abstract art with farts
little tarts from sharkbutt sharts
farting splits her cheeks apart

GURAH
STREAM MORE please.

>>26366742
It's probably why she's scared to play Iron Lung and suggested Ame stream it instead. Chumbuds overreact to her ever being frustrated by a game.

>>26366632
>baking offcolab
well you're partly right as I just put a bun in both their ovens

>>26366702
Part of me is hopefully she's got an elaborate setup planned like she did for WWE, the fact that she split them out to a separate stream already shows she's going all in on it

Love you Gura

you guys ever wonder if she's just curled up in bed at the moment, dreading the next to days because she practicing a lot and its a make it or break it moment and you dont know if some random bullshit will come up and ruin thing like some technical issues or her own mistakes coming up or stuff like that then the chumbies will be disappointed or maybe even laugh at her

>>26366972
That's like saying she forces herself to get out of bed in the morning. She does want to do it, even if it's challenging herself to.

>>26367020
Nah she's just having sex with me

>>26367032
>That's like saying she forces herself to get out of bed in the morning.
She is. I'm glad we could clear this up.

>>26358544

I want to flood Guras womb with my goom.

I want Gura to do a karaoke where she sings only other hololive songs
Especially the ones she isn't well suited for

>>26367057
You're a nutjob.

>>26367020
Yeah, no.

>>26367088
You don't understand a common English phrase.

how likely is it that goomba is actually autistic

Will gura ever love someone?
She has all that money but no one that she can share it with. So sad.

>>26367152
She has me, her husband actually.

>>26367152
She has two parents and a little brother so it's fine.
That's how I spend my money too, family.

>>26367133
You're fucking insane, bro. The way you think is insane, saying people don't want to do anything challenging. Kindly kill yourself.

>>26367135
She'll be sniffing ants until her dying breath.

the best feeling is when gura says hi
the worst feeling is when gura says bye

>>26367020
She's going through a conflictual phase, she feels like she's not being loved enough by her fans and that's why she ditched us for yesterday and today, she's mad about that but now she's going mental thinking about the canceled stream because she's already streaming less than last year and about the fans that love her a lot but she will most likely start growing distant to the point where stuff like this won't bother her anymore and she'll go full lazy mode streaming less and less every month until something in her life happens and she completely stops caring about us.

I may be a doomer but this is the vibe I get from her recent streams.

>>26367225
I know what you mean, but I love her byes. A lot of the time I can't help but feel happy for hours after her stream just cause of how nice they are.

Gura has canceraids

>>26367225
I fucking love when she says bye. She's got the best bye in Hololive and it always makes me happy to hear it

>>26367294
time for meds schizo

>>26367294
>>26367331
nice cooldown

>>26367331
>t. the actually diagnosed schizo
You'll see soon. Don't need to believe what I write.

>>26367152
I mean, she's probably a social butterfly at this point just from all the people she works with in Hololive.

>>26367313
This is true

>>26367152
She has many friends and one of them will be the ungrateful lucky bastard.

>>26367381
Okay, I'm not sure about that. She'd be doing more ID and JP collabs if that were the case.

>>26367391
I love how long her bye's are. Like she really doesn't want to leave us..

>>26367294
True, she wants to be loved by chumbies a lot more. cybersex stream soon.

>>26358544
Hope this is good enough

>>26367497
what is that supposed to be?

>>26367521
wrinkly

>>26367313
It was funny when she was talking about how she needs a signing off phrase and everyone said how much they liked her many byes.

>>26367521
Chewed gum?
The monster from Inside?

>>26367521
squishy bwain

>>26367443
She's playing games offstream with other Holos and managers, like final fantasy a while ago, so they socialize a lot without doing collabs.

>>26367308
The thought always haunts me. I witnessed someone die from cancer in less than a year and they did indeed go through cancer-related AIDS too. If Gura is sick I hope she will let us know, I want to support her with all I can, at least she can get the best medicines and treatments to live a few years longer.

>>26367002
why would they each have their own ovens?

>>26367521
molted recently

>>26367497
big brain shrimp

God I slove her.

>>26367815
Did you just call Gura a slout.

>>26367853
what's a slout

>11 ENs
>dead hours
EN3 when?

>>26367875
a lazy person of bad bathing habits

>>26367913
oh, gura. my stinky fart shart

>>26367294
ok cripple calm down

>>26367888
We already got EN3, they just didn't stream their debut.

>>26367705
I think it's time to take a nap bud

>>26368003
I woke up like 2 hours ago.

i wonder if she had to split the birthday streams because of whatever went wrong with her plans

I hope Gura is having a good day today

>>26368113
She's just being unmotivated.

Oh good, Cows is streaming and Barbie is playing DBD. Should be easy to tell if he's in a call with Gura for her birthday by if he does or doesn't join Cows.

>>26368114
Because today will be her last

Gura is NOT a fart shark.

>>26368263
What are you doing to dino Gura!??!?!

There's been an uptick in fart posting lately. I have to kindly ask you all to ease up on the wind breaking.

>>26368302
guras farts are pungent and one toot from between her shark cheeks can kill over 1000 chumbies

>>26368364
But I farted for you!

I've noticed that in general Gura has been doing a lot more potty humor lately, especially pee mentions. I wonder what initiated this change? Less worried about it?

>>26368419
Gura's been holding her pee too long and she got a UTI.

gura is a braphog

>>26368419
It's not a new change. She's been pushing her boundaries the entire time she's been in Hololive.

hugbox. worse than reddit

>>26368419
gura is a pissgirl

>>26368419
She's always made jokes like that. Its cheap humour that always makes her laugh

Is Gura a pee shark?

>>26368419
She thought people hated peepeepoopoo humor, but then she realized cumbuds are extremely horny for her and her lemonade, and those are her favorite kinds of fans.

>>26368525
Don't wanna trigger the cucks too much. Keep it under the radar.

>>26358019
this thread is 4 hours old but you can literally see her pussy what the fuck

>>26368419
apparently this soundpost file didn't save properly, guess I'll delete it so someone can post the working one if they have it

>>26368673
It's canon Gura lore that she wrestles while completely naked

>>26368603
yes

Happy 24th Gura

>>26368682
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try that

>>26368673
That's her wrestling costume.

>>26368673
Look closer. She has on clothes. Hence why you don't see nipples. It's just cameltoe

>>26368747
yep, that worked, thanks

>she'll never fuck you, simp
Shut up, she's getting the KU-100.

>>26368731
haha I wish I was still in my early 20s

gura is always at peak hydration, stop posting pics where her pee is yellow

>>26368949
https://files.catbox.moe/1jvl96.jpg

>>26368949
I like how she described her pee to us that one time, she always keeps us informed about her body.

>>26369000
>it's basically just water

>>26368981
Why haven't I seen this before.

>>26369000
Why is she hanging out with Nacho's alien thing?

>>26368949
Gura's hydration is a sine wave and I guarantee she's at a nadir with all the stress she's been under lately.

>>26369102
idk, I can't stop staring way back at her feet.

>>26358544
Can you post the mega link later so that I can work on it?

Gawr Gura is the cutest girl ever and I love her so much! She's so perfect and I can't get enough of her!

>>26362998
Something like that exists? both persons would need to wear the hardware though and she has too many fans, how would she choose who to invite for touchy-touchy? vrchat room?

>>26369102

>>26369211
It would be a con thing. Hope you like raffles.

>>26368981
The purest source of water.

>>26369269
Totally not rigged.

>>26369023
>it's basically just water, so drink up chumbie

It's honestly incredible how young some of these "people" think she is

>>26369365
What?

>>26369211
She'll set us up to all use the same stationary body that she touches all over. Afterward, she has us control thousands of little ebis and lets us crawl all over her.

>>26369365
She's 12.

>>26369174
Sure, I'll make a mega and post the link.
If we each do our own version of the image, you can just pick whichever one you like better.

I'm just here to love Gura.

>>26369409
Her favorite number is 11, which is her age. How cute!

i really really really love gura

>>26369409
so... young...

>>26369365
I find it funny how there's like 2 completely different personas, one real one completely pulled out of someones ass, that doxxers use as bait for her.

>Barbie still online in DBD
>Still hasn't joined Cows on his DBD survivor stream
100% in VC with Gura

>>26369423
you are in luck, because gura loves all her chumbies equally and unconditionally

>>26369365
>t. 2view hag

>>26369475
No he's in VC with me actually

>>26369477
That's true. Supposedly she's going ask all the chumbies to marry her soon, too.

>>26369362
>Don't you want to taste my river?

There's homos in here unironically stalking another man. Fucking kek

>>26369475
I find it funny how you will spend your time watching someone I know you don’t find entertaining for hours on end just to then spend your time posting drivel in a thread for a vtuber you hate for hours on end

She's really great bros

>>26369481
Gura is a hag you faggot and if you dislike that than you aren't a chumbud
Hag cunny is the best.

I miss her so much

>>26369475
>Today of all days he's playing DBD
this doesn't help you at all

>>26369651
just because she's 9000 years old doesn't mean she's a hag. she has to look like a hag to be one

GURA
GUR
GU
G
GU
GUR
GURA

>>26369626
God she’s pretty

based meido taking out the trash

>>26369475
>banned from cs;go in 2016 for hacking
What a pathetic faggot. I can't believe Gura chose this guy, there must be some deep shit going on irl for her to fall with a poser like this unless she's more superficial than I thought (he got a nice face gotta admit).

>>26369769
Imagine defending someone who is literally trying to steal your oshi holy shit you deserve the r/cuckold award of the year.

wait...you guys DO realize that gura is in loving committed long term relationship with me, right?

>>26369626
I want to top her so badly.

>>26369680
At this point I think he just gaslit himself into seeing things. Sad, really.

>>26368807