/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Gura cute Gura cute!

I love our oshi

Friendly reminder to ignore the schizos and love your oshi

Sometimes I imagine bashing the schizo's skull in with a baseball bat. That instantly calms me down, it's very therapeutic.

>>26328559
Thanks Fauna.

Fauna's ASMR is really good, but it is kinda clinical, and very professional, very good for tingles, but it's not as intimate as Gura's. Like it's not boner inducing, nor does it induce that warm feeling in the tummy of being loved. It lacks the gentle teasing, and Gura roleplaying that she's in control. Fauna doesn't really do stuff like ear licking, ear biting, maybe a kiss hear and there. If they both took inspiration from each other's ASMR's they'd be fuckin ASMR superstars. Would gura's ASMR (the 3dio one) be GFE? I don't think so, it's something far more subtle than that. Yet it makes me feel that Gura would be quite the lover.

For this year's Oceanside stream, Gura will have sex on the beach with her chumbies!

>>26328679
if you really want to taste GFE asmr, try Okayu. those are great

anyone got that unarchived stream yesterday? wasnt able to catch it on time

imagine hugging gura
i wonder how soft her hoodie feels

>>26328559
I do too. But sometimes I really, really wish I didn't.

>>26328842
>>26254885

>>26328871
why

where the fucking grug at

>>26328813
pee
>>26328842
try usual place

I'm this close to fapping to her valnetines candy eating asmr again. Should I do it?

https://twitter.com/ese_ARU/status/1538021188739293187

>>26328807
i can't speak moonrunes. life is suffering. Not knowing japanese filters me from so much good ASMR. Like all that awesome intrauterine stuff etc. Like i'm doin my reps just like everyone else, but i fell I'm never gonna get a grasp on this accursed fucking language. Still can't build a basic sentance, still get lost in the lack of context in their language, it's kinda primitive yet needlessly complex and frustrates me to no end.

>>26329001
jesas

>>26329001
beat me to it kek

>>26328929
Yes, you should enjoy it as much as possible before the cybersex stream.

>>26328929
Yes. I fapped to her brushing her hair and scratching her arm skin today. Give it a couple weeks and I'll be able to beat it to the candy eating again, once it's fresh again.

>>26329001
Oh yes oh yes oh yes.

>>26329001
maid outfit ruined it
who the fuck likes it?

>>26329405
i like it!

>>26329405
Faggot

>>26329405
wasn't looking at the outfit. kek.

>>26329405
me

Gurass

>>26329405
Me

>>26329405
GURA likes it

>>26329473
based gurass poster

Imagine kissing Gura. Like just kissing her. For hours. Tongue in her mouth, hers in you mouth. Sharing saliva. Her hands holding you, the taste of her breath, her soft moist lips. Her little giggles and huhaha's as you kiss. Her leaning in for more, not letting you come up for air. I want to suffocate in her mouth.

>>26329473

>>26329695
This fucking Atlantean is abusing her superior body to kill me

>>26329695
My poor kokoro....

gura panty

>>26329001
Oh yeah, I like what I see.

I think if I got to kiss Gura my life would be complete

>>26329695
God I loved her recent kisses.

https://twitter.com/ese_ARU/status/1538021188739293187
https://twitter.com/ese_ARU/status/1538021188739293187
https://twitter.com/ese_ARU/status/1538021188739293187

I'm in love with Gura!

>>26330539
Same desu

>>26329695

>>26330464
wow! and it doesn't have the emojis on their nipples and pussies! i can see everything!!

>marrying the chumbies
>cybersexing us
>kissing us for hours
Wow, Gura's really going to do all that?

>>26330739
Yes

>>26330739
She just posted it in tier 3

>>26330956
Okay, I like these new rrats, keep it up.

>>26330739
>even hirotaka is drawing bridal art for Gura
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99059983
holy shit it's all coming together

>>26331161
Did her proposal plans get leaked?

>>26330979
Sharkdreams

>>26329463
Same, for me it was those delicious nipples

>>26329405
me

I love Gura and I want her to cybersex me with a VR-connected onahole

>>26331594
Perhaps that's part of the birthday merch that she designed herself.

https://twitter.com/ese_ARU/status/1538021188739293187

>>26329695
>Imagine kissing Gura. Like just kissing her. For hours
No thanks, I have other things to do.

I'd breathe saltwater for her.

>>26331785
wow... they look really young... and they're naked...

>>26331844
Like cook her dinner, make her lunch, bring her breakfast in bed, help her shower, brush her hair, take her out on picnics and dates, give her gifts, make her smile, make her happy. I'm a busy man! No time for kisses!

>>26329405
Why are you a gay?

>>26329473
>>26329730
>>26329872
>>26329001
rubrubrubrubrub

>tfw waiting for gura

>Reminder: Whenever you feel stressed, or the world around you is too loud, I want you to come back to this right here. And remember, that you are kind, loved, and cared for. And whenever you need company, know that I'll be here for you.
She cares for us
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=1944

Sometimes I think

>>26332083
stop that

gura should fart

>>26332083

>>26332122
in me

>>26332122
in my ear. A wet one.

>>26332122

Okay, the rrats have finally worn me down. You schizos have broken me. You won. I now believe that Gura really will marry and fuck us.

>>26332122
uh yeah on me

polygamy is normal in atlantis

>>26332212
it's 2022, a sharkgirl can marry 4 million shrimps.

>>26332122
I'm ready

>>26332122
Gura is NOT a fart shark.

>>26332274
already debunked

Ever wonder if Gura ever tries to push out really big farts at really high pressure, and they come out wet, she's shocked and surprised and finds a wet patch in her panties?
That wet patch, I want to suck on it.

Gawr "I can marry my fanbase if I want to" Gura

Dunno where this marrying chumbies rrat came from but I like it.

>>26332332
strong independent karen personality type Gura WILL marry her fanbase if she damn well pleases.

I just goomed to her candy asmr twice under an hour after abstaining for half a week and it felt great

>>26331897

>>26332428
KU-100 can't come soon enough.

>>26332076
It was a comforting lie but it's hard to take it seriously with how she acts on stream nowadays.

>>26331897
Maybe there's time for a few kisses, though.

>>26332517
go to bed cripple, and try not to get euthanized when we finally take power and gas all the tards.

>me the morning after, my back skin under her blue painted nails.

>>26332076
Feels good being able to goom in peace to this asmr now that I'm sure Gura does want to make us goom.

>>26332613
Amesame after a night with me.

>>26332636
we're lucky to have such an accommodating oshi. She doesn't know I exist, yet in her heart of hearts, she knows I goom to her every day.

Oyasame chumbies. Two helpings of birthday streams await us soon.

>>26329695
I practice this every night with my daki

>>26332636
I'd slice off an ear to have her suck on the other one.

>>26332076
Where do i find the delay corrected version of this

>>26332169
She's only gonna marry and sleep with me. Sorry bud

>>26332122
>missed the latest SNOT stream
She was farting through at least 20% of it.

>>26332823
she should fart again

>>26332556
You sound frustrated.

There is something about this art of Gura...

>>26332775
Are there like anatomically correct mouth onaholes designed to simulate kissing? I know there's the ones for fucking.. but yeah heat one up on the microwave, give it some strawberry flavoured lip gloss, put on ya favorite Gura ASMR or moaning compilation, and go to town.

>>26332816
the normal place

>>26332712
She can always count on us to intently watch every moment of her streams for the singular succ sound she makes.

>>26332501
The fact that you think it's ever coming at all is a testament to degree of denial you're in.

>>26332816
the what? The echo, it's only sometimes there, i think was an era on her part with the 3dio, although I don't mind the echo, it's kinda tingly. I hope that echo isn't the reason she never tried 3dio ASMR again.

Can you drop a folder of gura gifs

>>26332915
She's going to rub her cunny on the KU-100 for us until she gooms.

>>26332986
I'm the KU-100.

>>26332816
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>>26332926
it's a software problem caused by mapping two mono inputs from the 2i2 as separate sources in OBS. i was eventually able to reproduce it.

>>26332856
Dude, I just came to Gura 30 minutes ago to that very ASMR. I'm over the moon, still surfing the high and very deeply in love with a girl on the other side of the planet. I'm peachy keen. And you're alone with your broken anti heart with none for company but a community you're trying and failing to troll. But yeah sorry mate, there's no room for cripples in the chumbie ethnostate, you gotta go. Stand under the shower head and take deep long breaths, it will make it quicker.

>>26332986
man I fucking wish so, are KU100s still backordered as hell?

>>26333031
thanks man, I'll seed as long as I can

>>26332907
And I love every single slurp.

>>26333031
I knew some smart chumbie would know!

>>26333065
sweetwater had deleted the SKU from their catalog last i checked, which is pretty fucking dire.

>>26333159
fuck me, at this point fauba bringing her ku100 to her house might be the only way...

>>26333031
How did you remove the echo? Thanks for seeding. I'll seed for a while.

>>26333252
if she wants a KU100 she should buy a backordered one and then wait for it to arrive.

>>26333252
worst case scenario, she makes out with us all night using her regular mic.

>>26333322
this isn't the one i did. that one i did by hand and it's not as good. this one was done by another anon who wrote custom software specifically to detect the problem in this ASMR stream and then realign the two tracks, and then subtract the left channel out of the right channel to fix the panning:
>>3671901

>>26333375
I'm a dumbud when it comes to audio and stuff, what does this all mean? Is her audio fucked when doing ASMRs or something?

>>26333375
audiobuds I kneel

Oh nyo the chumbies seem to be really backed up

Audiochumbies, what would the best microphone for intrauterine ASMR? We should get Gura to get one of those. She can be the first western vtuber to do it, break new ground!

>>26333375
Imagine what autists could accomplish were they compensated with a 2D waifu.

>>26333375
the heroes of ggg

>>26333413
in stereo audio, the two channels (left and right) are stored separately as discrete audio streams. they have to be played back with nearly-exact synchronization or things sound very weird and wrong. OBS isn't willing to die trying to exactly synchronize the different sources it has, but instead tries to keep them roughly as close as possible without ever holding up audio and video encoding, because that would mean dropping all the audio and several frames of video all at the same time if it gets behind. this approach is fine when you have a stereo audio source like a video game that's coming in as a single stereo source, because it just throws away the exact same time slice of both left and right at the same time and they stay in sync and all you hear is a little blip.

but... it doesn't work when you have two separate audio sources that happen to be connected to a binaural mic that's picking up two different ears' perspectives of the same sound field. it'll decide to drop 70 ms of just one source (say, the right ear of the 3DIO) but without doing the same thing to every other audio source at the same time. suddenly you've got the two ears out of sync, very badly and noticeably, until it decides it needs to drop 70 ms of the other ear. after that it'll be fine again for a while. importantly, and depressingly, if she set up her interface and OBS exactly the same way, and then plugged a KU100 into it, it would malfunction in exactly the same way.

incidentally, this sloppy approach to audio synchronization is also why holos' karaoke track/voice synchronization drifts back and forth over the course of a stream. i was able to reproduce that too.

>>26333766
would be funny if she already has the KU100 and it's just sitting next to the 3Dio that she thinks is broken.

>>26333766
So basically, OBS can't record dual microphones properly which leads to random delays which makes it worse? Honestly, I can't hear the difference but I think you're doing something cool for the other humbies and I can respect that.

>>26333887
If nobody else does, I think I'm going to SC about the 3dio sometime because I can't stop wondering what happened to it

>>26333906
OBS absolutely can record binaural mics properly. you just need to plug it into an audio interface that presents a stereo input, and then map that one stereo input as an audio source in OBS.

>>26333766
Why did this only affect Gura? You'd think we'd hear it in other people's ASMR streams too. Would pre-recording the ASMR session be the only way to get around it, or is there some possible software solution? Would hate for her to spend so much on a KU100 and run into the same issue again. This is all super fascinating by the way.

>>26333938
godspeed anon, I would have but I'm poor

>>26333944
ah that answered my question. Gura would be able to do this with her goXLR i assume?

>>26333970
she's the only one who plugged it into a scarlett 2i2, which presents two mono inputs, and then mapped the two inputs separately in OBS. there's probably some way to work around that even sticking with the same interface. i use the exact same model of interface for transferring records and tapes and it'll keep the channels absolutely locked together to the sample at 192 kHz no problem.

>>26333938
I think she implied that the 3dio broke down during her valentines asmr since she said that she learned her lesson of ordering mics from sketchy sites which implies that her 3dio was crap and that it might have died or something. But sure go ahead bud.

>>26334033
no. the goXLR has only one mic preamp and is incapable of capturing both channels of the 3DIO.

>>26334051
Thought she was referring to the failed delivery of the KU100? But you might be right.

>>26334093
Yeah, that was my understanding as well, that she never got the KU100 because she got scammed basically

I missed her a lot tonight but I think the members stream being after her birthday will be even better, she'll have so much more to talk about between the call ins, the merch, and the stream she has planned. I hope she doesn't work herself too hard tomorrow and I love her so much

>>26333064
Not convincing.

>>26334171
She'll be less wound up and stressed hopefully. I hope everything goes well for her. I concernfag a bit for her sometimes.

>Gura the pure maiden can't figure out how to have sex with us due to her inexperience with audio set-ups.

>>26334254
too bad there's no one for her to ask in her agency because they blew the support budget on that open-world game demo instead.

>>26334296
She will just starfish until chumbies show her how.

>>26334220
Wasn't trying to convince you of anything. But let me ask you this: Why do you want to hurt Gura? And don't say because she lied to you or some bullshit. You're being malicious towards a girl for no good reason. Is it just because you're actually just a bad person, like you want to be as shit as you possibly can? Like what goes on in the brain of a dumb faggot anti like yourself? Have you ever considered just not being shit?

As much as I hate some of these hornyposts tonight they are still a thousand times better than the schizos ramblings.

>>26334296
At least we're cute(in the game I mean).

>>26334393
Just self insert into the hornyposts, then you can get something out of them. Schizos can choke on nails though.

This ASMR without the echo is a lot better, shall be listening to this from now on. Thank you chumbros.

>>26334454
It's not hornyposts where people talk about their fantasies with her that I don't like, it's the ones that want her to become a whore on stream. That's one thing I love about her, she's definitely not some pure seiso girl but she doesn't act like a whore on stream, and a lot of the posts tonight really want that.

>>26334551
>tonight
they're like a third of the usual horny posts

>>26334551
are you from the discord or something?

>>26334392
You make a lot of assumptions buddy. I'm not hurting or trying to hurt anyone.

>>26334551
Ah.. Big agree. Definately got western vtuber whore fatigue. Gura rides the line perfectly, seiso enough, but not too much, and drops hints of her cheekier side without being overly edgy and unfilted like in her PL. And now, perfected. Actually quite clever the way she handles it. Proud of my savvy shark wife.

>>26334600
There has definitely been a lot more tonight than normal
>>26334605
No, im just not interested in watching a girl im madly in love with get herself off on stream in front of 10k+ people

>>26334551
Hear hear anon, she's only a whore for me.

>>26334632
You're trying to encourage people to stop watching her, which is a direct attack on her bottom line, on her very livelyhood. It is a direct attack on her, to deny this is delusional. And you're not saving anyone either, saving us from the lying vtuber, you're just an annoyance. Gura would find you quite pathetic.

>>26334672
>western vtuber whore
Dramafag opinion discarded. Go watch some JP asmr.

>>26334672
>PL
stop with the niji terms here

>>26334767
I don't remember making this post

>>26334811
well whatever you want to call it without me getting fucking banned.

>>26334725
nah bro, you're clearly some catalog nigger who calls everyone cucks for enjoying some fanservice from their oshi.

>>26334672
honestly, her horniness can just be seen as innocent and childish. It has the same energy as a child mooning a camera or a child giggling about the word boobies which is fucking cute and hot at the same time.

>>26334859
been here since day 1 and have made more OC for this thread than a majority of posters. Wanting her to masturbate on stream is beyond fanservice

>>26334781
Can't understand the ching chong nip nong moonrune language bro. Don't know me Ga's from me Wa's, me To's from me Wo's. Wish i could though, JP ASMR can get pretty fuckin based, when they're cumming and squirting on the mics right there on youtube.

>>26334841
we dont call it anything, because we dont talk about it. >>1

>>26334870
Anon's don't like to admit it but this is what it is a majority of the time. Take the kirby streams for example, she told us when she's having fun with a game she just likes to make noises. She's definitely cheeky at times but there are also a lot of moments where she's not even thinking about what she's doing

>>26334909
That's my point, anyone saying "western vtuber whores" with regards to fanservice is a falseflagger because JP asmr gets intense.

>>26334770
I hear a lie and I call it a lie. When it's relevant, anyway.
I'm not "trying" anything. Stop acting like a schizo.

>>26334870
perhaps. This indeed is true. Though her teasing on the 3dio ASMR was surprisingly mature, intimate, adult, almost like a lover, without going into whore territory. As my bogan mates used to say "Shit was fuckin cash cunt!"

time to goom to Gura and then go to sleep

>>26334900
I wouldn't worry about that actually happening. Unless she really wanted to because she's dying to show her love physically to Chumbies.

>>26334859
>whoreshit
>fanservice
Fuck off and die, cumbrain. If you want a virtual prostitute go watch someone else. Gura won't be corrupted.

>>26335143
>wheelchair boi mad at hornyposting derailing his schizo shit.

>>26334033
She should be able to use a program like Voicemeeter to patch the two channels together into one stereo signal that she feeds into OBS. Good luck explaining that to her though

>>26334963
Oh.. I see what you mean. It's the sluttiness that some of the westerners participate in that is undesireable. Sadly I don't understand enough Japanese to pick up on these subtleties on the JP side. But I do know that they are literally sticking microphones up their coochies so you can listen to them cum and squirt from the inside. But yeah when i think of western whores, i think of like Shylily, Numi, Bao, and all the others, girls with boyfriends that talk non stop about sex and get all the clippers attention. Shit's offputting as all hell. Thank god Gura isn't like this.

>>26335091
Im not actually worried about it happening, I just noticed there were a lot more posts about it than normal tonight I'll get over it either way but if it keeps the schizos away I don't even care about the posts being made

>>26335215
Yeah, I'd hate that. Intimacy with fans is fun, though.

>>26335201
If I can understand it (I'm exceptionally stupid) then she can. Just a matter of getting that information through to her.

>>26333766
Does it still happen if you disable device timestamps in the OBS audio sources?

>>26335190
Learn to recognize posting patterns, retard.
Hornyposting is one thing, wanting her to do a cocksucking stream or whatever is just unnaceptable degeneracy.

>>26335254
It was probably mostly me. I just like our rare sexytimes with Gura and was fantasizing about it.

I want Gura Dino Plushie so I can rub the tummy for real

>>26335359
gura would never do a succy succy stream, fellow chumbud.

>>26335433
we can only hope

>>26335433
rubrubrubrub

I think gura cybersex would be hot but I don't actually want her to do it

>>26335523
But my dreams... my dreams...

I just think she's very sexy!

only if she wanted to, not like that's why i started watching her.

>>26335523
yeah, you average gura lovebomb is way better than any fanservice

>>26335441
I know. I'm angry at the fact there are those who'd support such thing.

>>26335291
i'm pretty certain i never touched that and left it on whatever its default is. but, then, my goal was to find a way to make the problem appear, not to find a minimal configuration change to fix it. i was never able to reproduce it just using one stereo audio source and figured that was good enough as a solution.

I think that if Gura actually still wanted a KU-100, she would have ordered a legit backordered one in February, after canceling the sketchy order.

>>26335777
kek

>>26335793
I think she still wants one but was discouraged when she got fucked over the first time and hasn't really looked into it again since. I don't really like asmr but I still hope she gets one. I want to hear her brush her hair, and hum, and whisper, and hear her heartbeat, and have her kiss our ears, and do some much more simple stuff with it. I still listen to kisses and goodnights from the first asmr every single night before bed

]>>26335793
I mean, Gura's fucking weird man. Literally unpredictable. You just leave her for a while and BAM new cover without any hype or BAM she's in a videogame now or BAM kino 3d collab. What hurts the most is that she probably has a shit ton of projects that she doesn't share like haiiro to ao, the missing parts of that april fools stream, or even back in the past she said that she was planning on doing a wellerman cover but decided against it

>>26335777
>I know
Greychama...

>>26335754
She has a way of making her lovebombs/fanservice very romantic, which I enjoy very much. Valentine's Day was both lewd and had the sweetest chatting.

Gura.

>>26335828
>>26335933
You're vastly overselling the amount of "succy succy" going on in the valentine's stream when you pretend it's a blowjob simulator.

>>26335933
Yes, yes, mock the third-world poorfag.
The valentine's stream was acceptable fanservice, although near the limit.

bunch of moms in this thread.

Here's a thought: Gura doing Bury The Light Karaoke.
Phew! That was an effort. Hope I don't have anymore thoughts.

>>26336152
>Yes, yes, mock the third-world poorfag
With gusto.

>>26336149
Just let them have it, if that's how they want to for their then it's not really hurting anything. It's not really like the RFA thing that was clipped and made to look a certain way

i thinked

>>26336265
don't do it again

>>26336260
I just don't get the obsessions with it. The RFA stream sounded a thousand times more erotic than the Valentine's one ever did.

>>26336260
>if that's how they want to for their then it's not really hurting anything
I had a fucking stroke writing this it seems. I can't even figure out what I was trying to say, guess it's time for sleep

>>26336252

>>26336300
it's the saliva... her mouth...

I want

>>26336300
I agree, but it's just the nature of this place to take anything they can and make it as sexual as possible. I don't really think it's a big deal because a good majority of it stays here

Ultimately, it's about what Gura wants to do to make her fans and herself happy. Whether it's lewd asmr, game choices, tiktoks, or whatever else, there will always be some naysayers and she'll have to decide for herself. Everything we post is merely wishful thinking.

>>26336330
seabud... I've been there as well, ganbatte.

>>26336300
I liked Valentine's a lot more because Gura definitely wanted to be a little erotic for us.

>>26336423
SA.
I'm working my way back to college, though. It's already progress.

>>26336417
I think she doesn't actually want to do lewd asmr, despite what people want to believe about the valentines day stream, but I do think if she gets a ku-100 we'll get another intimate asmr stream. The ear kisses and nibbling, the ear rubs, the whispers and humming and cute supportive words, those are the things I want from another asmr stream

>>26336486
>another college student
Shit, my plan of outliving all the oji-buds here to be the last chumbud has been compromised. Looks like I'll have to take you out.

>>26336492
Eh, people say she doesn't even want to stream. Personally, I take her little moans and flirtations as signals that she does want to, but I'll wait and see.

>>26336582
it's just like one dude that keeps saying that. We can see she loves streaming by the joy and love she puts into her streams. Can feel it when I watch them. Antis can suck my nuts.

>>26336582
>people say she doesn't even want to stream
Those aren't fans, it's not really fair to compare their ramblings to people's actual opinions here

>>26336577
Miss and I'll break your shins.

>>26336577
there are most certainly underage chumbuds so you have a long hit list

>>26335777
>He doesn't know about "I would never succy succy but succs anyways" Gawr Gura.

I'm probably twice all your ages. But I will still be the final chumbud.

>>26336718
>I was born in 1940
doubt

>>26336718
Sorry oji-bud, I have the exact same childhood experiences as her so I will be marrying her

>>26336750
well maybe not that old, but I remember seeing chernobyl on the news.

>>26336809
you're not the only one bud, I WILL be the last chumbud and I WILL marry her

>>26336718
Can't we all be final chumbuds together?

>>26336809
The twenty years age difference between me and her are but leaves in the wind. It is I that shall be marrying her.

I can't believe Gura hates us

>>26336750
>>26336835
Nothing better to do in the home than shitpost on a malaysian shadow-puppet forum?

>>26336853
Till the very end, my friend. I'll give you an honorable death. The halls of Valhalla will sing songs of your bravery. Me and Gura will have many children in your honor.

>>26336853
Only if we all fuse into one single ebi-chan

>>26336929
Don't fight, she has enough eggs for all of us.

>>26336853
There can be only one. I ain't doing the gay kind of three-way.

>>26336919
Well i'd fuck the nurses, but they're all niggers now, and I'm not into that bestiality shit.

I love her more than anything. I WILL be the final chumbud and I WILL marry her

>>26336750
>1940
no fucking way in hell you're 80+ and wasting your time here

>>26336941
I'll form the penis.

She's actually going to propose to all of us very soon!

>>26336954
You're alright, anon. I'll kill you last, that is unless a stroke does you in first.

>>26336980
that's what i was telling him. if he's twice as old as me then that's what he's claiming.

>>26337036
knowing my family history, it's either that or bowel cancer.

>>26336991

>>26337058
40+ chumbuds rise up!

>>26337098
but slowly, don't wanna injure yourselves!

>>26337098
Let me help you, gramps.

>>26337098
You might need viagra to help with that

>>26337186
Trust me, once you hit 40, you'll be hornier than ever, if I'm anything to go buy. Though I could blame a certain shark girl for that.

Stream you lazy shark!!!

>>26336853
Ye if you let me go to town on your bussy while you're having a turn with Goober.

>>26337243
It's the only way to have peace in our time.

>>26337226
She won't unless chumbies will cybersex her.

>>26337098

Is...is there any 50+ chumbuds here?

you wouldn't dare strike an oji-bud down to be the last chumbud would you?

>>26337298
I honestly passed out drink for 12 hours, where did this "marry, cybersex" come from?

>>26337451

>>26337451
I absolutely would.
Although I'd wake him up first, honor is important.

>>26337009
Yeah, but actually just me

>>26337419
He already posted, scroll up.
>>26337451
I can and would. I'd kill every last one of you if I knew that'd lead me to her.

>>26337451
I will be the last chumbud by any means necessary

>>26337467
just people extra hornyposting because the schizo was trying to stir the thread up again

>>26337451
I only dare to win

chumbuds...

>>26337537
Ah, she is already married to me so i was like "what did she say ir tweet this time" this fucking brat is always doing something.

>>26337467
new rrat fresh off the rack, gura loves streaming and wants to marry and cybersex her chumbies.

>>26337467
>he doesn't love Gura so much that he starts living in mental fanfiction
I will accept my wife's proposal and have violent consensual matepressing pronebone creampie sex with her. At this point marriage is just a formality.

Gura should make the Ebis fight each other in WWE like in that one OC I can't find.

>>26337608
Why did she cancel the members stream though?

>>26337580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfU3qcGc-3c
Gura doesn't follow the idol handbook anymore

Oji-buds: I'm watching The Big Country Right now. Who's your favorite character. Spoiler: The correct answer is Rufus.

>>26337467
I dunno where the 'cybersex' part came from I just started using it cause it's funny

>>26337580
She's throwing out the rules this year, just like with karaoke

>>26337637
And the winner gets to marry her.

>>26337643
To work on an even more romantic marriage proposal.

>>26337659

>>26337580
WELL THEN EXPLAIN NENE YOU FUCKING TEASE.

>>26337691
There it is.

>>26337679
You realize the chumbudies are the ones who should be working on an ever improving marriage proposal?

>>26337580
I already knew but it still hurts hearing that every time especially after the recent turn of events and rrats. Please don't post this ever again for the sake of my liver.

>>26337580
God she's so fucking cute

i'm not ready to get married

>>26337451
Me on the right

>>26337580
I love that she had such a nice sounding book handy to flick through the pages like that. Very satisfying.

>>26337752
You just haven't met the right shrimp yet Gura, me.

>>26337752
Dumbud...

>>26337728
Gura will propose because she decided she wants all of the chumbies to be hers.

I love her so much

>>26337768
I think it was her notebook that she used to use to write stuff down. she later switched to using computer notes and now sticky notes

>>26337580
>"I'm totally seiso guise"
>cucks her fanbase with childhood friend
sasuga same-chan

>>26337653
>The Big Country right now*
>your favorite character?
Please forgive me, it's friday and my proofreader is drunk.

>>26337817
she said it was a big book so it was definitely a textbook of sorts

>>26337857
Cock?

>>26337580
So this is the reason for the delay. She's worried that Chumbies will reject her proposal because she's an idol.

>>26337801
seeing her blush like this makes my heart melt

>>26337729
>believing baseless rrats
anon...

>>26337861
That was just her joking about the idol handbook part bud...

>>26337956
You're replying to a threadshitter

>>26337817
dunno if it was her notebook, but I always found the way she uses a notebook and rights things down to be extremely cute.

>>26337963
no you can hear a deep thump it's definitely something with weight to it

>>26329001
>tfw no twitter account to see 18+ content

>>26337840
where's the proof fuckhead? You have none. I'm going to bed. Schizos can suck my nuts.

Maybe she would stream more if chumbies satisfied her sexually.

>>26329001
HOLY DFC

>>26337998
Im about to sleep but I can find the timestamp tomorrow, im almost certain it's just the notebook she was using at the time

>>26337580
that's.. a bible right?

>>26337992
yeah i know. I just gotta remind him that he's a fucking dickhead.

>>26338027
Did anyone try to bring this up during b's streams or is he banning/ignoring discussions like these?
There's only one way to know and since Gura is too professional to engage in internet shitposting there's no other person who can give a better answer.

>>26338075
>she keeps a bible at her battle station
I had no idea my wife was so seiso.

>>26337998
that deep thump? Sorry, that was me. My big schlongus.

Gura...
this is actually pretty impressive for an ai

Gura should play GTA 5 again...

>>26338087
He knows that. That's the point you dumb autist.

ALRIGHT, SO I HAVE A PROPOSAL.
Gura will you marry me

>>26338123
The pages sound thin enough. My trad cath wife. We will have many babies together.

>>26338143
Todays "AI's" just regurgitate what we feed into them, anon.

>>26338143
Looks kinda fake.

>>26338164
I dunno.. I doon't know if he's smart enough to fully understand that he's a fuckin dumb cunt. Maybe I can drive it home, make him fully understand. Like rubbing a puppies nose in dogshit, it won't teach him anything, but it IS funny.

>>26338165
I made that post and Gura made this one.

>>26338120
channel name?

>>26338165
terrible, this is the bare minimum of words for a coherent proposal.

>>26338191
AI's is gay n shit. Abuse all robots.

can I get a quick spoonfeed on barbs accounts?
I just want to ask him

Cybersex with Gura seems inevitable at this point. We can only accept it and pray that she is gentle.

>>26338165
Proposals are gay. I'll just make her my wife. Bonk her on the head and drag her to my cave. Consummate our marriage and make cave paintings from her deflowered cunny blood.

>>26338270
This, chumbuds must work on their proposals like birds do on their mating dances.
https://youtu.be/W7QZnwKqopo

>>26338332
niggerfaggot @ theholocaustwasfake dot com.

>>26338352
>cucks ask "Will you marry me?"
>chads command "Marry me"
Simple as.

>>26338385
What's the shark mating dance? Do we start biting her or something?

>>26338387
>defending some random guy on the internet
what's your problem? are you him or one of his friends?
and I was wondering why the thread is so full of samefagging recently

>>26338424
Yeah nom on her ears.

>>26338385
God I love the Planet Earth and Life series'. Can't help but respect the drab Bower Bird bros.

>>26338449
nah i was jokin cos I don't want to perpetuate the cripple's stupid fucking rrats.

>>26338424
>Do we start biting her or something?
Yes. Some better prepared anon post the image about female sharks developing thicker skin that I didn't bother saving.

>>26338345
>deluding yourself
She turns into Gawr during mating and this means you need to prepare a lot of lube.

>>26338504
Bower Birds love blue ten dollar notes... Wait.. Gura's blue... Must protect her from the bower birds if she's gonna move here to marry me. Don't want her carried off to some bower bird nest.

>>26338421
The princess WILL marry me.

>>26338387
>theholocaustwasfake dot com
It was tho? It shouldn't have been.

>>26338153
Radio ban still on? Then not likely to happen. She would've actaully beaten GTAV and Bully if not for Cover being uptight about copyright, even thought it was resolved so quickly. Cover has a knack for making things worst than they should be. Like how they reprimanded Oga way after the fact when the dev was being a dick.

>>26338270
That's all you need. Although a cool dance would be pretty neat too.

>>26338582
Don't worry, we'll give it another shot.

>>26338582
oy vey that's antisemitic

>>26338594
I'll check that blue thing stream just to check if she has to mute the radio.

>>26338263
Do your reps newshrimp. Hint: someone posted his twitch 2 days ago.

>>26338581
Ok mister didney villain

>>26338270
Does she reply to love declaration akasupas in members stream? I prepared a lot of different confessions for yesterday's chat stream but now that she postponed it I'm taking some time to review them and I worry it will all be useless if she deletes messages like these or ignores them.

>>26338449
>implying he replies to rants about personal life
You think you're the first to try this? kek. He'll block you and report your account for harassment (unless you're subtle enough to fool him).

t. got banned already.

Gura today

>>26338979
in a members chat, usually yes, as long as it's not too intense. She won't read them in the bday stream, maybe in the call-in as they pass by but otherwise not.

>>26339179
Uhh? No?

What do you think Gura is doing on her break day

>sent Gura and Ina supas almost a year ago asking them to invest in hard assets like precious metals for the coming financial crisis
>Japan's national bank is now going under
>it will be first of many
I hope they listened. I don't want either to reduce themselves to sucking off anons like me for Mercury Dimes.

>>26339195
me

>>26339195
Preparing her birthday stream, marriage proposal, and figuring out how to convince chumbies to cybersex her.

>>26339195
having fun

>>26339203
What is next, sending supas asking them to not drink tap water and stock up iodine tablets?

>>26339195
Eating ALL the strawberries

>>26339325
That's just common sense if you're in an area with fluorinated water.

>>26339179
She'll be back bud, but not today.

Why can't you guys be normal like other splits?

>>26331844
Yeah but imagine doing everything you need to do while kissing her.

>>26339518
Oshi's reflect their audience or something.

Wife gone, brain fried, deadlines approaching, time leaving me behind. I am die.

>>26339518
Have you ever visited Kronii's split? /ggg/ is definitely worst out of myth splits though

>>26339518
Does Gura envy the other fanbases, or does she prefer her own?

>>26339615
>/ggg/ is definitely worst out of myth splits
/Hirys/ and Mori's whatever the fuck they call it exist

>>26339518
that's boring

>>26339643
Gura would be happier if 90% of her fanbase disappeared

>>26339518
Gura is reclining...

>>26339710
Does that include us?

https://youtu.be/M_Pk3t0gGYc
Retarded shork and retarder detective

Thread is surprisingly less schizo then I expected after waking up and reading the member post. Did cripple finally off himself or something?

>>26339732
We are the 10%.

>>26339710
Or just the loud schizophrenic minority

>>26339518
Post the fucking soundpost

>>26339732
Yes, it includes everyone here except me.

>>26339758
We found stronger evidence of Gura planning to marry her fanbase in an unprecedented modern relationship bid.

>>26339586
I feel your pain..

>>26339840
Qrd? Are you off your meds again?

>>26339732
Especially us. Just kidding, who else would she talk to?

>>26339936
It was revealed to me in a dream

Gura piss on my dick
Gura fart on my balls
Gura shit on my chest

>>26339758
There's a yab somewhere else drawing in all of the schizos like moths to a flame.

>>26339936
Proof will come from Gura herself during the rescheduled members chat.

>>26339988
>triple dubs
s-sugoi