/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26310263
even if she is just visiting gura I'll see that as a win

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love Gura the most!

I love Gura and am excited for Sunday and Monday

>>26310263
Don't take this the wrong way, I really want Gura to get a chance to meet all her friends but I absolutely don't want it to be right now. Im excited for the call ins but I want her birthday stream to be about her, not her and her friends off stream. They could do off collab stuff all next week starting tuesday but I really don't want that to be part of her birthday surprises

>>26310189
What's going through their heads? Is it just "TikTok is le bad, cwinge"?
The moment Gura said she didn't want to collab outside Hololive was the moment I trusted Gura completely to use different platforms, personally.

>>26310424
Where are people getting this idea that Fauna is visiting Gura?

Excited for birthday, but also excited to just get all this over with.

>>26310518
Not a big deal as long as she asks chumbies to marry her after that.

>>26310524
I consider myself a paypig and I didn't comment on her making tiktoks. I don't care what platform she uses, I just wanna see her do cute 3d dances. You can even view them without an account, I just didn't find it to be as big of a deal compared to other people

>>26310518
mean off collabing, not off stream

>>26310424
If fauna visits gura I’m 100% certain fauna will rape gura, she can hardly keep her composure around her oshi on screen, fauna is cute but unhinged and sexually frustrated.

>>26310621
She's already going to ask me that regardless

>>26310622
Well, I will become a paypig if she loses the others, so she doesn't have to worry.

>>26310621
>>26310688
She'll never do that. It would be irresponsible of her if the rrat turns out to be true later.

>>26310524
Imagine knowing less about tiktok than the average Gura viewer....
Unless you are just a Chinese shill I guess.

>>26310743
>even considering what the schizo says to be true
You're either him or extremely gullible

The real reason Gura decided not to get a KU-100 is because she doesn't see it as a good investment. She doesn't plan on sticking around long enough to make up for the cost of something that costs $8000. This is just a job to her and it's temporary so she doesn't feel like putting more effort or money into this than she has to.

>>26310524
They don't actually want to see shorts. Gura is too lazy to make them for youtube, this was going to be our only chance. Instead they sperged out about much chinktok. Fucking faggots you never even have to go to ticktock, someone will repost the content. Now there won't be content to repost. Spectacular.

>>26310525
shas on a break over the weekend

>>26310782
>gullible
I was gullible enough to make n*******s my oshi once in the past so you might be right.

>>26310795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B26hiVgVphY&t=10200

>>26310795
>gura doing math

>>26310758
Of course they steal your data, but so does everyone else.

>>26310856
yeah to check her throat apparently because it hurt whenever she eats but who knows

>>26310892
I love how you can hear her playing with her sticky notes

>>26310795
She'll make that money back in 2 streams nearly guaranteed

>>26310795
You mean the think she bought and didn't get delivered properly?
>s-she was lying about that!
Nahone, carry on schizo

>>26310743
It's pretty obvious that Gura only has eyes and teeth for Chumbies.

>>26311039
remember she has to make like $2,500, not $8,000, because of the extraordinary resale value

>>26310892
>implying the schizo is a member

>>26311039
She doesn't even need to stream. She'd already make enough money off 1 month of membership to cover it with money to spare.

>all those people making oc for #gawrt
Does Gura even realize how much she's loved right now?

>>26310795
She's a perfectionist, so she wants to get a nice audio room set up and break management's bones until they allow lewd asmr, first.

>>26311084
No way Gura is ever selling her used ku100. But imagine if she did and said it was hers. She'd make 10 times the price easy.

>>26311130
Which schizo do you mean?
t. schizo

>>26311323
>light mode
that explains why youre insane

>>26310795
assuming 25k members, 20% tax and ignoring tier 2
1/3 cut for youtube, then half for cover

25000*5 * 2/3 * 1/2 * 4/5 = 33333

she can cover it in one month with membership alone

/ggg/ is doing a collage with a bunch of shrimps for Gura's birthday!
>You can use Gura's template (see attached image), or draw your own shrimp
>Transparent background is preferable for obvious reasons, but not absolutely necessary
>Just reply to one of these anchorposts to have your shrimp included

The deadline for having your shrimp included is June 19, 6PM JST.

An anon made a background in Blender and provided the source file for editing it:
>>26094260
>>26104107

>>26311388
Jesus, I knew Gura was rich but I didn't think she was that rich, granted this is also assuming everyone pays in USD.

i wish gura would make member posts like that without having a reason to make one

I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>>26311520
this scenario will be in her audio pack.

she's going to do handcam on her anniversary :3

>>26311323
Me in that image by the way im the one climbing on my sharkwife's shoulder

>>26311606
Oh god I wish. Reminds me I haven't fapped in 3 days.

>>26311420
tried to make a tiger shrimp

>>26311388
But why would she?
What does she have to gain by giving us ASMR?

>>26311690
if not the audio pack, then she will livestream asmr it with her full 3D nude model covered with shrimp plushies.

>>26311388
it's nice to know she's doing so well, good for her

>>26311834
she just wants to goom with us, that's all.

>>26311612
She never cut into it to show us the rainbow layers like she said she would...

>>26311834
our endless chum

>>26311834
She just wants to, hence why she already tried. It's too bad about the supply chain issues making it tough to get one.

I GONNA LOVE GURA AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

>>26311782
looks cool

>>26311981
>>26311959
>>26311930
I envy you.
I wish I could think the way you do.

>>26311673
>does handcam
>wears blue surgeon gloves and winter gloves above
>wears a balaclava, scarf and ski mask to avoid showing face if the camera accidentally falls or changes angle
>sweats like crazy
>lights are off
>illuminates the camera focus with a led torch she holds in her mouth
>drools everywhere

>>26311944
I can't believe she lied...

>>26312057
It's not hard when Gura talks about how much she wants to show her love to us physically.

>>26312123
You can't?

>>26312123
Are you saying Gura's cake was a lie?

I don't even care that much about the KU100. I'm wondering WTF happened to the 3Dio. She used it once and then did two more ASMR, including one fapbait, with her mono mic.

>>26312103
>slurp sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp

>>26312190
she broke it

>>26312103
You forgot
>also uses thongs to keep her hands out of view

>>26312179
Yeah. Gura obviously loves her cumbuds and shows it almost every stream.

>>26312296
Over time she has realized they're her favorite fans.

>>26312285
>uses thongs
TuT

>>26312285
>hands out of view
>handcam
what kind of handcam is that?

>>26312454
The Gura paranoid handcam. She is fat and doesn't want people see her fat hands like what happened with Ollie.

>>26312179
>wants to show her love to us physically.
Timestamp?

>>26312454
you can thank aqua for that idea

>>26312285
Gura thong cam.

>>26312505
She's not fat anymore.

>>26312524
It was when she was talking about sucking on a popsicle and asking about VR Touch.

>>26312632
does this mean meet and greeters got personal succ noises and kept quiet about it?

>>26312766
Lucky bastards

Pekora is at 1.95 Million subscribers.
I'm not asking anyone to watch her. But I want you all to take note of what she does when she reaches 2 million subscribers.
I promise you it will be more than an unarchived Karaoke where she doesn't even talk to her fans and seems like she wants to get it over with as soon as possible.
>I don't care because it's not Gura
I know, but that's not my point. You really should understand what it looks like when someone in Hololive actually cares about and loves their audience.

Yesterday and today have hurt me deeply. I hope Monday is different, but I know I won't be able to stop myself from having bad thoughts tomorrow about where she is or what she's doing.

>>26310673
cant rape the willing

>Yesterday and today have hurt me deeply
Good.

>>26312454
https://youtu.be/NQ4NJWTsj4k?t=3081

>>26312941
You didn't like the karaoke? tomorrow is gonna hurt twice as much anyway.

>>26312766
>sucks on popsicle while wanting to touch all the chumbies.
Yep, marriage proposal soon.

>>26313048
She's streaming for me tomorrow at least

Thanks for the (You).
Here, have a tiny little child.

>>26313152
Lately Gura is always streaming when I close my eyes, some of the stuff she says is a little weird compared to normal streams but I got used to it

Just got back from work, shame bout the member stream
Luckily I have fish game vods to watch

>>26313236
My child wife Gura is so cute.

so, i didn't take my meds but i dreamed that Gura was going to do a handcam stream for the next members stream to make up for it after the cancellation of today

>>26313386
>gura making up for something
lol.

It might be time to start thinking about how we are going to ERP with Gura and leave her satisfied when she gets the KU-100.

>>26312285
>thongs
OUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH

>>26312285
>thongs
scout...

>>26313511
Gura should kiss the KU-100 like she kisses Ebi. It's be sweet to hear that with the binaural setup

Look, I don't want to rain on anyones parade, but you shouldn't expect much more than what we got wit the valentines ASMR. Any other possible reasons aside, we know her parents watch her stuff so I don't think you should get your hopes up for anything she'd feel way too awkward about them potentially hearing.

>>26313511
all I can do is offer my emotes to flood out the people calling it cringe

>>26313761
She's not getting a KU-100 anyway.

>>26313761
Don't worry, Gura's mom wished us a happy Valentine's Day, meaning she approves of our relationship with her daughter.

>>26313698
I fucking miss Scout. I think Imma rewatch Meet Scout vod tonight

>>26313708
When she gets the KU-100 she'll probably do that. Hell she already nibbled on my ear before.

Reminder that Gura starts playing with her hair the MOMENT she ends stream and that's adorable.

>>26314072
Why won't she let us hear it...

I come from the future and Gura's merch is a dakimakura with art by Gawr Gura
it's meant to invoke a conflicted feeling of wanting to have a sexy daki while looking at your daughters refrigerator scribble art, though the pose on the sexy side is still quite suggestive

>>26314045

>>26314108
It makes her embarrassed and that's cute

Have faith, Fauna will give Gura the little extra push she needs to go full ASMRtist.
I refuse to accept that we live in a reality where the members ASMR is a 1-off that will never receive a proper follow up (no "soft talking" doesn't count).

>>26314241
Hopefully this post didn't change the timeline because good god that sounds literally perfect.

>>26314336
Soft talking is better than ASMR anyway. That's where the roleplaying will happen, Gura takes real ASMR too seriously.

>>26314336
soft talking was superior

>>26313761
This. She's a e-tot, not an e-thot.
Anyone unironically wanting something too crazy deserves the rope.

merch leak (real)

>>26314429
unf my dick...

>>26314429
Im gonna get this custom made one day

>>26313761
The amount of fanservice she gives is enough for me, I'm still amazed that she liked the micro bikini joke in her loli model

>>26314045
She'll probably say fuck it and goom to finally filter out the normalfags, or possibly finish converting them since it seems like everyone happily spams GuraMM these days.

i love her

what is this asmr talk coming from

>>26314663
trust the plan

>>26314740
My deepest desires.

>>26314740
wishful thinking

>>26314740
doesn't everyone want more ASMR?

what vod should i watch?

>>26314794
I could take it or leave it, it does nothing for me.

>>26314814
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g/search?query=project%20diva

>>26314814
Click the first vod youtube recommends to you. Even if it's duolingo. ESPECIALLY if it's duolingo.

Gura is grooming me...

>>26314890
If they're gonna do that they should probably play the game too, it's what Gura would want

>>26314814
TABS
on a more serious note, just watch any of her member streams this year since they're all great

>>26314814
rimworld

>>26314848
I warn you if you take Gura's once you won't be able to leave

>>26314890
>>26314909
>>26314946
ok thanks

>>26315116
I swear Guea and all these japanese propaganda of having a cute daughter is working on me since I want to have a cute daughter to dote on and spoil in the future as well

gura should sneeze

>>26315291
>didn't want kids before Gura
>want to raise a family with Gura now
Love really is powerful when it comes to human instincts

>>26315369
on my face

>>26315369
on my butt

>>26315369
Yeah, on me.

Remember when there were anons here who really thought Gura was a lesbian. It was hot when she drew that dick and balls on the van.

>>26315392
Just one Gura egg, onegai...

I am grumpy

>>26315476
it was a flower!

>>26315555
I spent all day watching actual TV (netflix) to take my mind off it
any suggestions

>>26315476
She is attracted to crustaceans and currently arranging marriage to her four million shrimps.

I really don't have anyone. I wish I knew people who I could relate to. I wish the people at my work were friendlier.
Gura is really the only thing that keeps me going. i don't want her to hate us or be sick of us.

>>26315617
rub one out

What you guys up to? I'm ascending.
https://youtu.be/8gF8WqO09lM?t=1721

>>26315842
keep being clingy like that and she'll be sick of you.

So is there offcollab or not?

>>26315980
lol no

>>26315842
I don’t think she hates us or is sick of us. Best of luck to you bud, workplaces can suck

>>26315476
I refuse to believe there is someone out there who hasn't made a crude drawing of a penis before.

>>26315842
Just by reading that I already despise you

>>26315980
Ame will confirm it tonight 100%

>>26315842
She's probably tired from Hololive homework and wants to blow off some steam getting frisky with Chumbies soon, that's why she's been giving us succs lately.

it's too hot

>>26315928
Rewatching this kino
https://youtu.be/_MiGxbsKyO8

>>26315476
Whether she is or not she's smart enough and nice enough not to do anything but yuribait because it would upset people.

>>26315928
my sex drive was killed by the stream cancellation, but it's coming back because of all the posts about gura wanting to fuck us, so i might pull up a gura asmr too.

>>26315928
finishing BD fanart

>>26316080
Ame??? So why is there anons mentioning Fauna then?

>>26316271
Anon it's all wild speculation

>>26316271
Fauna has the next few days off, so does kronii

>>26316271
There was zero actual reason to assume either

https://twitter.com/hirotakaR180125/status/1537967137125711872

>>26316271
I think the rrats are because Fauna isnt streaming for a few days, but those rrats were for her offcollabing with Kronii since shes moving
so yeah wild speculation but maybe all 4 of them who knows

>>26315476
drawing a dick is more of a child thing than anything to do with sexuality

>>26316246
i took the cancellation really hard after a really rough night. So i'm listening to the gura content that feels most like a warm hug to feel less alone. I love her.

>>26316371
Those tentacles?
Me.

>>26315980
I'll aka Fauna if there is.

>>26316457
WAH!

>>26316246
Haven't you noticed her moaning like crazy every stream this year? She has to let out that pent up sexual frustration on us soon enough.

>>26316503

>>26314814
Myth Night and Both I Am Fish streams for recent ones. Minecraft Gorbius was also good but I think most of Gura's minecraft streams have been classic. Also liked Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion.

Old stuff? Anything Jackbox, Ark, TTRPG: Meet Scout, New Year Stream, Friday Night Funkin', The Henry Stickmin Collection, Plug & Play, Rimworld, DBD chasing my Friends, Sims 4, Minecraft: Make it all go boom (with friends).

Full playthroughs? A Way Out, Luigi's Mansion 3, Devil May Cry 5, Resident Evil 2.

>no gorbo strem tomorrow
>remember there are new episodes of anime ive been watching
alright i suppose

>>26316525
I did find myself enjoying her streams a lot more.

>>26316940
aharen for dat gud size difference

Any good loli hentai recommendations? I'm tired of doujins and want to see animated stuff.

>>26316525
She's watching Okayu

I thought I forgot one for recommendations: [Devour] deez was also pretty good, though cut short since it was before [DBD] chasing my friends.

https://files.catbox.moe/705j6w.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/tu1466.jpg

>>26317019
https://twitter.com/enarane
this guy has some shortstack stuff I guess

>>26317019
Nothing really good since Shoujo Ramune

>>26316525
Not every stream. I wish it was that often.

>>26316009
>>26316082
Thanks, I hope she's okay.

>>26315476
A lesbian in high school I knew had a tattoo on her hip of two female signs touching basically but the two lengthwise segments were much longer.
She once made a bet with me and I said that if I won, I got to draw one line with permanent marker on her tattoo.
When I won the bet, I connected the two lower lines together so it looked exactly like a cock and balls. She was really, really mad.

>>26317763
>When I won the bet, I connected the two lower lines together so it looked exactly like a cock and balls. She was really, really mad.
based

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1537967137125711872
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1537967137125711872
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1537967137125711872

>Gura looks down at her army of shrimp before her
>Her eyes lock on to you
>She crouches down and picked you up from among them
>"You... You will be my champion. My avatar."
>Gura places you on her shoulder
>You ride upon it as she marches her army to the surface
>You would be her voice, her hand, her will made manifest
>And together, you would conquer the world

>>26317864
I love this person's art

>gura has now moved two streams in a row when I run out of notebook space for my timestamps
Im sorry buds, this one was probably my fault. Ill get a new notebook tomorrow I promise

>>26318016
It's time for a crusade.

>>26317019
loli market is low these days, I'm waiting for the second episode of Seidorei Gakuen for the mesugaki scenes

>>26318016
>implying she wouldn't just take you to her room and manhandle you like a stress ball

>>26318149
That's one of the perks of the job.
Conquering the world is a stressful affair, after all. Girl's gotta direct it somewhere.

>>26318016
yeah, me

>>26318016
Ogey

Does anyone else wanna cut Gura's heart out of her chest and eat it?

Why does Gura love penis? Because it feels good in her little vagina?

i WILL be nourishment for gura
got my shell all ready to be crunched into pieces, while my juices drip all over her mouth
WE SHALL BE ONE
FOREVER

>>26318329
I want the exact opposite.
I want to see Gura eating my still beating heart in my last moments of life

I want to gently bite Gura's clitoris between my teeth through her panties, so that she pisses and i suck the piss through the panties.

>>26317140
THE perfect body type

arent you guys a little too horny

>>26318595
no? nope.

>>26318595
I want to lick Guras nipples as she squirms beneath me

>>26318595
This isn't even 10% of my power.

I think she has big plans for tomorrow and decided to go to bed early so that she can make sure tomorrow goes well because it's really important to her.
But I also think it has nothing to do with us or Hololive.

>>26318595
I want too deep throat her so her neck bulges while she shits down my gullet.

>>26318595
I'm the correct amount of horny for Gura's loving kisses and succs.

>>26318595
I saved up my goom for today's member stream which was canceled so I have to let it all out now

>>26318769
cute! happy for her

>>26318595
You can never be too horny

>>26318595
Hope you had fun in DBD, Gura

>>26318769
She got an idea on how to make her marriage proposal to chumbies more romantic and delayed the stream.

>>26318595
Gura's ability to sexually frustrate her chumbies is unmatched

>>26317019
Could try tiny evil, seikatsu shuukan, and toshi densetsu 2. Theres not alot of good loli hentai.

>>26319128
shoujo ramune is basiclaly the only ive seen that made me want to watch it a second time. Or even finish it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQOrRZRKFWE&t=1h57m40s
kek

>>26319560
uh, yab

>>26319560
this fucking nigger

>>26319560
>meme shark
IRyS fucking hates Gura for real

>>26319560
You can't just say that on stream, Irys.

>>26319520
thing is, what's the point of hentai when they censor it?

>>26319765
Thank japanese laws

>>26319560
Goddamnit

>>26319560
to maybe sorta be fair its the 18th in japan right now and Gura's call ins are on the 19th on her schedule
thats if you wanna give benefit of the doubt

>>26319844
like of you're making child sodomy porn, why bother obeying laws. What's so bizarre is how compliant japs are with the law. Like how about just not censor your shit. If I complied with my local laws, i couldn't even browse this thread cos this country considers drawings to be cp. But I just don't comply. I will have my shark cunny.

Happy birthday, Gura, I love you.

>>26320030

>>26320030
Because if they don't obey the laws it won't get published and the studio gets hit by law enforcement?
Thankfully Japan loves cunny and does their utmost to supply the world with lolis

>>26320113
Wrong country retard

>>26320113
>he tips his agents

>>26318595
I want her to sit on my face

>>26320113
ah, that's a classic

>>26320113
your bureaus have no power here.

damn, everyone here really is new if they don't recognize that

>>26315928
watching this today is a little painful, people used to be such crybabies about asmr content like jesas , I'm glad a good portion got filtered

>>26320140
>>26320208
USA is the police of the world

>>26320247
world's largest gang

>>26320133
Yeah i'll take what i can get. Bless them. But it will also never not bother me. Fortunately western artists don't always censor Gura lewds.

>>26320246
I really hate those types. You got plenty of Minecraft, now let the adults have some fun.

>>26320247
2d is not illegal under US law which is why you can find it on the internet at all since as far as the web is concerned US law is THE law in 99% of cases.

>>26320133
What if all artists simultaneously stop censoring their work in mass protest. Not one more pixelated cunny, no more!

Funniest thing is you can watch a japanese girl shove live sea slugs up her shitting prolapsed anus with hints of blood, but they still pixelate the vagina. Like good job people, well done. Lol.

Or they can show the inside of a vagina, like the cervix, and cervix sounding, but they pixelate the outside of the vagina. Like one girl had a speculum spreading open her vagina till we could see the cervix, and another girl took a shit in it, then made the speculum girl drink the shit and piss out of her own speculum spread vagina with a straw. But thank god they pixelated the outside of the vagina. Phew! That was a close one!

>>26320769
Bro what kind of fucking porn are you watching my god

>>26320769
y-yeah, definitely...

>>26320769
I get your point, but jesus christ I did not need to know such things existed

>just got home from work
>looking forward to members vod
>vod doko?
>disappointed but then remember that today is roommates birthday
>happy because Gura is spending her real birthday with friends and family instead of on the internet like a hikineet

>>26320769

>>26320769
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the normalfag. I just want loving kisses, moans, and succs from my sharkwife.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>26320769
This post is glowing

>>26320900
nah truth be told, i'd rather a kiss and a hug than all that other stuff too. i think i was just dropped on my head as a baby.

>>26320871
She was planning to ask her chumbies to marry her, but she decided to try to make an even more romantic stream later for it, instead.

>Watching some unrelated PoE content
>Suddenly see Gura and Ame in someone's hideout
S-sugoi!

>>26321076
Everywhere I look...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi47uaTbSOE

>>26321076
Every day my love for Dino Gura grows ever hotter

>>26320871
haha... yeah...
With friends... good for her...

>>26321164
Based JPbros.

I am a hollow shell with no goals in life. My mind is too scattered to articulate my feelings and I am ever so angry at the world for being born

>doumo same dechu
isnt this japanese babytalk. gura should embrace kronii making fun of her and use this like the baby she is

>>26321305
mind too scattered is relateable. Brain fog has left me a shell of a human being, barely able to function. I watch shark to feel less like dying. Not many thoughts, but shark good. Shark keep me alive.

This thread is glowing all of a sudden

>>26321047
How can she marry the chumbies when shes already married to me? Yeah ME. No not you and no you did not make this post.

>>26321509
Sorry for my schizo rambling at the end. I did in fact, make this post.

>>26321509
It is I, the maker of this post.

>>26321509
I made this post.

>>26321509
this post belongs to me

>>26321509
She is a pure maiden who will marry her four million shrimps and consummate the marriage by making passionate love to them.

Damn, I really want catshark Gura to suck me off.

I don't know how I'm going to make it through today. I'm already starting to feel physically ill.
And now as I'm writing this I realize that it's not even the 18th yet. What is happening to me?

>>26321476
This entire board is glowing. Why do you think archives keep getting knocked down?

>>26321784
Especially after today, this board is fucking radioactive

>>26321640
It's getting harder and harder to believe ANY part of what you just said is true.

>>26321509
That's right, I made this post

>>26321722
https://leetcode.com/

>>26321825
She will probably set the wedding day fairly soon since she has been so horny for her chumbies lately.

>>26321640
>a pure maiden
Do you really think this?
After everything that's happened? After everything that's been found out?
I used to think this. Now, I don't know anymore.

this is an idol

>>26321985
Of course she's not pure. We make sweet, sometimes violent, love every night. We are married afterall, it shouldn't be surprising

>>26321985
nothing's been found out. yall got nothing. just rrats and overactive imaginations.

I get sad when I think about her nowadays.

>>26322040
2023 birthday merch

I am the first and final chumbud. The beginning and the end...

>>26321985
it's pretty obvious that she considers chumbuds her lovers.

>>26322089
then leave. I will be the final chumbud. I will take her hand in marraige and have 15 beautiful white children with her.

I swear this guy must be an ai chat bot or something. He (they?) always type like their balls are tucked and duct tape.

>people pretending to be me again
Im Gura's husband and there is nothing you can do about it

>>26322179
i think they might be trans or something.

The pain never ends, no hope, no inspiration, no motivation, nothing more than a void

>>26322191
I posted this

>>26321985
Yes, we are not talking about Rushia, we are talking about Gura

>>26322237
listen to her kisses and her love for her chumbuds, until you have enough to just survive and make it one more day

>>26322179
>it's a bot
Makes a lot more sense. Not even the most mentally ill shitposters would endure much more than a week.

>>26321213
its ok chumbie, i'll be your friend

>>26322147
>then leave.
I have nowhere to go.

>>26322291
Having seen the stuff OpenAI can put out it wouldn’t surprise me at all if it was a neural net trained to farm (you)s

>>26321947
leetcode scrubs dont even know what a socket or shared memory is

>>26322291
Honesty, love, hurt feelings, woe is me, and some doxxfaggotry for good measure and you can get a decent post generator.

>>26322340
Then...you shall die

>>26322340
well then chin up champ. Back straight, get something nice to drink, and watch some nice gooba vods. Her voice helps me in the darkest of times. I still long for her painfully, but it helps overall. Plus i've got all you lunatics to yell into the void with, so...

>>26322179
Have you never experienced unrequited love, anon?

>>26322472
Yes but it didn't turn me gay.

>>26310518
>>26310621
>>26310795
>>26311235
>>26311520
>>26312179
>>26313761
tell me you're parasocial & deranged without telling me you're parasocial & deranged

>>26322426
okay, but it's still a better way for him to spend his time

>>26322536
all me

>>26322472
better to have unrequited love than to not love at all. Focus on the comfy aspects of that love feelin and enjoy it for what it is. Love me shork.

>>26322536
I AM parasocial and deranged and I fucking love it.

>>26322442
I didn't used to feel this way about her, you know. Something about her has changed. I know you feel it too.

>>26322601
What does that mean?

>>26322536
ok tourist

>>26322601
yeah something changed. She got even better.

We have a soundpost for cripple schizo, maybe we should have one for unrequited love schizo

Gura's succs confirm her true feelings for chumbies.

>>26322673
i'm wondering that they're the same person playing more mind games.

>>26322536
No. It's okay. I'll just say it outright.
I'm parasocial and derangedly in love with her.

>>26322673
they're the same person but that'd be funny

>>26322729
obviously the same person, you could notice their posting style

>>26322576
This isn't true at all. I would much rather die alone than become obsessed with something I can never experience.
There are people who are alone but are not lonely. Loneliness is the worst thing that exists.

>>26322793
i just don't understand why their love for gura is so weak, their heart broken just cos gura plays games with a friend. It's very odd.

>>26322601
The only thing that changed is how fucking funny she's been.
Last year there were a lot of background noise streams but (When she streams) I've been fiding myself actually watching them now.

>>26322793
I'm not crippleschizo. He wants to hurt her. I want to hurt myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgJocuprmBE

bros.. is this true?

>>26322914
I agree. I've always loved her but her streams ever since her break have just been all god tier. I guess being able to actually take a break and relax for a while did her well.

>>26322935
being an attention whore here isn't going to make you feel better

>>26322914
She has progressed a lot as a streamer and now she's trying to get better at off-stream work. She's conquering a lot of challenges and I think it's sweet that along the way she has fallen in love with chumbies and will propose marriage soon.

>>26322908

>>26322866
Bro, i haven't touched another human in 12 years. Lost everyone. So I know loneliness. Unrequited love for Gura might be painful, but there is also a pleasantness to the feeling that I kinda hang on to, to get me through. I focus on the comfy feels she gives me, use it as a source for motivation. I'm gonna be spending the next 30 or 40 years alone, so i might as well make the most of it. Not denying it hurts though, but nothing in life is easy.

>>26322980
Not clicking your shitty clip.

how do I sleep for 30 hours?

>>26323095
This explains a lot. Didn't know this had its own classification

>>26321814
Wait what did I miss? I was talking about the other week. I've only been in /ggg/ today, do I have to nuke my shit?

I have unrequited love for fembuds.

>>26318106
he draw good

>>26323095
Isn't this like everybody though? I'm a bit like this. Just don't want to be alone. But one can be self aware and try not to do these things.

>>26323129
diphenhydramine

>>26323211
No you're good, the government is only killing nijisanji fans thankfully

>>26323211
let's just say that one niji girl forgot to buy clothes when she was young

>>26323211
People definitely weren't spamming the nudes of a vtuber who posted them on /b/ when she was 14. Definitely not.
Well it seems like the proof that it is her is kind of flimsy at least.

>>26323242
>Isn't this like everybody though?
No absolutely not.

>>26323237
I WILL save Mittsu and take her Indo cunny out of that shithole

>>26323242
Of course not. These just scream the loudest.

>>26323237
mm faunya mommy milkies

>>26323406
fauna is going to breastfeed me

>>26322536
Yeah, I love her more than anything

>>26323126
I hope you find someone soon.

>>26323324
tell me more, i've only been in here while listening to goob asmr.

Never thought I'd say this but thank jesas for Juneteenth so I can take off work on Monday and watch the birthday stream live
t. works 12-8pm

>>26320769
uhmm source?

>>26323324
They do that shit to every female streamer, so I just assume it's fake every time.

>>26323311
>>26323323
>>26323324
Ok I completely missed that, jesas christ wtf.

>>26323126
based, hope shit works out for you bud

>>26323467
same to all yall. no one deserves to be alone.

>>26323237
I am going to correct LH
>>26323473
Literal nothing burger. It's like that dude going to /b/ and posting all his "Gura irl" porn

Why is it that after years of never really feeling a close connection with anyone and wondering if I was actually capable of feeling romantic love for someone, a fucking anime shark girl vtuber is the person I fall in love with? It took me a while to come to terms with it, but there's really no doubt about it.

>>26323557
Because its easier to let your guard down when its parasocial

>>26323504
The "comparing moles" shit always seems autistic to me. For her sake I really hope its not her. And I hope its actually an adult in the pics.

>>26323548
is it still in the catalog? I'll cross reference, see if fake.

>>26323557
It's the same for me. I feel stupid and ashamed. But I can't help how I feel about her.

>>26323668
tfw i was about to go and compare some moles. maybe i shouldn't

>>26323746
Well if you're so sure it's not her, then there isn't any harm in it, right?

Gurass

>>26323843
youre a good poster

>>26322908
>their love for Gura
it never existed. He was never a Gura fan

>>26323806
i haven't found them yet kek

>>26323843

i don't want to sift through all the nigger porn to find them. god i hate /b/

>>26323929
it's unreal how erotic this image is

>>26323929
i want to suck on the part of her spats that sits over her asshole.

>>26323557
Actually same desu.
I thought I knew better, but I guess I don't.
Oh well, love me shork.

>>26323892
Do you not know how to use the archive sites or something? Are you new?
>>26323976
They were posted to /b/ in 2004. You're going to be looking for a while

>>26324076
oh wait, add 4 years to that.

>>26322908
Real love is built on trust. And if this persons trust in Gura is so flimsy as to snap and rekickstart this schizo timeloop then I can only question how much they really loved her.

>>26323843
based

>>26324164
That's why i keep telling them they're weak. Their love is week. Or he just hated her from the start. Fuck knows. Being trapped in a wheelchair gotta fuck with your head.

look at my wife's wife

>>26323323
>>26323324
Don't worry buds.
The girl there is 17 by the most generous parameters.

>>26324276

>>26324402
thats not shion

I want Gawr to reverse rape me

>>26324546
Gura has many wives
Miku, Shion, Gawr, Aqua, Amelia, Fubuki, Megumin, Matsuri, Fauna, and many more

>>26324556
Gura will probably cybersex us lovingly the first time, but after that it's all pegging ERP.

>>26324693
me

>>26324730
The weak will be filtered and I will enjoy my cute shark wife's cute shark strap-on

Shion told her viewers to tweet シオンちゃんのアーカイブ so that it would trend and make all her fans who didn't watch the stream worry that something happened to the archive.
She's always trying to pull pranks on her viewers and it's really cute. When she finally said I love you after all these years after reaching a million subs it melted me.

>>26323474
My company gave me the day off, I would have been off work on time for the stream but it's nice to have the whole day off

>>26325374
that brat made me record the stream! i believed her! and she kept tweeting that she was going to delete it!

>>26325374
Shion loves us.

>>26323557
My favorite part about being in love with Gura is that I love her for who she is. I was captured by her voice and personality, and I know im in love with her as a person and not just for superficial reasons

I love you Gura

>>26325677
Gabby I won't fuck you no matter how fat and squishy the tailplug is. It's not the same as a real tail.

>>26325677
Fuck off Gabby

>>26325677
i will gladly fuck you gabby let's go!

>>26324732
LONDON?
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>>26325677
happy birthday gabby

happy birthday gooba!