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SANA SOON

Fuck I thought i hated sana
just listened to her song... I'm crying like a fucking idiot. Maybe i need to give her a chance

Lonely space-fairing Sanalites accidentally crash into an inhabited world. Bread dogs now have opportunity to make new friends, or enemies.

>>26236201
Or, you know.
Just eat them.

>>26236235
Sanalites don't knead to eat though.

I fucking love this aussie princess

LUV SANNER wish I hadn't procrastinated on the bread dog thing

>3 am
no...

>>26237850
I need sleep...

>2am on a work night
Luv me Sanner but need to sleep, enjoy the kino lads

EUbros…

it will be 9PM for me, so good to watch while eating dinner!

>tfw Sana's army of bread dogs will get infected by X-parasites and turn on her.
We need to bake bread dogs using Metroid eggs so they can ear X-parasites.

>>26241343
I don't think Sanallites are "alive" enough to be infected, at best they'd tunnel inside us

>>26241496
Neither are robots, but X-parasites can infect those just fine.

I can see my bread dog on her thumbnail, ive made it bros

>>26242161
Gratz Anon! I can't see mine yet but happy to see so many bread puppers for Sana

Somehow I knew she would stream while my internet is fucked. Tell her she's cute for me, bros...

>>26235544
Luckily Sana is very forgiving
There is time to repent for your sins in an hour

I'm glad I can listen to the goober karaoke in its entirety without overlaps. Thanks Sanner!

>>26241562
ACKCHUALLY, BOX and Nightmare in Fusion were explicitly said to be cyborgs, with BOX having a cloned brain as a CPU and Nightmare being a whole technorganic monstrosity.

This reminds me of an asteroid made of bread dogs about to crash onto a planet

Its time!

>>26249649
She's delaying a bit to finish listening to Gura karaoke

Sanner?

Sana extending the start time to watch Gura's karaoke. Very chill move

>>26250658
BASED

Starting now!

SANNER ON THE TELLY!

>>26250658

The bread-suit armor has arrived!

ENTER
SANALLITES

LOOK GARY THAT'S ME

Sanner...

I'm on the tele!!!

>>26249765
The Karoke will never end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5xGUCk0HQ0
I'll protect Sana!

Why didn't we help Sana?
Sanallites are so useless...

hey my bread dog made it in!

I will never forgive Sana for what she did to my arknights account

>>26253182
what did she do?

>>26253044
Sumimasen I'm only good for emotional support.

>>26253287
make them whale

come on boys we need to try harder to protect Sana

watching Sana's gamer neurons slowly reactivate after slacking off on Kirby is satisfying

>Sana thought she did a twitter space, but it was all just a dream
I hate it when this happens

How do you tune into Sana's dream spaces?

>>26254417
and she did it three times.
Dream Sana is pretty productive.

Stream is 80% Sana freakout noises but that's all I really ask for anymore these days tbdesu

Oh god I'm late forgive me. What did I miss?

>>26255097
Many failed attempts to cross an EMMI zone. I hope you caught the successful run, though.

>I'm not dealing with that shit
Tell me someone here is making a sound file of that.

Debating if I want to tune in the stream this late or watch the whole VOD tomorrow.

Are sanallites just reverse nanomachines?
Softening in response to physical trauma?

>you can't come from behind
Sana...

>>26256451
Of course, our bones and organs are made of bread

she did it!!

>Still doesn't know left from right
She should do a KING cover

yes that's the Sana I know! she was really starting to feel those dodges.
if she hadn't taken such long breaks inbetween streams she'd probably be really good with the controls by now.

>>26257326
as long as Snail House produces this too

>sana is streaming right now
>only 2.5k viewers
>dead sana thread
>only 63 post
>last post 10 minutes ago

>>26258264
Shh sana on telly

>>26258264
love sanners

>taunts enemy
>gets hit anyway
I love her

>>26258264
What happened and what caused her to lose so much momentum?

That little no was great

>>26258264
No one likes Metroid Dread. I’m just here because I love Sana

so is Sana just getting the collectables now?

>>26259591
Sounds like a very Sana thing to do.

That does look scary

I refuse to believe Australia is real

>>26259864
fuck that I'd genocide those things

>>26260072
Britain doesn't have the best history of considering the repercussions their actions would have

>no more bikinis
QUICK START GLOBAL WARMING

>>26260686

It's over.

>stream ended literally a minute ago
I MISS SANA

>>26260894
I wrote this

Well turns out bread makes for terrible armor, but great for emotional support.
Fun stream.

I'll have to watch the VOD another time. Wound up getting busy before bed.

>>26258623
Imagine if she did something really stupid like providing zero status updates on her condition for months and then suddenly dropping the news in a 15 minute stream like it was no big deal, like it wouldn't significantly affect her streaming. That would be crazy, man.

how did Sana do? I didn't get to watch the end but I saw her beat the chozo soldiers.

Wonder if Sana will have another project for bread dogs later.

Did she mention what her next stream was gonna be?

>>26266247
Not really.
It's probably more metroid again

>>26266247
>>26266310
Wait, I forgot about the minecraft ID portal building
I think it's scheduled for next week?

>>26266429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZSzZplc0lc&t=4344s

>completely forgot to tweet about her metroid stream
same thing almost happened on her birthday as well

>>26267789
You have to watch baby Sana for 8 hours. How do you manage?

>>26269435
Drop her off at my mom's place. I can't stand babies.

>>26269435
as long as we have food prepared, I'm good. just gotta get her comfy and she'll probably nap for a couple of those hours.

>>26266310
if she streams Metroid again soon she'll do a lot better at it. she was starting to hit a groove this time around and it would be good to keep that going into the later areas.
the long breaks make it easy for her to forget the buttons.

cute

>>26271157
Yeah I also think she should wrap it up while the controls are still fresh in her head again
I wonder what games are left for her to play though. She'll probably just wait for either Splatoon or Pokemon Scarlet/Violet to drop and stick to Minecraft in the meantime

>>26271635
(samefag)
A non-gaming stream would be nice though
Holoscopes, perhaps ;_;
Forgot what I was gonna ask her for my sign though, her dropping astrology streams made me feel like she didn't like it after all so I feel like she's secretly gonna be annoyed/cringing at any potential question I might have

>>26271157
>>26271635
If she finished Metroid and then immediately hopped into another platformer with similar controls (i.e. the number of commands which she isn't used to but also isn't uncommon), and then also returned to Celeste for B-sides, I think keeping that rhythm of challenge would finally start to awaken the True Gamer Sana.
I was really impressed with some of her moments tonight despite her forgetting buttons, because she picked some things back up pretty well. Doing all of that Kirby probably did leave some residual platformer skills compared to when she hopped back on Metroid after just grinding Pokemon.

I feel she's like Gohan, with the most potential but needs a push. She's got the grindset but just has to avoid second guessing herself or her controller, and has to get used to balancing the more challenging games with any distractions from chat.

>>26272056
I wonder if her back's feeling much better these days, if only she could do longer streams again she'd have no issue with platformers, since she probably only has time to play games on stream

Where sana's ecchi stuff???

>>26276256
cut babies

>>26276401
You monster.

>>26276256
>>26276401
>>26276643
only *cute babies

>>26276256

>>26259864
Fun fact, it has the exact same evolutionary adaptation as a mole, despite being extreamly unrelated

>>26278097
Sana wears armor for looks not stats

>>26278936
damn nature is scary

Dread looks like such a difficult game, wtf.

>>26250658
Sana evangelize Council with the blessing of a broken back. But more seriously, it was kinda close and could've gone either way.

>>26256511
Be a man anon.

>>26286544
Well yeah but it's funny seeing Sana getting smug about the win when she got knocked out lmao

>>26278097
>>26281561
>Gate of Babylon but with bread

>>26272501
Here you go anon.

>>26284126
That's a gay looking horse, whimsical and rediculous.

>>26278097
Mistle is top dog!

>>26293980
>sana playing favourites

>>26294655
Imagine not being on Sana's booba

>>26272376
Yeah I think her back also affects her patience a bit. Kirby 64 was the most flustered I've seen her get, but even that was after dying a bunch of times.

It looked like she was feeling better during Metroid though. She didn't mind being patient with some of the enemy patterns and spending some time looking for secrets. When Sana seems too rushed to explore, you know she's having a rough day.

>>26294949
At least i was on the top of the pile and can take solace in being part of her bread armour

>>26278097
>>26281561
which Sanallite got drooled on during stream?

>>26293980
You mean updog?

>>26295752
Sana's tea withdrawal...

>>26257448
The control looks complicated af. The game is probably fun af once you got a good handle of it tho.

>>26240063
>her dangoes glow and shine when she's happy

That's kawaii af bruh

>>26281588
The little claws look cute, convergent evolution sure is interesting.

>>26271552
Ollie's kinda decent drawing. This actually looks better than her birthday gift for sana.

>this made it in

lel

>>26298178
I also saw the other one too, the smaller one

>>26259864
good lord they're just used to seeing those things?

>>26298112

>>26297743
For a casual gamer yeah it gets complicated and it doesn't help the game expects you to remember everything in between sessions.

But if you get good though then dread really makes you feel like a sleek acrobatic death machine.

>>26300662
Australia was originally made to be a penal colony for a reason, you know.
someone please get Sana and Bae out of that shithole

>>26304578
How can I help Sana and Bae?

>>26297743
>>26303161
The controls are still pretty typical as far as Metroid goes. Most of the new techniques in Dread are actually to make the game easier in some ways. Like having a slide for quick low profiling without having to morph ball input, melees are a quick last resort option when getting chased, grapple hook and scanning are their own buttons and not something you have to separately equip, free-aim lets you cheese some enemies at tricky angles, airdash for quick movement so you don't need a running start for everything, homing missiles and magnetic item drops streamline farming and screen clearing, grapple walls offer a lot more options so you're not just locked into one state while using them, wall jumping is generally a lot easier, there's just overall more flexibility and more ways to maneuver with the new stuff.

But if you just want to play traditional, stick to basic movement and keep your distance, that usually works too. It will just take longer to deal with some stuff, but Sana was willing to do that with some bosses just maneuvering around the screen rather than getting fancy with dashes and parries.

Is bread dog armor comfy to sleep in?

>>26306185
It's a portable mattress

Im sorry sanallites, but I love sanner more than you.

>>26297637
Who's Steve Jobs?

>>26304578
>>26304800
but Sana really likes the beaches and the coffee
and she gets to talk to her JP clients and senpais during the daytime

>>26310429
Good

>>26310429
Well I would hope so lad.

I had a dream where I was a vTuber again. I was a shota-baba alchemist designed by papa Pako. In the dream I became the number one Holostar because women love shotas I guess. It was just a dream. I had fun being Sana's baby Earth brother. How can I stop these dreams?

>>26315363
Psychiatric medicine

>>26318534
Already on it.

>>26320507
Then take more

>>26320570
And what happens if that doesn't work?

>>26322150
Take even more until it works or you die, which also solves your problem.

>>26315363
so you were basically like San's true voice reveal?

>>26322402
Maybe? I wasn't San fortunately.

>>26315363
Embrace your dreams...and whatever happens, protect your honor...as a holostar

>>26323264
>Cover unveils Holostars EN gen 2.
>Holostar shota becomes massively popular with lonely women and roasties.
>Holostar shota is also all but confirmed here-tuber.

So if this becomes true how badly would /vt/ meltdown?

>>26324109
The price of popularity is steep anon. mostly in VT tears

>>26324204
Gura's chat is completely unuseable. And then you only respond to simps because their messages are the only ones readable after stream. Even then you only read the $20 or more chats.

>>26324483
tbf a lot of the sub $20 are worthless/bait

Sana!

>>26312201
*turn you into bread*

ligma dangoes

What if you have to feed and take care of your spermatozoa until they become house sized to have a chance at cosmic conception?

what happens to bread in the vacuum of space

>>26329628
Bunbun my beloved

>>26330226
Air stuck indide it grts sucked out and it compresses into a hard solid lump

>>26330171
Some tried, but the results were mixed

>>26329628

does anybody still have a screencap of the first bread dog drawing?

>>26335013
Members only content

>>26335318
but it's the legendary sanallite
the one that sana dreamed about at the birth of the universe

>>26335013

169cm isn't really that tall. I always imagined her to be 183cm+

>>26341556
the japanese are smoll...

>>26341556
>>26341664
Anything above 165 is approaching amazoness levels.

>>26341556
A bit sad to think Reine and Kaela’s taller than her by a few cm, but then again they’re both wearing heels

>>26337985
Literally me.

>>26336832
How unsettling.

>>26341556
Wasn't Coco 1.80?

did you all watch her art presentation the other night? Her being able to balance something that incredibly detailed and Hololive work actually made me gain a lot of respect for her.
I don't think people realize how much mental analyzing/time goes into professional level art.

>>26336832
I bet this sanallite smelled really nice.

>>26349776
Link? People tend to ignore this when they hate on Sana.

>>26343480
Shortnallite...

>>26351470
https://www.pixiv.net/special/drawfest3/en/
You have to register and they'll send you a link

Bread dogs rolling over for Sana.

>>26353614
I love this image

>>26349776
she certainly stays busy

I wanna get the bread dog plush, but with shipping it's gonna put me out 60 bones. Are Hololive plushies good quality?

is it just me or sana's subcribers has bumped up a bit.

t. Not a sana viewer

>>26355246
Well Sana released an original English song and she's streaming more often. Natural growth of subscribers would seem natural.

>>26352292
Oh neat, thank you!

>Kronii and Bae represent redshift/blueshift in Astrogirl
Nice reference

>>26337985
blessed bread

Someday I'll be good enough to bake my own bread dog. I just need to get back to drawing stuff.

Pan pan!

>>26353919
Sana had one and she seemed pretty happy with it.
If it's built to withstand your face falling on to it it should be okay.

I can't speak for hololive quality, but plushies tend to come out pretty good, especially if most of the details are stitched in. I'm usually more picky about their softness.

I like how Sana continues to work hard in spite of not getting the recognition her other Gen mates get. It's admirable and makes me want to cheer her on.

>>26363213
like kronii said, sana has the grindset!

>>26349776
Yeah, and I can see why she doesn't draw as Sana. Doing all of her photoshop curves on Kronii would be exhausting.

is Sana's song your favorite original song from Council so far?

I keep flipflopping if it's my #1 or #2. the MV is definitely my favorite and goes nicely with the music.

>>26366531
I think it's my favorite among the Council original songs. The MV is definitely my favorite, among EN original MVs.

>>26367734
Yeah the MV is so good. It almost feels like the intro for a cartoon..
I hope Sana does a similar approach with her next song and tells like another story.

Dear Sana,

Please come back to bread planet someday. We'll be waiting. Pan pan!

>>26371295
what if we move Bread Planet closer to Earth?
Cybertron could do it, so we could too!

>>26372027
But where would we put bread planet that won't distrupt Earth's orbit. Bread planet needs to be the right distance away from the star to bake new Sanalites. Pan pan!

>>26366531
Honestly yeah, dethroned Let Me Stay Here for me.

>>26366531
As soon is it came out it became my #1 council orisong
I liked listening to Let Me Stay Here a lot before Astrogirl released, though

Sana decides to make bread pudding. Which one of you offers themselves up at sacrifice?

>>26376910
I was already cutting myself into small chunks before you even asked, sucker. I'm fucking ready!

>>26287393
I trusted you...

>>26377167
I'm sorry you don't have an imagination.

>>26376910
Not me, I'm stale and moldy.

>>26373803
>>26374013
I think we must share similar tastes Sanallites. Fauna's is the other one I really like.
The only thing that I miss with Astrogirl by comparison is that there isn't much of an instrumental portion, so the song feels a bit shorter than it could be. It's the perfect length to go with the MV though, so it's not like a problem.
I also love that Astrogirl is all English lyrics too. Not sure if I'd like Fauna's more if it was all English or not, but I like that Sana's song is easily an earworm in my head since I know the words.

I need to watch Astrogirl before bed tonight.

>>26378668
Yeah I felt like it’s a bit too short, I would’ve loved to jam to something longer
I also like how it’s entirely in English, but I’m not exactly against having Japanese lyrics since I listen to Japanese songs a lot

She’s so cute…

Hope to have more Sana dreams. Hope they're full anime this time and not vTubing.

>>26380680
Yeah I don't hate Japanese lyrics, it just makes it harder for me to sing along in my head. And sometimes when they swap words mid-sentence it reads a little weird.
I think maybe it pops out at me less when the English portions of a Japanese song sound like Engrish and not as clearly spoken.

We're not alone

>>26349776
I just finished watching the VOD, and my main takeaway is that the madlass really used pixiv to distribute photos of her bathwater

>>26366531
Astrogirl > A New Start > Let Me Stay Here = Daydream > Play Dice

What phrases would a talking doll of Sana say?

>>26388108
H-Hot ..

what happened to that calli sana collab with holoJP members

>>26388108
>WOH!
>BEEEEEG!
>OW.
>SANANARA!
>horse sounds

>>26388108
Sana giggles

>>26389005
>>26390108
And where would you have to squeeze the doll to make it talk?

>>26391610
headpats of course

evil sana...

>>26392744
while wearing clown clothes no less

>>26388602
It's on her new schedule, should be happening tomorrow

>>26395384
is it going to be a collab for sure?

>>26396426
Well I don't know, it's got 3 guests...

>>26396525
I hope Sana is on, that should be a good one.
hopefully also Sana doesn't oversleep like Bae did

Sana needs to find time to sleep more.

>>26377167
What's wrong step-anon?

>>26387335

>>26396525
>3 guests

Do you know what that means?

My beloved space babe.

>>26388108
Thank you for the neuron activation.

Is pan pan a chant to materialize a bread singularity?

>>26360577
Amen.

>>26363213

>>26377002
Masonallite...

Nene turned into a hot dog, super Nene dog, and it's the funniest shit that Sanachi has ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hkrt5YJrD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hkrt5YJrD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hkrt5YJrD8

Sana will teach her senpai Aussie English

>>26411728
Nice, a good time for me to watch

>>26410579
>>26411073
Sana smiles bring happiness!

Did my fellow sanallites exercise today?

>>26414361
I went outside but have not exercised today unfortunately

>>26411728
>8 AM EST

Rip, I start working at 8:30.

>>26414361
Always go try for PB, i do it for sana

Bread bump.

>>26418923
potato bread
>asmr crunch noises

>>26419226
>ara ara~
>ara a-*CRUNCH*

>>26415735
Imagine the smell.

Imagine the warmth.

Imagine the dampness.

Imagine the taste.

Was going to watch Calli's stream tomorrow. I got a fucking threat by the fire marshal. One week of flash floods cause six inch weeds to grow five feet in two weeks here.

>>26423648
I swear that whenever chores are brought up in these threads, sanallites are always preoccupied with mowing the lawn, some type of landscaping, or gardening. What's up with that?

>>26419350
>*slurp*

>>26423840
Gardening is an essential skill for space travel. We have to grow our food in space because there's nowhere to stock up.

>>26415030
Well, at least you are getting vitamin D

>>26415735
I'm proud of you anon. Also, thank you for the absolute sex that is your pic related.

>>26425142
I've also eaten a lot of veggies today. mostly carrots and some broccoli. not sure if I'll even bother having a big meal today

>>26423840
sanallites touch a lot of grass. that's why our threads are so comfy

>>26423648
I've been out of power for ten hours now. Looks like it's going for upwards of a day because I live in a goddamn shithole. I'm gonna miss Gura's birthday, Sana on the telly and the food in my fridge is going to spoil right after I blew my check on it just because the faggots at the power company don't want to work, only charge.

>>26425647
That really sucks. I hope that the electric will come back soon for you. Where do you live anon? Before the food in your fridge spoils, you can probably buy some bags of ice to keep inside your fridge cool.

>>26425808
Some banana republic-ass shithole in the tropics, I won't specify because I'll get swarmed with greentext arrows.

>>26425910
As long as you don't advertise crypto scams like Pajeet then I think you'll ve fine here.

>>26425910
>anon gets eigo-jouzu'd

Is bag of ice a north american thing? You can just go to any nearby convenience store and grab a big bag of ice cubes for 2 - 3 dollars.

SANA IN MOOM CHAT

>>26426422
It's pretty ubiquitous, some convenience stores might not have it if they're small enough

>>26426915
Any Sana chats of note to come out?

I went back and rewatched the parts of Metroid stream that I missed. I really hope she considers playing another game in the series too because she has a real sequence breaker's mindset which is perfect. If she sees something barely out of reach she'll still try to go for it.

sana is on the telly(phone) (gura ch)

Sanananana

>brain butter

Third worlder banana bread here. Power came back just after Sanner called the shark. What did she say?

>>26435862
I'm glad my prayers to Sana have been answered and you got your power back. At least you won't go hungry because your food spoiled.

Sana, Gura and the RULE OF NATURE

>>26435862
I missed the start, but when I tuned in, Sana was talking about how Gura is a big shark now, to which Gura said it's more mental than physical, it leads to Sana talk about bigger fishes get to gobble up smaller fishes to which Gura pleaded that she's all lean, stringy and overall not good for eating. Also something something brain butter. It ended with Sana wishing the world's most special and cool shark a very happy birthday.

>>26441903
If Gura can learn anything from Hololive is that you don't need to be the biggest or strongest to become the apex predator of the world. You just need the biggest booba.

Sana seems to know a lot of obscure facts about a lot of subjects.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb-T0dsPX9s

>>26455663
This does put a smile on my face. He's such a good dude.

>>26455663
Very nice, kind of makes me want to pick up drumming

What would brain butter on toasted sanallite taste like

>>26456972
Probably a little too sweet, cake frosting/butter on toast would be a weird combo

>>26458439
>a little too sweet
You forget the diet of our oshi

now that destiny hype is over, there's no need for a new thread see ya bros

oops wrong tab haha ignore that bros

>>26462893
Thanks for the bump, asshat.

>>26463198
i made a post in the wrong thread/board which i promptly deleted no need to get angry

bump

AmeGura lust is taking over the board...

Sana ga suki!!

I wonder if Sana would play Outer Wilds.
It's a shit streaming game if you leave the chat on because backseaters can't help themselves and there are a lot of things that retards don't realize are supposed to be puzzles, but it would be on brand.

>>26470276
I wonder if this was what the view was like from the first Sanallite that saw her

Sana in 60