/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Good evening nijisanji!

Uki Uki Daisuki!

>>26252325
Cute OP!

Second!

Soon...

Mysta love!

https://careerhack.en-japan.com/report/detail/971
Reminder that Riku is a trend-hopping, short-term oriented type of CEO. He had four failed business ventures and by his own admission he only released Nijisanji to "ride the wave" of VTubers and "get immediate results". He does not care about Nijisanji because he will simply "move on to the next thing" if it doesn't work out. The IPO is him cashing out his stocks.

> 今でこそ注目される田角さんだが、大失敗も経験している。2017年、別の動画サービスを仲間と立ち上げたが、投資元が見つからず事業を畳んでいる
Although Mr. Tazumi is now in the spotlight, he has also experienced major failures: In 2017, he launched another video service with a few colleagues, but the business folded when they could not find an investment source.
> バーチャルYouTuberの事業をはじめる以前に、4つの事業を立ち上げたのですが、失敗しました。出資を受けることができず、2人いた仲間も辞めて、自分だけが残って。
"Before starting the virtual YouTuber business, I had started four businesses, but they failed. I couldn't get investment, two of my colleagues quit, and I was the only one left."

> ただ、もともとの性格でいえば、ダラダラしがちで。だからこそ、逆に短期集中で一気にやっちゃいたいんですよね。
It's just that my personality is the "lazy" type. So I prefer to do things in short, concentrated bursts.
> さすがに人生の全部を集中するなんて無理なので、「やる時」と「やらない時」をきっぱり分けるようにしています。
Obviously it's impossible to concentrate on everything in life all at once, so I try to make a clear distinction between "when to do" and "when not to do".
> バーチャルYouTuber市場は立ち上がったばかりの市場。集中して取り組みたいですね。
The virtual YouTuber market is a market that has just started. I want to concentrate on it.
> 「すぐに結果が出る、短期勝負がしたい」
Title : I want to play the game in a way that I get immediate results.
> じつは、バーチャルYouTuberで勝負をしたのも、短期集中に向いている事業だと思ったから
In reality, we went with virtual YouTubers because we thought it was a business suited for short-term focus.

> 日本でもフィッシャーズの「笑ってはいけないアニ文字がツボに入ってしまった。」という動画が少しずつバズりはじめていて。マーケットもありそうだし、animoji×生配信をテーマにしようと考えていきました。
In Japan, the video series from "The Fishers'" called "YLYL : Animated emoji." got viral, and there seemed to be a market for it (This thing :https://youtu.be/28jAR_LDNJE))[Open].
> 流行りはじめていたanimojiとライブ配信、この掛け合わせに集中をすれば、自分でも勝負ができると思ったんです。
I thought that if I concentrated on the combination of animoji and live streaming - which was starting to become popular - I could compete in this field.
> その頃、バーチャルYouTuber『キズナアイ』が100万登録突破し、めちゃくちゃ盛り上がってきていて。女性YouTuberの中でも上位にランクインしてきて。
Around that time, VTuber "Kizuna Ai" had just surpassed 1M subs and was getting very popular. She was ranked high among female YouTubers.

> バーチャルYouTuberがくることは間違いなかった。その波に乗っかろうと「にじさんじ」をリリースしました。
There was no doubt that virtual YouTubers were coming. I released "Nijisanji" to ride that wave.
> この先、バーチャルYouTuberもいつまで伸び続けるかわからないですよね
In the future, we don't really know how long virtual YouTubers will continue to grow.
> ただ、それでいいと思ってるんです。次に「来る」と思った領域があったら、そこにどんどん張っていく。
However, I think that's fine. If I see a field that I think will be the next viral thing, I'll just expand into it.
> なんせ僕は短期集中タイプなので(笑)
After all, I am a short-term-focus type of person (lol).

What do you guys think is the "next big thing" in Riku's eyes?

Less than two days away from MGS4 weekend and Pomu is already thirsty for silver foxes.

>>26252386
Uki Love! I’m enjoying the stream!

Sonny Love! Get well soon looser

>>26252407
...

>>26252391
kek

>>26252141
>>26252184
Then how about this?
https://twitter.com/Kisaragi_1go/status/1531113915148423169

TOO MANY WORDS I think I'm going to throw up

Fuuchan LOVE! TOT

>>26252391

>>26252436
>>26252446
Sonny love!

Luca love!

>>26252462
Look closer anon.

>>26252434
Uki love! <3 Me too! They’re being really cute!

>>26252433
Your mother

<3

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama!

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!! I WANT TO MARRY AND IMPREGNATE THIS SISTER FAIRY!!!!

Randon, come home

By the way, Vox is probably going to collab with Kyouka from Overidea (Petra's old group) soon

>>26252542
thats a pretty cool wose

>>26252433
Porn.

>>26252501
I can't hear the sound.

>>26252563
>blue

>>26252542
ONE
LETTER

I sometimes wonder if ritual posters and thread regulars are huge schizos in the thread. Kind of like the lyrica poster being a milgur doxxnigger

>>26252520
I thought you didn't like any of the ENs?

>>26252602
Wtf??? Petra...

>>26252222
q-quads of truth...?

I want Vox to impregnate me, stroke my belly, and whisper in my ear

Ohyo siblings love!

>>26252645
I am

wuca wuca!

>>26252645
No, I just post Mint and Bustin.

Also. Fuck Elira

>>26252627

>>26252684
cute

>>26252645
I’m just horny

>>26252645
I promise I am not one of them…
Also Kittycat love!!

>>26252645
I'm kind of schizo but not like that

>>26252684
the art their mama made for her was cute

>>26252203
Wouldn't want it any other way

>>26252645
I am but I mostly keep it to myself

>>26252684
Unity… so warm… siblings love

Finana anal!

>463

>>26252645
I just love Luca a little too much. Nothing more.

>>26252386
\o/

Imagine marrying Selen Tatsuki and she tells you she wants a kid and that she'll be fine and she'll keep her gaming reps up while pregnant. When she finally gets two lines on her pregnancy test she'll jump and full body hug you crying about how happy she is after trying so hard. Everything is going great for a few months, Selen is glowing and her gamer activities are working out and her belly is quite small on her fridge body. Now imagine in a few months Selen has to stop her intense gaming because her feet hurt and her legs aren't used to holding up her new weight. Her belly extends almost a full foot in front of her and she's gained nearly 15 kilos. Imagine the look on Selen's face when her doctor tells her that she should take a break on her apex reps for a while because she's carrying triplets and the excessive toxicity is doing more harm than good. Imagine Selen reluctantly smiling at you and promising to stop pwning n00bs for now for the sake of preparing to take care of three kids at once. Imagine as the weeks go by and her womb fills up more and as her appetite and weight increase with it. Imagine finding your 7 month pregnant wife Selen Tatsuki raiding the fridge in the dark at 4:00 AM with a guilty look on her face when you find her, like a puppy and that gnawed holes into your pillow. Imagine Towering above her while she sits on the floor nervously wiping ice cream drips off of her massive belly and mumbling about how the kids made her do it. Imagine helping Selen up and princess carrying her back to bed and having her ask if she can lie on top of you because you're warm. Imagine Sniffing her hair as she lies facing upwards on top of your torso and guides your hands around her like a scarf. Imagine rubbing Selen's hard sensitive nipples and having her complain about how you might get milk everywhere and how she needs to save it for the kids. Imagine teasing Selen about how her breasts are too small to feed three kids and how she'll need to start saving it up early, leading to her not milking herself for weeks and accidentally turning her tiny supple breasts into overfilled perky veiny perky lumps that spurt succulent cream at the slightest touch. Imagine Selen being proud of her breast growth despite it being painful and unhealthy and imagine the look on her face when the doctor says she should just start milking herself and how her husband (you) would probably be willing to help. Imagine spending hours with Selen's now plump squishy body resting on your lap while you suck the milk out of her tits. Imagine the extra weight from her pregnancy making it difficult to walk for her and turning her partially immobile during the last month. Imagine Selen tryharding motherly charms like learning to cook and decorating the baby room and lactating. Imagine your comments having made her self concious about her milk production so she starts tryharding supplements and massages to increase her yield to nearly a quart of milk per day. Selen's competitiveness would overpower her small amount of reasoning and have her end up a dairy soaked mess for weeks because of her overstimulated mammaries. Imagine holding her cool dragon hand while she's in the maternity ward giving birth and in her half dazed state right after pushing out three beautiful children she says "my new gahaheheaamers aeeehahheheh" and she falls asleep and you wrap all your children in yellow blankets cause they're legendary and they fall asleep in her arms while you sit next to her and poke her flabby stomach.

>>26252433
Fuck off to your number thread you massive faggot

>>26252645
I’m just here to share my love for Uki

Where's our 4mil sub chuuba bros?

>>26252433
that is too many words for me

>>26252645
i'm only schizo for psyborg LOVE

>>26252627
Stop drinking meds so you can hear the sounds.

>>26252645
i dont doxx my oshis, i just ritualpost and keep track of others

>>26252923
Why would you reply

>>26252661
? Did you miss that Petra graduated as Cierra because she wasnt liking oviridea? shes not interested in them.

The almighty cock

>>26252908
*\(^o^)/*

>>26252654
People were arguing about me being allowed to ritualpost Kanae so I'm making a compromise for now. Also, Mysta is the EN I find the least unbearable, except for the cringe Rias persona shit.

>>26252645
I don't think I consider myself a regular I am mentally sick but I don't attack people's oshi.

>>26252407
what the fuck

>>26253052
Wait really?

>>26252407
I’m ok with this

>>26253072
I do not get why you want to ritualpost in a thread where you don't like EN, every new fact about yourself that you drop in here is baffling.

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Takaradachis!

>>26253121
https://twitter.com/mttm_v_/status/1537082988630274049?s=21&t=Oh2OYznvtaJeDnmeCcPQeQ

>>26252541
source?

Im still disappointed in EN
they're lazy on wearing fancy panties

Nina Love!

They're here time to post yaoi

>>26253198
YWNBAR

>>26253072
I thought Uki would be more up your alley?

>>26253121
>>26253208
T-They look so small ToT I want to hug their tiny bodies…

>>26253072
>least unbearable
i dont understand why youre here at all

Give me a married man in NijiEN

WATCH OUT NIJIBROS, THE ELITE SHOCK TROOPS OF HLG ARE HERE

>>26253262
Holy SEX

/VT/ YOU'RE IN A GAME

>>26253262
gladly!

>>26253262
Okay

The're talking about me!

uki?

>>26253321
dont they finally have streams to watch?

>>26253321
buy /hlg/ is on JP
why would they be here?

>>26253198
As your big sister it's only imperative that I have your best interests at heart, do not make this a ritualpost, instead try to balance your posting to be about your oshi more often.

Last thread was alright but this thread is already garbage

FUCK OFF SCHIZOS, GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR ITS BUSTIN TIME!!!

>>26253262

>>26253384

uki just muted his stream while he had discord sex with suha live on stream...

Obsydia outfits when?????????????????????????

>>26253430
Anon.. time to let go

>>26253408
dunno, think someone mixed it up for /hlgg/

>>26253321
>this is still a meme
Numberfags still are fapping to that fic I see...

>>26253430 https://youtu.be/78NqcZGPfBU
TURN IT UP, YEAH YEAH YEAH.

>>26253311
True and real, we need a well-adjusted, happily married father.

>>26253262
Psyborg love!

>>26253467

>>26253487
After Luxiem and notyx 3D and 4th outfits

>>26253487
Ten thousand years.

sonny didn't stream today... i went outside, spent my sc funds on frivolities... life has no meaning...

>>26253311
Is Fuwa still gachikoi for Gwelu?

>>26253262
sure!

This is a good stream but I'm warning you, after this I'm gonna take a nap and then completely shit the thread again

>>26253564

>>26253534
BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN

>>26253430
BUSTING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

>>26253262
sex

>>26253220
https://twitter.com/4ruk3_922/status/1512048321849815040

>>26253311
Marry one of the NijiEN boys then

>>26253262

how do I get an OL gaming wife like Pomu

>>26253614
hes going to cancel his stream today too

My sides

>>26253671
SEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>26253650

>>26253534
I love you baka mintposter, always forgetting a picture or link~

>>26253671
SEEEEEEX Size difference SEX

Feesh love!

>Fulgur shitting on corpse husbands' voice
Based

Doesn’t corpsehusband have a disease

>>26253671
SHEESHHHH

>>26253430
GOTCHA NOW MINTSCHIZO.

>>26253808
Yes

>>26253753

>>26253808
Yes...
Also I thought Corpse husband was his twitch oshi? Or was it only Sykkuno?

Wait, what?

>>26253808
Yes, faggotry

>>26253808
He claims he does but no he does not.
He just puts on a chuuni voice for views.

>>26253534
What mic do the NijiEN members use now? Pomu's old mic made her voice sound so different.

>>26253262
Ogey

>>26253671
Please refrain from these, I don't want to be reminded of all the time I wasted in the XIV general.

They're going to exorcise Pomu!

>>26253886
sykkuno is his twitch oshi

Suha and Uki are being so cute right now! Another wonderful stream to add to my Cute Boys Doing Cute Things playlist!

BLESSED BE MY OSHI!!
MAY HER BLOOD MARK THE END OF ALL PESTS!!!
MAY IT ROT THEM FROM THE INSIDE AND INFEST THEIR YOUNG!!

O QUEEN OF THE DARK HEAVENS!!!
O MOTHER OF ALL WICKED!!!
STRICK THEM, STRICK THEM ALL!!!

NONE SHALL BE SPARED!!
NONE SHALL BE ABSOLVED!!

ALL FUCKING BITCHES SHALL DIE AND PRAISED BE THY UNEARTHLY NAME, O ENVOY OF RED RIVERS!!!

>>26253710
Shoebills are so based

UKI GWIYOMI

>>26253964
The most sane creep

>>26253929
No clue, i think she also changed up her voice a little though.

>>26253964
Who?

>>26253871

>>26253886
It’s sykkuno
Fulgur’s probably not really shitting on him but that was kind of retarded to joke about lol

>>26253953
Thats Rosemi’s actually

Is this a tranny discord?

>>26254051

>>26253971
AAAAAAAAA SO CUTE

>>26254017
When she uses her old mic she sounds like Mint, with the vr mic it comes close

AMEN
https://youtu.be/dsK3oaJ4-ks

>>26254120
Whenever numberfags flood this general yes. They wait until a fresh thread to drop their bait.

>shu valorant yesterday
>shu valorant today too
(Selen is too but she’s not big on hopcon)

Come home, straight men.
>>26163890
>>26163890
>>26163890
>>26163890
>>26163890

You retards do know if you hide the main yaoi post you're replying to it hides all of them right?

>>26252407
>>26252462
Mysta love!
Oyasumysta! I had a very productive day today. I can't wait for Valorant tomorrow!

POMUS ASS SLEEPWALKING INTO MY DICK

Mysta's lovely hips!

>>26253721
i figured... maybe tomorrow i'll feed the wildlife until i become the food...

Cute Yotsuha. She like Ewiwa’s singing
https://twitter.com/yotsuha_umise/status/1537614798846046208

https://twitter.com/AruvnMusic/status/1537576181515440128

>>26254258
briskadet...hes not dead hes coming back

>>26253421
Oh! Sorry onee-san, I promise I won't do it again! I do love Rosemi-sama!

“You’re pretty POG at this, dude.”

Mysta snickered at the sudden remark, which unfortunately caused him to choke on Luca’s ridiculously big dick. Seriously, why the hell was it so big? Wasn’t it enough that his boobs were massive? Fucking hell, it wasn’t fair that Mysta’s features were… lackluster in comparison. It didn’t matter how many times his gorgeous partners said otherwise. Life just wasn’t fair.

A warm hand settled on his head, frantically petting through the brown strands.

“S-Sorry, are you okay? Do you wanna stop?” Luca’s gentle worry was visible in his expression. Mysta felt his face soften a little at the sweetness of the gesture. Luca often felt too pure, at times. It made Mysta feel a bit awkward introducing him to the sexual world. But he was an adult, and he’d made it crystal clear how much he wanted in on it.

“Yeah, man. I’m fine.” Mysta’s voice was a little rough after being throat-fucked. One glance at his red lips, spit-slick and shiny with Luca’s fluids, had Luca looking away from the erotic sight.

Mysta’s reassuring smile quickly turned mischievous. “Just thinking about how you say ‘POG’ every time we fuck.”

Luca let out a hearty laugh. His face was tinged with a fierce blush that spread even to the tips of his ears.

“Dude, I can’t help it. You’re just so… sexy. Y’know?” He rubbed the back of his head shyly. Luca’s embarrassment was always hilarious to witness. Even back when they were doing no homo bro-jobs, he’d been a mess, coming within minutes of Mysta’s hand clenching tight around his cock. Mysta had enjoyed thumbing the slit until precome oozed out, groping his meaty pecs until the nipples stiffened, and licking lewdly into that open mouth. He wondered if Luca could be persuaded into getting nipple piercings.

“Why thank you. You’re pretty PogChampion yourself.” He burst into laughter when Luca groaned.

“Alright bro, shut up and sugma dick already.” Luca placed a large hand on Mysta's head, nudging him back towards his neglected dick.

Mysta encased Luca’s cock in his mouth, giving a smug and sloppy “Mmmhmm” in response. He made quick work of it with his experienced tongue, reaching every part of it until Luca went insane. His pants and moans were way too erotic. Luca was adorably clenching the bedsheets and letting out little whines as he resisted the urge to fuck up into the warm cavern. One day Mysta would be able to convince Luca that deep-throating was okay. Luca seemed to think that Mysta would actually die on Luca’s cock if he tried it. For now, he’d just lick it like it was the world’s most delicious Magnum.

In short order, Luca let out an embarrassingly high-pitched moan and came thickly into Mysta’s mouth. Mysta instinctively tried to recoil at the salty taste, but reminded himself that alpha males don’t spit. The sticky remnants clung to his mouth as he opened it wide to show off to Luca.

Luca was staring slack-jawed at him. He gulped before uttering a single word.

“...POG.”

>>26254232
I especially reply to my own yaoi post so that people can hide them

uki's dying...

>>26254113
aris...

>>26254137
I LOVE THIS STREAM SO MUCH

>>26254232

>>26254293
Pog

>>26254285
RIIIIIKKKKKUUUUNNNN LET HIM IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN

>>26254191
I refuse, for I enjoy the presence of whores and bitches.

>>26254325
His right shoulder looks so off…

>>26254232
I'm not posting yaoi right now but I tend to do that for that explicit reason yes. Usually holofag raiders are too retarded to know how to hide posts.

I love this (holy) trio.

FUCKING BITCH!!
DESTROY!!!

>>26254232
I usually do that on purpose so that people can hide it if they don't want to see it.

>>26254312
This is what real japanese people look like

Tainted by Nina

SUHA

>I want [insert male] to impregnate and kill me
>ALSO I want him to get monkeypox
Why are they like this?

>>26254571
duality, its to combat becoming too parasocial or pretending you arent

>>26254138

>>26254537
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26254571
I want him to get monkeypox so he can never have sex

>>26254438
FUCKING BITCH!!
DESTROY MY PELVIS!!!

>aloucreep starts sexually harassing chumbuds and bait posters in catalog
I kneel.

>>26254652
I’M DEAD

Is mentioning covid still a big no no on youtube?

https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1537616712215977990
It is finished

https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1537616742360436737

>>26253959
Could you please share that playlist?

No Sonny for two days, which is already horrible... so I asked my friends if they wanted to play games tonight since my classes are done for the week, and one of them asked me why, so now I'm scared to talk in the groupchat ......what do I do... Sonny come back soon, I'm dying from lack of social interactions..

I love Selens screams

I fell asleep listening to tsunami on loop and wake up to dragons dogma 2…

>>26254699
So this is why we got raided? I fucking hate aloufreaks

>>26254293
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX TSKR

>>26254825
holy fuck you actually sound underaged go back

>>26254232
The only reason I care about the posts is because they go on for so long it maxes out our image limit quickly. It just hasn't happened much recently so there isn't much to complain about.

>>26253262

Millie moving her ASMR later because of a bad allergic reaction
https://twitter.com/millieparfait/status/1537616742360436737

Pomu anal

>>26253554
Love!

>>26254878
Started after we got raided.

>>26254891
I'm in college ;-;

>>26254768
no

>>26254993
then at the very least try and act like it

>>26254993
cute anon…

>>26254950
she just fapping to fulgur being heretic
Christian Millie craving sins of the flesh

>>26254878
Please stick to this general's established standard nomenclature, faggot. It's Aloucreeps.

>>26254950
what did she say she was allergic to? shellfish?

I suddenly understand that anon who wants a kindred gf
https://twitter.com/arisaguigui/status/1537388070643052544

>>26254825
ahhhhhh I'm gonna groom!

>>26255082
Sure, schizopeep

>>26254819
I just recently made it so there's not much, but here are some of my favorites!
https://youtu.be/kH5jSNO6-Bc
https://youtu.be/h1tW48TUDvM
https://youtu.be/VGRbTCqSd8o
https://youtu.be/fAZk7qwLBHs
https://youtu.be/EZyO08qg11g

NijiEN x Sanrio collab when

>>26255118
holy

>>26254825
"Done with classwork for the week and I'm bored"
It's that easy, anon

>>26254645

Elira Love!
Also Xenoblade tomorrow.

>>26255118
Booba

>>26254825
wanna go out to the woods with me, fellow kadet?

>>26253262

>>26255189

>>26255146
pochaco shu? cute

>>26255118
I'm going primal.

>>26255146
Hopefully no time soon because I'm broke right now

>>26253296
I was being overdramatic. I don't mind most of the EN members and I'm starting to watch a few of their vods & streams.

Yaoiposting but no Shotas are posted?

>>26255319
Kanae don’t look

>>26255301

>>26255340
My shota stuff are mostly fluffy

>>26253311
Might be the hardest niche to fill out of everything requested here
Are there even any other JP livers who are married?

>>26253150
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0137/37/1638113805788.png
Basically it started as a thing for fun, but behind the scenes it turned into numberfagging.

>>26255340
Here you go!

>>26255294
Hot..

>>26255280
Only if you have piss colored hair and have a cute aussie accent.

>>26255137
Thank you thank you, I created my own playlist with them!

Listening to Suha and Uki being gay is pretty comfy.

>>26255340
https://twitter.com/mingming00112/status/1536037413495054336

https://twitter.com/MillieParfait/status/1537618601901010945

>>26255376
i hope you're having a great day fellow shucaschizo...

>>26255464
Poor petra........

>>26255464
soon we will find if she is having fun in nijiEN once the contract expires

>>26255572
I always liked Sonny’s mismatched gloves

>>26255581
She got those DSLs right now

>holy purge is only up to 3 players
I was wondering why Millie is not here. She'd be perfect for this game.

I want to watch more pokemon stream from Luca… him panicking over his pokemon’s health and cheering for shubert is really cute…

>>26255681
DSL?

>>26255631
Fucking Luxiem goddammit

I want to kill myself and I'll do it

>>26255510
you're so picky. i just want to find cute animals to take pictures of or whatever, do you have no sense of adventure

>>26255613
fellow shucaschizo...it makes me sound insane but i guess i am

>>26255613
>started yaoiposting with luca ike
>adds luca shu for variety
>stops to save the image slot
>gets continued by shuca schizos
Well, I won’t say I don’t like it

>>26255705
what if shubert dies?
imagine the content.

>>26255631
>petra prefers to collab with JP
its over...

>>26253311
Speaking of Gwelu, it’s his baby’s birthday today
https://twitter.com/gwelu_os_gar/status/1537565619658563584

>>26255876
I will be sad, there will be so much dead shu art

>one more day until pomu mgs4
I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CANT TAKE IT I CA

Uki anons, what are the odds the drinking stream will be privated? I can't watch right now, is anyone archiving just in case?

>>26255878
listen...i dont get to post shuca without someone calling it dead dying deceased sinking

>>26255876
He already lost augustus and made a whole bgm ritual, the content will be hilarious if he lost shubert lmao

>>26255893
>his sons bday
>he isnt allowed to have his son talk on stream anymore
MANAGEMENT HATE HIS YOUTUBE SHORTS WITH HIS SON WERE SO CUTE

Wose~

>>26255631
Didn't the contract period already expire?

>>26255581
>>26255833
Come home, straight men.
>>26163890
>>26163890
>>26163890
>>26163890
>>26163890

>>26255915
today's thursday and her schedule says shantae on friday, mgs4 on saturday

a waiter’s ass touched my elbow

>>26255572
mhhhhh sex

>>26255946
Zero! They’re being very cute and wholesome right now!!!!

>>26255878
i have ikeluca for you too sister... thank you

>>26256005
IN 2 HOURS IT WILL BE FRIDAY
WHICH MEANS ONE DAY UNTIL MGS4
YOU FOOL, YOU IMBECILE

IM SO CLOSE TO MY MGS4 STREAM
IM SO CLOSE TO HEARING HER GO 'HUH WHY ARE THERE COW NOISES'
IM SO CLOSE TO HEARING HER GO WOW THATS DAVID HAYTER
IM SO CLOSE IM SO CLOSE IM SO CLOSE IM GONNA

>>26255991
>hang out in a thread full of dudes
no thanks

>>26255518
Nice! I have mostly Luxiem on there at the moment but I hope to add more of Noctyx soon! There's also so many VODs that I want to catch up on so when I do that I'll get to adding more!

so happy to see suha inclining, stay strong suha

>>26256012
was it squishy

>>26256012
Sue them for sexual assault.

>>26255915
Timezonebro...

>>26255970
True, at this point last year they would already signed a contract even before Lazulight debut
of course we don't know if the period clause says "from X day to Y day" aka "from debut to anniversary"

>>26255952
It’s time to step up and not bother the shitposting. There’s plenty more dead ships/ never happening ships out there and it didn’t stop people from posting them from time to time (looks at the petra and kris girl general)

Enstarsfags is the EN translation accurate? I have played the JP version before and I really feel like they just slapped it in DeepL or something

>>26256127
>kris girl
Who?

>>26256087
He’s getting close to 100k. Hope we can see him 3D one day. Also has he gotten his 2nd outfit yet?

Is there a single reason for a straight man to stay in these threads anymore?
They're absolutely flooded with women and shipfags.

>>26256093
yes, my elbow was between the chair and her ass and it was squishy

>>26255991
>Only men there
Sounds gay as fuck

a waiter’s elbow touched my ass...

>>26256163
Why are men scared of women and shipfags of all things

>>26256172
Nice.

>>26255572
OOOOUUUUUGHHHHHHH SONNY SEEEEXXXXX I LOVE HWNE HE'S DRAWN WITH HIS HAIR TO THE SIDE SEEEEEEEXXXXX

>>26255970
I thought the contract was 2 years

>>26256127
youre right T^T i just like seeing my oshis together

>>26256204
did you like it?

>>26256163
straights leaving would be an improvement actually they only know how to spam and doxx anyway

>>26256136
Fuck no. It is literally worse than DeepL, it reminds me of JP BL translated into English by non English, non Japanese speakers. Even the names of songs are broken

>falling asleep at my desk
>suddenly membud guerilla
Rosemi please...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-qiQGcIXGU

uki violeta, who is next?

>>26256209
It's boring

>>26256204
I'm gonna touch Pentomo penis.

I miss these days

I’m not gonna make it….. They’re too cute……..

>>26256162
i don't think he has his 2nd outfit yet

>>26256278
alban

>>26256278
Shu

>>26256163
yeah they have to stay here and shill their fucking split. fuck off

>>26256285
Why are Pentomos such sluts

>>26256260
UOOOOOOOHHHH ANOTHER ROSEMI-SAMA STREAM SHE LOVES US SO MUCH ANOTHER STREAM UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHE'S SUCH A HARD WORKER ToT

>>26256204

>>26256245
>Implying
The term "doxsisters" exists for a reason.

>>26256012
>>26256204

>>26256307
I’m dying of sweetness

>>26256163
>hates this general
>comes back to it constantly
Holy shit you are worse than holobronies, that I'm almost convinced you do this on purpose to make fans of the girls look bad.

>>26256245
The dumb faggots complaining won't ever actually leave. They have to come back and cry about it because they're thread's too dead for actual discussion.
Although really, it's pretty obvious that they don't actually care about the split thing. They only make /LOE/ threads as an excuse for more drama.

>>26255991
>not even 20 replies since holy purge started
>zero replies about the collab
Useless thread

>>26256278
Why

>>26256163
Come home to Hololive, friend

>>26256343
i never said they don't exist retard

I'M BACK IN THIS PLACE I FUCKING HATE MYSELF I THOUGHT I COULD GET AWAY I WAS DOING SO WELL FOR A WEEK
>CAPTCHA: TRY4R

the whore wont stream today either

>>26256035
NTA but my gosh this coloring is so pretty!

>>26256390
>I'm almost convinced you do this on purpose to make fans of the girls look bad
>almost

>>26256246
Really?? just how bad did they messed up the song titles?

>>26256390
He just wants attention

>>26256422
art

my oshi is being cute and funny today i love him! happy pride month!

>>26256435
welcome back anon, at least you tried

>>26256390
>I'm almost convinced you do this on purpose to make fans of the girls look bad.
That's literally it. The fact that some genuine fans of the girls are gullible enough to think he's genuine is unfortunate, but it's pretty obvious what he actually wants.

>>26256228
The good thing is luca shu likely is getting even more art now than luca ike despite the low amount of interaction… though I hope they interact more…

>>26256413
>T-they're not talking about the collab!
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. All this thread is doing is spamming fagshit and avatarfagging.
Makes for sense for them not to do it since it's a male collab, anyway. This thread has no excuse.

Wave 6 when?

>>26256435
You never escape. I was free for 6 years and yet here I sit.

I had a similar experience when I was a kid but my elbow went between the waitress's legs and right under pussy, it scared the shit out of me and couldn't move my arm for a few seconds until she went away

https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko/status/1537623331998150656
AAAAHHHHHH I'M LOSING IT

>>26256435
welcome back!

Pomu is really cute today... I'll repent my sins.

>>26256367
ME TOO!!!!! I can’t handle the cuteness….

>>26256435
Welcome home

he better not have coof or im gonna have to kill a bitch

>Someone other than Finana finds a horror kusoge to play in a collab
>It's actually decent
Many such cases

>>26256543
Let him rest jesus I will be sad if the whole week is postponed though

>>26256435
fuck off

>>26256540
How

>>26256540
She knew and she liked it

>>26256278
this one looks very artistic, it's like a painting

>>26256087
Thank you Uki for being so cute with Suha and getting more of EN to collab with him too. Suha LOVE!!!!

>>26256529
i think its funny because a lot of artists luca follows that are lucubs are huge shuca shippers so i always wonder if he just ignores the amount of ship art they create. i do wish for another one on one collab that isnt valorant..

>>26256278
Yugo, just as his mother would like

>>26256606
You know you can have a cold for multiple days right?

>>26256649
when will yugo or fuuchan collab with suha...

>>26256606
Isn't one of the first symptoms a loss of taste?
I'm worried if its coof because even after you get over it, a lot of people keep coughing afterwards.

Sonny Brisko inhales a bunch of air and inflates like a balloon, but then violently exhales the air to the point that his body is comically thin yet for some reason his face is larger and more triangular and he's making a dumb face as if he's satisfied by these results but it's a dumb face anyways
How do you respond?

Pomu doing her best Sister Claire impression with her thumbnail

>>26256690
is this a reference to something

>>26256686
Ewiwa…

>>26256531
Announcement in 25 minutes!

>>26256614
>It's actually decent
This game is worse than any phasmo clone. Collab is only decent because Finana's autism isn't here.

Did Selen just call Pomu a closeted lesbian?

>>26252407
Im blind who's behind him

>>26256690
Is this a fetish
You are a Briskadet so this is a fetish, isn't it

>>26256136
I have no idea, I've never played the JP version before so I'd like to know this as well. I just recognize a few japanese words and phrases

>>26256777
Kuzuha

>>26256777
Kanae

>>26256532
Why are you even here? If you prefer /LOE/ then go keep it alive. They could use the help.

>>26256686
first symptoms can depend on the variant of coof and your vaccination status as well. when i got it my first signs were just coughing, but no fever and i didnt have loss of taste at all

Suha...

>>26256725
I just had the mental image of Sonny with a larger, more triangular face making an expression of satisfaction, but looking stupid at the same time.
The rest is just retconing why he'd have that face.

SUHA…….

>>26256775
she is not in the closest anymore

>>26256777
Someone irrelevant compared to Salome