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I want to drink her fresh morning piss

(You)

>>26222300
But that's what I like about her. She's an inspiration. An ideal.
An idol.
EOP retards need to pipe down.

>>26222300
Based. Suisei is a bitch

>>26222300
Dude I just wanna piss in her ass.

>>26222300
I love looking at porn of her nonconsensually

>>26222300
>Japanese Mori
wtf i love comet now

>>26222300
>suisei hates commers
>I hate commers
WE ARE

Mori is unironically better than her, at least she tits

>>26222300
Good. Now stay away from children migooooo and Aqutan you fucking killer with a sexy hips.

>>26222300
Don't ever bad mouth my wife ever again

>>26222300
Take meds.

>>26222300
Nobody cares what Suisei thinks. Every other Holo has pissed in her mouth. Every single one.

[stupid bullshit]

>>26222300
Cool, I will now watch your chuuba.

>>26222300
God that's hot.

>>26222611
>An ideal.
No, she is a giga stacy

>>26222300
It's past your bedtime, SEAnigger

I want to be in a ruthlessly formal relationship with Suisei. Every so often we would get together to keep appearances up, collect tax deductions, and so forth--but there would be no sex, no children, no physical intimacy, not even the lightest peck on the lips, and no "dates". A cold, sharp glance, and perhaps a word or two, would be all the content of a week. I would write, go to the library to study, and generally brood downtown alone at various points of the day, sulking and meditating, often stopping in at restaurants or cafes for a bite to eat. Occasionally, she would cook, certainly never when I was at home, leaving me a cold meal in the fridge when I returned home from "work". The frigidity, the indifference of it would make it a delicacy, finer than anything I could get at restaurants. As a top vtuber she would be well-paid, of course, with ambition enough for both of us. She would have absolutely no taste for sensuality except as a means to an end, and I would be quite content with that, and perhaps betray a hint of admiration. Yet her Machiavellian spirit would remind me (and this would be one of the precious fruits of our weekly interaction) that I want little to do with the echelons of business and the social ladder, and am quite justified in my ways. I, on the other hand, would serve as a reminder to her that no one gets anywhere without being ruthless and unfriendly, and that the idealist is entirely unfit for the real world.

The apartment would be immaculate, and completely silent at all points of the day, broken only by some loud exclamation by the neighbor, whose low-breeding might be point of mutual disgust between us, even culminating in a witty remark which would give the other a chortle once a month. Neither of us would clean, obviously. She would be able to hire a maid. We would certainly not sleep in the same room, and probably not even at the same time of day. Sporadically, and entirely by accident, I would catch a glimpse of exposed skin--a bare shoulder, the curve of her neck--realizing that she was, in fact, quite feminine and beautiful, as she was leaving to mingle at some important event. Immediately I would turn away, pretending as though it had not happened, and quickly part ways. This would trouble me for some time, perhaps a few hours during which I would not be able to eat anything. I would darkly ruminate and probably be quite rude to the maid, until, finally, I became amply convinced that there was nothing at the bottom of it, that it was merely some sudden mirage, some deception or illusion, and that there was no meaning to it. The thought of her coldness and shrewdness would return to me, and my default disgust would find its seat again in my temperament. This would leave me quite giddy and gleeful, and I would apologize to the maid and go out for something to eat, even breaking my meditation to socialize with strangers.

>>26225952
Yes

>>26226432
meds

>>26226432
Based Victorian anon

>>26226432
fuck im so turned on right now

>>26226432
Based

>>26226432
oh god yes

>>26226432
Now this guy..
He's high class. I implore you to weave more elegant tales like this.

>>26222300
> she won't whore herself for me waaah schizo post of the day.

>>26229109
>single job is making unwanted fat fucks jerk off and fantasize about dating her
>refuses to do that
>sings the same song over and over again instead
>takes down fanporn of her precious immaculate model
She can be a real singer if that's what she wants to do. If you're an anime girl you're for fapping and longing for.

>>26222300
What a waste of a great design...

>>26222300
>She doesn't like horny stuff about her.
anon she literally covered a song about fucking like animals with migo and has an orisong where she says how steaming hot she's feeling and how she just wants midnight to come to let loose.

>>26229842
Why the fuck does Aqua look like she got stolen from a intensive care unit and is in a vegetative state.

>>26222300
idk what you're on about. she gives me bottles of her piss daily and I've been enjoying it so far. you should try it

>>26230083
thats exactly what happened

>She doesn't like horny stuff about her.
with me

>>26222300
i just wanna piss in her ass

>>26226432
Most based post on /vt/

>>26226432
is this what people who read books do on their spare time?

suisex knows exactly what she is doing

>>26222300
don't care

>>26225952
>a giga stacy
stop this meme
she is genuinely autistic to some degree

>26222300
the problem here is comparing mori with suisei. Yes, suisei is kinda shit but mori is on a entirely different level of shit

>>26242459
>suisei is kinda shit
That's not true at all

>>26225483
some haven't. (yet.)

>>26222300
I want her to kick me in the balls and spit on me
I want to see that look of utter disgust in her eyes as her heel stamps down on my windpipe

>>26236777
Trips of truth. If you make something forbidden, it becomes an obsession.

>>26222300
Why not post in the general coward?
>>26229405
Drop the idol shit, mature and become a legit singer.