/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26139614
What is the hag version of UUUOOOOHHHHH? because that's what schoolgirl pomu is doing to me

>>26140126

However you transcribe this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsyN9zyQqck

>>26140373
WAWOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>26139614
pomu is a hag?

>>26139614
pomu isnt a hag though?

>>26140680
>>26140835
>They lack the critical information
Romau

>>26140835
Why do you think they call her the boomer fairy? Her model isn't a hag, but Pomu herself is.

>>26140373
Awoo?

>>26140126
>>26140373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ1UdYOrR3E

>>26140835
Pomu is a living lolibaba

hag on hag action

>>26140373
>>26140424
>>26143099
>>26143207

Fubuki's model looks very youthful for a hag.

the sex bird

>>26143594
Ah, the eternal question: What makes hags a hag? The appearance? The personality? The fact that she can barely catch a breath after the third intense nakadashi session?

>>26143699
Its the personality. Hags have this air surrounding them that gives off a calming aura that makes you feel safe and secure. They're also the kind who you can go to if you wake up having a nightmare and want them to cuddle you to sleep
Hags are so precious. They must not be heartbroken or bullied.

Inui!

>>26139614
Cute soft ladies are great

K9 hags are the best. But I prefer my songstress hag

>>26143436
My lust cannot be contained

>>26143832
Does Pomu have streams to help people go to sleep? JOI?

>>26146758

>>26147383
Saved. Anything else?

>>26146758
If she does I haven't seen it. Then again I don't watch all of her streams and the only ones I've watched near fully are her metal gear solid ones.
Although on the topic of Pomu, she's the kind of hag who'd tease you about your short height and always holding things of yours out of arms reach.

>>26146758
It's very rare and she's extremely embarrased by it but there is some out there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAYCVxDHKno
In general I personally don't consider her a hag because she doesn't really hit the general archetype in appearance or personality much at all, her OL past is pretty much the only thing that hits those beats. A lot more energetic and aggressive than you'd typically think a hag to be.

>>26148929
Thanks

But I want a ghost hag...

>>26148929
Pomu is a hag out of the archetype, she still has a lot of energy, maybe a remnant of her time as a tomboy.

>>26145467
Don't do it man or I'm gonna have to write another one.

>>26139614
>>26148893
Why are hags so fucking powerful? God fucking damn I want to marry this dumb fairy and fertilize her near-raisin ovaries.

>>26140126
Before the arrive of more newanons we used go write UWAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEX. Like Takeshi

>>26143699
There's no question. Literally the personality and age. Only newfags can't comprehend this

>>26149801
The lolibaba that subverted the hag genre

>>26146758
Quick, someone post the soundpost of Pomu saying "Are you coming?"

>>26146758
>>26155278
https://litter.catbox.moe/nxqg30.mp3

>>26153182
>loli
Americanchaama...

>>26153182
Nothing against Pomu, but she's not a lolibaba and she didn't subvert the hag genre
Pic related is an actual lolibaba fyi

One day, I will be a hag vtuber and it'll be cool

>599
Give me your finest Botans so I can make the best one 600.

>>26161037
Botowa...

>>26157476
That hag need correction

>>26161077
This is very cute yet also vaguely menacing. Adorrifying, if you will. I'm tempted to just call it here and be done.

>>26157476
I don't know who she is but i would like to know

Someone please, I need a guide on how to get a pomu gf

>>26161037

>>26161407
Maemi Tenma from Phase Connect
She's a JP who almost exclusively speaks English on stream, but with a very thick accent. She's kind of a gremlin, which is why she doesn't quite fit the hag mold we got here, but she's pretty entertaining otherwise

>>26161037

>>26161037
I love Kakults art, including for Botan

>>26161037

>>26156169
Pls andastd, he's one of the Pomudachi's that still hasn't accepted she isn't flat by nature.

Cute Poruka.

>>26166110
Breed jester.
>But Polka is our friend!
Breed jester.

>>26156363
Patra love

>>26161037

>>26166795
tits too big

Watamelons.

>>26167758
So true!

Cutie half-elf hag wife.

>>26167758
>>26167783
What does a Watamelon taste like?

>>26168303
Potato chips.

>>26168490
Damn Watamelon flavoured crisps must taste really bizarre.

>>26140373
Middle aged women pretending to be teenage anime wolf girls is my fetish.

>>26168645
Post more pregnant hags

>>26169295
Only got Westerners, Damascus, and uncensored hentai, sorry.

>>26169295
>>26172443
Wait never mind I found one.

>>26144890
*maido intensifies*

>>26169295

>>26169295
>Mio’s deep in her third trimester now, her sagging milk filled tits and dark mature nipples sit atop her pregnant belly full with several kids, just longing for your tender embrace
https://litter.catbox.moe/86vyhl.png

>>26139614
I didn't count Pomu as a hag for some reason but I could do more with pics of her like this.

>>26156064
There is 0 way that is Pomu.

>>26183837
It is, it's from one of her MGS streams

>>26184962
If Millie is a hag I'm flying to the Philippines tomorrow

>>26185987
She just turned a hag last month
Better pack your bags

>>26183837
https://files.catbox.moe/k55xqg.mp4

>>26143699
I just want to hang out with someone who's above it all. Actually past it. Botan's lovely

>>26139614
A hag in a high school uniform is a good reminder that shes still young enough for a spanking

GF
I'm happy that she streamed today/yesterday, she was resting for all she did one week ago for her birthday. She said she will be back fully on Friday, but hope she can stream tomorrow.

>>26190941
I only checked out her channel recently despite hearing about her so often. Spent most of the night nutting to her ASMR. Pretty great.

>>26147383
Doesn't work for me

>>26156169
She is 149 cm tall and wears cinnamoroll panties and collects and self inserts into lolicon eromanga

>>26185987
She's lives in Canada. Unless she flew to the PH islands your trip will be wasted.

>>26193979
Maybe you don't like pantyhose?

>>26195366
I meant the soundpost. I tried 2 different ways and just couldn't get it.

>>26191416
I thought she just did normal relaxing asmr

>>26195613
replace the _2F in the filename with %2F

I don't get it. NONE of these anime "hags" have hags traits. I don't see saggy milkers, eye bags, or something that identifies them as MILFS or HAGS.

>>26204557
The characters aren't the hags there.

>>26205153
Mio's character should be a hag

>>26142051
>just a screwdriver
POMU, NOOOOOOO

>>26204557
That's what makes them great. They have the vastly superior hag personality/mentality, but none of the deterioration of their bodies
I used to find hags repulsive before I started watching chuubas, now I can't hold a conversation with someone younger without getting turned off

>>26205399
please...

>>26168645
>>26172595
>>26175471
>when you eat too many beans

>>26204557
These are anime hags. Though Mio is very fine irl too.

>>26204557
As a future hagtuber, should my design have hag traits like that?

>>26208138
Depends. Shirayuki (Niji) and Koops (Indie) both make it work, but there are plenty who go without. Koops only leans into it as "Fujo mommy". So long as you aren't acting as a child would, you're counted for "Hag aura".

>>26198676
She does. It's up to someone else's opinion wether fap to it or not.

>>26208138
Not really, but the majority of the designs have large breasts (but not huge). Voice is a major factor too. Optional traits might be having a mole on distinctive area (one of the breasts is mostly used, but you have the option [unless you're on a corpo]). Also, make sure you have a good haircut; if you make it short on your first model, do it long on the next one, or vice versa.

Don't have short hair ever*

>>26161930
She is a gremlin, but she has hag wisdom in her quieter moments and how she handles streaming in general.

>>26167512
testosterone too low

>>26167812
Would half-elf chuubas whose roommates are also half-elves be considered hags at 30 years old if they aged slower?

>>26143436
kek. thank you, Anon

>>26161037
do you collect them locally or on a mega folder?

>>26186387

3D hag dog wife. Today is a good day

God I wish Koyori would drink my mayo

Ma' the pink dog hag is on the telly right bow and I'm late tuning in.

SLEEVES OFF!!!

>pink dog hag pits
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>26211430
No Bra. Only think keeping her from bouncing everywhere is that strap up top.

Just how lewd is this Coyote?!

This thread is a psyops done by actual hags to imply that old women are likeable.
Change my mind.

>>26211677
That's a strange way of asking for dick pics, anon. Are you actually a dick starved hag or something?

Koyori is a good singer, I'm sorry I've overlooked her talent so far.

Why are hags so good at dancing and moving? Well except pic related.

>>26211948
She's not an inherently good singer, but she's working hard to be one. Her covers are genuinely good and she's definitely getting better
Don't forget Mio also started off as mediocre and now she's arguably one of the best singers. Hard work pays off unless you're tone deaf and no one works harder than Koyorin

Oh geez and now she's singing SSS. This is wonderful.

>>26212469
>Don't forget Mio also started off as mediocre and now she's arguably one of the best singers
That's true, her voice control is very impressive now.
>>26212469
>Hard work pays off and no one works harder than Koyorin
I'm looking forward to it.

>>26212469
Mio also did some utaite stuff with Polka in the past so it’s not like she started from zero either

>>26213017
>now she's singing SSS
Koyori is the definitive idol of HoloX. I'm so proud of her

Where do I buy Koyorinium?

>>26213302
SSS does it to everyone I swear. There's just something about that song.

Stream Wao

>>26213345
Don't get injected with it. You want to know how she's streaming so much? There are no less than twelve (12) instances of Koyori in existence at this time and they rotate who is streaming.

Who's that hag?!

It's the bird idol, for hagbros who need a palette cleanser now that my wife is done with her 3D debut
https://youtu.be/k7mKMlbUosw

>>26213849
Hope the other 11 dont mind if i take one to wife and start a family with.

>>26142051
>>26142135
I don't feel any hag vibe from her

>>26214956
Honestly, its tricky with ENs cause they usually don't stabilize even after becoming hags, often acting like catty combative teens, which is sad. This is what happens when you've never been held accountable for anything.

>>26207724
yeah Mio is fine and looks motherly IRL I want to squish her face and put my head on her stomach or bottom

>Botan's been hanging out with Mio, Watame, and Korone
Oh my god I wish I was there... I can give them the correction they need

>>26212064
Botan...

Would you smooch her?

>>26217767
yes, but never above the choker line.

Who's the oldest hag?

Going lingerie shopping with friend!

>>26218797
Dejiko maybe... she is 44 years old.
Although an anon mentioned that there is a vtuber who is 60 years old...

>>26208912
Fair enough. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing anything in that regard I like Ayamy.

>>26215444
Pomu has been working and living alone since she was teenager so pretty sure she has been held accountable for plenty of stuff.

>>26219757
It might have been me, if it was I'm amazed you remembered cause it was just a throwaway post at least a couple of months ago.
She's a 2view JP so I won't post her, but yeah a chuuba that old does exist
pic related should be enough if you really care

>>26210378
No bounce.
Her limiters are too strong!

>>26220395
American woman bad.
Japanese woman good.

>>26222368
Underage girls bad
Old, mature women good.

I am legitimately struggling with my love for Pomu Rainpuff

>>26225211
tfw no ex-OL hag fairy wife

>>26225211
Same, I want a dorky hag wife but I don't know how to get one...

>>26194572
>short people are lolis
Wtf Japan is full of lolis? There's nothing in Pomu character or personality that resemble a prepuberty kid

>>26219757
That design really gives me early 2000's vibes

>>26222368
How about hags from other countries?

>>26210378
>>26210554
>>26211083
>>26211430
My hag wife coyote cant be this cute... it's not possible-!

I love Pomu!

>>26139614
pomu is a hag? Since when?

>>26162068
Botan snu snu sex

>>26229065
gay

>>26231586
Since around the beginning of October 2021

never knew pomu is a hag

>>26149801
>>maybe a remnant of her time as a tomboy.
>ywn bag a prime pomu right in the middle of her transition from Tomboy Childhood Friend to Gentler OL Coworker
Honestly just this close to killing myself

I love Ibuki Meno, one of the oldest vtubers!

Do you reckon Pomu and Selen are best friends because they're both friendless hags?
They dont share any interests or hobbies at all.

>>26235148
I dont think Selen is a hag yet

>>26236093
Give her time.
Tomboys mature into the strongest hags eventually.

Every vtuber is destined to become a hag some day

Hag status on these two?

>>26238262
Next year for Ina

>>26231956
I can fix them

>>26235148
Selen is one of the younger NijiENs
She is very far from hagstatus

>>26239959
She's fat though, being obese can age a woman a lot

>>26140126
It is only fitting that hag enjoyers stick to some of the classics. In this case, SSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

If you are among refined gentlemen, someone will reply "yamero takeshi!"

>>26156064
>>26186387

>>26150905
IM GONNA DO IT, IM GONNA AWOOOO

>>26169081
im gonna fry watame's jagaimos in watame fat in order to make the best potechi to ever exist

>>26167758
I think Watame was born the same year as me. It amuses me to think we could have gone to school together or something except I'm not Japanese

>>26238343
Finally EN will get their hag next year and not just one but two at once

>>26139614
RAPE POMU

Want to breed hags
Anya sometimes sounds like a hag, coudl she be considered one?

>>26245910
>Holo with the best opsec
>Is a hag
I won't even get surprised if it's true

>>26245910

lowkey obsessed with Flare titty

>>26139614
Hags in this kind of outfit always gives me diamonds

>>26248977
I want to drink the chocolate milk from her giant breasts. Also nursing handjob

>>26139614
Boobs too big.

>>26249130
Cope

>>26249284
I don't watch Pomu or intend to but I would impregnate this hag given the chance and settle down with her so she doesn't have to stream anymore

>>26249590
I appreciate the sentiment, but I actually already have plans to marry Pomu and provide her with children

>>26249130
She was never flat and will keep asking for them to get bigger with each new outfit.

just hags

>>26250113
I made this post

>>26250387
Just let it go, Pomu... I will still love you eventho you're flat now

Sorry, I have a monopoly on all hags and there are none left for you guys.

Pumo is a hag?? How am I just finding this out now?

>>26248993
Calm down friend

>>26259072
She literally talked about being an OL on debut

>>26259124
cute friend

>>26248993

>>26259180
Didn't she quit her job to play Minecraft?

Where are you looking?

Meno time! https://youtu.be/le_8CAOhPks

>>26264728
Lewd hag

>>26266501
this is a tautology

>>26266636
Amen to that

>>26231956
They're fighting over my dick please understand

Meno bro or Meno herself is really shilling her hard ITT, but I'm not complaining, we need more hags to post in these generals. Speaking of which, isn't Rita also a hag? She has those Canadian mom vibes like no one else

>>26269734
I thought it was Pina who's the hag of prism but it seems I was wrong

https://twitter.com/kanishiima/status/1536945724386332672

I would stay after class.

I want to eat the sheep!

>>26273910

>>26139614
not a hag, take her off the list

>>26271000
I would come after class

>>26274525
How new?

>>26274838
go check again

hags

Bad news, fellas. Word on the street has it that the virtual youtuber fairy known as Pomu Rainpuff is NOT a hag.
Unfortunatly we'll have to wait a couple more years, so let's be patient.

btw this is a reliable piece of news that's come out very recently, just don't be a prick and don't start posting doxxes and shit

>>26277786

It makes no difference. Hagbros always win in the end. Time is our eternal ally

>>26277786
I accept this.
Even if she not hag, but she still my sweet sweet cake.

>>26280067
exactly, time is on our side

>>26277786
A cake is fine too

>>26259124
I want to knock up frien.

>>26276849
how can she be this cute?

>>26277786
so how do you define hag? above 30 yo?

>>26282304
above 30 is a hag 25-29 is cake

>>26282304
What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

If Mio was going to school at my age high school would have been more fun and enjoyable.

>>26283169
You mean if she was your teacher. I loved my sexy hag teachers back in school

I love white/gray haired hags, it makes them look older and their hair colour will never change much will age.

slightly loose hag pussy...

>>26283680
I was one of those anons that genuinely had no crush on any sexy hag teachers. But that was probably because they were never good looking at all.
A Mio as a hag teacher would be an interesting sight to see I think. I think it would maybe help me to get more motivated to do work instead of just staring idly doing nothing.

>>26284666
From all the children we've made together!

>>26285265
Shoving large objects up your hag wife's pussy to prepare her for childbirth!

>>26285159
I don't know, they can be distracting. But if you want to make them proud of you that's good motivation. As is always talking to them after class, so they walk in front of you when leaving.

>>26282823
I swear people dont bother checking the archives instead of askinh dumb questions

>Jannies deleting age discussion post
Do they even know where they are? I've just checked the usual site and she's 28 according to that. Anyways that site sometimes commits error with ages, so take it with a bit of salt

>>26290037
Keep in my mind, jannies are underpaid.

>>26289640
we should just put the pastebin in op so we don't get a deluge of people going "wow I didnt know [insert chuuba here] was a hag" every thread

>>26290393
>Implying they get paid at all

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAGS HAGS HAGS
HAGS HAGS HAGS
HAGS! OOOOOO I LOVE 'EM

I wish I could understand what Mio is saying.

Ahem.
Women in their 30s and 40s.
That is all.

>>26219757
Leaflit's mother Asari is probably the oldest.

>>26292936
indeed, well said anon

>>26282304
Does that mean I'm a hag if I'm 34...

>>26297815
that depends, are you a cute girl

>>26297815
Put on the Mio cosplay and get on all fours.

Is it a coincidence that so many hags are not (fully) human?

>>26298900
tbf most chuubas are not fully human

>>26282823
Source for this image?
on mobile so I can't search for sauce gomen

>>26299300
@kroger1903
On twitter

>>26299281
I know, it's not unbelievably unlikely, but still. Holo Gen 1, for example, has 2 hags and 2 humans with no overlap.

>>26139614
Unfortunate choice of thumbnail. Ogeys keep winning. Nijiniggers heading for the choppin' block. Whoppa with da choppa.

>>26161407
Tenma Maemi. From Phase Connect or the best Vtuber company. Her, Pippa, and Lumi are the best you can get when it comes to Vtubers.

>>26301744
Nobody asked.
Go back to your schizo threads.

>>26301850
Pippa desperately needs to stop trying to play video games that require any sort of skill. Her ego gets annoying real quick when she fails the same level over and over and refuses to learn.

>>26301850
>All of that extra description
Just the hag pls, that'll be all

>english karaoke and goofing around completely unaffected by schizos
Pomu fans stay winning

Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊婦=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
受精=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)

>>26297815
No you're ojisan.

>>26301697
I mean, every single HoloCanine is a hag. 5/5 That can't be coincidence can it?

>>26292936
“ATTENTION: The White Zone is for breeding and marrying hags only. If you need to breed or marry a hag, please go to the White Zone. All others for /uohh/ please use the Red Zone”

Yo hag Femanons add me up I wann talk about vchuubas, nijisanji(no luxiem), v0ms, indies, holos, creative hobbies, laugh at deadpbraps, creative hobbies, lolis, patchouli from 2hu, hgames,monster freedom unite, pokemon, sfm, DoA girls and many more things Kadoslash#5233

>>26306785
This is extremely helpful for filthy EOPs like me. Have a pic with several of these traits.

>>26308522
Why does the face look awful?

>>26308698
I like it. In the 2.5 weeks since I've discovered this artist, I've come to his stuffs about 40 times.

>>26308851
can i get a link to his stuff?

>>26308912
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/136707
It hurts that everyone here shits on it, because this is the best 3D Hololewds I've ever seen.

>>26308258
>you will never rub your dick in the folds of a soft fat hag belly
why live

>>26309229
just fap to it bro who cares

>>26309491
You're right.

>>26309229
3D art tends to be uncanny valley stuff so it's really weird.

>>26309323
>ywn find a hag gf to do cosplay sex as your favorite chuuba hag
Why even live

>>26139614
fucking hell, pomudachis. This is your oshi? I FUCKING KNEEL, FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX

>>26139614
>pomu
>hag
reps

>>26310693
>schizo
>shitposting
>>>/trash/

>>26308698
>>26308851
It's because of the angle and light. Her other images of Mio looks good. Also that face must have been modeled after Mio's roommate. Looks really similar except for the thin chin

>>26309229
>>26309718
not hag but I love this 3D artist
https://www.pixiv.net/users/3850360

>Velvety hag voice asking you to awaken the Empress in her

>>26225487
japan is full of those. As long as you get a visa and go in one of those marriage hunting you'll find 50% menhera and 50% dorky hag

>>26292936
Please stop curling your tail around your leg, Mio.
I swear I've never seen it loose hanging. Not even in fanarts. Why is Miofa such a cult

>>26139614
Is Shigure a hag? She gives off so much hag energy to me, like a hag who just likes to spend her time alone drawing and looking silly pictures on internet

Yo hag Femanons add me up I wann talk about vchuubas, nijisanji(no luxiem), v0ms, indies, holos, creative hobbies, laugh at deadpbraps, creative hobbies, lolis, patchouli from 2hu, hgames,monster freedom unite, pokemon, sfm, DoA girls and many more things Kadoslash#5233

>>26317283
No. It's stunted and I'm embarrassed by how small it is.

>>26317283
It's her canonical erogenous zone.

>>26319493
>gayscord
Would you accept an ESL who usually forgets to message?

>>26317327
no

>>26322555
im esl too so lets try, youd have to remember to message too

>>26297815
LONDON?

We're gonna be dead soon bros...

>>26326546
live in the present

>>26326546
HAGS LOVE