/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

who's that guy?
i see he's been following DM since 2020 yet i see him for the first time
and he's not some 2view either, guy's got around 200k followers too

>>26161380
I humbly accept.

just noticed I'm always looking forward to the next saru stream now, this chuuba rabbit hole is endless, I'm scared.

daughterwife

Sacré Bleu, it's time for Saruuu!
https://www.twitch.tv/saruei

>>26161445
fuck you anon for not sourcing me last thread

>>26161320
https://www.twitch.tv/yuniluna
RETURN OF THE BIRD [ #Vtuber #ENVtuber ]

i want to hug saruei

wife_dm_!

>>26161467
https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1529873796676603904

>>26161450
Kek, I still occasionally laugh about that post to this day

>>26161505
not what I meant but thanks anyways I guess

>>26161467
Nigga there's a search function on 4chanx and its the first result

>when the orcatfriend was too slow to make the new thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY

I LOVE VEENER

>>26161541

>>26161533
Its so awfully cheesey, perfect for Saruei.

saffox killed her own stream by kicking her pc too hard but time for clea!
https://www.twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here

>>26161541
Kek

Frog frog frog frog deorif FROG

Someone who's good at it, one guy saru into playing on hard, its more interesting on hard

>>26161480
Go to /pcg/ if you want to talk about pippa

>>26161553
VENEER a cute.

>>26161539
reverse searching it brings no results in any of the services, retard-chama

>>26161617
sex?

I want to play Saruei in one on one basketball

For me it's the frog

>>26161662
Now you're a lying cunt

>>26161739
retard

>>26161659
It's not the yabbit streaming. Yabbit streams later.

>>26161739
google image search is actual garbage

>>26161662

>>26161780
Doesn't make anon any less of a retard

I'm gonna pour a liter of coke classic in Saruei's asshole

>>26161662
>wants spoon-fed without actually looking

She's on her chunky tomato soup time

Shadow's now a hag...

>>26161709
cute!

Frog's an emotional wreck...

filian is based

>Lost the first question
Shadow...

Saruei likes her American viewers more

>>26161904
Kek

>>26161899

>>26161665
do you think you could survive it?

Oh fucking lord what is this French retard about to say

/lig/gers live right now -

Lily (JC)
>twitch.tv/shylily
dm (Yakuza 0)
>twitch.tv/girl_dm_
Vex (The Quarry)
>twitch.tv/vexoria_the_suneater
Miilky (JC)
>twitch.tv/miilkywayz
Frog (Half Life 2)
>twitch.tv/saruei
Limes (MH Rise)
>twitch.tv/limealicious
Shondo (Who Wants To Be A Millionaire)
>twitch.tv/fallenshadow
Kabhaal (JC)
>twitch.tv/kabhaal
Elly (Sleeping - Subathon)
>twitch.tv/elly_vt
Olivia (10K Followers Celebration Stream)
>twitch.tv/oliviamonroe
Whiskey (Blunderlands Double)
>twitch.tv/whiskey_project
Nootie (Art)
>twitch.tv/nootie
Mango (MH Rise)
>twitch.tv/mangobtuber
Mametchi (JC)
>twitch.tv/mametchi
Marina (Pac-Man 99 - Subathon)
>twitch.tv/marina
Saffox (Clea)
>twitch.tv/kitanya_is_here

/lig+/
Zen (Tarkov w/ Froot)
>twitch.tv/zentreya

Happy Humpday. Today is/was a busy one, with fan favorites coming back.
Expect Chibi in a couple of hours, then the late nighters after her. Bat is coming on with Hercules, Coqui is supposed to be live with Mario Ice Capades, but after her 10 hour molestation session with MJ that might not happen. Snuffy is supposed to be on later with Oblivion too.
Plenty to watch tonight, so enjoy and stay beautiful /lig/

oh shit that's the shadow OC from here?

good work anon

Wait, the game got it wrong. A flush doesn't need a sequential order, it's 5 of the same suit. Is there a different kind of poker I don't know about?

>>26161480
>>26161659
>>26161771

I just realized since she is twitch partner on both accounts, doesn't that make her the first double /lig/ger?

Dear lord the Sonic OC shit again

>>26161964
Hahahaha

>>26161980
no because she's not a ligger on her other account, retard

>>26161976
that's for texas hold 'em right?

Man this frog stream hit the ground running

I love this cringelord hag so much it's unreal

imagine being her age and writing Disney cartoon fanfics with an OC

>>26161980
Other account is corpo, so nah

>>26162006
No need for name calling, faggot-kun.

>>26162044
Even Dragon Quest uses a suit flush, I never knew there were different interpretations for it.

>>26161964
wasn't this shit made by an anon from here?
KEK

>>26161904
That was a really hard first question compared to the ones Chibi got. I also don't think the average woman knows about poker hands.

>>26161964
Nice.

>>26162116
yep, anon was convinced to make that account to share his OC on Twitter and she retweeted it and now showed it on stream

>>26161920
fil naughty

>>26161709
Elegant. Effective. Beautiful. *mwah*

u wot mate

>>26162105
per wikipedia
"flush is a hand that contains five cards all of the same suit, not all of sequential rank"

Frog would unironically fuck Shadow if he was real

>>26161709
Thats a good one

Frog would unironically fuck Shadow because she's a cunny enjoyer

>>26161480
If you check the TwitchFollowing site, every single /lig/ger has been following Luna for a while.

>>26162158
madman did it, like the cum inside squchan. We all gonna make it brahs

>>26162186
never watched a goofy movie?

>>26162206

>>26161976
A flush doesn't need any sequentiality in it, no. That'd be a straight flush.

>>26162258
please don't remind me about BUGGED

So to be sarus perfect man you have to be a combination of
>Shadow from sonic
>evil morty from Rick and morty
>Stanford from gravity falls
>hunter from owls house

>>26162252
That movie is for black people

>>26162232
Wrong Shadow.

>>26162252
I think anon was pointing out the Chad and Stacey answer choices.

Frog move finally getting somewhat closer. Line has been dug for the fibre internet, should be moving in 1-2 weeks.
Really wants to do a cooking stream as well as a VRC collab.

>https://twitter.com/snuffyowo/status/1537153633724289027
this was OC too, no?

>She didn't meet with her mom because she was too busy writing fanfiction
This can't be real

>>26162378
Nah thats just snuffy

>>26162251
Currently I've only managed to get one rental property in Froggyloch's head

>>26162378
Kek I made that during one of her first nu-Snuffy streams where Saa was coincidentally live at the same time.

>I found a centy-ped crawling on my computer screen
cute

>>26162432
based, /lig/ is becoming too powerful

>>26162432
>>26161964
We're living in a /lig/gers paradise

Shadow doesn't know obscure films! I don't either...

Oh God she's frigging froggin

>>26162496
>rain man
>obscure

Cheese wife is sick and high on strong prescription meds
http://twitch.tv/mametchi

>>26162378
cursed

>>26162592
already a great stream

>>26162382
what a dork

>Got first question wrong again
Shondo...

>>26161964
>That's my OC
I've ascended lads... When she mentioned she saw something Sonic related I started physically sweating, I had hope but I didn't believe she was talking about my shitpost. I cheered the Frog up =)

>>26162252
Never watched Goof Troop show?

Now I feel bad for not buying Frog's bundle but it was fucking expensive I don't even pay for a sub kek

>>26162664

>>26162664
good for you, anon

>>26162664
good shit anon, it was good OC

>>26162656
That was a bullshit first question.

>>26162813
>I don't read comics
>Still adds it to the pile
It's her own fault

>>26162664
damn, this anon made it

>>26162664
If you went to France right now you might have a chance

>>26162848
True.

>>26162813
Maybe if you live under a fucking rock.

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 28 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIÄ SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

Canadian catgirl!
Busty but formerly flat girl!

>>26162918
shiny lumi

>>26162918
What the fuck make her hair white again

>>26162477
I also made this edit of Smilfy before she even used the model (the gridlines were when Dya was rigging it) and unless someone in Discord shared it she nabbed it from /pmg/.
The best Snuffy meme from this site is the “Country Girls Make Do” one.

>>26162431
I've managed to one guy someone but it was unintentional because she couldn't understand context and I'm not proud of the outcome as it's one of the reasons Anny actively despises this place

>>26162918
Anyafied Lumi, the berfect wife and stuffs

>Gets another comics question wrong
Shadow isn't a nerd!

>>26163035
I know that feel

Frog's pussy is extremely gushy atm

>>26162496
Suspiria (the original)

>>26163150
Shondo you told me you'd pay the loan back, wheres all the money Shondo.

That is a bullshit question. What the fuck.

AZETY...

It keeps happening...

>i know a lot of trivia
>doesn't know simple things

I can't watch the frog stream yet
stop having fun aaaaaaa

>>26163207
The answer isn't even correct, or rather, the question isn't worded properly. If it asked how many were on the court at once, it'd be fine.

>>26163278
*stops working and watches her more *

>>26162918
I haven't seen anya edits in so long.

>>26163150
Aninin...

>>26163307
The question about poker was flat out wrong. The correct answer was not one of the available choices.

>>26163369
She is the glue holding /vt/ together

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>26163475
That's all very nice but do you want to marry her?

Shondo is trash at trivia.

I'm imagining Shondo actually going on national TV and saying
>who the fuck is Bradley Cooper!
when she loses

Shondo hates him

so DM also taught at satelite schools in Japan where teenage mothers and hikikomoris would attend

man, mayo cat has such a gentle soul, she doesn't deserve anyhing bad happening to her
i hope she gets that house

>>26163601
>the most handsome man
Truly, the only people who appreciate and accurately recognize male beauty are homosexuals.

>>26163610
I hope she has 8 kids

Hello /lig/, I'm here again just to say that Layna's RTX model is also fucking hot and I kneel to any fans of hers.

>>26163035
One time I made a Froot bait thread for fun and it got so bad it got all over Twitter too and everyone was giving her shit. I don't hate Froot I think she's cool :(

>https://twitter.com/chibidokii/status/1537158711294234624
uooh

Frog is gonna love Alyx

>>26163732
Will she notice the purple panties

>>26163713

>>26163688
truly she deserves loving husband, family and a big house

>>26163796
Head empty

>>26163838
means more space for love

Frog only deserves one thing, and that's full nelson anal from me.

>>26163796
I want to bully

>>26163838
it's not often the artist really captures it

>>26163874
*from (me)

>>26163874
She wants full nelson anal from the tall guy from the grocery store

Shondo...your general knowledge reps...

>Just Manga questions
Quick! What is the name of the now-author and former editor of the famous manga Berserk, written by critically acclaimed mangaka Kentaro Mirua?

>>26163887
mayo cat deserves to be bullied only with love

I was watching the wrong VOD for 30 minutes because this dumbass frog doesn't just let her VODs get fucking published!

>>26164070
Kentaro Yabuki

This is the run shondobros

>>26164110
I'm sorry to tell you that's the wrong answer. Your earnings are £0. Thanks for coming!

>>26163610
hope she uses the 3D model

>>26164156
Brit anon exposing himself by using shillings lmao

>>26163710
what thread was that?

This silly French hag is more afraid playing this than horror games

>>26164206
Shillings don't even exist any more...

>>26164247
Euros or whatever, idk. Just use dollars bro

>>26164233
nta but I assume it was related to her posting roommate imagery on her main twitter

>>26164247
Fun fact: shilling is short for "shaving of silver"

>>26164288
Australian dollars? Canadian dollars? There are 20 kinds of dollar. Pounds is much more distinct, only having 11 kinds across the world.

>>26164364
There is only one relevant type of dollar and only one relevant type of pound.

>>26164389
Yes the type where I £ your oshi all night

>>26164389
And that's the pound I'm going to be laying on Saruei

>>26164418
Haha my oshi is a man so you are gay

>>26164442
I'm gay too, who's your oshi

>>26164389
Your mom let me pound for a dollar fuckin gottem

>Knows her boomer manga
>Doesn't know comics
Elitist sisterwife shondo...

>>26164418

Damnit Shondo it's Life on Mars! I thought you were a britbong!

based racist japs

>>26164560
No one cares about the TV the BBC shows on the telly here

>>26164560
You have to remember she's a complete zoomer.

>>26164585
>dm's friend had to literally flee Japan becasue her boss was using her for "shady" favors
just like in my oriental fetish comics

>Journalist mode activated
Dumb shondo...

womp womp

>>26164700
Sounds hot but it doesn't sound like sexual favors.

>>26164700
>dm's """"friend"""

>>26164761
literally what else could it be

Chibi stream possibly in jeopardy

>switches to babby mode
>mocks the game for being easy
Shondo...

bros help Tob made me ruin my internal clock and now I can't stay awake for more than 4 hours at a time how do I fix this

>Voice of a child
>Has to set the game to child mode

>>26164761
what else could an old japanese man ask for a young foreign woman other than sexual favors?

>>26164818
Jesus does she live in California or something?

>>26164888
her aid in defeating the shadow clan

Had the worst sleep of my entire life cause I dreamt that coqui was my fuckbuddy and she never shut the goddamn hell up

>>26164855
Go to bed

>>26164925
Texas

>>26164942
that sounds pretty good

>>26164888
When I was in Japan people kept trying to practice their English on me, the same probably happened to her. It gets very annoying after a while.

>>26164855
welcome to da Vinci mode, friend. you can thank Tob later.

I've realized something about the whole "chibidoki is a chibi thing." By playing this angle, she gets to be the character she wants while avoiding both extremes. She can keep away all the cancelidiots, while also deterring the hardcore creeps who watch shondo and lilyhops. Is Chibi, dare I say, a genius?

>>26164942
insert cock in mouth

>>26164992
>Power outage
>Texas

Ofc.

>CAM ON SHONDO
>WIN SUM FACKIN MUNNY!

>>26165051
Kek

>>26165027
No, absolutely not. In fact, it draws weirdos straight to her because she's different and unique

>>26165027
if that's her intent she's doing a terrible job at it

>>26165000
yes, very shady indeed

>>26165027
Of course she's a genius

>>26165027
Chibi sucks

>>26165027
No one who is into lolis buys her dumb excuse lol

AHAHAAH
CAN'T EVEN BEAT BABY MODE
You need to go outside more Shadow!

>>26164888
He wanted the C word ( cracker ) pass

>>26165051

A BOMB?!

>>26164888
Smuggling.

>>26165129
I never noticed her eyes in this emote

>>26165051
outstanding

>chat:saru is skipping so much ammo lol
>Was literily at full ammo a minute ago

>>26165027
It has muzzled tw*ttards, so yes, genius.

>>26165061
>>26165087
which one is it

>>26165000
>old many trying to "practice" english with a young woman
yeah, and i bet he wanted to practice it in a love hotel too

I think I love Saru

>>26164944
I would but it'll just cause me to sleep for 8 hours, wake up, then after 4 hours of staying awake I'll feel sleepy again
it's been like this for the past 3 days and it all started because I was trying to adjust my schedule to catch her streams and now I feel like I'm unable to do anything during the day because I can't stay up

>>26165172
more like he wanted to traffic her into some brothel

https://twitter.com/ProfBloomVtuber/status/1537166447734038529

Meats going to be part of a vtuber choir tonight

>>26165247
I love her more

>>26165265
Bro just stay awake
If you can't and it gets real bad call your doctor or something.

>>26165051
Absolute quality.

>>26165286
this outfit but imouto hair, cat ears and braces

>>26165276
Bloom is based, but I dropped him after he got a femgosling.

Oh God it's Shadow from beyond the Abyss

>>26165276
Two meat streams in one day? I love Wednesdays.

>>26165247
Get in line

>26165320
this is bait

>>26165232
Life is not one of your hentais. Most people (even in Japan) are not crazed sex-criminals.

Say what you want but I want to fuck Artemis

>>26165405
you're not alone

https://gnfos.com/player.php?v=/jp/src/1655290638523.webm&t=eop.webm&loop=1

You guys wanna see something funny that happened with this /lig/chuuba?
https://litter.catbox.moe/0uq7ea.webm
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1504052902?t=01h46m57s

>saru: guys I'm bunny hopping!
>chat: you can't bunny hop in source engine

>sarus still at the very start of the game with only 2 guns a long time before you get the first grenade
>chat: use a granade!

I fucking hate twitch chat

Shondo is the definitive article of unknowledgeable. She simply doesn't have general knowledge

>>26165286
Prove it

>>26165265
why not actually try out polyphasic sleep?

>>26165380
>>/wvt/

>>26165443
Will I feel bad for watching it?

>>26165443
Dramafrog please

>>26165398
NTA but girl dm said the one time some old guy wanted to "practice english" with her he was aggressively hitting on her and clearly wanted to fuck her

>>26165443
Some people don't like raids, but twitch has this amazing feature where you can tick a box and then people can't raid you specificly for people who don't want raids so that's this guy's own fault of he got raided

>>26165405
was that bulge intentional?

>>26165265
>adjust my schedule
Not realistic and possibly impossible. Your body is not going to shift arounds its circadian rhythms like that just because you want to stay awake at a certain time.

>>26165461
She also lacks common sense, a lot of these questions can be inferred.

>>26165443
what a faggot

>>26165465
I've watched all her vods
even the ancient forbidden ones.

>>26165514
Who wouldn’t want to with her in her magical girl outfit?

>>26165398
>still can't come up with a reasonable alternative

>>26165551
Prove it

>>26165523
the mind sees what it wants anon
no seriously there's nothing there except for maybe a slight shading change to match the vagina bones (>implying)

>>26165551
Where are the forbidden VODs at? I want to see her early days.

>>26165443
totally not a setup at all

>>26165443
>babiniku

>>26165523
You're seeing things, artemis is great at tucking

>>26165603
archive.org (serious)

>>26165405
Same.

>>26165595
I wasn't there. It's just very weird that you assume that every man is a rapist who preys on girls every chance he gets.

>>26165443
Why the fuck would you turn out TTS for ever message in chat? This retard did this to himself. Hope he has fun being an eternal 2view

>>26165654
unironically safer to assume that than not.

>>26164084
holy fuck thanks for posting that webm again I forgot about it

>>26165634
Bingo, bingo, bongo. I know that chest tattoo.

God I want to fuck her

>>26165548
Well he does browse imageboards on stream

>>26165565
don't know,
point is the idea of old guy trying fuck young gaijin girl under the pretense of " practicing english" isn't a fantasy but a real possible scenario
>inb4 people asked me to practice with them
you're a m*le, you don't count

>>26165443
>m*le
>genshit
>fat
>seethes at raid
wew

>>26164855
>>26165265
I live in EST and I've been going to bed around 3-5pm and waking up at midnight for the last 2 weeks to watch Tob.
About to go to bed now in case she streams later.

>>26164237
can't wait for ravenholm

>>26165765
It does sound like the start of a cheap porno.

Also, I think the older Japanese generation think all gaijin women are complete sluts due to media.

>>26165443
I don't think you could find a worse person to raid with 200 viewers. Also his twitter is suspended.

https://twitter.com/wildkait/status/1537115655685779457

why aren't you this dedicated to your oshis?

>>26165470
isn't that a meme? I remember some friends saying that they tried doing that and it always ended with them going back to normal sleep after a few days

>>26165954
good fucking lord. this is why you need to research who you're raiding so they're not literally this guy.

>>26165962
>He made dancing videos reminsicent of the buffalo bill dance scene in silence of the lambs and kept sending them to me
kek

>>26165962
what

>>26165954
what in the goddamn fuck

>>26165523
Women can have pubic bulges too anon.

>>26165954
Cringe larper.

Would Saru be impressed?

>>26165992
everyone's different and you're apparently already primed for it. it's worked for some big names if that matters.

>>26165954
He's not just glowing this fag is incandescent.

Why is Saruei so...childish today?

>>26165954
>>26166069
>>26166102
>>26166116
How new?

>>26166139
On the rag. It's about her time of the month.

>It's not me
Dammit

>>26165962
Very based. We should all strive to be like him.

>inb4 saru brings a dog on stream

>>26165868
>It does sound like the start of a cheap porno.
old men aren't known for their flirting skills

>>26165962
I don't understand what leads someone to do this shit
I know people throw around mental illness insults here to the point where it's gotten completely meaningless but this guy is certainly something

>>26165962
>Unknown to the stalker, an armed person or a group of people (some who I employ) had been over at my house for protection, heavily armed, behind cameras, security system, and a big guard dogs.
Twitch thots have PMCs now?

>>26166150
Hi fishhead

>>26166215
It's called being based.

>saru NTR RP

>>26166232
>Now
How new?

>>26166232
They have PMGs

>>26166076
What's it called when bathing suit bottoms form like bridges from the hips across lower abdominal muscles

>>26166239
Nah.

>>26166215
Mental disorder + autism is my guess.
Go bonkers due to the mental disorder and due to autism lack the faculties to adequately compare yourself to others, so you go balls deep.

>>26165954
oof

>>26166264
sex

>>26166250
So Saru wants to get NTR’d?

I can't keep up with all of these modern cartoons Saru is decades too old for.

>>26166232
She's incredibly rich and I'm pretty sure she lives in Texas.

someone archive fishhead's spergout before he deletes the vod

>>26166312
No, she brought her bf on stream to say hello and watch her play hl2

>>26165962
She lives in Houston and as such should've blown his head all the way off and back to Estonia, or at least had her hired guns do it

>>26166327
who and what

>>26165962
Don't burgers have strict shit on house invasion? Should have let him invade to kill him.

>>26166369
>>26166389
>just murder someone bro

>>26165962
Police useless again.

>>26166407
Yes like I said she lives in Texas. Literally? Just do it

>>26166407
>just let the crazy person into your house bro

>>26166389
That's how you get a haunted house bro

>Chili & Rice
Together?
Is that French thing or something?

>>26166441
just because it's legal doesn't mean it's morally right

>>26165962
what on earth

>>26166407
crazy fag that clearly wants to rape you? yeah literally why wouldn't you want to kill him

>>26166407
Look up Castle Doctrine. Someone who will travel across the world just to stalk someone will not be missed should they get taken out.

Is saru high or is she usually this cringe?

>>26166389
Not all places but I'm pretty sure texas has both stand your ground and castle doctrine laws, so yeah you can probably shoot someone one for getting on your lawn

>>26166480
I'm saying if he got in her house. If he got in her house, she should shoot him

>>26166495
YOU'RE CRINGE.

>>26166407
Yes.
Murder is unlawful killing, so it's not murder.

>>26166232
All of the Texas streamers have hired guns and some live in gated communities (too onions to own and operate their own firearms), they all got each other doxxed by moving into the same neighborhoods. They're completely in the open.

>>26166480
you're right
she should've morally let him break into her house and rape her

>>26166480
in this case it's clearly the other way around

>>26166495
Good mood because she can move soon, can start shipping merch bundles soon, and is in love with a new children's cartoon character

>>26166347
how is that ntr

Chibi live, internet might be kinda fucky though

stop the off-topic you fucking retard retards.

>>26166455
>>26166488
she has people protecting her, the house is barricaded, there would be legal issues and possible ptsd for her and her employees, as well as a ton of bad press

>>26166488
>>26166493
>>26166509
>>26166530
The house was fucking barricaded you morons, letting him in just to kill him is the height of armchair internet stupidity jesus go outside for once in your fucking life

>>26166409
>with the apparent lack of motivation for law enforcement (at least in the news regarding shootings) to intercept/engage out of fear for their own lives
Sounds like they're scared of the public going against them for shotting a poor retard.

>>26166347
What? I’m gonna rewind the stream then because I was wondering who that guy was

>>26166495
She is a bit more cringe today but she's in a good mood too so that's a win.

>>26166545
Hey I'm not a cartoon character

>>26166495
Both

>>26166495
She's on her period and very emotional today

>>26166518
>they all got each other doxxed by moving into the same neighborhoods
huh, never thought about that

>>26166566
t. Anonymous Estonian

>>26166566
I'm not the anon saying just let him in. However, if he got in despite it being made clear he is not allowed and he forces himself in anyway, she has a right to shoot him.
Anon, how hard is it to know you shouldn't break into someone's house and threaten their safety?

>>26166566
how's the weather in Estonia

>>26166561
Finally

>>26166559
>bro just let some random guy fuck your little sister

>>26166566
Letting him live means there's an absolute, deranged lunatic still out there and coming for you. You'll rest easier once he's in the ground, since there's no way he's getting locked up for life.

>>26166567
>>26166409
US police have no legal requirement to defend your life. You would have to be an absolute, mouthbreathing moron to rely on them for your defence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_v._District_of_Columbia

>>26166560
yeah post more chuubas posting their faces on twitter

I can get this next thread, I was at the gym during the last one

Shadow just do pushups

>>26166389
She is in Texas, if somebody breaks into your house you can do whatever you want to them.

>>26166651
anon....

>>26166684
She literally cannot

Frog likes hunter because he looks like the juicer

>>26166678
Gj on the workout

>>26166735
>look here, nigger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's me!

frog is finally losing it...

is this achievable natty?

https://www.twitch.tv/lordcommanderchaos
I wouldn't normally shill a m*le but this guy is pretty fun so long as he isn't playing something like League. He's been gone for a while.

>>26166849
Depends how good you are with a knife.

>>26166897
ehhh....i guess i'll allow it...

angy

>>26166932
much better than Nemu

>>26166897
he's been buried neck deep in froots pussy

>>26166799
Thank you, I must look my best for my future tomboy gf wife (maybe fish)

I bet Chibi texts people like this IRL

>>26166995
Bit obvious innit?

>>26166995
We call that skulling

>>26167061
kek

>>26166814
>look here, /lig/ger, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's me!

>>26167061

>>26166828
She's just like me fr fr

I know Sarus just fucking around and RPing that hunter is her bf, but im not watching the rest of the stream. Streams are already sort of an act, so her acting like she has a bf on stream makes it in some way more real, I dont consider myself a parasocial but i do like imagining that shes my gf, especialy someopne i like as much as saru and I dont want to watch someone hanging out with her BF on stream even if its "only an act", i had enough of that from vsj and its why i came to lig on the first place, It just ruins the immersion completely. its not about them having a bf irl but how it effects the stream, in sarus case this is even worse since she doesn't even get the benefit of getting fucked bus now shes inserting him into her own content anyway. Im just going to go to bed and check the vod tomorrow to see if she removes him later. The shitty part is that I used to imagine hugging saru when sleeping but i wont be able to do that tonight with this still fresh in my mind

>>26167144
ogey

>>26166995
when are they openning a patch shop?

>>26167144

We got one boys

>>26167144
meds, seriously

>>26167104
lel

>>26165962
Didn't realize who it was until after reading.
We gotta protect Tob's oshi lads.

>>26167144

>>26167206
I only caught it due to a bao retweet

>>26167144
nice pasta cuck

>>26167235
god this model is sex

shadow raided dm
unity bros.....

>>26167206
Didn't Tob miss stream last night because she "hurt her voice"?

>>26167144

>>26167144

>>26167298
I don't think she had planned to stream yesterday, but her voice was getting pretty crispy toward the end of the last stream.

>>26167391
So she doesn't have an alibi.

>>26167144
This but Bowser

>>26167409

>>26167447
nice

>>26167144
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1498268886?t=00h19m48s

>>26167447
kek

>>26167447

>>26167391
>>26167409
Could also be Kane trying to get rid of the competition

actual child
the mouth tracking while she munches away is so cute