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what is the secret to anya's success?
>>26153415Her mamamas
>>26154992>ollie gets a 2.0 before ghombuswhy does yagoo hate EN so much?
Meimei a cute!
>[EN] For EN there's no Relay, their concept is like making a shipWhy are they so lazy...
>12k>on a weekday >at 130am jstthis sheep is getting too powerful harnessing all the neets. how do >we stop her
>>26154992I want to gape this Zoombie's ass
KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8NiwUykf8Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w
Did you know?Lesbian nipples retract when they are in distress. You have to coax them out.
Matsuri is cute!
Finally I can post lion tits
Cover HQ is about to have a meltdown.
>>26155463The cutest...
fuck you guys, I did 60 and now I'm dying
>>26155474Has EN ever done a minecraft relay? They like to just free build together
>>26155492if they send Microsoft a polite fax will they keep it online?
I love Ina!
>>26155501Yeah!
>>26155463The coolest...
>>26155513i don't
Korone's back soon. In dog form.
>>26155477(>we) don't.
shion
>>26155517Icy
>>26153415
>>26155514Moomei...
>>26155492But their office PC were shipped with Edge....
>>26155505>he could do 60I did 18 and my body was practically locked up at the end.Also my palms hurt, don't do pushups on carpet.
>Nakirigumi can't do pushupsRAPE
>>26155540Happy for her and her fans!
>>26155463How was her pencil stream?
>>26155545Which side would Mumei take?
The cute zombie across the room is making this face at you. What do you do?
>>26155050She hates her own daughter too.
Where’s my concert guest spot?
I'm horny for Ayamefriend again
Lapchan my daughter
>>26153415Her insatiable hunger
>>26155562try with your fists next time instead of palms
>>26155585must watch
>>26155463>a whore*
>>26155543.>we need to summon a Luna, Flare, and FBK stream at this hour to correct her
>>26155050I wonder how they determine who gets a rig update.
>>26155492The Japanese will develop a replacement of IE that behaves the exact same as IE
>>26155463true
Teamates, is this you?
>>26155606Is that not improper form?
I LOVE REINE
>>26155589I don't know why I called Yagoo a girl.
Gura cute
>>26155585Really fucking good. Also I still don't understand how Mumei can write with a cavewoman grip, and I've tried all day at work.
I did my 39, ‘twas nice
>>26155487the face is kinda fucked up aint it...
>>26155481LOVE & LUST
>>26155588Genocide.
>>26155630he is no longer literally me...
>>26155634nobody cares. fuck off.
>>26155585good, unfiltered autism
>>26155590Anal
>>26155602Sex
>>26155492Literally how? computers come with Edge preinstalled.
>>26155596Sell me on your daughter
>>26155573We'll remember your kindness, watamates.
>>26155654I care
>>26155630We are going through a phase, okay?
>>26155481
Nice that HoloX is getting 3D. I am hoping they get a 2nd outfit soon.
luv streamin
>>26155627It is!
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1537105839659569154>God with a capital gKiara is a good christian girl
>>26155631You can do pushups on your knuckles, your palm, or even on a barbell/grip if you need them, the form is more dependent on how low you go, and how stable you contract the muscles and hold.
>>26155647I didn’t notice, I was looking at her tits
Why doesn't Ame use her daisenpai status to rape the rest of HoloEN?
>>26155666Many computers probably still run on XP or 7
>>26155513Me too!
>>26155688based
Wee wee pee pee mon ami /hlgg/. Watame is being the most exceptionally cutest sheep in the whole entire world right now as she's once again showing off her outstanding drawing skills in Passpartout 2. She's also revealed that she had a great big dinner party with a whole bunch of Holos and they had the time of their lives chatting around while eating roasted Watamates. It's fun listening to her stories and if you're not busy with anything then it's time for you to hop on over and get hella comfy.https://youtu.be/Wk-0jWknWz4EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME IS SCARY AND SPOOKY AND NONE OF YOU CAN CONVINCE ANYONE OTHERWISE. Nevertheless, Reine has decided to play Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion today and lose her vocal chords due to deadbeats popping out of the wall. She wanted to do VR but that didn't work out but she's still having a good time trying to not lose her mind from getting ambushed by terrifying creatures chasing her throughout the mansion.https://youtu.be/xTzBAc6HrAAMoona's got her own super chill, super cool stream going on as she tries out all of the new features in Minecraft. Stories a plenty and sweet Moona giggles await you here as she utilizes her expert building autism to create even more wonderful works of blocky art.https://youtu.be/LvGvVSW1uJ8Vestia's blasting heads and being really cute over on Twitch right now, spending her time playing Valorant. She's a very impressive FPS player and has been making some really damn good plays so if you're looking for some hype clutches then Zeta's the woman for you.https://www.twitch.tv/vestiazeta_hololiveid
>>26155630Those are gaymates.
Flare, Matsuri, and Suisei singing Lambhttps://streamable.com/ybenc7
I will sacrifice myself and marry M-Chan so she can stop telling Kaela to stop streaming so much
>>26155631Not really, it has a better range of motion and it helps people with tight or weak wrists, it's just a little uncomfortable at the start
>>26155630Literally me again
>>26155562CUTE WEAK ANONS
>>26155631it's actually better for your wrists knuckle pushups are a lot harder on your core if you're a weak baby
>>26155492Can't they just use Edge, Firefox or the other different browsers?
>>26155588We can pretend she’d be all about the rumbling but in reality she’d just be pining for Eren and Levi to fuck and then she’d get eaten.
>>26155492It's not just them. In my last job, we were only allowed to use Internet Explorer to access certain client databases for some arcane reason.
>>26155704That is a huge security risk
>>26155492They've known about this for years and only have themselves to blameIn any case IE is still on the machine you just have to access it via Edge now for exactly this reason
>>26155708Do 14 pushups
>>26155630I never realized how good looking goose is.
>>26155693>>26155718>>26155723Huh, I never knew that. I'd just always seen it as palms or bust.
>>26155672Anyone who enjoys Hololive and doesn’t spend his time shitting on Holos is good and deserves smiling
>>26155725They still use fax, anon. They would still use pagers if they could.
>>26155708I'm with Kaela
>>26155699ame prefers the company of her yesmen and pets that cant talk back to her
>>26155688Based. We will get married in a church one day
>>26155708that's quite a lewd watame pic, watamefriend!
>>26155747No.
>>26155699She enjoys slower romance
>>26155654Fuck you!
Why do they hate Polka?
>>26155559>>26155666Elevens are XPchads
>>26155631It’s how Sensei Lawrence taught me.
>>26155708Do 14 pushups!i believe in you!!!
>>26155764You're just saying that cause you're a weak oni who can't even do that many
>>26155733>Eren wants to watch Mikasa fuck someone else>Mumei likes watching Kronii fuck someone elseTHEY ARE
>>26155764Why not? Even a scrawny male nerd can do 15-20 pushups...
>>26155743installing a botnet is also a security risk
>>26155708>cutest sheepDamn right.
Boning Bae's house down.https://litter.catbox.moe/n3w2na.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/79lhbx.png
>>26155772I miss Coco's breasts so much...
>>26155751based
>>26155634>>26155770She's the best!
>>26155463and cool!
That pumpkin? me
>>26155513Me too! All Inas!
>>26153415Her alliance with Petra
>>26155640I got it to work but normal way is so much easier
>>26155474Relay is fucking dump, the EN portal area is a fucking mess of empty shell that dont even mesh with each other
>>26155804
>>26155751I still immediately see pikamee whenever art of that outfit is posted. Im not disappointed either way though.
>>26155763Watame is sexy! And cool! And cute! All the above really.>>26155781>>26155789>>26155795I don't want to get up, I'm comfy watching Watame.
>>26155772I always liked Polka's kimono. It's the one after this one that looks awful.....
>>26155816The coolest!
>>26155743JIS encoding is going to filter most hackers
>>26155772Gonna ignore your question to say that I love my Sheepwife and she looks very cute in her new years outfit.
>>26155804>>26155837I miss Coco's ass so much....
>>26155851Okay pussy
Just browsing my old playlist, pay no mindhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuCZSLuxlXc
>>26155797So intall some Linux distro. There is literally no reason to use XP or 7 in 2022.
>>26155863
>>26155772Polka wanted that. She straight up gave her mama the design of what she wanted her new years yukata to look like. Nobody hates Polka more than Polka.
>>26155804>>26155837I will never not thank her for helping my oshi stop numberfagging
>>26155837>>26155863Just 499 years to go...
>>26155837Bitch honka donka badonkashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YucuuFD9e0o
>>26155708Friend, I must know.What games have you been playing recently?
Stop posting Coco's breasts.
>>26155544based
>>26155851Do it for Watame! I did 39 for Watame, you can do 14!
Hololive has the best hags bros...
>>26155831Still looks a billion times better than the JP clusterfuck hellhole
>>26155931ok
>>26155931Kiara would never say that.
Kaela smart
>>26155940This is true.
>>26155708get a life bro
>>26155931Post Fubuki on a toilet instead
What if Cover made their own Linux distro?
Watame just made me smile
>>26155699Ame is the biggest sub in EN and would get reverse raped by most of them. Only Bae and Kronii are bigger subs than her.
>>26155931
>>26155963>Ignore retards in chat>Do absolutely nothing about them, just ignore themShe's not smart at all
>IRyS rewards herself after successful doctors appointments.>I reward myself after successful doctors appointments.Arittake no yume wo kaki atsumeSagashi mono sagashi ni yuku no saOne Piece!Ranshinban nante juutainomotoNetsu ni ukasarekaji wo toru no saHokori kabuttetatakara no chizu moTashikameta no nara densetsu ja naiKojinteki na arashi wa dare ka noBaiorizumu nokkatteOmoi sugoseba iiArittake no yume wo kaki atsumeSagashi mono sagashi ni yuku no saPoketto no koin sore toYou wanna be my friend?We are, we are on the cruiseWE ARE!
>>26153415her source of fucks to give having long been depleted
>>26155931Kiara never said this
>>26155941I think the guy you responded to was talking about the JP server's portal to EN
>>26155991You sound like a retard to me.
>>26155930Monster Hunter Rise, Monster Hunter Stories 2 and Pokemon Unite.>>26155935I'll do 14 situps instead.
>aqua's corkscrew hair nest to subaruah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
>>26155931sure
>>26155772>Towa has glovesfucking stupid Rurumama knowing what men want. she needs correction
>>26155970I never understood doing a “V” sign while being sexually destroyedYou’re not winning you’re being conquered
>>26155869Does anyone have the thread from this stream? Were we still on /jp/?
>>26155979
>>26155654die
>>26155825Show Ina pits please!
>>26156011You have to do 20 situps as a penalty
Gura’s nipples that can cut glass
>>26156011Friend really loves MonHun...Also still beating up little kids in a baby moba I see.Do 14 squats.
Kiara
>>26155908Friendly reminder that tomorrow is the 17th which was her birthday
>>26156011Come on, you can do it! Make her proud!
>>26155991retard
>>26156009Ignoring literally never worked for anybody. Not saying it should be acknowledged but ignoring only means whomever's being retarded thinks they're alright in acting like that which leads to how reine and anya's members were like early on.
>>26155513WE love Ina!
>>26155708Whore
>>26155991Hey Mori
>>26156021Best outfit in all of hololive desu
>>26156075cute!
>>26155630Always has been.
I miss Ame...
>>26156092You just time them out or ban them if it hits a nerve. Giving them attention is all they want and attracts other retards.
>>26156033Starts here (jp)>>/jp/thread/S30581664#p30583638
My oshi took a break today since she's been recording a lot. What has your oshi been up to?
>>26156133Yes and I'm saying Kaela isn't going to even do that.
Good evening friendos, what have I missed in the last ~18 hours or so?
>>26156141family stuff
>>26156065those nips make me drool
>>26156154She just said she would, retard.
Teamate-bros, we are so hot now
>>26155708Right here, friend! Watching Reine and playing Vampire Survivors.
>>26156053Ok, but don't stare too much
rrat
>>26155869https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNVE4Lcg0os
>>26156024I would consider being sexually dominated by 3 (THREE) predator hag Holos in heat to be one of the biggest victories I could ever hope of accomplishing.
I hope there will be less Shitpex and Valorchink collabs and some more OW collabs once it goes f2p.
This iron farm is really fancy looking
>>26156165Gura's in Japan
>>26156179Four minutes after my post about it maybe
>>26156190BUILT for prostate orgasms.
>>26156190>being gay wasn't part of the act
>>26156139Thanks friend
>>26156190As a non-teamate, I am looking forward to the future of teamate-posting. Can't be any worse than morbposting at least.
Can you niggers not talk about membership stuff
Sup
>>26156072They added Espeon AND Delphox into the game, it really can't be helped at this point. I wish Hololive had infinite permissions to play it, I would love to see more Okayu, Matsuri, Shion, Ayame and Fauna Unite streams.
>>26156165Flare announced a birthday live. Some Holos are doing vr concerts later this year in pairs like Matsuri and Fubuki. Then the Summer Voyage even on the 3rd will have Holos singing with the Sorairo Days singer
>>26155851>I don't want to get upWatafriend, stop being a pampered brat!
>>26156223Oh nyo
>>26156222Well that's your fault for being a presumptious retard.
>>26156231>he thinks teamates will still exists in a year
Why did Kronii dislike getting called cute during her duolingo stream?
>>26156211Neat, I built that one last year. Works well.
I would like to have sex with reine
>>26156270Where are they going?
>>26156205https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O1WGScOKe4
Reine is doing incredibly better with this guy than expected
>>26156273Kronii is the beautiful one, Mumei is the cute one
>>26156273Like Mori and Suisei, she aims to be cool, not cute.That she was cute as fuck during that stream is just part of the appeal
>>26156123>Any cute hoomans?
How many Holos would it take to overpower you, beat you down and steal your semen against your will?
>>26156302To Detroit
>>26156316She is the smartest bird
I'm going to be the Ken to Ame's Barbie...
>>261563301
>>26156266She got convinced by chat over it.
Wait Ollie can actually take off her sleeves I thought that was a shitpostDid she get an L2D update???
>>26156190That looks so fucking gay. It's perfect
>>26156270>using Shion pic of all Holos to shitpost thatSarcasm is dead
>>261563301 since I wouldn't resist
>>26156330Just 1 bratty loli like Shion dominating me with her feet and belittling me while laughing...
>>26156334N-not the action packed trip...
>>26156249Hey, I'm not knocking you for it. Beating up little kids in baby games is very funny. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING 5 YEARS OLD AND PLAYING A VIDEO GAME!Also, you wouldn't want to watch Aqua play Unite? I didn't really follow the Unite mini-arc when that was a thing so I'm not sure who played, did she not play/say she doesn't really like it?You really have good taste in holos!
>>26156334they'll start posting sana and flare images...
>>26156248who are the mystery niggers
>>26156248SANKISEI LIVE!!!
>>26156359stealth 2.0 showcase
>>26156359Yes nigga, this whole stream has been showing it off
>>26156334NO NOT DETROITNO PLEASE ANYTHING BUT THAT
Watame is finally done painting...
bombershark
>>26156385>>26156386WHAT THE FUCK???
>>26155463yeah!
wawa
>>26156190>ISRAELhttps://twitter.com/wbpictures/status/1537102719525081089
>>26156316I imagine the ID girls would all handle it pretty well. You must always be wary of strangers in the streets of Jakarta, after all.
>>26156190>teamates gave this up for scaly green bodiesWhat a mistake
>>26156330I can take on at least forty of them. All these people going >hehe 1 hhhehbut fuck that if they want my potent seed they need to be worthy of it.
>3 Ken Goslings posted alreadyI know we have threadreaders but to think we have people who dont even do that
>>26156315Being called cute is Suisei's catchphrase.
>>26156377Cute 35.
>>26156400The cutest!
>>26156392Man why can't EN do a bomberman collab like Gokisei
>>26156355awful cope.
91 pushups for Aki completed.Why the fuck did I even do that
>>26156402cuuute
>>26156419That's the joke, anon.
When is Ame traveling again?
>>26155463
>>26156441Good job. Aki would be proud of you
>>26156409Those strangers in Jakarta were all me.
>>26155590Face fuck
>>26156316The game isn't actually that hard. Gura is just retarded
>>26156359https://twitter.com/Jouji5555/status/1537114106322378752
>>26156433bomberman sucks
Be honest, how many of you would goose the Gos
How are Zetabros dealing with their oshi being tainted now? A collab with a western male eceleb..
>>>/an/4200600>>>/an/4200600>>>/an/4200600
>>26156307https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PISyfyPYLA
>>26156482TTRPG sucks.
Shion Ch. 紫咲シオン
>>26156489t-thanks Ame
>>26155544Why is everything about Shion so erotic, especially her menhera ?
>>26156473Irys............
>>26156467If she's not proud enough to open her legs for me she can keep it
>>26156330no aki or korone in the mix probably like 10
>>26156433There was going to be one with Ina, Watame, Foobs, and Botan but then it never went beyond the planning stage
>>26156498yes, but what does that have to do with bomberman.
OHNONONO DEADBEATS... WATAME IS SELLING YOUR OSHI ON THE STREET... ARE YOU REALLY OK WITH THIS!?
>>26156462
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>26156489Look at him go!
>>26156473SSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>26156496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zFbTtPSjE
>>26156508u like children
With Kiara’s recent new channel is there actually a chance we get a German original song by her?
>>26155544I am an Anti-Zionist.
>>26156489That second fish kills me. He's like "Bro, what the fuck?" LMAO
I love Bae the most !
>next stream is in 8 (EIGHT) hours
>>26156509More like GuraWhat the fuck is Cover doing
>>26156489Aww look at the fishie.
>>26156456Oh.
>>26156542maybe
>>26156372Aqua said she'd want to play it on stream but never ended up doing so I don't know how it would look but naturally if she does stream it I'd watch it. I'd watch anything of Aqua, I love that gamer maid too much.
>>26156549that's alright because watame is going to read superchats for 8 hours
>>26156542probably not since she's probably not doing much on that channel maybe just short clips
>>26156566>AquaWho the fuck is thatKeep in mind I only know active hololive members
>>26156542After the birthday the plan is to start working on an album for the rest of the year so most likely yes>Inb4 a threadreader replies about the type of songs on it
>>26156509>>26156554Really? What about fucking Anya????
>no one in Passpartout wants to buy any painting with pinkseems like bad design..
>>26156524
>>26156587Shut up.
>>26156549Guess we'll just have to gay post for 8 hours, haha...
[Attention] Smug Ollie makes my cock hard That is all
Reine cussing too much going to switch to Kaela
>>26156603
>>26156597I thought they removed that?
>>26156590Gura is older than both of them
>>26156231Gosling posting will always be based.
>>26156590who?
>>26156536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4vpT06XWTo
>>26156489I moved my head around and my cheeks jiggled a lot. Thanks Ame.
We
KAELAORKE
>kaelaoke
>>26156619Stop being a soccer mom
We postin' images?
GO KAELA GO
>>26156632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrfcfNCs6LY
>>26156626no one is buying watame's mori painting yet..
Kaela singing
>>26156651>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>we
>>26155474>For EN there's no Relay, their concept is like making a shipThey were literally talking about this yesterday. Fauna and Bea were asking what the fuck is going on witht he ID portal because they've heard nothing about it. So they suddenly know more about the EN side than even the ENs?
>>26155513hm2
>>26156542I just want her to cover ode to joy
>>26156677Thank you for jinxing it.
>>26156627Anya has legitimate design error in her live 2d.
I'm going to leave this baby Ayame here. Please be on your best behavior /hlgg/.
>>26156566I really like Aqua too, she's very cute and precious and funny. I'm sure Aqua playing Unite would be really fun, I hope it happens one day. I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few people here who has actually watched an Aqua League of Legends stream.
>>26156686isn't this just a repeat of last time
>>26156462>>26156524>>26156603>>26156624
>thank you big daddyshe was talking to me btw
>>26156672https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqzblqHiHnM
>>26156723
>>26156669Yeah.
Watame watched Ina play Passpartout
>>26151041I LOVE ANYA'S LEGS
>>26156723*starts to lick and kiss her feet*
How will Kaela's voice be
Post the Watame Ina drew right fucking now.
>>26156669Only low res
what is reine talking about? putting her wallet in the freezer?
>>26156692This Luna looks weird...
>>26156702I guess they did fix it
Robotic Human Wife.
>>26156729They don't know. They haven't gotten any updates from the other side about the project.
Kaela is SOVL of ID3
>>26156719too late, her oppai is canon now
Stop posting brats who need rape
>>26156763Better once she's less nervous and takes it more seriously. She's never sang seriously in her life and she's doing a high pitched voice right now 'cause she's nervous as fuck.
STOP posting erotic Shions!
Would it be possible to create a non-terrible 3D model for IRyS?Isn't her design too complex?
>>26156739https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEeajNoOels
>file is too largeKIARA SEXOhttps://litter.catbox.moe/h0w945.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/h0w945.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/h0w945.png
>>26156829
>>26156820Okay
>>26156723I'll take good care of her.
me when cute and funny sharkiehttps://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNNKmo9J/?k=1
>>26156850THE SEX CONSUMES ME
>>26156791words cannot describe how excited I am at the mere idea of being able to buy a Roboco some day in the future
>>26156834It could look somewhat like this and look fine
>>26156858god damn thats good
>>26155517Teaching bitches how to swim!
>>26156554Her meme rot brain likes how shitty her rigging is.As far as Anya... idk, probably lacks confidence
I saved this image just for (You)
>>26156834https://twitter.com/AsutoAnim/status/1536731798117310464
>>26156689https://litter.catbox.moe/opewza.jpeg
>>26156784Nye
>>26156858My god she is so fucking hot
>>26155708You should do like Watame and draw something too, Watamefriend. Draw us another poyoyo.
>>26156547Me too!
The girls will play Darktide when it comes out right?????
>>26156908Hey thanks
>>26156875Personally I want an Ame JOI
There is something about the ghetto of a MC server the EN have that makes it way more interesting than the JP or the ID onesIt's hard to explain...
>>26156908Soro soro say goodbye to the cum in my balls
>>26156651
i didnt realize fandead swapped to shion
>>26156723walkies time
ah yes, please inject SOUL straight to my veins
>>26156827She seriously sounds like she's about to shit herself
>>26156858>arm covers her waistline, making her torso look completely straight:(
15 Days left /hlgg/. You ready for the 2nd Arc? The list of Holos who will no doubt be playing Monster Hunter:>Gen 0: Roboco, Suisei, Miko, >Gen 1: Fubuki, Mel, Aki Matsuri>Gen 2: Shion, Ayame, Aqua, Choco, Subaru>Gen 3: Flare, Marine, Pekora, Noel>Gen 4: Towa, Kanata, Watame, Luna>Gen 5: Lamy, Polka, Nene, >Gen 6: Koyori, Lui (maybe), Chloe, Iroha>Gamers: Okayu, Korone (not on stream), Mio, Fubuki>ID1: Iofi>ID2: Anya, Reine>ID3: Zeta>EN1: Ina>EN2: Bae, Kronii, Sana>HOPE: IRyS>Stars: Astel, Temma, Roberu, Aruran, Miyabi, Shien, Oga, Rikka, Izuru Fuma, Gamma,
I'm thinking of forcing myself upon a holo girl sexually
>>26156692
>>26156933LMAOOOSorry I just remembered a funny joke.I dunno man, I haven't seen anyone interested in the series
I can't wait for the SNOT collab
she is singing the song better now
>>26157000I'm not ready.I will only watch Aki, Pekora and Luna play it. Begrudgingly too.
>>26155463*a dead.
I miss Rushia
>>26157000I am! I want more drunk Monster Hunter as well
>>26157004I wish these two would play switch sports
>>26157018Yes you can
>>26156926I don't know where I put my drawing tablet.
>>26157046No I can't.
>>26157000>not on streamMr. Koro i miss you...
>>26156989kalea is so cool and chill most of the time I kinda like seeing her vulnerable side like this. She needs quite a lot of practice but hey, at least she's got some potential range!
>>26156966I would relentlessly mating press Mio whilst Ayame is out playing with her friends.
>>26157009>Gura gets to sniff this
>>26157051Ayamefriendchama...
>>26156958JAMES AVERY LOVE
>>26156919nyahello Luna
>>26157066You are doing it right now. So yes you can
>>26157068she never played it on stream
>>26156190I can fix him now.
>>26157051You should draw porn of yourself
>>26156835https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnUuacmi3Uk
>>26157086her daughter has no friends...
council cute
>>26157101The sheer fact that I'm saying I can't wait makes it that I can't wait otherwise I wouldn't be complaining that I can't wait
>>26157009I love holo cameltoesImagine if they were brazen enough to use such art for thumbnails or schedules
Stop posting lewd Shion pictures.
>>26157127I will give her younger siblings to play with then.
>>26157121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK9suuzA_L0
>>26157038fuck off, you gigantic faggot.
>>26157129saved
>>26157171Only a faggot wouldn't miss Rushia
>>26157051Dumb menhera.
>>26157038BasedShe truly was a sex goddess
>>26157134But you aren't dying right now so yes you can wait and you will wait. You might not want to wait that long but you are physically able to wait that long
>>26157035a live with friends soon
>>26156875She has her own plush as her birthday merch this year.
Watame is making herself hungry by drawing sushi...
I remember when I was brutally horrified of playing Spooky Jumpscare Mansion but here I am watching Reine. The puppet still freaks me the hell out but listening to Reine make stupid noises is making this a not scary playthrough and I'm all for that.
>>26157038I miss her interactions with the other holos.
>reine thinks there's a plotlollmao
>>26157168https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2OMO4LPfSQ
>>26157166then who will take care of taiga and henry?
>>26157038Really? I haven't noticed her absence at all. I guess I just watched Holos that didn't interact with her much.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE KAEALA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGANBATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26157273cute
Moona needs a man
>>26155620I'm pretty sure 2.0 updates are one of those things that they pay for out of pocket
>>26157274The DLCs gave it one
>>26157038I miss her massive giant boobs and hag body
>>26157253I actually just put in the shipping for the don quixote one so I'll eventually have two Robocos
>>26157038i only miss her because she colonized the 3am timeslot where i live and when id go real degen hours she would be on and she was alright listening material.
Imagine being a Lunaito and getting to kiss those feet
>>26157301I'd offer by services but I'm already taken by like 6 different holos
Reine has an off collab set up with Kobo tomorrow! They're playing Cuphead! You guys should tune in!
This thread needs Towa
>>26156651LOVE INA!
>>26157289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzuVoGPN6ws
>>26157127Mr. Ojisan (me) is her friend.
>reine has been exposed to kobo's wormsIt's over.
>>26157343post more bitchyou wont
>>26157347how much?
*becomes the ugliest holopet*
>>26157343Imagine teasing Towa's nipples under her shirt while she sits in your lap...
CapSule is overrated as hell.Wicked is literally the best original Mori and Suityan have produced.https://youtu.be/FwHvkUYC3-IBut this is their best work overallhttps://youtu.be/EjlMPu5sEgw
>>26157343https://litter.catbox.moe/30gjsi.mp4
>>26157341Do you think Kobo will show her how she pulls feces out of her ass?
I miss my wife
>>26157288Nene isn't sexy
Oh god Kaela might become my oshi.....
>>26157361Soon the worm colony will infest all of Hololive
BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE CHUBA
>>26157372An adequate replacement for Moona Tbh
Okay I'm gonna go play APEX with my boyfriend, see you later /hlgg/.
>>26157402She's cute right
>>26156197I stared at her nice voluptuous armpits for 30 minutes!
>>26157291>henryAme can take care of him lol. If Mio is heavily pregnant she will have no choice but to stay in the house all day with her cats. This is a win-win scenario.
>>26157365You can't afford it
>>26157303When 2.0 first came out it was something that was given by Cover to update the older members to the new standard. Now its way up in the air if that's the case. 3.0 is something Cover is giving them at least.
>>26157372Peko fucked herself hard with this pet.
>>26157372Fuck you, that tired-middle-aged-oji-san looking thing is cute as hell.
>>26157372Okay, but what actually is that thing?
>>26157404They'd have to fight Gura's mold.
>>26157417Whore.
JGBFAWI see that watame is drawing some sushiWhat else has she drawn today?
>>26157396Your wife is having sex with me right now (she is disappointed in my performance).
>>26157418OOOOOOH MAN I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR HER.
>>26157347I'm glad for Ollie having a nice 2.0, but i find it a bit sad that Anya, who desperately needs one, hasn't. Why is Umiushit getting away with being such a dirty hack...
>>26157372>single-use only tuberculosis
>>26157409Not wide enough
>>26157388or ask if you know how peeing yourself feels
>>26157372what the fuck is that?
>>26157417Stop being gay.
>>26157437Chinchilla?
please resume posting sexy shions
>>26157404What happens if Kobo and her worm hive meet Gura and her mold colony?
Why did they suddenly make PPT Yandere again? Its kinda cringe.
Aqua wont tell me what Shion smells like
>>26157475fruity
>>26155630>literally leave work early just to post thisGaymates he's just like us...
reminder that coco is gone and she is never coming back
>>26157117Where do I find a femhooman to fix me?
>>26157372Forgotten...
>>26157437>>26157464Have you guys never seen a Bushbaby before?
>>26157470The final battle for the soul of Hololive would begin
>>26157388How many poop stories has she told?
>>26157472why are you homosexual?
Wet cat
>>26157470They're gonna have to battle it out.There can only be one blue colored, water themed Holo.
Orcahttps://litter.catbox.moe/f07plv.jpghttps://litter.catbox.moe/mc6e9y.jpg
>>26157441>your boi>naked apron mio>girls from today's meet up part 1>girls from today's meet up part 2She's pretty slow at this...
>>26157472It appeals to my cock
>>26157495They're all menhera. They need fixing themselves.
what happened to goslings of other fanbases that are not teamates?
>>26157452I never read that before kek what the fuck Pekora
>>26157517stinky sex
>>26157517Tits too small.
>>26157509>>26157538It feels fake as fuck. She didnt act like that for two years and then suddenly with her worst outfit to date, she suddenly swapped personalities and mannerisms.
>>26157038>>26157264This hurts the most
>>26157465That is not a chinchilla. They don't have hands like that and their eyes are on the sides.
Ok this guy appears to be popular so I will post him again
>>26157353https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK5inyqzwEg
>>26157452>>26157549it's a tuberculin skin test syringe with the needle removed.
>>26157517>no maskwhore
Guys I think I have a problem. As of lately the only holos that I've been able to get off to are the ID girls. In particular Moona, Reine, Anya and Kaela. It's gotten to the point that I if an EN or ID were streaming at the same time I'd watch the ID in a heartbeat. I don't understand Indonesian whatsover but it has not stopped me from watching their streams. I used to only like white women and had yellow fever but now they can't even give me a fucking semi, but whenever I hear any of the ID women speak I get rock hard in an instant. What does my body mean by this? The only EN girl that can semi accomplish this is Ame and that's because she's my oshi
>>26156522How much
>>26157586It means it's time to cum
>>26157500Nope. Is it some kind of monkey?
>>26157582Nope, too late, I'm already writing the Pekora has tuberculosis rrat.
>>26157586Inshallah brother! You are in good hands
>>26157396soon!
>>26157362I made a webm, how about that
3 days.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV-VghW7SaM
>>26157358>>>26157420my brain is fried, i meant tawa. you should work to reduce contact pregnant women have with cats. you don't want more autistic women in this world, right?
>>26157618It's a rrat
>>26157586What's the problem?
sweaty shark
Kaela has a powerful voice you can tell she's holding back hard
>>26157450Probably because it’s easier and faster to give Ollie a 2.0 considering she had keiffy as her rigger compared to umishit where they have to redo the entire rig from scratch.
>>261576474*
>>26157645You can't just cute the kapu part...
>>26156473Amazing that it only took Cover what 3 or 4 years to make their mouths actually move with the sounds they makepngs attached to models coming soon in 2030!
>>26157470>Kobo used https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/String_Shot_(move)>Gura used https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Gastro_Acid_(move)>Kobo used https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Leech_Life_(move)>Gura used https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Sludge_Wave_(move)>Kobo used https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Infestation_(move)>Gura used https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Max_Ooze_(move)etc.
>>26157608A French sounding man bought her for about ¥400. Why didn't you save her...
>>26157586didnt read lol
>>26157500niggerchama??
>>26156950EN server is basically the countryside of Hololive
>>26157700Saving was never the plan
>>26157700Oui, moi
>>26157619That's why she was on break.
>>26157586
>>26157450there is no salvaging umiushi's base rig.gura and anya need a full new rig
Ina bought more weed again...
>>26157372DId she buy this from one of those black market animal smuggling rings?
Reine is getting filtered by the puppet
EE
Irritated Reine is hot.
I can't believe I doubted... Watame has finally bought her art studio!
>>26157717>You MUS be African to says what a Bushbaby is and own one>He sauys in reply to Pekora owning one
REINE NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26157586being EUfag, this is the norm for me
>>26156950They need to reset all the holoservers and have all the girls play on one big server.
>>26157465Chinchillas live like 10 years and require delicate approach yet never become cuddly with you no matter what - at best they'll jump between your shoulders or eat from your hand, but that's it.They're cute and it's fun to watch them, but it's not really worth it to keep them as pets. Might as well get guinea pig or bunny.
This is what happened after 5 days without Ame
>>26157662Cute closed pitpussy
>>26157764FUCK YOU BOND BURGER
I think Fauna's lighthouse is incredibly cute.
>>26156950JP server looks like a rollercoaster tycoon build by someone without any sense of aesthetics, which is to be expected when dozens of people do their own thing in the same patch of land.
>>26157618they are a primate
>>26157774>not watching and fapping to JPs instead
>>26157580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZZHFtB2Gk0
>>26157780Unironically why does Ame take so many breaks. It seems like every other week she's going on a week break for family/some other reason
>>26157149>INSIDE>INSIDE
>>26157760No just just your average exotic Japanese pet shop where you can also buy otters, owls, and giant salamanders.
Is Warhammer cool? Horde fighting games seem fun like a Darktide collab seems fun or Space Marines 2 collab like a power loader vs xenomorphs horde. It seems like it's just for autists and the girls would never play it.
>>26157555Filling in for Rushia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgVPqPYGoTUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgVPqPYGoTUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgVPqPYGoTU
>>26157780Man I'm handsome
>>26157586I get an instant rage on when I see an Indonesian woman
>>26157808What?Its been like 3 months since her last breakShe was the EN that streamed the most in april and may for a reason
>>26157808shes a busy womanand shes consistently within the top three streamers for the majority of months, and should be the #1 both last month and this month
AAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOU SAID YOU WOULD YESTERDAYYYCOME HOMEEEEEE
>>26157806it goes IDs -> JPs -> IDs again -> Kiara -> sleeprepeat everyday
>>26157806Vixen...
>>26157805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LmwSm0R_zU
>>26157806>fapping to mikoI hope the lord turns you into a pillar of salt.
>>26157586A witch doctor has put a curse on you
>>26157817Warhammer is cool but you either have to prep for the lore dump or ignore the lore all together
>>261578082020/2021 ame is never coming back...
>>26157820I love Armpit 'N' Tiddy.
>>26157808She moonlights as EN management. Doing two full time jobs is very stressful and she needs to take breaks sometimes.
good thing I'm not a teakek
>>26157764Fucking architects, don't fatten my oshi
>>26157835>>26157842So which is it does she rarely take them or take them often
Hey /hlgg/, check this out.
>>26157867https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_0Yy12pIiY
>>26157758On top of that they would have to rerig the costumes but I doubt cover will go that far
>>26157849
>>26157817It's WW2 fan fiction for the most autistic of virgins
GO KAELA GOOOOOO
Watame is fucking furious.
>>26157808>>26157877>>26157894Bros?
>>26157912The emperor of man is a fucking sigma Chad and I won't let you sully his name
>>2615781740k is funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nIJdHn1FFE
>>26155492>microsoft to "shut down" a program that is not a service and thus not subject to outside managementI do not comprehend.then again I'm also apparently the only person who never had IE do the myriad things that yiffbrowser fans have insisted it did, and only stopped using it when people started actively coding things to reject being loaded in trident.
>>26157909Towa is so cute!
>>26157894Different people use the word rarely differently
>>26157909Nice post
>>26157771the final proof that peko is black
>>26157909
>>26157849She came, if you know what i mean
>>26157909GO TOWA GO
>>26157935goblin in 3rd place. not bad.
>>26157372Why did she even get the fucking gremlin from Gremlins as a pet? Is Pekora menhera?
sniff
>>26157944cringe
>>26157944The emperor is a huge fucking faggot. Imagine being a gay skeleton sitting in a chair lmao.
>>26155050>Yagooit's literally Gura's fault for not wanting it
>>26157951stop acting like a collosal faggot
>>26157817Yes, although you need a special brand of autism to really get into the lore, the basic stuff is pretty interesting by itself
>>26157876This completely unironicallyThe other day she was complaining no one in EN was doing anything for the ID server relay and she was going to take charge so it actually happened.
>>26158009she is not live nigger
>>26158018>>26158000Bro he reigns eternally over all of man you fucking heretics
>>26158023she likes being a rhombus?
>>26157817It's a very fun franchise to enjoy with even just shallow knowledge of the universe. The girls would just need to appreciate the space guns violence and stuff.
>>26158058>he took his meds
Which holo would be okay with you asking and getting a footjob from her?
Kiwawaaaaaaa~
>>26158060Cope. He's dead and never coming back.
Fuck yeah JKT48
>>26158094Is that a...?
>>26158083Dunno, I'm not into that.
>>26157817I just like the armor designs
>>26157907Is this real?
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH TOWA IN HERE NOW?!
>>26157935I'm curious where you got this dataset from because while it broadly aligns with other sources the numbers are completely different.
>>26157995
>>26157908https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1jx8zXTHek
>>26158060>he has not embraced the omnissiah>probably doesn't even pray to his bolter before a missionngmi
>>26158163The voices in his head can now use Excel
>>26157817There's a retarded amount of (cool) stuff for giganerds but they really don't need to know too much to get into it. It's just fantasy, in space with some wacky twists. no autism required.
>>26158106He's simply ascended beyond the material plane you baka
who are we hornyposting next thread?
>>26157817The setting is the best part about it
>>26158150WE LOVE TOWA
>>26158204>no autism requiredit's nearly as autistic as My Little Pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flk4glVMwWwwell alrighty
>>26158218No one
>>26158163>>26158196Looks like the /#/ sheetMay for comparison on the other numberfag source
>>26158218holo moms
>>26158218These two
>>26158150Towa board
>>26158259I vote for (You)
>>26158218Towa
>>26158151
>>26158170>POV: You are your oshi's hamster
>>26158258>Everyone else is doing it so I will tooevery time
>>26158218Anons.
>>26158258oh when did she start using the trailer functionneat
>>26157423That's too much! She'll get embarrassed
>>26158274that's a great idea
>>26158204>>26158254Warhammer is way way more autistic than MLP.The average lore video on YouTube is like 3 hours for just one topic.Then there is the physical hobby itself, hundreds of hours and thousands of dollars.
I love Ame!
>>26158268Why does IRyS have higher hours on the /#/ sheet? Appearances on other channels?
[Sheep News] The French kid with the scratchy voice reminds her of Ollie.
>>26158345oh god
>>26158274any lack lewds?
>>26158314If only that were the case for Megaman 2....
>>26158258How will she get through this game with her 70 IQ?
>>26158210You're right, he lives forever through the faith of his followers. The emperor of mankind is a chaos god.
>>26158170That is terrifying ngl
>>26158322
>>26158338No, fucking cartoon ponies wll always be more autistic than anything else you can think of
>>26158345Straightest, most masculine teamate
Where's my Ina! I need my Inaaaaaaaaa!
>>26158359>scratchy voiceollie...
>>26158366Maybe if it becomes FOTM. Her doing any megaman before was an outlier
>>26158374Wait holdup is Warhammer 40k some bootleg Christianity shit?
>>26157372It’s Illegal in Most States to Keep Bush BabiesLike with other primates, it’s illegal to keep Bush Babies as pets in most US states. Primates are challenging pets to keep and they’re prone to catching diseases from humans which can be a significant threat to them while adding to the challenge of their care. There are just three states that allow people to keep exotic animals like Bush Babies as pets including parts of North Carolina, Florida, and Nevada. If you live in one of the states mentioned above and want to get a Bush Baby to keep as a pet, check the laws first! Depending on your exact location, there may be some specific requirements you must meet or licensing you must obtain to be granted permission to own a Bush Baby.Peko literally commiting a crime for the US laws lmao, also EU.But hey, guess for Japan is fine to have animals potentially at extiction risk for petsIt's also an extremely high maintenance kind of animal, even in proper structure for the care of this kind of exotic fauna they are fucking hard to keep alive in captivityI am giving it 2 weeks before it dies
>>26158412Right next to me, wanna tell her something?
my zoombie got bottom teeth now...
>>26158338Yeah sure but you don't actually NEED to know exactly how a grey knight jerks him self off before killing demons
>>26158338lorefags are autistic chuunis and probably closeted nazis as wellactual gamefags are bunch of chill ojisans who just want to move Their Dudes around and have fun
>>26158374I thought he was still "alive" just that the chair is a doomsday weapon that would destroy the Warp entirely if he were to leave it now, killing everything that isn't a blank
>>26158345Average gayposting teamate
>>26156774sorry i'm late I was talking to my mother
>>26158314she's a VSinger, she's not expected to do gaming streams regularly but she does it anyway
>>26158338>3 hours for just one topic>Siege of Vraks, 35 hours
>>26158403I don't know anon, have you ever learned about Sonic or Avatar OCs? I think the autism hole is pretty deep and vast.
>>26158420You are extremely retarded. It's sad.
>>26158426Yes. In lore the emperor was Jesus, Mohammed and Buddha.
>>26158274 https://files.catbox.moe/0ucrmz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/561nlp.png
>>26158452That's fine but I meant the one she apparently did for her Passpartout stream. Thanks anyway.
Kaela don't cry...
>>26158426Tes, but religion actually works
>>26158434Peko should have bought a baby bear
>>26158468when the dog die :(
>>26158515>t. corpse worshipper
>>26158426The Space Marines are asatire of Christian militarism, but unfortunately more than half of the modern fanbase are too thick to realize this.
>>26158468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8y1aWMlPOs
>>26158511SHE IS NOT LIVE
>>26158434Based japs eat whales you think they give a fuck about tiny monkeys? They also breed giant salamanders like crazy which are also endangered
>>26158546you're right Skia is live
>>26158538Your "gods" can be defeated by simple thought
>>26157935Why are the EN whores so lazy?All day fucking?
>>26158470I didn't even know you could have youtube videos that long
Skia.....
I really hate how Warhammer has found a new audience amongst zoomers thanks to Youtube video essays
>>26158576>thoughtnever heard of those
>>26158434Pegor should've grabbed a quokka instead
>>26158552Isn't breeding a good thing in that situation?
>>26158434I read through this entire post because I have it set up to highlight every post that says "fauna" in green. I am disappointed.
>>26158581Yeah, me.
>>26158511What's wrong with Ela? Is she not ogey?
>>26158576Your desire to defeat the chaos gods fuels them. You WILL lose the war.
>>26158543First time hearing this. Jesas
>>26158552Well considering the public position she has maybe but just maybe you should be careful on what kind of shit you do.If that monkey dies, and it will, some twitter pro animal rights mob could go for Peko ass and while it might not illegal in a subhuman country like Japan it's not not a good idea
>>26158618No because they're in captivity and not in the wild, the wild ones are the endangered ones.
>>26158370it's not even a puzzle
>>26158543Still the best council orisong
>>26158596That one is whole series, but you can if you wanthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56lkofpjOAs
Kaela...
>>26158636She is singing for the first time and very emotional about it
watame is dead
>>26158649Maybe I just don't care about animals enough but I dunno why it would matter
>>26158670I would take a bullet for this woman.
>>26158648If this was China you would have a negative social credit score
>>26158434Pekora can have one in NC, FL or NV.
>there anons here who are members of kaela
>>26158671AHHHH FUCK THE NIPS I'M GOING TO INDONESIA TO SAVE ALL OF THEM DAMMIT
>>26158673No...
>>26157586I feel this pain but in a worse way. The IDs have made me get turned on by their SEA accents which in turn makes me get a semi everytime I hear girls with SEA accents in my community or work. For example the girls working the grocery lines….
>>26158702nope, only me
>>26158648nobody cares about your gayass monkeys anon
>>26158721I made this post
>>26158647Its amazing, isn't it? Best Council song by far
>>26158702I am but I'm not watching.
>>26158702I have a terminal case of being based, I know.
>>26158511WHERE?
>>26158686Because the ones in captivity are highly hybridized and not the OG salamanders https://youtu.be/Hw2rPlmVj7Y
I kinda want a gremlin monkey like Peko now.
>>26158717BREED SEA WOMENGAIN A FOB WIFE AND MAKE A HAFU
>>26157935Get thicker skin
>>26158668Meant for >>26158585
>>26158702Kaela is the best ID3>Zeta is boring and collabs with males>Kobo speaks in ID 90% of the time and won't eat your shitThat just leaves Kaela who streams all day and night and speaks mostly in English and is using Hololive to become more proficient in it.
>>26158762You don't, they piss everywhere.
>>26158351just did a quick manual check (using holostats) and the /#/ sheet is correct so not sure where 55:21 came from.how many member streams did she do for may?https://litter.catbox.moe/ai3sqp.png
>>26158594Do you mean the lore vids?
>>26158768?I don't understand
>>26158786but the numbers
>>26158765/hlgg/ is just a psyop for SEA women to get white husbands and Risu is the leader
>>26158790So do I, checkmate.
>>26157372i give it 2 weeks
>https://youtu.be/eBxZWXTl208Peko is literally going to it with her hands on stream
Mogu Mogu~ Okayu~
Kaela is being cute and Moona like
>>26158802Stop being so defensive for no reason
>>26157935teamates don't need any more fucking encouragement
https://twitter.com/dudultv/status/1537130756039925761
>your oshi>what do you think her ideal date would be? Could you pull it off?
>>26158314Not in this case, she played the first one long time ago and was excited about the new version last month.
Damn, that bitch knew what she was doing when she hired her.https://twitter.com/himono_vtuber/status/1536751440240459776?s=20&t=m0EgSM-nhQaHq76VpfaBUg
>>26158786kobo makes voxniggers mad. that alone makes her the best indochuuba
>>26158803Wise Japanese man once say, "you are a poor who has no choice to stick to the numbers because you're not confident in your values".
>>26158470Jesashttps://litter.catbox.moe/gost3w.png
>>26158825That's kind of based but I'm brown, what about me?
>>26158858the only fanbase more defensive than ame's is kiara's
>>26158858Why are you upset?
>>26158872No more surveyposts for me for a bit, Kaela is giving me a lot to think about.
>>26158908Because people like you are buzzkills
>>26158896Well you do you.
>>26158882Why do you concern yourself with the squabbling of Nijiniggers and Numbersagis?
>>26158872ReineWith a girl, no
Shut the hell up /hlgg/. Your breath stinks, your hair is falling out and I can hear your bones creak.
Your oshiWhat did you watch today?
>>26158942Huh? But I want a SEA wife too
>>26158955Those are just normal ojisan traits
>>26158965become one
>>26158961WatameSora Minecraft VOD & Watame
>>26158855Moona is also being cute and Moona like
SNOT tonight. Nice...
>>26158965Better stock up on 'Deutsch Creme'. Search it on youtube, if you dont know it.
>>26158218>>26158316Anons dressed as holos.
>>26158965Are you rich? Are you at least a citizen of a first world country? If not, it might be difficult.
>>26158955yeah, and I'm 24...
>>26158961KiaraI'm watching yesterday's night vods. I've watched Mori, Kronii and now I'm watching Fauna.
>>26158538Based zomrade.
>He doesn't have a Kaela membership
>>26158955I'm like 30 and still have no cavities, no bald spots, and I'm already looser and more limber than I was 2-3 years ago.These all coincide with me leaving a menhera relationship.
>>26159007I feel like Sammy Sosa did this IRL >>26159019I am a natural born American and work a low level administrator position
MORI MOGGED
>>26159091I only have 1 membership, and it's my oshi's. I'm cheap and broke
>>26159095Refuse women gain better manhood, a common story.
>>26158961AstelAstel's Apex, a bit of Kanata's Unpacking, Sora and Kotone Mario Kart and Polka 13 Sentinels
>>26158880That is some amazing Live2D
Moona's minecraft tech is so far ahead of everyone else
>>26159116Hahaha why are you poor
>>26158955lol imagine going bald, pathetic
>>26159100You could potentially con a SEA goldigger into being your wife by pretending to have more money than you do, but it's not worth it.
>>26158648Relax. Whoever sold it to her are probably obligated to told her this before. No way she doesn't know
>>26159124I haven't touched a woman in over 12 years when I was in my early 20s,when does my manhood improve?
>>26159091I will never watch ID streams
Reminder that Marine worked in a soapland prior to Hololive.
First Kaela membership stream and already I'm a satisfied customer. That was fucking great.
>>26159174I can feel your manliness from here don't worry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kffbmjck6U4This is possibly the most awkward conversation I've ever seen in Hololive. Does Sana have something wrong with her?
>>26159174You're as manly as they comeYou can only get manlier at this point by having sex with other dudes
MOONA HOT MIC
>>26159174When you channel your rage into exercise and more sleep. Also doing fasting if you're a fat fuck and doing some stretching and mobility exercises like hanging and grip strength improvement.
>>26159196Yes. It's called her still not being used to streaming and that + talking to an actual senpai made things worse
>>26159188I M A G I N E
>>26159146Cringe, only low test estrogen rich males retain their hair
>your oshi>her tits
>>26159091I only have membership for my 2 oshis
>>26159188Her customers? All me
>>26159188Yeah, and her and the other employees raised me as a son until I was old enough to join the Yakuza.
>>26159196>Does Sana have something wrong with her?yes
>>26158961MatsuriA bit distracted today so I only watched Flare fully. Watched parts of Watame, Sora/Kotone, Apex collab, and Lamy though
>>26159236Whore
Kaela did not cry it was only Skia
>>26159196That’s a far cry from the most awkward I’ve ever seen
>>26159233MumeiNonexistant....
Guys, Moona stopped streaming.
>>26158961InaBirds.
>>26159226is this the new bald cope
>>26159196I like Sana, but when she called into Lui's birthday stream, Lui - usually one of the sweetest Holos out there - was noticeably exhausted and a little agitated and perked up immediately afterwards.
On the bright side, there was a lot of streams in NA primetime to catch up on in EN deadhours.
>>26159173>asia country>caringThe most Pekora got told on how to take "care" of that thing was probably "this it's his food"
>>26159226Balding is more a symptom of stress and inflammation of the scalp moreso than high testosterone. Even low T beta males go bald because they get shit sleep and are under stress and don't take care of their health and blood flow.
>>26159233OllieFlat. Just the way I like her.
Stop telling me who your oshi to justify your garbage opinion. Nobody cares.
>>26158955Fat, balding, ugly bastards are the ultimate breeders.
>>26158955>your hair is falling out I have cancer, kiss my ass.
>your oshi>is there someone you absolutely hate but have to be with
>>26158961MoriOllie and Reine
>>26159329LETS GOOOOOOOOO
>>26159288Why does she have that effect on everyone?
>>26159331Anya(You)
>>26159295Too.Fucking.Close.
>>26159329Good, that means you're leaving.
>>26159272Nice...
>>26159258Yes, I'm a whore
>>26159331KiaraYea all the brownskins and cross-boarder tourists on this board
>>26159331InaIna
>>26158961AyameLuna/Iofi MonHun, A little of Kanata's Unpacking, Subaru Snacks, SoraTenjin Kart, Shion Ojisan, Watame Passpartout 2, Moona Minecraft and Reine Spooky.
>>26159331Morideadbeats
>>26158961Kiara>Moona tangenting during powerwash >Astel losing sanity with random Apex teammates >Gamma screaming into a harmonica in Outlast>Subaru poisoning herself with american plastic food>Ollie becoming more and more SEEEEEEEEEEXX>Kaela doing her bestgood day
>>26159352I'll be stuck in this place even after I die
>>26158961RisuI've been busy so I've only had time to catch Kaela's membership stream. She's so fucking cute.
>>26159295This is true. I stressed out in my last year of uni and 2 years later I had to shave my head. Precovid I had full hear, now not so much
>>26159331Mori deadbeats
>>26159385What is dead may never die
>>26159343Have you ever been with a group of friends and suddenly left alone with one or two guys you never really talked with? Its that.
>>26159272Perfect
>>26159331Amethe voices inside my head
>>26159295This is why it's always rich cunts that have long hair as old mennaruhodo
>>26159295I'm constantly stressed and 36 and have zero signs of baldnessThis is cope, it's genetics
>>26159440DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME
>>26159331MoriMyself
>>26159329https://streamable.com/p7cy09
>your oshi>seriously>it's all coming together as a great big storm this fall and coming spring>hoard goods now while you still have time
>>26159449That and they can afford treatment early on
>>26159481Ah yeah well that's a given.
>>26159449Bezos...
>>26159456Prove you are 36 right now
Please don't make me install TikTok Watame...
wasn't kiara supposed to stream today
>>26159497I was born in 1985
I want to grab Kaela's goo tits
>>26159496Doesn't count, the man is literally 3 goblins in a human skin suit.
>>26159293I wonder what even give her the idea to buy one. It's such an obscure animal and you wouldn't see it in a normal pet shop
>>26159516check twitter
>>26159196if you think that’s bad then you don’t wanna see mori or ame talk to anyone
>>26159524Checks out.
>>26159524holy shit it's real
>your oshi>would you kiss an anon if your oshi asked you?
Stream Astrogirl!
>>26159553It be pretty poggers to see Mori talk to a therapist on stream
>>26159539Pekora is the Joe Exotic of vtubers.
>>26159295I don't care anymore, I'll go full bald anyways
I will be honest with you guysI imagine everything chuuba related in religious context due to my chuuni tendencies, it changes context of even most blatant shitposting into something cool but the real benefit is when I imagine this board as idolatrous Jerusalem with tradition of everyone hiding their identity and this thread as biggest temple in the cityI highly recommend doing it, it makes posting about streams even more enjoyable!
>>26159196Ohmygawsh Becky you're right, this was like SO awk.
>>26159524Source?
>>26159564FubukiI've done worse for less
>>26159524>We now know which half of the year Anon was bornBad opsec, you're one step closer to being doxxed.
>>26159564MatsuriA kiss isn't much to see her smile
>>26159584It really wouldn't. Mori is a massive weirdo but her psychological hangups are actually really boring.
Fauna stream today?
>>26159607Elaborate
>>26159564AmeNo
I miss Kaela...
>your oshi>you just woke up from a 6 month coma, what's the first thing you do?
>>26159644the snot collab
>>26159671I miss Kaela...
>>26159644Yeah.
>>26159456Well yeah, some people genetically have less DHT receptors or more relaxed scalps, or experience less physical and mental stress, or have better bloodflow, or have other issues that cause tension/inflammation in the head. It's not a singular thing.
>>26159640OK how about a substance abuse councilor
>>26159685Awesome.
>>26159679>Ina>Presumably, continue lying in the hospital bed, and press the nurse call button to figure out what the fuck happened
Damn, teamates look like THAT? (the picture posted is Ryan Gosling dressed up as "Ken" from the Barbie movie)
>>26159600>>26159603Well that didn't work for too long.
>>26156686I honestly wouldn't be surprised if EN upper management was retarded enough for that to be true
>>26159679WatameCall my grandmother.
I want thatKiaraIRySRushiaPolkaLamyKoyoriall have a happy day!
>>26159671>>26159686I miss Kaela and so does my wife.... Skia
>>26159679MoriFart as loudly as possible
>>26159704This is all cope people tell themselves to think they can stop themselves from going bald, that they have some control
>>26159679WatameQuestion reality
>>26159679FaunaTry to stand and immediately fall down due to extreme atrophy
>>26159718bros I don't think hes just like me anymore......
>>26159679>RobocoThrow some flammable liquid at that crazy bitch
When is a holo going to play the superior DMC experience: DmC: Devil May Cry?
>>26159679WatameCall my mom
>>26159479I have like 1,000 rounds of 22lr
>>26159742a clear fart
>>26159783that'll help you against all those squirrels and birds that come at you
>>26159783Anon-san...
>>26159765>tfw Gura will never play DmC with the Spanish dub
>>26159803Risu...Reine...
>>26159783Anon ready to hunt with his bb gun!!
>>26159679AstelFind my phone and look at Polka's and Astel's recommended channels section. With a bit of luck, nobody has graduated/been terminated
>Your oshi>Most brutal Disney villain deathMine is Clayton
>>26159810why even live?
>>26159755This. Children fear the unknown, adults fear inevitability.
>>26159564ReineIf it's a femanon, yes.
>>26159760I'm literally Ken
>>26159607You said Fubuki because you don’t wanna say who your actual oshi is, didn’t you
>>26159755Only you have control over your life Anon
Why is flat so fucking hot?
>>26159755just don't eat gluten, milk and sugar
>>26159857Because you are fucked in the head
>>26159830clayton is your oshi?
>>26159803>>26159804>>26159823Ok let me shoot you then nigga
>>26159875More like flat in the head am i rite? haha
>>26159857Because you have mental problems
>>26159709>You have a problem >No I don't >How often do you drink>Every day but JUST A LITTLE MOST DAYS. After a hard day of work>Has your alcohol use every interfered with your work>Yes, but I work EVERY DAY>Has your alcohol use ever had a negative impact on your relationships with others?>Yes, but they were pussies who couldn't handle me at my worst so don't deserve me at my best, we're all flawed dude>You have an alcohol problem>No I don'tRepeat ad nauseamt. functioning alcoholic who can at least admit he has a problem
When is SNOT?
>>26159651I kissed an anon at a scientology protest (circa 2008) so he'd shut up and he started stumbling over his words so much the others around started to tease the hell out of him and he did in fact shut up. I was seemingly the only person that was annoyed at him talking.>>26159840Naw, I'm the sukonbu who got turned onto electricity play thanks to a different anon here.
>>26159803>>26159804>>26159823Joke all you want, but meat is going to be double in price by this time next year. That Anon is ready for small game hunting. He can buy the neighbor girl for the night for a squirrel carcass.
>>26159875My oshi is PekoraClayton was that hunter in Tarzan movieDude fell and got his neck snapped by a vine. Literally an instant death
>>26159830GuraThe Shadow Man, he gets eaten alive by demons.
>Your Oshi>PB&J or Fluffernutter?
>>26159873>>26159900NTA, but there's nothing wrong with loving Ina and Mumei.
>>26159887I got shot with 7.62x39 and I’m perfectly fine besides a scar
https://streamable.com/4s15lohttps://streamable.com/4s15loFubuki is cute!
>>26159564RisuI don't need to be asked by my oshi
>>26159925See you in a year, fuckhead.
>>26159931WatameGarlic bread
>>26159931InaPeanutbutter and honey
>>26159783Based survival chad>>26159803>>26159804>>26159823Cringe videogame virgins
>>26159922You know what? that ain’t even gay, that’s just impressive
>your Oshi>your favourite planet
>>26159947Sorry you're Ukrainian
Gura all but said to stop posting the fucking AI shit to her art tag yesterday and people are still doing it.
>>26159934gws
>>26159927One of the scariest villain death scenes in a Disney movie for sure.
>>26159925Even if he perfectly one shot 1k squirrels, how much protein do you think that adds up to including the organs that are able to be digested. That's less than 2 months of meat unless you are starving yourself to the brink every week
>>26159993No. worse
Is Irys fit to play Project Wingman and Ace Combat? would it be fun?
>>26159989>Ame>Uranus lol
>>26159989InaJupiter. I've spent hours watching it and it's moons dance around through a telescope.
>>26159989AmeGiant's Deep
>>26160016How is dying instantly scary?
>>26159717I dunno m8, imagining masked monk with highly emergetic and feminine movement saying something like this is pretty funny
>>26160009You think those people actually watch Gura live?
>>26159989GuraPluto (FUCK YOU SCIENTISTS)
>your oshi>your scars
>>26159857Because you're based
>>26156834They are probably redesigning her, like AZKI and Nene.
>>26159973Hunting with a firearm is not ideal in a SHTF situation. You will create noise and bullets are expendable. I would rather have a couple sturdy compound bows.
https://streamable.com/rf72ryhttps://streamable.com/rf72ryNoel is cute!
>>26160070Aki7.62 gunshot wound on the right arm, as said earlier. Been almost exactly 8 years
>>26160023Russian? Afghani? African?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1536959188454281217>contest>no prizes>but there will be winners!Cover trying to farm content for the main channel?
>>26160070nice try, glownigger
>>26160040Most Disney death scenes are just dudes falling off cliffs to a completely unseen death. The dude getting strangled in Tarzan is much more explicit.
>>26159989LaplusEarth
>>26159989mumeimine's the sun, its like the king of planets
>>26160070AmeDo mental scars count?
>>26160082Redesigns only happen with1. big yabs like the whole china x hololive thing2. mama/papa literally dies or disappear
>>26160070Why does it glow?
>>26159989KiaraI like Earth, it has really cool scenery and is quite comfortable
>>26160040It’s how he realize what is going to happen to him while falling and try to grab hold to literally anything around him, except there’s nothing to grabAnd also it got SHOWN, they have a frame showing the shadow of his corpse hanging while Tarzan watch it in absolute silence
>>26160112The ones who win get a job. That's a prize in itself.
>>26160109Nope, thankfully not and GOD thank you for not making me African
>>26160112work smarter no harder, but being serious the winner will probably get a job as an official clipper
>>26159922>project chanology gayanon pre-project chanologydear god....
>>26160104The IDF Rosetai got shot by a Palestinian! Ha ha!
>>26153415sarcasm and stuffs
>>26160121>sun>planetHoomans really are fucking retards. I'd be embarrassed if I was your oshi and had to associate with a subhuman IQ fanbase like them. It's a fucking ball of fire.
Don't mind me, just posting some streamables that are pending deletion.https://streamable.com/sa0kf9https://streamable.com/j6ev69https://streamable.com/aktx6thttps://streamable.com/2ykinw
>>26160070WatameWish I had a Scar H
>>26160119Scar gets eaten alive and the lady from Tangled watches the life get sucked out of her.
>>26160104Oy vey
>>26160150Honestly I'm stumped
>>26160070FaunaJust a C-section scar
>>26160138I'm at Kepler-452b currently and honestly it's much better than earth
>>26160189Not a fan of Isreal but I actually like the IDF Rosetai. It's the Scottish Rosetai I hate. Whiny fucker.....
>>26159989KiaraExpel
>>26160146>having to work>prize
so what happened in Ayame's life to have her return recently? was she finally done moving?
>>26160028I don't think she'd be interestednobody to ship
>>26160070KiwawaTon of cat cuts, some from having my skin removed in various ways, I think my axe wounds also scarred over
>>26159989MikoMars is cool, some weeks ago I'd have responded with Saturn but ever since I learned that gassy planets have no surface to walk on, they stopped being cool.
I think Okayu is cute
>Your oshi>Your darkest secret
>>26160220LONDON
>>26160119Frollos death have the greatest delivery>”For he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the fiery pit”>Immediately get smited by God and plunged into the fiery pit right after with the Notre Dame giving him PTSD one last time
>>26159922why are 4channers so gay?
>>26160023SEA? Got during Duterte's extreme D.A.R.E campaign?
>>26160220>Sapling>An actual motherHuh.
>>26160192https://youtu.be/gQDqRlMeJ4U?t=60
>>26160021One of the biggest grizzlies ever killed was with a .22, it dropped from the first shot.
>>26160231I think she would be crazy enough to ship the mc with the princess
>>26160070KiaraA facial scar from when I was a kid that seems to come and go
>>26160229If hiroshimoot decided to hire professional faggots to shit up threads on /hlgg/ would you disappear because being paid makes it "work"?
>>26160220Proof next threads?
>>26160192You'd be surprised how many SEAs think the sun is a planet, and don't know anything about the solar system. They just don't get taught about it at school.
What is some games that are a pain to watch as streams unless you played them yourself? Lobotomy Corporation is the biggest example of that I can think of
>>26160192>fireWho's the retard now?
>>26160189>>26160209i may have been hit with a bullet but he was hit with a 155mm shell so i think we won that one and also i got a lot of money for being wounded so it was worth it
>>26160220Post it and hopefully your slightly plump postpartum belly
>>26160273You're talking about a once in a lifetime thread the needle shot
>>26160309mobas
>>26160283>Hiro>paying people try to come up with a more realistic hypothetical next time
>>26160309apex
>>26160192>fire
>>26160309What are*
>>26160327Ok faggot
>>26160313Sorry you're Jewish
WHY ARE SO MANY MILITARY FAGS VTUBER FANS
>>26160309Mahjong
>>26160104>>26160237>>26160280Attractive scars, would feel