/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

what the fuck are they milking?

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I don't have room for the tapestry and I have no real use for the buttons
Should I get them anyway?

>>26135478
Previous thread: >>26100655

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvME5PbsFiI
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream MERA MERA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOzpsXZS-j0

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

I love my Mori!!
I love my Mori!!
I love my Mori!!
Remember to love your Mori!!

>>26135530
You love your Mori, right?

>>26135530
I got the buttons to put on my towel since I still have the 1st bday merch buttons that I haven't figured out what do to with yet. Now they'll all be together.

>>26135574
Stop trying to get me to buy your merch, Mori.

>>26135604
BUY THE SHIRT

>>26135610
ok

remember to love your Mori

>>26135574
I do but I'm poor as fuck

>>26135985
money is a measure of your love...

>>26136042
well I guess I don't love her for shit kek

>>26135610
But I don't like graphic tees..

>>26135509
ina

I like the other side's t-shirts better.

>>26136253
The shirt is fine but I like the omocat stuff more.

>>26136293
Omocat has some really good designs for the shirts and jackets, she does great work

>JGHFTP
>46 minutes after the stream ends
>merch is still in stock
How lucky am I? I bought the essentials pack and the keychain because it looks sick as fuck.

Damn so no fresh Mori till Friday, but it's VA-11 so hype!

>>26136253
She has a really good mascot.

I don't buy merch but I kind of want the keychain

>>26136996
Then buy it stupid.

I may have panic bought the merch.

>>26137130
dead beat....

I have sent $0 in SC and bought no merch the last 2 years.

>>26137130
I'm holding out for a bit, I just bought more Holo birthday merch and Gura's is coming up
I'm definitely getting the keychain though

>>26136953
She's so cute...
the porn is hot too

consider the following

>>26137294
Angel Aces has porn? since when?

>>26137363
Don't make me read you the rules of the internet

>>26137363
Are we talking the mascot or herself?

>>26137248
Damn I’ve at least thought the CDs and vinyls have been worth it.

Please spare your off-topic retardation for even deader hours so it's easier to filter you

filter this

>still no art of valley girl Mori and Tiche taking a selfie over Malenia's lifeless corpse

>>26137363
Lucitan...

>>26137656
ok when do you want it?

>>26137656
Have you asked the drawthreads?

>>26137735
I did always wonder where that guy got it while going on one of those classic sspam global with doxx episodes

I was there for the beginning and the end of Mori's Malenia stream
Should I go back to watch the middle bits that I missed?

>>26137363
https://twitter.com/Wataaamage/status/1491162402741575690

>>26137899
just watch the end it's honestly the best part

>>26137908
hot is there more?

Rumor on the street is that Kari kakkoi

>>26137924
I was there anon, I passed out but woke up in the middle of Mori fighting the black knife mommy and continued watching from there

>>26137969
she might even be かわいい

>>26138021
fuck off with your rrats

>>26138021
I'm gonna need to see some proof.

>>26137962
Yes, but not on his twitter. You'd have to ask him personally if he kept any of them.

Watamate here. I heard news about a collab song? I'd ask in Bakatare general but they're too busy lusting.

>>26138171
they're being coy about it. don't expect it until the concert.

>>26138147
Disgusting.

>>26138171
she alluded to it so it's likely Watame is a feature on the EP also we here like fluffy there's one fag who doesn't but don't listen to him

>>26138171
Nothing hard confirmed but Mori’s dropped enough hints to make me sure an original or two is coming.

>>26138171
She mentioned it would be weird to only do one song together at the concert, and you'll have to be there to see what else they got in store.

>was able to buy the essentials stuff still even though I passed out
Nice, they must have really built a huge stockpile. Still debating about getting the other stuff though, don't know if it's worth it.

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1536921715263311872?s=20&t=QCKtl9rpjToZocNe1Dz8sQ
THE BIRD IS IN 3D. PREPARE YOURSELVES. I feel bad for IRyS

>>26138204
>>26138219
>>26138226
>>26138232
Holy shit, YES
Thanks bonebros.

>>26138240
No there will be more better stuff in the future.

>>26138219
Nobody actually does as evidenced by her music views.

>>26138410

>>26138445
>saving thumbnail
newfag

Y'ever think about how Mori went from getting drinks thrown in her face at Applebee's to getting signed by a major label?

>>26138219
I don't think he's actually a serious individual in his Watame hate.

>>26138465
Michael Jordan got thrown out of his high school basketball team

>>26138465
Everyone had to get their start somewhere. Glad to see shes flourishing though. I think I like like Mori...

>>26138465
It makes me think about how she's too good for me now

>>26138487
I don't see how she's going to help Mori when she can't help herself.

>>26138454
anon i...

>>26138454
Anon…

>new song is called Holy Shit(o)
The thumb clipping through the subway in the preview was amusing, but it's nice to hear she's releasing a rap heavy song.

>>26138770
Also the title feels shitposty

>>26138795
she knows what she was doing

>>26138770
>>26138795
It's another "own the haters" song, aka a waste of EP space.

>>26138770
Everyone brings up the thumb clipping, but I just went back to watch that teaser and noticed a much worse one.
Her hair clips through her own collar (or shoulder I can't tell).

bros I think I love her

>>26138928
Yeah, well I know I do.

>>26138828
I get that is part of the rap culture but does she realize that after January incident she can't act like haters don't get to her.

Watching the teaser again, I feel like the song is gonna be either total trash or another Guh/Huge W-esque masterpiece. And I have faith in Ya Boi to put out something fun. I really wish they'd ditch the 3D MVs if they aren't all gonna be Mera Mera quality at minimum

>>26139100
Shitposting is where her greatest strength lies. Believe it in.

>>26138770
Shitto means jealousy in Japanese. It reminds me the song mentioned in the last sc reading stream.
https://youtu.be/lON1LYE3LUc?t=7535

I fucking love my girlfriend and I don't care if you read this thread I'm going to keep calling you my girlfriend and you can't stop me Mori I fucking love you fuck you you can't stop me

>>26138348
>6.21
please i need to see my hagwife now

>>26139646
MY girlfriend, sorry bud

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1537010961197850624
PoruPoru is doing her own Empress cover

>>26139646
>>26140649
Your delusions about my wife are going too far, cease this foolish behavior at once

>>26141292
Was there ever any real reason given why she couldn't release her Empress cover on Youtube or for streaming even after all this time? It's too good to be basically lost content

>>26139646
>>26140649
>>26141338
Don’t worry when I ask for her hand in marriage I’ll put you guys in a good spot on the skull throne

>>26141392
what the fuck is empress

>>26141554
second best song on Your Mori

>>26137656
Hey, I suggested that yesterday!
I'll doodle it later today since it seems like no one got to it yet, but work is a bitch today

I

>>26138226
We know that there are two songs coming. I'll concede that it's not technically a hard confirmation, but they were both less tight lipped during Watame's call in to Mori's birthday stream.

https://youtu.be/WcvGVVwIRfk?t=5090

Mori Calliope Solo Concert!
With special guests:
- Hoshimachi Suisei
- Tsunomaki Watame
- Gawr Gura
- some guy

>>26141900
props to her for collabing with indies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0FJmgwdPQ
Polka is covering Empress and she was nice enough to plug YM and the concert on the description even though she's covering the original version.

>>26141926
yeah, that indy rapper that Teddyloid collabed with during that one con was bretty good.

>>26141926
Hoshimachi Suisei is NOT an indie, shes a member of Cover Corporation.

>>26142049
She's super cute too, shame her fans are faggots

Excuse me for being slow, but I bought the Essentials Pack, so that doesn't include the Keychain due to shipping then, right?

>>26142183
It doesn't include the keychain because the keychain is unlimited (until Jul. 5) while the Essentials Pack is a set, limited, pre-produced amount.

What do you do with your merch?

>>26141981
Love this unity clown

Oh hey, Polka is covering Empress.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0FJmgwdPQ

>Make a Linux Distro for Mori

Which one can I fork?

>>26142257
Aight, thanks bud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=airFowNjGb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=airFowNjGb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=airFowNjGb4
Luci soon

>>26141444
Why did they make this a cd exclusive? I kind of forget it exists because I can't stream it.

The Elden Ring stream with Malenia finale should have chat replay right? I remember the bloodstained finale did.

>>26143143
Eventually, yeah.

>>26141392
It was just that they made it to be a bonus song and not uploaded. I think she was able to sing it in a karaoke once at least.
>>26141554

https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1537013196023730177

Is Gura going to Japan?

>>26144824
One day yes

>>26144824
everyone goes to Japan eventually

Must be out doing your reps, huh?

>>26146775
I'm at my convocation right now

>>26141292
mori release an empress mv please I'm begging you

>>26141292
look at that mori plug, clown love

Dead hours for deadbeats...

>>26146775
I should be doing draw reps, but man I'm drawing like absolute shit today.

>>26147740
its kind of quiet in general

>>26147740
Not too dead. We'll get to see Mori in WWE 2K22 later today.

>>26147740
I'm waiting for Anya to start her memgen

>>26142546
Gentoo, of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk-0jWknWz4
Watame drawing Mori to celebrate the announcement

So much Mori love going around~~

>>26149099
cute

>>26149099
Enigmatic

>>26149099
>passpartout 2
There's a sequel?

>>26149767
Yeah, pretty sure it was just dropped at one of the presentations in the past week

>>26150336
That's Watame's Mori. You can't post that.

>>26150336
cute

>>26135478
Me on the left. Fancy as f-word.

>>26138348
I wonder if Mori will appear on-screen.

>>26150336
cute

>>26150336
Sheep love

She's been so happy lately! I love it!

>>26150336
That's a pretty cute Moririn

>>26137248
Based and samepilled

This dumb bitch doesn't need more money to blow on ugly overpriced chuuni streetwear and a steady stream of 4'X japanese deliverymen

Did anyone soundpost that one bit from yesterday's stream?

>>26152919
Where she says she loves us??

>>26153055
No

Yes

>>26150625
Wouldn't that make it the only HoloX 3D to have guests?

>>26153055
I'd like that one too if you could

>Watching some historical playthrough and analysis of a Battlefield game
>"It's a vtuber!"
>Calliope rocket launcher
This joke was bad and you should feel bad!

>>26150336
she's so fucking cute how can anyone hate her?

you think we'll get the next tea party before the proper break ?

>>26156096
Probably not.

>>26156096
We’re getting Chadcast and the miko/robo eikaiwa first

>>26156096
Nope, we’ll be lucky to get the eikaiwa.

So, Polka has and MV for her version of Empress tomorrow. Does this mean Calli can finally release her version?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw0FJmgwdPQ

>>26156898
its different versions isn't it?

I love this stupid reaper like you wouldn't believe

>Mori explicitly mentioning duct taping mouth's shut again
It was largely just a meme saying she had a bondage fetish after she was "tied up" in the April Fool's stream, but as someone who's been on the internet far too long that's a bit sus.

>>26157519
She loves mobster movies anon, don't look too far into it

>>26157558
you have to see it for the first time somewhere anon

>>26157519
Mori's rape and bondage kinks are well-documented
She acts annoying because she craves being corrected by a deadbeat
Who is and will be me, by the way

>>26157519
that wasn't the first time remember the TTRPG stream where Kiara was tied up?

>>26157519
>Mori explicitly mentioning duct taping mouth's shut again
Doko?

>>26157629
I wrote this

>>26157697
booty stank

>>26157519
Bondage, but only done safely and consensual. With a safe-word and proper aftercare.

>>26157697
got me trippin'

>>26157891
>Mori will never try her best to get ob your nerves bit by bit
>she'll never act oblivious to what you're asking about when you question her about it
>you'll never corner her in the bedroom while she's putting things away
>you'll never grab her arms and hold them above her head while pinning her against the wall
>you'll never ask her if this is what she was looking and asking for while she tries holding back a nervous and horny smile
>you'll never take her roughly in the heat of passion giving her the correction she's been craving
>you'll never have her curl up against you after you're both collapsed on the bed while she whispers that she loves you and clings to your arm

Something about Mori’s hand movements during the unboxing was very satisfying. Also damn she’s still awake. Why is her insomnia so bad in Japan?

>>26158347
>Visit Kiara
>Sleep great
>Go to Japan
>Sleep is fucked
I'm seeing a pattern here

>>26141554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0MX1vtSsqM

>>26158490
sex makes you tired....

>>26158347
Same reason Sana streams at 4am. Stuff on the internet happens late at night here

>>26158490
I mean she was effectively in euro time beforehand, so in Europe that wouldn't be a problem.

>>26158347
I imagine she was probably at the studio up until midnight, she said it was a huge day of rehearsals and hadn't started them past noon

>>26158347
It's her Italian blood that makes the hand movements satisfying. Her sleep schedule is probably due to having a lot more free time/days off. I can stick to a sleep schedule fine when I have work the next day, but if I got nothing to do the next day or a real late day I can stay up well into the early AMs easy.

>>26157891
Based gentlebeat

>>26158347
>Also damn she’s still awake.
How the fuck do you know?

>>26158887
members post

>>26158887
Poorbeat...

>>26158887
the motion detector I have on the door to her apartment

>>26158914
>>26158960
Oh. Right.

>>26158223
>Looking for something in Mori's bedroom that she asked you to get
>Discovering Mori's closet full of equipment and toys
>Her coming in to ask you what's taking so long
>Her pausing mid sentence and going red in the face, trying to stutter out an explanation about how it's a joke, Milky or another friend dared her to buy that stuff
>You lightly teasing her, saying the only joke is her attempt to hide the truth
>She actually starts to get concerned and begs you not to think she's a freak and not to tell everyone
>Your teasing immediately stops and you're hugging her
>You're assuring her there is nothing wrong and asking if she wants to play
>Her squeaking out a "yes"

>>26159447
You also have to make her lay everything out on the bed and say, out loud, what each item is for. Imagine how cutely embarrassed she would be.

>>26159519
>D-don't make it weird, deadbeat! -guh!

I watched the ASMR again. The eating biting and mouth popping gave me such intense tingles I got goosebumps. I think I am in love with Mori.

>>26159668
It was great. Makes it all the more unfortunate that YT is instituting those restrictions on ASMR

>>26159784
Isn't that just an old rule that got distorted

>>26159824
NTA but from what I know yeah seems like a boomer just looking over the content and saying "ah well if it's a cartoon it must be made for kids" and hitting the ban button.

>>26159519
>making Mori explain in-depth as to why she has a knotted dildo

>>26159824
La+ got scared by it
https://twitter.com/laplusdarknesss/status/1534132956306231296?s=21&t=JSufAyqlnkZerHyNoYndaw

>>26159668
>think

>>26159824
wait, what rule?

>>26159972
I haven’t been following it but I thought it had more to do with lolis being sexualized? Mori wouldn’t have to deal with that problem. The worst she might get is demonetization on the video and the sc would make up for that.

>>26159668
Mori 100% knows just how deep the hole goes for ghosts. There's no way she doesn't. >We make no attempt to hide it, and as much as her little chatfag discord crew do, more than a few of the big ones are cripplingly horny in their activities on Twitter, so she has to absolutely know how much we love her and/or want to fuck her (gently).

The thing is though, when she does things like that in her ASMR streams, or teases us like in the summer poolside stream, it really doesn't seem like pandering or baiting or particularly manipulative. I'm not saying she likes or encourages horny deadbeat behavior, but I do think she has a certain respect for the people that feel that way towards her. I think she likes us. At least I hope so...

Yeah it's absolutely lolicon thing. I'd normally say Mori's got nothing to worry about but I don't feel like betting on Youtube not being retarded enough to demonetize her for having massive fucking tiddies in one vod and then "exploiting minors" in another.

I do legit worry about Gura though, she's played pretty loosely with that stuff in the past and I feel like she' counting on her subcount to keep her out of trouble.

>>26160398
that ASMR stream still lives rent free in my head

>>26160559
same, I still listen to it every now and then

>>26160420
It's actually pretty insane to me how hard Gura dogwhistles sometimes. The clip shere she loses it at "Mike Hunny's" SC, the Cute & Funny ribbong for outfit guesses, the hand-drawn crying emojis during the beginning section of the second outfit reveal. She's broadcasting her knowledge and tacitly endorsing it because she thinks UOOHHposting is hilarious.

>>26160398
I think it feels more genuine because she has clear boundaries she won’t cross, like she’ll do the ear biting but won’t put her lips on the mic, and it’s obvious that she still gets flustered easily by pandering things so whatever she does give is special.

>>26160398
When she said she would do more GFE stuff if she had less viewers, I think what she really meant is that she wants a fanbase that she can trust to not go crazy about it.

>>26160702
I forgot when she said that specifically. What I’m surprised about is that she doesn’t make the ASMR streams member’s only if that’s the case.

>>26160398
I think being Mori, and seeing such strong (positive) reactions, after previously getting a lot of shit (to the point she was believing some of it), has made her more confident in herself. That results in her viewing herself better and tapping into some of those things. She's being playful, but she is also willing to show more intimacy because she is recognizing her own worth. Not just seeing actual compliments as untrue or a trap to make a fool out of herself.
She's giving trust & love to the Deadbeats who have given it to her.

>>26160755
yeah I wonder if that is the case if a members only ASMR she would go hard on it

>>26160633
Gotta respect the commitment to shitposting though. God help Cover if they ever draw the ire of one of the truly puritanical groups out there on the internet.

>>26160702
>if she had less viewers
DEADBEAT CIVIL WAR 2 LETS GOOOOOO

>>26159961
Well...why do you?

>>26160398
I wouldn't let it get to your head desu, she probably just likes teasing. Who doesn't like feeling sexy and powerful, after all?

>>26160786
I don’t think I would survive Mori going all out on an ASMR.

From baggy clothes that acted like armor against words/gazes, to pretty dresses her mother recommended and embracing her own beauty.
Love to see it. Gotta keep some badass outfits for the stage though.

>>26160755
During the recent ASMR. She said something like "maybe if there were less people watching I would do more stuff like that."

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1537145924111060993
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1537145924111060993
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1537145924111060993

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1537145924111060993
LETS GOOOOOO

>>26160950
>>26160966
Oh hey, nice!

Finally Villain Vibes is coming out officially.

>>26160950
Is that the song that leaked? I liked it.

Finally...

>>26160950
Mori... your sleeping reps

>>26160950
>>26160966
Sweet! Never heard any leaks so looking forward to it.

>>26160919
Mori is better to greys than they deserve.

>>26160950
>>26160966
Hell yes. I've been a good deadbeat and haven't listened to leaks yet, so this makes me very happy. I knew something like that wouldn't be gone forever.
Also I'm surprised she's still up.

>>26160917
Are you retarded or just lost?

Go to sleap you stupid reaper!

I'm glad Amalee finally got it out of whatever purgatory it was stuck in

>>26160786
>being more intimate with my Mori
I would be terminal ghost if that happened and I would never come back
I would never recover and would never want to

>>26161126
What are you talking about? He's saying she's getting more confident in herself and wearing more dresses and girly clothes.
That isn't even dox stuff she's mentioned it all on stream.

>>26160950
Fucking finally, I'm hyped

>>26160950
how long has the wait been? like 8 months?

>>26161391
since January

>>26161082
>knowing about the leaks in the first place
Doesn't sound all that good to me.
>tsk tsk tsk.mp3

>>26160851
I just think she understands where people are coming from and wants to let them know that. She's not trying to shut it down completely, and she's not going all-in horny-girlfriend fuck-me over it, she just knows it's there and throws the people who feel that way a bone once every couple months.

Are (You) ready?

>>26161552
I'm just happy we get any light GFE at all. I came into Hololive because I just wanted a replacement for let's plays. And then I stuck around because I thought this rapping dork was a quirky and interesting person. It's not my fault she makes me feel like a teenager with a crush again. I didn't ask for this.

Mori has been so active on twitter. I missed this.

>>26162135
>Got to announce her guest list for her concert
>Killed a God
>One of her projects that's been on hold for half a year is finally done
She's got to be over the moon right now

>>26162085
It's a good feeling, if melancholic

>>26162135
You know what I miss?

Twitter Spaces.

>>26161811
Yes, but I won't be able to catch the stream live.

>>26162354
Don't forget that she had an excellent showing at VCarnival. Probably her best live performance ever.

>>26162444
Shower space from anyone onegai

>>26162354
Nice, happy for my boy.

>>26162561
God it would be so good, she doesn't even have to say anything just hearing the shower running with her singing is enough.

Speaking of all the ASMR talk. I searched ASMR on her channel and she has waaaay more than I remember. I coulda sworn this was something that happened like four times max.

>>26162862
She doesn't have that many serious ones that I would recommend for listening multiple times, but each one tends to have one or two really good moments. She really has improved a lot.

>>26162772
Mori will stream/space from the bath again this year, don't worry.

O shit, Mori's verse kinda slaps
https://youtu.be/Onj3mRyngq4?t=316

>>26163425
Yeah it's a nice flow change up. I haven't heard the full version yet so I'm really hype.

>>26162085
I wrote this

>>26162862
she's done one every month last year up until I think December is when she stopped

>>26163840
I wonder why she stopped, she was really getting good at it. I don't know why her confidence wavered. Honestly she does it often enough to invest in the KU100. She could still use the 3Dio for cooking streams.

>>26163930
after the last one I want her to buy a new ASMR mic imagine how good a stream like that would be if we had a high quality mic

>>26163930
To be fair, this year has been pretty hellish as far as shit she has to do goes. If she were even to try and go back to that sort of thing it'd be after the live assuming she doesn't immediately throw herself into another huge project.

looks like we got a new Gosling, boys!

>>26164051
I only use deadbeat edited goslings.

>>26164051
Not nearly depressed enough to demonstrate my longing

I assume no one here won the guest prediction contest?

>>26163930
I am just surprised she did it after you know that reveal. I would have personally distanced myself from that kinda completely.

Man it seems like Kiara got hit a lot harder than Mori with whatever cold they both caught.

>>26164338
Nobody cared about that reveal except antis.

>>26164385
Mori is hardy, chimken is frail

>>26164051
"I'm a Mori girl! In a Mori world!"

>>26164338
Yeah, her getting back together with Kiara in a lesbian relationship does make it a bit awkward
But we're all little girls here, so it's fine

>look at getting merch for another Japanese band I like
>their sizes are in Japanese, but give cm measurements
>Japanese XL is apparently the same and an American XS
Shit man maybe I'll get a towel and hang it on on my wall or something. Glad Cover seemingly took into account how much bigger we tend to be in America lmao. Though it remains to be seen if Mori's concert is gonna fit.

I'm finding myself disappointed in myself that I've grown distant from Mori. Not because I hate her or anything but it feels like she has grown far "beyond my reach." Like I'm happy for her that she managed to get so big and everything, and I love her music, but I don't think she was ever my true oshi in the end. Not sure how I feel about this.

>>26164051
Damn you, I had that saved and ready for the next stream...

>>26163930
>I wonder why she stopped
>Stopped in December, right before January
It's pretty obvious. Mori's a tough girl and she's definitely over it now, but that month felt like it put a dent in her for a while.

>>26164641
Japanese girls also love oversized clothes, so it's a win there too

>>26164641
>tfw I'm a 6'5 skeleton
Buying Japanese clothing merch fucking sucks, I got a GuP jacket a few years back as a gift, lengthwise is sort of fine but its still sorta formfitting

>>26164640
There is no one in hololive that is within reach. She feels distant because she has been gone a lot, hopefully that will change after the live.

>>26164408
It must have sting if you were ghostling but not that surprising as who he was.

>>26164325
have they been announced yet?

>>26164721
You are a whole new level of retarded.

>>26164769
Nope, also still ghosting.

>>26164325
I got them right, but I don't use twitter

>>26164640
I went back to my old ways with fapping to black girls couple of months ago so I know how you feel.

I'm just going to leave this here and tell the retards to get out
https://youtu.be/eO0hAl48xvM

>>26164812
Don't lie.

It seems like Mori's prank backfired. IRyS now thinks that the TLAB movie is good

>>26164908
Maybe it's ok in a vacuum where you barely knew the original show existed?

>>26164908
She never saw the original series, so it'd make sense why it wasn't as inherently offensive to her.

>>26164908
I'm sure she's gonna make Mori watch it "Ironically" sometime next year
>>26164947
Her and Kronii were making fun of it pretty hard, I think it hit that "So bad it's good" feel for her

>>26164640
She feels unobtainable now? Like now she's more than just that dorky rapping streamer and is now on her way to becoming a big celebrity?
I can understand that fear but I believe she's still our Mori. Even she's aware of that and I trust her when she said it herself that she's not going anywhere and she's not letting this change her.

>>26164897
Why would it affect me? I have no claim on Mori despite wishing I did. That's why I'm a ghostling not a delusional schizo. Besides for whatever reason Mori has been giving more gfe content recently and I'm happy with that result.

>>26165041
Yeah seems like it became IRyS's version of "The Room"

>>26164730
I never got one of the GuP jackets as I remember the ordering to be a pain. I'm lucky that a JP XL fits me well enough, should just bought it when I had the chance.

>>26162085
It's worse than that because on top of having a crush on her she actually feels like a friend...

>>26164728
Her merch might unironically become popular among JP members when it becomes availible cause of that.

>>26165284
Yeah, that's what I feel too. She's like that friend I lost.

>>26165439
We are all innocent high school boys

>>26165439
It makes me happy you're still hear lost-friendbeat...

>>26162085
Yeah.. this is a feeling I didnt expect to get when coming across with Mori, why did she had to be so perfect...

I'm thinking there's a very good chance Mori's choreography for the upcoming concert was done by Kiara's person from 3rd fes
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1537160552102756352?s=21&t=JSufAyqlnkZerHyNoYndaw

How would Mori react if you cum inside her?

>>26165475
Well, that friend was specifically a Fake Type fan, so imagine my shock when the CDs she gave me led to me discovering Mori

>>26165519
If things progressed to that point with her, she would probably kiss me.

>>26165487
That would be awesome. I think Mori is able to dance well, she's just not usually given a proper choreo. Kiara's girl did an amazing job at HoloFes.

>>26165519
>cum inside Mori while she's been thinking about babies again
>she asks if you're sure that was enough
>go at it all night
Nakadashi x10!

>>26165487
I have a hard time thinking there will be any substantive choreography. If anything, her dance's lessons will be for better improv like how some practice free style dancing or comedy improv.

>>26165487
This is good news

>>26165661
Yeah that dance lesson with Kiara showed she's actually able to follow choreo really well.

>>26165519
She wouldn't want you to pull out. Instead, while still inside of her, she would pull you in for a big hug and start crying tears of joy.
>"We're going to have a cute little baby..."

>>26148141
It won't be as soulful as the joggeer of japan

>>26165764
Honestly I hope Mori is still a jobber in Gura's wwe. It's hilarious in hfz. Even better if deadbeats are super strong.

>>26157519
>Mori explicitly mentioning duct taping mouth's shut again
what and where?

Why does it always go back to babies with you guys?

>>26161811
havent been this excited about a wrestling event since I was 13
I hope the shark has enough time for deadbeat/kfp/taco fight

>>26165487
It wouldn't be every song wouldn't it

>>26165487
>wigger has to get her dance moves from real black people

>>26165827
To be fair, they're just working off Mori's barely contained baby fever she's shown off in some streams.

>>26165827
>>26135518

>>26157519

>>26165827
Mori wants children
We will give Mori children

>>26165827
I want to marry this dork and start a family with this dork.

>>26165827
She has expressed wanting children and starting a family recently

>>26165827
I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>26165889
I think being closer to 30 now is weighing on her mind. She even said last stream that she was "getting old."

>>26165921
>we
You mean ME

>>26166043
>WE all cum inside her at once
>Our cum fight to the death
>The final deadsperm gets to win the right to fertilize Mori

>>26166138
Children of the trough..
The Akame ga Kill cum bath..

>>26165827
I love Calliope Moririn and I want to start a family with her it's just that simple

>>26166138
>deadsperm
Why not call it something like spermbeat? Deadsperm makes it sound like we're all infertile.

I WANNA GIVE HER KIDS I WANNA FUCK HER AND GIVE HER CHILDREN I WANNA RAISE A FAMILY WITH HER AND SETTLE DOWN AND WORK TO SUPPORT US AND SHE MAKES MUSIC AND DRAWS AND TAKES CARE OF OUR KIDS AND I LOVE HER FUCK I WANT HER TO BE MY WIFE

>>26165825
The merch stream. Tie up your family and make them watch her concert

>>26166043

>>26166175
Uh, I never finished that show. Did something happen there?

>>26165825
She first used the phrase soon after CHADcast to talk about what Calvin did to her. She used it again to talk about trying up your family and making them watch her concert. I's sus cause duct tape is a pretty entry level bondage item that many gravitate towards cause of the plausible deniability behind buying it as opposed to a ball gag or something.

>>26165827
Who doesn't want to impregnate their oshi?

>>26166337
Calvin stream. Tied up, duct tape, and unconscious

>>26165052
Unobtainable was a really bad choice of words. I dunno, maybe I'm just depressed that she's going so far and I'm still in the same position I was for years and it's getting to me that I'm just going to be stuck as a preacher at some backwater church for some decrepit old folks.

>>26166429
Well he became a dragon and had a kid with Mine

>>26166429
In the manga MC is turned into a dragon and the pink haired girl is still alive and they marry. In order to impregnate the pink haired girl she takes a bath in dragon cum. (I think, it has been a long time since I read the manga)

>>26166774
wtf is wrong with the japanese

>>26166751
>>26166774
What the fuck

>>26166710
A deadmate preacher /here/? Interesting. A yeah I think you’re just depressed. Mori getting all these things is something she’s worked for a long time and she really hasn’t changed much besides being a bit more confident in her own sexiness and getting better a making music. I’m really happy for her, and her streams are still my happy place.

How many rapes related jokes has she made anyway? I can recall:
>That one Jump King stream description
>That pic of her holding a knife in her mouth while the pov is someone holding her down (even Gura was surprised by that)
>Laughing at that scene in Evil Dead
>"I say stop, what I mean is keep going"
>The Calvin stream I kinda doubt though but most here would count it so I'll put here anyway
I feel like I'm missing some more

>>26165827
I'm a 25 year old HKV that wants a family but is too terrified of getting close to people to actually put myself out there
Dreaming of giving Mori a happy family keeps the depression of being a male Christmas cake away

>>26166919
>>That one Jump King stream description
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1465712230045937670
It's still hot

>>26166919
>TTRPG and Mori's rape scenario with Kiara

Just catched up the merch unboxing vod and I fucking like the beat of HolyShitto
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>26166965
That was fast. You just have that ready, huh?

>>26166919
>mythrape

>>26166919
>>That pic of her holding a knife in her mouth while the pov is someone holding her down (even Gura was surprised by that)
That one lived rent free in my head for a while. She wanted to make it look it was a fight, but it was definitely not one she was winning. Her calling herself a dog while biting our ears during the asmr is what's currently living rent free in my head though.

>>26167065
how freaky would mori be in bed?

>>26166996
#mythrape

You think maybe Mori has a bit of a...you know...

>>26167027
>>26167125
>>26167127

>>26167094
Quite a bit, but not too much.

>>26167065
I legitimately believe that under the correct set of circumstances she would fuck a fan completely understanding they know both sides.

>>26167094
I imagine she'd be super into dom loss

>Teddy is now the new "Connor"
This is hilarious.

>>26167094
If you believe her to be an inexperience dork who has spent the majority of her life fixated on her hobbies. Then its either gonna be very little or extreme.

>>26167065
>She wanted to make it look it was a fight
Does it though? Maybe the aftermath of a fight.

>>26167194
This is by far the funniest one yet.

>>26167194
Wait really? That’s actually hilarious.

>>26167194
I never understood it with Conner isn't he already dating Mousey?

>>26167270
Her words not mine, the background doesn't help make it look less sexual, in fact quite the opposite.

>>26167135
>ywn watch DMC with your Mori
fuck my life man

>>26167270
For me, it's more the implication she's getting pinned to a bed at all...

>>26167270

>>26167393
Speaking of 'DMC', I still maintain that Mori would like the Donte reboot rather than original series.

>>26167213
I would let her do whatever fetish she wants to me as long as she agrees to piss on me

>>26167183
Nice

>>26167127
cute and the slayer of Milenia, blade of Miquilla? yes

>>26167458
>tfw the spanish mod got lost to the ether

>>26167495
I wonder if she's seen El Donte vs La Virgin

Well, that's a thing.

>>26167350
>>26167421
That background is definitely a bed.

>>26167194
it's so sad when shitters out themselves as newfags when they ask who he is

>>26167609
remember she was drinking and feeling a little horny but didn't want to go all the way

>>26167347
she like trash taste because they are fellow expats in tokyo, connor is the only single one therefore
>REEEEEEE Connor!
I wouldnt say connor is dating iron mouse, as she cannot leave her home, ever

Stop being so horny

I think I love her a lot

>>26167720
no! Mori should take responsability for making me this horny

>>26167347
Schizo's and threadshitters like to timeloop about him

>>26167589
Meanwhile I sometimes just don't (you)s at all.

>>26167458
FUCK YOU

>>26167720
no

>>26167717
>she like trash taste because they are fellow expats in tokyo, connor is the only single one therefore
is that really all it is? I was expecting more. fuck me dead antis latch onto anything they can.

>>26167720
I can’t do that

>>26167720
If you want me to stop you’ll have to kill me

>>26167717
They're relationship definitely strikes me one where they definitely would if Ironmouse wasn't sick. Especially since multiple people, including Connor has stated that Mousey is apparently really pretty irl. It's been a while but I believe Kson even made a point about saying she's rather well endowed.

>>26167762
connor is pressuring mousy to do a face reveal

>>26167776
Tell me I'm wrong; that cringe would resonate with her.

>>26167720
That's a lot to ask

>>26167720
You can't stop me.

>>26167720
I refuse, Mori's kinks line up with my own and it just doubles my horny

>>26167900
But would she like ironically, or unironically?

>>26167717
It's kind of sad that that's literally the only reason she hangs out with them. None of them have any interest in music (the animeman claims to but dips his toe in everything it seems) and she is barely interested in anime beyond the three she watched and liked like 8 years ago (plus JoJo). Sendai friend seems to have much more in common and more of an interest in what she does

>>26167851
Maybe, but I'm sure a lot of connor's feelings have a good deal of pity behind them, hard to say if it would go beyond that

>>26167971
God I want to eat her out so bad.

>>26167776
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>26167986
You can be friends for better reasons than having similar interests in certain types of media you know.

>>26167980
If she plays the original with the Fedora then she's unironically love it.

>>26168074
I want her to sit on my face

>>26167776
>>26168084

hello deadbeats, I'm pretty new with orders from geekjack, so does anyone know the rough estimate of when the UnAlive merch is shipping? thx in advance.

>>26167720
I can't, she's made it too obvious she'd be into petplay

>>26168087
The friends here are likely mostly based on the fact that they speak English as the major reason. It's like constantly going to a bad food place just because it's close and you don't want to put in the effort to find a better and more fulfilling place.

>>26168243
last year bd merch shiped until september for me