/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I fucked up the embed thing

bubi best vshojo

streams doko

princess veibaeya. pls stream.

>>26125845
>(embed)

YUMMY LICH TUMMY

>>26125960

Who's Silver?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkhD1PToEY

>>26126142
this dude

>>26126188
Unity bros... what happened?

I'm gonna impregnate Zen

>>26126245
I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think - to act - for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!... In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!

i have lost hope for tomorrow mowtendoo still hasnt tweeted "big news tomorrow" like usual, at least if they do announce something i will get a nice surprise i guess

>>26126232
Even that stream happened by accident, wasn't planned

Fuck it, i might not archive new mouse vods but i might as well try to find the missing 94 mouse vods while i post this shitty ritualpost so if anyone has any of these Ironmouse vods please upload them if you can (gofile.io works well for free users): https://pastebin.com/qiVPg7D9
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>Archive Links:

- Complete Nyanners (Post Vtuber Debut) Vod Archive (Vod spreadsheet is included in the pastebin): https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ

- Complete Hime Hajime Vod Archive (Vod spreadsheet is included in the pastebin): https://pastebin.com/28iC7P72

-Incomplete ironmouse Vod Archive (Starting from 2020-11-25 until 2022-06-15) : Link coming soon
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>Vod Archiving Related Stuff (I moved the IRC links at the end of the Guide):

Vod Archiving guide for Twitch/Youtube Live streams that covers all of the basics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OzwZq9xKI7otmI8kW0B8sV66ikswciZzigHIRGV9bJo

>>26126362

>>26126297
my angel oshi is real
my angel oshi is real
my angel oshi is real

>>26126359
Apple must be stuffing her with lots of cake in order to prepare her for tonight

>>26126232
Twitch meta took hold.

Zen's daily routine is: Eat, Sleep, Toastin time, Repeat

>>26126510
People rag on Connor, but at least he keeps his reacting to a minimum.

>>26126544
Eat, Sleep, groom chuubas, Toastin time, Repeat
fixed

Imagine not linking the Bubi general you fucking peasants.

>>26126611
It's not because of react content retard

PINK CAT LAZY

>>26126636
Zen just wants a harem of massive titted hags. Is that so wrong.

>>26126650
Who the fuck is Bubi?

>>26126677
Oh you're right, it's because she got a boyfriend

>>26126694
PINK CAT CRAZY

>>26126703
I'd also like one too so I don't blame her.

>>26126710
Exactly.
The correct name is Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, The Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sins, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demon Kind

>>26126710
I'm glad you asked why he is of course THE Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, the Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sin, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demonkind. And you shall address him as such.

>>26126744
it's not because of that either anon

>>26126636
well, someone has to take care of the hags

>>26126650
They fear the power of Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, the Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sin, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demonkind.

>>26126885
Giri, feed me your ass.

>>26126703
>massive titted hags
geega cope

i gotta hand it to mousey, a true sister faking how bad she's feeling so pink cat can cancel coming back to stream

>>26126927
You were saying

>>26126940
Retard, the stream Nyan was talking about was planned for another day. She's busy with other stuff tonight

>>26126783
PINK CAT SEXY

>>26126969
ok, I know some women are insecure with their natural chest size, but this is going too far Geegs

Veibae is the queen of Twitch and Vtubers in general. Prove me wrong.
https://voca.ro/1cn7dh1BCavd

>>26127180
Is that what the British count as "posh" accent?

pink cat farts in my nose
pink cat farts in my mouth

goodnight bros, remember to jerkoff to sex cat as a birthday gift

>>26127180
i wish she still had that accent

>>26127378
I've already done it a lot today though

geeg

>>26126969
sex

>>26127378
Sleep tight anon.

>>26127479
is a smelly italian hag

>>26127378
Make it a double to help her best friend pink rat feel better.

>>26125845
Vwhorejo will die out and none of you cucks can stop it

>>26127531
Perfect time to jack off to both of them

Duly noted.

>>26127553
oh no, good thing this is VShojo and not Vwhorejo

Prepare for disappointment in less than 24 hours

i will cure mouse by having sex with her

YUMMY TUMMY

I beg of you, please, DO NOT stick your penis into any toaster.

Good night anons

Unity tracker.

>>26128288
Finally. Now people can shut the fuck up with their doomerposting about unity or whatever.

Vei stream after tomorrow's announcement, confirmed by official sources

>>26128375
/vsj+/ doomers save vshojo unity once again after they all read our posts here. you may bow.

>>26127841
really not expecting much besides the melware debut

geegitty

>>26128513
Haha, how funny would it be if all the girls streamed at the same time tomorrow? Insanely funny in my opinion; like totally hilarious.

>>26128752
Did you just said geeg?

>>26129056
Is... is that a dick?

Also speaking of Geeg:
https://twitter.com/GeneralGEEGA/status/1536766589516775428

>>26129056
Is that futa on the right or something? They have a bulge unless somehow her pussy is fat as fuck.

>>26129056
Gigi pads her chest

>>26129056
I'm pretty sure he said geegitty, not geeg
>>26129329
god, to be a 4'10'' hag that gets constantly picked on by an 1'+ taller sexbog with huges titties
I curse god for not giving me that experience

Princess Veibaeya, please at least release Soda from your basement if you're not gonna stream.

Leaked video from dragon Zen's new workplace

Tonight I had a nightmare that one of my friends got on my computer and looked through my browser history full of vtubers.
Later that night I had a dream that I was vei's boyfriend and we were having relationship troubles because I was too boring for her even after a weird date on the beach where we were pirates, then she dumped me to go hang out with some soldiers.

It wasn't a good night.

Today's the day Aethel gets Nyanners pregnant!

and you're still going to watch her stream!

>>26130166
but I never really watched her in the first place

>>26130130
did you watch her get gangbanged afterwards?

>>26130043
please do not share this video of Zen railing me it's supposed to be private

>>26129932
It's 5 AM in bongland, she's probably sleeping

>>26130229
No I went cooking somewhere else then my dream veered into a different direction

The creation of the bubi general ealier reminded me i never uploaded the bubi vods i had and the first one isnt up on twitch anymore (and idk if mouse runs a vod channel for him), so i uploaded them in case anyone wants them:

Debut Vod: https://mega.nz/folder/5ZgUCJAS#kgVMBidN6MVwlMBbbuR1IA/file/ZVJAjB4C

Second Vod (Still up on his channel): https://mega.nz/folder/5ZgUCJAS#kgVMBidN6MVwlMBbbuR1IA/file/EFgQBazZ

>>26129372
>>26129329
not futa, a femboy vtuber, streams almost exclusively asmr
https://www.twitch.tv/kuramekira

>>26130043
Kek I remember that clip. Literally everything goes right in it; in addition to bobbing her head up and down she also keeps saying "Come on" and "You're almost there" and has the PH sound play.

>>26130646
>a femboy vtuber
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>streams almost exclusively asmr
fuck nevermind

https://files.catbox.moe/5upiqq.mp4
Snuffys huge tits

no streams

>>26131299
Pray for Vei, Nyan, or Froot tomorrow. Mel is going live tomorrow for the Melware thing.

I just want Vei to play vidya

>>26130962
I should've included this in >>26131383
but whatever.
This might be cope (And I'm not fat I promise) but I don't see how people call Snuffy's roommate fat. What if she's just "well endowed" like Silver's roommate? The only thing fat about her roommate is her tits.

>>26131611
It’s not meta. She’s not going to.

>>26130737
I remember Tob raiding a Dutch femboy vtuber last night, might be more up your speed since he's primarily doing gaming content
https://www.twitch.tv/ayumints

Loli-hag who pads her chest is in Nihmune’s chat

>>26131750
unfortunately, if she does stream tomorrow its a wednesday which likely means yet another OTK game night, probably playing Uno or something else shitty
Shes also pretty openly said what her weight is at some point, people just base it off of her hands and feet which isnt definitive

God, I wish Haruka made me sit on the tip of a spear as it slowly penetrated my anus, went through my insides, and came out through my mouth.

>>26133073
this but with a cock instead of a spear

>>26133279
...is the cock barbed?

>>26133398
Google moose cock

why has no one drawn mousey being bratty and embarrassed about her hard-on yet

>>26133441
I'm noticing a lack of the types of barbing that would rip your insides into shreds. Really lame cock. 1/10 for size, otherwise an absolute waste.

>>26133823
mousetrannies think futa is a fetishization of their sexual identity

>>26134424
>mousetrannies think futa is a fetishization of their sexual identity
nigga what the fuck are you talking about

>>26134683
that is the reason mousetrannies don't want to commission futa art for you

>>26134750
whatever you say retard

>>26134750
I don't understand a word of that first post

>>26134824
it should be pretty clear unless you don't know what futa is

Froot's gamer gunk covered butt

>>26134824
he means that trannies think futa is offensive

>>26135119
SEEEEEEEEEEEEX
I don't know who I wanna fuck the shit out of more between her model and her roommate.

>>26135160
>>26135044
That's even more retarded than I thought

>>26135160
both is the answer

>>26135329
truly, there is no end to mousetranny retardation

>>26135452
meant for >>26135242

>>26135528
That stream (aka her last one lol) was legit so good. Her trying to do ASMR while eating was funny af and the sexy nails and sleeves just made it way better.

>>26135693
let's hope that the ASMR mic she ordered arrived so can do another ASMR stream in the very near future

>>26134424
Plenty of transes draw porn of trans characters
I don't know the entire community but some of them that I know would find it offensive to refuse to depict dickhaving women in pornography at all
That being said, really what I was envisioning was a rule 63 femboy sorta thing

>>26136251
Considering her last stream was over a month ago and she talked about getting the mic shortly after the ASMR stream it would be fucked up if she didn't have it by now.

>>26136364
The only people that believe futa is a slur don't know it's short for futanari, a japanese word for hermaphroditism
Most of those backed down from calling it a slur after getting it explained to them, only some buttblasted minority that can't take being wrong will still try to twist it into a slur somehow and continue sperging about it.

>>26136409
There's always the possibility of overseas shipping taking too long.

i get that VShojo looks better than VShojou but there are endless posts on japanese twitter of people mistaking it for V処女
処女 (shojo) means virgin

>>26136720
it's supposed to be shoujo

>>26136880
i'm a moron but you get the point

uhhh gomenasorry anon-chama i totemo shinjimas that you mean "VShoujo" dosukoi

>>26136908
the worst part is that i've been studying japanese for years

So mouse is really going to die this year

>>26137031
she has been through worse

You can’t made this shit up, Apple just said he had the best sex of his life.

https://twitter.com/lordaethelstan/status/1523062200662827008?s=21&t=apq-R6xDjZGoJbV7W7lyxg

>>26137104
You fucking idiot

they aren't done yet.

>>26137104
>tries for months on end to get verified by Chaturbate in advance of the visit
>ends up having to settle for a private discord PoV stream with Mousey of Nyanners getting railed by Connor
we were fucking robbed

When is Melody gonna get someone to fuck around naked with her

>>26137767
didn't you see the kson collab?

>>26137767

>>26137767
>>26137923

>>26137767
Need to see Mel get dicked the fuck down by a real guy at least once in her CB career

>>26137079
she worse than died?

>>26138045
yeah, she got expelled from heaven and sealed away for thousands of years in hell

Wasn't Nyan going to play games with Mouse today?

I'm prepared for disappointment today. Vshojo can't hurt me today.

>>26138244
You have to forgive pink cat she is full of analstan cum and she need to rest

>>26138264
Isn't vshojo dissappointment every day?

>>26138264
I am hyped to the maximum and have my hopes up for this day just so I could unleash my worst sperging yet after I will be let down.

>>26138264
I'm prepared to jack off to hags all day

>>26137781
that was more of a nsfw meme discussion stream than anything actually horny

>>26138542
that's just a normal day

>>26138584
Amen

I wonder if world renowned internet superstar Rich Evans is aware that fellow internet anime girl Natasha Nyanners stole his shirt.

Merry is /in/???

>>26138784
this is it baby that's the announcement we've all been waiting for

>>26138784
Lol is he going to shill his comics at vshojo booth?

>>26138944
how dare people make money

>>26138944
I mean Vshojo hardly has much merch going at the moment. Feels like it's been forever since they announced any drops or merch collabs, last thing was Vei's plush, right?

>>26138784
hell hes been behind almost every lore video so far. and its not like any of the girls will be manning the booth so someones got to be there.

>>26139130
Vshojo fleshlight when?

>>26139087
So maybe sell your own shit on your own booth?

>>26139561
ya, vei's plush

>>26139708
This is incomprehensible. All he said was that he's gonna be at the booth. The man's an integral artist for VShojo, of course he's gonna be at the booth.

So, where are the streams?

>>26139805
>5 Am EST
who do you expect to keep these hours?

>>26139805
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku
Uh.... Dya is working on Zen's Gecko model, close enough?

>>26139851
xQc does. We need more 8-12 hour streams

>>26139851
you

>>26139805
Luca is streaming Pokemon Nuzlocke

>>26139805
Nowhere, they're all sleeping or busy. (You) go to sleep also or get busy until they stream.

>>26139905
>Juicer
Only in vei's dreams with 30k+ views. Would only happen with Vshounen
>>26139910
I'm a degenerate not a streamer

>>26139890
>joke model
>its by DyaRikku herself
Damn.

>>26140210
Lmao doesn't she hate swears and gets really pissed off if you start being a coomer in her chat and hates them in general? I remember seeing here that she had to hide Smilfy's tits because her chat was just full of coomers.

I'm watching dya rigging zen's little gecko, it looks so cool.

>>26140264
She is "seiso queen" as counter part to Yunii's "horni queen". But yeah, she is really bitchy, dominant and has really short fuse. Most of it is an act though. She is coomer herself, especially for feet.
She is also really, really good at art, model design and rigging. Worked a lot for liggers, Vshojo and Bahroo/Bunny.
Personally, I dont really like her too, I watch Yunii instead when possible. But I admire Dya as an artist and she is not a bad human being.

>>26138244
Had to go do stuff with aethel and connor + mouse is feeling sick
She wants to play games another day though

>>26140447
>really bitchy, dominant and has really short fuse
Aka, Italian.

>>26140696
Italians really are white latinas

VShojo taking over the world

>>26140870
KEK

>>26140870
People realized the true potential of the huge tittied thunder thighs cyborg and are spreading the news internationally.

Just how "big" was the birthday "surprise" Aethel had for Nyan?

>>26141009
8+ inches is the size of the surprise that Aethel gave Nyan. If Nyan doesn't stream and stays in bed all day for a while it's probably because she's recovering from the shock of the surprise.

>>26141009
he surprised her with a extra large nintendo switch while he and connor went to do business in the other room

>>26141009
he finally did the prank to top them all
the gas leak prank

>>26141009

>>26140870
What is this about, my twitter is full of Ukraine

>>26141075
Could have at least used his streamer pull to get her a steam deck. Then she could play FFXIV in bed.

>>26140870
>>26141113
SISTERS?!?

Did they ever mention that there's going to be a collab stream between nyan connor and aethel or am I going insane

>>26141649
they said maybe

>AC-ACK!!

>>26141649
I think Aethel only mentioned that as a maybe

We almost died

>>26141009
Nothing too big for her to handle

>>26142837
I blame pink cat, vei, zen, hexer, and bubi for this.

>>26142919
If Bubi wanted me dead, I'd ask him his preferred method for my death.

just revive it when you need to, it's that simple

>>26142837
good

I desperately need a stream

>>26143918
But we have each other here!

>>26143918
try /lig/

I desperately need a dick

>>26144094

when's the mel announcement?
when's the haachama sotd?
when's froot streaming again?

If there was something special happening today i'm pretty sure vshojo twitter would already teased something

>>26144240
same but actually completely unironically

this is the gayest thread in this entire board

>>26144479
We're built different.

>>26144364
>when's the mel announcement?
no idea, the only thing scheduled today that is Mel-related is a normal stream of hear at 7 PM EST
not sure if the announcement will be a surprise that will take place a couple hours earlier or if Melware will interrupr Mel's stream to do the announcement

>>26144410
If there's one thing you can rely on it's that the people behind Vshojo are acting in a professional manner with a clear plan and messaging about that plan.

is there a 400 page document describing goro's lore and why he's so racist

>>26144364
6pm ct
Friday
n idea

>>26144364
6 pm CT
friday unless Ironmouse is feeling like complete shit
tomorrow, I can feel it

>>26144835
hes an anon.

>>26144364
today
not happening
never

>Announcement day
>No streams because of that
>It's just Melware
/lig/ it is

>>26144835
His lore is just /pol/

>>26144919
That's my only qualm with the announcement. I'm not really hyped or expecting anything big to happen, but the fact that everyone, even Zen, have a chance of not streaming today to not take away from the Melware thing.

>>26144919
>It's just Melware

Wait, no one is streaming today except Mel? wtf

>>26145111
Technically there could be a Nyan stream today but I'm 90% sure there isn't gonna be one.

>>26145111
Likely. Even Zen said that she might not stream today because of Melware.

>>26145111
Silver and probably Zen are. We don't know about anyone else.

>>26145111
Don't worry, Connor will be streaming. Maybe Geega too.

>>26145103
>>26145111
Did Zen actually mention she might not stream today? Otherwise I don't think there is something really special happening because I don't think anyone is cancelling streams over it
Nyan mentioned possibly streaming today after the acoustic panels in her place gets installed. Now I highly doubt Nyan in particular will stream today especially since that will probably take more time than she thinks but the fact she hasn't completely ruled one out to me makes it seems like there isn't something big since she usually doesn't stream on big days for other people.
Also Silver is streaming tonight

>>26145230
>because I don't think anyone is cancelling streams over it
why would they? talent freedom!

Today is one of those days huh?...

>>26145230
>Did Zen actually mention she might not stream today?
She did at the end of her stream. She didn't say there won't be one 100%, but that there might or might not be one because of the announcement.

>>26145230
so zen, nyan, and silver are all possible today?
why do people here keep claiming people are cancelling over whatever mel has?

The Mel thing is a just a color swap, it isn’t even a new model. We know what it looks like from teases and that it’s based on a 3D color swap version she’s already shown.

So it’s not that exciting to begin with. Maybe another lore video at most

>>26145267
I mean they've done it before because they're friends after all.

>>26145197
Oh yeah, Geega usualy starts streaming on Wednesdays.
Good, at least the loli hag is there to save the day if no one is streaming untill Mel's stream.

You niggas are such fuckin babies watch a /lig/ger or something expand you horizons instead of bitching about a lack of streams here theres other shit to do and watch fuck

>>26145364
I do other stuff, I just like complaining as well

>>26145230
She seemed to not be sure, will stream at her usual 11am cst if she streams.

>>26145197
>>26145356
Take it to >>>/vt//bubi/ (Geega is a + there)

>>26145364
Sorry, I don't have all day to watch streams. But I do have some free time to shit up this thread.

How did things go yesterday? My power died around when Zen started. Did Froot join her?

>>26145420
Unironically might be a good idea to split into /vsj/ only and /+/ only

>>26145420
watch it buddy, or I will geeg into your bussy

>>26145364
Today likely isn't even gonna be a bad day for streams as well. We have Silver and Mel, and we might see Zen and Nyan as well.
People are just prematurely complaining.

>it's literally just melware
This company's incompetence would be astounding if it wasn't totally expected.

>>26145470
zen played the forest and apex with froot, geega, and moose

Hopefully we csn actually get a free schedule so risu, calli and kiara can come on

>>26145493
There's probably a good chance for an aethel stream tonight too

>>26145470
yeah, Froot joined Zen, Geega and later Haruka s well to play the Forest coop, the moose even came in her VR headset
Zen, Froot and Geega also played a bit of Apex when Haruka went off near the end of the stream

>>26145523
That will be a good vod at least.

>>26127180
time for a revolution

>>26145509
I really think we will get a few teasers at least.

>>26145483
That sounds like a retarded idea
Even the guy saying make threads based on those "cliques" didn't think of something this dumb

>>26145483
it would accomplish absolutely nothing, especially when 90% of sperging is related to the main talent and not pluses

>>26145483
/lig/ already exists anon.

>>26145625
>Even the guy saying make threads based on those "cliques" didn't think of something this dumb
Well maybe this would have worked if people decided to actually utilize /zen/

Unity is dead (Vei killed it)
Which means we should probably kill this thread and split it up.
Any ideas?

>>26145792
Create /hime+/, that's all we need.

melware WILL "hack" the akihabara ads and they WILL reveal the new members

>>26145792
It's time for Mel to get her own thread
We should call it Projekt Melody General or something like that

>>26145937
I'm gonna hack your asshole

>>26145792
Alright, I got it.

Nyan and Mouse can share a thread about couple streamers/irl gossip.
Zen and Silver go to /lig/
Mel is /pmg/
Vei will be discussed in random bait threads in the catalog.
Hime and Froot retire.

>Nyan likes Taylor Swift
I would kill for her to do a Swift karaoke stream

anon you drooling FUCKING retard that's like half of all her karaoke streams

>>26146512
check archive, she did one a few months ago on Myau

What’s Melware

>>26145792
Silver, Nyan, Vei and Mel go to /pmg/
Hime, Froot either retire to face cammers or to /lig/
Zen and Mouse stay here in /vsj+/ because they are 90% of vshojo anyway.

>>26146732
bonzibuddy

>>26146732
Mel but dom

>>26146660
Do you remember approximately how long ago?
>>26146592
I'm not on her discord. I don't get notified about Myau streams...

Vshojo is a joke
It's only streamer is a fucking tts

>>26147003
What about mouse?

I had a dream that Aethel and Connor were DPing nyannners and they let me join using her mouth.

>>26147061
Dying old lady

>>26146824
I don't remember when? (I think one of the more recent karaoke streams)
But here is the nyan archive in case you need it https://pastebin.com/Eg1Yy3TZ

>>26146824
>Do you remember approximately how long ago?
07/04

>>26146512
Heh....Taylor

>>26147113
The birthday orgy must have been wild.

Hey /vsj/. You're cool. Don't go to mel's stream or akihabara tonight.

>>26147266
ok

>>26147215
Uh Oh stinky
What's with american and stupid fucking nigger names anyways ?

>>26146434
Better solution:
Nyan/Mouse thread where people can do all the relationship gossip they want. Add Hime to this thread too she's close enough to their circle.
A Zen thread that will take Froot (and some of Zen's friends) as a +
Mel is /pmg/ of course
Vei can share a thread with Soda in /trash/
Silver bros are on their own

This thread is already barely alive, why do you fags want to make more splits? Sometimes they even die before the stream is over.

>>26147510
Because the thread is so bad it's no wonder people have tried to abandon ship multiple times

I hate this faggot who keeps making separate threads after threads, kys. I know its one guy.

I miss gamer Mel before she went to react streaming like playing portal.. I still believed that she was going to surpass iron mouse and nyanners when she blew up on twitter and still think she has that potential. I also want her to do collabs but game collabs.

>>26147510
alright fine, question time then
which vshojo (or plus) does everyone think has the cutest pussy?
also this fucking captcha

their streamers are retiring so they cope by trying to divide the thread, into small pieces, really pathetic, ignore them.

>>26147561
Whatever the fuck is going on with Ukraine they better finish STALKER 2 and froot or zen better play it later. I want froot to play it because her old board /k/ loves that game.

It's the 15th and I'm already disappointed.

>>26146512
Why do they want to get close to niji than hololive?

If Mel goes live and some retard wants to make split thread about mel, he should call it /pmg/. Just saying.

>>26147462
>Vei can share a thread with Soda in /trash/
You know I'm surprised no one has tried to create an e-celeb thread there

>>26147595

>>26146777
The one we secretly all want more but Mel is so wholesome we can't find it in us to tell her.

>>26141009
She likes shoving wieners down her gullet, I bet he has one to if she didn't say sausages.

>>26147560
I will create /hime/ and you will enjoy it

>>26137993
........I mean does prior to vtubing count?

*tumbleweed*

>>26148550
No

What does robo piss smell like? What does it taste like?

>>26148614
Gasoline

>>26148614
olive oil

>>26126188
They found dick.

I want an aethel and soda smoke weed gaming collab.

>>26148715
heartbreaking reminder that even the coolest women out there can and will be reduced into "some guy's gf who talks about nothing but him and parrots all his opinions" if the dick is good enough

i hate women so much it's unreal

>>26148835
>if the dick is good enough
its a pencil dick mate.

rainhoe live

>>26149420
I wish rainhoe dead

>>26149420
I'm watching her, she's beautiful.

>>26149420
Love her

>>26149420
I like that hoe

Hey bros, I love nyan but I’m worried that if we met we wouldn’t be very compatible. Although I also like FF and dead memes, we differ in that I work hard every day to support my family even when I feel a little blue.

Are our lifestyles totally incompatible or could we make it work?

>>26149766
*yawns*

>>26149420
I've been considering making her in Koikatsu even though I don't really watch her just to have the big core group of Zen / Haruka / Rainhoe / Geega available.

>>26148835
meds

>>26149814
rain will NEVER be part of zen's core group
because she's not a hag

>>26148825
Why do people keep assuming aethel is a weed dude?

>>26149933
are you saying nyan has a chance?

>>26150152
>Zen suddenly asks Nyan for a bunch of collabs the second she turns 30

>>26149933
>>26150152
Is zen creating a chuuba retirement home or something?

>>26150303
You know how women get a boosted sex drive after 30-35?

Zen is a genius.

twitter.com/VShojoOfficial/status/1537088021148884992

>>26151235
cringe

>>26151235
neat

>>26151235
Melware take over, let's see where this goes and how deeply I will be disappointed.

>>26151302
saying cringe is gayge

>>26151235
>>26151344
>KEY

>>26151344

>>26151390
how dare you get me hyped

>zalgo and binary, so cool.

>>26151235
>>26151344
>>26151390
IT'S HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26151441
stop samefagging, retard.

>>26151390
Oh god, it's all coming together

>>26151235
Boooooring

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SISTERS THEY ALREADY HAD A BABY AETHEL, WHERE'S MY BIRTHING STREAM??

>>26151390
oh fuck im actually kinda hyped now bro...i know i shouldnt be though....

Watching Giri on one monitor and keeping a close eye on this thread + Twitter on the other

>>26151620
that's sounds really genuine of you, kek

>>26151675
nothing's happening today, you don't have to worry

>>26151683
it is very genuine, i know i shouldnt get my hopes up but fuck man that got me kind of hype

>>26151749
It's just people already baiting to try and ruin the hype.

>>26151787
you mean people calling out the fake samefag hype?

>>26151344
>>26151235
YES HAHA....
YES
I TOOOLD YOU

>>26151830
Considering I was lumped into it? Yes.

>>26151830
is it really that hard for you to believe that some people would get excited for this?

>>26151876
absolutely.

>>26151876
if you get genuinely excited for this your life must be very boring

>>26151917
what? why does that mean that?

>corpo getting mad their basic marketing strategy has been spotted.

>>26151917
why are you here
fuck off back to your hololive general, nigger

>>26151969
Just kys faggot

I'm excited

>>26152005
? anon i didnt even do anything why so rude?

>>26151995
You need to kys too

>>26151917
How's your life if you spend it sperging out about anime girls on the internet?

>>26152055
kill me yourself, faggot

Now Merry who wrote the lore video has finally commented on the situation too

>>26152082
what how am i sperging

>>26152024
Why? Its just tweet I bet they have more

>>26152113
Huge fucking lore drop from Merry

>>26152113
I want to fuck Merry

>>26152177
im excited for the potential of what could happen because of the tweet. it might jus tbe melware but it could be something more since it was from the offical account and the shit about the key

Mouse just liked the VShojo tweet. How long until Mel's stream

so when is the mel stream? anything confirmed?

read the thread you fucking retards

>>26152283
>>26152274
Nothing confirmed yet but we're in for a long wait. Mel's Twitter says 6 pm CT so 7 and a half hours.

>>26152303
ok I did, now what?

>>26152283
Who gives a shit its just melody lazy recolor

So what are we facing? Is Z3N going to protect us

>>26152347
We're facing a sexy version of bonzibuddy. And no Zen gave up yesterday. rip

>>26152303
>reading retarded drivel
no thanks

>>26152332
Now kys faggot

Stop replying to him and give me a (You) instead Or else...

no

or else what anon?

>>26152389
when are you joining zen's book club nyan?

>>26152389
ok

what should I jerk off to bros

>>26152441
femboys

>>26152441
the new girl >>26151390

>>26152441
Giri

>Z3N did nothing to stop Melware even though her entire purpose was to before June 15th
Stalling as usual

>>26152441
Rainhoe's huge hands.

>>26152612
Isn't she like 6 feet tall. hot

>>26152612
The anti-Aethel

>>26152612
Big hands make even large pp look small

The Mel thing is a simple re-color of an existing model she already showed off. Why get excited?

>>26152675
i'm into that

>>26152691
theres a chance theres more than that

>>26152612
god I want her to grip my cock with full force

>>26152612
Gonna palm your ass cheeks like an NBA player does a basketball.

>>26152691
Lore or some other bullshit

>>26152691
Because maybe new members. Probably not though

>>26146777
>dom

PPPPFFF....BWAHAHAHAH. she might think she is but she cant keep it up. all she is is a little extra bratty.

>>26152723
A lore video at best. Not that exciting

>>26152761
The unreasonable expectation right now is new members in full. The reasonable one is hints towards new members or a reveal of what all the Japan shit is. It's definitely going to be at least a little more than just a new Mel model reveal, but how much more is unknown.

>>26152612
lol fatty

>>26152786
eh maybe you dont know for sure and neither to do i. im reasonably excited to my own standards so if it ends up being nothing i wont be disappointed

>>26152786
Won't know until it's done, but I understand your efforts to kill hype.

>>26152809
I would say the most likely scenario is new Mel lore with a chance of new members or Vshojo JP.

>>26152193
God, I wish it was me. I wish Yunii was bulling me...

>>26152820
she's not fat, her hands look huge because jhinx is tiny, it's like saying aithel looks ugly because he took a pic with connor and connor is really handsome.

>>26152809
I said probably not though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bwPt_FoZo

>>26152981
this guy again, kek

>>26152902
>it's like saying aithel looks ugly because he took a pic with connor and connor is really handsome
but but... you have to say aethel is the most sexiest men in the world otherwise you're a coping nyan gosling and an ugly retard

>>26152888
>vshojo jp are just fragmented Melody ai that are actually JAV stars

I WILL have baseless expectations
I WILL get unnecessarily hyped over them
I WILL get mad and shit up the thread if those expectations aren't met
You can't stop me

>>26152612
done

Ignore and move on.

>>26151390
I hate that you've gotten me to buy into this rrat just a little bit.

>>26152612
This just makes me want to make her in Koikatsu more and make her really tall so she can bully Geega.

twitter.com/feelsradman/status/1537094997874335746
Look at this bitch she thinks she's clever lol