/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2612231
t. Connor

>sex with girls
What a fag

>>2612231
>live in the same general region as her
Hahaha yes

>>2612231
inspirational stuff

lim x 0 = 0

>>2612231
>sex

Nice that my edited Suisei pic gets passed around. It was fun seeing her lose at Project Winter.

>>2612231
The chances of the sex being consensual, however...

It is zero. I want to have sex with my oshi, not her roommate. I don't give a rats ass about roommates since they're different people to what I like on screen.

i know

My oshi is ogeyrrat1 and I dare not touch the sun....

>>2612478
>he isnt building a device to implant AI into a 3d printed waifu
you're weak

>>2612523
>AI
Spergy dumb cogboy scum. The TRVE vtuber sex is sculpting her roommate into the form of her character and organically programming her to maintain character at all times.

>>2612231
gtfo connor

>>2612231
Well there's ways a tulpa alternative if you're getting desperate

>>2612283
>>2612483
>>2612691
Anons, no matter who you are, we all have our shot at happiness.

>>2612231
The ones I want to fuck most isn't my Oshi but yeah, I guess I have a chance!

>>2612231
I live west coast, so I do in fact have an infinitesimal chance with Ame, though sometimes I wonder with Gura. It feels like she's been streaming at west coast times recently.

>>2612231
It actually is zero because they don't exist, unless you're talking about fucking their roommates

>>2612523
>>2612608
Y'all are dumb. Why would you bring a VTuber into the 3D world to have sex? You should be the one that goes virtual and enter her world where there's no limit to what kind of sex you can have.

become your own oshi and go fuck yourself

>>2612483
How did this guy get such absolute power that he's able to live rent free in the minds of half this board

>>2613077
t.never tried VR
Not being able to feel, to touch is making everything so wrong. It is a phantom, and your brain will be confused at first, disappointed later.

>>2613105
I don't think I can love myself that much

>>2613147
Not that guy but you're thinking too limited! When we dream, it's more real than VR

>>2613077
>Y'all
Virtual sex is as real as your axe wound. It's my IRL throbbing penis that's in love with my oshi.

>>2613105
kek

>>2612231
I want to fuck the shit out of Veibae, maybe that would cure her bitchness.

>>2612231
True, you can wair until someone dox their address travel to Japan, kidnap them, travel outside of Japan and rape them all the time that you want.

>>2612231
Given how my oshi and I live on different continents, yeah, it's a big fat zero. Maybe in a different timeline.

>>2613138
The chad levels in that pic alone should tell you how.

>>2613185
>When we dream, it's more real than VR
It's still bringing same disappointment in the end, but yeah, you are correct.

>>2612231
I don't think Subaru has a fetish for autistic manchildren.

>>2612231
I did the math. They are zero.

>>2612231
Not that it matters anyway since I have next to no sexual attraction to my oshi.

>>2613138
because he's grooming a young dumb SEAmonkey that they all wish they were grooming

>>2612231
note: You won't be consenting when it happens

>>2612283
>>2612483
He's one hell of a cucker.

>>2614113
I don't want to be consenting when it happens.

>>2612231
Even if a miracle happened, the next day I'd get hunted down by a million chumbuds.

>>2614231
Same bro, same

>>2613138
I like him, but i just like to meme about him fucking half the girls.
but i bet there are schitzos who take him as "serious threat"

>>2614079
/thread

>>2614079
Is being socially normal so foreign to this board that they think anyone who isn't completely socially retarded is a groomer?

>>2614869
Non-zomkuck here, it's only grooming if he doesn't knock her up and marry her.

>>2612231
If your oshi is a vshojo, the chances are pretty close to 100

Ive noticed in the past like, week and a half, that the amount of purityfags on this board has skyrocketed. Before then they still existed but they were far fewer. I wonder if we are getting an influx of posters from another site, or maybe an event happened that I'm not aware of that has the shitposters jumping to this stance to try and stir shit.

>>2615103
Only if you mean she would fuck over you.

>>2613147
Hence why you push for tech to get to the point where you can ala The Matrix or SAO.

>>2615224
What's wrong with being a purityfag? do you want your oshi to be cute and funny or would you rather see your oshi have gangbangs with faceless bald men? the reason there're "more" purityfags is that the casuals and the tourists moved on to a different fad and aren't posting anymore, only the people who really cared about chuubas remain.

>>2612483
Pure chad energy

>>2615526
Nothing wrong with being a purityfag as long as you arent shitting everywhere while doing it. As for the other things I do not care what she does as long as she is happy and healthy because that will lead to a longer and more fun career of streaming. If purityfags destroy her happiness they will lose her forever, seems counterintuitive to me.

>>2615224
It's simple.
Vshoujo fans recently started shitting over all the board, maybe because they feel as if they're on rise because of Kizuna Ai collab and including Vei in their team.
That caused the evident repulse from other anons.

>>2612483
I get a bad feeling about this guy. Like, I wouldnt be surprised if he was caught fuckin a 14 year old. idk something just seems off about him....

>>2615224
Puritychads are the default. The invaders are plebbit and twatter illegal immigrants who want the girls to all have sex with bbc. We need the firewall.

I will marry Tia if it's the last thing I do.

>>2613138
He sounds based

>>2615224
I'd like to think that purityfags are the default for most fanbases, but they're easily drowned out by coomposters
Obviously it differs for certain chuubas (such as Marine or Choco)

>>2617082
The dude is a pure milf connoseiour and shit on Loli because he doesnt find it sexualy appealing (but respects his friends who do) he's pretty normal, just a jojofag

>>2614077
Same. I unironically friendzoned her

Why don't purityfags want their oshis to be happy?

>>2615224
Sorry plebbit, puritychads run this place. You need to go back

>>2612231
I'm not trying to though? I just want to watch the dog play kusoge and make funny noises.

>>2612483
I'm legit jealous but not even mad. This chad is going to get to cum inside of Ollie who is in the absolute flower of her youth and fertility.

What is sex with an oshi like?

>>2612231
Yes, I live in the same planet

>>2623141
Sex doesn't exist. Don't believe the glowniggers in this board trying to tell you it exists.

Mines 100% because it already happened

>>2612231
I'm doing it right now actually

>>2614113
Suisei please do not rape Mori.

>>2615103
don't give me a false sense of hope