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Come listen to Roboco!https://youtu.be/l7VPRr7nfHM
I love Reine!!!!
I love Ina!
>>2609318this one?
>>2609333This one.
>>2609333Kiara isn't even streaming...
>>2609318I love this cute and upstanding chimken!
>>2609333I guess
>>2609333its s few seconds older so sure
good times>>>/jp/29342886
poo
MORI LOVE!!!
>>2609331私もイナが大好き!
>>2609342yes, and?
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1383063971620556808
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/DGr7n6y0SJs
Watching Iofi and Watame get together in an odd but completely welcome pairing as the two are being way cuter than usual today playing Monster Hunter Rise together.While both Choco and Lamy are making everyone hard as rocks right now as they both scheduled an ASMR at the same exact time jesus fucking christ.While Mori's feeling lucky punk as she's got another Shadowverse sponsorship and this time she's dusting while building her deck up.While Roboco is using her sexy gasping singing voice to sing some anime songs to her fans in her karaoke.While Okayu is playing Goemen 3, once again showing off her great video game powers as the strongest GAMERS member.While Korone continues to have a blast training and dressing up and reading all the hilarious dialogue in her sponsored Saga Frontier stream.While Marine used her hyper erotic 3D to do some Ring Fit Adventure workouts and is no still in hyper erotic 3D mode, reading through the supachats.While Coco's done running around like a scared dragon and is now cooling off with a supachat reading.While Flare's just being her cool self, having a nice relaxing time playing in Minecraft and talking with her fans.While Pekora's done singing her anime songs and is now cooling down with a supachat reading.While Anya has defeated the boss she sought to defeat in her last stream and now she's streaming the aftermath of doing such a thing in Crystar.While Astel's still not playing Apex yet and is instead using his autism to play through the quirky game Hello Neighbor.While Roberu and his horse racing addiction continue to shine through as he's STILL playing the virtual non-Uma Musume horse gambling game.While Temma and Rikka continue on their long as fuck journey as they've played over 10 hours of Nioh 2 and they're determined to finish all of it in one sitting.So friends, where we at?
Jesus Christ Mori might as well title this as ASMR sleep aid.
I'm losing my mind watching her burn all these cards and I don't even play the game anymore, just log in and open packs.
>>2609333This'n
>>2609342Kiara is always relevant
Chat is dying in real-time because Mori liquefied legendaries
Watch dagger play a kusoge and make fun of it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zhOZflyGCw
>>2609353DONT DO IT GOORUH
>>2609353DON'T DO IT
is /hlgg/ seething yet and mori's choice of deck?
>>2609342so what? We often have OPs with other girls that arent streaming.
>only two threads made, none of them earlybless you lads, you've done us proud>>2609333The other OP is more ontopic, but sure.
>>2609342A non-shit Mori image would have been preferable, but whatever.
Anon is pregnant, WHAT A WHORE!!!!
Who are we watching, /hlgg/?
>>2609342Thank god.
>>2609364Right here friend! Make sure you're getting enough sleep and keeping healthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePZsBaRvJA
>>2609381Dilate.
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1383062839653388289Happy person!
Whats the fucking point of getting a coach if she does this kind of actions without talking with him first>Ok Mori, we gonna make a Forest deck for beat Kiara>....>Mori....>Where are your Forest cards?>GUHWHY SHE IS LIKE THIS
>>2609376
Risu's doing a member stream right now, she's asking about what sort of content we'd like to see more. Anything I should suggest?
>>2609368>>2609374i fucked off due to 2 ASMR streams going on and this game being nothing more than bootleg hearthstone, guess i bailed right on time
>>2609348Based Ame
>>2609379I haven't even been paying attentiont. deadbeat
Bros, why is the robot so cute?
>>2608983It's an alternate universe thing from a Rage of Bahamut anniversary event
i hate these damn fireworks
>Watame has more chemistry with Iofi than Migu???
>>2609376>160 watchingJesus Anya...
>>2609386Mori but if I'm being honest it feels like an obligation and I'm hoping she ends it soon. Going to watch Subaru's RE7 stream once this is done.
>>2609384>It's real
>>2609398Based
I love Ame!I love the cute squeals she makes when she struggles with games!I love her constant positivity and how she'd do anything for her genmates!I love everything about Ame!
>>2609364Ah shit, I forgot that Aruran is also playing through Obra Dimm some more and it's a really good stream you should check out if you get the time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VfUPhCsTkg
>>2609331Ame too!!
>>2609399>I don't want to play Forestcraft, do you have any Shadowcraft decks?There, that's it.
>>2609331H-hey.. m-me too!!!
>>2609318Kentucky Fried Cutey!
>>2609399I'm pretty sure they'll go for themed decks, so either shadowcraft or Bloodcraft for Mori and Dragoncraft or Swordcraft for Kiara.
>>2609401Not the K word
I love THE DEADWEIGHT
>Nene replying to Wakame's tweetprobably knows her via Nishizawa-mamastillWAKAME AS A HOLOMAMA FUCKING WHENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhttps://twitter.com/aconbwakame/status/1383065351219384325?s=20
Is the game really this boring? If it wasn't for Mori I would've switched to another stream.
>>2609386Ayunda
>>2609318if you could marry any holo who isnt your oshi who would it be?
>>2609405The best/worst part is that she's not gonna have enough vials to create the deck she wanted. This is going to accomplish literally nothing.
>>2609331i love xylophones!
>>2609424Hey, I love Ame too!
>>2609376I know nothing about this game but anya's accent is cute
>>2609398Nene cute!
>>2609441Yes.
>>2609376Happy to watch one of the few remaining non-contaminated IDs.
women don't understand card games
>>2609364Right here ayamefriend!
>>2609237>>2609249>>2609261>>2609274>>2609289>>2609297stop testing my patience i warn you orc pigsWHY PROTECT THIS BITCH I DONT GET ITJUST FUCKING SPREAD DOX THATS ALL I ASKlike seriously, you don't even risk ban. just reply to my posts and spread my post ID to other threads as well. just fucking dox her. we can ruin her toegetherthis is the last fucking time i ask you, last chance pig men. if you don't help i will spam dox about other holos. maybe this Mori dox will make you realize i'm serious. just destroy kiara and i'm done thats all i askalso:>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 4 - Personal Information/Invasion/Raid.This block will expire in 11 minutes. [More Info]
>>2609410She was designed to be a top cutie.
>>2609440why does the artist look like he/she almost definitely draws hentai?
>Mori isn't a forest bugfuckerBased
>>2609386Talking with Ayunda
>>2609417she will get to 500 once the JPs log off
>He's still at it
>>2609440God I would fucking kill for her to be a brown Holo mama.
>GONNA LET IT OUT GONNA LET IT OUTW-What...?
>>2609456This is hilarious.
>>2609440Imagine... a tanned cutie holo or tanned oily Amazonian holo. I just want a tanned holo...
>>2609401Kissing collab
>>2609456You really can't take a hint, huh? Sayonara, retardchama.
>>2609444Ayame
>>2609444TowaNeed me a menhera that scratches the walls when she’s upsetti
>>2609454>implying women understand any type of games
>already deadMY FUCKING SIDES
The 153 is now mori doxxing nice
>JWU>Today is Ina break dayShe said she had some pretty important thing to do regarding her IRL self so I hope it goes wellStill>tfw no Ina stream>tfw no Ina gf>tfw no Ina wifeWhy even live
>>2609376>The only way for Dagger to incline was for Ollie to throw herself under the busDaggerfags you better kneel to my zoombie
>>2609401K******
Meido just permaban him
kek it got sniped in under a minute. I guess the meidos woke up already.
>>2609466That shitty PC really fucked her numbers huh?
>>2609376Let's go
Fell asleep 4 hours into the DMC stream so I’m catching the rest of it now and Gura was so fucking cute last night. Post your DMC Guras if you got em
>>2609331I love Ina too!
>>2609386Mori, Korone, Lamy and my indie
>>2609386watching marine say san a lot.
>wake up this morning>made 5 figures off dogecoin overnight, my bank account now has more money than I've ever seen in my life>got my vaccination appointment email so I can start going out places again soon>my oshi is doing members karaoke tonightIt's a good day, anons. It's a really good day.
Mori, no, your heterosexuality...
>>2609444Gura or Ame
>schizo tries entering the festering nests of rrats that is /hlgg/
>>2609459she does
>>2609484She mentioned she only has the day off because she doesn't know WHEN it'll happen and said there'll be a high chance of a guerilla if it's early enough.
>>2609237>>2609249>>2609261>>2609274>>2609289>>2609297stop testing my patience i warn you orc pigsWHY PROTECT THIS BITCH I DONT GET ITJUST FUCKING SPREAD DOX THATS ALL I ASKalso:>Error: You are temporarily blocked from posting for violating Global 4 - Personal Information/Invasion/Raid.This block will expire in 11 minutes. [More Info]
>>2609440Instant 1 millions subs
>>2609456Mori doxx is really commom here, better up you game because deadbeats already beat you on it.
>>2609444Kiara is my oshi but if she wasn't around i would go for mel.
>tamaki announced she's getting married>heard she was going to marriage matchmaking before>suddenly remember choco's situationsomebody, please marry this poor cake alreadyor i will
Risu is talking about stocks right now! Very cute!
Hold up. Shadowverse has Runecraft?Is it any good?
Jesus christ
>>2609376I was promised a brown loli yesterday, where is her?
>>2609520
>>2609484>>tfw no Ina gf>>tfw no Ina wifeInstead of pining over Ina all day, how about doing your self improvement reps so that you can find your own Ina? Or at least do your reps to make Ina proud.
>>2609534nasfaq?
Hag
>>2609444Watame probably
why the fuck is that faggot posting JonTron?
>he thinks that we haven't seen the same images being posted for more than six months now
>schizo thinks mori dox is anything special>meanwhile mori is literally doxxing herself on stream
>>2609440>WAKAME AS A HOLOMAMA FUCKING WHENImagine an age progression Holo. The questiion is, do we have the technology?
Oh god
>>2609547Running amok.
>>2609386Catching up with Ame's Paladins.Was it good in the end? I'm barely 10 minutes in and I still got Gura's DMC5 to finish
How about you start banning the retards that reply too, meidochama?
>>2609536Runecraft has it's high and low, it's either very strong or complete shit, usually complete shit
Numbers rabbit commands you to do your repshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAr2lHZLNyU
>>2609533nigger you cant imagine how much i wish i could. she deserves so much love and happiness
I love this cute shark girl like you wouldn’t believe!
what's with the chuni-ass doxxfag? what set him off?
why is she autisticallly hiding the fucking code
>>2609540IN FIVE MINUTES!
>>2609545Stupid sexy hag...
>>2609440>Nene:
>>2609386>>2609449
>>2609550The amount of times she's referred to herself using her real name is funny as fuck.
>these deck names
>>2609520wouldn't fuck/10
>>2609440>we may get jahy as a holoYES YES YES
>>2609448Hey, me too!
>>2609492
ITS OVER
>>2609569She doesn't know these codes are public
>>2609566No one responding to his Chimkin posts
Be sure to be avaible for nene's 3d!!!!!!
>>2609386
>>2609566couldnt reach the top shelf in the pharmacy to get his meds
>>2609565Really?
>>2609552Truly we are in the kusoge endgame
>>2609560They're deleting the replies, at least. Sorry medios for replying to bait
>>2609534Stop breaching containment risu
AHHH THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE TO WATCH I CAN'T WORK AND WATCH ALL THESE AWESOME GIRLS I CAN BARELY KEEP UP WITH MY OSHI
>>2609545>>2609571Hag holding a fast duck
Are images of pretty girls supposed to upset me and make me stop liking the chuubas? I don't think this was thought through.
>>2609566People laughing at him, which caused him to double down, which created a positive feedback loop that'll only end once his mom's IP gets rangebanned too or he gets too sleepy to shitpost anymore.
>>2609571
>>2609566R U N N I N GA MOK
>>2609591Kek
no thoughts
Why does choco want us to eat curry so much?!?
>>2609597same
Japanese gurame fanfiction found in YT comment section.アメリア「スケベな体か……。ぐらの体の対義語と言うか、反対の意味かしら?」ぐら「アメリア、何か言った?」(コントローラーにヒビが入る)アメリア「ん〜ん。ぐらっていつも可愛くて羨ましいわって言ってたの。」ぐら「ホント? ありがとう。って騙されるか!全部聞こえてたわ!」ゲームに集中しながら悪態をつくぐら。軽く笑いながらぐらに見えないように舌を出すアメリア。(´∀`)
How has Choco-sensei's ASMR been so far bros?
Would you!... Hear this hear this. *Ahem* WOULD YOU! CUM INSIDE TOWA?!
>>2609067Was that doxx supposed to btfo the deadbeats?
Calli their eyes aren't closed, they're just asian...
Reminder that Lamy does ASMR in her underwear. She says her limit is an hour because of how hot it gets in her soundproof room, so you can catch the tail end of her being overheated.https://youtu.be/S14PPvor_Rk
>>2609520your dox has no power here indog, after all we've been through your feeble attempts are laughabledid you expect people to change their minds after such feeble threats? it's pathetic, anon, or it would be if it wasn't so damn amusing
>>2609604>RAMOK???
>>2609627Not the same schizo
Mori I can't stay awake...
>>2609492here!
>>2609619i dont know but i feel like she's making some noises that are making the experience worse, the rubbing just doesnt feel enjoyable to listen to
>>2609622Good, i'm waiting for her to kick in the moans.
IF YOU DON'T HELP ME DESTROY KIARA I WILL POST DOX OF OTHER MEMBERSJUST SPREAD DOX OF KIARA AND I WILL GO FOR EVER I PROMISEIF WE ALL UNITE WE CAN GET RID OF HERJUST HELP ME YOU FUCKING RETARDED ORC PIG MEN
>>2609536based
lazy fat cat
>>2609627Unfortunately we have multiple schizos on right now, though I guess that isn't anything new.
>>2609550Isn't her name K*r*n? It could easily be mistaken by the meme of a naggy middle aged white woman that wants to speak to the mangerStill, she can't keep getting away with it.
>>2609557She really gets into it, especially when she gets past the bot matches, which makes for some comfy moments.
>>2609441The only good shadowverse stream was Ina's and that's because it was literally just a standard drawing stream while talking about pretty much anything except shadowverse
>>2609640Actually better ASMR than her actual ASMR, I'm falling asleep here
>>2609622Keeps asking for my cream.
Don't watch Anya and stop being saviour fags!!!Let her numbers dwindling and hopefully this rude bitch realized she's been shit and hard headed all this time.Sometimes reality needs to kick in for improvement.
>>2609557Gura's DMC5 is better.But it was okay, she had fun even though there were some team infighting and trash teammates like any MOBA.
>>2609566He dove too deep, the truth drove him mad >>2609511
What, this is the first time I've seen this error message before
>>2609621translate it
>catching-up modeHoly crap is this a PS2 game or something? This hurts my eyes
He's LITERALLY running amok
>>2609621Why aren't they schizos like on twitter?
>>2609566Its probably this fucker
oh no, he posted pics and now everyone knows how cute she is, what an incredible victory
>has the most sexual and fetishized design in all of Hololive>is still unpopularWhy?
Those are cute cats
Deadbeats I am not ogey.
>>2609631>Lamy on my right>Choco on my left
>>2609668>he doesn't know about the donut
HEY TEA MATESWANNA HELP ME GET RID OF KIARA OR NO?
>>2609444Legit hard question, but probably someone whose lower energy, like watame, or maybe even aunti aki.
>>2609668Oh no....
>>2609677ARK
>>2609644i'm waiting for heartbeat or something other than "curry" being whispered in my ear so i can mute lamy and focus on her
>>2609380Why do people care about early threads so much?
>>2609566>wewere having a comfy thread watching JPs and Mori and he didn't like it. He posted doxx and got ignored. Then he went into a rampage
>>2609377>>2609378Okay, I wont.
>>2609624in a heartbeat
>he still thinks we haven't see it all
>>2609677Her ASMR is top tier stuff too
>>2609651>>2609675I think that was just the usual end of thread shitposting. Kiara schizo, however, is not that.
>AggroShadowAtleast she is picking a very straightfoward deck to pilot, just go face and win before turn 5 or concede
>>2609677Youtube
Mods just fucking rangeban already
>closed eye chatscters are superiorONE
What the fuck is even going on anymore
>doxxpost>against deadbeats
>>2609677Susan cut her legs off.
Start the ritual
>>2609578jesas fuck look at that.
>>2609668just follow the instruction in pic related it worked for me
>>2609441It's literally a card game, m8.boring is par for the course.
>>2609677>has the most sexual and fetishized design in all of HololiveBut that's Shion
Does anybody else feel like this website has made them addicted to getting angry or is it just me
Why are doxxbeats like this?
>>2609671She had her settings fucked up at first
>>2609677Susan is a fucking whore thats what
>>2609671Ame only has a 3090 anon she can't run it on high setting
>>2609694Okay now I'm frustrated.
>>2609712Mods?????
>>2609712AAH
>>2609668If your image is padded with any type of vbscript/javascript code, this site will reject it. You should be fine as long as you don't rename it to a specific extension and run it.
The only DMC I played was the reboot on 360Is it worth going back to play the old ones or should I just go straight to 5?
I love Ame! Kiara is pretty cool too.
>>2609708I know right, meanwhile my boy is telling me how much she like that Crap dice devil card
>>2609712
>>2609677Youtube hates erolive
>>2609677I love Choco-sensei, but even I know that endlessly playing ARK and Apex at awkward hours won't contribute in fast channel growth. And that's fine, as long as she's happy.
When will this indog manlet kill himself, meidos how about giving him more than 1 day?
>Grudge Teller
WHY DO YOU FUCKS FEEL THE NEED TO MENTION OTHER STREAMERS WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHIGN THAT LOOKS SIMILARJUST FUCKING KYS YOURSELF
>>2609708It just proves that he is a newfag
>>2609675>>2514899 This is Dr cel The guy in this thread is the 30 reply schizo
>>2609677Blame Susan as always. Choco was actually the biggest Gen 2 and one of the biggest holos overall in sub count when they first debuted.
I don't think retardchama understands the concept of unity.
>>2609691It's both older /hlgg/ culture, pre /vt/, and also a way to keep attentionfags who like to create early threads to get all 15 of their ritualposts in, in line. Ritualposting is fine, I guess, but encouraging early threads just gets us four early threads by four different attentionwhores- instead of, you know, a new thread for everyone to talk about hololive.
>>2609671Just keep it on in the background, content wise it’s not worth watching unless you want to hear Ame excited to shill a game she likes for free.
Mori's autism is making it really hard to determine if she actually means her complements or if she's trying hard to shill the game.
Oh fuck the janny is blind firing again. GET DOWN.
>>26097291, 3, 4, and 5 are all worth playing
How can Deadbeats even compete?
[Interesting News] Choco is finger her twat on stream right next to the mic
>>2609671She fixed it later
Anyone know how tall Shao is?
>>2609399>coachDid I miss a Mori stream? When did she discuss getting a coach?>>2609713YGO is fun though
Makes you think...
Holy shit Mori, relax?
Here's your brown cunny
>>2609566I'm kinda curious who is his oshi
>>2609591My fucking sides anon kek
>>2609715Yea there's a good amount of people quite literally and pathetically addicted to hating on something. It's not a property exclusive to this website, but it's certainly present here.
>>2609754QUICK, DODGE AND WEAVE
Would you deadbeats?
>Lamy heartbeatsYesYES
>>2609737In an alternate timeline, Choco and Mel would have been doing collabs with H.Live, and we'd have gotten some legendary ASMR streams.
>>2609754>Oh fuck the janny is blind firing again. GET DOWN.BACKBLAST CLEAREASE!
Why does everyone react to the donut pic?
>Mori will never talk to me this wayWhy live?
thanks meidos
>>2609593Really really!
>>2609755Is 2 completely skippable, or will i miss any 'lore'?I've only completed 1, and was going to do release order.
>>2609754Well at least this time he didn't need me to laser sight the posts that need killing.
>>2609769Ugly designLolicons need higher standards
>>2609756Wait a fucking second, he's wearing a closed back shirt. DO NOT TRUST THIS ERUNE.
>>2609780>2 km dickIt's over, deadbeats
>>2609741Now I remember myself getting mad at the 13 year old kids when Luka appeared on Gura's Miku stream and everyone was saying "OMG IT'S CALLI XDDD".I like to think even she was a bit pissed by the lack of culture of her chat.
>>2609591
>JWU>missed Yopi talking about C*nn*r on Twitter>missed Stenchou RFA>missed Ame members postIt's decided. I'll just have to ruin my sleep schedule if I want to be awake for the good shit. Did I miss anything else?
I want to have SEX with Towa
YOU ORC MEN ARE FUCKING RETARDEDI WILL BE BACK TOMORROWTHINK REALLY HARD ABOUT THIS:EITHER HELP ME SPREAD DOX ABOUT KIARAOR I WILL START POSTING DOX ABOUT OTHER HOLOSYOUR DECISIONSEE YOU TOMORROW
I think I don't like goemon. I'm not really sure what is going on with this game.
>>2609779>>2609754
>>2609769that's a big gate
>Spent two hours watching Mori not even play Shadowverse
Lamy's heartbeats in my head while Choco is jerking me off...
>>2609566some anon called ollie a whore and the SEAchizo goes apeshit
>>2609749>pre /vt/nigger this happened on /jp/ all the damn time and people would just use the earliest thread made if it wasn't deleted. it was even one of the major complaints the 2hus tried using to boot hlg and hlgg to trash.
>>2609787Announcement meme 1 of 6 taking up 15 minutes
>>2609760172 cm
Goorah I need some new ASMR... onegai. I can only listen to your previous one so many times before the loneliness creeps back in.
>>2609787I slightly smiled
>>2609708>Doxxing doxxbeat prime
>>2609741I think it's ok when it's other holosLike if a card shows an angry duck warrior and they say "Subaru?"
>>2609802Kiara wonYou lost
>>2609801Oh it worked now
>>2609802Anon, please stop, my sides can't take it anymore
>>2609758>it's real
>>2609802bye friend! see you tomorrow!
>>2609787holy shit, Trogdor on shitpost review?
is it normal to get hard from listening to a woman's heartbeat? that sound is literally resonating in my dick. or is it because i know i'm situated on top of her breasts in order to hear the heartbeat and that concept is giving me a boner?
>>2609807>>2609807>>2609807>>2609807
>>2609823Stop replying.
Matsuri pandering arc STARThttps://www.reddit.com/user/7216_official/comments/mrwucx/hello/
>>2609791Completely skippable. Even the sequels ignore it. You can try it out but keep in mind it was made in less than a year on a shoestring budget and is almost entirely irrelevant to the story.
>>2609756Fuck OFF
>>2609816>taller than MoriDeadbeats, we're safe.
>>2609802Get a life
LmaoSee you tomorrow then
>>2609802Janny this one right here onegai, I'd recommend punting him up the que to get meido attention too.
>>2609624As long as I don't have to take responsibility.
>>2609843
>>2609754Pretty much prefer that approach to having garbage up in the threads for a thousand posts down the line
Here's a chicken. I hope nothing bad happens to it.
>>2609671Paladins looked like shit since release and that was what, 5 years ago? It'll run on shit laptops for poor people, that's who it was made for.
>>2609843AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2609806W-what did she see or heard to end up like that?
>>2609836I WARNED ALL OF YOU BACK IN JANUARYFESTIVALCOIN TO THE MOON
Man this one really is chuuni-tierlolcow potential
>>2609754WE'RE DROPPING NAPALM DON'T POKE YOUR HEAD OUT THE TRENCHES
>>2609832That or the concept of intimacy gives you a boner. Listening to someone's heartbeat is intimate, sexual or not.
>>2609779I can't believe she said this...
>>2609837>it was made in less than a year on a shoestring budget and is almost entirely irrelevant to the story.What's the story behind DMC2's development again?
>>2609677Susan blames aside, Choco sensei just feel lacks of moviation at times though. She should collab more, and her cooking stream are top notch, sadly she don't see that instead of ARK and APEX
>>2609852>>2609843
>>2609802ogeylet's have lots of fun as in making fun of you tomorrow.
https://youtu.be/kF2Nag475jQ
>>2609851You don't want to raise your own towa baby?
lmao is that a mass ban? goodjob meidos
>the seanig in "Austria" is going to bed at 5 pm GMT+2ohnononono
Lord almighty what the fuck is going on here?
A SEAnig rangeban can't happen soon enough
>>2609769I like the left one more
>>2609799There was no kiara rfa
>>2609714
>>2609811>all the "running amok" replies were seriouswhy is Indonesia such a meme of a country?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1382994234723115011Mori looks small
>>2609883Risu...
I'm laughing so hard at the wave of deleted posts holy fuck
>>2609859She tried propclipping to get out of JailIt didn't work.
>>2609848Stop blind-firing you 70% nigger.
>>2609779Bros, they got me...
fatto catto
>>2609860>FESTIVALCOIN TO THE MOONRight after Anya gets her one million subscribers right?
>49 [Deleted]
What is with ASMR and making me feel like I'm at peace with the world
These asmr streams are a scam.
>>2609864NOW I'M READY TO STRIKEA CREATURE OF THE NIGHTINTO THE FIREA FLAME OF NAPALM STRIKE
>>2609896how could she do this?
Both of these ASMR streams at the same time are too much.
Nuke the thread
>>2609889yeah I noticed that to, like Mori looks like a loli and the pillow is more like those head pillow size
>>2609889I love Mori and fantasize about her all the time...but getting a daki of her still feels a bit weird.
>>2609898meidos!
Meidos please rangeban indonesia like you did back in December/January
>>2609832You desire intimacy. Putting your head between a woman's actual breasts as you cuddle together in bed and make sweet love afterwards.It's a stimuli that makes you think you are getting a bit closer to that ideal
>>2609836Cool. She’s nearing the Big 1M too soon.
I like hololive!
>>2609779INA NO
>>2609902>>2609903The duality of hlgg
THE JANNY IS STILL CALLING IN BANS DANGER CLOSE! ANONS BEING TAKEN OUT WITH THE SEASCHIZOSTAY DOWN!I REPEATSTAY DOWN!
>>2609902polka is the only one who does good dick cleaning ASMR streams
Lamy has quickly become one of the top ASMR holosShe does it a lot now and it's really niceEspecially her lotion segments are super relaxing
Mind broken by orange…
>>2609900No I think Matsuli will get there first but Dagger 1M IMMINENT.
>most of the doxxshits pics can be traced back from the archivefucking kek its not even fucking new
>>2609907This, honestly.
Yes yess!! go nuts!! every faggot replying to bait deserves to banned too nuke the thread if necessary!!
REJOICE Robosas!
>>2609916Then why do you post an indie image instead?
>>2609916yah
>>2609913How does Lamy do it bros...
Meidos please don't hit me too. I just wanna post chicken
>>2609909I love her but.. I live with my parents and i'm already enough of a disappointment as it is.
>>2609832For some reason I read this as that your sitting on her chest and absorbing her heartbeat through your balls. I mean it might work but I haven't ever tried
CHOCO PLEASE, I CANT JACK OFF RIGHT NOW, DONT SIMULATE THE SOUND OR I'LL LEGIT BUST IN MY PAST
>>2609920This nigger janny doesn't have the balls to ban me
>ctrl + w [deleted]>50 resultsWe're barely even 300 posts in holy shit.
Do it.Nuke it
With who?
I HEARD THE BEAT I HEARD IT
>>2609937Why are sheepposters like this?
>>2609959me
>>2609959(You)
>>2609938APEX
>>2609959ollie apex
>>2609952>BUST IN MY PASTAme, pls
>>2609956I love /hlgg/!
you WILL watch Anya play this kusoge
>>2609959kurisu..
>>2609959Anya.
>>2609959With ame
You can't delete me, I'm cute!
>>2609749Is it still /hlgg/ culture? Since this thread moved to /vt/ I can count the number of non-early threads I've seen on one hand. > just gets us four early threads by four different attentionwhores- instead of, you know, a new thread for everyone to talk about hololive.The whole 2hu genocide came from making several threads whenever the current one dies. Regardless of the thread supposed to be early or late, attentionwhores are going to spam threads whenever they feel they're supposed to to try and get theirs picked. This one singular new thread showing up right as one ends is a pipe dream.I don't really care either way desu. I don't really how any of this effects anything.
>>2609956Turns out mental illness responsible for 47 samefags also makes them doxxpost.
>>2609965FINALLY!
I can't even see the color orange correctly...
>Deals 2 dmg to your oshi's enemy followerskek cuckbeats BTFO
>>2609959AnyaShe has a TBD the same day
>put alexa inside mori daki>ask it to fart repeatedly
>>2609971Fuck off dagger I'm already watching my oshi play card game kusoge. I can't take anymore today.
>>2609968meant to type pants, this woman (alongside with lamy) is poking my brain and my dick with her voice
>>2609959Me
>>2609502I hope the vaccine kills you faggot.I'm still seething that I couldn't be assed to find a proper exchange for DOGE until it ditched the under 1c range. When did you get in?
>I thought someone was knocking at my door.>It was literally lamy's heartbeatI feel kinda dumb but also aroused
>>2609959Connor
>>2609959It's a collaboration between Gura's cuncun and my penorI hope you'll like it
So what are the chances that chimkin is watching this rn?
>Meido cleaning up the thread https://youtu.be/pfkBYHFZAt8?t=207
>>2609985Sorry, Anon. It's a very nice color. Perhaps my favorite.
>>2609971
first time being awake in this timezone, are threads always this shit around this hour
>>2609978UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH FAT SHARK THIGHS
>>2609979It doesn't really affect anything. It's just one autist complaining about it for whatever reason to even though it was just as bad in /jp/.
>>2609932The fact that you had to check if they were new reveals how new you are anonchama...
>>2609985Sightlet
>>2609543>so that you can find your own Inadon't kid yourself, to find people who are on the same otaku level as any vtubers is pretty rare. you either need to be really lucky or be active on the hobby side. and pray to god your hobby is relevant
>>2609959Kaichou
Play APEX
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1383072704157290507?s=20thanks Nene
>>2609985What's orange to you?
>>2609985Colorblindchama…
>>2610006Why did you have to do it Gyari...
>Choco's chat is 90% grey>Lamy's chat is 90% greenWhy is it like this
thinking about Ame's stinky farts
>>2610005Probably doing her recording stuff, would have retweeted/liked something on twitter about it.
>>2610011yes, goes on for another 2 hours until the stream discussions actually start and overtake the spam
>>2609988The times don't line up
>>2609985This is probably impossible to answer, but.. what does orange look like to you
>>2609900>has only played Apex 3 times in the past week!>has not been accused of sexually assaulting anyone in MONTHS!>first JP to collab with GoudaIt's only UPHILL from here!
>>2610030Lamy is too powerful
>>2609960The slaughterhouse is our home we relish in carnage. The weak need to be culled to serve as nutrients for the strong
>>2610033Mori go to bed.
>>2610011There was a period where they were getting better but that seems to be going away
>>2610013>earlyfag autists>anti-earlyfag autistsIt's just autism all the way down.
Ramirez said she loves meSEE YA LATER LOSERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuuqjZFeQOsMio and her ukulele
>>2610012
>>2609959Me.
Live now>Morihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vrUEefEKQc>Iofihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90_dHz7Lzo>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7VPRr7nfHM>Marinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLCD0Iv0M5g>Chocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYBh8ArUGsQ>Koronehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePZsBaRvJA>Watamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKkTdSZbIto>Botanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZmBc8HITLM>Okayuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy63ccjRKVM>Lamyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S14PPvor_Rk>Flarehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otkqrXcCkUU>Anyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zhOZflyGCw>Cocohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az2PjLiGLH4>Lunahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J46xkx0qVM>Miohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuuqjZFeQOs
I never get being aroused by this kind of ASMR. There's much lewder ASMR out there.
>>2610019I haven't played Apex since the start of the MonHun arc, and you can't make me go back!
>>2610033
>>2609889Going straight to ebay when it comes
>>2609836>7 = 七/Nana = Na>2 = Two = Tsu>1 = 一/Ichi = I>6 = 六/Roku = Ro>Natsuiro MatsuriHoly shit
>>2610019I will after dinner. I killed the elder queen in Rise and don't feel like grinding for jewels and armors
>Takamori Shadowverse collabsThanks Cover, I hate it.
>>2609985Can you tell us what type of colorblind are u
>>2610051The people he's complaining about are those who make threads a minute or so before the other one ends so I wouldn't even call those "earlyfag autists". It's also why it's just weird to be so upset over it
>>2610059in a bit, when choco stops penetrating my brain with her horny ASMR
Everyone please shut the fuck up or kill yourselves. Mio is beginning her delivery. Please gather.
>>2610019NO
>>2610065robot....
>>2609832I don't know if it's normal, but it makes me diamonds.
>>2609677Sexuality and fetishes are not personality traits.
>>2610060T u T
>>2610038Gura is numerically illiterate. It's not the first time she has put the wrong times on her schedule.
is mori's deck decent?
>>2610064>lewd????
>>2609916based
>>2609979If it gets normalized you'll have 8 extra threads instead of 4, some habitual offenders will get banned, and we'll be right back where we started with the single thread rule again.
Miko is going to watch RE:Damnation on twitch
>>2609985Just looked it up, the color orange looks green to this anon... Imagine looking at kiara and seeing her green bruh
lol.
>>2609959Aqua
>>2610095Noel's room mate
>>2609956To be fair, replies to the shizo also got deleted
>Your boy isnt good at videogames, TEE HEEE TEE HEE TEE HEE
>>2610105a terrifying thought.
>>2610069>Akai Haato = Red Heart
>>2610064if you're referring to lamy, the heartbeat and the actual feel of intimacy is the thing that people watch her, the arousal is essentially a side effect. if it's choco then i agree, her ASMR streams are a bit lack luster compared to what big booba's roommate does, not to mention clussy. but yeah, you're generally right about there being better ASMR streams out there. they simply arent holos in order for these threads to care
>Will you challenge your followers?>Sure! She's never playing this again, is she. At least not until after the Kiara fight.
>>2610105I'd like her more if she WAS green.
>>2610105GREEN HATE
>>2610059Thanks for the reminder Miosha
heartbeat asmr might be my thing...
>>2610064Hololive ASMR isn't meant to be lewd, it's just relaxing. People are mostly exaggerating itt when they talk about it.
>>2610119Has Polka started doing lewd ASMR? I always found them to just be intimate.
>>2610119Polka doesn't have any lewd ASMR. It's all literally pure intimacy.
>>2610040She never played Apex. The first clip has terrible editinghttps://youtu.be/8N_03rx0O70?t=11https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIlvcDLwVhM
>>2610120Would YOU play this shit if you didn't have a corporate sponsorship making you?
>>2609978Fuck she's juicy, can you imagine the marbling on this meat?
>>2610105>Green KiaraI didn't think there was a way to make Kiara's design worse
>>2609921does she do them from her BEHT
>>2610119Keep in mind that it's extra nice to hear a holo you personally like doing ASMR and whispering to youYeah there are thousands of ASMRs out there and I can find much lewder ones with ease, but I don't "know" those girls so it's not quite the same.
>>2609328She's the best!
>>2610105But what does he see when he looks at green? And how did they find this out?
>>2610064You know there's literally porn ASMR right?
>>2610064ASMR is not for sexual
>>2610108Where's Haachama?
>>2610097It's been normalized though. It's been this way on and off on /jp/ and ever since the thread moved to /vt/. I don't see why a thread created like a minute in advance is a big deal anyways.
>>2610105GREEN WOMAN BAD
>>2609978Gura has a FAT ASS
>>2610086i've said it before and i'll say it again - the thing that REALLY gets me rock hard in a matter of milliseconds is the sound of reine drinking water. lamy's heartbeat is very pleasant and the image of choco engulfing me in her soft milkers is very arousing, but there are non-ASMR related sounds that influence me way harder
My ear feels funny
Explain yourselves, takos.
>>2610144He's talking about festival you mong, "first *JP* to collab with Gura" should've been a clue.
>>2610127apparently the original anon who dreamt of the 6th holoEN was colorblind and dyslexic
>>2610168They're doing a good job shilling. I just reinstalled the game after 3 years
>>2609985get this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSD7-TgUmUY i t will literally change how you see the world
>>2610137>>2610140i was referring to her dick cleaning ASMR
I´m sorry Mori, But I watched Choco´s ASMR instead of you.
>>2610170Interestingly enough I have this bookmarked https://streamable.com/tvxk8n
>>2610108
>>2610127Fuck you Fortuna, leave my mom alone.
>>2610074Really? Wow. I assumed he was complaining about the occasional people who make threads like 80-60 posts in advance in dead hours. Being upset about threads being made like a minute in advance is peak autism.
UNITY LOVE
>>2610169The way I like it
>>2610189This but with Marine and I'm not sorry, fuck this "game"
>>2610192lol.
>>2610176Once Ame milked Ina for her ink she has been targetting Takos to get her fill.
>>2609326I love my robot wife
>>2610117Gauru Gura = Gawr Gura
>>2610127>pinkoid hands typed this post
>>2609871the problem is that choco is an asmr streamer and susan REALLY hates asmr that it almost fucking pruned choco's channel twiceand she doesnt play that many games
>>2610179I am retarded. Sorry...
>>2610188When was that? I've been swamped with work I haven't been able to keep up with her member stuff.
Pavolia...Subscribe to her channel and buy her membership.
>>2610158https://www.colourblindawareness.org/colour-blindness/types-of-colour-blindness/#:~:text=People%20with%20deuteranomaly%20and%20protanomaly,of%20blue%20and%20purple%20hues.
>>2610155i actually think quite the opposite. t. deadbeat and mori's ASMR sounds unbearable to me. i cant explain it but i'd take any JP's ASMR stream over hers
>kazoo cover of shadowverse bgmthis fucking dork
>>2610064I can't get into lewd ASMR. The emotional attachment I have to Holos is what makes stuff like this enjoyable. Someone I like doing slightly ecchi stuff is way better than someone I don't know trying to inhale an ASMR mic.
>>2610176I'll do anything to make Ina happy
>>2610176Holy shit! Amelia literally fucking scalped Ina!How could she?!
>>2610189If you're a deadbeat, you are weak willed.
>>2609996I got in at 3c back at the end of january and just kept pumping money into it and swinging the dips and pumps for the past few months.
>ctrl + f (Dead)(You)>134 results
Uh, teamkeks???
>>2610185>Koopa is actually an orange woman named Kloey
>>2610207That was a good karaoke stream.
>>2610226Noel and Mel's room mates are great because of that connection desu
>>2610155100% this. the only time i have ever experienced the "ASMR" effect was with my oshi. for me it's way more about that than about how "skilled" she is at it.
>>2610192Reminds me of the black duck from wakfu
>>2610030Lamy is just mommy milkers rushia.She gets a shitton of SC as well.
Anyone watching dagger?Does she love that game or is she just autist
>>2610156not him but i remember someone posting about hentai vtubers or some shit that streamed. htbuers or something. do you by any chance remember the actual term?
>>2610170If there's something that immediately gets me, it's stomach gurgles.
>>2610188Polka doesn't have any.
>>2610229AHHHH GREEN WOMAN BAD
>Fat Cat playing GoemonBased
>>2610176If my priestess wants me to play with Ame, I'll do it.
>go to sleep while doxxfag was posting old timeloop rrats about Gura>wake up to see blind doxxposting about all HoloENDMC5 stream was that good, huh.
>>2610226I do like ear licking thoughSadly that's where they draw the line for hololive nowadays. Might get an ear nibble or two but no more ear licking
>>2610103Is that film any good?
>>2610229AAHHHHHHH I HATE GREEN WOMAN
POLKA IS ORUYO
>>2610246She basically does whatever the fuck she wants with 100% confidence.
>>2610105Annoying Green...
>>2610199>no tailinto the trash
Anya fat shaming...
>>2610229Mori loves this
God I love Choco asmr
>>2610249i can barely hear them during streams usually so i cant say
>>2610237Every Roboco karaoke is good karaoke.
>>2610170Reine eating that fruit in the members stream yesterday was good as well.
>>2610256I think Choco used to do ear licking at one point
>>2610232you're a retard for swinging, but lucky you for getting in at such a comfy spot. Keep holding till $1 for me.
>>2610199>no tailInto the trash it goes.
>Choco 11k viewers
>>2610229LIME WOMAN BAD
>>2610246A little bit of both.
>>2610246I'll watch her as soon as Choco is finished with me.
>>2610192
>1 am>This is when all the good shit is onFuck this time zone
>>2610247There are vtubers on Youtube doing lewd shit, but I was specifically talking about porn/hentai ASMR where they moan and whisper in your ears how much they want you to shoot your goo in them.
How can someone be stuck in a cooler?
Reminder!
Mori isn't that good at shilling. Ame was far better in her recent Paladins shill stream.
>>2610246She legitimately enjoys this kusoge. Don't question it. She has a peculiar taste.
>>2610262POL!
>>2610248>>2610217you cant fucking tell me you havent come across her old streams or that one fucking streamable that gets posted here from time to time
Went to bed expecting Gura's sc reading to go on for another hour or so but it turns out she ended it 15 minutes later.Talking about the daki mod was cute.
>>2610147Don’t tell me you like shark thighs you weirdo
anya just bugged that monster in the doorway...
>>2610229what's the power level of Kiara Verde.
>come to thread to say a baby is getting drunk again>tranny janny going schizo againSasuga
>>2610298pachi pachi
>>2610189Don't worry, anon. You'll meet your oshi in gen 2!
>>2610273Ina's Drawing ASMR was blessed, Gura had a moment, and Mori's was immediately audible, so those were all hits for me.Wish they would do more, but I know it's completely fucking weird to normal people and they'd never actually indulge that.
>>2610296My old job. Homie works at a grocery store or something and is pretending he's stocking milk while he takes a 20 minute to watch the stream.
>>2610303The last time I watched one was when she got really emotional.
>>2610301Those 3 voice lines in a loop are driving me mad
>>2610255They tried a tiny bit during the stream as well but couldn't gain any traction. The SEAbugs always get uppity when Gura or Ame is having a good time.
>>2610300It wasn’t sponsored though... she just likes the game please understand
>>2610262>flare's thighshnnnnnggggh
>>2610233Damn, does anyone know how good Taiwanese pussy is?
Choco's asmr is working on me. Damn I love it
Bros this mio karaoke is so comfy...
Jesas fuck Choco I was enjoying the ASMR but that whispered "membership archive ok???" immediately made me bust out laughing god dammit
>>2610246shes what happens when you give a /v/ermin a vtuber model so who can tell
>I wouldn't put it past Kusotori being good at this gameMoririn...Kiara is literally the worst at games in EN.
>>2610274This is also true.
>>2610331>Noel: shuba shuba donald duck
>Ask for membership>People become membersChoco power....
>>2610256Polka does at least one ear licking segment per members ASMR. Hearing the strands of saliva as the rolls her tongue out of her mouth is goddamn mindblowing, and the breathy pants she does while licking only make it more intense.
>>2610298NEXT MEME
>>2610255Yup, you can tell Gura has a good schedule/stream if it puts the schizos into overdrive
Is Anya playing a Genshin clone?
>>2610331Gotta push those numbers when people's defenses are low.
>>2610298
>>2610246She likes it, but she also likes chat suffering. Two birds with one stone for her.
>>2610294again, can you tell me what term to look for? preferably japanese because english sounds too close to porn and i dont fuck with that anymore
>>2610335But what if Kiara actually believes in the heart of cards?
>>2609444Choco
>>2610352i fucking wish
>>2610335Kiara is weirdly good at a few of the clubhouse games so I wouldn't be surprised at all if she has a hidden knack for TCG.
>>2610335She has the luck
Do you think holo girls enjoy knowing that so many people around the world are masturbating to them whispering and giving you ASMRDoes it empower them and reassure them in their femininity?
>>2610360Doesn't work nigger. I beliebed when I was 14 and it failed everytime.
>>2610164If you're referring to the minute-early threads instead of those that try to start at 1200 posts I guess it's mostly harmless. But it also used to be that all threads except for the most active one would get actively pruned, now it seems like they're just left up to be used hours later.
>>2610349any chance you have a clip of that? i cant really picture what you mean but knowing it's polka, it has to be some top tier shit
Polka JWU and has joined Flared for an impromptu collab. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otkqrXcCkUU
>>2610073>>2610039>>2610023Protanopia I looked up one of these funny filter things for you guysI don't know how accurate it is though
>>2610352I watched every stream of this, but I can't tell you to be honest. All I remember is that is has a depression meter for super attacks and it's full of lolis.
>>2610349That paired with all the whispered I love Yous and kisses really makes Polka's ASMR powerful. I hope she gets into it again since she recently mentioned she is really embarrassed about it.
>>2610382Sounds like you didn't belieb hard enough, faggot.
>>2610354Based
>>2610376Yes. I can confirm this is a thing.
>>2610376There are also people who just enjoy the intimacy and don't masturbate.It feels good to make other people feel good.
how does one become a schizo? it sounds fun, unironically
Anti-Guramekeks have been real quiet for a few days now. What happened, fags? Wasn't Gurame supposed to be dead? Oh nyooooooooooooo. Oh nyo nyo nyo nyo nyoooooo.
>>2610276i'm not a member to her yet but i might get an ARS one soon t. poor fucking uni student
Mori I'm sorry, I really tried, but this is one of the most boring streams.
>>2610359Not sure about Youtube but check japaneseasmr
>>2610296There was this one guy that got stuck behind a cooler and died. His corpse was found like 10 years later at 2019.
>>2609444Watame
>>2610399Drink tap water from Indonesia
>>2610382You clearly didn't!
>>2610335What if Kiara is weirdly good at card games?
Roboco's singing today was great!! And I'm looking foward to APEX later!
>>2610398>Wasn't Gurame supposed to be dead?Is this what the voices in your head told you people were saying?
The collab was ok, but my chicken wife was extra cute that day, I guess she was happy for callabing again with Calli. It took me like 3 hrs to finish this... >Giggleshttps://streamable.com/tp4h7c>Extras1https://streamable.com/8xw7yj 2https://streamable.com/mns1ci
>>2610398Oh so that's what the pic is supposed to be.
>>2610399just be really really bored.
>HOO>HA>HAAAH>CHACHA>IKURISHTA>HAHAHAnya, I'm gonna fucking chachop my fucking head off. Why did you pick this game?
>>2610382>>2610360My grandpa died when I was a kid and I thought "Oh cool I'm kinda like Yugi now!" But when I tried thinking about him to activate the heart of the cards it didn't work at all...
>>2610386looks just a little darker to me compared to the original
>>2610323when i say old i mean OLD, you feel me? VERY old
>>2610408That site really is the best
>>2610386That just looks like normal kiara to me
>>2610398That pic is super cuteDon't listen to retards by the way.Don't start spamming "muh Iname is dead" either during the collab, all ships are cute
>>2610409Did he not make a smell?
All of this vtuber shit """culture""" and retarded simping is gay as fuck, but Pekora and goorah are cute, ngl.
It has been 16 hours since Ina's last stream
>>2610399Chronic exposure to the color orange.
>>2610423Oh hey my grandma had that board game.
>>2610446thanks anon
>>2610446Every person who replies to this post except me is a dumb niggerfaggot.
>>2610415>inb4 her mom played MtG or YuGiOh and taught her
>>2610386If that is what you see, not that bad really
Ah yes, my right ear...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-VngJTUdmEWhy didn't you guys tell me about this, it's great
I'm sorry guysMy fellow investigators are all dumb and all the top suggestions for the zatsudan collab tonight are 99% boring shit
Please come to watch my cute daughter streaminghttps://youtu.be/0J46xkx0qVM
>>2610417>I will catch it live when I wake upNice!
>>2610446>but Pekora and goorah are cuteProofs?
>>2610229ORANGE GOODGREEN BAD
>Mori read the sc...
>>2609490She is boring.
>>2610386I like it more than the real chicken, it's easier on the eyes
>>2610446Congrats on your first post, anon>>2610456not true
>>2610423her Giggles sounds cute, much better than the chicken laugh
>>2610414>>2610391I'll tell you what happens when you belieb in the heart of the cards.... A literal nigger will attempt to steal your binder full of cards. Only to find out you have a small padlock on your backpack cause you know all the shits will try to steal your holofoil gold. At which point you tell the teacher and he gets suspended.
>>2610456>except mepfft, you're one too, face it
>>2610446I'll say I enjoy the content but besides buying the membership of my oshi I don't see the appeal of donating 100+ bucks every stream just to be noticed, and I've been in Hololive for a while so you'd imagine the desire to do that would grow in me.
>>2610458I would love if Kiara's mom just taught her all this shit that she always seems to use as a solution whenever a problem comes up for her.
hmm~
>>2610386It's like someone forgot to turn off the sepia color filter all the way.
HOW THE FUCK DO I FIND A DORKY WIGGER RAPPER THAT LIKES TTGL AND RPGM GAMES
>>2610382Did you really beleeb though?I bet you played some meme meta shit and not whatever looked coolest and had the biggest numbers.It doesn't work if you're not playing cool shit like Junk Warrior with the signature spell or machines with 3 copies of limiter removal.
>>2610483One day someone'll ask her if she'll ever collab with Ina again
>>2610468zion's usseewa is still superior
Thoughts?
>>2610474Good thing Ame has never cared about Discordfags like manipulating and instead reads what's in the comments.
>>2610450and it'll be more than another 24 hours till the next one
>>2610398Holy crap that's adorable. I like a few of the ships but SameAme is one of sweetest.
I'm not sure what Choco is doing but this rubbing sound is really giving me the ASMR tingles. It's like having your hair lathered with shampoo at a barber shop.
>>2610483>KFP>RinInto the trash it goes
>>2610483Should've mentioned Amesame too to see if she'd forget Ina like we did.
>>2610386Wow that's actually pretty bad, you see kiara in a dirty yellow color
>>2610393How so?
>>2610499Engage in communities outside of this one, for one thing.
>>2610474Did you really expect anything different though?
>>2610474as if ame cares about the numbers, she'll look through and find what she likes
>>2610434Based chuuni
>>2610474>Gura seems to be pretty interested in gardeningI mean she does but do you really want her to talk about plants for an hour?
>>2610458They did, but I recall her being able to beat Kiara even when kiara cheated. So I doubt tenchou learned that much.
>>2610491I believe it!
>>2610386BROWN-ish WOMAN BAD
>>2610155This is the main reason I listen to Gura ASMR while falling asleep>tfw she sounds like she's right next to me>tfw she blows in my ear>tfw she nibbles on my ear
>>2610509I don't think Bowson is that tall, is she?
>>2610059I don't feel my worries anymore
>>2610483PLEASE COLLAB MORE PLEASE COLLAB
>>2610499Go groom indies. Like a solid third of them are /v/emmes at this point.
No Mori don't say it!
This fucking dork.
Damn Mori nice Kaiba impression
>>2610534unironically yes
>>2609876
>>2610446t. clipniggerAway
>>2609627I dont post doxx
>>2610491Based
>>2610423ONE
>>2610534Yes
>>2610491Yugioh niggers were the fucking worst. No idea why theft was so prevalent in that community.
>>2610499Go to literally any US con
RRATS?https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1383078567005736963?s=20
>>2610543Mind if I join you?
>>2610383>If you're referring to the minute-early threadsYea that's what I'm referring to. I can't say I've seen many that start as far back as 1200 posts but I can't really say I bother checking either. It seems like instead of pruning the meidos just leave the other threads up to be recycled. Not sure if that's better, worse or even makes that much of an impact on anything.
Mio's singing feels so comforting
>>2610085My dick disagrees! but seriously once you watch her you will notice that choco is actually a very sweet and dorky woman, even autistic at times, it was pretty surprising for me when since it doesn't line up with the expectations set by her first impressions.If you were to ask i would say that her only faults is that she can be kinda bland at times, but her lack of popularity was just a matter of bad luck with the youtube algorithm hitting her primary form of content and being part of the early gens without being a clipbait machine.Give her a watch you won't regret it
Choco english..
>>2610563>>2610555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDQdwG7DwbQFoobs?
>>2610499Groom younger girls and BUILT your own Mori.Or Groom shitty indies like that one green haired slutYou didn´t heard this from me
>>2610534i would listen to gura talk about anything for an hour
>>2610534yes.
>>2610474I mean it's better than any doxbait topics so there's that. Even I have a hard time thinking any better topics for them to talk about so I did not comment shit
>>2610534Absolutely yes.
>>2610509The thought of seven foot tall Bowson makes me much scarier. I do like how much Ame loves Bowson.
Finally, uncutfags are getting their dry handjob from choco.Oh shit it's over already.
>>2610566>It's not towa baby
>>2610534Yes!
CHOCO KISSED ME
>>2610566She has "happy" in brackets, it's probably announcing something new.
>>2610593especially something she's interested in that makes her feel good about herself.
>>2610423Based
>>2610479
CHOCO JUST KISSED MY DICK
>>2610474Ame wouldn't choose like that anyway.
>>2610534absolutelyif i can listen to ame talking about fish for an hour i can easily listen to gura talking about plants
>>2610483reminds me of that Gura banner begging Gura to collab with a senpai
>>2610534Uh, yes?
>>2610566>Friend is getting married as well
>>2610595I told them to talk about /x/ stuff but that's it.
>>2610610me on the left
>>2610566>【嬉しい】well at least it's happy newsCONGRATUALTIONS ON THE MARRIAGE, FRIEND
>>2610593I bet I could prove you wrong
>>2610446I quite enjoy watching these girls doing dumb but funny things while not being pozzed lefty whores
>>2610566Machine translation she uses is weird, just says "Small announcement for 30 minutes"
>>2610385Flare has become the fucking collab master these days. She's gonna use the power of friendship to catch her genmates and reach 1M subs.
>>2610566Oga finally did it....
>>2610629to me btw
Mio mama voice... so soothing...
Holostars EN is /hlgg/ who gets in?
>>2610587???
>>2610444Apparently no one noticed, in addition to being behind a cooler, it was also a 12 ft drop.https://people.com/human-interest/mans-body-found-10-years-later-behind-refrigerator-at-supermarket/
Doing my reps, why did no one let gura know she doesn't have to charge up her sword for the SAED...
Wait, it's Live Again?
pachi pachi
>>2610630Not possible
>>2610567Not at all, let's enjoy it while it lasts
I'm getting on a flight to Japan right now so I can marry Choco
>>2610642Me and those 3 lads>>2610680>>2610692>>2610700
>>2610661not this shit again.
>>2610475Dumb baby getting drunk again
Rate the stream
>>2610423Really damn cute
>>2610661Nah, it's pronounced Live Again.
>>2610661no it's Live Again
>>2610509
>>2610610me on the right
>>2610661Always has been.
>>2610639It worked on me, it's a really smart idea.
male voice on okayu's stream...
>>2610677sex
I cant wait for tomorrow
Mio's voice kinda reminds me of my mom...
>>2610688
>>2610656She was told pretty early, and her response was something to the effect of "what's the point of the chargeblade if I don't charge the blade?"She's playing the way she likes.
>>2610695that was me, i'm sorry
>>2610509Nice.
>>2610548>>2610589NOT HIM BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO JAILTHIS SHIT IS NOT FUCKIGN FAIRJUST GIVE ME A WEEB GF WITH GOOD TASTE
>>2610710Is your mom hot?
>>2610384I don't have any clips since it's a membership stream, but basically when she goes into lick the mic, she opens up her jaw wide and sticks out her tongue, and as that happens the strands of saliva stretch and then break as the distance gets too long, which kind of makes this wet sound. It's especially noticeable in her Christmas ASMR and her most recent one. It's a subtle detail I didn't notice on my first listen, but once I heard the sound it made things a lot more lewd.
>acapella radwimpsMio wants to kill me
>>2610610
>>2610723
>>2610534Hell yes. It'd take that over blowjob asmr any day
I love this retard
>>2610642DamascusCunny RoadsTakobroKlaius
>>2610723I NEVER SAID UNDERAGE YOU SICK FUCK
>>2610566MARRIAGE ANNOUNCE LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>2610509Bowson is a terrifying creature.
>>2610534Only if it's this plant.WHY did both Coco and Gura quit just before reaching Hardmode? WHY???
Mori outro continues to be scuffed. RATE THE STREAM
Can’t wait for more
Morichama...
Mio is blessing my ear
Mio.....
>>2610629It’s me by the way
>>2610312hes deleting posts that reply to it which is what he should be doing
Marine's superchat reading is more relaxing than any ASMR I have heard. Am I falling in love with this hag?
>>2610672Could you imagine the wedding sex you'd have in the quarantine hotel? Literally nothing better to do than eachother.
HOLO CN HIGH FIVE OUT THERE, I SEE YOU
>>2610656There are like 100 things I wish I could make Gura learn about MHUnfortunately if I go and post even a fraction of them on her comments she'll 1) never see it anyway2) not care3) I'll just look like an autistIn a way it's infuriating to watch streamers play a game you know so much about because you always feel like "If only I could just let them know about this thing" but you just gotta overcome it I guess. For example, it would only take someone a few seconds to teach Gura about item loadouts. But it won't happen, she will never learn and will always not only be inefficient but not benefit from how easy it is to always bring the same, restocked item pouch with you on a hunt.The difference between using item loadouts and manually restocking from your box is immense.
>>2610745Grooming implies underage though
In front of the sponsor as well... well played moririn
I don't like corporations interacting with Holos as much as I dislike non-holos interacting with them.
>>2610566She got another cat!
>>2610446>Retarded simpingI would disagree with you but I see the schizophrenic autists that send a long ass poem as lesser than human by this point
No wonder why she likes the game. It is so edgy
>>2610458She has already mentioned her whole family was into MtG, phoenix mom is actually based beyond belief. I think i like her even more than kiara
>>2610750The outro made it for me, 10/10
>>2610750Cute shill stream for 2.5 hours but the ending was worth it / 10
RATE THE STREAM (?)
>>2610780clap clap
>>2610780palc palc
>>2610791Best face when she sees your cock/10
>>2610791Didn´t watched it/10Choco´s ASMR stream was a 10/10 though
>>2610724She passed away 3 tears ago...
>>2610593What if she talked about how she hates pathetic weak betas like you? like how she did with V
>>2610783>picNIGGERMAN TASUKETE
this is like JP hoursare any of you even watching them or just avoiding your reps?
>>2610725>>2610726>>2610741>>2610769Based scuffed Peace posters
>>2610791dumb dork/10
Wrong board holofags>>>/vt/
>>2610803Oh. Was she hot?
>>2610474>collab tonight are 99% boring shitcome on anon, I've asked every single time, what topic do YOU want to talk about
it always sounds like some random mic laying around is picking up Anyas voice instead of the intented one
>>2610810HELL YEAH GET HIS ASS
>>2610803oh..
>>2610810are you okay
>>2610784I feel like I got a papercut just looking at that.
Is this thread safe for a Kiara fan yet?
>>2610791Boring content, but cute reaper reactions/10clipniggers have a lot to work with
>>2610791/10
Mio~
>Risu playing Euro Truck SimulatorWould it be kino?
>>2610810are you lost 2hufag?
>>2610791please play the dmc series, mori
>>2610822>>2610826oops
>>2610780This is the only decent one
>>2610816Not really...
>>2610803
>>2610767I watch it to see them fumble and genuine like it when you can see them improve. I started getting into Mori when she was playing Doom because of this. Though it can get tiresome to watch if they don't improve. It's why I watch Ame.
>>2610566i'm so happy for my boy Oga.
>>2610642R. RatmanFat Cat posterDamascus
>>2610844My condolences.
>>2610827Was it ever not?
>>2610509Guramechads, how we doing?
>>2610803so she's cold, that's fine too.
>>2610540I did the same with Ina's drawing ASMR stream. I put it on before going to bed, and it felt like she was right there in my room, drawing and talking to me while I was falling asleep. Best sleep I've ever had in a while.
>>2610791Surely there's better content to do, Mori...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=159MXyj2Rco
>>2610837Wouldn't it basically just be a Zatsudan?
>>2610804>t. Doodoo doo
>>2610804UOOOHHHHHH
>>2610810Fuck yeah, show em
>>2610534Listening to people talk about what they're passionate about is always fun, even if you have no interest in the topic at all. Unless you're autistic. You're not an autist, are you anon?
mioooooo...
>>2610574Mio's not my favorite by any means, but yeah it's great. I always make time for these streams of hers.
>>2610791Really boring game but Mori's reactions and enthusiasm were worth staying around for>>2610830>spoilerNot enough "dad" moments so clipfags won't care
>>2610843is she looking at cococok?
Meanwhile in homo stream
>>2610767bruh that's what fuels that superchat money, as well as the clout chasing.
>>2610791bubbly reaper/10
>>2610810
>>2610886
Anya's game is legitimately trash. Even Neptunia games are higher quality than this.
Mio's stream is making me feel things
>>2610803>/VT/ MY MOM DIED LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2610848>I watch it to see them fumble and genuine like it when you can see them improveYes, don't get me wrong, it's fun to see them improve.The problem is that there are some things that you can't just "improve". Either you know about them or you don't.Gura will never "naturally" learn about item loadouts, fast travel or stuff like that just by playing the game. Whereas she might figure out effective move combos that do good damage just by observing and adjusting.You know what I mean?
I love this facking cute wulfu so much!
2610810Stop replying to that post
>>2610837FUCK YES IT WOULD
>>2610661This is one of my favorite memes.
>>2610862>drawing and talking to me while I was falling asleepbut having the ASMR mic pick up scribbling noises was her excuse to stop talking
>>2610901Everyone knows that already.
>you will never have a hag mommy gf
>>2610791She always makes it worth it in the end/10
>>2610780This will totally show up in stream
>>2610710Huh I only looked at mommy chuubas as an outlet for my mom fetish. I never thought about the people who actually associate them with their own mothers.
>>2610902>I can't use my Eren reaction pic folder anymore since his character got assassinatedFeels fucking bad man
>>2610837I've been waiting for a Euro Truck Sim arc for a while now.
>>2610916she talked enough and we even got to hear her stomachit was a blessed stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDQdwG7DwbQSo. What is this?
>>2610803Why'd she die right after you started crying?
>Mori = Grim Reaper>Red = color of blood
>>2610907Listening to Mio at lunch to gather energy for the rest of the day
>>2610928That's one way to put it, big ups.
>>2610927Bro, anon gf becomes a hag mammy with time. You can't lose.
>>2610942W-what?!
Rate the stream, Prisuners! I liked it!
>>2610837ETS has a tendency to draw the most profound moments out of any streamer that plays ithttps://streamable.com/bwcqdx
>>2610868that's the idea
This is the current thread>>2609318
>>2610933Good. I hate SnK fags
>>2610863Doing fucking greathttps://files.catbox.moe/npi3i7.m4a
>>2610862The first time I listened to extremely cleanly recorded high quality ASMR I actually shot up straight over the sound of a door opening.It sounded so real and "3D" that I was certain someone actually just opened the door of my apartment, but it was just part of the ASMR sound effects.
>>2610906Yes, I understand. Some people just start up games and don't bother looking at all the possible things you can do. For example, I'm sure many people here don't look at the keybinds for games they play and don't know about little QoL shit that exists and play the entire game like that. I saw it all the time on threads on /vg/.
>>2610939Clearly FBK is going to inform us
>>2610960W-what?!
>>2610961SnKfags hate themselves even more. Hey, me too!
>>2610566>Risu announces a duet cover with Oga for their birthdays>FBK immediately release a cover with Oga and Shien>Risu has a zatsudan with Oga to follow up their birthdays celebration>Emergency Demonfox vidya collab>HoloID 3D is announce and Risu will go to japan>FBK makes this stream the day afterThis my first rrat post and I feel disgusted.
>>2610958expected chums inside you but I guess he got banned already
>>2610942>is real
>>2610960wait, this isn't /jp/?
>>2610673I like it!
>>2610979Good, good.
>>2610974>open the stream>It's Fubuki literally saying the word Inform for 30 minutes in japaneseIt would put Haachama's shenanigans to shame.
>>2610933>snkfags can't use their images anymore because the writer assassinated all their charactersThank you for becoming a mass-murderer for our sake, Isayama.
>>2610933Didn't like the ending either but give eren a break, it's a normal reaction from a 19 year old boy who doesn't get to enjoy his life with his first and only love
Aruran can't stop playing Obra Dinn...
>>2610958I expected a different ets clip
>>2610853>Fat Cat posterI will stream unranked Dota 2 and Stronghold exclusively and get fired for calling russians the niggerword
>>2610677Sex
>>2610992No this is /aco/.
>>2610955Ayunda giggling gives me motivation/10, also glad to see her talking about her content.
>Mioboard>Can't post MioH-hags....
What are some RJs that come close to what it would be like to have sex with Gura or Shion
>>2610642All me
>no images>over 600 posts to doWhat are >we supposed to do?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1383073949437792261>I'll be performing some new karaoke, and ALL of the new EP's songs, so check them out beforehand! >some new karaokeBased.
>>2610933Kek, get fucked
>>2610987I'm rooting for my friend!Don't let that fucking dagger cuck you, FBK, go claim Oga's dick for yourself!
>>2609920Threads going too slow to notice this edit:https://files.catbox.moe/nmgsrl.webm
>>2611028what's RJ?
haha, time for more Nanana noiseskill me
>>2610853>vinegar collection zatsudan>"going primal" ASMRFund it.
>>2611027how old?
DREAAAAAAAAAAAAM
>>2611032We could talk about our feelings...
>>2611037I'm just hoping she remembers the songs she was going to do during her million sub marathon but couldn't
>>2611008>I will stream dota 2I will unironically watch you
please enjoy some random gura clipshttps://files.catbox.moe/7xgnmh.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/74gknj.webm
>>2610932People watch holos not only for coom or gfe. Some people actually use them as a substitute for friend or family
I love Mori
>>2611037Are you ready for exactly>ONEnew song?
>>2610837Euro Truck Simulator is one of the comfiest games ever for some reason, I would love it if Holos started playing it
>Your oshi>Would you like her if she had the opposite type of boobs? Ex: Rushia and Gura are now titcows while Noel and Coco are flat as a board.
What happened to the images wtf
>>2611044How fucking new?
Lamy mommy is my God.I will do anything that she does.I will enjoy anything that she does.Let's all love Lamy mama.
>>2611044Robert (downey) Junior
>>2611070TowaTowa's size is in the middle so nothing changes?
>>2611032Work on your English, ESL-kun
https://files.catbox.moe/xburri.mp4cursed video do not open
>[mouse click] [mouse click] Hi, everyone. Can you hear me? Hello hello. Oi huhaha. How about over here? Can you hear me over here? Hello? [gasp] Shark on your right side. Same [en: shark] on your left side, hii. [gasp] You can hear me. Hi. Are you ready for today? Today I'd like to treat you to something nice. Something relaxing. Just the two of us. You and me. I want you to relax, turn off your lights, put in those headphones, and close your eyes. I want you to let me take care of you today. Today I'm going to massage your ears a bit, clean them a bit, and talk to you about my day if that's alright. Is that alright? Huhahaha. Okay. Let's start.>[rubbing sounds throughout] First I want to clean your ears with a very soft towel. Gently. Are you ready? "Yes, chef" I see. Just gently stimulating your ears, preparing them. And now the other side ooh, do you feel that [gasp]? Are you in bed today? Have you had a stressful day today? I want you to know that, for this next stream, you're allowed to relax and let all your worries melt away.>Okay. Now we're going to start my favorite part [inhaling] [jar lid opening]. Ooh, nice. Very, very nice, you hear this? [rubbing lotion on hands] Mmm? Mmm [rubbing lotion continues]. Can you hear this? Can you feel this? Can you feel? Are you ready for this? Close your eyes. Let all your worries melt away. For, right now in this moment, it's just you and me, and the calm serenity around us. Sshhh. [extended sound of rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion] [rubbing ears continues]. Mmm? Mmm? Can you feel it, friend? Mmm? Oh, you have some—in your ear. Hold on one second heheh. Let me clean that for you. [rubbing ears] And on this side. Hello~! Nice and gentle. Hi! Okay. You ready? [inhaling] [rubbing ears continues].>Hmmhuhaha. I hope you don't mind me so close in your ears today. [rubbing lotion on hands] You don't mind, do you? How else am I supposed to massage your ears like that, hmm? What did you say? You want me closer? You want me even closer? [blowing] [licking and nibbling ear] Hah. Like that? [licking and nibbling ear]. Huhahaha. [rubbing ears] Hmmhuhaha. Stop squirming~! If you squirm too much, I can't reach you. Relax. [extended sound of rubbing ears] You smell good today. Or maybe it's my hands hmmhahaha. [rubbing ears] Heheh. Hi. I'm in your ear now [blowing] Sorry! Huha. Sorry. [rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion on hands] [rubbing ears]>I want to say thank you for having so much patience. Thank you for waiting for me. Thank you. [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] Oi! [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [rubbing ears] I think I need to clean your ears again. Your skin is starving for moisture. It's soaking up all my moisturizer. Hold still. [rubbing ears] Mmm? Are you feeling relaxed? Are you relaxed? Maybe not? No? Are you getting there? You will be soon. Don't worry. Don't worry. Just relax. It's my job to take care of you today. [rubbing ears] And so far, I think you're doing very, very, very good. [rubbing ears] [automobile engine outside] [rubbing stops] Pardon the jet engine. [rubbing ears continues]>Can I try something a little—a little different? Tell me how you like this. [crisp rustling sound throughout] Is this okay for you? I just wanted to try it. Mm? Can you guess what this is? Don't worry. I don't want you to have to use your brain up too much huhahaha. Ooh, crunchy. It's my body loofah. Smells good huhaha. [crisp rustling continues] Hmmhaha. "Yabe! Yabe!" [en: Oh no] I can hear you. Stop it! No more words. I'm going to massage your ears some more. [clicking teeth] And now you don't get a say. I've made the rules for today. You can say "yabe, yabe!" all you want. It's not going to stop me. [licking and nibbling ear] Huhaha. [rubbing lotion on hands] [lotion farting in hand] [thump] [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] Hhmmmm. [extended sound of rubbing ears]
>>2611032watch streamswatch VODSdo reps
>>2611079Rets ruv ramy
>>2611070RobocoBoobs do almost nothing for me. I'm an ass man.
>>2611051No way fag
>>2611070MoriFlat Mori? Fuck, I don't know
>>2611074Gobbled up. Like Gura's sisters in the womb.
>>2610810So which board was it?
>>2611090>You want me to lick the microphone? Is that what you want? [rubbing ears continues] I can do this for you instead. [clicking teeth] [licking and nibbling ear, rubbing ear] [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [licking and nibbling ear] Hehehah. Can you hear me when I do thi—[rubbing ear] Huhaha. So I can call you funny names when I do this? 'Cause you can't hear me, right? Huhahaha. I can call you a stin—[rubbing ears]—head, right? Heheheh. Hmm? And you wouldn't even be able to hear me huhaha. I like having this type of—hmm? What would you call this? "Moment"? [rubbing ears continues]>[rubbing ears throughout] Gooruh is in full control. Huhahah. "Full control", is that what you said? When did you get so funny huha? Hmm? I thought I told you to relax and stop talking. Close your eyes~. [licking and nibbling ear] Hmm? Your ears are very chewy. [nibbling ear] Uh-huh. [licking and nibbling ear] Mmmm~! Oishii ne. Oishii. [en: How delicious] [rubbing ears] Oishii. [rubbing ears] I have an extra crunchy treat for you [rubbing ears] if you'd like to hear it. Crunchy, crunchy in your ear [rubbing] oi. [rubbing continues] Let me dry your ears off again. Hold still. [rubbing ears]>[humming] Should I sing you a song? A whisper song, while I clean your ears? [rubbing ears] It sounds like the ocean, you say? [rubbing throughout] [humming: melody of "Soon May the Wellerman Come"] Very nice. Now let me just get this little piece in here for you. [brushing ear] And then once over here. Yes. [brushing ear] Very nice [gasp]. Something crunchy for you. [rustling] Delicate, but crunchy. [rustling plastic wrapper] Wow. [rustling continues] Crunchy, isn't it? Aye. Big old crunch. Oi oi oi oi. Oi oi oi oi, gentle. [rustling continues] Very nice. [rubbing ears continues]>Now I just want to rub your ears dry. A dry massage, if you will. [rubbing ears throughout] Whenever you feel stressed, or like the world around you is too loud, I want you to come back to this, right here, and remember that you are kind, loved, and cared for. And whenever you need company, know that I'll be here for you. [rubbing ears continues] So long as I'm allowed to nibble on your ears huhaha. Do we have a deal? [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [rubbing ears continues] [gasp] [gentle blowing in ear] [inhaling] [gentle blowing in ear] [clicking teeth] Deal?>[rubbing ears] Your ears are much, much softer now. Soft like shark skin. [gentle rustling] [gentle blowing in ear] [rubbing ears] [gentle blowing in ears] [rubbing ears continues] Mmm? Did you have a good day today? [rubbing lotion on hands] My day was a bit stressful, but the time I'm spending with you is making it all worth it. [rubbing lotion on hands] Much, much worth it. [rubbing lotion on hands] Mmm? [inhaling] Too much moisture. Too much, too much. [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] [rubbing ears continues] Mmm? You want me to say what? "Ara ara?" Ara ara. Mmm? Ara ara. Why is that? Why "ara ara?" Not "oya oya", hmm?>[rubbing ears throughout] Mmm? Ara ara. When the small shark becomes the big sister, ara~ hmm? Mmm? I can't hear your small "yabai" [en: dangerous]. "Yabai, yabai, yabai, Gura. Yabai!" Mmm? [inhaling] [exhaling] [rubbing ears continues] [gentle rattling] Yabai. Nyaa~ [en: meow] Nyaa~. Hmhuha. Nyaa~ nyaa~. What should I call you today? "Shrimp"? Mm? Does "shrimp" work for you today? Shrimp is delicious though. Delicious. Oishii. [inhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] [exhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] Mmm. Moist. Your ears are so moist. [licking and nibbling ear] Hehaha. Mmm. [inhaling] [exhaling] I feel relaxed. Very, very relaxed. Do you feel relaxed? [rubbing lotion on hands] Hmm? "Yes, Gura. Yes, chef. Yes." Mmm? [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] [moan] [licking and nibbling continues] [exhaling]>[rubbing ears throughout] Mmm? Yes, I am eating your ear. A very observant one, aren't you? Hah. Let me dry your ears off one last time. One last time. [clicking teeth] Mmm~. I need to dry my mouth off first 'cause I've got moisture all over me [rubbing with towel] mm. [rubbing ears continues] You want me to sing to you again? [rubbing ears continues] Mmm, what shall I sing for you now? [Humming: melody of "Part of Your World", with occasional syllables and words from Japanese lyrics] [clicking teeth]
>>2611028Just search for "メスガキ" on DL site.
HEEEEHOOOOOOHAAAAAAASOREEEEDOJAAANEEEEEEEEEEE
>>2611100>Mmm? Lemme clean just a once more, once more in your—tiny ear holes. Make sure you're all clean when you get ready for bed today. [rubbing ears] Nice and clean, just like you deserve it. [rubbing ears] [towel slips] Whoop! Huha. Gomennasai [en: sorry] hmmhaha. And then once in here. Mmm. [rubbing ears] Mmm? [rubbing ears]>For—the last thing I'd like to do today, I'd like to see if you can hear my heart. Would that be alright with you? Hmm? [nibbling ear, mouth popping] Sorry! Hmmhaha. Hmm? Would that be okay with you? A little heartbeat? Doki-doki [en: onomatopoeia for heartbeat] Okay. [rustling fabric] I—pardon me as I try and do this. [rustling fabric] Mmm. [rustling continues] Hmmhaha. It will be worth it in the end. Just close your eyes for the time being huha. I have to measure the trajectory. [rustling] Don't worry, I have this under control. [rustling] [rapid heartbeat] [wet peeling sound] Did you hear anything? Did you hear it? Hmmhaha. All you heard was the PC huha? [thump] Ah! Wait, I can fix this. [rustling]>Watch this, guys. A little scuffed, but that's alright. [rustling] Wait, what side is your heart on? I had you on the wrong side. I'm such a dingdong. My god. [rapid heartbeat] You can hear the PC huha. [rapid heartbeat] Hmmhahaha. [loud, wet peeling sound] Sticky? I'm not sure how well that worked huhahaha. Was a little unusual. All you heard was the PC huhaha? Sorry about that. I'll get better next time. Next time I'll make sure you can hear my doki. Doki-doki. [rubbing ears]>The PC fan ASMR. [ear rubbing] Hey! Huhaha. [ear rubbing throughout] I think it's time for me to go soon. But I really hope you enjoyed our time together. I know I did. You've been a wonderful, wonderful—wonderful pair of ears for me to massage. [ear rubbing continues] And I look forward to our next session. Mmm? [ear rubbing continues] I want you to sleep well today. Sleep well, and enjoy whatever it is you get to do now. Whether it's gaming, or sleems—sleeping. Or watching more streams. I hope this time you spent with me helped you rel—unwind just a little bit. [licking and nibbling ear] Mmm? Oyasumi [en: good night]. Oyasumi. Otsusame [en: Pun on "otsukare", a set phrase thanking the listener for a good job, and "same", "shark"]. Oyasumi. Oyasumi. Oyasumi. [gasp] [blowing kisses] Oyasumi. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. [mouse click] [mouse click]
>>2611070MioThere's a novelty to small boobed mamas too, at least in the 2D realm
>>2610955It was nice having some real talk, getting a clearer idea of what she wants and how much she cares. Also really cool to see her directly responding to feedback and ideas in real time. I'm just happy she announced it early enough I could do my sleep reps and set alarms for this, and got Ayunda as a bonus so real talk/10
I guess this is why Anya loves these kusoge, you can exploit the hell out of them and break the game
>>2611099stop replying you faggot
>>2611041Why Anya?
I love this Holotools bug where I can watch Choco´s ASMR archive despite not being a member
>>2611056Techies every game baybee
>>2609563>>2610672>>2610762Reminder that so long as you aren't as autistic or retarded as some of them men Choco has previously given a chance on dates, you may be in with a shot!>One guy she dated took her to a pachinko parlor on their second date>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, oogled her tits the whole time then asked her to have his kids>One guy took Choco to a restaurant, tried to not only split the bill for the food but also split the receipt of his petrol stop the previous day
>>2611112o-ok..
>>2611115I think she is just a sucker for the music and VAs
>>2611093NOTO RAMY
>>2610960Thanks anon
>>2611069Risu's considering it so I'm hopeful
>>2611089this is worse than the animal gore
>>2611090>>2611100>>2611112Is it bad that just reading the transcript makes me diamonds all over again? I really don't see how Gura will be able to top it, even if she follows through with bathtub ASMR.
>Your oshi>Do you love your anons you share a thread with
>>2611125Fuck, now I seriously want you in holostars EN
>>2611090>>2611100>>2611112BasedI hope Gura does more ASMR soon, I see almost only positive feedback with people telling her she did great. Only a few of those Minecraft autists going "asmr cringe"
I've officially filled my schedule with so many vtubers that I no longer have time for sleep
>>2611143she will.
>>2611128I've said it before, but I'll say it again, guy 2 is the most based man in Japan and Choco is a fool.
Mio doesn't even do asmr anymore but I feel tingles with her singing anyway.
>>2611115The annoying sounds the characters make when attacking also makes her chat upset and she loves it
>>2611148i definitely get the impression she wants to but was unhappy with the background noise. and that was with her older, quieter PC.
>>2611089MMMEEEEIIIIIIIDDDDDOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
>>2611145I fucking hate deadbeatsI love TakosI love TeamatesI love Chumbudssimple as
>>2611145>Mori>only the ones that like grown women
>>2611145>Ame>Hell no
>>2610681Wrong>>2610682Correct
>>2611145TowaYeah
>>2611149you can sleep when you're dead
El pepeloni, pepeloni. ¿Tu conoces el pepeloni? ¿El nadie? Yo siempre, siempre ordeno el Domino, pepeloni Domino; y sin pepeloni. Yo siempre ordeno el pepeloni y sin pepeloni. ¡Pepeloni! me gusta el pepeloni. Yo siempre, yo siempre ordeno el queso, pizza de queso. ¿Como puedo explicar? Puedo explicar por mi dibujo. Yo siempre, ordene como la de queso que tiene queso aqui, esta parte, la oreja. Oreja de pizza. Y entonce ordeno, cuando ordeno pepeloni la oreja, siempre tiene el pepeloni encima. Pero lo recojo,¡!Fuera! ¡Porque no me lo como! Entonces me como la de pizza de queso.
TOO GREEN
>>2611145>Ame>some of 'em are ogey I guess
>>2611145MoriAbsolutely not. I like the Onigiryaa though.
>doing RFA reps>while Mio blesses my soulI feel as if I could do this for another hour...
>>2611089https://files.catbox.moe/7bqshl.webm
>>2611070MoriMori's tits perfectly fit her character design. I'd still like her but it'd be like if Botan was suddenly flat one day...
I NEED TO POST CUNNYUOOHHHHHHHGIVE ME IMAGES
https://streamable.com/w2m500
>>2611145MoriGoslingposters and unironic chumpedos can fuck off forever, but the rest of you are pretty alright.
I just woke up and I had a dream that Ina was a dying cancer patient and Hololive was her way of dealing with this.She's not even my oshi.It was kind of fucked up.
your oshican i fap to her
>>2611195Nega-MikoThis is unsettling.
>>2611145InaNo, I wish I was at pre 2015 /a/ instead.
Your oshiKorone
>>2611128What's wrong with guy 2?
>>2611160Yeah people saying they couldn't hear the heartbeat cause of the fans seemed like it kind of disappointed her. Although with a decent pair of headphones you could make out the heartbeat just fine.
https://streamable.com/sjhpj8
>>2611211GuraNo, but who am I to tell you what to do?
Wanna make a religion about cute anime vtubers?
>>2611233No Kiara
>>2611145ShionOnly the teakeks
>>2611211>GuraOnly if you mass reply a tribute
>>2611204Whenever I have a Hololive related dream, it's always about someone I don't even watch like Kanata or Moona or something.
Why is ayamy mama so underrated? She draws, has a cute voice and design, calls chat her boyfriend. Why hasn't she even collabed with her daughter yet?
I love these Mio ukulele streams.
>>2610051Based radical thread-timing centrist.
>HOO>HAAA>haaaAAAA>びっくりした!Anya please, i dont want this to be locked in my head
>>2611143>>2611148Don't worry, she'll do masturbation asmr soon enough
You anons are alright, don´t come to the next thread.I will post a FAT RRAT and a falseflag so perfectly crafted you will have no other choice other than give me (you)´s and derail everything
>Your oshi>Do you prefer watching streams with the thread or closing the thread during streams?
>>2611051Sure. Does anyone else fantasize about their oshi (or any chuuba they're fond of) patting their head and giving positive affirmations? It gives me a sense of ease.
>>2611200has is it been too long to still be upset that we lost Towa's normal voice?
>>2610960thanks
>>2611230This is peak nene.
>>2611198https://litter.catbox.moe/31kqd4.jpg
>>2611233I know this cool ranch in Texas where we can gather
>>2610233She deleted it already?
quickwhich holo is the most fertile?
>>2611258MoriAlways with you faggots, unless its a members stream
No worries now, only beach sounds, ukelele, and our wolf mama
>>2611204remembering how she always talks about having fun with and enjoying future streams made this hit hard for some reason
>>2611265No! Fuck the japs!
>>2611269Quite so.
>>2611195Is this how we can counter the Watamages?
>>2611258>Ame>Depends on the stream. I'll watch the stream in the background if it's something like an FPS but I like to concentrate on story games/Zatsudan.
https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/788515Cute Gura game
https://streamable.com/eo2evSo?
>>2611278Miomama.
>>2611272T o T
Mori DOOM never again :(https://streamable.com/4y74fx
>>2610837Who is going to be the first to play desert bus?
>>2611145MoriI love all you fags.
>>2611258GuraUnless it's something I really want to get into like Gura's ASMR then I'll close it, otherwise it's always more enjoyable with the thread open on the side.
>>2611258KiaraWith the thread, unless it's an abomination like the last thread
Flare...
>>2611145InaOnly ate goslings, /u/niggers and /v/
>>2611258TowaAlways with you guys, it's more fun that way
>>2611258ReineIf it's an EN stream then I'll normally keep the thread up, but if not I'll close it and just pop in if I have something to say.
>>2611297I belieev
>>2611147I'll give Yagoo a call when I'm capable of any kind of public speaking.
https://streamable.com/0oa87ithoughts?
>>2611258KiaraWith the thread, but depending on the stream it might be not as focused.
>>2611269Well that or those Mario streams she was doing around the same time:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsr0hsCUWk
>>2611229the vast majority of the heartbeat audio is below 20 Hz, and all of it is below 70 Hz, so everything there that's audible is pretty well into the bass rolloff area of most headphones. it's just a hard sound to record.
>>2611299But they hate you.
>>2611258Ina'nisDependsIf it's calm I like to watch her.If something memeable or lewd happens or comes out of her mouth I like to open the thread.
>>2611297I wish she'd just outright say she's not going to play it instead of stringing us along for 6 (SIX) months.
>>2611303Terracotta is a formidable enemy.
>>2611108Good idea anonhttps://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ320547.html
>>2611168t. deadbeat
>>2611278Ame
>>2611145AnonYes. I love (You)!
>>2611303how are you even supposed to control the orientation of those blocks?
ina ina inaaaa.....https://streamable.com/rjbk7x
>>2611089You can't tell me what to do motherfucker, I'm clicking it.What the fuck is wrong with you, why would you do this?
>>2611304But /v/ behaved during DMCGirls that play videogames for a living will obviously attract a big ammount of videogame fans
>>2611316You can do it fat cat poster
>>2611145>GuraI can't bring myself to hate any shitposter here, no matter how autistic they act or how much they shitpost.
>>2611323Yeah and I love them for it.
>>2611278Mion
>>2611331>Reverse RapeT u T
Why aren't you relaxing on the beach?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuuqjZFeQOs
are there any EN streams coming up in the next 5 hours or can i fuck off to play MH with karaoke reps in the background?
>>2611258InaI watch my oshi's streams alone while doing reps or chilling in bed. For other girls I do watch with thread.
>>2611145KiaraMaybe not love, but most are pretty alright and the schzios are easy to separate
>In the doge general on /biz/>Some dude is posting Kiara's rmAt least he seems to be a fan.
>>2611198https://files.catbox.moe/lxql00.png
>>2611361Amoongus/ Wrong Dimension both in four hours.
>only joined Rushia some days ago>all these member posts already, including little videos just for members>that extremely lovey-dovey but also yandere stuff she writesI'm never leaving
>>2611359I'm listening to clown wife giggles while she works with her senpai.https://youtu.be/otkqrXcCkUU
>>2611350Cuck
https://files.catbox.moe/ewbav9.mp4
>>2611168t.KFBeat
>>2611297Good. I want Gura to play it already
>>2611373who's streaming and why arent their waiting rooms up yet?
>>2611028>>2611108>>2611331>>2611356If you want more visit japaneseasmr.com, it has many of these TJs for free.
>>2611145KiaraI love all of you
>>2611376And then there’s shion membership...
>>2611145ReineI'd take a bullet to save (you) but maybe I just don't value my life that much.
>>2611376>he thinks he has a choiceYanderes are forever, anon.
Anyone whose had the thread open from the beginning>ctrl+f [Deleted]How bad is it?
>>2611299>>2611350Based lovebeat, keep up the good work.
wi-fi beats....
>>261139461
>>2610642All 3-5 fat cat posters. I dunno how many there are at this point.
WTF why is Mio singing a flip song?
>your oshi>would you risk your life to save anon?
>>2611389I've been curious about it but I haven't done it yet.She does actually seem to do quite some member streams though
>>2611386Kiara, because shes choking on cat hair right now.Ame, because she hasn't finished with Gura on Discord yet.
>>2611128>One guy she dated took her to karaoke, oogled her tits the whole time then asked her to have his kidsFuck, I'm not gonna make it
>>2611380why are sneezes so cute?https://streamable.com/lpic9y
>>2611407MoriFuck no, I like my life
>>2611369ANYA IS AN OPPAI LOLI FIX THIS
>>2611211InaI don't know, can you?https://files.catbox.moe/g3zms2.png
>>2611258MoriI prefer to watch with the thread unless shizos are on full meltdown again because of a certain shitbird
>>2611407>Ame>No, he'd probably deserve it anyway
Surprised Koro-san is still going. I had expected for a promo stream to only run a couple hours. Guess SE is letting it slide since it's a remaster with some restored content.
I wish my hand could connect with Gura's bare buttocks...
>>2611407InaYes
>>2611128Guy 2 is based and Guy 3 is a chad
>>2611206What's wrong with liking small adult women like Goomba? I say it unironically. Her personality is 100% adult. It's the gap between the lewd shit that comes out of her mouth and the innocent appearance of it that makes it great.
DO YOU KNOW PEKORA?
>>2611376I joined just yesterday and it’s great
>>2611342>can even see the pain in her l2dIna...
>>2611445NO
>>2610642I mean, R. Ratman auditioned, so probably him.https://vocaroo.com/1ePZAVMP7nwc
>>2611211>>2611422https://files.catbox.moe/82oe1g.png
>>2611407GuraOnly 1 Chumbud may remain and it’ll be me
>>2611376Anon, your wallet is gone...
>>2611422https://files.catbox.moe/d2ccr3.mp4
>>2611348I honestly have no idea how the girls do it. The idea of sitting infront of thousands of people and trying to entertain them for hours everyday sounds impossible.
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1383042735779704832?s=20You have ONE SECOND to explain to me why this faggot is involving himself with every fucking indog
>>2611407>Ina>I've had to doxx myself multiple times hosting various games for /hlgg/, so sure.
I would like to have slow but passionate sex with Watame.
こんぺこhttps://files.catbox.moe/qargjj.mp3
>>2611432Since Segagaga Mr. Koro is allowed to do endurances and even get paid to do it.
>2611467not this shit again
So Gura kept getting DISMAL in DMC5 because she was incapable of hitting the buttons fast enough, right?
>>2611467Just start a thread for it at this point, we've all said everything that can be said.
>>2611449OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2611470This will never fail to make me rock hard
>>2611481Gura doesn't SMASH the buttons!Even in MH you see her character staying still for a split second because she has to remember what buttons to pressGura is dumb! DUMB!
>>2611342I still think about this moment every now and then.
In my minds eye, I'm imaging the general right now to be at a medium volume in a cafeteria, having various conversations in the background. And then this anon >>2611469Just stands up, and loudly, but not shouting, says >I would like to have slow but passionate sex with Watame.There's a brief silence, he sits back down, and then everyone resumes with that they're talking about.
Let's solve a puzzle while there's no images!https://jigex.com/oYSDhttps://jigex.com/oYSDhttps://jigex.com/oYSD
>Your oshi>Favorite key on your keyboard
https://files.catbox.moe/dwuea0.mp4thoughts?
>>2611408She did one stream a couple days ago. Before that it had been 3 weeks. Been a member for 5 months though cuz she’s my oshi
>>2611406Just found out this was the original song Mio sanghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRbe8GgEeI Didn't know that the flip song was just a cover
>>2611481>fast enoughNo. She just doesn't understand how and when to hit the buttons to get the big numbers.
>>2611470Where did this kuso usagi even find an ASMR mic? Did she go to Noel's house. Did she have the ASMR queen herself rate her Rated E for everyone ASMR?
I would kneel so hard if Gura did a guerilla dish washing stream liking she mentioned in the SC reading last night
>>2610642This anonhttps://vocaroo.com/1i86LoYjI7ZX
>>2611497>Ame>The one that makes the RGB lights go crazy
>>2611494Same but someone barges in and screams "SNOWBAMA" out of loud, everyone goes silent and then everyone resumes with what they were doing
>>2611497morithe "n" key
>>2611497Towa.........
>>2611497>Kiara>ENTER
>>2611481You start every combat encounter with no style points and steadily climb through the letters. You always get Dismal first, then go up to C and so on as you fight, and then it resets for the next fight.It's hard to get high style scores in the early parts of the game because the enemies die too quickly to accumulate points off of them and you typically don't get many points against bosses because you can't juggle them.
>>2611421Okayhttps://files.catbox.moe/9fw34v.mp4
>>2611513lol fucking hell
>>2611467they're easy targets
>>2611497GuraFUCK KEYBOARDS, FUCK RIDDLES AND FUCK ROSA
>>2611497MoriS P A C E B A R
>>2611465If Aqua can, so can youRemember, for most of the girls, no one cared who they were until they put on the mask.
>>2611501What kind of streams do members get?Did she ever do more ASMR after https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlVNhNjJy9k ?
>>2611497KiaraPage Down
>>2610534>listening to Gura talk and giggle for an hourFuck yes.
>>2611470Damn I got chills listening to that. All I needed was one ogey and I would have busted
>>2611494Kek, I think like that too sometimes.
>>2611407No. I want to kill most of you
>>2611523kek
>>2611464now make her fully nude
>>2611467Because they give him attention.
>>2611494R. Ratman, please!
>>2611128I unironically feel bad for her. She's perfect wife material but so far her choices have been garbage. This is why I don't assume all attractive women have it easy.
>>2611494This reads like one of Ame's fever dreams about hololive high school.
>>2611497KiaraHome
>>2611497>Mori>Ё
>>2611467ID are insecure about numbers and this guy has big numbersThat's my rrat. Look at how the ones that don't give a single fuck about numbers don't even aknowledge his existance.
>>2611495HOLD UP
>>2611533I’ve only ever seen zatsudan streams from her
>>2611128All of these men sound extremely based, Japanese women cannot handle the extreme levels of chad these men exude.
>>2611497>Gura>backspace
>>2611128Nothing wrong with splitting the bill when hanging out with a woman you barely know, but splitting the gas is laughable
Flare and Polka are being quite ambitious in the project remoddeling the Nether portal entrance.
>>2611497Mori1
>>2611497Mori>n
>>2611497NeneÑ
MIO'S SINGING IS SO NICE AAAAAAAAAA
>>2611494Kek, so the schizos are the ones who stand up and screech and flail around before being dragged out by security (the jannies) and thrown onto the street. I like that.
>>2611467Mixture of ID being the only branch that'll interact with him to this degree, and the branch and him trying to share more viewers between each other.
>>2611497gurascroll lock
>>2611469Gentle, intimate and thorough foreplay with Watame!Embracing Watame with your entire body as you slowly enter her!Kissing Watame softly yet deeply while she gets used to your girth!Moving along to the rhythm of Watame's tightly clenching pelvic muscles!Lightly nibbling Watame's earlobe and whispering Tsunomaki janken... staato!Leaning back and realizing Watame is tightly clenching the bedsheets with two fingers forming "scissors"Realizing your right hand holding propping you up is pressed flat against the mattress and you've lost yet againNoticing the slightly curl smugly at the edge of Watame's lips as she lords yet another victory over you.
>>2611497MoriBackspace
>>2611599I know, this is the most relaxing thing I've experienced in a while
>>2611494>>2611513>In my minds eye, I'm imaging the general right now to be at a medium volume in a cafeteria, having various conversations in the background. >And then this anon >>2611469 just stands up, and loudly, but not shouting, says>I would like to have slow but passionate sex with Watame.>There's a brief silence, he sits back down, and then everyone resumes with that they're talking about.>just as the conversation volume is getting back to normal, the double doors slam open>someone barges in and screams "SNOWBAMA" >there is a longer silence>then a cry out in the crowd, he yells back>"UNSOLICITED!"
>>2611497MoriThe Enter Key on the numbpad
>>2611495Daisenpai...
>>2611494>weird exchange student kicks open the cafeteria's door while screaming in Indonesian>he starts throwing printed pictures of some guy's cats at random tables>nobody pays him any attention, the janitor has to drag him out of the cafeteria for the third time this week
>>2611497Koronewindows + shift + s
>watching Mori's member vod>she's gushing about how thousands of deadbeats will be able to cuddle with her daki in bedThings weren't supposed to be this way...
>>2611540https://streamable.com/0izlfq
>>2611631Sorry Babybeat but I'm her husband now
>>2611497Amectrl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qufn8XyDW1QChicken waiting room up.
>>2611494>All the Takos finish their meal in unison. >WAH echos through the cafeteria>They all silently leave
>>2610335In before, Kiara's coach is the king of games himself.
>>2611599I look forward to uke practice every week. I hold it in the same regards as Supa Sunday/McThankies Thursday/Titsout Tuesday, and Reine's brunch chats, as part of my weekly ritual.
>>2611495lmao
>>2611497OkayuThe one that disables the windows key
>>2611494>surveyposters handing out phamplets
>>2611494>>2611513>>2611601>>2611617>>2611630>>2611653>>2611666Drawfags, vocaroo anons, please
>>2611533https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOXTpFs_3PqI41qX2d9tL2Rw
>>2611651>SUSIs this amogus reference...
Not only has Skateboarding Luna been on the menu for a while but now there's Snowboarding Luna too because she said a bit ago that she can snowboardHow long until a new snowboarding game comes out and they sponsor Luna for it?
>>2610534Yes.Here's the thing:I came into this vtuber hobby as a regular podcast listener.The open secret of the podcast medium is that, after awhile, nobody keeps listening to a podcast for the topics.You do it for the personalities behind the show.If the host is good at their job, they are capable of making ANY TOPIC interesting to listen to for hours on end.Same idea here.If you only watch Vtubers for the vidya, you're doing it wrong and ngmi.
>>2611070InaYes probably would need to change her dress she would be the most banned Holo if they didn't.
>>2611497amen
>>2611651>tenchou>tenchOU>O U>amOgUs>amogusrrats?
>>2611509I would kneel if Gura cleaned her disgusting hovel
I fucking love my oshiI want to talk all day about her. I want to drown my sanity in thoughts about herWhen no one's talking about her I want to be the annoying faggot that just inserts her into the conversationsWhen someone asks for good material I want to show them art of her to make them see what I see.God I love my oshi
Does pekora know about ogey rrat and distorted pekos
>>2611070I don't even notice Mori or Noel's boobs anymore.They might as well be flat for all I care.
>>2611497AMECAPSLOCK
>>2611651Why at 4am....
>>2611690She has absolutely no idea, anon. No idea.
>>2611679>silence him
>>2611690Yes, pretty sure it was in a meme review
>>2611679oh you!
>>2611690She saw a distorted peko during the meme review. She didn't like people using a weird looking image of her.
>>2611692HOW
look forwar to toay's stream!
>>2611494>no deadbeats because they've been kicked out of the cafeteria and have to eat in their classroom instead
https://jigex.com/2FhL
>>2611679I vote to eject this one
>>2611703>they keep writing the skater S on everything
Not sure if anybody cares, but Cover just added a new trademark titled ホロライブ:ラッキーローラー .
I finally had a dream about Ame...>wake up in bed>we kiss>she says my breath stinks and starts laughing at me>a black guy pops up from under the bed and starts laughing at me>I run out of the room crying>in my fit of rage I staple gun WellingtonWhat the fuck does it mean...
>>2611070guraI will never not love gura.
>>2610534Gura isn't even my oshi and I would. Ame isn't my oshi either and I'd listen to her rave about fish too. I fucking love listening to girls talk about their passions. Not even just girls either, people in general who openly discuss what excites them and what they find interesting is always great. I could literally listen to Ina speak about food and drawing forever because she absolutely loves it and I'm sure anybody who loves Gura or Ame as much as I love Ina! would feel the same.
>>2611070GuraYes
>>2611711OhOh no
>>2611494Ayamefriend and 35p is handing out streams but they are the cooks and the streams are the meals
i want to smell gura's dirty bedsheets
>>2611702Anon... where's your D...
>>2611694Hey, you've had pretty good hours this week, give the rest of us something.
>Your oshi>Have you dreamt of the Holos
>>2611494>that one haaton that eats his lunch in the bathroom stall
>>2611711Well, shit.
>>2611711Gachashit?
>>2611702I knew Bubba ate the missing D key
>>2611749>>2611726>Lucky RollerExplain
>>2611494>A lone architect sits at the back of the room eagerly watching the fatcat posters table
>>2611711>ラッキーローラーgachashit?LET'S GOOOOOOOO
>>2611711Fuck yeas gacha
>>2611701I just don't.It's not important.Then again, I'm not a virgin, so who knows what you coomers think?
>>2611711FUG
>>2611714Stop watching porn
>>2611755GACHA
>>2611753>Ame gonna get the D from BubbaDo white girls really?
>>2611711How would an Hololive gacha even workWhat genre?
>>2611070AmeBoobs are boobs I like them big and smallThough chestlets are better irl as they inferiority complex they have makes them try harder
>>2611711Source onegai
>>2611711man, how the fuck am I supposed to decipher that "rakkii rooraa" means "lucky roller". Japs need to fix their flawed phonetic system asap.
>some nigger sent Luna a shitty rap lyrics SCwhy are they like this?
>>2611755There's a popular japanese machineThat has a crankWhen you roll that crank it makes a gacha noise
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1383094720369364999>literally spamming about playing with Connor
>>2611711Hope they're working with cygames for this
>>2611778You say it out loud in your mind.
>>2611702Ame... your D key...
>>2611774WAIFU WARS
>>2611711>ホロライブ:ラッキーローラーReminder that if you don't roll your oshi, she'll never love you.
>>2611785What do their fans think about this anyway?I couldn't give a shit but only because I don't care about IDs existence at all besides Anya I guess
>>2611711inb4 main illustrator is Ina
>>2611785How long before upper management steps in?
>>2611774They're gonna take the 'chink' out of pachinko
>>2611771I don't even look at porn anymore. I'm just convinced this place has fucked me up beyond repair.
>>2611711>No results for "ホロライブ:ラッキーローラー"Doubthttps://twitter.com/search?q=ホロライブ%3Aラッキーローラー&src=typed_query&f=live
>>2611711What if it is their way of making Dice canon?
>>2611494>full out brawl happens at the food stalls because today's drink is orange juice
>>2611711>Its Pachinko
>>2611802Their fans support this. /vt/ is the minority in Hololive's western fanbase.
>>2611802People outside of here seem to think its a great thing, I think Olliefags have ceased to exist here.
>>2611145GuraYou guys are alright
>>2611819UN THREAD
>>2611774Just make it an FGO clone like every other failed gacha that shutters after 18 months.
>>2611805After it's already too late like usual.
>>2611785I can´t wait for this whore to get completely groomed just like that green haired bitch
>>2611785I'm more curious as to why @teltelhousi is in that party, that seems like such an odd fit.
>>2611743>Ame>yes: >>2611204
>>2611802This place is the only place that cares about this kind of stuff
ANYAS DOG DIED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2611711I would like a good gacha but the game itself has to be decent tooa good card game or something like azur lane If it's JUST pulling girls with no game to speak of then meh
ANYA, REI'S DOG DIED, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!
>>2611743GuraSo far, only Gura and Ina that I can remember.
>>2611819One fucking thread
>>2611785how do >we save Ollie from being groomed by this asshole?
>>2611821>it's just one schizo>the same jannie that just carried out the indog >>2611630>comes back through the double doors, sighs, and then proceeds to drag the man foaming at the mouth at the color orange juice
>>2611829I see the appeal of it now. It was just there like a low-hanging fruit. Tell Ame I love her but I am lost to being a doxxbeat now.
>>2611830I hope not.FGO clone, sure, but what the fuck do they fight? Schizos and antis?That's why I'm wondering what kind of genre could it be.Maybe rhythm game? Management game?
Oh no no no nousagis, chumbuds don't look!https://youtu.be/wgNiGj1nGYE
>>2611853We don't. Fuck Ollie
>>2611869>what the fuck do they fightOther holo's, train your oshi to be the strongest like its fucking pokemon
Are any gacha even fun if youre a poorfag
>>2611802Literally no one gives a single fuck and no one should give a single fuck.Also Wow, Holo mentioned twitter vtuber/non vtuber for the #563638th time. Ready to freak out again anon?[Tired_Ui.jpg]
KILL THE THREAD ALREADY
>>2611853(you) should have done your APEX reps and carried her yourself.
>>2611878That's the plant. Connor
Fun fact: There's a german publishing house called cbt.
>>2611853>spamming pics of them>talks about him all the time >even brought him up in a members streamSeems like it's too late to me
>>2611878Rude>>2611853Remind Ollie that while we want to respect holos who want to collab with anyone, it's really disrespectful to fans who see her collabing with someone outside of the company before collabing with some of her senpais.
>>2611853If anything, I feel like he's just trying to get clout in the vtubing world and bore out a niche for himself more than doing any actual grooming. He's in Japan, why the fuck would he want some Indonesian zoomer? Notice how he was recommended to watch Ame, showed up, she then censored him and then he moved on to more impressionable vtubers?
>>2611896Oh no noZombie keks
>>2611853I don’t think >we can. I was saying in the threads these past few days that she needs a good talking to from a senpai but it turns out her senpai want some of that transcontinental dick too so..
I forgot that Anya was playing Crystar. That's the game where you get more powerful the more depressed you are. Literally powered by tears and angst.
>>2611376The walletmancer strikes again...
>>2611888No, I don't think I will.
Is Anya the only decent ID left?
>>2611802Honestly who fucking cares what Holos do off stream? This isn't the only time Holos (EN or JP) have played/spoken to e-celebs off stream. Only newfags don't know this shit
>HoloDex is releasing a free fan gacha of Hololive next month on their site
>>2611888People who complaint about Ollie and Connor and>groomingare all purityfags who can't into their chuuba not being virgins
>>2611494>Connor is standing outside the cafeteria with a boombox playing songs and holding a picture of Ollie>Ollie is at the window crying she is in school and not with him right now
>>2611900What? She collabed with Roboco YESTERDAYShe literally spams her senpais for collabs
>>2611853Send her SCs?
>>2611884I liked the fire emblem one, it was ultra casual so you could do everything without spending a cent. Wouldnt recommend playing it anymore though
>>2611919Not while Reine exists
Why is this Gura so sexual...https://twitter.com/aoisaka77/status/1383096544384020480
>>2611919What happened to Reine?
>>2611912Yup. she fuckign loves it
>your oshi>your PoE leaguestarter
>>2611919Risu is still nice.
>>2611869They created the Hololive Alternative setting for a reason. Fighting fantasy monsters with starter character Sora until you can roll a Marine to help you farm.
>>2611922Already? I though we would have to wait a year
>>2611802I literally had no idea who he was until she started gushing about him. At first I didn't think anything of it, but after yesterday's member's stream where she said he "checks in on her" it makes me really uncomfortable. Call me jaded, but there are ZERO male online entertainers that aren't creeps. Literally everyone is eventually outed as a predator.On one hand, if she wants to fuck up her own life, let her, but on the other hand, she's still literally a kid. The idea of a young kid like that having her soul crushed eats away at me on the inside. That and her mistakes could end up hurting her friends and coworkers in the worst-case scenario.
>>2611743Gurastill waiting...
>>2611919Reine
>>2611802They like it or "don't care"
>>2611924I wonder how you would feel if your oshi was in the same situation.
>>2611938Not going to lie I fucking loved it too even with the gameplay.
>>2611919Whats wrong with Risu
>>2611802Look at the replies to that tweet.Nobody cares.Which means either they are ALL wrong,or you are fucked in the head by this place for caring about that
>>2611785Connor will stop grooming when he sees what Ollie’s roommate looks like kek
>>2611291I'm surprised, the controls feel nice
>>2611962Risu also played with the fag and brags about it too
I´m happy for OllieI hope she breaks the stigma of girl Vtubers collabing with males.You´re just insecure faggots
>>2611948>there are ZEROFalse, but honestly yes he most likely is
>>2611494>ritualposters are always the first in line at the exact same food stalls and sit in the same spot everyday
>>2611919There's nothing wrong with any of them besides Ollie being a zoomer
>SSSmoke was watching Gura's DMC5 streamNice.png
>>2611711i will roll for my oshi and i will not even feel bad about it
>>2611948>Literally everyone is eventually outed as a predator.There is only ONE e-celeb who is loyal and not a creep.Moistcr1tikal.
>>2611955I don't care if my oshi has sex off-stream, anon.And also, Ollie is not underage. She can do what she wants. Chill.
>>2611939>Kiara>Haven't played since I learned GGG is owned by Tencent last year, but Ranger
>>2611743InaHad a dream where Ame died in a space shuttle explosion. It kinda fucked me up when I woke up
>>2611975>>2611991t. indog
>>2611975t. Connor>>2611977They're all bastards, anon, every last one of 'em
>>2611975>I hope she breaks the stigma of girl Vtubers collabing with males.JPs and IDs have done this before. It's LITERALLY nothing new. Faggots are just newfags
>>2611991Fuck off cucknadian
>>2611975I don't want them to collab with males because if I wanted to watch a cuck low testorone faggot male I'd go on Twitch and enjoy him there
Can we not talk about transcontinental cock again, I just want to get serenaded on the beach by Mio in peace
>>2611743AmeShort one with Haachama, and an incredibly detailed one of loli Polka. I should write it up sometime.
>>2611570Risu hasn't directly acknowledged yet AFAIK but I'm kind of scared that she will since both of her genmates have now
>>2611975>the stigma of girl Vtubers collabing with malesI don't like Connor, but you should kill yourself, you fucking newfag.
>>2611988>the dildo autist is the only one who's mildly decent
>>2612010N-NO. HE'S FUCKING HER THROUGH APEX. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK ABOUT HIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>2611963Were >we the schizos all along?
>>2611836>>2611998T-they are?
https://twitter.com/waynepower01/status/1383066547938152448Are gamers ogey?
>/hlgg unironically becoming /tt/Jesus fucking hell for not liking the faggot WE all do talk about him ALL THE FUCKING TIME huh?
>>2612022Yeah. It's a sad state of affairs. At least he's a good guy, even if his content is garbage.
>>2611884Dragalia and FEH were both fun for their first years, but both fell from grace around year 2. They were both extremely generous with f2p currency and the ability to make most/all units viable.Now, DL is casual to the point of being able to solo auto-battle or button mash all content aside from the anniversary mega bosses. FEH I stopped paying attention to around Aether Raids, so I can't say what it's like now, but they kept adding ways to get "bonus stats" that made pvp even more of a whalefest.
>>2612028>That Okayumy fucking sides
HoloID was a mistake.
>>2611853Let her and when something bad happens let Cover go full NO MALES except the homos.
>>2611743InaYes. I have a dream about Ina at least twice a month and each time it's the most mundane stuff>Ina and I are in the living room talking about some show casually>Ina and I are baking some cookies with her decorating them after>Ina and I are at the supermarket looking for snacks that can be eaten with one hand easily>Ina and I are watching Ame and Gura's streams and reacting to them>Ina and I are just silently drawing together >Ina and I are jus
「Elevation News」Flare and Polka have flattened the mountain at the Nether portal.
>>2612036Shitposters can't talk about Vshojo anymore.
>>2611988He's too addicted to card pack openings to groom.
>>2612023No, it's just that this is the only place that actually dares to admit that gatekeeping is a good thingOther places don't like it, in fact they actively wish hololive had NO idol culture and everyone could have public bfsI'm not even joking, they actually think this
Collabing with Anime-tubers outs you as being a super normalfag shitter if anything.
hlg win again against hlgg.
I really want to breed Enma
>>2612036Yes that's the hilarious bit of 4chan overall.>Normal people>hate something>simply avoid that thing so they don't have to think about it>4chan>hate something>spend 24/7 thinking and posting about it
>cucknadians raiding againTime to close the thread
Would you be willing to swap eels with another Hololive En fan?
Here's some history podcasts to kill some time. Granted, these are woven together more like compelling stories than your typical try fact reading of history, but that's what makes it more interesting.>The American Peril - The Spanish-American Warhttps://files.catbox.moe/a4mol2.mp3>The Destroyer of Worlds - The Cuban Missle Crisis and the Broader Implications of Nuclear Weaponryhttps://files.catbox.moe/khgi3e.mp3>Supernova in the East (Part 1/5) - The Rise of the Japanese Empirehttps://files.catbox.moe/tpbaya.mp3Save these for a long car ride, pick at them in more manageable bits, w/eThey're interesting conveyances of important historical periods, narrated compellingly, and deserve to be shared.
>>2611743KiaraHad a dream where I was sitting next to Ina while she was drawing something. Ended up so relaxed that I rested my head on her lap and woke up.
>>2611975You say that like it hasn't beeen done before. Doing it doesn't break the stigma, it reminds people why the stigma exists.
>I should have asked if anybody brought marshmallows. Has anybody made s'mores before? A s'more is when you take a graham cracker, which is essentially a cookie, ah, a cookie cracker, and you take some chocolate, and then some roasted marshmallow and you squish it together. It's very good.>Have people not made s'mores before? Mmm. I think s'mores is a very, umm, what would you say, North American thing? I think people who are—other parts of the world might be like, "Huh? What's a 's'more'? A what? A 'sh'more'? A 'z'more'?" ₕᵤhaʰᵃ.>Isn't there, like, isn't there something you do with a banana, where you take a banana, and then you put chocolate—you cut up, you keep the banana in the peel, but you cut it up. And then you stick chocolate in between the banana. And then you stick the banana in the oven. I'm pretty sure that's a thʰᵃing.>Or, if you wanna do s'mores without being at a campfire—I've done this before when I was really needing a s'mores flavor. You take an oven-safe dish, and you put marshmallows. No, no, you put a layer of chocolate, right? And then you put a layer of marshmallows. Did I say "microwave"? No, no. Oven. We're doing oven ₕᵤʰᵃ. But then, a layer of chocolate, and then a layer of marshmallows, and then you broil it so the chocolate melts and the marshmallows get crunchy on top. And then you can dip your graham crackers in it. Or cookies. I do cookies. 'Cause I need sugar ₕᵤ. It's like seven-layer dip. But it's seven—or, it's two layer s'more dip. It's good. I recommend it ₕᵤhaʰᵃ.>I would think a—if you microwaved a marshmallow, I would think it would explode, wouldn't it? It would ᵖᵒᵖ and make a hot sticky mess all over your microwave. Good luck—good luck scrubbing that off ₕᵤhaʰᵃ.
160 posts until this shit thread gets archived, hayaku anons
>>2611785jesus christ talk about getting carried
>>2611901Based Ame shutting down eceleb attention whores, reminds me of when some fags showed up in Ina's first Half Life 2 stream chat and she had AO-chan banhammer all of them and got them to fuck off for the rest of the streams in the series
>>2611974God dammit Risu is dead to me.>reine and anya are now the only good ID girlsThis is fucking sickening.
>>2612052tako your sanity reps...
>>2612036be the change you want anon instead of whining like a faggot, post your oshi and tell me how much you love them. I love Amelia with all my heart
>>2612080i will watch hololive instead
>>2611975It's not about Holos collabing with males or e-celebs, I don't care about that, what worries me is that Ollie is a really young and impressionable girl, internet famous people have a tendency of abusing their power and doing nasty shit. Her saying the fucker checks on her regularly is a huge red flag.
>>2611743>Ina>Haven't had a good dream in a while now, the life I've had would make a good man go bad....
Is Connor the ultimate idolfucker?He's grooming multiple idols at the same time, will go on to indonesia next month and have an orgy with all of them.After he's done planting his seed on their wombs, phase 2 will start with the EN girls. It'll be harder, but first he'll go for the girls that are not managed by Enma, and slowly but surely break the Enma wall.
>>2611975Friend does collabs with Oga like once every 3 weeks or something.
>>2611853I don't work for Cover. Do your own work, fag.
>>2612072go back
>>2612072It's just one fag literally timelooping. This shit was discussed to death earlier and up until they posted it again, nobody cared.
>>2612071Same but Ina
I WANT TO FUCK MORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2611974I need some evidence before I believe this
>>2612101Based.
dynazenon ep3 already up on nyaa btw
>>2612120get in the line fag
>>2612102Anon,She's an adult.She's not underage.She can do what she wants.
>>2612080>Hardcore HistoryUltra cringe, dude
[Sad News] Mori just an
Ninomae Ina'nis is flat
>>2612118Let's breed them both while they hold hands like the sluts they are
Dating Amelia!Letting Amelia meet your family!Asking Amelia if you can visit her family!Wondering why Amelia is crying!Meeting Amelia's extended family!Wondering why Amelia's parents are absent!Hearing all the fucked up stories of Amelia's past!Getting sexually assulted by Aunty Watson!Amelia's brother catching Aunty Watson stroking your leg!Amelia's brother beating you close to death!Amelia crying over your bruised and broken body!Amelia breaking up with you so that she doesn't cause you any more pain!Crying yourself to sleep remembering how things used to be!I love Ame!
your oshiwhy isn't the thread dead yet?
>>2611975Ollie getting groomed isn't breaking any stigmas. It's just Ollie getting groomed.I don't really care if anyone collabs with a male. Or even if they have boyfriends. I mean, I'm not ever going to fuck them or be an actual figure in their life so why should any of that matter to me. I just don't like it when people are groomed.
>>2612081That's a nice dream
>>2612072You're dumb. People are upset because they don't want their hobby ruined. "Uhh just ignore it" is absolutely stupid advice, no one wants to watch their hobby burn because retards invade it and try to change everything.
>>2611935no pan Gura rubbing on a tree branchHer pussy is gonna hurt bad
>>2612131You're a hipster who hates popular things, I get it.
>>2612106He's a indogfucker and a janny at /hlg/
>>2612132A-anon?!
>>2611743KiaraHer from time to time, nobody else.
Loving Ame!Marrying Ame!Taking Ame to bed!Pleasing Ame sexually!Providing Ame the living standards she wants!Satisfying Ame emotionally!Getting closer to Ame physically!Having to explain the lunches Ame gave me to my co-workers!Having a rewarding marriage with Ame!Nine children with Ame!Playing video games with Ame!All facets of my life filled with happiness because of Ame!I love Ame!
>>2612106>will go on to indonesia next monthWill never happen. The last time someone went to SEA to fuck someone in a mud hut was Vietnam.They'll arrange to meet him when they go to Japan for their 3D debut.
>>2612120Fight me nigger, I'm the one who will fuck her.
>>2612132no...
>>2612132RIP, deadbeat.
>>2611900>that while we want to respect holos who want to collab with anyone, it's really disrespectful to fans who see her collabing with someone outside of the company before collabing with some of her senpais.You copy and pasted this from the podcast arc didn't you? Ollie has already collabed with her senpais retard.
i want gura to pee on me
I'll fuck you up nigga
>>2612002Tell me if they are in the same way conor, or other people who want to collaborate with ID and EN, with those who have collaborated with JP.
>>2612160This but with Gura
Loving Ame!Marrying Ame!Taking Ame to bed!Disappointing Ame sexually!Failing to give Ame the living standards she wants!Disappointing Ame emotionally!Getting abused by Ame physically!Having to explain the bruises Ame gave me to my co-workers!Dealing with a failing marriage with Ame!No children with Ame!Screaming matches with Ame!All the appliances in the houses broken because of Ame!I love Ame!
>>2611497MoriPrint to make screenshots in WoW classic with cute femhumans in tabards
>>2612135Isn't it great?
>>2612178Can we kick this guy out of the cafeteria already?Every time he hears someone from another table mention gura, he fucking UOAHS so loudly. And NOW he's mubling to himself about piss!
>>2612151If you think chuubas having sex off-stream ruins this hobby, you'rr a schizo, and I feel sorry for you.
>>2612135so damn flat
>>2611974>played with the fag and brags about it tooShe hasn't said anything fag
>2612036 #Shitposters can't talk about Vshojo anymore....Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:43:55 No.2612062>>2611988 #He's too addicted to card pack openings to groom....Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:03 No.2612065>>2612023 #No, it's just that this is the only place that actually dares to admit that gatekeeping is a good thingOther places don't like it, in fact they actively wish hololive had NO idol culture and everyone could have public bfsI'm not even joking, they actually think this...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:07 No.2612066Collabing with Anime-tubers outs you as being a super normalfag shitter if anything....Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:08 No.2612068hlg win again against hlgg....Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:10 No.2612071I really want to breed Enma>>2612118 #...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:15 No.2612072>>2612036 #Yes that's the hilarious bit of 4chan overall.>Normal people>hate something>simply avoid that thing so they don't have to think about it>4chan>hate something>spend 24/7 thinking and posting about it>>2612112 # >>2612114 # >>2612151 #...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:17 No.2612074>cucknadians raiding againTime to close the thread...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:21 No.2612075Would you be willing to swap eels with another Hololive En fan?...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:33 No.2612080Here's some history podcasts to kill some time. Granted, these are woven together more like compelling stories than your typical try fact reading of history, but that's what makes it more interesting.>The American Peril - The Spanish-American Warhttps://files.catbox.moe/a4mol2.mp3>The Destroyer of Worlds - The Cuban Missle Crisis and the Broader Implications of Nuclear Weaponryhttps://files.catbox.moe/khgi3e.mp3>Supernova in the East (Part 1/5) - The Rise of the Japanese Empirehttps://files.catbox.moe/tpbaya.mp3Save these for a long car ride, pick at them in more manageable bits, w/eThey're interesting conveyances of important historical periods, narrated compellingly, and deserve to be shared.>>2612101 # >>2612131 #...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:33 No.2612081>>2611743 #KiaraHad a dream where I was sitting next to Ina while she was drawing something. Ended up so relaxed that I rested my head on her lap and woke up.>>2612146 #...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:47 No.2612084>>2611975 #You say that like it hasn't beeen done before. Doing it doesn't break the stigma, it reminds people why the stigma exists....Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:44:55 No.2612085>I should have asked if anybody brought marshmallows. Has anybody made s'mores before? A s'more is when you take a graham cracker, which is essentially a cookie, ah, a cookie cracker, and you take some chocolate, and then some roasted marshmallow and you squish it together. It's very good.>Have people not made s'mores before? Mmm. I think s'mores is a very, umm, what would you say, North American thing? I think people who are—other parts of the world might be like, "Huh? What's a 's'more'? A what? A 'sh'more'? A 'z'more'?" ₕᵤhaʰᵃ.>Isn't there, like, isn't there something you do with a banana, where you take a banana, and then you put chocolate—you cut up, you keep the banana in the peel, but you cut it up. And then you stick chocolate in between the banana. And then you stick the banana in the oven. I'm pretty sure that's a thʰᵃing.>Or, if you wanna do s'mores without being at a campfire—I've done this before when I was really needing a s'mores flavor. You take an oven-safe dish, and you put marshmallows. No, no, you put a layer of chocolate, right? And then you put a layer of marshmallows. Did I say "microwave"? No, no. Oven. We're doing oven ₕᵤʰᵃ. But then, a layer of chocolate, and then a layer of marshmallows, and then you broil it so the chocolate melts and the marshmallows get crunchy on top. And then you can dip your graham crackers in it. Or cookies. I do cookies. 'Cause I need sugar ₕᵤ. It's like seven-layer dip. But it's seven—or, it's two layer s'more dip. It's good. I recommend it ₕᵤhaʰᵃ.>I would think a—if you microwaved a marshmallow, I would think it would explode, wouldn't it? It would ᵖᵒᵖ and make a hot sticky mess all over your microwave. Good luck—good luck scrubbing that off ₕᵤhaʰᵃ....Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:45:02 No.2612088160 posts until this shit thread gets archived, hayaku anons...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:45:08 No.2612090>>2611785 #jesus christ talk about getting carried...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:45:09 No.2612091>>2611901 #Based Ame shutting down eceleb attention whores, reminds me of when some fags showed up in Ina's first Half Life 2 stream chat and she had AO-chan banhammer all of them and got them to fuck off for the rest of the streams in the series...Anonymous04/16/21(Fri)12:45:11 No.2612092>>2612052 #tako your sanity reps..
gura cute___________________________________________________________________________________________________
>have been alone in a stranger's house in an unfamiliar country for the last two weeks>all I have done is watch hololive, ghost on tinder, fap, order pizza>it took Ame leaving for three days for me to look at my life and be disgusted>It has been two days since Amelia has last streamed>in the newfound quiet I realize the grotesqueness of my situation>The pizza boxes line the hallways>Nothing is in order>The toilet has been clogged for a week>And then there is the smell, the smell and the buzzing, from the room down the hallway>How did I not notice it before?>What kind of trance was I under, watching Amelia?>These thoughts creep through my mind as I stand in the open doorway watching the now bloated corpse>When did I kill him? Why did I kill him?>I can find no answers to these questions>My phone vibrates>An Amelia guerilla stream begins in thirty minutes>I order another pizza and wait by the door until it arrives>When the delivery arrives I hastily hand the driver a wad of cash and grab the pizza box, quickly shutting the door before the smell can creep out>Upon sitting at the desk and opening the stream I notice something>Amelia seems cuter than usual today.
>seethe about faggur>bring up ame BTFO him>bring uo Ina hl2 attentionwhores>back to seetheing about faggurI've seen this exact chain of posts six times today, shut the fuck up already.
>>2612138I think Ame is the one who posts these.She seems to have some fixation on dysfunctional relationships.
>>2612165Definitely. The threads will be a shit-show.
>>2612197I'm going to take his lunch money and call him a faggot
>>2612206you good?
>>2612126thanks anon
>Ollie somehow stealing Sugita's mana = based.>Some anituber-faggot grooming a mentally retarded Indog = not based.Know the difference.
>>2612135why am i flat?
>>2612199t. cucknadian
This cafeteria fucking sucks.
>>2612106Will be start with Mori?
>>2611743KiaraHad a dream where she turned her webcam on while changing to the walfie model and instead of acting scared the only thing she said was "Well guys, what do we do?". I remember the chat being a barrage of "bird brain" and "not again, kiara"
>>2612185>not having a bunch of kids and raising them in a toxic, neglectful, permanently damaging householdngmi
>the nurse runs in and jabs the special ed student>>2612206> with some meds
>>2612206Yes
>>2611743>Kiara>Had a dream where I got a kiss from her after telling her how much I appreciate all that she does. Woke up a bit sad
>>2612226Yes I enjoy this hobby and ALSO don't think of these chuuba as my real romantic potentials.Crazy.
>>2612238Eh?
Chumbuds when Gura is not streaming>I think Kiara is fun to watch.>Ame is quite entertaining, I really appreciate her hanging around with my daughterwife.>Don't talk shit about chuubas.>*posts chumchad*>Yes.>*posts cunny*>Ina's streams are quite relaxing aren't they, Takobros?>Watch my daughter's friend's stream.>Bros I can't wait for Gura's next stream, what do I do?>This clip of my daughterwaifu is really cute, isn't it chumbros?>gurame discord sex because they are lovers>*posts chumchad again*Chumbuds when Gura is streaming>OIIIII >CHILD'S BODY UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH>CUNNYYYYY ToT>BROS I CAN'T HER VOICE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY UUOOOOOHHHH>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH>CUTE >FUNNY>*posts a cunny picture*>UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH>UUUUUUOOOOOHHHH!>UUOOOOOOOOOOHHH ToT>UOOOOOOOH CUNNY!!!!>MY FUCKIN COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHK >HER VOICE BRO IT'S TOO CUTE AAAAAAHTeamates when Ame is not streaming>I think Kiara is fun to watch.>Gura is quite entertaining, I really appreciate her hanging around with my wife.>I love Ame! Do you love Ame?>*posts Gosling.jpg*>waiting for Ame and missing her>Ina's streams are quite relaxing aren't they, Takobros?>Watch my wife's girlfriend's stream.>Bros I can't take it anymore until Amelia's next stream, what do I do?>This clip of my wife and her girlfriend is really cute, isn't it teabuds?>gurame discord sex because they are lovers>*posts Gosling.jpg again*Teamates when Amelia is streaming>AME IS CUTER THAN USUAL TODAY AHHHHHHHHHHHH!>LEWD ToT>BROS I CAN'T HER VOICE IS SO LEWDDD>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AME IS BACK>AME LEWDD>*posts a Gosling.jpg*>I LOVE AME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!>AME LOVE AAAAAAHHH ToT>UUUAAAAH LEWDDDD!!!!>MY FUCKIN COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHK>HER WHISPERS IT'S TOO CUTEAAAAAAHHHHH
>>2612228You're a fag and your grades suck cock and balls
>>2612080I’ll check em out. Thanks /his/ anon
>>2612208Gura, you don't need to tell us how you live your life.
otoutos, /hlg/ hereschizos are destroying our board i will chillax here for a while, reaper best EN
Good thing the Trinity of HoloEN will never collab outside of their circle and have shut that shit down before.
I'll just use my millions of dollars I'll make off of doge to pay my way to e-fame and groom Ollie myself to make sure no one else does. This plan is literally foolproof.
Mio WILL learn Umapyon on ukelele
>>2611853Ollie isn't being groomed and you doomposting retards are blowing things out of proportion as usual. The lack of self-awareness around here is mind boggling sometimes.
>>2612225Because all your fat goes to your giant ass, Ina
This Poster Wants to Fuck Your OshiWould you let them?lllv
>>2612206Wtf is this shit?
Mio is singing Himawari no Yakusoku with ukelele right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuuqjZFeQOs
>>2612093He's talking out of his ass btw, Risu doesn't even play Apex
>Reminder that Amelia loves and supports all of her friends and fellow Hololive members.>So while you are free to like/dislike Holos as you please, it would make Amelia unhappy if you tried to preach for the graduation of any of the girls, or tried to build Amelia up by knocking the others down.Amelia loves you, and Amelia loves Unity!
>>2612265i will not fall for this trick again (You) seeker
>>2612265>reaper best ENwtf /hlg/ is based??
>>2612254Literally me
>>2612072It's the internet in general moreso than this site, if you dislike something you'll still have it force fed to you by AI and algorithms for the rest of time.
>>2612265>schizos are destroying our boardsame.
>>2612254all me
>>2612218you can silence me but you can't change how i feel
>>2612278Someone who legitimately forgot to take their meds.
Flare... Smile & Go!... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4PT1phuM9M
>>2612265Don't really know if you're better off here bro...
I want you to picture this anon.It's a dark time for /hlgg/, the thread has been in a rage ever since the Ollie debut, with schizos and tourists shitposting constantly to stir up shit in the thread. They manage to derail almost the whole holotalk thread with anti posts. IPs are constantly reaching 400+ each thread as more and more shitposters get attracted to the blood in the water.They have fun during the dead hours and continue their fight against people trying to post unity. Then they see it, the next stream, Amelia is returning from her 2 day break. This is the perfect target for them, if they can ruin these threads then so many people will abandon /hlgg/ all together and there will be nothing but ruin left.It's 5 minutes before the stream. They know that Goslings will want to post about their pain so they spam images so that the goslings can't post any pictures. The image limit fills up with 500 posts left in the thread. The schizos have made their first strike, they have the advantage.But what's this? Amelia has delayed her stream by 5 minutes. The schizos didn't account for Amelia being a lazy bum! The Goslings see their chance and spam posts until the thread dies. They make it just in time and a new thread starts just as the stream kicks off. The Goslings start flooding out of the gate as they realize that Ame is a lot cuter than usual today. The schizos aren't done yet though as they start spamming images too. The thread is an absolute battlefield as image slots are being taken up left and right. The thread hits image limit in only 500 posts. But this isn't the end for the Goslings, Ame is acting too cute for them to give up. They blast through the thread in record time, deleting old images so that new goslings can be posted.This continues for 3 whole threads. The schizos are done. It's been an hour and despite their best efforts to doxxpost and derail the thread, everyone is talking about Ame. The last of the schizos get cleaned up as sharkmeido arrives and bans anyone complaining about Gosling spam.The thread is calm just in time for a wholesome Ina stream where takodachis can enjoy the peace created through the effort of countless Goslings.
EN management's job description[1] requires them to provide technical support to the talent[2]. EN management are grossly incompetent or insubordinate and display a thoroughgoing lack of even the most basic information technology, audio, or video troubleshooting skills. Since the Hololive EN debuts, EN management failed to provide any meaningful technical assistance in any of the following incidents:- EN management were unable or unwilling to provide Kiara with basic advice about microphones. Kiara had to ask random Twitter users for help selecting her Shure SM7B and preamplifier, and ended up having to use a tissue box as a microphone stand for multiple streams.- EN management were unable or unwilling to provide Gura with a basic configuration baseline for streaming from a Nintendo Switch without compromising her privacy. Hololive is heavily reliant on its Nintendo license, mainly used for Switch games, for a large proportion of gaming streams. The lack of a standard reference configuration for this platform is jaw-dropping in its recklessness.- EN management were and continue to be unable or unwilling to assist talent with selecting, purchasing, and configuring streaming hardware of appropriate power and stability. Amelia has struggled for months to stream Apex Legends, another Hololive game license staple, with appropriate performance. When Kiara borrowed a PC from her manager to use for a Minecraft stream, the manager's total ignorance of the performance characteristics of the hardware and lack of familiarity with the common and undemanding workload of Minecraft seriously distrupted the delivery of that stream.- EN management were and continue to be unable or unwilling to assist talent with signal routing for streaming console games using a video capture interface. Games covered by hard-won Nintendo, Sega, Bandai Namco, and Capcom license agreements have languished behind as much as 12 frames of delay on multiple production streaming systems. Developing a reference configuration for this problem calls for only the most basic of professional audio and video troubleshooting skills, but Gura's manager is unable or unwilling to provide any guidance beyond what is printed in her mixer vendor's manual. She relies on chat comments from fans to develop new configurations.- EN management were and continue to be unable or unwilling to assist talent with listing HoloEN music on storefronts serving customers outside Japan. Only Mori has successfully listed her music on overseas storefronts on release day. For up to a week after release, the only ways for overseas EN fans to obtain copies of Kiara's songs and the EN image soundtrack were through unauthorized copyright infringement. The solution to this problem consists solely of filling out forms on web sites.- EN management were and continue to be unable or unwilling to assist talent with maintenance of the EN Minecraft server, to the point that they simply forgot to pay the bill, resulting in the cancellation of a minimum of three streams. Minecraft is another Hololive game license staple, responsible for some of the highest view counts among all Hololive gaming streams. The gross revenue lost from this one missed payment of approximately 5,000 JPY may have exceeded 1,000,000 JPY.- EN management are unable or unwilling to provide talent with a basic configuration baseline or even the barest of maintenance processes for Microsoft Windows, the platform used for all production streaming systems. Talent frequently stream from the same local user accounts that they use for personal or non-Hololive business activity, run badly outdated graphics drivers in production, or stream with visibly unactivated Windows installations for days at a time. This shockingly negligent management of the operating system poses a persistent threat to the talent's privacy and security, in addition to inviting needless instability and interruptions to content delivery.EN management's failure to perform in their required role as technical support has impacted business performance and revenue, endangered licenses from video game publishers, diminished the effectiveness of sponsored streams, embarrassed or compromised the privacy of Hololive talent, and disappointed the audiences that Hololive spent years cultivating. The technical support contributions by EN management can best be characterized as reckless, negligent, and destructive. If not for the harm it causes the talent, it would be comical. EN management's serious chronic failure plainly calls for their swift termination from and replacement in this business-critical support role.[1] https://herp.careers/v1/cover/zZuGrwAZ7UNU (https://archive.is/O5ZLK))[2] https://files.catbox.moe/0wsdlp.png ("機材サポート、トラブル対応")
>>2612254t. Me
>>2612282>shitposters are using this situation to spread rrats about other IDs which are being taken seriouslyGreat...
Here, I'll help killing the thread.Mios singing is very calming
>>2612265>schizos are destroying our board It's like you ran out of a burning building into the safety of the forestthat's also on fire
>>2612305go where?
What's going to be the first image you post? I think I'm going to post a nice Nenechi
>>2612305It passed 100k!
>>2611743KiaraAt least once but I have no memory of it
>>2612278/qa/ 'culture' or so i've been told. never cared enough to dumpster dive.
>>2612293Then you just suck at doing internet, anon.It's not that hard to block things out, or, you know, just scroll past things you don't care about.
I stubbed my toe today
Bros... I really love Mori...
>>2612317I agree
Amelia: >Handholding vanilla missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreationGura: >Tender, loving missionary sex under the covers exclusively to put baby batter in her ovenIna: >Cuddling and gentle kissing while pumping into her from the missionary position, with the lights off, entirely for the sake of passing on both your genes to a future generationKiara: >Anal, scat play, and massive orgies where she calls over all her employees to rail her one by one, only giving you a turn after everyone else is finished with her worn out bodyMori: >Passionate missionary position lovemaking with the intent of impregnatio
>>2612296WE ARE?
>>2612254This is in serious need of an update, no one posts goslings when Ame isn't doing a karaoke or asmr or comfy zatsudan and sure as fuck no one says lewd unironically.
>>2611743>Roboco>Never had one, but I dreamt about Apex once
>>2612288/hlg/ is tsundere for all the ENs, aside from Kiara for obvious reasons.
>>2612310>>2612311Amazing...
>>2612276That poster is me, so yes, I would let him fuck Ina
i will now fall asleep and i will awaken when gura streams.
>>2612321a new soundpost of Mio
>>2612331Same bro, you're a faggot and I hate you, by the way.
>>2612333BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>2612109God, I want to be Connor and send dick pics to Ollie on discord. Imagine her cute reactions.
Mio is singing Lemon right now
>>2612334THE SAME
Gura-Lifts-Her-Tail>My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?Amelius Woltson>This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.Gura-Lifts-Her-Tail>If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?Amelius Woltson>Oh, my foolish little Sharkgonian maid, you must use your hands.Gura-Lifts-Her-Tail>You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?Amelius Woltson>Of course.Gura-Lifts-Her-Tail>But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.Amelius Woltson>Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.Gura-Lifts-Her-Tail>Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!Amelius Woltson>Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
>>2612311based doesn't-know-how-job-descriptions-work anon
>>2612347>Would you fuck me?>I'd fuck me.>I'd fuck me so hard.
>>2612265>reaper best ENAnd you are ruin our board
>Your oshi>Your favorite 2hu
>>2612353Fuck you too deadbeat, I hope you choke in your sleep.
Anya is about to execute an indog live on stream
>>2612254All me except you forgot me posting about my priestess Ina as well
>>2612361I will die now
>>2612380This poster is Ame.
>>2612369kill yourself you incompetent fucking cunt
>>2612333Why is everyone a whore besides Kiara
IF YOU WATCH SOMEONE ELSE'S MOVIE WATCHALONG, JUST FOR THEM, WITH NO MOVIE, FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING STREAM. YOU ARE NOT "STRAIGHT". YOU DO NOT SEE THEM AS JUST A "FRIEND". YOU'RE FUCKING CRUSHING ON THEM.IT'S NOT CALLED BEING A "GOOD FRIEND". GODO FRIENDS DONT ACT LIKE THAT. ALSO BEING IN ALL OF THEIR STREAMS WHEN YOU'RE NOT LIVE IS ALSO NOT "FRIEND"-ESQUE. YOU CANT GO 1 DAY WITHOUT HEARING THEIR SWEET, SULTRY, RASPY VOICE WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR EAR.YOU'RE ALSO NOT JUST A "GOOD FRIEND" IF YOU CONSTANTLY MENTION THE OTHER ON YOUR OWN SOLO STREAMS FOR NO APPARENT REASON. AND ITS VERY WEIRD HOW YOU KNOW HER SCHEDULE DOWN TO A T.SINGING A SONG FOR YOUR "GOOD FRIEND" AND CALLING HER YOUR "SUNSHINE"? NO.DEDICATING A SONG TO YOUR "GOOD FRIEND" AND THEN TEARING UP MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT IT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME THIS "GOOD FRIEND" SHIT. NO "GOOD FRIEND" JEOPARDIZES THEIR ENTIRE STREAM WHEN THE OTHER SHOWS UP IN THEIR CHAT, AND JUST STARTS TALKING TO THEM WITHOUT A CARE FOR THE OTHER VIEWERS IN THE STREAM.YEAH OKAY. YOU SEE HER AS A 'GOOD FRIEND' YET YOU MAKE THIS COMPLETELY OOC COMMENT THAT COMPLETELY TAKES BOTH OF YOU OUT OF THE GAME. WHAT THE FUCK?SHE'S JUST YOUR "GOOD FRIEND". WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK HER TO COLLAB EVERY WEEK? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSIVE, DEPENDENT, AND CLINGY WITH JUST HER? AND NOT ANYONE ELSE?AND WHY DO YOU ONLY EVER YURIBAIT WITH HER? AND NOT WITH ANYONE ELSE? EVEN WHEN KIARA EXTENDS YOU AN OLIVE BRANCH - NO YURIBAITING. MORI - NO YURIBAITING. INA - RARE, BUT NO YURIBAITING.BUT AME? YURIBAITING EVERY FUCKING 5 MINUTES OF A 3 HOUR STREAM. WHY WHY WHY?AND FINALLY. FINAL FUCKING LY. YOU. NEVER. FUCKING. LIKE. OR. RETWEET. ANY. OTHER. GIRL. IN. HOLOLIVE. AS. CONSISTENTLY. AS. YOU. DO. HER.IS SHE JUST YOUR "GOOD FRIEND"? THEN WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY BROWSING HER FANART HASHTAG ALONE, AND LIKING HER ART, HER ART WITH YOU, EVEN ART THAT HAS YOU TWO FUCKING KISSING AND IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE COITUS?FUCK OFF YOU CLEARLY SEE HER AS MORE THAN A FRIEND
>>2612383LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm relistening to Gura's ASMRShit's good
>>2612333Sir I have an urgent message from the based department that requires your attention
>>2612382>Mio>Hijirin
This thread went to shit huh?
>>2612333Amelia:>PEE IN ASSGura:>ASSHOLE USED AS MY URINALIna:>BUTT TOILETKiara:>IN IHR ARSCHLOCH PISSENMori:>You know where I'm going with this. Unleashing my yellow stream in her colon.
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SO YESTERDAY WE CONFIRMED THAT EVERYONE IS HERETHEY PROBABLY SEE OUR POSTS THAT BOTH OF THEM NEEDS TO MOVE TOGETHER AND DECIDED TO ACTUALLY DO IT.WHY? BECAUSE IT KILLS TWO BIRDS IN ONE STONE, AME GETS HER SHITTY INTERNET FIXED AND GURA WILL NOT BE LONELY ANYMORE.I HAVE ACTUAL PROOFS FOR THIS>GURA TAKING TOO MUCH TIME ON UPDATING HER SCHEDULEWHY? BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE MOST TIME TO PLAN HER SCHEDULES AND SHE ALSO NEEDS TIME TO PREPARE TO MOVE SINCE SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS MOVING TO AME'S STATE>INA TALKING ABOUT GURA AND AME'S SLEEPOVERWHY WOULD A GURAME SLEEPOVER COMES TO FIRST TO INA'S MIND WHEN TALKING ABOUT SLEEPING HABITS? ITS BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM ASKED INA TO MOVE WITH THEM BUT INA REFUSED. SHE REMEMBERED THAT PROPOSAL DURING THE COLLAB AND IS NOW FORESHADOWING IT.>GURA CANCELLING HER TARANTULAS AND AME CANCELLING HER FISHIESIT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE MOVING TOGETHER AND YOU FAGS ARE TOO DENSE TOO NOTICE IT>AME CHANGING HER BANNER AT THE SAME DAY SHE SAID SHE NEEDS SOMETHING TO DO WITH HER BANKWHY WOULD SHE DO THAT? SHE CHANGED HER BANNER ON TO SOMETHING THAT AS IF SHE AND GURA ARE LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE WHY? BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT ALWAYS HER PLAN IS, SHE WANTS TO LIVE WITH GURA SO BAD THAT SHE IS ALREADY PROJECTING IT ON HER TWITTER BANNER. IT IS NOT SOME CORPORATE SHILLING LIKE TAKAMORI, SHE IS JUST GENUINELY IN LOVE WITH GURA AND JUST OVERLY EXCITED TO MOVE IN WITH HER.>SHE TOOK A PLANE ON HER WAY TO LOOK FOR A NEW OFFICE WHY?AS I FUCKING TOLD YOU FUCKS THEY ARE GONNA LIVE TOGETHER, YOU DONT TAKE A PLANE WHEN MOVING TO ANOTHER NEARBY STATE, BUT WOULD SHE TAKE ONE HUH? IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE GONNA LIVE TOGETHER.>WE SEE AN EVIDENCE THAT HINTS ON THIS ONE ON THE LATEST GURA'S STREAM.GURA IS TOO EMBARASSED ON THE THOUGHT OF MARRYING AME, WHY BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER UNIRONICALLY AND THE THOUGHT OF THAT MADE HER TOO FLUSTERED THAT SHE OPT TO CHOOSE MORI INSTEAD OF AME.>GURA SAID SHE IS GOING TO BE VERY BUSY NEXT WEEK AND AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME AS AME'S MOVING TIMEMORE EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE MOVING TOGETHER COME ON ANONS YOU'RE NOT SOME BLIND FUCKS AREN'T YOU?>AME SAID ""I'M SAVING MYSELF"""" AND GURA SAID SHE IS HUNGRY ALL THE TIME AND CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT EATINGGUESS FUCKING WHAT ONCE THEY MOVED ON AND LIVE TOGETHER THEY ARE GONNA FUCKING HAVE ROUGHEST CLAM EATING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE IN THEIR FUCKING LIVES. GURA IS SO FUCKING HUNGRY ON THE THOUGHT ON EATING AME THAT SHE CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.>GURA HAD MENTIONED LAST NIGHT HER BED CLUTTERED AND IT WOULD BE A WHILE BEFORE SHE COULD ACTUALLY GET SLEEP.THIS IS TYPICALLY THE CASE WHEN PEOPLE ARE PACKING FOR A TRIP. SHE ALSO HAS MENTIONED BIG PLANS THIS WEEKEND AND TO EXPECT A COLLAB COMING UP. SHE ALSO MENTIONS WATCHING HOLO STREAMERS THIS WEEKEND. SHE ALSO INCLUDED A 'TIMES SUBJECT TO CHANGE' ON HER SCHEDULE, IN CASE THERE ARE ANY TECHNICAL ISSUES. THUS, GURA IS GOING TO MEET UP WITH AME AND MAYBE HELP HER MOVE. THIS IS THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION.>GURA WAS ASKE IF SHE IS MOVING? AND SAID """"NO NO MAYBE"""""https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDHmQP7kmvE&t=1016s IF THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING PROOOF THEN I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT IS.>BUT OHH NYOO SHE IS JUST RECORDING STUFFFOR FUCKS SAKE SSHE IS NOT LABELING HER SHIT AND PUTTING HER SHIT ON BOXES FOR NOTHINGG AND SPECIALLY FOR RECORDING. SHE IS MOVING WITH AMELIA H. WATSON AND THEY WILL GET THEIR LONG AWAITED IRL SEEEEEEX WHEN THAT FUCKING HAPPENS>WHAT DID AME MEAN BY THIS?>Last week>Gura 3 duets>Everyone else (-Mori): 2>Today>Gura 3 duets>Everyone else: 1 or 2SHE IS DOING HER DUET REPS WITH GURA BECAUSE THEY BOTH WILL DO AN OFF-COLLAB DUET KARAOKE STREAM ONCE THEY MOVED IN TOGETHER ANNND AFTER THAT THEY ARE BOTH EXHAUSTED FROM SINGING THEY WILL BOTH STARE AT EACH OTHERS EYES AND JUST AUTOMATICALLY FUCK EACH OTHER LIKE THERE IS NO TOMMOROW, IT'S IN THEIR NATURAL INSTINCTS IT CAN'T BE FUCKING HELPED>WHY IS GURA HAVING SUGAR SHAKES WHY IS SHE OUT OF A SUDDEN NERVOUS? WANNA KNOW WHY?SHE MET UP WITH AMELIA AND SHE IS TOO NERVOUS WHEN SHE MET UP WITH HER. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? THIS STREAM SHE HAS THIS WEIRD GLOW TODAY>GURA MENTIONED MOVING SHIT INSIDE HER HOUSEWHEN MOVING STUFF INSIDE YOUR HOUSE IT MEANS YOU'RE CLEANING UP FOR A VISITOR, SOMEONE IMPORTANT, SOMEONE SPECIAL THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO EMBARASS YOURSELF TO THAT SPECIAL PERSON BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY HOLD THEM DEAR IN YOUR HEART. HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKC>I'M DECORATING GURA'S ROOMFUCK YOU THAT SHIT IS STILL REAL THEY ARE FUCKING NEIGHBORSSS, GURA MENTIONED SHE PACKED ALL OF HER SHIT IN TO A BOX LIFTED UP HER SHITTY TABLE, AME VISITED HER AND THEY ARE NOW A FUCK NEIGHBORS WITH EXTRA BENEFITS. THEY ARE GONNA STAND IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER'S PORCH AND THEY ARE GONNA LOCK EACH OTHER'S EYES. THEY ARE GONNA SILENTLY KISS AND GENTLY TOOK OFF TO BED AND FINALLY HAVE SEX SSEEXXXX SEXX YOU HEARD ME?(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)
>>2612382GuraTossup between Marisa, Aya, and Keiki
>>2612353>>2612381Now kiss
>>2612315Yeah it's fucking annoying as hell
>>2612409Nah, it just refuses to fucking die
>>2612382moriflandre
>>2612410Suisei.....
>>2612397Anon most people departed from the cafeteria and went back to work or recess use your inside voice please.
>>2612410FUCK OFF HOSHIYOMI
>>2612409It was shit from the very beginning, did you not see that seadog shiczo repeatedly get banned like a game of whack-a-mole? He just kept coming back with doxx shit.
Ogey
>>2612382GuraMarisa
evidence so far that gura is a nuclear submarine captain:>"bloop" named after an anomalous sonar signal detected by US NAVY intelligence>doesn't need floaties—she uses BALLAST TANKS>obsessed with "trident" weapon of the united states SLBM arsenal>"atlantis", more like the ATLANTIC FLEET >huge numbers of SUBS, but won't talk about them>days of SILENT RUNNING to conceal her position>wants a SAILOR SUIT for her next costume>demands to be called CAPTAIN GURA>carried a BIG GUN as part of her military training>can't discuss her TOP SECRET offstream activities
>killed by page 10Wew
>>2612409What gave it away?
Can you fags kill this fucking thread already
ANYA WILL KILL HER PET DOG!
>>2612444not yet
I LOVE YOU KIARA
>>2612410HOLY BASED