/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

What kind of teasing is acceptable to do to Mio or Fubuki?

I'm in!

>>26060503
>Get on one knee on a place with a beautiful view
>tie your shoe

>>26060756
BUILT FOR kisses

Haha, wouldn't it be funny if you settled down with a nice hag and had some kids?

>>26060272
> Koyokoyo
I am going to bushi bushi this swelling appendage Joshu-kun ~

>>26061040
That sounds fucking hilarious bro.
Can you imagine making Mio feel like she's 17 again when she's with you?
haha

>>26061040
Fuck, forgot the picture

I want Mio to hold me...

>>26061102
haha imagine coming home from work to your wife Mio greeting you with a nice dinner
that would be the funniest shit ever

>>26060977
I did thise to a girl in front of the castle at disney once, she kicked me pretty hard. Totally worth it.

>>26060272
Pomu is my oshi.

Hag bushes

Where's my dakimakura for Mio's million, Cover

>>26060977
Know what would make that scenario much better? genuinely not knowing how to tie ones shoelace.
Although I think I would be the one dying of embarrassment not Mio.

>>26060272
I want to this hag to myself

hags best

I want to come home from work to see my Hag wife Botan cooking dinner in the kitchen as our children run around playing in the back garden.
I'd slowly pull her skirt down and breed her right there in the kitchen

god I love hags

>>26060272
based hag lovers

I really really like squeaky genki hags

>>26061040
What if one for argument's sake had assburgers and got a hag pregnant. Would the child have it as well?

>>26061040
hahaha, just as funny as trying to keep a healthy lifestyle with her and achieve our goals together haha, wouldn't that be hilarious

Wife...
I larp a lot about being in love with this chuuba and that chuuba but Aki is the only one where I actually mean it. Literally head over heels in love with that woman.

>>26062695
That webm of her dancing...
God, one night with her would ruin me forever, chasing that high once more.

>>26062903
Her every live ever is literally sex. I saved all of them just in case something happens to her channel.

>>26061766
I would like to propose a toast, here's to healthy, sexy hags preying on younger men!

My married hag oshi just turned 22 LET'S GOOOOOOO!!

Koyo violating your mouth with her tongue while she gives you a slippery handjob before begging you to put a baby into her!

>>26063220
Can I join the toast even if my hag isn't healthy?
It's not her fault bros, Pochi is doing her best...

I want to hold hands with a hag

>>26060503
Inseminating her ironically and raising triplets

Edge of hagdom. It's time to normalize her inclusion in the halls of this cultured thread.

>>26064826
idk anon how is she supposed to feed our children when shes that flat..
My kids need the finest hag milk from the biggest hag milkers.
Unless those squishy hair things are like udders they drink from

the most based esl

>>26062545
Good chance for it to happen especially since hags eggs are old prone to defects.

>>26062545
Mental illnesses are mostly just behavioral; caused primarily by a stunted upbringing that leads to bad habits which usually include bad social interactions. If you can fix yourself or generally don't show these behaviors in front of your kids, or prepare them mentally to deal with "society", they won't pick up these negative behaviors themselves

>>26060272

I've no idea what is it about Mio but she's the only chuuba that ignites my lust, her fucking everything is pure, raw eroticism

>>26065630
Is that so. I honestly believed that being diagnosed with Aspergers Syndrome one would be fucked up for life and would find it really difficult to have children.
Just hearing that good news has changed my view on wanting children and impregnating a hag.

>>26065145
> Koyori and science equals
Every new FEMALE onahole in a year born to serve me with healthy spliced DNA while i have preggy sex and milk with my Koyokoyo.

Which holohag has the loudest, smelliest farts?

Help! I NEED TO BREED THIS HAG NOW!

>>26067659
Definitely Mio

>>26067659
Better yet, which hag has the stankest pussy?

I will enforce their menopause

Idc if you're just trying to get (you)s at this point, hag love!

>>26060272
>>26060503
>>26060977
>>26061102
>>26061271
>>26061651
>>26061753
>>26061766
>>26062131
>>26064711
>>26065880
>>26067659
>>26070612
>>26070672
>Mio
No

>>26075572
Shut the fuck up Taiga.
https://twitter.com/Robin0022662415/status/1529376587824541696

>>26075572
Stupid fucking cat I hope you get run over by a car

>>26075572
TAIGA HATE

>>26075874
>>26075919
>>26076901

>>26075572
I WILL FEED YOU TO THE CHINKS IF YOU DONT QUIT DISRESPECTING YOUR HAG MILF OWNER

HAG IS LIFE! HAG LOVE!

>>26063516
big baby...

>>26065128
Les Bain?

>>26061784
she's already mine

Hags are shit

>>26075572
>>26077408
Taiga you piece of shit stop cockblocking me

>>26063516
I hope your hag gets better...

>>26079422
Gayest post I've ever laid eyes on.

Oh, hey guys! What’s going on in here?

based hagchads

>>26067390
> would be fucked up for life
Mentality affects behavior.
If you're told this by some "expert" and believe it, it subconsciously stops you from pouring love into the "defect". And that turns into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

>>26065880
There's something purely instinctual about her voice and demeanor that awakens something in me every time.

>>26064936
You don't large tits to produce lots of milk, it's just that they get bigger because of the milk in them. Ina would probably go up to a large A or small B cup

>>26081512 (me)
*You don't need large tits

>>26075572
Who ever would take to quote this many replies doesn't deserve Mio anyway lol

>>26065880
>>26081146
https://files.catbox.moe/biexjw.webm

Do we have any hagchads among holo members?
I guess okayu counts as one because of korone, anyone else?

hag love

>>26079422
Happy pride month

>>26081556
I love pausing this video at random for a randomized piece of fanart, after jerking off to the whole thing.

>>26081624
towa absolutely loves hags

>>26060272
yes

>>26060272
Yes hello I am the only person on this board that genuinely likes this drunkard hag

>>26081624
haachama seems to be very much into the adult ladies of hololive

>>26084734
You're not the only one with a mombership here.

Hags need happy marriage and pregnancy correction

>>26075572
I'm going to gently tease Mio and tickle her feet and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
But really what I'd also like more to do with her as well as Fubuki is use either of them as a bed warmer.

Stand back hagbros, my time has come.

I love you all my hagbros

>>26087668
>Eccentric
>Foreigner
>(Almost) 20 years apart
>Considered strange
I'm going to marry Mio

>>26087668
how old is she? we're over 20 years apart that's for sure

>>26081556

>>26087668
>You don't have sex appeal
This shit fails at the first hurdle.

>>26090465
36.

>>26087668
>20 years apart

hags belong to shotas

>>26081512
>>26081532
Then I suppose I'll count it then. I will suckle on them first to test if our child will be well off

yes yes hags

>>26092889
>mio is 4 years older than me
I envy the anons that is 20 years younger than her.

>>26095109
Don't lose hope, anon. You just need to meet on of those criteria to potentially be the one to save her dusty womb before it's too late. We still have time! One of us can be the one!

>>26095287
There's a simple solution to clean up Mio's dusty womb.
Its called a feather duster. That would help remove all the dust letting her womb be clean enough to fill up with cum.

>>26060503
Mating press

https://files.catbox.moe/mqb1kp.webm

>>26079741
Thanks dude...
I will patiently wait for her..
>>26078055
Look at this beautiful smile, she will smile like this again, it's a promise!

>>26092889
im half her age, how does she do it
how does she get me hard every single time

>>26098501
It's really quite simple. Older women have experience, they know what they want out of sex and more importantly they know how to give you what you want out of sex. Some boring ass girl who is a virgin or who has just laid there and let some other idiot just have has way with her without doing anything herself could never even hope to give you the same sexual experience an older woman could.

my oshi will become a hag, soon!

>>26061097
This mature coyote is getting more and more seductive by the day

Lion sex

I used to be the most massive coomer, but in the past year I've been slowly transitioning into a hag lover. Sure, a brat virgin pussy can be more appealing on the surface level, but there are also a lot more problems in practice. Brats can be good if you have equally low self-confidence and experience, but once you grow past that, it just doesn't feel worth it anymore.

Hags are more comfortable in their skin, know what they are doing and are more resilient in case of problems due to their experience, so it's simply more smooth and satisfying experience. Hags are more reciprocal. A brat won't understand your problems, more often you have to solve their problems while getting nothing in return. With a hag, you can both support each other more equally, and provide each other goodness with intention and awareness, and simply have better communication. This creates more powerful mind-and-body lust for sex, which is ultimately better than surface-level lust you have on brats. While brats can have more fresh body, you just can't have the all-encompassing robust connection that hags' life experience makes possible.

I previously thought that hags just can't be cute as cute as brats. But the thing with brats is that they tend to act cute out of pressure and to compensate lacking self-confidence. A hag being cute is more genuine, which amplifies the value.