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towa

Hello

ultrabullet?

The second day of /nasfaqg/ chess tournament is undergoing! Watch the stream at https://www.twitch.tv/not_nasfaq

Sheet with a schedule and rules and rankings here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gHDG56xUpyBffvgnsTXwUuyEByemROiMKjuKgOSnxHE/edit?usp=sharing

>>25983060
hie!

>>25983060
hi

I just watched mate in 1 be hung on move 3. This is beautiful.
https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousCrazyGuanacoAMPEnergyCherry-8fU0HeMD3B86uY8C

>>25983325
Ah, the classic Fool's Mate Gambit Declined opening.

i may be stupid

>>25983610
At least you're cute

>delayed scholar's mate

>>25981794

>>25983895
>ohhhh harem heimin per value chess dick girl
H-hot...

>>25983895
i will get ultrabullet to show up

Congrats to towa for reaching 1 mill towa coins!!!!!

>>25984343

>>25984343

>>25984343
now the cosplay pics

ALWAYS
BET
ON
BLONDES

>>25984343
>8th coin to get 1M shares
what went wrong

>>25966637
Never post my wife again

Where do I check how much I bought a coin for?

>>25985983
Your history

>>25985983
mpp

>>25986000
But I don't remember on what date I bought them.

>>25986059
just gotta click until you find it

>>25986248

>>25986262
Look I've been complaining about this for a while but all I got from richfags was "skill issue" and "I don't see what the problem is," so don't expect it to ever get changed.

https://lichess.org/YzLiTMvB
This is proof that every game should have been ultrabullet. peak sovl

gay nasfaq sex

Who do I ask to lend me money so I can lose it on gambling ?

>>25986787
Do you like leashes, anon?

>>25986946
begone priestess

newfag here, can i ask the captcha to create an account ? i only know the answer for ogey...

>>25987007
Sorry anon, you're too new to play nasfaq.
I made my account so long ago I don't even remember the questions...

>>25987007
rrat
chocoball
twap...

>>25987007
newfagchama...
I will only give you a small amount of spoonfeeding.
Try typing the prompts into the archives and do some thinking while you look.

>>25987064
Nevermind this fucker >>25987059
just put the whole airplane in.

>>25987059
why spoonfeed literal selfproclaimed newfags

>>25987059
Chocoball? I feel like I wrote in nigger.

>>25987129
Nigga and Nigger didn't work for me when I joined which is why it took me an embarrassing amount of time.

>>25987007
I would normally agree with the other fags that you should do your reps.
But Holofight time is a special time. Don't expect to do much betting though, not only do newfags not get much to bet, but we're already through most matches anyway...

>>25986946
I like when I'm placing them on others, Yes

>>25987186
DOM OPPAI LOLI SEX
PLEASE LEASH ME

When are we getting a Watamate so we can have the yonkisei fanbase sweep in these threads.

>>25987224
>Watamate so we can have the yonkisei fanbase sweep
I'm sorry anon, but as much as I love Luna she's not actually my oshi so I don't qualify

>>25987293
no...

A lunaito watamate couple sounds pretty cute, how do we make it happen
and which would be top/bottom

>>25987034
>>25987059
>>25987064
>>25987163
sorry to cause a rumble anons, but the fact is i've been doing my reps for the past hour but somehow my 10iq brain can't figure it out...

>>25987392
That sounds so incredibly unlikely I don't know how it'd happen.
The Lunaito for sure.

>>25987431
Thats right. Despite not really being a "true" lunaito I could only function as top. sex is irrelevant .

https://betting-iscringe.github.io/ betting board updated

Hope everyone had fun gambling.
Numbers Review in a little over 4 hours.
G.U.R.A. report this coming weekend.

>>25989190
Thank you for hosting~

>>25989190
>G.U.R.A. report this coming weekend.
So you'll be posting both this week's and the coming week's next weekend?

>>25984937
You are so uppity sometimes you know? Calm down. Be at peace with me.

The /nasfaqg/ summer games chess tournament ends in Harem's victory!
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you to participants, commentators, those who helped organize the event, and those who took the time off their days to come watch the games!

The evening continues with Jstris, enter the lobby here! https://jstris.jezevec10.com/join/Z584G9

The Summer Games continues on the 24th with a mahjong tournament!
Reminder that the OC making competition is ongoing!

Good games to all those who played, hope everyone had fun.

Why did HL rise so much?

>>25990866
>He doesn't know.

>>25990707
Thanks for the event and also to my opponents. I had fun

Anyone want to OJ

>>25992671
I'm always up for OJ friend

apparently you can delete multiple auctions and stack the debt

>>25993950
You IDIOT

>>25993950
Again?

>>25993950
Well this is funny to see.

>>25993950
AHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE TIMELOOPS

>>25994055
yeah I wanted to see if you could cancel auctions after getting into debt

>>25993950

>>25994230
Triangle evolved?

>>25994379
Triangle (ultimate form)

oi

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>25998984
19:00:00

>>25998984

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 33,612,713, a 0.68% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 509,284. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,784,532 shares, or 8.28% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 76,945 shares, or 0.23% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Nabi :: +4.3%
>Moona :: +4%
>Iofi :: +3.6%
>Ayame :: +3.3%
>Noel :: +2.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Sana :: -7.5%
>Hololive :: -2.1%
>Aqua :: -1.4%
>Watame :: -1%
>Mel :: -0.7%

3 coins (Iroha, Okayu, Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $277,097.94, which is an increase of 6.24% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $1,131,910,483,837.38, which is an increase of 10.33% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $33,675.07. A total of 11 coins are above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest value, at $142,197,492,926.50 in total market value, or 12.56% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $870,855,797.64 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 45):
>Hololive :: +142.3% Holy shit.
>Sana :: +138% BEEG returns.
>Suisei :: +23% This is also impressive but c'mon.
>Luna :: +19.9%
>Kovalskia :: +19.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 21):
>Watame :: -23.7%
>Marine :: -23.4%
>Subaru :: -20.3%
>Kronii :: -15.5%
>Amelia :: -15%

1 coin (Rurudo) had a net 0% change in value today. Maybe if she streamed more than once in 3 months this would move more.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $1,230,951,874, which is a decrease of 15.06% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,502,524,703.87 today, an increase of 71% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 22):
>Hololive :: +131.5%
>IRyS :: +29.9%
>Zeta :: +13.1%
>Sana :: +9.7%
>Nabi :: +9.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Calliope, Kanaeru, Nachoneko, Reine, Kiara) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>15 coins (Pekora, Chloe, Nabi, Haato, Korone, Choco, Lamy, Pochimaru, Nene, Sora, Nana, Ui, Koyori, Civia, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>46 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Hololive :: $2099.86 Down
>Sana :: $977.37 Down
>Marine :: $553.18 Up
>Noel :: $505.45 Up
>Subaru :: $501.10 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Reine :: $4.91 Up
>Civia :: $4.98 Up
>Rushia :: $5.36 Up
>Mel :: $5.90 Down
>Iroha :: $9.04 Down

Overall Average movement was $16.65 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $112.92 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$291.41 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>26000561
>>Hololive :: $2099.86 Down
God damn.

Hello /nasfaqg/, we’ve prepared a financial report for you, the Returns Report. Seeing how leaderboard place might not entirely reflect how well or how poorly you are doing anymore and the benchmark page is vulnerable to daily market fluctuations, we’ve collected data from all active players with open wallets. It was then processed and separated into four categories: Trading, Investing, Dividends, and Wallet Appreciation to gain more insight into your performance during the past week. The tables will use colors to denote possible membership of a corporation/group after they form.

>Changelog
• Reminder: you can request individual user ledgers, either as images or .csv files! Just message Triangle or Clocks.
• Two new groups debuted have debuted!

>Game Activity
• There have been 224 players who made at least a single transaction in the past week, which is 14 more than last week.

>Disclaimer & Limitations
Before we proceed, I should note that the Returns Report is still a work-in-progress. In its finished state, the Returns Report will also include losses/gains of net worth due to gacha, betting, and market fluctuations, painting a whole and complete picture of individual components that caused your net worth to change over the week.
The data collection has several limitations:
• It does not include data from closed wallets.
• Inactivity is denoted solely by the lack of trades in the past week.
• If someone were to open and close their wallets over the week, it’d only count the open-wallet period.
• User had to exist at the moment the beginning of the week, when data collection started.
So, if you are active and want to see your performance in those reports, set your wallet to public!

Due to peculiarities of the data collection, there is a single case in which an active account would not be featured in the Returns Report, even with an open wallet. All three conditions have to be fulfilled:
• Account was created last year.
• Account’s wallet is open.
• Account never bought a coin.
In this single case, that account would need to be manually added. No active accounts fulfill those conditions right now. Nevertheless, if you do not appear in the Returns Report and would 1) want to 2) fulfill three criteria above, please send a direct message to Triangle Consulting.


>Income Overview
The data was collected during the 20:00 GMT+0 05.06.2022 to 20:00 GMT+0 12.06.2022 period. Data is sorted from largest to smallest total income during the data collecting period.
To define the sources of income:
- ‘Trading Profit’ stems from selling coins within the last week. Once a coin is sold, an associated ‘buy’ transaction is matched. The difference between buy price and sell price, deducted by buying/selling taxes, constitutes the trading profit column. Zeros in this column indicate a lack of sells, while negative values indicate inefficient trading.
- ‘Investments Profit’ stems from coins bought but not sold within the last week. In this case, the ‘profit’ is measured by taking the buy price and subtracting it from the 14-day average price of the coin. Negative values here indicate buying coins above their base price and holding them – large negative values are often the signs of heavy oshicoining or spending large amounts of money at once.
- ‘Last Dividends’ is simple enough. It’s the dividend payout from 11.06.2022 dividends.
- ‘Wallet Appreciation’ is the increase in net worth caused by market inflation. Bigger wallets have coins that remained ‘passive’ throughout the entire week are neither bought nor sold; however, the market is trending upwards, and thus they increase in value over time slightly. It is harder to notice, but it has a massive impact as it makes up for roughly 1/4th of the total profits of higher-ranked players. It’s calculated by taking the 21-day average price of a coin one week ago and now, subtracting them, and then multiplying by the amount of ‘passive’ coins in the wallet for every coin. Naturally, if the market were trending downwards, we’d observe a wallet depreciation, loss in value.
- ‘Auctions’ is the net balance of all auctions that finished within the data collection period. This factors in taxes on the side of the buyer, since the seller of the item only receives 95% of the bid.

>>26000892
>Trading Overview
Using the same data, this breaks down all ‘active’ trading profits into categories and sorts players by total trading profits from last week.
‘Trading Income’ is the basic difference between the buy and sell price of coins, ‘Trading Taxes’ are losses from buy/sell taxes in the two matching transactions. Taxes differ based on multicoin count. ‘Trading Profits’ is simply income minus taxes.
‘Invested Amount’ is the amount of money converted into coins by unmatched buys. ‘Investment Income’ composes of ‘Invested Profit’ plus ‘Investment Taxes’, it’s highlighted for consistency. ‘Investment Taxes’ are losses due to taxes associated with those transactions. In theory, 4.5% is the minimal investment taxes/invested amount ratio, while 45% is the maximal ratio, representing only 1x buys or only 10x buys. ‘Invested Profit’ is the difference between the price the coin was purchased at and its average price, minus taxes; you can consider it a forced sell of every coin bought during the week at the average price. Oshicoiners and high-ranked players, respectively, thrust themselves into buying coins above their average prices if they want to convert liquid into coins for long-term dividend profits.
As you can see, trading differentiates the players a lot. While total income was correlated mainly with rank, especially high on the leaderboard, trading easily differentiates between players who are close to one another.

>>26000918
>Dividends Overview
This section is meant to represent the long-term investment quality, represented by wallet composition. ‘Last Dividends’ displays the last dividends payout, ‘Average Net Worth’ is the average of daily net worth measured at 20:00 GMT+0 on every day pre-dividends, and ‘Approximate ROI %’ is ‘Last Dividends’ divided by ‘Average Net Worth’. The data is sorted from highest ‘Approximate ROI %’ to lowest. Since it is just an approximation and concerns a single payout, you should aim for being consistently high rather than always being on the top.
The ‘Dividends’ section of the Report is a work-in-progress and thus has some limitations: it is susceptible to price fluctuations and since it only takes into account the last dividends, it will favor oshicoiners of the top coin(s) over people with wallets that are better diversified for week-by-week stable dividend income.

>>26000946
>Income by Source
In this table, the total income of the past week was split into its core components, indicating how much every element contributed to the weekly profits. When a component brought losses, it was skipped so all components would sum up to 100%. This table is sorted by rank.
Higher-ranked players rely almost exclusively on dividends and wallet appreciation for profit. Trading has a maximum profitability cap associated with it since the number of trades you can make in a single cycle is limited. This is reinforced by the need to spend liquid to be able to hold coins that will generate profits over time in an exponential manner, stifling the profitability of trading higher-up.
On the other hand, trading can make up the bulk of income for the newer players It remains the primary method of climbing since it heavily differentiates between players, while dividends are more or less the same percentage-wise.
Auctions are a niche source of income most of the time, but can explain much of the rapid movement at later pages of the leaderboard.
As you can see, wallet appreciation starts being the main driving force of late-game income. This trend will deepen as long as dividends remain stagnant.

That concludes the Returns Report. Are the results what you expected? Is there some functionality you’d want for us to implement? Feel free to discuss and give us feedback.

>>26000918
oh shit cool i got to top 5

>>26000970
>Perfect streak of no Losses continues.

>>26000918
I guess I did well, but I still have to improve quite a lot.

Holy shit I'm starting to win more in mahjong

>>26003184
>>>>>I'm
We knew you were cheating with your wife

>>26003239
Hey that was only for the last match
And be careful how you phrase things

>>26003239
I actually did him more harm than good!I too was concerned by the phrasing

>>26003184
congratz on winning!

>>26003503
Gomen again for draining your points into the negative on the last round twice in a row

good night nasfaqg

I didn't won... But I placed second! And I had one yaku! So it's something! It's not nothing!

>>26003756
oyasumi~ sweet dreams

>>26000561
As per late usual, thank you very much for your numbers review!
5 Superchat Increases
>Zeta :: +13.1%
All me.

Hey all, trial dev here with a quick update.
We are planning to release some of the mentioned hats this week and maybe a little something bonus . If you have additional hat images, do share.
In the meantime we have added an inactivity display to the leaderboard, if it is buggy let us know (currently based on trading). You will need to hard refresh to see this.

Currently honk is making good progress on mutual funds, but there is a lot to consider. I think we have a lot of the underlying features planned, but things may need balancing. Some of the basics have already been created but we can't give a solid ETA yet.
If people have been having email authentication issues this should also be fixed, if not let us know.

Unfortunately from me I've still been busy so not much progress on the Autotrader settings, but I plan to release them all at once when I can get it actually working.
-trial dev

>>26000892
>>26000918
>>26000946
>>26000970
Thank you very much for preparing the financial report for anons! I believe everyone very appreciate it!
Also crap, I didn't improved my trades as I wanted... I only made it worse...

Roboco glasses...

>>26004403
Just in case you guys don't have the Kronii Flower Hat!!
please add it already..........

>>26004403
Thanks for the updates trial dev and co.!

>>26004403
Thank you and everyone in the team for the hard work! Everyone or at least me very appreciate your hard work! I understand that this project is not a full time job and life is more important! Take care of yourselves! And once again thank you! And remember to make some breaks while coding, bugs do love to happen after 5 hours of non stop sitting...
Also don't look up page 5 and 6... death...

>>26004957
I forgor

>>26003184

>>26004403
Thank you and the team for good work and dilligence...

>>25957416
As promised I have come to make fun of one XY.
Ehhhhh? What's this? Can't catch up even with all that Mori? Now, what did you call me again? "Submissive?" "Breedable?" Bold words from someone with such paltry gains. Perhaps you meant yourself? I know a larger is quite intimidating, after all. Ohohohoho!

>>26006346
> I know a larger is quite intimidating, after all. Ohohohoho!
larger wallet, whoops.

>>26004403
thanks for the work honk and devs, and thank you for not giving up on us <3 chuuu~

>>26006346
oooh bold words

>>26006346
A onahole of his word, I can respect it. I guess I can only do one thing, and buy more Mori.

>>26006346

congratz misty-chan would you like some headpats for your accomplishment?
nade nade
such a good little girl

>>26003184
we can change that

>>26006579
So based, keep up the good work XY

>>25987401
How do you get out of bed in the morning without maiming yourself? Someone flat out gave you the answers.

>>25993950
I should've thought twice before giving you a stimmy...
>>26004403
One thing I've noticed since the server side auto-trader went live is that my holosesh token expires way more frequently. I could keep NASFAQ open until I ran out of RAM in the past, and now I have to refresh and log in because I was actually logged out multiple times a week. Is that intentional, or is that the e-mail authentication issue you're referring to?

>namefigs seething in the in-game chat
Catbox your fat, juicy cocks please. We can ERP in the thread right now.

how about instead of getting upset and trying to scapegoat 15 for it, you just unzip your pants for me?

>>26008614
Begone, horny one

>>26010766
Wtf don't dox me and my wife like that.

>>26004403
It's appreciated if you could add this hat

Who in nasfaq has the biggest dick?

>>26014853
why must you ask these kinds of things?

>>26014853
Absolutely, positively not me

>>26014904
The hags in global chat shut me down by complaining, so my curiosity grew bigger.

>>26014853
I remember an anon posted one that was a little bigger than mine, but it wasn't by a whole lot.

>>26014402
YWNBAC

>>26014853
I don't know who has the biggest but i remember yours being about this big

>>26015198
Wow, I can't believe you remember my dick size from the time we were frotting.

>>26014853
I don't feel confident enough to point a single user but narrowing it down to fanbases shouldn't be too hard
for me it's probably, haatons, heimins or deadbeats they have this wierd energy to them

cease

>>26015420
ahhhh so THAT was you, it definitely was a good time, I hope we can do it again soon

>>26000918
nice i finally got 1st
yesterday was +2mil a cycle in sells at one point it was pretty balling

>>26015696
maybe we could do it tonight

>>26002902
top 10 is getting better i belieb

>>26000918
Holy fuck I'm so proud to have NenePro lmt in my zaibatsu, Godspeed you based retard.

>>26004403
nice
since starting liquid is 277k now you could unironically delete everyone whos afk from page 4 onwards and clear up some corpses

Fuck you AMD, my second GPU poof'd and I have to hard restart. Sad Market Report incoming.

Good evening, welcome to "Oh God, a Windows machine hasn't been restarted in four fucking months...it's going to be installing updates until adjustment, isn't it?"

>it's smart enough to just skip to the most recent cumulative update
>the updates are fucking cumulative now...

>>26016463
Thank you, I take great pride in serving my zaibatsu. Glory to the Kinchou Dantai!

>>26016857

>>26016271
[/spoiler]absolutely darling, I will be waiting for you[/spoiler]

>>26016891

>>26008614
i have created a monster

>>26016899
kek someone hand me the death penalty now

>>26016899
get your hands off your dick if you want to type properly

They don't just hit Ctrl+S

>>26016899
Or maybe we could teach you how to properly use shortcuts... Id need a way to contact you then.

So are you actually a Watamate and whatever Fubuki's fanbase are called or are you just falseflagging by using those images while being gay?

>>26017235
holy schizo

>>26017394
What do you mean schizo?

>>26017596
>you can't use these pictures on the internet unless you meet my qualimifications for them

>>26015647
with haatons the psychology is obvious, larger men dont feel the psychological need to be smothered or coddled theyre perfectly happy with a crazy menhera gf, how that applies to towa or heimin im not so sure

>>26017654
Yes.

>>26017823
oh i misread, but yeah i dont know how that applies to dead beats either theyre basically the embodiment of "step on my dick mommy"

>>26017900

>>26019255
Thank you for coming back, I missed this

>>26019255
>No stabbings
boring

night, nasfaq/!

>>26019401
>Stabbings
Anon..?

>>26019569
good night, sleep well

morning, nasfaq/!

>>26020028
Good morning, how was your sleep?

hey

>>26021061
ohayo!

>>26020028
>>26021061
Yo

>>26004403
https://files.catbox.moe/k6es1k.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hax3b4.png
https://files.catbox.moe/l243lf.png
https://files.catbox.moe/5ncp26.png
https://files.catbox.moe/eb5ax7.png
https://files.catbox.moe/w13yq2.png

>>26021138
>https://files.catbox.moe/k6es1k.png
damn that looks clean as hell

>>26019255
Clocks, don't look...!

>>26021061
Hi.

Are there tools for completely automated playing yet?

>>26022622
>completely automated
>playing
im gonna need you to pick one.....

>>26022912
I'm picking >playing
I'm just asking if there is anyone out there completely automating the game, surely gotta be at least one person? Maybe one of the groups does that?

>>26006579
based deadbeat

>>26017823
>larger men dont feel the psychological need to be smothered or coddled
This is false

>>26022948
There definetely is one, just look at pagi. I also suspect most of the top 10 is still running bots from the pre server-side trader era

>>26023655
what bots? haaton sheet?

>>26023694
No, their own bots.

>>26023655
>>26023718
But do these bots automate the game completely or are they just like nasfaq's server autotrader, simply buys or sells until a target number is hit?

>>26023751
Automated, pagi seems to make his own trades through black magic and use of drugs

>>26023861
who the hell is pagi

>>26023871
Pagi is pagi, she is a pretty cute robot that will answer to you in global chat if you type "pagi"

>>26023935
I don't write to global chat

>>26023952
that's sad

>>26023751
if this is a precursor about the legality of botting then yes it is, just dont kill the game while doing so and get banned for it.

>>26023952
ask pagi to post her trades here near adjustment, it might work

>>26024052
It isn't, I don't even play the game nowadays
>>26024060
I still don't know who that is

>>26024092
You'll know when you see it

>>26024092
Pagi is a bot account. Simple as

>>26024092
I am pagi

>>26019255

>>26024092
pagi is pagi

>>26020028
morning!
>>26021061
Hie!

>>26023751
>automate the game completely
Depends on what you mean by completely. Pagi does a lot, but not everything. She does calculate trades every cycle, it is more complex than the auto trader. However extra complexity can lead to stupid trades. Buying Sana at $40k was pretty soulful however.

>>26023935
sex

>>26024720
pagi does what pagi wants. no logic needed

ahhhh my fucking dick

smells like dirty porpoise in here

Chloe and Watamelon

Good morning nasfaq!

I like this orca poster

wewlad

sekushi posso

what did she mean by this

>Chloefags are getting cucked by the CEO of Phase Connect

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEKUSU

>>26028189
morning!

Go back to bed Dancer.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>>26028189
Yo

Since when does Nasfaq watch streams? Aren't you guys supposed to be jaded anons who stopped watching Hololive months ago and are only here for ERP-ing?

WHY IS MY MONEY GOING DOWN

Oh god I'm taking a giant shit I don't think I'll make it for adjustement

>>26031958
just take a laptop with you or something

ohhhh i need to shit

>caring about adjustments

>caring about anything

Remember.

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>26032328
remember your bros before hoes

holo is retarded

post 'em

>look at the graphs
>don't understand anything
>keep buying everything anyway

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 18)
>Hololive :: $10,927.05 HoloGra too powerful.
>Roboco :: $8,958.44
>Mumei :: $6,021.42

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 48)
>Suisei :: -$21,418.39
>Gura :: -$8,180.24
>Chloe :: -$7,438.03

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,336.06
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,926.50
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,934.52

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and AIEEEEEE HOLOGRA YER SPENDIN' ALL ME MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

So what's the strategy nowadays? If you're predicting a downward adjustment, sell or keep for dividends?

>>26032493

>>26032493

i don't own enough holo for this...

how long can nasfaq last with ever increasing inflation like this?

>>26032772
All you need to do is to stop buying Aki and everything will be fine

>>26032675
Depends on how big your stack is, although it's easier for poorfags to just ride on volatile coins and sell it before adjustments

wait what the fuck did Chloe delete a stream? Why did she dip?

>only 36k views on a 3D debut
How am I supposed to make money on you like this you smelly whore

>>26032937
what are you talking about

>>26032970
her daily views are in the negatives

>>26032970
negative views

Oh.

>>26032493
I don't want to talk about it.

I bet on the chicken to blow up but her outfit reveal stream only gave 200k views. I am financially ruined

>>26033088
dumb Luna poster

>>26032493

>>26032328

Thoughts?

>>26033230
empty

>>26033230
Gay thoughts

>>26033230
You will never be rich.

>>26032493

forgor to make a 20k post

Congratulations to Mr.Wizard for making it to the top 50!

>>26033520
congratulations!

>>26033522
<3

>>26032493

>>26032493

Irystocrats need correction

[ANNOUNCEMENT]

The Returns Report Archive has been updated.
Both last night's and last week's RRs have been archived, since I forgor last week.

That is all.

>>26037639
Kronii Meido....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k

>>26008614
>>26008614
you should give back to the community anon
why would people post more dick if you arent posting boibelly and ass

>>26038659
Cease.

Where are the trades?
Why'd Holo go up? Surely hologra was worth less than Alternative's views.

>>26042094
>Why'd Holo go up?
Oversold is a thing

>>26042094
>Surely hologra was worth less than Alternative's views.
Look at number. $HOLO still did nearly 2.5x the average Sunday, lots of people were still watching the holoALT/earth VODs on Sunday.

any koyori dip buyers? we know it's gonna shoot up tomorrow right?

>>26045213
im selling koyori now bc of this post

>>26045213
I always buy Koyori.

>>26045213
I'm buying every dip, but if you aren't as wealthy as me there are better dips to buy right now. Dips that would yield a profit by tomorrow

I'm going to workout for the first time in ages. I hope you do the same /nasfaq/.

>>26046686
I did some cardio earlier.

>>26046686

>>26046686
good luck out there

>>26033230
late trades
its a good day

>>26046686
I had to do the roll of shame today while I was trying to bench 65 kg and almost injured myself like a tard, be careful out there brahs

>>26047389
>>26033230

>>26033230

When does gay posting start

>>26048091
>implying that it ever ends

>>26048091
whenever you want

>>26048323
I had to do a double take on whether I was in /infinity/ or not. Bravo.

>>26048499

>>26048323
Me on the right

>>26048499
>surely it can't be that bad
>open infinity
>scroll to bottom
>>26049189
What the fuck? Is that general really that fucking gay?

>>26049281
I'm sorry to tell you but I don't think we're that much better.
That could even be one of our own bratty deadbeats.

>>26049281
As someone who has joined their private servers. Yes.

>>26049281
>>>26049189(You)(Cross-thread)

>>26049433
I fucking knew it.

>>26049433

>>26049433
ANON WHAT THE FUCK

>>26049433
No way, I refuse to believe it

>>26049455
>>26049470
>>26049473
>>26049484
I don't want to explain

>>26049433
Which deadbeat are you

>>26049556
Anon, I...
As long as you keep it far away from this thread, do as you will. Just don't do it here.

>>26049558
Why is that important

>>26049606
XY...

>>26049568
Well, if it results in new clockbros im fine with it

>>26049631
>I'm now being mentioned in entirely unrelated matters
Taunting the heimin was a mistake...

>>26049606
Applause...

>>26049606
Triangle...

>>26049606
Joe...

>>26049606
nenep...

>>26049556

>>26049433
anon why do you think you deserve a picture with dick in it? You are so weak and pathetic for fucks sake.
In fact why are you even standing in my presence?
Get on your fucking knees like a good limp-dicked bitch and lick the dirt off of my feet.

That's it, I'm getting out the fucking bat you horny motherfuckers.

Alright I got the bat out, which one of your fuckers is going to be horny next?

>>26046686
I'll be joining you next week anon, thanks for the kind wishes.

>>26049859
I'm not horny but if you could please put me out of my misery

>>26049433
Attleast /morig/ does have to deal with whatever the fuck that is

>>26049859
Oi, don't take my post and use it yourself. I'm getting out THIS bat.
For some reason 4chan took my bat away from it so I had to go get it back.

>>26049859
It'll be me, but I'm certainly not going to post about it here
Please take your horny to a designated horny board for fuck's sake

>>26049903
>Too gay for /morig/, a Deadbeat is exiled to /inf/.

>>26049433
Lock your doors in minecraft tonight.

>>26049859
I'll be as horny as I want.
For women.
You fags deserve the rope or each other. Or both.

>>26049980
A-are you gonna put your minecraft bed next to his?!

>>26050030
God, Chocosen is pure sex....

>>26048580
I love seeing a gyate out in the wild

>>26049556
man imagine having such weird fetishes

>>26050209
y-yeah imagine

>>26050037
No, I'm gonna put my minecraft lava bucket on his floor and let nature figure out the rest.

Please come and vibe to the song, maybe it will help you all become normal...

a network

nasfaq will never be normal

>>26050789
>normal
Do you know where we are? Any idea?

>>26050789

>>26050829
I guess it's still pretty normal but ever since Rheinmetall has unveiled their new KF51 Panther Main Battle Tank I've been resisting the urge to fuck a tank and I'm about to literally break

>>26050932
Do not fuck the tanks.

All me
And thank you very much for the network map!

>>26050724
This is probably a dumb question, but other than the obvious green/red line between coins and users, how does one read this? What does the green/red shading on coin/user outlines represent? The arrow inside user circle? What got pruned?

>>26050932
ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MY DICK

>>26050954
if i cant fuck a tank i can and will fuck a missile

>>26050932
There's some skit Chappelle? SNL? MadTV? IDK about people who fuck their cars. You just reminded me of that.

>>26051049
ohhhh Raytheon-chan

>>26050932
shex wit tanks UwU

>>26051009
Shading around users indicates how their transactions for the day are. Red is sales, green is buys, the degree of which is what % of their transactions of that type.
Shading around coins indicates what % of transactions involving them are buys (green) or sales (red).

>>26051009
the circles are how much the people/that coin was bought and sold that day. So a red circle oshi with someone still buying means he kept buying his oshi on the spike.
the lines go from people to either their oshis, or highest owned coin
some people are in a suisei/calli infused hellscape and get 3 lines of shame

>>26051242
Thank you! That makes sense.
>>26051287
I guess the number/arrow within user coins is their change in liquid for the day? Only thing I can think of that would make sense, and it's the only thing I haven't tracked to double check, and it isn't change in net worth either.

>>26051009
The shading should be the relative share movement, e.g 2151 $Mori were bought whilst 839 were sold. That ratio is represented by the shading, it’s similar for users. The arrows represent spent/gained liquid.
Some connections were pruned to avoid a spiderweb.
>>26051287
>lines of shame
some are lines of shame, some are caused by an additional rule

>>26051690 (me)
swap bought and sold, im retarded...

>>26051874
>im retarded...
just like me...

>>26051690
I WILL find out this additional rule and I WILL have both of them linked to me ok probably not but it happened a few times magically idk how

>>26032612
As always, thank you very much for your Morning review! It's not like I was banned and completly forgor...

>>26049433
gayposters need to join the 41% asap

>>26053413

>>26053413

>>26053413
that's another statistics anon

>>26050724
I'm on there!

>>26050724
I'm not on there!