/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pavolia!
Subscribe to her channel, buy her membership to vote in her poll, and watch her cooking simulator RPS/drawing stream.

I love Reine!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1oBS-lSrQg

>>2599223
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>early

Does Gura always apologize after cursing?

I have run out of thoughts

the jenmaloni...

this one I guess

Luv me my chimkinwife

>Meido leaves the early thread alive
What the fuck

>Over 5 hours of seeing my oshi play my favorite game and learn it
I am in cloud 9

I love Ina!

>gura slowly fading for V
REMEMBER GIRLS DON'T LIKE THE FUCKING NERDS IN /FIT/
MEN LIKE V ARE THE TYPE TO GET ALL THE PUSSY
I WILL NEVER DO MY REPS

>it's been 5 hours

>/v/ermin were actually relatively civilized
>fa/tg/uys were whining doomposting babies
What a weird night.

Did anyone see when this happened? It was up a few hours ago.

>>2599278
how new?

Gura is running low on brain juice

>it's been 5 hours of DMCV
I don't think I'm going to make it

>holy shit that was so cool
I need to find a way to show Gura this video
>https://youtu.be/3CXfF6KsSGQ

Why doesn't she try to combo with V?

>>2599252
only if it was unintentional

can someone sc her explaining how to taunt

V will ngmi...

ITT: we all admit we're V.

Reminder that V is the only playable character in game that ever laid pipe

I FUCKING LOVE TOKINO SORA!

>>2599280
she's alright I guess

>>2599286
oh no he joined the 41%

>>2599272
No but Im glad she does we dont need another Kiara

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1382923268613496834
Join Risu's membership

>>2599285
DMC posters are usually the most civilized of /v/ermin

https://twitter.com/arurandeisu/status/1382922723421163522

>>259928
>He wasnt in /jp/
Nice try faggot

Guys if Gura doesn't slow down she's going to beat FBK and Korone to 1 million, she's no longer flavour of the months but keeps going.

God I really hope we get alot more Gura DMC fanart thanks to this stream

GURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaru
GURUGURU mawaru GURUGURU mawaru

>>2599300
Nero is RIGHT THERE

Playing as V looks like easy mode

>>2599298
Why do you think we all hate to look at him?

>>2599286
who is this guy?

>>2599243
>Tune in to her stream
>She's drawing in another window while waiting for the bowl of raising to fill up
I love this woman

>>2599292
I played for 8 straight hours the day before Gura's first RFA. This is nothing.

Posting this womb before bed.

>>2599285
Backseaters over spolerfags any day.

>>2599286
He probably offed himself

I'm starting to think Gura likes DMC5

>>2599243

>>2599300
But Vergil is also a playable character

MOTIVATION is a nice meme but how does it compare to NANOMACHINES and the LEFT HAND RULE

>>2599286
He was mercilessly dabbed on by everyone in the know.

Gura is a real pottymouth when she's having a good time

Newfag here, why do so many of the holos like Ina, Ollie or Reine make an "mm mm mmm mm" noise like an autist?

>>2599285
DMCposters are one of the few based cliques of /v/

/tg/ being a bunch of faggots is old news, they treat calling "dnd" as "wod" unironically like latinx

>>2599298
If I'm V who is my Urizen and how do I become The Alpha and The Omega?

>>2599286
nice.

>>2599298
I...cannot speak fast...

>>2599313
Nero is waiting for marriage like the good Christian boy he is. Then it's threesome time with Nico.

>>2599287
been here longer than you apparently

>>2599243
Can a coom?

So how much is Kiara actually making after cuts from
- youtube
- cover
- 50% taxes
- Definitely NOT being extorted/blackmailed by her friend
?

>>2599300
Nero and Kyrie?

>>2599306
For some reason reading it in her voice makes me want it more.

>>2599243
But im already subscribed to her and all the birbs

Chumbuds I think your oshi is a bit of an idiot...

>>2599300
Nero literally has an entire arm built for the sole purpose of finger blasting his Christian GF

>>2599299
is that fucking pekora? or at least a reference to her?

>>2599286
I think it was in the last hour or so.

>>2599332
They are autistic.

>>2599300
What about Nero? Doesn’t he have Kyrie?

>>2599328
Konami permissions?

>>2599346
i-im gonna split?

>>2599280
私もイナが大好き!

>>2599336
HE HAS A FUCKING VIBE FOR KYRIE ANON

>>2599306
Can't afford it, unironically
I've heard her member stuff is really nice though

>>2599349
No it's Don Ramon

>>2599293
Damn, this game awakens my chuuni side to the maximum

>>2599298
I...Must breathe...between my...words

>>2599286
Who's this?

>>2599298
This character is literally me.

Do you think Gura is enjoying the game

>>2599281
cute

>>2599332
Yes, don't forget Calli (Mori)

>>2599346
holobird babies...

>>2599312
based

>>2599279
Gura enjoying this A LOT makes me want to play this game, fellow chumbud. It makes me so happy to watch her.

>>2599314
he's made for beginners. spamming his moves is easy SSS, gura playing human mode so they dying too fast

>>2599332
Japanese people do it so they emulate them

>>2599332
>>2599352
they are autistic AND weebs

>>2599279
And she's enjoying it too, I'm so fucking jealous, I REALLY wanted her to enjoy blazing sails...

Nerochads... How did we lose to a goth twink...

U-UOOOOOOOOOOOH

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA'S STICKY HANDS

>>2599298
Fuck no, I'm closer to Dante, jaded, angry, smart ass, I'm just not fit.

>>2599306
https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1382920363714105351
Member stream tonight too

>>2599300
But Nero have nice christian sex with Kyrie

STICKY ICKY GURA FINGIES WOULD YOU LICK THEM CLEAN!?!?!?!?

GURA'S STICKY HANDS UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

STICKY MOISTY GURA HANDS UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>2599313
>>2599344
>>2599347
>>2599355
Nero is pure, shut the fuck up.

>>2599329
God I miss old-old /tg/

>whole house snapping
Alright chat. That was pretty good.

Has Gura gotten an S rank during battle yet?

>>2599275
Mamaloni... full image onegai...

HER HANDS ARE STICKY

Gura's moldy PS4 controller...

T u T STICKY CONTROLLER

Ame Ame Ame~

>>2599369
Nah she hates it

STICKY HANDS
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA LICK THEM ALL

GUURUH'S STICKY CONTROLLER UUUUUOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HER HANDS ARE STICKY, UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2599399
yes, with V

>>2599399
Yes.

>>2599399
Nightmare summon gave her one earlier

>>2599252
only when it's not the result of rage. if she swears in excitement she'll apologize for it, and then go "yeah i know i don't have to say sorry."

>>2599286
I missed it who is this person

>>2599286
The more dangerous chumschizos took him out behind the shed

>>2599286
lmao

>>2599395
Nero is a whore

>>2599364
It's been half a year and I still regularly scream Bury the Light out loud when it plays.

>>2599395

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

>>2599282
>he's not doing his /lit/ reps
NGMI

>>2599399
Yes

>>2599332
Ina said she picked up the habit when she wanted to make it clear to people she's voice chatting with that she's listening. Maybe the others are similar?

>>2599419
This is what happens when you mess with the second biggest EN fanbase when it comes to schizos

Jesus fuck this game

>>2599328
Revengeance is Mori's redemption arc

>>2599293
I'm glad people dropped the
>Durr no damage
For "cinematic" stylish fights.

>>2599347
>>his Christian GF
>Nero seems to be Gura's favorite
>All those rrats about her being a Christian
I'm sensing a pattern

Nico's Van needs to be a weapon or an attack

>glove on V's hand
AAAA IT'S MANDELA EFFECT AGAIN

Why is nico such a Kiara anti?

>>2599285
DMC5 just seems like a really cool game. Like, the parrying, combos, even the smaller things like each phone booth getting its own animation is a really nice touch

>>2599425
based

>>2599274
I kinda wanna touch it...

>>2599286
Excellent news, chumbuds. Your bullying campaign was successful.

Jesus fucking christ how did Nico get her license to drive?

>>2599298
My natural speaking intonation and pitch is very similar to the way V speaks

>>2599418
the poetry guy

>>2599395
Nero is so pure that despite having copious sex with Orihime, I mean, Kyrie, he is one of the few anime boys to ever achieve CATHOLIC BEAST MODE

>>2599286
https://archive.is/C50v6

How hard is "Rest in peace little chickie, it's been a bash." Gonna hit GOORUH?

>>2599411
>>2599416
its a shame that she hasn't heard the Devil Trigger chorus since the prologue then

>>2599298
The running waters, the blue of the sky, the depth of my soul, all avenues of my pain of the love of an avatar.

An avatar, and yet my love must be restrained, do I love the avatar, or the woman behind it? But lo, the woman behind is forbidden, her life must be protected. But what if she were to leave the avatar? The thoughts burn my mind like the sun burns the dry grass from my mud-ridden hovel.

And so I post, bringing my fellow man together, in unity, trying to resist the demons within, for I could never afford medicine if I so desired it.

>>2599399
I counted at least 4 times with Nero

>>2599418
V

>>2599444
license?

>>2599425
Damn its been a while since I last saw this

>>2599301
Me too!

>>2600000

>>2599435
>You will never finger Gura with (you)r sweet surrender in the middle of a church
It hurts...

>>2599363
SOMBREROS
ZAPATOS

>>2599448
You didn't have to do Kyrie dirty like that

>>2599286
The Riddler....

>>2599423
I'm in the same boat friend. It's irresistible

abubbubbubbub

>>2599418
>>2599367
>>2599317
He was the chumbuds' resident poet. He also had >>2599330 up on twitter and it was getting some attention from people telling him to get fucking help.

>>2599453
Based

>>2599300
kyrie is litereally pregante of him

>>2599293
>>2599364
>>2599432
You niggas haven't seen shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXoNpeN9c9I&

>>2599426
>tfw did all my /lit/ reps in elementary school
>pale
>dark haired
>handsome
>taller than average
>RUINED IT IN COLLEGE BY GETTING FAT TO EXPLOIT THE MEAL TICKET
Fellas, how can I best lose this weight without exercising?

>Get Capcom perms taken away for about 8 months
>Finally happens
>Get a feast of Resident Evil and Monster Hunter streams with Mega Man as a side treat
>DMC finally happens after almost a month and it's a 5+ hour stream
Fucking Christ good things really do come to those who wait even if the results overwhelm the shit out of you

I've only played 30 minutes of 2, which DMC should I start with?

>>2599418
>>2599446
I am but a small shrimp. Beneath the ocean I lay, unwilling to ever crawl. The end is nigh! And so I lay, this rock my grave. Darkness above, a swirl of sea foam which light does not escape. I see no wonders, no splendor - not even a parade. Alone I live, alone I die, alone I watch a figure walk past me, not an espy I crave. Who? Why? I cannot tell. But outstretched their arms go and a sweet melody come flow, "S○n! O' Mr S○n! Please, sh○ne down upon me!" A silly verse is met without recourse. And yet, I have no place to go, so I watch the likely chanteuse dare not despair. Recommence the solo, bringing forth their heart's desire! Days on end, a dozen ever further until so do disperse those cloudy waters, part ways the fickle foam and set forth the shining one! A heavenly moment, my little eyes witness. Gentle rays ballet, caressing their unveiled form. Hair, silver lined by tinge of blue, eyes beholden a luster... Nay! Gaze upon their soul within! Such delineation cannot even begin! Sudden breath escapes my lungs, a fear to be se en overcome. Yet, unnoticed I go as the figure - a she - swims gleefully away. Is it true? Have I gone mad? A chum like no other is just this way. I must proceed ahead! Or this life will be wholly mislead. Scurry along, little pereiopods, down the path less trodden; once enshrouded with foamy storm - 'twas recently undone by this radiant chum O' heavenly Selachii, behold now your corporeal physique; over their shoulder rests a fork of nobility, to which knapsack full of seaweed and rations hang. Emergency rations? Why, a Bloop! An artifact of wars long had. To what journey do you flow, chum I wish to know? Prevailing tales about you, and how you've grown. Joyful, sorrowful, such many a thing; everything about you, from how life came to be. Yet overhead, a shadow now creeps. Silhouette of a foe I dread - Orca, O' foulest beast; like a crack of thunder, tail shatters cliffside asunder. My chum! Lookout! But, words fail to flow - frail little chords taken their final toll. And so, with scrunched up rear, rapid takeoff I go. Flicking towards her hip with haste, collision nearly snaps my carapace. But enough force naught to succeed, as crumbling debris bury us completely. Terror, gasps - chum, don't fret! Not here, not now - my life be yours, instead. Hoist these stones, a ton they weigh; tail caught screaming, your fears allay. Chum, I am here... but please, hurry now. Such force, I reckon, is not meant for mere crustaceans. Ah, indeed snapped in two, my death resounds. She is safe, make no mistake. Such efforts were not for waste. Sublunary life of mine, your end is nigh. Once again I lay, this rock my grave. Fearful I am, though not for my mori - a vanished life beside you terrifies me with worry. What could have been, what could have se en... what might it be, to have your hand to cling. Memoirs of mine fade, the void do taketh - breathing my last, it was all so she'd make it... "O' small shrimp who saved me - even listened to my song. Dared not laugh, nor critique only silently did you creep. Within these hands I hold you, it is as I feared - forfeit your life, that I may be secure. Fought off the whale, though nipped my tail. Too bloody these waters, it is land I wish to sail. But, why must life vex me so? Naught much seems to matter. I hunger and pain, without much gain. It all feels so pointless, even in your mori. So, small shrimp - for your sacrifice, what have you obtained? Does everything still feel the same?" Weakly, my eyes open. Such beauty before me though bloodied and beaten, you radiate like a divine beacon. Into the eyes of unfathomable light I stare... Does heaven greet me within her glare? Ah, a smile - like none I've ever made before. Creeping across my cheeks, I finally feel at peace. Please, graciously allow me to say how I feel. To lose this precious chance would truly be ill. "O' chum, O' Selachii O' soul, so eau de Nil. Like brightest stars, a cosmos is born - within your eyes lies greater than our own. Reflect upon my ill lived life; had I known you'd come I'd have done just right. But there is only forward, and the time is present - so to you... each other, is what I say. Does any other feeling matter, in this crummy sea? I think not, for warmth is what we all need. I long to hold you, though that is now lost; so instead I shall bolster you, with all of my flesh. Consume my everything - it is all yours; my mind, my heart... my soul, ingest it all. My sacrifice is for you, because it is you I adore. Foolish, it may be? I suppose so. Yet these feelings stirring my soul, are all that I've ever owned. O' Dearest Sweetheart, I Love You." My chum accepts the earnest claim - gnawed and devoured by Selachii teeth, my death is most profound. I never once heard her name, nor gave mine... But, Same I shall call her, thus my soul will proclaim - for it means to 'listen well'. And so, I was finally heard. Fin

>Gura - Devil may cry
>Mori - Metal Gear Rising
>Kiara - Bayonetta
>Ina - ?????
>Ame - ????

>>2599285
DMChads are based and made some great OC

>no u

Thoughts on Reine's raisins?

ARE
YOU
FRUSTRATED
?

I'm so glad Gura didn't stay in her comfort zone playing nothing but rhythm games and horror kusoge

>>2599293
Or maybe this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZONW-UK0w

Will Nene be the first Holo to do a Spanish only stream?

>>2599443
>Dear S
he can get fucked

>>2599432
Real shit making a fight like that all "cinematic" and completely undermining it by making the boss look like a fucking joke, rather than a match between forces

>>2599435
when dante becomes playable shes gonna switch sides, girls are attracted to the bad boy type anyways

>>2599479
Starve yourself

>>2599286
HE KILLED HIMSELF OVER GURA BULLYING V NO FUCKING WAY

>>2599453
Unironically based

>>2599484
>Kiara - Bayonetta
YES, GIV ME

>>2599479
Diet. That's it really.

>>2599395
>he doesn't know about Sweet Surrender

>>2599494
After the HololiveES debut

>>2599484
>Ame - Vanquish
>Ina - Astral Chain

Pj mp. Oy'd yjr ejoyr ep,rm/

https://youtu.be/60TrdLbREaQ?t=9432

>Thank you guys. Thank you, I love you! I love you all.
>I love you, you are all so sweet. I love you, I love my members, my chickens, my nuggets nyahaha.
>*giggles* I love you, I lov*muah muah*x2 ehehehe
>*muahx3 MUAAAH!!!
>みんな好きだよお〜

>The nobody

>>2599481
>Permissions finally happen*
Pardon me I'm tired and brain is fried from the kino overload

>>2599484
>Ina - Dragons dogma
>Ame Phoenix wright

Nobody is going to mention the fact that V is wearing sandals? Fucking gross..

>>2599479
OMAD

>>2599484
Ina - Nier

>>2599298
Don't try to lump me in with you losers

>>2599508
>HololiveES debut
A-anon... I don't think I'll be alive in 2 years...

>>2599446
Aww it wasn't the tranny

>>2599512
Kiara
GFE.....

>>2599484
>Ina - Godhand
Ame - W101

>>2599484

>Gura - Devils Sperm

>>2599517
Gura mentioned it a few nico trucks prior

shoujo ramune watchalong when

>>2599513
Haachama, please come back...

>>2599479
Tell a psychiatrist you can't focus and get prescribed legal coke

>>2599493
holy shit so cool

>>2599479
Grab a sharp knife and chop off the fat

>>2599474
holy shit, anyone got the superchats?
how do they rank in a traditional sense?

>>2599479
Trim your calorie intake to ~1500 Cal a day, it'll be slow but it'll fall off.

ENTER PPT

>>2599512
I love her so much bros

>>2599490
do you think Reine is the type to eat something after dropping it

>>2599502
That's probably it. I was cracking up the whole time thinking about it the first time she was tearing into him.

>>2599482
3 & 5 are the musts, 1 & 4 are fine if you are going to try them all then start with 1 and skip 2.

>>2599474
I still haven't seen the part where she reads it.
Just the part when he sent it and she thanked him and started mocking bald chat
Anyone got a timestamp of her reading it?

>>2599484
Ina - Okami
Ame - Viewtiful Joe

>>2599319
6.9 kg raisins get!

>>2599493
bruh

>>2599512
Ah fuck. Don't do this to me.

>>2599541
Full on, unfiltered schizo nonsense >>2599483

>>2599298
I wasn't hiding it.
https://files.catbox.moe/2kos2h.m4a

>>2599509
>Ame - Vanquish
actually pretty good

>>2599512
She's so cute.

>>2599546
Oh cool they did end up collabing

>>2599484
Ame - Vanquish

>>2599524
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry to hear that anon

>>2599541
>>2187409
>>2188498

>>2599541
rank? shit was cringe and was broken down into like 30 parts, each a $10 donation

>Reine room review
Nice, you can all get to see my shitty room which looks like a goddamn prison.

>>2599483
Somebody send 31 superchats with all of V's poetry

>>2599362
Best chat interaction / engagement I've seen from any Holo, the slow chat is nice and she makes the most of that

>>2599479
DO YOUR REPS FATASS AND MAYBE YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE BUT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE 100% FATASS

>>2599119
I'm gonna jerk off to sora again because of this thanks

>Gura's been playing for over 5 hours
I can't believe she hates it and will never play DMC again

>>2599541
He's an overdramatic doxfag, maybe around a 7 or an 8 max

>>2599579
You will see how dirty my room is
t. SEANIG

>>2599524
anon....

Reine's computer...

Possibly Gura longest stream? 5 hours and not even superchat reading

>>2599512

>>2599525
tranny is warrior_pi

>>2599483

>>2599453
Cringekino

>>2599483
just cringe

So it is written.

>>2599584
No problem

>>2599584
Good.

>>2599483
He overestimated shork brain too much. I couldn't read even half of this before my brain started shrinking.

>>2599484
>Ina - Okami
>Ame - Vanquish

Wait do these guys drain your DT gauge?

>>2599595
kek

>>2599453
Poetic

I want gura to play dead rising to hear one word just one WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>2599606
Yes

>>2599483
Can't tell is this is better or worse than that deadbeat

Not gunna lie DMC is pretty good and these DMC posts are pretty funny

i want to smell gura's worn-out PS4 controller

>>2599332
That's how Japs show they're listening in a conversation. It's just how dialog flows in Japanese

DANTEBROS, WERE ALMOST THERE

Gura's controller is sticky... ew

>>2599564
shit like this is a humbling reminder that shippers and conspiracy theorists are nothing compared to the actual schizos

GURA'S CONTROLLER IS LITERALLY FALLING APART LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2599476
>>2599504

>>2599592
Her longest stream is 6hr 14min a week ago for monhun. Her longest stream time in a day was the Super metroid + RE2 she did 3 days ago with a total of 6hr 44min

>>2599483
>>2599595
Kek. So it is written.

>the way she said "hi tony"
disgusting, I wish death upon him

>>2597191
Kiara
I played an Aarakocra Sorcerer who died on the second session, then I played an Aarakocra Wizard who died in the third session, then I played another Aarakocra Wizard who died in the fourth session, then I played an Aarakocra Fighter who died on the sixth/final session
Each one was killed by a different player in the party

>>2599616
Ok either I completely forgot about that or they were jobbers.

>>2599501
I tried my parents won't let me
>>2599506
I saw incredible results with Keto for a while, but It fucked with my mind. I will probably try again with the aid of the new Dr.Pepper zero to see if it holds me over.
>>2599536
If I talk to a shrink they will bog me down with meds for everything else too, do not want.
>>2599540
Lipo doesn't work bro, do your biology reps.
>>2599545
I think I'll end up doing this, but I hate to waste my mother's cooking (a very sweet woman, she puts a lot of effort into making meals), so I can't count calories until I move out.
>>2599518
Please enlighten me
>>2599582
LOOK MAN I KNOW BUT MY WILLPOWER TOOK A MASSIVE HIT Over a girl, I can't even take a walk for my health without feeling pathetic and like walking into traffic. I'm getting better though.

>>2599592
She needs to go for at least an hour more

V IS A PUSSY ASS WEAKLING

>all these unironic Nero cuckposts
You Nerobuds are mentally deranged if you think Ultra Christian Nero would have sex with a non-virgin christian LARPing slut like Kyrie

Sparda is so fucking ugly

>>2599349
No, it's Peanut Butter Gamer

>>2599381
Didn't she enjoy that one? That was one of her iconic streams imo. I think she mentioned she wanted other EN girls to play it with her but I guess they couldn't find time or weren't interested at the game.

Dande time

"As the air to a bird or the SEA to a dox, so is contempt to the contemptible."

>>2599584
Sora SEX!

DYEL?

>>2599597
>>2599598
Jesus Christ she's perfect

Gura's laughing at sissies! This fucking brat!

>>2599298
>I am a stick
>my bangs are past my chin and cover one eye
>black hair but it's in a short ponytail
>I am a massive chuunibyou on 4chan

L I T E R A L L Y M E

>Gura laughing at Griffon calling V a sissy
Nice.

bros your gym memberships

>You're a bit of a sissy
This fucking bird...

This games logic is nonexistant, this stringbean can take hits from demons no problem but he cant pick up a sword.

>>2599592
it's possible but i doubt it. i'll get out the top 5 file in about half an hour.

>>2599595
SO IT IS WRITTEN

>>2599512
She doesn't love you enough to have sex with you, by the way

>>2599645
Explain this this hurt to find

V NO!!!!!!!!!

DANTE. IF ONLY YOU NEVER EXISTED

>>2599348
>moosesus
Its been going on for so long now that I am beginning to suspect it is not an act.

V DON'T DO IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_ewkNxUScE

>>2599668
OH NO NO NO NO NEROKEKS?!?!?!

She got a S!! AYO VCHILL.

NO V NOOOOOOOO

I love this face

>>2599641
Be strong anon, I will do my /fit/ reps too.

>S

>>2599654
JESUS

STYLISH

ENDURANCE STREAM!

S RANK

V IS A WHORE

>>2599575
delightful, thank you

>>2599641
>If I talk to a shrink they will bog me down with meds for everything else too, do not want.
you can literally lie to them anonchama. nobody will force pills down your throat.

>>2599656
Indeed

>>2599223
I really want to see porn of Gura in this style.

>>2599676
REMINDER THAT IN THE LAST QUARTER I AM 100% SURE THAT FEMALE'S VOICE IS KOOPA'S VOICE.

>>2599683
shark pog

ITS JUST CLIFF HANGER AFTER CLIFF HANGER, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT??!?!??!

>>2599654

V HATE

>>2599668
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

BABY DANTE

>>2599652
So it is written.

>>2599676
I swear I can almost hear koopa in the chorus

AME OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE HIDE IN THE CLOSET FAST

>>2599683
For all the shit people hang on Gura's rigging, she has some terrific expressions.

JWU, how M O T I V A T E D has Gura been?

>V IS SUS!!!!

Dande baby

>>2599676

yes mama

Man the lore moments in DMC must be weird if you never played 1-4

>>2599668
THEY ARE

you're a big boy

VERGIL MENTION

>"I feel like she might end it there"
>She goes to the next mission

I'm gonna cry when Legacy starts playing.

YES MOMMY

STUFF YOU LIKE A BUTTERBALL TURKEY

>>2599664
ONLY LINK CAN DEFEAT GANON

Guess Dante's mom isn't gonna be in DmC2

UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>2599700
and you all think gura's not going to beat this entire game in one sitting

Reine?

>>2599715
She's 5.5 hours in

>>2599676
>that final part
yep, that's Kwappi

>>2599665
I never wanted sex. I wanted comfort, someone to tell me something positive in order to ease my daily toil.

>>2599701

>>2599668
OH NO NO KYRIEBROS

>>2599715
SHE HAS BEEN MOTIVATED FOR 6 HOURS

DANTE'S WEIRDLY CRACKED-OUT LOOKING MOM LOVE

Did fucking sparda like drain her soul or something

>Dande and Gura share the same humor

>>2599722
DMC5 is the fanservice game of the series. I don't get why people think it's good to start with it

Dante is the best character

>>2599676
https://youtu.be/F_ewkNxUScE?t=530
>8:50
KOOP???

>>2599545
Not him, but I've been working out 3-4 times a week (1 hour a day; alternating M/WF and Su/Tu/Th/Sa), drinking protein shakes to replace meals and keeping my caloric intake below 1600 (sometimes ~1000 if I have a hearty lunch and just have a salad for dinner). After about a month, I've only lost about 5lbs and it doesn't look like I've trimmed any fat (size 32 waist, trying to get back to 30). I can't tell if the weight is just getting replaced with muscle (which I can't see) or if I'm just not doing enough.

>>2599729
What's the stream duration record for EN again?

>>2599710
>>2599740
I FUCKING KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

Finally Dande time!

>>2599747
Demon dick does shit to you

>>2599478
I saw that a few weeks ago, that transition is fucking good

>>2599665
You don't know that

>>2599737
she'll have to pee soon, the milk will see to it

IMAGINE

>>2599748
she really is his daughter

>>2599753
100% Kwopps

Is the bird named kiara because its annoying as fuck

>smells like hot garbage
>yummy
gura?

>>2599692
Confirmed Human difficulty, you need 5000 points at minimum for S rank in Devil Hunter

>>2599741
You definitely want sex

>>2599747
stress from the demon attack

>>2599774
Wanna a medal for that joke, crewcut?

(You)

>>2599776
Why are you confirming anything? We knew it was human.

Now let's see the stinger spam.

I don't know why, but dante reminds me of owen wilson in this one. I JUST REALIZED IT but I've always felt it.

>DANDE?!

Zoombie used a content warning in her tweet
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1382923857296728074

>(You)

>>2599776
I mean, duh? She's not exactly good at videogames donno why you'd think she was on anything but normal.

I hate mission 10 so fucking much. I can't get an S in devil hunter in this mission because the points given are shit no matter how many sss combos I do.

>(you)?

>>2599286
damn, any other juicy tweets get deleted?

>>2599722
It's been really interesting playing it for the first time vicariously through Gura.

DANDE TIME

WHACKY WHOOHO PIZZA MAN TIME

(You)?

ENTER DONDE

is dante fucking trish and lady or is he a plot virgin

Lady > Trish
Fight me faggots.

>ENTER DANDE
She WILL be overwhelmed

>Gura will not get the double Kalina Ann

>>2599512
I've enjoyed her watchalongs but I really prefer the kind of members stream we had today, I could listen to her talk for hours, especially since she was so chill today

>>2599806
ultra virgin

>>2599774

>>2599806
Dante is a pure virgin

>>2599806
virgin for life

now the game begins

>>2599775
She smells her used floss. Of course she's a garbage sniffer.

>>2599807
wow hot take anon

HAHA TIME TO DUMP 20 BAJILLION DIFFERENT MOVESETS AND MECHANICS ONTO GURA'S TINY DUMB SHARK BRAIN

>>2599806
Plot Virgin

Who do you think is the youngest of HoloEn? Gura has been a creator for a while but she was extremely young when she started, while Ame literally looked like a kid going through puberty last we saw her real face.

How hard would Style-switching filter her?

>Gura's been streaming for FIVE HOURS without superchats

KNEEL TO THE GREATEST GAME SERIES

>>2599811
I didn't either my first time

>>2599806
Why do you think he's so strong?

>>2599806
More virgin than me

>>2599808
Gura WILL only use Royal Guard and she WILL parry every attack that comes at her.

>>2599755
Kiara holds the record I believe which was definitely over the 10 hour mark

Do people still hate Subhuman, even after the Game Edit fixed everything about it?

cuhraaaaaazy

>>2599806
>>2599807
https://poal.me/ukcls5
https://poal.me/ukcls5
https://poal.me/ukcls5
CHOOSE

>>2599286
Chumbuds is the most dangerous fanbase out there, you really didn't know how many their real schizos they have and what happens behind the scenes.

>>2599825
>without superchats
huh

THIS PARTY IS GETTING CUHRAYZEE

she HATES the purple orbs!!

>>2599806
Virgin chad

>>2599793
Devil Hunter is normal mode I thought while Human is easy.