/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26000052
My daughterwives

this one

I love Gura the most.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Why does Gura say,
>Ma-ti
all the time? Like A, how the fuck is Ma Ti her favorite planeteer and not Joey Wheeler, like a normal person? and B, why does she keep brining him up randomly during streams? What does captain planet have to do with half the games she plays?

>>26000238
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>26000267
You're not funny.

this 'un

>>26000052

I love goob

>>25999825
take 5000iu of vitamin d per day (with food), drink tea with honey and lots of water and don't take antibiotics. enjoy your 5 days of paid NEETdom!

look at my cute wife

>>26000267
Ma Ti is kinda hot so I don't blame her. I'd honestly suckle on that boy's cute suckable dick if I had a chance.

>>26000281
Who?

GURA LIKES

>>26000408
I'm looking, Gura.

>>26000467
Just another attention whore.

Gurass

>>26000494
whoa mama

Literally begging for pronebone

>>26000578
rubrubrubrubrub

>>26000305
answer the question, cockfag

Why did Gura call Shion mommy lover?

>>26000515
whats this from?

>>26000791
anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRsjv-JKyf8

my cute sharkwife's first cover with her wife will be live soon!

>15 MINUTES LEFT
GET THE FUCK IN HERE, BROS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k

children

>>26000052
To the Chumbud who encouraged me to go to the gym. I feel better mentally, mostly because I feel awful physically and I'm too busy being in pain to think about how lonely I am. Thank you

>>26000789
gura = rookie child
shion = mama suki

>>26001042
try doing sports. I am too distracted by what I am doing when playing softball or shooting high power to remember the pain

Gura lazy.

>>26001101
Oh, I'll admit I never looked at shion's nickname thing that makes sense

I want Gura Dino Plushie so I can rub the tummy for real

monogatari watchalong when

Reminder that Gura has very long hair and would enjoy it being pulled and led around like it's a leash.

from here on there will be a ban on dino gura in all /ggg/ threads, and rubrubrub posting will be met with a permaban
thank for understand

>>26001198
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>26001272
oh nyo

>>26001254
h-how long we talking

>>26001272
It's fine, we have permission

>>26001107
I'll keep going to the gym, I'm too socially awkward for sports. I think the gym will provide me with more pain than them anyway

>>26001272
You can never stop this

>>26001326
she mentioned that when she showers it gets caught in her armpit

>>26001198
>>26001299
>>26001315
>>26001334
Cringe

>>26001326
very

See you fellas in the premiere

IM READY!

Dinos

>>26001315
>>26001334
>>26001272
I WOULD RATHER DIE RUBBING THAN KNEELING.
RUBRUBRUBRUB

ENTER

>ONE MINUTE LEFT
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26001326
She thinks La+'s hair is too long. So not that long. But probably between armpit and waist length. Given how she is she probably procrastinates on getting haircuts a lot.

the time has come

Shion in chat with the purple and blue hearts.

I wonder how much service our feetchad friends will get.

>The count down before the count down

I'm gunna uoh, are you going to uoh?

>>26001464
So my hair is prob longer. Good to know.

>>26001466
and so have i

>>26001254
I'll put Gura on a leash

fuck this abstract shit give me a time youtube

2x

10 MINUTES WHAT

This track is borderline experimental.

>>26001488
hopefully none.

Christ YouTube..

Less than 60 seconds to go.

TOKI GA KITA

10 second delay

Do you guys have to reload the page after the premier begins? It never starts for me, always stuck in "will begin shortly

>>26001299
>>26001315
>>26001334
>>26001359
>>26001411
>>26001419
>>26001433

Aww I wanted the overly bombastic movie trailer intro

yeaaaa

My wife and her wife sounds so cute bros

CUTE CUTE CUTE

SHE SOUNDS SO GOOD. I ALWAYS TRUSTED THE MIXERS SHION GOES WITH, HER MUSIC IS SO GOOD

is this gonna be on streaming?

UOOOOOHH CUTE

CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE

KAMI SAMA ARIGATO

the animated bits are really cute

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
THEY'RE SO UOOOOH

Holy fuck this is adorable.

>>26001693
Your wife's wife is not your wife too? What the hell man

hnnngggg

MY COCK CAN'T BE THIS HARD, HOLY FUCK

UUUUOOOOOHHHHHH

I'm not going to make it... go on without me...

Gura is such a natural superstar

Holy shit, Gura actually sounds like herself for once.

>>26001842

oh baby that was good

it's good, irys would aprove

that was good.

God fucking dammit, every single time this song. It's so fucking CUTE

Shion saved this cover.

you have permission to burry me, it's over

>>26001975
Kek.

God damn it I'm feeling emotions

Today was a good day

That was lovely.

Perfection

I'm going to listen to the whispering on loop and goom. T u T

Her hoody didn't have the shark teeth on it... It looked unfinished...

Which one of you motherfuckers

>>26001975
ABAYO

Gura sounded perfect

I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT SHION'S MUSIC IS ALWAYS GOOD. GURA SOUNDED SO FUCKING GOOD IN THIS, THEY WERE BOTH SO CUTE TOO

My wife and her wife sounded incredibly cute together
easy 10/10

I love this

>artist made sure to maintain that Shion is taller than gura

cute cute cutecutecutecuteCUTECUTECUTE

Finally a song where Gura's beautiful voice isn't fucked by autotune.

Instrumentals were kinda weird but Gura and Shion sounded so good! I can’t wait for the Platinum Disco cover

These girls are too cute....

>>26001641

Sounds like Gura just like ai kotoba
we eating today

>>26001975
Obviously

>chance of Platinum disco dance
SUSAN RELEASE THE VIDEO

gura and shion are both my wives and i do therefore not appreciate you lot lewdposting about them

BROS I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO HEAR AND SEE PLATINUM DISCO

And now we wait...

>>26002173
damn, I alawys knew she's cultured

>>26000052
I can animate gura better than she commissioned, I can even give it for free. Ugh they don't give justice to my shark!!

I can't believe I'd say this, but I think I'm UOH'd out for the week.

SUUUUUUUSAAAAN RELEASE CUNNY DISCO!!!

That was great, bros

What the fuck did they do to Gura's voice here? Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k&t=43s

Haven't seen it, how is the Monogatari series anyways?

>>26002250
A trip

>>26002200
Hnnnng my heart

>>26002200
THEY ARE HAVING DISCORD SEX AS WE SPEAK

>>26002128

>>26002250
I consider it a rite of passage for any anime fan

Great song
Great MV
Great mixing
It was a good day. Definitely looking forward to Platnum Disco even more now.

>>26002288
kek

>>26002250
Watch it.

>>26002068
Gura used a TuT emote in the goddamn song tweet, shut the fuck up.

>>26002220
Animate Itte for her.

Shion and Gura harmonize well together.

>>26002200

>>26002200
Shion Ch. 紫咲シオン? Me.

>>26002250
First season is kinda thick with dialogue and word play so you might need to watch it a couple times to get everything.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>26002173
Ina said kani in one of her very first streams, I wonder if someone has a soundpost of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO94dHafFO0&ab_channel=SenzawaArchive

i am shion

>>26002244
It sounds cool.

>>26002250
If you're cultured, it's a masterpiece. If you're a normie...maybe don't.

>>26002200
>meeting you
so they really did...

>>26002380
We've all seen this, anon. What are you getting at?

>>26002398
Lick Gura's cunny for me

Circuration

Gura sounded good. Her voice during the first half of the song during the verses was still too low in the mix compared to when shion sang on the verses. It got better at the end though

>>26002250
>Haven't seen it
what the fuck faggot, go watch it right now

>>26002347
damn where did you get this picture of gura looking at me

>>26002417
No it doesn't. It's completely unnecessary.

>>26002250
Its good but that first season will try it's best to turn you away. So much fucking talking.
Snail best girl.

>>26002329
I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

>>26002200
They had sex didn't they...

>>26002200
I feel like Gura's been a lot happier since her long break a month ago.
She definitely flew to japan and had sex with shion in that time.

>>26002250
its good on its own, MC isnt a total faggot, storys pretty interesting
also MC is a cunnychad that does what he wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1FfU3s4P8c

>>26002250
main character is the biggest cunnychad in existence, so overall pretty good like he actually molested a little girl because that girl is a ghost and can only be seen by him and a handful of other characters. He traveled back to the past and met his lolified friend since it was the past and he cried tears of blood from restraining himself from molesting her

>>26002431
It's just some off topic cute cover, the fuck do you mean?

>>26000494
Holy SEX.

I've been replacing "Fuwfuwaru" from the chorus with "Gura Gura cute" for about a year. Today was a good day.

>>26002250
It is essential Shaft anime. If you've seen Madoka and liked the style of anime, you will probably like Monogatari too.

look at my cute brat wives

>>26002473
I’m a Shinobuchad but Snail is my second favorite

my only complaint is that it sounds like a demo. Synth brass ruins everything.

>>26002380
Damn Gura is much better

>>26002380
This is unironically superior.

>>26002131

>>26002250
The one thing you need to know is that Araragi is most certainly NOT attracted to little girls.

>>26002250
good, the only thing to keep in mind is watch order

>>26002581
>>26002582
duality

>>26002520
T u T

>>26002487
>shaaaaaaaa

Gonna watch Fauna for a few now and see if she comments on it, she probably will since she started her stream late because the premiere I posted this in the wrong thread at first

>>26002520
EMPTY HOODY

>>26002606
isn't it best to just watch it chronically in the order they were released?

>>26002601
So cute, thanks for the webm

>>26002250
the only thing you must know is that Araragi is not a pedo

>>26002473
The whole series has a lot of dialogue, and reading. If you get filtered by it you're probably a zoomer.

>>26002690
chronologically Gura, not chronically
and yes, release order is best

>>26002650
This day we lost anon. He will for ever squeeb in the forest

>>26002581
you are fucking deaf

>>26002288
>''Zako zako''

>>26002478
It's crying emoji that tons of people use to express they are very emotional about something, anon. Even if Gura knows about child belly erotic meme, this is just her being happy about yhis cover release.

>>26002755
Not a chance, my loyalty to Gura will never be swayed

what are jp bro to thinking?

>moeshit cover
boring.
skyfall cover when? popcity song cover when?

>>26002364

>>26002745
ye ye ye, I'm esl, but I'm european too, so the 2 retardation negotiates each other

>shion makes a youtube comment
imagine a world where gura did that...

>>26002250
It's good, but you should watch the superior Gatari instead.

>>26002805
Probably about killing themselves over stress and no gf

>>26002745
>release order is best
I'd chronological order, it jumps around alot.

>inb4 the inevitable "oh no no no" thread comparing the 135 million view cover to Gura's 40,000 view cover

>>26002713
A lot of pretentious dialogue, yes.
I don't use the word pretentious often but god. If there was one series that embodied that word, it's Monogatari.

>>26002766
I've never seen any evidence Gura knows about UOH or cute and funny or anything like that. I doubt anyone can give me even a single example.

I'm so happy, buds ToT

>>26002473
So it does get better after bake? I've tired to get into the series several times but I always end up quitting before I finish the first season.

>>26002823
I would tell you to kill yourself, but it looks like I'm too late.

>>26002906
It's been out for less than 30 minutes

>>26002929
same desu it was really good, now I can't wait for the next cover!

>>26002935
not really. The whole thing is basically a visual novel that you don't have to click on.

>>26002872
I've meant to say that they cancel each other out, my bad

>>26002906
>browsing the catalog

>>26002766
It's really putting the card before the horse. Do people think this emote exploded into being when that pedo tweeted? Like jesas

>>26002906
nobody can be that retarded

>>26002935
If you didn't like bakemonogatari you don't deserve to watch the rest.

>>26002800
Magnificent ヽ( ´¬`)ノ

>>26002935
nisemonogatari is right after bake and thats where the cunny and incest themes get cranked up to 10

>>26002935
Monogatari Second Season is the best part, but if you didn't like bakemonogatari you likely won't like the rest of the series all that much still. The style and themes aren't going to change

>>26003005
>the card before the horse
I really hope this was a typo and you're not this retarded

>>26002760
Oh nyo

Can this vile cunt please graduate already. She needs to get the fuck away from hololive and the internet.

>>26003011
You underestimate the stupidity of numberfags

>>26002894
>superior
They are all great.

>>26003047
pls don't be mean to Shion

>>26003047
But enough about Mori, let's talk some Gura

http://poal.me/s1gzkm

>>26002800

>>26003047
Chris graduation years ago

>>26002906
Holy shit I never even knew she had a cover that popular

>>26002935
I found anything with crab and cat so fucking boring, but once the cunny, sisters, and sexy tomboy step in it got so so good.

>>26003109
Gura is married to me, fuck of with your poal

>>26002766

i'll say it
FUCK bloop, hope he's dead

>>26003047
I agree, Ame is a fucking vile cunt

>>26003165
He's dead and in Hell's garbage bin.

>>26002823
>western """music""" cover when?

>>26002800
where's this from?

>>26003154
What meaning can you possibly divine from her liking some fanart?

>>26003047
Ollie? I agree

>>26003047
This isn't vshojo

it's a banger

>>26003165
Bloop is alive and better than ever. Cope.

>>26002920
When Gura doesn't know something, she immediately Googles it.

she liked the UOH art and she can read comments. It's not proof that she knows, but it's a safe bet to assume she does.

>>26003264
Anon.... Ai Kotoba cover with Kiara

Yes yes well done Shion, however I prefer the REAL uoooh JP cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ys9IS5r9yA

>>26003255
Country Roads

>>26003264
STREAM AI KOTOBA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5IIoZsci8Y

Im feeling so good right now buds, that cover was so nice and there is still one more to go. Im proud of her

>>26002823
never because of permissions

feels good, feels really good

>>26003336
kys chicken

>>26002920
Her wife is shion, cmon chumbud

>>26003336
No, fuck off Kiara, your voice is insufferable

>>26003109

>hatsune miku not listed

delete poll, you've failed.

>>26003047
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeethe

when is the other song they did? I thought one was yesterday and one today?

>>26003313
>she immediately Googles it.
Anon that's only if doesn't realize she doesn't know. I think Gura knows about the TuT but doesn't know the full extent of it.

>>26003399
Next one comes out whenever Susan stops being a bitch about copyright bullshit

>>26003135
it only has that many views because people mistook it for the original (and still do to this day)

>>26002823

Skyfall cover never. Western songs are way more complicated to get permissions for and get more expensive the more famous the song/singer.

>>26003314
oh...that's why... okay, ty

>>26003328

>>26003410
prone bone

>>26003410
footfags DENIED

>>26003467
4 million views. That means it's good. Deal with it.

>>26002200
T u T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPQ0qDlrhvY

>>26003512
Those are cute as fuck and imagine how sweaty their feet are getting in there. Gura knew what she was doing when she asked for them.

>>26003512
You say that but I'm imaging the smell inside those and how it would feel for them to step on my cock

>>26003005
It's not like every holo has a cache of emojis that they use. This is like saying Haachama tweeting a red heart or suisei using a comet means nothing. Shion used a shark btw

https://hololive.hololivepro.com/talents/murasaki-shion/
Reminder: shion is a child even in her lore ToT

>>26003591
Anon your translation reps...

I’m not ready for Platinum Disco

https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1536142444865105920
shion horny

>>26003662
>but an adult (likely)
dyrbi?

>>26003662
EOPbud..

>>26003671
stop posting things shion is doing, you're mkaing me jealous that gura doesn't

>>26003668
I can't wait for the cute hand dance thing and the "ha dokkoi!" and "ah yosho!"

>>26003690
Yeah, im doing the best I can okay.

>>26003671
What a coincidence, me too. Lets fuck

and to think somewhere in the holoverse, Aqua is getting jealous that Gura won Shion back.

>Gura releases cover
>/ggg/ is in a great mood and not on fire
Did I accidently step into bizzaro /vt/?

>>26003735
check this magic trick of mine

I will impregnate both Gura and Shion.

>>26003805
with me yeah

>>26003787
Shion Good
Autotune bad

>>26003787
Gura was cute and sounded like Gura

>>26003787
You are a tourist.

>>26003796
I don't know how I missed Cover's translate button...

>>26003822
Jesus, look at those child bearing hips

>>26003787
I don't even see much seething about mixing this time.

>>26003836
You can't impregnate them at the same time, semen doesn't work like that even if you can get your dicks in together.

wtf I'm a /u/fag?

>>26003881
those child definitely bear nice hips

>>26003671
Did Shion get up to witness the cover's release? What a little numberfag.
Also amusing how Gura just fucked off after the scheduled tweet, cam on Gura at least give Shion a heart on the comment.

Gura knows exactly what she is doing with the crying emoji and she has been doing this shit for long enough to know how to do it in a way she can deny it while sending out dog whistles

>>26003787
Yes, you did.

>>26003787
the cover was great

>>26003328
That was in copyright hell for a while. Should still be in the top 50 of most viewed hololive songs and covers. Though, when it comes to copyright, Cover overreacts and never learns from their mistakes, but just festers in them. That's why we got blocked radio for GTA and now nobody plays the game even though they were enjoying it. If Maha5 can get perms to do a cover of a BTS song, then they can do it to. You just gotta perserve and negotiate and not cower in the fear of one simple mistake from either parties.

>>26003921
yea shion was in chat

>>26003932
She's not even sending out dog whistles. She's just barking like a dog and inviting us to bark with her.

>>26003968
I know Shion said "doki doki 0_0" >>26001438

but did she say anything else?

Hadn't checked out Shion's channel at all, her solo songs are so good. Her and Gura feels like a slam dunk pairing

>>26004032
just the hearts

>>26004032

>>26004032

>>26003671
Shion has a very slappable ass.

>>26004075
>t. mori

>>26004108
that shitty emoji piss me off

>>26004197
https://streamable.com/3p4bsj

Gura please do magnet cover with Shion next or Haiiro to Ao...

>>26004114
>gura gets to have this in her face

god help me...
I've had this song on repeat and it's already played 10 times...

>>26004353

>>26004353
>shion gets to have this in her face

>>26004360
how many times have you goomed

We all agreed that Gawr Gura is married with me, right?

>>26004507
Yeah, me

>>26004271
How good are those songs anyway?

>>26004507
>>26004529
Go to bed, Shion.

>>26004271
they don't have magnet permission, all of their cover is privated

>>26004271
I want an original with the two of them instead of a cover if they ever get around to doing another song

>>26004507
I made this post and yes

holy flat

>>26004108
lol @ that horny profile pic

>>26004507
Yeah, but instead of you she's married to me

>>26004588
Look how flat she is! Goddamn that's hot!

>>26002745
release order makes sure you experience it the way they intended you to. i'd watch it first then watch cronological order just for the experience

>>26004507

Calm down Watson, you have a terrarium to finish.

>>26002823
>moeshit
why don't you try to go figure out if isekais actually happen and do something usefull for once by removing yourself from this dimension

>>26004588
God Gura is so flat she can serve me breakfast in bed and let me eat it off her chest...

I love bandaids so much

>>26004816
imagine licking the syrup and whipped cream off her nipples after finishing a pancake

>>26004900
TuT

Cheese to meet you

>>26004536
I absolutely LOVE Magnet, timeless classic from the Vocaloid golden era.
And Gura's Haiiro to Ao cover sample was fantastic

>>26004934
mattress cress

>>26004934
wrong thread

Gura's birthday is a week from tomorrow, im excited!

>>26004893
She's too fat here. Needs to be skinner. I don't get the chubby fetish

>>26004934
Get outta here Tacos Bellz

>>26005198
Childbearing hips on a child TuT

>>26004588
>legs too fat
>no pussy slit

>>26002192
same desu

>>26003787
No, she's still lazy. She streamed 1 hour in the past 3 days. Don't let the white knights and yesmen distract you

>>26004893
you got sauce?

>>26004934
its gouda btw

>>26004507
No, she's gonna marry Barb

>>26005330
funniest shit I've ever seen

>>26005330
lmfao

>>26005318
First thing you should do when you want sauce and lookups aren't working is check gawrt
https://twitter.com/RebeliumReby/status/1536151800528912385
and remember this guy's artstyle cause you'll be seeing it again

>>26004353
>>26004417
What happens when they go ass to ass and fart simultaneously?

>>26005521
no, I really wouldnt think to check gawrt tag for something this racy. not sure if Gura really cares but porn and things this close to porn are generally kept off the official tag

how are you going to have a child with gura when her hips are narrow and childlike, too small to bear a child

>>26005582
Check it anyway.

>>26005556
my dick detects it from miles away and just explodes into a mess of blood, guts and potential children that will never be born

>>26005599
Have you SEEN her hips? Girls have been reported giving birth even before the age of 12. C-section is a thing too.

>>26005661
Girls are built to give birth at 12. The fact that they're not is why society is so broken.

>>26005661
Gura has mentioned she's got no butt a few times. She's a complete plank, though she does like art that gives her assets.

>>26005743
>plank
imagine.

I like small butts like Gura's, because you don't have to peel apart the cheeks to access the butthole. It's just right there, out there.

>>26005743
not having a butt isn't the same has not having wide hips though

9/10

moe but man the instrument mixing is... just decent. SOMEONE TONE DOWN THAT GOD DAMNED SYNTH
Wouldn't Gura and her autism be annoyed by how they had to change the bassline at the bridge? These are the sacrifice she had to do to get around copyright isn't it? It would've been 10/10 other wise. fuck

>>26002244
It's harmonization. They mixed a new line where, basically, Gura sings five notes lower on top of herself to make it sound like an instrument chord. People without a trained ear misidentifies this as "autotune trash" when choirs do it all the time to make beautiful music.

That being said, maybe the way harmonies are mixed are the reason why it sounds like trash. Can any audioanon give a say?

>>26003512
I goomed to that image just to spite you.

>>26004109
>>26004108
She got it bad

>>26006177
She's just like me

>>26006177
me too

hiiii~

>>26006582
wow cute

>>26006582
perfect handlebars

>>26006582
Go back put some clothes on, gura.

>>26006582
I'm going to grab those tails and pull you in for a kiss

>>26006582
Next oufit revealed: Twintails with birthday suit

>>26006582

>>26006668
This will be the 10 million subscriber outfit

>>26006668
No, 5 million subs outfit.

>>26006668
She did say she wanted longer twintails. I think she'll do short hair next tho

>>26006582
cute

>>26006598
>>26006601
>>26006620
>>26006633
>>26006668
>>26006688
>>26006809

Thanks my chumbuds, have a bonus meme

neat for an OP

>>26006582
TuT

https://litter.catbox.moe/vi38ys.mp4
thoughts on this?

>>26007230
Penis too small.

>>26007230
sex

>>26007230
too small

>>26007230
Gura would definitely have a massive 10 incher

>>26002920
Jesus Christ, you're new

>>26002920
Lurk more
https://files.catbox.moe/vb74oe.mp4

>>26007230

I agree with >>26007291 penis waaay too small.

>>26007230
>implying Gura wouldn't give in

>>26007511
She's a brat, she has to put up resistance first.

>>26007230
What if she missed the landing and bent her dick

>>26002920
>>26003313
>>26003409
It's like you fags don't even attempt to make an effort to do your reps anymore

>>26007511
>>26007580
The shackles are for shion's own protection.