/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing Age of Empires 2

https://youtu.be/e2dS1dx9gMc
Tenma is playing Ib

>>25997489
More like BASED Connect I love these girl's game choices

All times EDT / UTC / JST

NOW - Lumi AOE2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

NOW - Tenma Ib remake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2dS1dx9gMc

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

WE HAD RECEIVED WORD THAT AN URUKA SIMP HAD TAKEN UP RESIDENCE IN A SMALL TOWN IN VIRGINIA. IN ACCORDANCE TO STANDARD PROCEDURE, WE MOVED TO OBLITERATE THE RESIDENTS OF THE TOWN AS WELL AS THE LAST THREE GENERATIONS OF THE OFFENDER'S BLOODLINE. WE HAD QUARANTINED THE TOWN IN RECORD TIME AND PREPARED GALLOWS IN FRONT OF THE TOWN HALL. AS WERE ABOUT TO BEGIN HANGING THE CHILDREN, IN THE DISTANCE WE SAW HER. FUJIKURA URUKA. IN ONE MOMENT SHE WAS SPOTTED ON A HILL OVERLOOKING THE TOWN, THE NEXT SHE WAS STANDING ON THE GALLOWS WITH THE EXECUTOR'S HEAD IN ONE OF HER HANDS, AND A RECLAIMED RUSTY MACHETE IN THE OTHER. MY DISCIPLES QUICKLY HURRIED ME AWAY, BUT I COULD HEAR THE SLAUGHTER OF MY MEN BEHIND ME. I RECEIVED THE RESULTS OF THE GRUESOME DISPLAY FROM A HIDDEN STRONGHOLD IN WASHINGTON D.C. NOT ONLY DID ALL OF THE TOWNSPEOPLE SURVIVE, ALL BUT 10 OF MY MEN DEPLOYED THERE WERE MURDERED AND THE MEMBERS OF THE OFFENDER'S BLOODLINE ESCAPED OUR GRASP; LIKELY GIVEN NEW IDENTITIES AND SQUIRRELED AWAY TO SOME HOLES IN THE EARTH WHERE THEY CAN CONTINUE CREATING MORE SPAWN TO WORSHIP THE BLUE BEAR!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

Love Pippa, Love Rosemi. Trust Lumi unequivocally and without question.

>Stopped my "Lisa shouldn't associate" posting thinking it was safe
>Lisa collabing with Yuri now
I fucked up. I thought things were going to be okay but I was wrong. So, so wrong.
I'm so fucking sorry, Lisa.
I didn't want this for you or for anyone.

Yuri is going to have hot steamy association with Lisa and nobody can stop them.

Cry more, Lumi... hahahahaha...

>>25997737
I appreciate your efforts, but you should focus more on Lumi, she's the real bad guy.

Lumi thinks shes playing aoe2 well when she isn't at all...so cute

>>25997737
Its fine, she is in a off-branch and barely even classifies as being in phase

>>25997871
She's just Lumi's minion, no one should pay her much mind.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>25997918
Pippa looks more sexy than she's actually able to be, I don't feel immersed.

>>25997971
Yep it looks like someone has taken over her body. Need realistically sexy pippa art

I'm going to fuck the gen2 cripple.

>>25997813
she hasn't even cried yet get to work nerd

Pippa is pretty much pink Tomoko and art of her needs to make sure this feeling is captured.

Flakes will be MINE

>>25997971
Yeah I really wish they had gone for a more authentic look for the daki
I still bought it though

>>25998056
Huh?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1536118389340573698

>424 people watching Lumi
I wonder how many of them are bleeding through from the major tournament that's going on right now.

>>25997971
It has more rounded, dolled-up traits. Actual Pippa has sharper but also more natural feeling traits in comparison. Especially the eyes. Very important.

>>25998533
It's tempting to go back to adblock but w/e

>>25997481
She's perfect.

I want to make the sex with the giga-stacy known as Kaneko Lumi

>>25998168
Please don't, every shut-in neet and female streamer has either been compared to or compared themselves to Tomoko

>>25998056
Wdhmbt?

I will not have sex with Pipkin Pippa. I will only watch Pipkin Pippa for entertainment. I do not have feelings of a romantic nature towards the Vtuber Pipkin Pippa. I think Pipkin Pippa is funny.

>>25998677
Sorry pal, it's already been invented.

>>25998745
Haha yeah I lie to myself too

Sex with ugly girls is underrated.

>>25998174
is flakes really into NTR?

>>25998793
he watches vtubers

>>25998745
You want to fuck the Pippa

Pippa gave me an autism fetish.

>>25998793
lies, slander

>Pippa had 600+ ccv yesterday
>Lumi has 400+ ccv today
/here/ incline

>I will eradicate your entire race
>THAT'S IN AGE OF EMPIRES

>I will eradicate your entire race
I'm diamonds bros

>>25998874
Why would you compare twitch ccv with yt?

>>25998745
Go watch the Pippa LOVE hypno vid a few more times

>>25998940
I can't believe Lumi declared her chat whites only

>>25998807

>>25998874
Lumi would probably have 600CCV if she weren't retarded about VOD mirroring.

>>25998874
Does he just like to eat as much as he likes to work out? Even guys who go for strength more than aesthetics don't usually bloat that much.

>>25998952
Does it even matter in this case? Both are inclining.

>>25999048
Is this image elder scrolls related? Flakes is that you?

>>25999128
Fuck off to /#/ you giga-brainlet

>>25999135
I think it's FFXIV maybe

>>25999205
Ah naruhodo. I don't play FFXIV that much so I couldn't tell. Either way I know Flakes is getting groomed by his internet mom on there so I still believe that was a Flakes post.

>>25999109
It's not fat! It's enlarged organs! Your intestine becomes larger and pushes the tummy outward from inside when you use Growth Hormone to build muscle faster!
>>25997668
I support this!

>>25999176
nice catch

>>25999128
>Does it even matter in this case?
Not really.

>Both are inclining.¨
Good for them, but Pippa will fall down to 400 as soon she returns to mc.

>>25999109
HGH gut

>>25999268
Fascinating. As expected of a STEM student!

>slumped over in my gamer chair for 3 hours
>wake up to tenma singing
That was nice

>>25999268
OOOH ROSEBUD HOW I MISSED YOU!! I had to fuck a pentomo yesterday because I couldn't find you! It was awful the pentomo pretended to be a rosebud and tricked me! I had no choice but to fuck. Rosebud LOVE!!! I LOVE ROSEBUDS!!!

>>25999307
An insightful acronym. Thanks, thanks.

Yumi just send in the Yubi's to win for you already

>>25999268
good to see you again my beloved rosebud, you seem to know a lot about big muscley men

>>25999401
That's because he is one

>>25999387
Human growth hormones

>>25997801
hot

>>25999477
Oh yeah google brought that up first thing when I entered HGH

PIPPA IS 100% LATIN

>>25999557
Her disapproval of Latinx is all the proof I needed.

SHE'S DONE IT

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>25999764
i'm so fucking turned on right now

>>25998793
He likes k*p and still obsesses over Lia. Of course he is.

I want to fuck the Lumi

This makes my PIPIPI the big PIPIPI

Yo Lumi is actually kinda sexy

>>26000084
and she just raided a 1 follower channel, her retardation only turns me on more

RATE THE STAR
RATE THE RAID
RATE THE KHAN
RATE THE CHAT
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE STREAM

>>26000176
10/10 i WILL fuck this lovable retarded giga-stacy

LUMI YOU FREAKING RETARD

https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

Iori love!

sexy deer is live
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>26000332
>>26000336
based hivemind

>>26000336
>16 viewers
we can save her bros

>>26000176
I would trust Lumi for any raid/10

>>26000176
comfy/10

>>26000176
best raider ever/10

>>26000176
RTS skills = raid skills/10

>>25998874
why yes how could you tell I'm an unnatural bodybuilder with a severely shortened life expectancy

I wish she would go back to this pure kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-R7MLRYWs0&ab_channel=PumpkinPippaClips

>>25997737
Lisa might be the bad guy at this rate. I'm sorry, anon

>>26001942
I like Pippa's blank stare as Lumi was getting hit with objects for several minutes straight

>>26002505
N-no..

Why do you guys hate Yuri so much? She's wonderful.

>>26002809
I like everything about Yuri. Especially her stinky sour picrel

>>26002809
I don't hate Yuri, i want to impregnate her and cum on her thighs

>>26002809
we're helping her lose weight, it's for her own good, dwarves can't eat too much

>>26002930
I feel like you're trying to kill her, anon. She already doesn't eat enough.

>>26002961
settle down ivan

>>26002981
That's how I know you don't watch her. Ivan isn't even one of her top fans anymore.

>>26003054
ogey ivan

yuri why do you listen to the minority of the mentally retarded antis? your reactions only make them post more.

>>26002505
look at that face, she's clearly plotting something

>>26002809
She brought Lumi to Phase Connect. She's a corroborator and a menace. Every time Lumi and Pippa collab she tries getting her cancelled without fail.

>>26002809
She makes my dick raw

>>26002809
I just want Yuri to sit on my face and brap during an endurance stream. Is it so much to ask?

>>26002809
Don't mind the streams but she doesn't know when to shut up on twitter and often takes a holier than thou stance butting into drama that doesn't concern her which just stirs up more schizos.

When is my birthday merch shipping, fish bitch

>>26002809
Because they're retarded. https://files.catbox.moe/k5bwz9.mp4
Imagine getting mad at a cat.

>>26004143
the fuck is that voice?

>>26004191
big jiggly jowls

>>26004191
fat voice

>>26004191
her voice really put me off at first but you get used to it over time.

>>26004191
Pure hand holding

Is the concept of unity absent in /pcg/? I get the feeling you need to shit on some talents to justify liking your own favorites.

>>26005065
>Is the concept of unity absent in /pcg/?
yes. it kinda is gone when the top talent Pippa often says unity HATE

Yuri's voice is largely to do with an immense amount of snot backed up in her sinuses that needs to be dislodged and promptly used to give me a handjob with her pudgy little fingers.

>>26005220
i think shes just asian

>>26005220
Imagine Yuri doing a snot rocket right into your mouth and making you swallow the thick slimy green/yellow snot

>>26005220
Yubi will have to use both hands and feet for that task, she is too small to do a one-hander.

>>26005065
I just want Uruka to stop hornybaiting, Lia to finish a game, Tenma to man up, Nasa to stream more, Iori to tone the Mickey voice down, Lumi to be more trustworthy, Pippa to stop, and Yuri to lose weight.
That’s all.
Michiru is perfect.

>>26005354
Lia finished unpacking last stream she did. There you go.

Is nnon's rm cute?

>>26005065
I like all of the talents but after taking my meds I came to the realization that im a simp and I hate myself now.

>>26005065
Very appropriate image.

>>26005354
Lia finished ds3 and security breach

>>26005354
Lia finished the unpacking game last stream and a few streams before she finished some morgue game.
APOLOGIZE

>>26005065
I would say I shit on my favorite the same if not more than the others

>>26005457
You are only a simp if you donate because of simp reasons. All things considered, donating to Phase Connect talents is the least potentially simpy behavior of all vtubers.

>>26005573
I donated because I want them to be happy. I kind of cringe abit when any of them read my name

>>26005632
Yeah, that is not simp behavior. It would be simp behavior if it were out of a desire of appearing more worthy in their eyes or to "increase" your chances of any romantic(ish) kind of interaction with them.

donating to Phase makes you a simp for Sakana.
He is the pimp and he gets 50% of every dono, the other 30% goes to YT/Twitch/etc fees, and only 20% goes to the talent.

>>26005735
Nah, I bet it is something like 30/30/40.

>>26005757
Sakana gets a hug cut of the donos.
Remember the talents are salaried employees and donos pay their salary

>>26005803
True, but I also bet most (if not all) of the merch sales and additional sources of income goes mostly to Sakana. I think it is more like 30% and not 50%.

>>26005715
>It would be simp behavior if it were out of a desire of appearing more worthy in their eyes or to "increase" your chances of any romantic(ish) kind of interaction with them.

Oh, i dont really want to date any of them I just want them to not be sad

>>26005803
this makes me so fucking jealous of not pippa. simps can give their oshi money directly and I can't. Pippa needs to get the other talents in on this.

>>26006088
Throne is an option for that

>>26005892
...how much money in merch do you think Phase Connect makes a year? It's not nearly as much as you think.
Each talent probably make between 10-15k a year salary. That's almost 100k. That's not even figuring management. that money just doesn't fall from the sky.

Donos are the life blood of the company. In a way, your dono IS helping your oshi, Think of it like there is one big dono pool; from that pool the talent salary is paid

>>26005388
>>26005485
>>26005559
DS1 barely started, DS3 both DLCs, Bloodborne barely started, Doom barely started, Pokémon BD ragequit (Arceus I won’t hold against her, she gave her reason), Elden Ring barely started, Fazbear Pizza Sim idk but not done, Dark Deception was on a schedule but cancelled and never started, Shadow the Hedgehog lolquit. That’s all off the top of my head but only you Likers are taking the shitpost seriously.

>>26006233
so there's no point in donating other than getting your name read, the money doesn't go to the talent you wanted it to. that's gay

Let's keep it simple.
I'll lovingly hug Pippa.

>>26006522
Anon it keeps the company afloat and keeps them employed. Pippa literally can't live without the salary

>>26006522
but it is kinda going to the talent you want because no dono = your favorite talent doesn't get paid.

>>25998745
It's ok, that's why I'm here.

>>26006233
thats just communism and I can assure you that is not how this works

>>26006727
if I give $100 dollars I want them to get more than $10

>>26006802
What makes you think that they don't?

Hug Pippa, hug Lia, hug Yuri, graduate Lumi

>>26006765
the fact that you just compared how every company makes money and keeps people employed = communism tells me you have no life experience

How long of contracts did the talent sign? I'm interested to see if any of the talent that doesn't pull in good donos gets renewed or gets cut/moved to freelance

>>26006958
you just described how a basic company works but this is closer to waitress tips or salesman commissions than it is salary, anon
car salesmen do not pool their money earned from commissions; it is highly illogical to do so considering the wide variance in salesmen skills

Now that I think about it, why do people even bother with superchats and membership? Youtube/Twitch take take a huge cut, why not just send the girls directly money over streamelements?

>>26006861
>>26006233

>>26007152
I've worked at restaurants where the tips are split up amount wait staff at the end of each night

>>26007250
that's rough anon, but you know as well as I do that is not the average experience

>>26007248
member streams
superchats for visibility of message
streamelements is the way if the streamer actually reads them

How can we survive until Wednesday? It's gonna be a rough break.

>>26007152
I'm not saying the talent don't get a cut from each dono. It's just nothing crazy like 40%. They get what's left after Phase (who takes the biggest cut because it's how the company pays all the talent their salary), YT/Twitch etc get their cut.
If you don't like that a talent doesn't get a big chunk of each dono that is given to them, then tell them to go indy where they have no base salary.

Those are bad comparisons. 1, it's a commission business and 2 if a car salesman sells a $30,000 car, he doesn't keep that $30,000. He makes probably $800-$1000 off of that sale.

>>26007631
Hell, they even have a streamElements option to cut Susan out of the equation. I don't use it since i'm paranoid that the algo tracks that.

>>26007454
I want her to put cigarettes out on my skin and make me say thank you

Deer tiddies!

>>26007631
so what your saying a talent probably gets 20% of any superchat sent to them?

>>26007899
Just use Stream Elements. It's literally there to give the talent a bigger cut.

>>26007899
NTA, but they probably get like 25% after both phase and youtube/twitch cut

>>26007499
>visibility
I guess that makes sense. Still kinda weird that the girls don't encourage more donos over streamelements.

>>26007631
That and the corp plows a lot of that back into the girls. games/skebs/overlays/emotes don't fall from the sky.

>>26008130
>a lot

Don't get me wrong, some girls in phase make more than others based on that dono cut they get and I'm sure when their contracts run out, raises for certain talent will be rightfully given.
On their first contract, they likely all agreed to the same base deal because they were equal commodities. After a year, we know that all phase talent aren't equal in terms of earning potential. Some deserve a bump; others should probably graduate because the reality is money made from a Pippa/Lumi/Lia subsidizes the lack of money made from ______.

>>26007899
I would guess something like that. but the big cut Phase takes from the donos is not going into Sakana's pockets; it's paying the talents/management. it's making sure everybody gets paid on time every pay period.

>>26007618
Wait, Wednesday?

>>26007631
You have no insider knowledge, stop talking like you do.

>>26008278
she said she's considering taking tuesday off

>>26008412
Anon, you don't need to have insider knowledge to know that running a company with salaried employees costs money and that money has to come from somewhere.

>>26008561
> Each talent probably make between 10-15k a year salary.
> You don't need to have insider knowledge
You do, because you're basing all this on the assumption that the big picture looks the way you think it has to. There's no reason the salary has to be that amount, nor does the company have to be turning a profit already. In fact fishman implied in the latest interview that it isn't because he's reinvesting the money. And you're also glossing over other revenue sources.

1000 Twitch subs is roughly $5000. You do the math after Bezos' cut.

>>26008987
It's called context clues, anon.
Phase's top earner lives in a rundown house that is infested with spiders, ants, and roaches and that's WITH her being the only talent who is trying her damndest to make a full time living out of vtubing. That's the kind of life the top earner in Phase lives.

No other talent does this full time. If they were making okay money, Pippa would not be the only one trying to do this full time. To everybody but her, vtubing is a part time min wage job.

>>26008195
>I'm sure when their contracts run out, raises for certain talent will be rightfully given.
Personally I really wonder what's going to happen to !Pippa. A year ago it would have been a lot to ask of Pippa to give up her sole source of income for some random ass company that might go tits up in a few months but today it's kinda different. Phase is well established and Pippa is one of the top earners. imo letting her keep !Pippa would be tantamount to preferential treatment.

>>26009288
I'd continue to engage this bullshit, but its run its course. I'd much rather talk about a more highbrow topic like braps and boypussy.

>>26009288
replying to myself here

and this is NOT an insult to Pippers she has high motor when it comes to streaming and I hope she keeps grinding and one day can make a comfy living with vtubing. That day isn't today, but if she keeps hustling that day will come.

>>26008536
Oh damn I might cry myself to death then

>>26009397

>>26009397
Flakes bussy brapping after being filled with all the cocks of Lia Likers! Uooooooh! Rosebuds letting out a cumfilled brap after being raped by /pcg/! UOOOOOOOOH

>>26009518
God I love this edit.
The devilish look on her face; it's like it was always meant to be a brapart.

>>26009526
>bussy brapping
my mind didn't ask to be violated with such thoughts

When I donate to X, it is to support X. I hope Phase understands that, even if it partially goes to Y and Z, it better find a way to benefit X in the end or else my money is wasted to me. I do not watch Y and Z, does not mean I dislike them, but in the end they are not the ones I am trying to support. You can tell me "go back to indies" all you want but I feel like I'm being logical here.

Bear is on fuckers, stop bitching and go listen to the bear! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsv1b1CbDvs

>>26008195
Phase Connect is a business. It’s fairly standard for these businesses to be run in certain ways and structure compensation in certain ways, and we know from the interview stream that Fishman does things in a standard way. Memberships, donations, merchandise, advertising partnerships, and advertising revenues are going to be the main revenue streams. The potential golden goose is the partnerships, but memberships and donations keep the lights on. Merchandise can be profitable but requires upfront expense and won’t be a steady revenue stream nor a large percentage of revenue like the previous three. Advertising revenue, if even worth mentioning, is far less significant. Music creation is more important for content generation and driving the other revenue streams. It’s very difficult to make decent money in music these days. These revenues are allocated in certain ways. First, this is a business. Fishman’s investors, if any, expect a return and Fishman probably isn’t doing it for free. It might only be a complicated and wildly successful grooming scheme that ended with him splattering fake brown slug tits with his cum every night, but he probably wants to get paid for it too. You have to cover operating expenses. Those include buying permissions for games and music (if they don’t use free hentai game soundtracks like Lia), capital and equipment expenses, art and rigging, music creation, advertising, salary and potentially benefits for cost center staff, etc. Talent salaries are part of that, too, but broken out separately. Talents are almost certainly contractors to obviate the requirements for benefits of employment taxes, and to allow them to be cut loose easily in case of yab. Rights for creative IP will be retained by the company as well as a means of maintaining control over talents. We know the first generation was paid a salary, and every contract I’ve heard of offers a percentage of revenues from donations, memberships, and merchandise. It’s both performance incentive and necessary to maintain competitiveness in the industry. You can assume revenue from partnerships and advertising are accounted for as well. For donations, the platform takes a percentage, which is 30% in the case of the paedophilic jew cunt and 10% or less for Streamlabs. The company will take a percentage to cover the aforementioned costs, which is almost certainly 50% or greater. Talents will probably get 20% or less. Membership revenues and merchandise profits are similarly divided between company and talent, though the percentages are different and probably better for the talents. The details will vary and some companies will have lower overhead and might be more generous, but that’s the general outline. I’ve seen little in the way of partnerships although Gura probably made a nice sum from the Taco Bell one. Game promotions would not be obvious and I would expect are a decent though not apparent revenue stream.

>>26002809
I don't. She's just Lumi's minion. My distrust, distaste, and disdain are reserved for Lumi and Pippa

I like this bear

>>26010118
>disables TTS for karaoke
>replaced it with something worse

>>26010621

>>26010305
I understand this, but it's still gay

>>26010324
Why do you dislike Yuri and Pippa?

>>26010305
You can assume Fishman pays Pippa a living wage equivalent to something along the lines of standard minimum wage earnings. We know the talents make enough from other revenue sources that the salary was deemed unnecessary for new talents. You can run napkin calculations to estimate Pippa’s earnings. Number of memberships with a percentage. Estimated donations with a percentage. Sales figures on merchandise with a standard profit margin for third party dropped shipped garbage from Chinese suppliers and a percentage. Pippa has confirmed advertising is an insignificant stream, which we already knew from the Youtube demonetization. I doubt Fishman has managed to land any partnerships for the yabbit, but there might be some game promotions in there. You can estimate the rabbit’s earnings with a moderate error bar. I’m not going to spend the time to do it. She’s not making six figures, but she’s not scraping cheese off the inside of pizza boxes she finds in the dumpster, unless she likes that sort of things.

I love Uruka

>>26010910
I don't think about Yuri much at all, I don't dislike or like her.

When it comes to Pippa, it's mostly her collabs and the wrestling video that piss me off.

>>26010920
>We know the talents make enough from other revenue sources that the salary was deemed unnecessary for new talents.
Is this true? I know about the deemed unnecessary part, but was there confirmation they can live off it?
I figured they just realized a bigger cut of donos to individual talents was a better plan.

>>26010118
Damn it I was just catching up on Lumi's karoke stream. Time to watch the bear.

>>26010920
There is no chance in hell Pippa makes more than 25K a year streaming.

>>26011069
I remember hearing Fishman make a comment to the effect that it wasn’t necessary to pay a base salary due to other earnings. There are a lot of other reasons you wouldn’t. It’s a fixed cost, there are legal implications that have to be worked around with respect to contractor versus regular employee, etc. It probably makes you a bit more competitive in attracting talent, but once the company becomes successful enough that draw is unnecessary, and at that point doing away with the salary and adjusting percentages is better for everyone.

>>26010305
I ain’t reading that nigga

>>26011348
don't waste your time on him, anon.
you're dealing with people who think, because she moved out of her parents house, rents a room in a big infested crackden, and eats fast food 4 times a week, Pippa has made it big and is living the comfy life.
these people legit think eating fast food off the dollar menu is a luxury and means you make big bucks

>>26011348
Do the calculations and estimate it yourself. I have no care how much she makes or doesn’t. Numbers backed by documented assumptions and methodology will put an end to the “nuh uhhhh” style debate over how much anime girls take from simps once and for all.

>>26002809
yuri embraces yuri fat

>>26011506
>>26011512
Poors, lol.

>>26011512
Sounds like you work a job you hate.

reminder post - we're roughly a week out now
keeping things simple this time around, ive opened up a kudoboard and an aggie for the first anniversary.
https://www.kudoboard.com/boards/28ky6eWv
https://aggie.io/gmx3w8tuhg
pippa focused, but anything that celebrates company unity is welcome.
t.archivefag

You ever think about how much semen has collectively been spilt due to Pippa
Gotta be a lot I imagine
I'd like to see her completely submerged in it haha

>>26011525
your headcannon is that Pippa makes good money because she just does and she is being frugal on purpose.
the reality is she rents a room in an a bug infested house, buys her clothes at the local value village, can't afford to eat regularly, and is going to kill herself if vtubing doesn't take off to the next level.

>>26011722
reeeeee reeeeeeee reeeeeeeee reeeeeeee

>>26011722
My headcanon is that I don’t care in the slightest how much she makes or doesn’t. I gave you a way to estimate it in hopes you’d elevate the debate out the ignorance you’ve shown so far. I had hopes, but always suspected you were not up to the task.

>>26011722
Pippa made AT LEAST $100,000 off of the Ken song royalties

>>26011931
she is making around 30k, give or take 5k
that is what the estimation based on what you pointed out yields

These conversations are fucking dumb. Do you guys wanna talk about Michi?

>>26012050
I want her to learn english so I can learn japanese without subjecting myself to Pippa ADHD jp reps streams

>>26012050
I just hit level 2 on wanikani, i'll be able to woo her soon. Pippa if you're reading this, their kana lessons work.

>>26012050
Michiru probably makes less.
I wanna draw diaper porn of her.

>>26011628
I might not be able to draw but I'll come up with something for the kudoboard

>>26012102
Learn it yourself, pussy. Michiru is waiting.
>>26012136
I’m not a diaperfag but I’m a Michibro. Do it, anon.

>>26011628
Wonder if the eva intro edit some anon did is too edgy for this

>>26011931
Phase Connect makes that estaminet, not Pippa.

>>26012050
She's so fucking cute bros

>>26012031
I heard she made 1 million dollars from the song and has already spent it by buying out an entire Build a Bear

>>26012213
The problem is I can't actually draw to a level where I would be able to look at my own porn without wanting to cut my hands off. But hey I'll get there eventually, and when I do I'm going to make a drawing of Michiru sucking on a paci with an adorable thick diaper.

>>26012260
Her only flaw is that she’s too perfect.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ANIME CHARACTER EARNS
ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHAT THEIR BRAPS SMELL/TASTE LIKE

>>26012260

>>26012036
And so she lives frugally, saving a portion of it. Learn how to live within your means pooranon.

>>26012382
That’s horrid but thank you for thinking of Michiru.

>>26012458
one day I will commission a version of this be made with Lia & Uruka

>>26012540
I'd probably refrain from putting shit or piss in it so it'd just be Michiru smiling and having fun with baby stuff while sucking on a paci and wearing a diaper.
Maybe a diaper brap though.

>>26012260
I love this witch like you wouldn't believe.

>>26012579
put your money where your shit eating mouth is

>>26012514
I do. I am kinda wealthy, but still live one or two "socioeconomic classification" below what I could afford with no savings. I prefer to reinvest most of what I got, but altely I think that cash will be king as market corrections start happening all around.

>>26012689
rude
i like braps, not scat

GEN 2 MENTION

>ywn be Michiru’s toast
ngmi

Hug Pippa, hug Lia, hug Yuri, graduate Lumi

>>26012767
so you know it takes baby steps to save and more steps to learn how to invest. Pippa doesnt know how to invest money in any oil baron sense (based on notpippa streams) but as soon as she learns she'll be a-ok.

>>26013077
pippa can't even bother taking a shower more than once a week.
she won't figure out investing.
hell, i would not be shocked if she already isn't getting herself into tax trouble. 30-years old and this is her first job. she def wont be paying her taxes

>>26010118
BEAR SING, motherfuckers. We are not a cult.

>>26011587
Learn to indent.

>>26013181
pchan does the taxes faggot.

do you guys ever think about how much your oshi earns?

I KNEEL TRASH BEAR

>>26013375
No I just think about how cute she is and hope shes ok and wish she was in my bed stealing my covers and sticking her bones in me in uncomfortable possessions but I dont move her sleepy ass because shes worth it

>>26005065
Pippa is the party of unity and I'm a Capippalist.

>>26005735
>>26005803
Sakana actually gets 200% of the donation. Every time you send a PC talent $10 they have to give him $20.
So please stop donating. I'm not some anti, I promise I'm just looking out for the girls.

Hi I'm new to Pippa's channel and I heard that she has a general on /vt/. Just going to say that Pippa reminds me of this guy https://youtu.be/y2qAA485mKA

>>26009294
Pippa has her contract. Pippa is one of the talents who streams the most hours. You don't get to change that because you hate her.

>>26014053

>>26013310
I'm just a step ahead of you. I don't only see the intent of what you wrote, I even see the intent of why you wrote it. Which is easy because you're pretty transparent.

I miss Uruka...

>>26011722
>a room
Already dishonest and wrong.

pippa antis are the worst antis.

>>26011506
It's not like anything worthwhile ever starts with "X is a business".

>>26014297
Shitposting is a business. You get paid in (You)s.

>>26009288
You keep throwing in little lies and exaggeration into every little statement you make while pretending like you're just some neutral observer interested in the truth.
Why are you so bad at this, anti-kun?

>>26007499
>streamelements is the way if the streamer actually reads them
It's so weird to me that most streamers treat streamelements as 2nd class donations even though they get more money out of them.
How retarded do you have to be to incentivize the thing that's better for you?

>>26014397
What in that post is inaccurate?

>>26002809
yuri is unhateable
sure sometimes shes a little kusogaki but that only makes me harder

Lia... twitter space... onegai

>>26015175
just wait 3 more hours bro

>>26015378
I don't want to but I will

>>26015175
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1536210288105598976
This is your fault.

>>26015472
at least she's having fun, I wonder where the hell she's out drinking. going out for drinks doesn't really seem like a Lia thing to do
>>26015428 (me)
never mind

>>26015528
Her new boyfriend wanted to go out for some fancy dinner and drinks.

>>26015672
(that's me)

>>26015472
>>26015528
The things i would do to a drunk, passed out Lia

>>26015756
what the fuck anon

>>26015756
Tuck her in and leave some gatorade for when she wakes up, right?

>>26015809
>>26015846
>implying you wouldn't cum in her shoes and then put them back on

>>26016234
Y-yes?

>>26016318
ngmi

>>26015756
I'd fuck her while shes passed out. shes smokin' hot. Eat her pussy out.

You stalk Yuri in order to surprise sex her. When you do she spreads her legs, fingers her poonani while shouting "no no no, no rape me prease" because shes fat and theres no way for her to get laid otherwise.

Why is Pippa pandering to the latinx now? Just do normal content.

>>26016641
Because of La Bamba?

>>26016641
Retard.

Does she really think the ESLfags that watch her shit need subtitles or is this just some joke I am not getting?

The juxtaposition of a mindbroken, terminally seething anime character playing an action game to the tune of a happy Mexican song was top tier kino. 10/10, bravo Nolan, I kneel. Fucking hell.

>>26016826
I don't see how this could ever be worth the effort/time/money for a 3 view or a 4view or a low-range 5view.
People who don't speak English are very unlikely to ever find or watch someone who's content is 95-100% English in the first place. Not sure if the Rabbit should waste her talents on making tutorial videos either.

>>26016826
>bunch of retards in the responses being surprised that "dutch" is on there
Fucking Americlaps.

>>26000036
Hardcore BUNNYFUCKER

>>26014154
>wojak

>Lisa has covid
fuck

>>26012102
Lmao how much you wanna bet Pippa has neglected to watch the basic phrases video she said she was going to watch everyday. You don't need Pippa's permission to do anything and you don't learn new languages through just watching streams.

>>26016826
What the fuck even are are the middle two?

Pippa for the love of GOD stop looking at your fucking channel statistics, this does fuck all for growth and people might just be spoofing their location with a VPN anyway.

>>26013181
relax i will marry and impregnate her

>>26018065
2nd from top is Arabic and 3rd from top, which I'm not 100% sure of, is Devanagari, the script form of Hindi.

>>26018210
>Pippa has oil sheikh paypigs
kek

>>26018210
Children gather in a remote village in the outskirts Calcutta, the monitor for the village's sole computer lights up and the logo for windows vista appears on screen. The teacher navigates to one of the few icons appearing on the desktop: Internet Explorer. "www.Youtube.com/PipkinPippa" their erudite instructor types into the address bar, already knowing the best way to teach his pupils the complexities of the English language.

The lesson has begun.

Hug Pippa, hug Lia, hug Yuri, graduate Lumi

Sex Pippa, sex Lia, sex Yuri, sex Lumi
If there's still semen in your balls after this you're doing it wrong

>>26003256
women don’t care if the attention is negative. it’s still more than her parents ever gave her

>>26011628
Shit, still gotta do that, but atleast I have a week to think of something worthwhile to put on

>>26019042
In what order though as the latter ones will get progressively weaker loads

>>26019776
Order them by womb capacity
Yuri last because even a weak load is enough to fill her to the brim

Bump?

New thread
>>26020375