/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

V-carnival was really great, now I'm even more hyped for the live

>>25984749
Previous thread: >>25969622

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGSyM2Dcv7M
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream CapSule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M85xU-tbQ6c

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

DEATHSTAR, AWAAAY~

>>25984917
Their planet needs them

>>25984917
EXIT
I fully believe Mori wore heels and wrapped something around her waist to act like a slim skirt so her movements matched

>>25985093
Yeah, so they can blow it up and watch the pretty colors

How does it feel knowing Mori is too big and famous for you now? It hurts me.

>>25985132
>How does it feel knowing Mori is too big and famous for you now? It hurts me.
>Please unsubscribe, sirs.

>Takamori week
>fill of DeathStar, Watamori, and even TokiMori
Life is good

remember to love your Mori

>>25985244
Bonebros soon

>>25985296
i NEED to have sex with them...

>>25984749
Any webms/Catboxes from Vcunny?

>>25985120
You may fire when ready.
That reminds me, hasn't Mori never seen Star Wars?

>>25985510
same

>>25985854
I think she has, but isn't a fan of. She likely started with the prequels

>>25986013
Well the prequels are...yeah. I can't think of movies where I can go "That is awesome!" and "That is shit!" about an equal amount of times. And the originals have been played to death.
As a kid she probably didn't really care about them. I just thought it would be funny if she used the Death Star line but didn't know what it pertained to. Or if she really caused a yab and said it came from Star Trek.

V-Carnival Day 1 & 2 up on the cat too

>>25985510
replace Gura with Suisei, Kiara, Kronii, Sana or Reine or with all of them together instead and I'm all for it

>>25986660
Yes, filter with live action and it's easy to find

PERSONA 3 ON PC
IT'S HAPPENING

>>25986470
She did see the famous Leia poster in the room review and say "Nice 3D lady" but I think the death star has been referenced enough she'd get it by osmosis, even if she hasn't seen the original trilogy

>>25987344
Mori should still be awake, right?

>>25987344
This is Diablo though

>>25987420
They're talking about this I'm pretty sure

>>25987344
>Portable
good

>>25987478
>Portable
Why!?

>>25987478
P3P, why

I hope someone subtitles that talking segment with Sora.

>>25987508
Fuck you

>>25987405
Why would she be? Probably exhausted from concert activities + travel

The difference between a cow and a persona franchise is that you can't milk a cow for 25 years.

>>25987946
not with that attitude you can't

https://twitter.com/BingSardina/status/1536049104815390720

>>25987612
>paywalled concert
literally never ever unless someone on 4chan does it
time to start doing your reps

>>25988013
small hands

Yeah, she's awake.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1536050697036107776

>she's awake.

Mori We should have sex when you come to Atlanta

>there's a nonzero chance that Mori is one of the anons complaining why it wasn't p3FES

>>25988310
Why would she ever go to that place?

Will this change perms? Atlus is the JP publisher, but would Microsoft be the JP publisher for this new version?

>>25988470
The rap scene.

>>25988328
And she would be completely right to complain

>>25988490
Non-existent since West Coast rap took over

holy fuck P3P is actually not going to die on PSP there's a chance boys we might get it

>>25983960
>cue soundpost
>>25984293
yes

>>25988634
P3P is stinky

>>25988328
Yes and it should have been a remake that incorporated content from portable into FES

>>25988845
You sound sus, anon.

>>25988793
Fucking hated the designs of the new transformations. It felt like Toriyama was trolling

>>25988845
the preferable option would be to have the content of FES and P3P together but sadly that didn't happen

I just want Mori to post here 100% definitely once and tell us she loves us just as much as her normal fans.

>>25988952
She has, and she does, unless you're a threadshitter or a schizo.

>>25988952
Yeah not having the 3D around town sucked. And hopefully they at least fixed some of the typos in the female route.

>>25988952
One, the fallout from that would not be worth it in the slightest. Secondly, how many fucking times does she have to say that she loves us? Unless you mean that you want her to express love explicitly to ghostlings, but that'd be retarded.

>>25989027
Meant for>>25988933

>>25988952
Mori has left hearts on my Twitter comments, so she does love. Don't know about you though.

That's it? No Dragon's Dogma 2?

>>25989027
hopefully they fix the typo on the title screen it's actually Persana 3 Portable

>>25989076
I want Youtube hearts to come back

>>25989199
There's a Capcom show later

>>25988952
Anon....

>>25988922
Yeah the designs are garbo. I can't believe Gohan Blanco has been memed into reality...

>>25989227 (me)
sorry it's Persona 3 Poatable

>>25989254
But that's supposed to be for stuff they've already announced.
I'm done coping, maybe next year...

>>25988952

>>25988952
You don't want that shitstorm, anon. She can't admit that she comes here and that she likes her fanbase from here.

>>25989316
Hey at least there's a CHANCE you'll get another game for your franchise. My franchise is fucking dead in the water because Square Enix are fucking retards...

>>25989371
She has but you won't find it.

>>25988952
How many /here/fags do you need to be in her inner circle for this to be clear?

This sounds far more like a (you) problem.

>>25989422
Who knows, Embracer Group could bring it and Sleeping Dogs back

>>25989422
Yoshi-P and Nomura are the only people who are earning them money. They should get out of there.

>>25989445
>in her inner circle
3 dudes replying to every single post of hers doesn't make them "part of her inner circle", and it's not like they broadcast their 4chan presence anyway.

Game prospects for this year look like shit, is there anything actually interesting due out this year or early next year?

>>25989422
>Deus Ex comes back
>it's good
>Mankind Divided is actually fucking kino
>the DLCs are actually fucking kino
>one is just a straight up new campaign
>The Fall wasn't that good but story was interesting enough ends on a cliff hanger
>Mankind Divided was fun only had one boss ends on there being more to the story
>Square Enix kills the franchise with no new entry in sight
I didn't ask for this

>>25989440
Yeah I know but doing it as Mori Calliope would be biggest shitstorm she ever had.

>>25989890
Would it? We have Risu.

>>25989972
Indo's get away with more shit because no one cares

>>25989456
>spoiler
Fuck I completely forgot about Sleeping Dogs.
Kill me now...

I interrupt whatever dumb timeloop you are having to say that I really want a nerdy mommy gf, with or without a dick, it doesn't even matter at this point.

>>25989972
No one cares what ID does anon. IIRC at least one of them collabed with 3D males and no one gave a shit.

>>25989456
They're gonna announce a new Gex any month now, I know it...

>>25990175
That's as likely as being served salad at a taco party at James Earl Jones' house.

>>25990122
Please don't use this nigga's face to express interest in futa. I'm not into what he's into...

>>25990175
Knack 3 babyyyyy

>>25990230
I don't even care about futa I just want a gf

Bless whoever uploaded the vcarnival archives.

>>25990307
MarineIdon'twantobehornyanymore.jpg

>>25989858
>Square Enix kills the franchise
Square is fucking retarded. Deus Ex? Sold well, praised by critics, loved by audience, Square is like "nah, this is below our expectations". Sequel comes out, it's even better, fucking great but ends on a cliffhanger(because square willed it so) and square is like "nah, this is below our expectations, this franchise is worthless".
Same shit happened with Tomb Raider, we can argue how good those games were, but they sold well, no fucking reason to go "this is below our expectations" but square did anyway. And killed TR too.
But when it comes to their own IPs, oh, that's their darlings, this dogshit FF15? The one that sold like shit. The one that was criticized for story, abrupt ending, lack of character development and boring world? Nope, nothing wrong here, above and beyond their expectations.

So did Mori and Kiara actually get sick? Not coor sick but mild sick? I loke the rrat that they had too much fun better

>>25989972
IDs work in different way. EN admiting that would be a huge mistake.

>>25990457
They exchanged STDs.

>>25990457
Yes Mori actually caught a mild cold and gave that cold to Kiara because they couldn't stop making out and rimming.

>>25990451
>But when it comes to their own IPs, oh, that's their darlings,
NEO TWEWY...

I like that Suisei always gives Mori kisses whenever they meet on stage.

>>25990603
I like that they fuck whenever they meet off stage.

>>25990649
Stargazing is amazing for sure

>>25990649
But when will they do a normal collab? Suisei for eikaiwa when?

>>25990603
>>25990649
>>25990750
https://files.catbox.moe/mkdua8.png

>>25990781
One day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvfk1t5BRz8
I assume she's like Mori, very busy. Scheduling and all that.

>>25990781
Pissing collab when?

>>25990881
I wouldn't survive, unironically one of my biggest fetishes

>>25990853

>>25990649
>>25990750
>>25990853
sui segsss

>>25984917
Susei is an amazingly talented angel-tier princess, but she is also so down to earth, fun and cute. I love the idea of her being the dorky sidekick of the world's biggest dork despite her obvious royal lineage. She is the kind of girl who brushes the hair of her handmaidens when no one is looking.

>>25990853
Pubes doko...

>>25991176
is Sui not bald?

>>25991285
There's a version with blue curtains

>>25991285
Fauna please start making schedules again.

Ollie had an interesting thumbnail for her ASMR

I unironically think the Scuffed Up Age performance for vcarnival is my favorite version of the song. Even better than the studio version, the sound team was so good the mix sounded better.

OH SHIT

>>25991400
The things I would do to that zoombie would make the filthiest prostitute in Amsterdam blush

>>25991517
GO HACHI GO

>>25991449
Welp, I guess I'm going on nya.

>>25991619
I'm updating my soundpost, just gimme a sec

>>25991619

>>25991975
Damn, it's so beautiful... My oshi is shining...

>Mori liked this
BRING BACK HOLOLIVE SUMMER YOU COWARDS

Heh

>>25992267
>Found the source with the caption
We're really the worst fanbase

>Mori sang Tell Your World
>one of my favorite vocaloid songs
INGMI

>>25992793
You want a soundpost? Gimme an image and I'll make one. Granted you won't get it till next thread.

>>25992648
Spoonfeed plez

>>25992834
please

>>25992965
The artist captioned it "Summer Daddy"

>>25992988
Alright I got you.

The reasoning behind no schedule was cause of all the shit she had to do behind the scenes, I imagine she probably actually has some free time now if she’s gonna start making them again.

I love her. She is my idol.

The 3d Model is really starting to grow on me.

>>25993056
Cringe.

>>25992648
I'm starting to understand why Mori is not resisting the dadfags anymore.
Every attempt to sexualize her with art is accompanied with a cringe caption that defuses the whole thing fot her.

>>25993450
I still want her face to be properly remodeled

I love her I just want her to shine

>>25993450
Neck actually looks a little better but the face and hair still bother me. I think because in her 2D the hair rigging is so smooth and flowy.

>>25993558
I don't care if dadfags want to keep being faggots. I just want her to stop reading those kinds of comments out loud. It feels like every stream she reads a "Hi DAD I love you" from a gray.
Next Sunday is Father's Day too.

>>25992988
I decided to go with a more unity image, also I'm a dummy and clipped out Mori's cute peace at the end the first time so I had to redo it.

>>25994259
>Mori on the same stage with Hachi
Is this the real life?

>>25994395
Deadbeats do seem to enjoy the bee in particular. Any reason for this?

>>25994435
Sing good

>>25994435
We really like singers

>>25994259
never would I have thought to see my oshi with HimeHina and cyber girl Siro what a weird fucking thing to see

>>25994435
I finally checked her out after deadbeats kept shilling her here, shes a really good singer

>>25994490
This, the extended universe when used in good faith, is a pathway to getting good music.

Ok...

Ogey

Morp?

Mori...

Morippi can't sleep...if you're here Mori it might just be better to try and stay awake at this point....

Perhaps someone is a little disappointed with the recent showcase of games...

I love her

>>25995001
I knew it, she wanted FES

ok

So she basically stayed up for the game announcements and got zero sleep.

Hope everything's okay

>>25995051
I don't think staying up was a choice, probably jetlagged again.

Super Vauge posting time

>>25995084
Ok.

She's so cute...

>>25995068
>>25995068
Also tomorrow's a rebroadcast day so honestly...who gives a fuck ヽ(´ー｀) /

>>25995084
I love vague posting. I hope its ok and I can't believe this has happened its over

Her inner Sony fan is seething at Xbox getting Persona.

>>25995107
Idk, just use some antihistamines and sleep?

Let's analyze the hidden meaning for the next 12 hours

>>25995104
ok

>>25995033
if you didn't you're a Fake Fan

>>25995165
huge rrat ahead: rrat

>>25995165
>O-mega
>K-ill

>>25995142
Microsoft gave her a series x so it's not like she can't play it

>>25995194

>>25995165
I can't believe it. It's all down hill from here.

>tried to congratulate FT personally
>Gets the cold shoulder again

>>25995165
our child was kicking a fuss in the womb

>>25995165
Rrat: videogames are dead

>>25995226
Did you miss the part where they took it back after the sponsorship?

>>25995284
where were you when video games were kill

>>25995296
Shidden

>>25995194

This is the worst possible thing to happen.

>>25995142
At this point she should say fuck it and stream using PCSX2

I knew she shouldn't have said that to Kiara..

>>25995365
Thats a big rrat...

>>25995400
>breaching contract as a funny joke to own Atlus
lmao

She was clearly in a great mood after the show. Just imagine how much she'll be glowing after next month.

>>25995296
Kinda lame.

>>25995165
"rrat"

oh btw is there a mega for vcarnival? or just the catboxes I havent had a chance to check it yet

>>25995165
Alright so we all know that the natural response to Okay (or Ogey if you have an accent) is rrat, and as >>25995365 points out the biggest rrat around is Bae but the response to Bae isn't to just Ogey her back but to mating press her, clearly what she means here is that she wants to (maybe even NEEDS to) be mating pressed.

I'll go ahead and test this out, guys.

>>25995513
it would be a good bit you have to admit

resting power is a great song

[Good news]
https://twitter.com/you_kururu/status/1536039869843386368

i miss sfj...

>>25996418
why is hololive pushing calli so much

>>25996418
The way Mori's holding that drumstick in the PV gives me conniptions. Its like the animator's never held a goddamn turkey leg in their life.

>>25996618
Nipponese animators, pls understand

>>25996418
How did I know that I love Mori?

>>25996586
kakkoii

>>25996586
>>25996722

>retards and doxxniggers trying to make catalog become green now
Wack. At least I know how her other voice sounds now I guess

>>25996586
PROTAGONIST

>>25996885
I can barely see any green though

>>25996885
I don't like these new catalog colors
I'm averse to change

>>25997086
I opened the catalog and saw TWO green threads
One was a Rushia thread and one was a GirlDM /lig/ OP
These numbers are too high

>>25996885
fauna is the least offensive holoEN member, wtf?

Yeah, this sounds about right
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1536111965155643392

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1536111965155643392?s=20&t=Wb9mhIjM44RnI_vYNTyU6w
Uh oh

Damn reaper needs correction.

>>25997488
>>25997519
TEE HEE

mori secretly gets off to making vt seethe

>>25997488
>>25997519
rape correction

>>25996885
is this about the pride month thingy

>>25997488
>>25997519
That's my dumb wife right there

>>25997612
>Secretly

Reminder that she's making Subaru fat

>>25997890
All according to plan.

>>25997890
Its the curse of North America coming for Subaru, she had escaped but the processed sugar in the Pop-Tarts calls to her.

>>25997890
Oh no... Another shapely super girly tomboy idol.... how will I ever possibly cope??

>>25997519
Between this and Kiara's own way of vagueposting. I'm more convinced than ever that they are basically the Jessie and James of Hololive. That would make for a cool fanatic now that I think about it but who would be meowth.

>>25997890
fat roast duck

>>25998045
Fanart. I hate autocorrect.

>>25997890
Subaru also fell in love with Fairy Bread
She was doomed from the start

>>25998045
One of Kiara's very first tweets was a picture of her and Mori posing in front of a burning Cover HQ.

>>25998045
>who would be Meowth
Kobo

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1536100824476053504
Shinigami Night is not a song(?)

>>25998309
>shinigami night party
we will get a new club scene backdrop and mori will flirt with us

>>25997488
Bratty Reaper needs correction

What happened to the MV release?
Check the old schedule here.

>>25991517
Holy shit. Good for Hachi!

>>25998622
maybe she misunderstood the tease as a full release

>>25998622
Probably just a miscommunication; we're getting a teaser but not the full MV

>>25998888
>that drumstick
God fucking Jesus Christ the more I look at it the more it pisses me off. THey arr not shaped that way and you most definitely do NOT HOLD THEM LIKE THAT.

FUCk

>>25999024
it looks like she's holding my veiny cock

>>25999024
Contain your autism, HoloEarth is fantasy land, their chickens can look completely different.

>>25997519
She is /here/ and literally stealing my cropped screenshots from last night. I won't take meds.
>>25985243

>>25999024
hey maybe they serve whacky drumsticks at the KFP in Alternative

You niggers asked for proof that Mori's here :}

>>25999138
You may be on to something because even the artifacts from video quality in the image are identical

>>25999138
I'm not CSI or nothin but the artifacting on both screenshots looks identical, as is the pose.

>>25999138
>>25999191
>>25999314
>>25999333
Counterpoint: check her likes and scroll

>>25999138
One of the prechat members posted that same screenshot, maybe they stole your or you stole theirs I dunno.

>>25999314
>>25999333
It's like when Ame used a /here/ image

>>25999024
That's because it's a breast you fucktard

>>25999486
>eating chicken titty
nice

How do Cuckbeats continue to support Connors condom money.

>>25999486
Excellent

>>25999397
>One of the prechat members posted that same screenshot
#PrechatGang!

>>25999397
It's possible we took the same screenshot.

this fucking bitch I love her

ok

I'm curious to see if Rust is on Moom's schedule, wouldn't be surprised to see her doing it with Mori
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1536112669891014656?s=21&t=QKRPVlJ63FTvdOKNHlhKPA

>>25999854
one-on-one moom collab?

>>26000763
Nah, I'd imagine someone like Fauna or Goomba would be there too. I just don't see any other reason Mori would suddenly play it unless it's a situation like Overwatch

I would love it if Mori, Gura and Gura (alter) played the game but idk if Gura even has an interest in it.

>>26000905
>Gura (alter)
you mean Gawr?

>>26000905
I don't think Gura had an interest in Overwatch either, but she's also the type willing to jump into random games with friends (like Mori)

>>26000763
get in line

>>26001008
isn't the same true for minecraft?

>>26001114
Yeah, people here actually get pissy about Gura being more focused on chatting than some random build project

Cunny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI24NCKB7-k

>>26001457
>Almost at 4M
Holy fuck gawr gura is popular

>>25998309
Chances are it’s still a song from the EP that’s getting teased, I wonder if it’ll be that chuuni song or another “club” song.

>>26001619
>has 3M in subs
what makes you say that?

>>26001457
those trumpets are unfortunate

>>26001457
posting the c-word puts you on a watchlist

>>26001457
>cunny
cringe

>>26002144
>>26002240

>>26002144
>>26002240

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8SGxi0rEzA
green woman

>>26002287
Come on and slam

>fellow cunnybeats
Based

>>26002402
coloured

>>26002331
>currently watching an owl
>Fauna will overlap
Life isn't fair...

>>26002492

>>25988952
she doesn't. You're the arse kissers that she despises. She wishes she could push a button that would make you die, but leave her your wallet.

>>26002685
Who unironically uses the term "arse?"
That's fucking cringe, man
Post your British passport so you at least have an excuse

>>26002685
The fact that she reminisced her drawfag days on stream, plus her insistence on checking /st/ during NSO proves she still thinks about >us

>>26002802
You're cringe, Fatburger.

>>26002802
anyone who isn't an uneducated american

>replying
ngmi deadbeats

>>26002926
>>26002973
post your crooked teeth

>>26002973
I dunno man, my countrymen don't live in mud huts and larp as Brits

Speaking of britbongs, I noticed some of the twitter antis that post under Mori's tweets are Yuro diveball enthusiasts. And they always post the same "you dropped off L ratio" or whatever twitter nonsense. What's up with that?

>>26003079
Post your deathfat belly and mobility scooter.

>>26003187
Krampus...

>>26003187
Soccer fans aren't human, that's all
The only sportsball enjoyed by REAL human beings is baseball
But only if they enjoy my team or a foreign team

>>26003187
Ive seen those, and it looks like something called "youngboys" , which from what I can tell are like professional twitter trolls or something like that. Like their whole thing is just being annoying on twitter

>>26003180
No, your daughters get raped by muslims while the police look the other way in the big cities.

>>25984749
did her throat heal in time or was it still craggily?

>>26003300
This is a bot, right?
It has to be

>>26003425
Maybe you should stop giving it attention.

>>26003384
100% Healed up, she sounded fine in all of her talking sections today so no problems there.

>>26003440
It was too baffling of a post, I'm sorry

>>26003425
WE ARE THE BORG
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED
YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

>>26003384
She sounded fine in the MC segment, and she talked about wiener schnitzel so it wasn't prerecorded. She's good.

J*U. How was V Carnival? Also I think I like like Mori...

>>26003661
Do some archive reps and you can see it for yourself
she was shining

>>26003661
Unironically the best she has ever sounded on stage anywhere
Definitely worth doing archive reps for

>>25999521
How do cuckaphinos continue to support jollibees

>>26003753
>>26003964
Surely someone can spoonfeed me a MEGA link.

>>25996586
umg contract and ep/concerts. mori's putting in the work to be a big shot and hololive is noticing.

>>26004057
How are there so many of you niggas over here who don't know about the cat?

>>26004142
What does Okayu have to do with it?

>>26004192
Aren't you supposed to be on break Ina?

>>26004142
I rarely use this site and its only for /morig/ ples andastando.

>>25999521
Because they get off on being cucks.

>>26004365
Did you reply to yourself after 2 hours because no one replied to you?

NUO is gonna be so good

>>26004712
After V-Carnival, I'm twice as hyped for the live
Especially because we know Watame and Gura are gonna be there, it's gonna be great

>>26004602
Yes, because everyone who dislike you is naturally the same person. There has only ever been 1 person in all the world who shits in this thread and they are simultaneously SEA, Euro and redneck.

>>26004712
I keep forgetting if I bought a ticket yet

>>26004602
You really struck a nerve apparently lol

>>26004928
yeah but youre not a new IP so we can tell you already posted here

>>26004928
You've clearly been using the internet most of your (hopefully) adult life now, at least fucking learn the lingua franca properly for fuck's sake

>>26005019
Unlike you cuckbeats, I'm not a one and done. I can keep going, instead of going flaccid after five minutes of effort.

>>26005053
You first.

>>26005099

>>26004993
The spergout is the best part

>>26005099
Are you that femanin kfp? Kinda cute

>>26005099
>Unlike you, I can sit here all day and shit up threads for hours on end
damn, you got me...

>>26004956
Double check just in case, you never know if there'll be a restream or not

>>26005189
Nope. Former Deadbeat turned anti.

>>26005099
fucking what? kek

>>26004926
Doesn't Gura have to be there in person unless its a prerecorded thing? Is Mori going to use that US trip before the sololive to cut her out of the mold that's consumed her?

>>26005208
Yup, while you can't shitpost or do anything else for more than five minutes at a time.

>>26005315
For lives, the group segments are often pre-recorded

>>26005315
My assumption is that one of the studio visits Gura has talked about was to prerecord her part. Would like to be proven wrong but staying conservative.
On the other hand, there does seem to be a lot of EN movement around the time period.....

>>26005258
KEK bro that make just as pathetic as them. Once a cuck always a cuck.

>>26005152
Oh noes, will I lose subscribar?

>>26005416
Nope, I got out before the cuckening and oh boy I'm glad I did. Holy shit lol

>>26005189
No, it's the retarded Australian sperg who spams the word cuck over and over in global and then comes here to villain larp and spam

>>26005482
You still fall for her to begin with cuck

>>26005406
Yeah, there is a large possibility of a NA off collab I think.

>>26005506
>then comes here to villain larp and spam
The meme that Mori antis act like Kingdom Hearts villains was real?

>>26005552
And yet, you're the one here defending her.

>>26005596
They have to be as chuuni as Mori to anti her.

>>25988952
She is /here/ and she loves me

>>26005619
I'm calling all of you cucks, cuck. You admit to being former deadbeat cuck.

>>26005506
>implying I'd ever touch global

>>26005619
NTA but I think you're arguing with a fellow anti. He's not defending Mori. He's saying that you're a cuck for having been a deadbeat in the first place.
This misunderstanding is pretty hilarious tbdesu

>>26005691
>wait I thought you were the Suiseifag?

>>26005652
No, she doesn't. She hates (you) and just wants your money. If you want to be seen you need to speak up in her RM places.

>>26005691
desu I don't really care, I like to fight and this is a target rich environment.

>>26005702
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.'
And God granted it.

>>26005768
Seek mental help, I'm not even joking

>>26005701
>I lived long enough to see the Suiseifag thing happen live.
Holy shit my fucking sides.

I like this meta of threadshitters just unabashedly saying they don't care about anything other than hopefully getting a crumb of (You) from newbeats. They're really easy to laugh at kek.

>>26005860
Sorry about the coof

>>26005895
I'm more impressed that they ended up arguing with each other by mistake. Now this is peak comedy.

>>26005821
Why? I'm having so much fun shitting in your Weetbix. Do you like the nice corn-dotted turd logs?

>>26005954
I guess that's what happens when we somehow don't bite the bait. Good job deadbeats!

>>26005979
>implying you didn't for half the thread

>>26005702
Pretty sure it's just 1 monkey.

>>26005979
Too busy being horny to bite bait, honestly
I'll never understand how anyone could be angry instead of horny all the time

>>26006077
Hmm you might be right.

>>26006077
Actually have sex. Seriously, that's all you need to do to overcome the coom.

>>26005979
I've been busy playing fgo. Gotta finish this summer event before it ends tonight.

>>26006161
>tfw haven't touched FGO in two+ years
I haven't done a single lostbelt
And then I found out that there's a new Liz coming up soonish for a Halloween event and now I feel like I have to

>>26006126
>censored porn
Good God, you worthless faggot. if you're going to do something do it properly. When I cop a 3 day ban for trolling I take it on the chin instead of trying to censor myself.

I came here to insult your oshi and to imply or eve outright state that she's a loose woman or a liar in order to get easy (YOU)s because I feel as if the fanbase you partake in are in easy target but not only that an easier punching bag also I am totally not form the South East Asia region

Ah, here's another classic.

>>26006248
Indeed. Have a (you). [spoler]Seems legit.[/spoiler]

>>26006292
>what they ran off stage to do after they finished CapSule

>>26006364
based spolerchad

>>26006228
>new Liz coming up soonish for a Halloween event
Silly anon. We're getting a new Liz for Lostbelt 6, not Halloween!
But yeah Cinderella Liz comes out next year for NA

>>26006292
sui sex
https://files.catbox.moe/v1sw9t.png

>>26006378
Hahahaha apparently there is no 'i' in spoler.

>>26006364
>>26006378
Threadly reminder that spolerchad is actually Gura.

>>25990853
Itadakimasu.

>>26005099

>>26006402
I'd be lying if I said I didn't somewhat miss crushing through things with Passionlip, but then the quick meta happened and forced me to adapt

We get 2 bits of Mori content tomorrow but neither is live. I hope she pops up in the karaoke rebroadcast chat with some MamaMori stories

>>26006443
It's true. I shit up this thread when I can't be bothered streaming and Ame is too tummy hort to service me.

>>26006587
Ame was too busy marveling over the Chad that is Todd Howard today

>>25994435
>talented singer with strong niche
>simple but cute and striking design
>very warm and good natured
>close to Mori friend circles

>>26006569
Double Skadi memes are pretty fun ngl.
If it makes you feel better, buster makes a resurgence next year. Though I don't like Oberon so I ain't rollin for that nigga. I want Summer Kama and Summer Sei instead.

>>26006573
I'm sure she will

>>26006705
Oh God, I cant wait for the shitshow that will be No Todd's Sky.

>>26006712
>always rolled for love
>always ended up pulling the meta shit anyway
Never on guaranteeds either, I had to suffer to finally pull Abby and got her on the last banner she'd appear in while every prior one was me pulling Karna
Every single goddamned guaranteed 5*, a Karna
Pako put a bloodcurse on me that didn't break until I broke down and grailed him for the meme

>>26006678
>Ame
>Gura
>Probably Fauna too

Why? What does Todd have? His games don't even work!

>>26006804
Enjoy your Maou Nobu when that comes around, there's a deadbeat here who loves her

>>26006786
Lost?

>>26006847
They've all fallen for Todd's sweet little lies.

>>26006847
It just works

>>26006874
Nope, I belong here, you don't.

>>26006847
Bitches love VATS

>>26006847
Women love a bad boy who will lie to them about the size of things

>>26006847
Todd is the only man who has never truly lied to me

I think, I think I love her.

>>26007113
I'm an inch taller than this chess club dude

>>26006804
Learn to embrace Pako anon, for he gave us Maou Nobu sama. My 2k fou'd NP2 Maou has treated me well. I got spooked by NP2 Karna too but I stopped using him after I got Maou.
>>26006873
>there's a deadbeat here who loves her
That would be me

>>26007270
Well I am a sucker for Pako's art, I have no complaints
One of the reasons I lover Sanner so much, other than her cute personality

>>26006804
I'm a WADA servant magnet, but I love her servants so it's problem for me

What just happened?

>>26007375
Wada's servants are so good. Vitch Light's sexiness tempts me to roll for her...