/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

Feels good being a chumbie

Gura sleeping

>>25945426
Gura is watching faunya play iron lung in her timeslot

/ggg/ is doing a collage with a bunch of shrimps for Gura's birthday!
>You can use Gura's template (see attached image), or draw your own shrimp
>Transparent background is preferable for obvious reasons
>Just reply to one of these anchorposts to have your shrimp included

The deadline is June 19, 6PM JST.
We also don't have a background yet! If you want to draw one or can find nice looking, free to use art of Atlantis with plenty of space to cram a bunch of shrimps please reply to this post with it. 4k resolution is ideal but not absolutely necessary, Gura did a sketch of her idea of Atlantis on stream that could be a good base: >>25892749
One anon had an idea for a background drawing and may or may not deliver on it.

My lovely cute wholesome sweet darling shark wife

>>25945545
Our sweet lovely cute wife is bullying her wife

>7PM
>/ggg/ is dead
i am the last chumbud

SHARKWAVE

>>25946096
Yeah, me

Gurass

how was the switch sports stream

>>25946573
Lots of cute sounds, didn't understand a single word they were speaking but it was fun.

>>25946573
T u T

>>25946573
kino go watch

>>25946573
Shion acted like a normal human being while Gura was being a brat, it was super awkward

>>25946096
Im here just thinking about my sharkwife and how cute she is

>>25946096
I'm trying to make a decent Ebi but my art skills fucking suck

>>25946664
>>25946643

funny how they couldnt really understand eachother but it worked out

>>25945426
No. She's awake by now, retard.

>>25945541
Yes

>>25946750
Yeah, she's awake watching Fauna play the game she suggested to Ame.

Now I understand why Gura said we wouldn't like to see her playing this game

Child

>>25947167
Why is that, I didn't have the stream open?

I just realized the collab tweet was scheduled.

I'm happy she has done 2 song covers
with Shion too
AND with two very good songs too

>>25947170
me in her mouth

Where is the pee? You had one job artist.

>>25946109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFS8Ye_ajYs

I'm in love with Gura!

>>25947446

I think Gura feels pressured to act a certain way when she collabs with the JP branch and it comes off as cringe sometimes

gunkshot gwarbler

>>25947631
she tries to match a type of idealized uwu cuteness she thinks the JPs are supposed to have, she has that weird image of the JPs because she only watches translated clips of them since she WNBJ

>>25947628

>>25945538
kys

>>25947777
it is what they're supposed to have, Gura was by far the superior entertainer in the collab

>>25947829
kys yourself.

Gura shark A floaties no boing boing flat bathwater pizza feet no bottom teeth meme shark funny LOLOLOL

>>25947878
retardchama...

GURA CUTE

>>25947903
Did I stutter ter?

>>25947903
baka my head

>>25947829
kisses you softly...? anon...

>>25947939
Yes.

where cover frame is it today

I want Dino Gura Plushie so I can rub the tummy for real

what are the chehcgred thst guts eukk ioujd kriniid minrctaftf streafj

>>25948171
Did stroke-chama evolve into drunk-chama?

>>25948171
5%

>>25948171
drunkbud...

>>25948214
he's obviously asking what the chances of gura joining kronis minecraft stream are

>>25948171
are you ok?

>>25948171
Weird that I know exactly what this says. Am I a genius?

>>25948082
the one on shions channel should be today but youtube is being funny so it might be delayed a bit
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1535630779706880000

>>25948279
Yes I know, this isn't the first of this kind of post here.

https://files.catbox.moe/vk9ika.jpg (embed)
https://files.catbox.moe/lyoyj0.jpg (embed)
https://files.catbox.moe/n0nh83.jpg (embed)

>>25948082
Platinum Disco was supposed to be on Shion's channel in ~ 10 hours, but it got delayed because Susan. Renai Circulation on Gura's channel should be up at the usual time tomorrow.

SEX.

>>25948555
I hope she actually gets shades like those to put on.

>>25948419
Nice (embed)

>>25948419
nice gura pussy
gussy

Gura's "A" short has more views on the official Hololive English channel than the Hololive English shorts channel: 208k (over 8 days) vs. 207k (over 7 months). Yeah, they probably should've just put it on the official English channel from the start.

>>25948768

>>25948768
I think that's Omega's failure project, it stopped at the same time as his departure

anyone have a timestamp for all her cans falling down

I am angry and sad as usual

>>25949244
I think it right before they started tennis, I thought I wrote down a timestamp but guess I didn't

>>25949362
Unusually for me, I am calm and happy. We aren't...

kronii just now heard guras pon on minecraft

Kronii hearing Gura's pon. Funny stuff.

Kronii found the ponk

She's trying to find it, pretty funny

>Turning on subtitles to find it
Kronii has the no fun kinda autism

>>25949362
Why are you crying?

Gura cackling alone in her room right now

Well, Kronni found Gura's pon device.

>>25948555
with me

Kronii called Gura stumpy

>a time will come in time
How many vengeance arcs has Gura spawned?

>>25949605
Kronii has more connected neurons than Gura
t.tourist

>>25949828
They're going to band together to punish her someday.

>>25945538
Give me an example of a good one, please.
I can't into raw creativity.

>>25949903
I volunteer to administer correction

>>25949909
did you not watch the new years stream....

>>25949909

I don't hear the pon with the music on. Kinda gay

>>25950007
I did, but new year theme and birthday theme are different.

WWE next week

I didn't catch it
did she destroy gura's noise device?

>>25950056
Not really, just make a shrimp with any kinda design you want

>>25950455
No clue but she got pranked hard

>>25948122
rubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>25950455
no, she removed one red stone so its stopped working

>>25950455
>>25950533
She found it and snipped the redstone connection but didn't technically destroy it

>>25945254
>been gone for 24 hours
>Gura/shion collab
>she has 2 covers coming
>and another original song
and gonna show up on Mori's concert
did I miss anything else?

>>25950802
WWE stream soon, probably some more surprises

>>25950802
She's pregnant with my child.

>>25950626
>>25950628
I see. Thanks

>>25950961
Don't trust this anon. I'm actually the father AND the child

>>25946723
brat mogged

>>25950802
She showed up at Sana & Lui Totsu. She was very cute in both.

>>25951049
yeah, me

Brat thighs and tummy

>>25950802
>and another original song
I'm hopeful but don't understand why people keep confirming this already

>>25951259
Anon she literally stated that she's in contact with platina jazz about making something. I don't think it'll be ready fot her birthday, maybe just an announcement for it but I'll be happy to be wrong, but it is in the works.

>>25950802
>and another original song
Did I miss something?

>>25951431
People like >>25951410 are taking something she said out of context and are expecting a new song soon

would you gombus' gombussy?

>>25951049
I'm the father the child and the mother

>>25951256

>>25951754
cease

Rust server may be happening

Mumei just confirmed Rust Permissions lets gool

>>25951973
ew

>>25949608
I don't feel so good

>>25951913
>>25951973
Will we finally have something better than ARK?

Batb is fucking Gura right now. She loves her some euro cock

>>25952033
You spelled my name wrong

>>25951431
No, just rrats. She said she contacted a musician to help her with a new song and some chumbies think that means the song is already written, composed, recorded, mixed and has an MV to go with it.

>>25952027
Well do you have any suggestions that might be better than ARK?

>>25952162
Terraria

>>25952162
Ark. Gura barely played it and it was kino.

>>25951603
All I said was that it's in the works though? I don't expect it to be done in time for her birthday since she has only stated that she is in contact with them about making something which is safe to assume means that there is something in the works.

>>25951913
>>25951973
Doesn't Rust randomly generate your character? No cute grills.

>>25952364
In the works doesn't mean anything. Remember when she had 5 songs in the works?

>>25951973
>saw some japanese streamer playing it with 100k viewers
>they're doing some OTV-type thing
On the one hand this could lead to nothing, or it could lead to Holorivu skins if it goes that way, so we'll see.

>>25952437
All the more reason to take what she said seriously, she's not the type to mention something she's failed at delivering before unless she's sure it's happening.

Gura's feet belong on my face.

>>25952346
Knowing Gura, she'll probably play it again with Mumei if she is interested too.

Gura's teeth belong on my dick.

Gura's teeth belong in my dick.

Gura's dick belongs in my teeth

Gura's feet belong on my teeth.

Gura's

>>25952437
She said that during February of last year right? I don't remember the dates of when she released these but she released Sorairo Days, Ai Kotoba III, and Reflect just a couple of moths from when she said that I think though I might be wrong. We also don't know for how long they do these projects since stuff like Ookami blues, Anustart, and Kanata's Phony were all announced or revealed months before they were actually released

>>25952954
It was 5 original songs. Reflect is the only one that made it.

>>25952654
>she's not the type to mention something she's failed at delivering before
She did that plenty of times though. Lots of plans she talked about got fucked.

>>25953167
Then she stopped doing it for exactly that reason.

Chumbussy belongs around my dick.

>>25953167
anon please think before posting

>>25953388
Obviously not. She talked about buying KU100, and that went south. Quite honestly, she should never hype anything, since it seems even her birthday preparations got fucked after she's been hyping it up, and now she's stressed about that also.

>>25953006
Oh it was 5 orisongs? It's been a while since I watched that vod, my bad then. Shit happens and I can't really blame her. I have a lot of projects that never get finished and I'm nowhere near as autistic as her so I kinda understand. Still won't stop me from believing that she's gonna make a song with platina jazz someday though.

>>25953729
Someday is fine but it shouldn't be listed as something that's confirmed to be coming is all.

>>25953630
Two exceptions vs like 3 things TODAY A FUCKING LONE that she never said a peep about. God knows what else she's sitting on.

>>25949643
I can correct her...

>>25953827
Haiiro to Ao... Gura please just release the raw vocals...

>>25953827
She should sit on it until it's ripe and ready for release.

>>25953729
It was, but it was less songs she was working on already, and more song ideas she wanted to work on.

>>25953827
my face

Sometimes I think

>>25945538
looks good enough

Would you Gooba's butthole?

>>25953630
I believe in the KU100, she will get one eventually and bless me with the most loving ASMR ever. I'll wait patiently until that day.

>>25953953
>forgot transparency
FUCK
here we go

>>25954168
repost it my dear guy, or you may end up being missed by the organizer

>>25953935
Stop that.

I hope she surprises us with new emotes for her birthday

>>25954394
Shrimps holding lightsticks onegai

>>25954314
>>25954168
nah I got it

>>25954168
>white dots everywhere
It was better on the other one

>>25954590
oh

>>25954423
we already have lightsticks and the shrimp. i want more emotes of gura

>>25954684
don't worry bro it's an easy fix with the two images you provided

>>25954394
I hope not. Birthday is already hype, she should spread out minor hype events like that to increase the average hype level.

We need more shrimp emotes. the Gura angry emote in particular needs an EbiMad version so people can stop using the generic anger emote.

>>25955033
could do it on one of the days leading up to it
i do wonder if she's planning a lot of things for next week like last year though

I love her so much!

Peaceful /ggg/ best /ggg/

>>25945370
>dinner date with Gura
>in a public setting
>she has said she's really uncomfortable eating in front of others
Artist needs to do his reps.

please don't get delayed I'm actually hyped for this cover

>>25956095
it's the future gura yearns for not the present

>>25956079
ina put that down, cats don't like it when you hold them like that

>>25956147
is this could possibly hurt them don't like it or mr fluffikens might get a little upset don't like it

>>25956095
I'm pretty sure she said even in front of her parents she has trouble eating. I wonder if she used to eat in her room alone all the time or if she just let the food fall all over her during dinner time

>>25956095
anon there's no tray on her side she's meant to be imaginary

>>25956031
It feels like an eternity since we had almost two days without shitters here. Today was a powerful day for chumbies in the face of retarded schizos.

>>25951754
UNF.

>>25956095
Stop being autistic

>>25956095
>>25956217
She's probably like this because she got made fun of once and she cried.

Reminder that she used to eat lunch alone in the bathroom in school I can save her...

>>25956541
I'm afraid that's impossible, anon. Stop putting my wife in out of character situations.

Now that Gura is doing her Monogatari reps her next outfit is going to be based on Hachikuji just like she based her first on Ai Hinatsuru

>first cover is being released tomorrow
It's gonna be a good day. Has anyone sussed out what songs are being covered?

>>25956655
Imagine going on your first date and being so nervous you forget how to eat, and your date responds by making fun of you. Traumatized for life
I will save her

>>25956865
>sussed out
Anon, they say them in the stream.

>>25956865
>sus
You sounding pretty sus right now. If I didn't know better, I would think theres a chumbud in this thread who didn't watch the gura shion collab all the way to its end..

>>25956865
Not watching streams, what have become of chumbuds...

>>25956217
Perfect Gura date:
>Get delivery
>Put her food on a paper bag in front of her room
>Knock on the door and leave with your own food
>Call her on discord and eat "together"

>>25956865
watch streams
also is the cover actually still releasing on time now?

>>25956865
Yea this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>25956951
>>25957087
>>25957103
>>25957133
I did, I got to watch my wife bully her wife in real time. In my defense I was halfway through my third drink by the end of the stream tho.
>>25957147
Thank you.

>>25957147
Gura I know you're here. Please sing this in your next karaoke

>>25957325
Not on the list https://www.karafun.com/search/?query=Oingo+boingo

>>25957112
That's actually really fucking cute and now my heart hurts.

>>25957627
Gura is a naughty little rule breaker already so its ok

>>25957627
>no little girls and private life
Karafun's even worse than I thought.

>>25945538
My Ebi

>>25956865
>first cover
No retard. She released a cover on Christmas day.

>>25957112
We buy Gura dinner with our membershrimps and she eats with us on stream sometimes, close enough.

Chumpedos

No original song for her birthday. This cover song is the birthday song. No way she releases 2 songs within 10 - 14 days of each other. Gura, why?

>>25957926
>I've techincally went on a dinner date with Gura
Bros...

>>25957923
>context
I meant the first of the two they just announced, dumbass.

>>25954165
Nope. She won't do serious ASMR again. It was great and everyone in the comment section loved it but she must have got embarrassed after listening to it. She might have been drunk when she did it to get up the courage. She acts like it was bad on purpose so she doesn't have to do it again. It's better than any JP or EN ASMR I have listened to. Used the 3Dio once and must have gotten rid of it. What a waste

>>25956800
Are chumbuds just Arararagi Yokomi? [spoilers]shitsurei, kamimashita

can't wait to hear her covers + birthday orisong

godfucking dammit

>>25958007
Technically she is releasing 2 songs back to back. One just happens to be on Shion's channel. Also, it sounds like she did want to do something cool for her birthday but had to sideline it. Still, a big totsu is always nice.

>>25958254
lmao

>>25958254
kek

>>25957926
I've watched the Burger eating at least 7 times, each time I order exactly the same Gura had that day

>>25958186
The reason why she wont do ASMR again is the same as Shions.
She knows thats what people want so she denies it. That goddamn bratty kusogaki...

>>25958254
what?

>>25948122
I need it

>>25958390
They were made for each other. For a second I thought this was a wholesome image.

Why is Gura the only one gatekeeping gifted memberships?

Gura, almost 2 years and only 1 original song. What a waste

>>25958431
I'm assuming he posted >>25958209.

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

Did I post this yet? Should I make more? its gura hapyp face

>>25958528
She has two with Q. And a 3rd that sounds like its beginning development.

>>25958593
Don't reply to bait

>>25958509
Is she really the only person not to activate them? I thought there wasn't an option to turn them off? Ina complained about it

>>25958544

>>25958593
I meant an original song of her own, not a duet

>>25958509
she wants to maintain the value of membership

>>25958663
They should just have a gifted tier that only offers emotes and is cheaper.

>>25958246
No birthday original this year. She won't release songs so close to each other.

>>25958714
Blame Youtube, it gives the highest tier up to $5

>>25958714
if that's the only way to block spammed memberships from accessing member streams, sure. the idea configuration is for spam memberships to be fully disabled.

>>25958613
Ina didn't figure out how to turn them off, but she did make an emotes only tier just to keep the giftfags out.

>>25958756
Make membership $5.01 and gifted tier $5 then

>>25958804
Pretty sure they have to be in dollar increments ending in .99

>>25958835
Damnit youtube. Well $5 and $6 isn't much of a difference if they wanted to do that

Man I am so fucking excited to hear the new original song

chumbies im fucking high as shit but gura cute we are all connnected i love you

I wouldn't mind a $5.99, honestly. Also, I'm pretty sure Gura doesn't have gifted memberships yet is because youtube hasn't fully rolled out the feature. Also Also, fuck that one attention whoring tako in Ina's chat just throwing memberships out there like bread to a flock of pigeons.

>>25958186
She will definitely one day get a cool, comfortable room just for ASMR and show us lots of love. Chumbies won't be able to consider themselves virgins afterward.

Love my autistic sharkwife

>>25958974
>ina asks people to stop gifting memberships first thing in the stream
>they keep doing it anyway
rage inducing

>>25959031
same desu

>>25958772
I thought gifted memberships always go to the $4.99 tier, or did YouTube change that?

Free memberships is a hornet nest. Schizos will be camping streams to get a free one because most schizos are poorfags who will only use it to troll the member only streams.

>>25958714
Fuck no, I want my emotes to retain value. At least give me an extra-special GuraMM. Maybe a real member only TuT emote.

>>25959326
Emotes never had any value

>>25948963
Wait Omega was fired?
I have been ignoring his existance since he appeared.
What happened?

>>25959356
You're retarded if you actually think that.

>>25959287
You can still ban members you know

>>25959287
Well it would be an easy ban anyway. Correct me if I'm wrong, but with an MCN, if you are banned from one channel, you're pretty much banned from all of them, right?

>>25959376
Going "muh special club" over emotes is beyond retarded.

>>25958772
it doesnt work, Mumei did that and she got 135 gifted members today

Gifted members should have a flag or something that identifies them as the frugal fucks they are. Let it be known you're there thanks to somebody else. Ina knows what's up it's why she asked the dumbass who was giving them out like nothing to stop nothing good will come from this.

I'm looking forwards to when Gra-chan's channel gets membership gifting.

>>25959423
They've been a special club ever since they became paid content.

I don't wanna go to work, I wanna watch Gura..

>>25959481
Someone still paid for it if its gifted

>>25959509
Not the person using it. Which is the point. They shouldn't get membership badges either.

>>25959534
Yes and actually unironically caring about either of those things is beyond retarded.

>>25959566
Correct. That doesn't make him wrong.

We are all members here right /ggg/?

>>25959591
I mean if you're ok with admitting to being "beyond retarded" then sure

>>25959593
sadly no, im too poor, and I wont lower myself to becoming an arsfag because Gura is worth more than that.

>>25959104
I commented once in one of Ina's streams and suddenly I'm a member.
It ain't right.

>>25959593
since day one!

>>25959566
Half of this thread is proud of having a trident and doesn't like the idea of jumped-up greys having one. They aren't saying it, but they're thinking it.

>>25959593
No, I do have 2 gifted memberships however, one for Ina's channel, the other for Mumei's. I've been pirating member's streams.

>>25959593
Yep!
>>25959629
At least you have principles.

>>25959593
Day one babyyy! Looking forward to Gura seeing my RGB trident and knowing I love her the most!

>>25959593
not a day 1 but at least I'm a one year

>>25959593
Of course

>>25959593

>>25959593
Yep! not day one member but I do have my trident

>>25959728
RGB trident? What? You physically made one?

It's not going to take long for 1 Pre chat schizo to get a free membership since they talk a lot, the only good point is that in the middle of a member stream people with tridents will point it out like crazy, it happens rarely but when chumbuds hate something or someone they aren't afraid to say it

>>25959593
I'm a month one member. Didn't get it day one because I didn't chat much at first and wouldn't have been able to catch the Muse Dash member stream live anyway.

>>25959386
I suppose you have a point.

>>25959869

>>25959031
MY autistic sharkwife is now a literal animu girl!

>>25959682
You don't get a trident right out the bat the trident is for long time members. New members get the red and blue buoy diamond thing whatever the fuck it is.

>>25959997
shark cant swim

>>25960015
no, you start with a sequence of bronze-silver-gold shrimps and graduate to the diamond hairpin at six months.

>>25960015
Retardbud...that's her hairpin, and new members start with bronze/silver/gold shrimp.

>>25959593
A few days away from getting my trident. Gura cute.

>>25960116
Okay. I thought the diamond came first. Thanks for clarifying.

>>25959593
Day 1 chumbud but not a day 1 shrimp since I used to be an absolute poorfag

>>25959956
This but for the face. That's the stuff.

>>25959956
Eh. That's a shitty 2 year member badge

>>25959593
Nah, I'm very fond of her but I'm not gonna be a simp. I carry enough shame. That and I have zero interest in interacting with her chat so I get nothing out of the emotes.

>muh secret club

>>25960604
t.gray

>>25959593
I’m not going to pay to be ignored by my oshi. I can get that by lurking in her free streams. I’d buy merch, but hololive or cover don’t really have/know how to merch for the west.

Looking forward to Gura x TeddyLoid collab

>>25961343
It's just gonna be prerecorded Q performance, anon. I'm 99% sure Mori's concert was the thing Gura was recording in a studio with her manager.

>>25961447
well i won't pay for that

>>25961511
You don't have too, I'm pretty positive the concert is free.

>>25960498
I don't hate it, but I do kind of hope she changes it since it's not that much different from the 1 year badge.

So, when are covers dropping again?

>>25961958
5 hours from now for the one on Shion's channel if she got things resolved, otherwise the other is at Gura's normal stream time tomorrow I believe

>>25961592
I just checked the site and I think it's $50.
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/tickets

>>25962051
Anon, I'm not talking about the site...

>>25962322
Shark Dreams chumbie.

>>25961958
In a couple of hours I think if Youtube isn't being being retarded again. more songs or covers on her birthday if you believe the rrats

I have a confession to make buds I really really really really really really really really really really really really love Gura and I WILL marry her one day

>>25963330
i made this post

im gonna do it buds, im gonna marry her. You can't stop me

I really really really Gura

I Gura

rewatching kronii's vod now
>asks her chat if she's going crazy
>enabled narration
>oh my god it's driving me insane
Gura's pon device was a success.

>>25964356
Uh, timestamp?

>>25964411
https://youtu.be/ANkOA63VRFM?t=1785
She notices the pon here.

>>25964356
>>25964513

>>25964350
Nyoom

>>25964834
CATCH IT QUICK

Tummy

>>25965044
huhaha

From which side of her family did her autism come from?

>>25965644
They're evolving far too quickly to be stopped. So ends the age of Man.

>>25965345
Erotic

>>25945538