/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

LIA OP!

ピッパ抱きします!

so basically it seems that pippa does not care much for mgr

SO AROUND A YEAR AND A HALF AGO I MOVED INTO MY NEW APARTMENT. I WAS FRESH OUT OF COLLEGE AND DIDN'T HAVE ANY FURNITURE SO I CALLED THE APARTMENT COMPLEX TO SEE IF I COULD HAVE SOME FURNITURE ORDERED ONLINE AND SHIPPED THERE. THEY SAID IT WAS FINE SO I ORDERED A MATTRESS AND A STAND TO PUT IT ON OFF OF AMAZON. WHEN I MOVE IN TO MY APARTMENT THE STAND WAS THERE BUT MY MATTRESS WAS GONE. "NO SWEAT," I THINK TO MYSELF, "IT'S PROBABLY AT THE OFFICE." SO I GO TO THE OFFICE AND ASK THEM IF THEY HAD MY MATTRESS AND THE GUY WHO WAS THERE SAID THAT HE SAW THE STAND OUTSIDE MY DOOR AND MOVED IT INTO THE APARTMENT BUT DIDN'T SEE THE MATTRESS. I ASKED IF IT COULD HAVE BEEN STOLEN AND HE TOOK ME BACK TO LOOK AT THE CAMERAS WITH HIM. LO AND BEHOLD, THERE SHE WAS. A DAY BEFORE I ARRIVED FUJIKURA URUKA ROLLED UP TO MY APARTMENT IN A PICKUP TRUCK AND STOLE MY MATTRESS OFF OF MY GODDAMN DOOR STEP. I ASKED HIM IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD DO AND HE SHRUGGED AND TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS PROBABLY LONG GONE BY NOW. I TRIED CALLING AMAZON TO SEE IF THEY COULD REPLACE IT AND THEY TOLD ME THAT SINCE THEY COMPLETED THE DELIVERY THERE WAS NOTHING THAT COULD BE DONE. I HAD TO ORDER ANOTHER ONE AND SLEEP ON THE FLOOR FOR A WEEK BECAUSE GODDAMN URUKA STOLE MY FUCKING MATTRESS. WHO THE FUCK STEALS A MATTRESS!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

cant wait for pippa to seethe at the THIS ISNT MY SWORD moment

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>25951846
SO
FUCKING
CUTE
GOD DAMN IT FUCK MEEEEE ITS SO CUTE
>>25951871
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I want to hug the Pippa.

I am mildly positive towards Uruka btw not sure if that matters

>>25951862
Lisa gave her an ultimatum. She plays MGR again or their friendship is over

>>25951943
She does have tasty looking thighs

For me, it's Lia. Only Lia.

>>25951956
Tough love. I respect that. Do we know wich game she will play after this?

>>25951943
I would rather you have her than her fans. Honestly Im hoping Lia actually enters a lesbian relationship with her openly to get her away from her fans.

Yuri would give the best brapjobs.

Can an MGRchad that knows the meta explain why the Sai is bad? I pretty much exclusively used the katana when I played like a decade ago, but chat is acting like Pippa's actively throwing by having the Sai equipped.

https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1535807602675826693

>>25951811
Honestly, I'm new to PC. Lia and Tenma's Ghost Stories stream a while back got me here.

>>25952047
Sakana is a creep and a potential predator. He'd fire them both unless they let him in on it.

>>25952129
Does no damage, stuns you
Mistrals weapon can stunlock all enemies to death, sundowners can 1shot most enemies

>>25952129
Sai = no strong attacks. DPS is more important than wacky, crazy, zoomy sai combat.

>>25952129
They are retarded.

>>25952178
Welcome anon, they are all insane in very unique ways and very depressed.

based whale saving pippa from a mental breakdown

this was Yuri's chair.
I have never been more jealous of a chair in my life.
Imagine the point blank braps this chair has absorbed

>>25952287
Uruka is just stinky

>>25952339
when you sit in these chairs naked your sweat and body oil eats the material away over time. So she has been sitting in this naked for at least a year.

>>25952339
And I thought my shitty chair was worn down

the flakes will not be MINE

Watching pippa play is fucking stressful

>can slice every enemy to death and heal hp to full
>doesnt
>uses sai instead to move away from her infinite hp restores

>>25952568
After watching 20 or so chuubas play Minecraft for the first time this seems like business as usual.

>>25952339
yuri brapped in this chair so hard and hot that she literally melted thru the material and stuffing is coming out

>>25952367
Most of phase connect is in mental pain, Uruka is in PHYSICAL pain and sleepy.

Lisa in chat, rrats disintegrating

>>25952657
Pippa doesn't deserve to be Lisas friend

>>25952675

>>25952367
stinks of jizz and smegma

>>25952568
This is probably one of the most difficult non-boss sequences in the game, but doesn't justify this. Also keyboard.

>>25952657
>>25952686
never believe the rrat

>>25952674
but Minecraft seems like it can be alot more relaxed.

>>25952786
>keyboard
Oh she is going to fucking love Armstrong

Lisa is in chat. They are still together

>>25952708
It only confirms the rrat harder >>25951956

>WHOEVER RECOMMENDED LOCK ON IS A TROLL
>LIsa:......................
RRAT IS BACK ON BOYS

>>25952800
>can be
Yeah it could, but you still have to watch people struggle and panic with the most basic things in an environment that's supposed to be calm. At least it makes you immune to backseating since you learn to let the vtubers play at their own pace.

>>25952786
>Also keyboard
oh that explains alot actually. i wouldn't touch this game without a controller so i can see why she's so miserable lol

>>25953048
The game is easier with a keyboard. She is fucking retarded juggling enemies in the air then missing all of her hp restores

I never fapped to femboys before and hated faggots but seeing all the lia likers lust after one made me get curious and look at some traps and femboys. My cock got hard and i came so fast fapping to this delicious femboys ass i found online. Fuck you lia likers you turned me into a faggot.

>>25953202
>Pippa streams
>Faggot starts shitting up the thread
Every
Single
Time

>>25953202

>>25953202
>NOOO GUYS IM BISEXUAL BROS WHAT DO I DO
Congrats faggot you learned what tribals fucking know.
>cute hot, fuck it

Lock on is trash, You need to be able to combo and block enemies on the fly as they come at you and you can't do that if you lock on. I never locked on in Dark Souls, either and avoided Dex builds because lock is SHIT in melee combat games.

>>25953317
you can turn it on and off very easily, but its unbinded by default on keyboard

>>25953317
Lock is only shit in MGR because the camera is god-awful

So how is she going to do the armstrong blade mode segment with this insane spam she is doing.

how is Pippa this bad at games?

>>25952750
Lol

>>25953484
MMORPG player and vagina

>>25953443
She won't and she will be mad, but it's sink or swim. Time will tell how she'll handle it after a bunch of deaths.

>>25953443
She isn't. She'll stop playing for 2 weeks and complain about forgetting the controls again.

>dies for 1 hour on the same 6 enemies
>CHAT YOU ARE SHIT I'LL STOP LISTENING TO YOU

>>25953535
>>25953553
I remember i had to switch to controller because blade mode is trash for those parts with mouse

>>25953443
She's not going to beat Armstrong anon.

>>25953276
thanks for the laugh

She's having a woman moment tonight.

Pippa has entered mald status on MGR already and is mad at chat.

Did !Pippa actually end up beating Dark Souls?

LUMI IS A BAD WOMAN IS LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE HECKIN BAD

>>25953202
Well, you can just abandon the dress-up and illusions and stick to the real thing. Which also uses a lot of dress-up and illusions but there's still a critical difference.
t. dropped ero-focused content altogether

>>25953577
I understand that it's very important for you to show everyone in chat how much of a 1337-haxx0r-pro-gamer you are, but maybe keep your masturbation private instead of doing it in chat?

>>25953734
Lumi is a cute and competent rts player and you should feel bad for saying that!

>>25953734
THIS THIS THIS! Lumi made me do 100 squats and now women at work feel up my ass and call me "sweet cheeks"

>>25953734
its okay i will fix with correction

>missed another full hp restore because she keeps juggling enemies in the air with the Sai

>>25952041
I love these

>>25953841
WOW LUMI YOU DID THIS

HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELF

>>25952750
fuck i love Yuri

I am genuinely in love with Pippa and I will make sure my hugs will physically reach her.
I may have to break a few laws in the process, but what is love without a restraining order?

>>25953925
sub weapons were a mistake

>>25953968
I was at work and I beant over to pick up a box with perfect squat form just like Lumi said. Before I knew it a girl had her hand in my back pocket and she said "oh im sorry I was trying to get my magnet back, it is stuck to your buns of steel"

>>25953734
shut up yuri your tiny and easy to rape

>>25953048
kys

>>25954286
That was rape. Anon, you were raped

>>25954289
Shutup Lumi or i wont kidnap you

Is crippledyke still around I had questions.

Someone please just tell her the parry trick

Don't worry, she just realises there's not much game left and is extending the stream by pretending to be bad.

>>25954327
why? are you a keyboard slave?

>MMOs are the genre for slow learners
good one Pippa

>>25954418
Go back to /r/halo.

>>25954482
>reddit website
go back

She did it
She healed for the first time since she beat Sam

>>25954418
Because you typed "alot" and "i". That's pretty disgusting.

>>25954515
I am not the one worshiping controllers, am I?

>>25954482
The great thing about a pc is that you have versatility. A controller is simply the better choice for most 3rd person action games, you savage.

>>25954574
I'm a kb+m slut but will use a controller for shitty console ports and driving games.

>>25954574
you kind of outed yourself dumbass

>>25954625
Except it's not. You're just handicapped.
Physically and mentally.

>>25954689
You don't have to be a redditard to know how their links are made you fucking retard. It gets constantly shilled here.

>>25954537
That seems a little petty but if it matters that much to you i will try to improve in the future.

>>25954696
Controllers are better for most 3rd person action games.

>>25954763
>It gets constantly shilled here.
whatever you say retard

>>25954880
False. Controllers are only good for fighting games.

>>25954978
Idiot.

>>25954696
>>25954763
gbt/v/

>no chat interaction
>no lisa even though she was in chat
>content everyone has already seen a million times
>her reactions aren't even particularly funny or interesting
MGRfags are you happy now?

>>25955062
Can't force the rabbit to play shit she doesn't want to. Now we pay the price.

>>25955062
Pippa ruined it herself being retarded taking forever on one of the shortest levels of the game

Pippa's particularly cute tonight. Dunno what it is.

>>25955062
I still don't understand what people like about this game.

>>25955215
THE MEMES AN-NON

She's actually retarded

>>25954763
Yeah, but knowing exactly what the opinion of r/halo is when it comes to kb&m vs controllers does seem to go a step beyond that.

this game is so cringe. Glad I never got into it

>>25954978
I'm sorry for calling you an idiot anon. I take it back.

>>25955311
let's what you'll have to say after i produce this pitchfork, anon

>>25955062
>>her reactions aren't even particularly funny or interesting
>Armstrong goes on about nationalism, materialism, ismism
>Pippa with perfect timing:
>autism
Shit taste. Stream is great. Nothing wrong with a bit of malding.

does she not know how to parry

>>25955311
The cringe is part of the charm. It's Cringe Kino. Better than the ironic crap they shit out these days.

>>25955435
She does. She doesn't know what she can and cannot parry

>>25955484
This game is definition of ironic crap.

>>25955538
You probably don't know the meaning of a single word in that sentence.

>>25955574
If you think everything in this game is being played straight you're as retarded as Chris Chan.

>>25955574
Explain how it is not ironic crap.

>Pippa is worse than Lisa at video games
What happened?

>>25955574
this game is hack fraud schlock and you fell for it

>>25955679
Because it lacks the ironic self-awareness that for example modern marvel movies have. The game takes itself serious without having to acknowledge the ridiculous shit because it respects the audience intelligence.

>>25955718
Keyboard and mouse sucks ass for this game and is a huge handicap.

>>25955718
Lisa was just getting carried by the purple psychic ice fire dragon. Doesn't count.

>>25955981
THIS Lisa has an IRL ripper mode on standby

>>25955215
It's a good game with funny characters and outrageous dialogue. Watching people play it for the first time is usually very entertaining. I just don't think it's a good fit for Pippa. Also there is no way that someone who is on the internet 24/7 and watches streamers non stop hasn't already seen the ending

>>25955864
No, that's just Kojimbo being unfunny like always.

>>25956075
Kojima had almost no part in the making of the game.

>gymbro Pippa
I NEED HER

>this qte fuckery
Pippa plays Force Unleashed when?

>>25956159
Still way too much, obviously.

Pippa becomes a surfer chick when she's manic

>DUDE
>DUDE
>DUDE
>DUDE

Pippa is being silly online

>>25956267
I like Kojima. Death Stranding was great and i can't wait to see his next Magnum opus.

>>25956204

>>25954286
I'm sorry you went through something so c r i n g e

There is no one I hate more than people who superchat for attention during cut scenes

>>25956426
Dont put me in a cringe compilation anon!

>>25955981
>>25956010
kek

>>25956479
>the girl from anon's work place posts here
watch out anon you may have a stalker developing

>>25956549
Nooo i dont want to get married

I AM GOING TO TICKLE THE BUTTHOLE OF PIPKIN PIPPA

Pippa finally realized it

This is the first time I've seen someone say that Trump stole the line from metal gear lol

Pippas patriotism is so cute

>>25956715
She really loves her country.

>>25956329
Anyone that thinks kojimbo is a hack never played death stranding. Its a real shame.

>>25956609
OpSec reps my friend. OpSec reps.

>>25956803
Kojima is unironically not a deep thinker. But somehow most of his "villains" are actually very nuanced and often have much better ideas than any of his protags. Much like the game currently being played.

>>25956715
>sings redneck woman
unforgettable

>chat spamming quotes like it's the greatest game ever
>pippa doesn't give as hit at all
kek

>>25956803
is this supposed to be an example of good writing?

>>25957135
All chats are terrible during this game. If you wanna spam quotes like a cool kid do it AFTER the quote is already said.

>>25957135
I didn't either until I properly experienced it myself. Not that I've become a fanatic. In many ways Pippa's recklessness is holding back her enjoyment. Backseating ain't for me though.

>>25957201
she seems to be having alot of fun

>>25956350
too bad she refused to do the squat challenge

>>25956999
>>25957136
Kojima is a genius. Nobody even comes close.

>>25957248
BUT SHE IS NOT HAVING FUN IN THE WAY I WANT HER TO HAVE FUN
Seriously, those people.

>>25957256
that was dumnb and would never happen, and was nothing but an excuse for people to say they would send akasupas and know they would never actually have to send them

In which difficulty is Pippa playing? doesnt seems like normal.

▼Happy Birthday /pcg/
Turns out today is anniversary of the first Phase Connect thread that got actual traction. Here's a link. Need to use warosu. >>4970404 (Dead) featuring me fucking up the subject.

/pcg/ proper wouldn't start until the 17th with this thread >>5241856 (Dead).

It's been a wild year of milestones, rrats, drama, threads, OC, Invaders joining, no graduations and it turns out Gen 2 is in fact real. I don't know how many of the OGs are still around but I still see a few of you in the chats. Here's to many more years and many more threads.

Reposting since were right on the dot.

t.Kevin

>>25957256
she is auschwitz mode anon, when she does exercises its chair stuff because her body is frail from a diet of
>dollartree meat
>soda
>and cheap frozen food

>>25957248
I'd like to think she'd stop playing if she wasn't having enough fun, but it is much easier to enjoy the atmosphere and dialogue of a game when you're not getting spanked as often as she is.

This is the first time Pippa is forced to actually play the game properly.

>>25957260
Did people really expect MGS + SH? Maybe to some extent and I'd say it is to some extent, but so much of it seemed as different from those two as those two are different from each other.

>>25957387
She's unironically fucked on this part because of mouse. You cant change the angle and fire like on controller, you have to guess

>>25957526
Blade mode is easier to aim with a mouse

>>25957347
Happy birthday, /pcg/.

Also, I won't believe in gen2 until I see it.

>>25956615
i'll hold her legs for you anon

>>25957347
Happy birthday to my favorite schizo thread.
Gen 2 really needs to come out, because I think I just hit the point where I'm tired of making the "not real" jokes.

>>25957260
Kojima games are great because he's a legit autist who will make wacky shit and take it 100% seriously the entire time.

The world of Death Stranding was created by just coming up with a few conditions "rain makes you old", "Dead bodies explode", and "You need babies to detect evil ghosts", then thinking what that would do. Also Mads Mikkelsen did a good job and Troy Baker satisfies the part of me that thinks that villains wearing black cloaks and teleporting behind you is cool.

She should just switch to easy mode and finish him

>>25957955
Can you switch in the middle of a playthrough?

>>25957955
Why do you hate fun this much you whiny little friend?

>>25957955
Easy mode would be changing to the white suit so that you have infinite nanopaste
She also gets nanopaste from slicing up the debris that he throws, which she refuses to do

>>25957902
Kojima can make general plot points work and be interesting. But his meta narratives are often incredibly basic and naive. The most grating one I remember from Death Stranding is all the logs about how distrustful individuals who sometimes went to extreme lengths to protect themselves and their property were somehow to blame for the current state of the world. Even though it objectively kept them alive as the world fell apart.

>>25958067
She's never gonna slice the debris retard, you need to do it 4 times in a row without running out of blade mode meter, she can't even do it once. It's better to try and beat him without healing.

>>25957347
Happy Birthday /pcg/! I'm looking forward to many more.

>>25958433
You do realize that she HAS to so that she can block his healing in the last phase? She is literally forced into aiming it. I'll say it again, she HAS to use it or she will NEVER kill him.

Pippa's gamer reputation will never fully recover from this.

>>25958575
i'll give her the keyboard and mouse handicap for this one.

>>25958521
She doesn't have to slice the debris, she only has to stop him from healing, it's much easier to do that.

The Sundowner fight and the Armstrong fight are shit because of how they implement blademode. It barely functions and while you can ignore it in Sundowner's fight and BREAK the sequence, Arnstrong will just loop into doing it forever if you survive failing it.

>>25958654
>How dare the game force me to learn to use one of the core mechanics to progress.
>I should just be able to cheese the boss and ignore this mechanic that is literally one of the first things taught to me.
It's people like you that are actively damaging the core tenents of game design.

>>25958821
>how they implement blademode
>how

lmao she malded

lol lmao

The menhera broke out...

Top tier stream

PIPPA RAGE!!!!!

Pippa crawling into her hugbox for a minute to recover

Rage Rabbit

kek

>teehee i'm so clever for trying to cheese it

An actual mental breakdown

>pippa will never use you as her gamer rage punching bag

PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA

Pippa...

KOJIMA IS A HACK

>>25959274
>Love Richie Valenz
>Love Chicano Music
>Love Lou Diamond Phillips
>'ate small planes and Buddy Holly
>simple as

>>25959268
time to become an hero

Remember how when she started this, she wanted to play on Normal because "hard would be too much for stream"
Good times

>>25958821
Nah the system works when you need to do half-accurate cuts like in normal fights or the green heal thing on armstrong, but moments like the rock throwing or cutting sundowner's shields when you either have pinpoint accuracy or suffer 50% damage are bs

LA BAMBA IS CRACK

Pippa...

I fucking told you niggers

hurry up and beat the game pippa
I want to go to bed

she's restarting if she takes ANY damage

>>25959417
Blade mode is easier to aim with a mouse. Pippa (and You) are retarded.

Pippa is latín 100%
She's like me gringos jalenme el mani

I love menhera tubers, prime entertainment.

>>25959417
Lumi beat it with m/k

please make her play sekiro next

>Pippa right now

never played this game, is it really this hard?

>>25959470
Darksydepippa...

KINO

>>25959581
She is intentionally making it harder by ignoring mechanics that the game forces on you for the first time.

I commend Pippa's ability to make entertainment out of acting up her frustration

>>25959581
not really. she simply refuses to cut the fucking rocks wich is really the only key to winning. they even drop health for fuck's sake

Pippa is being corrected by Senator Armstrong

>>25959581
It's really easy if you're not the one who's playing it.

new thread new yuri fat

>>25959580
When does she hit this?

>>25959417
What's so hard about the aiming on kbm?

>>25959417
Nevar Forget

I can't take this music anymore. I'll help to wait for the archive

>>25959643
Did she even use all her heal items? Usually it says 0/5 at the side if they are empty.

>>25959691
I think she just did.

shitter rabbit needs nanomachine correction

fuck this stream, i just want you dead

>>25959489
Wait. So the dark skin in that one piece of art is real?!

>>25959478
No it fucking isn't, dumbfuck. The axis is literally right in the middle, where the analog would be, and you have to swipe it in the opposite direction to cut. Doing it on a mouse without having an axis causes it to go haywire 9 times out of 10.
Blade mode is LITERALLY designed around an analog stick.
>>25959516
So did I, but I also beat Thief 2 without loading a save.
We're not talking about me or you or Lumi, we're talking about Pippa.
>>25959697
You have to pretend there is an invisible analog stick with your mouse. If you go out of bounds of the circle, either too far or too close, it fucks itself. If you try and make a cut, but do not hit the exact center of the invisible circle, it fucks itself. You can get used it, but Pippa hasn't.

KINO

>>25959697
It's shit at converting the cursor movement

>>25959582
>I spawn. I DIE.
>INSTANT DEATH
>that's bullshit
>nothing I could dooo
ah, those were good times

>>25959697
Literally nothing
You move your mouse in the direction you want to swipe, moving your mouse down towards you does a vertical slice downward
You do not need to move the camera at all because it automatically sets it up for you so its impossible to be off position unless you yourself move it

>>25959766
Mold son,it hardens in response to mental trauma

i thought she just didn't have a controller how is she too lazy to plug it in

>Pippa will never BAAAM BAAAM BAAMBAAAAMBA in your ear
damn

>boss telegraphs his big move with a five second cutscene
>pippa forgets to dodge it 50% of the time
Why is she like this?

AHAHAHA SHE CAN'T CUT THE FUCKING ROCKS

>>25959581
it's not lol. Challenging? Yes but it's much easier if you have the proper peripherals and don't blatantly ignore mechanics that aid you throughout the game kek
>>25959516
>but X vtuber beat it with kb/m
who gives a shit retard, it's Pippa
>>25959890
the first few streams were spent attempting to set it up and then having to explain to every new viewer how it wasn't working iirc

Fuck I laughed so hard at the rage I fell out of my wheel chair

>>25959864
>Literally nothing
It looks really fucking janky from where I'm sitting.

Kusogaki bunny needs senatorial correction

what is she smacking around it sounds like a box of cereal

ENTER
LA ZORRA DE PHASE CONNECT

Well... one of her pet bunnies is going to be strangled before sunrise.

>>25959935
You are watching a retard play. Might as well grab a mirror

>>25959942
I'm assuming it's a pillow or something malleable

OMG Pippa is crazy

>>25959942
it's her meds

>>25959942
Bag of rabbit feed.

>>25959969
I'm very impressed by how cool you are, anon.

>>25959977
kek

>>25959977
Can you combine it with the part she screams ba ba bamba? In any case, thanks for the edit.

>pippa: never uses blade mode to aim just mashes attack
>randomly hits spines to heal
>never bothered doing Sundowner properly
>literally never aimed on a single bossfight
>getting her shit kicked in when she is finally forced to play the game properly

She is never killing him if she never learns how blade mode works. Controller or not.

>>25959977
Saved

Pippa is the best gamer in PC!

>>25959931
because she's shit at games as well

>slightest eye tilt to read the super-chat message
amazing

>going into training after getting your shit fucking wrecked
LOL

Pippa using my balls as a speedbag to vent her frustrations after dying for the 700th time!

>>25960040
this
best scenario would be to go back to the first mission and learn the controls again

I haven't touched this game since 2013 but from what I remember lining up those 4 cuts points with a joystick wasn't much of a problem, I can't imagine how you do it with a mouse though

kek at least she is making some good money

>>25960207
female please understand anon

>brute forcing a game so hard you barely decide to learn the start controls at the end
I don't know what to mark this down as, the power of extreme autism or questionable game design/mechanics that allow someone to get this far without actually acknowledging the features you've attempted to instill
>>25960228
>good money
you mean the same 4 people tossing their penny superchats with the usual oil barons? doesn't seem out of the ordinary to me

>>25960207
Literally the same way
What the fuck do you consolefags think a mouse is?

I just wanna hold her and show her how it's done, bros.

>>25960286
Thoughts on this? >>25959834

>>25960286
who the fuck plays this game on console, no you retard it's just that nobody's dumb enough to play it using kbm so nobody knows how they designed it for kbm.
aside from pippa

Pippa is really doing her best DSP impression

>>25960361
You are fucking retarded like Pippa. Your opinion is worthless

HOW WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW??

I'm in Pippa's lap right now

>pippa crotch mic

>I have no clue how to do X
>a fucking controls screen that maps out everything exists
pippa you're based but why do you have to be such a woman sometimes

>>25960421
it's the mold spores, they're finally reaching the CNS

>>25960286
>What the fuck do you consolefags think a mouse is?
I don't know what consolefags think, but pretty sure Platinum Games though that mice were little critters and didn't understand the assignment.

>Pippa lap mic
She's so cute bros

>>25960282
>money isn't real if it comes from X and if you ignore 50% of the other donations
She's making good money, anon. Don't be retarded.

>>25960482
Imagine the smell

I'm glad I stayed up

>>25960282
lolwut? Superchats increased massively in both volume and frequency after her wings of redemption moment.

>>25960337
I haven't seen this in a while

Tenma's just having the time of her life in chat.

>>25959658

reNPC please draw cyborg Pippa being mating pressed by senator Armstrong

>>25960611
Tenma is the best

CHICANO PIPPA DUDE

Yeah dude, let's do it dude.

>>25960361
Ignore this >>25960393
dumb nigger. You have to line the cut up first, and THEN cut diagonally, which is the entire probem. If you do what his gay little ms paint implies, all that would happen is Raiden would wiggle the aim the sword FOR a cut, not actually do it. Then after that, when you need to line up the next cut, you have to do it in a CIRCULAR pattern, as in, you have to draw a circle, and if you fuck it up, tough titties.

Actually have tears in my eyes over the amount of friendship I am seeing in this stream

Doesnt blade mode on joystick has easy inputs? as one button for perfect vertical cut, other for perfect horizontal cut and if you press both you get a perfect diagonal cut?

>>25960723
What in the fuck are you talking about? You have never played the game

>>25960723
This is correct. Also i think you only need to line up 3 of the 4 targets for it to work.

Fuck the cutting system, why wouldn't you stock up on healing items right before facing the final boss?

>>25960771
There are 2 "diagonal" cuts. How do you choose if it's top-left/bottom-right or top-right/bottom-left?

>>25960840
There is a good chance that her inventory might be full of them.

>>25960893
I thought she learned how to equip them in the Monsoon fight

>not picking the heals after so long
pippa......

>healing items on the ground
>doesnt pick them up
also /pcg/
>pippa isnt retarded

>>25960936
That was in April

>>25960973
>>25960986
She probably even has some left in her inventory

>>25960823
You are unironically schizophrenic.

Dubs and she goes on a racist tirade and quits Phase in a rage

>>25960643
Tenma is best PC member

Guys, she's obviously challenging herself by limiting what game mechanics she's allowing herself to use. Please respect her skills.

>>25960725
Hello again Crippledyke, when is gen2?

>>25961041
Nigger I played the game countless times with a mouse and keyboard with 0 issues because I'm not a brainlet like Pippa and you
You are inventing shit in your head about a game you never played and you call others schizo

PlayStation face buttons

>triangle
up ward vertical cut

>X
downward vertical cut

>squre
horizontal from left to right

>circle
horizontal from right to left

so
>top-left/bottom-right
circle + triangle or X

>top-right/bottom-left
square + triangle or X

>>25960986
>also /pcg/
>>pippa isnt retarded
pls link a post here that specifically states that Pippa is not retarded or of lower intelligence. I wish to berate them for their actual schizophrenia

>>25961065
phew

Pippa descend further and further into madness while La Bamba plays in the background

Sorry about the noises pippa has been making, she couldn't speak while I was kissing her (she couldn't see the game either)

she is losing it

I like the chirping noises

this turned from boring game stream to epic schizophrenic meltdown boss battle

>>25961298
She'll probably beat the game pretty quick now that she's figured out the stuff she was supposed to figure out in the first 10 minutes of playing the game.

>>25961404
yeah but i'm glad that's how it went

>>25961404
>She'll probably beat the game pretty quick
TRUE

>>25961103
Considering your retarded image that doesn't even make sense, this is one of the most insane examples of projection of seen in recent times.
I've literally played this game over the last decade to relax (before Sekiro released) with both KB/M and controller for many playthroughs each.
You are schizophrenic, and have no idea how the controls actually work.

Can't believe Sandunga was the real victory anthem after all

2 0 0 . 0 %
S E E T H E

someone, type out what she's been saying just now

>>25961457
she did adapt and evolve, let them have this moment

>>25961540
A DA DA DA DA BA BAMBA

Imagine how much less great this would have been if she was actually competent at the game.

KINO
DOUBTERS KNEEL

I knew she was a dirty spic

>>25961604

>>25961613
But she's not rolling her Rs?

>>25961603
It would've been a different kind of great, but I don't mind this adventure.

>>25961613
She doesn't even speak Spanish, anon. Just la bamba.

>>25961604
my oshi is truly the strongest

>>25961613
She isn't.

>>25961603
If it were really better to be shit you wouldn't feel the need to post bizarre copes immediately after the W

Man, the ending is not same without the rock music

And lmao at Pippa malding because she decided to wait a month just before the end of the game. Blademode is stupidly easy with KB+M by the way

>>25961683
You're so smart, anon. I'm afraid I just had a shit ton of fun anyways.

Conceptualize sucking Pippa's dick.

KAWABONGA

>>25961603
Equal really
>stubborn pippa: cute and breaks down
>willing pippa: has more fun and flexes as though she's good
>competent pippa: would have stories from playing previously and be able to enjoy the lines much more
it would be nice to see her take on more Metal Gear someday, no rush

>>25961540
>Hope your firstborn child kills themselves
>I hope your wife leaves you for your neighbor
>I hope that all of your dreams come true and at the height of your happiness you get hit by a fucking truck
>I hope nobody remembers you
>I hope you never know what happiness truly is and that you spend your entire life pursuing your ideals only to realize that's never what you truly wanted
>But when you finally feel content that's when you die
>I hope that you drown
>They say drowning is the worst possible way to go....and I think that's about what you deserve
>I think you deserve to drown in the ocean.....saltwater filling your lungs
>I hope a fucking starfish crawls into your anus and has babies while your still alive
>Woo baby, feels good
>You can call me how-to-basic bc I just smacked the fuck out of an egg
>I wanna pour salt into your eyeballs
>I wanna take the blunt end of my sword and peel off your nails
>I wanna take your teeth out one by one and push them back in
>A DA DA DA DA BA BAMBA

Pippa's voice is all fucked. Very CUTE

>>25961835
I am I wanna be impregnated by Pippa really fucking bad it hurts.

>>25961835
The Pippenis would be too strong

Pippa confirmed for being a stingy shit who doesn't give money to the santa with the bell.

Pippa you wouldn't have had issues if you learned how to play the game until the last minute...

>>25961835
get genderbent by michiru so i can take pippa's dick and feel her pumping in me

>especially doesn't care about the weird accent kid
Wtf bros you didn't tell me she was racist?

>>25961860
I don't know about that. Those would have been great too, but this kind of catharsis can only come after suffering.

>I'm down to replay the Devil May Cry games
wdsmbt?

>>25961976
a. the kid sounds like fucking jar jar binks
b. racism is based

>>25961976
Speaking a retarded pidgin is not like having an accent.

the pippa gear is complete

>>25962021
based

>>25962021
MG-Excelsus says trans rights!!!

>flakes having a drunk argument with Tenma

>>25961680
>>25961663
>>25961634
cope

>>25962021
This stream definitely deserves that monument. Good job, anon.

>>25962021

>that was a lot of adrenaline
Imagine the smell of pippa's pipipits after she's been raging for several hours and leaking out that potent hormone sweat.

>>25962218 (me)
>>25962021
Maybe add the malding text >>25961874 to it?

>>25962211
Cope with what? The fact that she has been doxxed?

>+600ccv on fucking youtube
>easily made $500+ of pure profit
Pippa STRONK

0/10 learning to play the game

Is this the 2nd game ever she actually finished?

>>25962321
Nah man...the sweat in her groin is where it's at. It must smell like heaven.

>>25962371
Easily one of her most successful streams.

>>25961874
thank you anonchama

>>25962394
Probably a more fecal aroma down there considering she bathes once a month and presumably doesn't use a bidet.

>>25962388
shes finished plenty of games. mostly rpgmaker games from earlier in the year

>>25962355
ok

>>25962478

>>25962435
>presumably doesn't use a bidet
Those are really really rare in the USA.

>>25961525
What a noisy rabbit

>raider with pipiggers
why would you do that to someone kek

>>25961525
that's fucking raw

>>25962584
Capippalism is an ideology of peace that is here to culturally enrich small corpo vtubers.

>>25962584
Pippa was not at her smartest today.

good night /pcg/

>>25962649
If those people wanted to stay 2views forever they wouldn't have enabled Pippa's account for raids.

>>25962722
Isn't it allowed just by mutually subscribing?

Amazing stream! Started off strong with the cute Pippa noises and kept getting better as the rage rose. A bit sad she didn't manage it on kbm, would have been the perfect end. Really good responses to Armstrong's monologues, both in comedy and views. It's nice to see someone having pride in their country. I hope she gets some good rest this weekend.
1 broken keyboard/1 xbone controller

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE RAID
RATE THE SWORDING
RATE THE STREAM

>>25962686
Goodnight!

>>25962894
pippa realizes how shit she is at video games/10

>I slept through two entire threads

>>25962894
My favorite streams are when Pippa plays games, also she seemed kinda bratty tonight so I have an incredible urge to breed her/10

>>25961874
If you are an uncreative anti, consider using lines from this as a ritualpost

>>25962894
Fun Stream/10. I just hope she isn't to mad at us.

>>25962894
Pippa had a real "greatest freakout ever" moment live on stream, slamming herself physically against furniture.
2 legend status streams in a row/10

>>25962894
EXPOSED as bad at vidya games

>>25962894
What an experience. Quite the journey from hype to mald to a very different type of hype.
A lot of great moments and jokes, especially the frustration and hatred flowing out of Pippa once she finally beat Armstrong was a sight to behold. The little review of the game at the end was also very well done.
All this could have never happened if she would have just beat everything on her first 3 tries like a normal human being.
10/10 very memorable, entertainment through failure. I'm giving her some points because the mouse aiming looked fucked to hell and back and I don't care that you beat the game while using it. Yes you..

Also one of her most successful streams of all times when it comes to numbers.

>>25963020
You missed Pippa rage kino.

>>25962894
>cute and bunny, i fucking love the freak out in the moment and immediately have the urge to ensure she is ok.
>i left soon after
> Sai/10
>so many great streams lately, throw me a 2 view collab with a normie so i can say something sucked soon.