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CURRENT PROMPTS
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>Clothing
What does the average Joe wear daily? Any formal dress impacted by tradition/culture? Is fashion being split by class or regional differences? Climate or other fantastical wackery making certain attire a necessity? Paint us a clearer picture of who you'll see walking through the streets!
>Food
What crops do your people grow for consumption? What about the food you import, and from where? Do you have unique delicacies? What are the common snacks or meals for the working class, or the rich and powerful? Any food reserved for ritual purposes? How about etiquette when eating? Any special practices during mealtime?
>Entertainment
What kinds of entertainment is popular for your people? How important are they seen as part of life? Do different class people have sufficiently different tastes? How much do the chuuba gods play a role in these entertainments?
>Religion
What religious rituals does your nation have to worship its deities? What's the religious structure look like? What's the official stance on other faiths?
>Alcohol and Drink
what do your people drink and what's is it made from? what sort of culture is there around drinking in your split?
>Development
What are your nation's current goals now? What are you trying to aim for in your development? Would said development make your people happy?
>Funeral Rites
How do your people observe the death of one of their own? What kind of ceremonies are held? How are their belongings handled?
>Music
What kind of musical instruments/music does your nation make/use?
>Name
Does your thread's nation have any naming conventions? What are people named, and why? Do names have meaning? Do people have surnames, and how are those derived?
>Politics
How does the balance of power look in your nation? who are the ruling/most powerful class? Who are they competing with?

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>>25839609
For whatever reason didn't have the last thread on auto update, whoops. I was talking about the spiders in this case, not mammoths.

>>25840773
Oh yea, risuner, just who I was looking for. You got cat-sized spiders to fight off now as well, if you wanna get to Lamington in /nasa/. As well as the mud. You found out if your pinisi can sail in bogs yet?

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>>25841752
>the thirst for Big Sanalite Cock drives the Risuner forward to make even greater magics
You. Will. Have. Sex.

>>25843833
>Be Sanallite
>Look out the window
>See a burning ship full of squirrel people screaming "SEEEEEXXX" throwing fireballs around battling giant spiders sailing straight at you
>"We really need to get this station fixed up. And fast."

>>25842881
Well-I-know-but-I-like-the-continuity-and-the-gap-is-only-around-4-hours-So-its-easy-to-keep-the-bread-warm-plus-catalogue-threads-don't-deserve-the-space bump

>>25841752
Last time i checked a pinisi is too big to go through bog. if it was canoe sized then maybe but yeah theres no way.

Bump

bump

Gentlemen?

>>25841135
Depends on what the primary usage of the blimps is. For every 1 kilo of weight, you would need at least 0.88 cubic meters of hydrogen. You also need to consider the industrial capability of the Retro Reich. Full-dirigible airships are most likely out of the equation. And there's also propulsion(and the weight of the fuel). Although Chuubanite can probably replace the carbon-based fuel used by irl airships.
If a "battle blimp" is just kind of a mobile command and control center for the onobots, then it is definitely feasible. But if you want line battleships Guns of Icarus style then I don't think it'd work. Cannons are heavy, a cast-iron 10-pounder parrot rifle weighs around 900 pounds. And that's not counting the powder charges and shells. Armor is also hard to justify. A 1x1 m wrought iron plate of 1cm thickness weights around 77.5 kilos. Note that the Hindenburg carries around 140000 cubic meters of hydrogen. Let's say you have 5 guns, and partial armoring of the carriage of around 25m x 2.5m x 5 m large. To armor a surface area of around 200 square meters with 0.5 cm wrought iron the plating would weigh 7750 kilos. To lift 9800 kilos you need 8624 cubic meters of hydrogen, that's not counting the crew, the carriage itself and the ballon. There's also the structural integrity of the ship you need to consider, the first hydraulic recoil mechanism wasn't used in field guns until the French 75. If they are meant more for bombardments then you also have to consider the accuracy. WW2 bombers are famously inaccurate.

>>25850882
>WW2 bombers are famously inaccurate.
That's fine, if your target is all of Paris.

>>25851902
>Onobots are gonna recreate the Tokyo firebombing in Vitubia
Uh oh...

Bump

so i guess tomorrow will be tri fleet update

I need your opinion on how to integrate the yaoi posting in the /nijien/ thread. i'd say they have great defense (most of the shitters usually leave when the sisters start posting) what do you guys think?

>>25854932
/nijien/ rep is back?

>>25854932
you have a cult of yaoi fans that trigger the fuck out of the rest of the population. idk desu this is the best i could come up with

>>25855433
sorta ;; I'll visit from time to time. but i can't really go /here/ that much this year not exactly lol the exam is in november. and it's a pretty big deal. if there are any flips /here/ you know what it is

>>25855561
hmm theyre not really a cult if theyre approx. 50% of the regulars tho.. the males in that thread are already used to it lol

>>25855725
yaoi posting is equal to running in the streets fucking naked as a publicity stunt kek.

>>25855913
I'll take that into consideration. but i'll probably lean into the military aspect since it does seem to deter the shitposters from the thread

>>25856492
A little cliched but maybe write them as something like the sisters of battle from 40k? Zealous warriors that specialize in combatting schizos. And the rituals they use(yaoi posting) gives them powers to ward off schizos. Since views on homosexuality differs quite a lot on irl earth and varies greatly from nation to nation I understand it's kinda hard to translate it into lore.

>>25856841
hmm that does kinda work since I did write that most immigrants from the east are not from the known continents of /vt/ thanks!

>>25856492
>Trying to think of a legit reason to weaponize gay posting
Fucking based.

>>25857475
it has its uses

>>25857444
Wait a second, that legitimately sounds funny as all hell and really cool. Like that idea of being so hyper masculine with your comrades that it loops around to being a bit gay.
>"What? There's nothing weird about polishing your homies armor before a battle, you would allow your brother in arms to fight in filthy armor?"
>"Of course we shower together, nothing wrong with a bunch of able bodied men watching out for each other's hygiene."
>"You're telling me you don't kiss your comrades goodnight before they rest?"

>>25857909
constant culture clashes in the army and civilians who hate each other with little to no leadership. that's why there's always civil wars... it's funny in a sad way lol. thank you for the inspiration!!

I wonder how worse the spider infestation would get if /nasa/ didn't lock down. Spiders love warm damp places. I don't think the spiders would have gotten to climate or food processing. But they would clutter around water treatment and warehouses. I guess /nasa/ better get oil soon because we're going to need flamethrowers to deal with spiders.

>>25860174
Just another thought. Woolly spiders might actually be too big for flamethrowers. They have fur which will burn, but it won't instantly kill the spider. The spider's insulation will prevent the heat from killing the spiders instantly. So fire will just piss off the spider. Also the larger the animal the better they can handle poison. Perhaps armor piercing bullets maybe the best way to handle dealing with spiders. Either that or spraying liquid nitrogen on the spiders to freeze them and force hibernation.

>>25850882
thats where our chuubanite comes in, with it we can have better cannons and armor for less weight since it enhances the quality of the resources

>>25851976
nah this is probably mostly gonna be for show and because its cool, maybe some runs above schizoland for entertainments sake

bump with a question

What does Starfleet do to commemorate Sana Day?

>>25861326
So /omesis/-/vrt/ airship dogfights when?

>>25863240
We launch capsules full of Sana stuff we make in hopes that Sana comes across it. As for what we're doing on Vitubia that has yet to be decided.

I have bad news for Deadbeats; my chat with evolution sanallite yesterday made me realize that insects on /morig/ probably have exoskeletons mineralized with goethite, similar to other lifeforms here, meaning you probably can't squash them easily.
The good news is that flies and big moskitos are probably too heavy to fly! Jury is still out on smaller moskitos.

>>25866142
How does exoskeletons fair against chemicals and fire?

>>25866243
Further mineralization would decrease flammability, so it would be much harder to make it catch on fire. But sustained heat would cook the organics inside the exoskeleton eventually. Acid would be very effective at dissolving it, unless it had specific adaptations.

>>25866375
What would happen if you sprat liquid nitrogen? Would the cold force bugs into hibernation?

>>25866702
I think if you just threw it, the droplet would float on the surface via leidenfrost effect and not reduce the bugs temperature too much. That's it's surprisingly not too dangerous to splash liquid N2 on people or on your hands. If you submerged them they'd probably die from the cold though.

>>25867363
Just going to have to use armor piercing ammo and spikes to kill the bugs. Either that or fry them with electricity.

>Head to /nasa/'s core to restart power.
>Security tells me I can't do that.
>Ask why.
>"Well you see we got an infestation of giant deadly poisonous spiders inside the station while it you were gone.
>Sana damn it!

>>25867576
Their joints have to be flexible, so those are also weak points.

Fire should be your low tech solution for spiders and insects. With enough heat you can cook the bugs alive. And if bugs are big enough you can crack them open for a nice snack.

Father, I write to you from the land of numbers, my station at /#/ has always been one of dignity and respect within our family's circle and is a position passed down from father to son for generations everlasting. It is for that reason that I beg you to consider my words before you take sudden action.
I am abandoning my post.
Know that I only take such great action when faced with equal adversity and that my fears have crept upon these hollowed grounds like the dead roots of a primeval tree. My dearest friend, a worshipper by the name of Gurn Carper, was found slain by his own hand at the feet of an Atlantian altar, his veins opened to the sight of the shark goddess. There have been many such cases of similar actions of self harm and violent schizophrenia amongst the priesthood and indeed several many Atlantians have been condemned to the dungeons under suicide watch.
I walked about the church yards, reading through the numbers of other chuubas and once again drawing comparison between that of the goddess Gura and her fellows yet no Imperial goddesses have grown strong enough to challenge her. It was during my triple check of my margin of error that I saw two men, tears rolling down their faces, knelt down before a new statue whose form was not yet carved from the marble. Later I learned that the sculptor had been attacked on route to the monastery and his hands, feet, and eyes removed, yet even without knowing what this block of marble was to be, more men came beside them and dropped to their knees as tears flowed freely from their faces. It was a wretched sight and their deep sobs were as sickening as they were despairing, "I kneel! Hear me, oh great one. Oh slayer of gods! I kneel to you," they began to chant, "Gura killer! Gura killer!" loud and raw like a chorus of violence matched only by the war hymns of the /meat/heads.
I confess to you that it was not these events that have brought me to leave my duty; I was tasked with cleaning Gurn's quarters after his death and while it was clear that in his final days he'd become near irreconcilable and mad, among the scrawlings writ in his own bright red blood, I found something that sent a chill down my spine. A single page of paper, with script too fanciful and neat to belong to my dear friend. Neat and tidy it lay seductively folded among a mess of torn paper and dented floor. A single phrase.
No More Hopium, No More Copium, Desuwa.
I am not sure if he meant for me to find this, or if it was even Gurn who wrote the letter, however I must find out what he meant. What that word, desuwa, truly means. I will learn of what afflicted my friend and return to you upon confirmation, perhaps, should my faith in numbers remain true, I shall return to my position once more.
Love, Theonius Calcula.

>>25869419
>>25840402
Anchor?

>>25869647
Oh I forgot

I will have something prepared for /uuu/ and /nasa/ soon. However Sana is streaming in 15 minutes. It is illegal to write /vtwbg/ lore during Sana streams.

wosemi is currently revealing the magicks of the rosebuds.

>>25871419
understandable, you hav e fun sanalite

>>25869419
So this is the power of the Salmon niji...
Huh, her thread is probably gonna stick around. Where should it go?

>>25876080
Hard to say but I suspect she'd be hidden in general niji territory as an extremely powerful new chuuba who has suddenly gained power and chuubanite, though we haven't discussed how new generals and oshis are really represented in Vitubia..

>>25878031
We have a bit, if they can maintain a general, they get a country where it makes sense. That's why we added /~ehe/.

Risu in Sana's birthday stream!

>>25840402
>SCUM
Squeebing in Chronic Uncontrolled Mannerisms

random lore post but I wanted to get this in the books for /uuu/ lore; SCUM saplings are either sold as lumber or turned into compost

>>25881643
What about SCUMs that turn into ant nests, termite nests, or any other patasitic insect infestations?

>>25883908
the forest doesnt let that happen; once a community identifies a SCUM sapling, their growth is accelerated into either hardwood trees, or microbial breakdown into compost

>>25884074
It seems like such a waste. SCUMs seem like a decent source of sap (I know what I fucking said).

>>25884074
What happens if SCUM leaves /uuu/? Does /who/ have political refugees?

>>25884311
I smell a risuner....

>>25884430
I mean, I guess? Depends on how /uuu/ decides to handle those that leave or emigrate or if it even happens at a large enough scale, those that move down would probably try to apply for citizenship.

>>25884821
We do have some saplings that hang out in /who/. SCUMS refugees are probably in the minority though. If it's kind of a late-onset thing they likely won't make it out of the forests before being caught, other than it being a decently rare condition.

>>25884074
>microbial breakdown into compost
You'll probably need decomposers for that to happen, unless the forest has some real buff microbes

>>25885119
oh boy do we have some buff way to decompose, please feel free to come spill a little blood in Fauna's Cradle and find out what happens

>>25885027
idk how I feel about you assuming that SCUM refugees actually make it out of the forest, but if youre willing to write a story about it Im really curious to see how it plays out

>>25884528
No, just somebody who manages limited resources a lot.

>>25885119
The forest has lots of mushrooms. They're a favorite among Hoomans I hear.

>>25885551
NTA, but, well, the implication of "once a community identifies a SCUM sapling" is that there is a period of time where you have an unidentified SCUM sapling.

>>25884528
funny enough that wasnt me. I am me

>>25885552
Shrooms are pretty cool! I know Fauna doesn't like mushrooms, do saplings like them?

>>25885674
you must have left some nut on him

>>25885551
Depends on how it manifests. Is it a thing that happens when younger saplings(still 100% human) undergo saplingfication? If so, then it's less likely since they would have to travel deeper into the forests. If it's an early thing, it's more likely not less due to the shorter distance /who/'s border, but also the forests having a little less influence there. It also depends on who is catching the SCUMS. Like is it a more voluntary thing that saplings do? Or is there a group that catches them professionally?

Will write soon. I'm waiting for Sana's stream to end. Also Risu and Sana talked about nuts for ten minutes. So I'm going to have to do a nut thing with Risuners.

>>25885796
>when younger saplings(still 100% human) undergo saplingfication
Id say no, our chuubanite effects dont work as much unless you are part of the culture (or for whatever reason decide to run into the deep forests, in which case youd die anyway)

the biggest issue is the C part of SCUM; squeebing on its own, is tolerated, but Chronic squeebing will be managed not specifically by saplings, but by the forest as saplings tap into it and express their will

>>25886193
Well, I guess the Squeebers would have to either anticipate when their symptoms transform into SCUM or else be turned into fertilizer. If that's the case there would still be a few SCUM that makes it out, though Squeebers are likely already closely monitored by their neighbours and associates so it will make it quite hard.

Would /uuu/ saplings be interested in learning about music videos?

Rosebud, your oshi was insanely cute in her 300k. I had no idea that magic was actually real.
I'm finally writing about rosebuds in my story. Prepare to be asked for input.

>>25888750
Rosemi has learned

>>25889120
>wosemi was paragraphsanon
>now, she has learned

>>25871840
>>25888750
I’m glad you enjoyed her! I don’t know which nation you represent, but I’m excited to see what you do with the Rosebutas! I’ve been really interested in seeing what people do with them.
Also I’ll be phoneposting for a little while, so that’s why the filenames are different. It’s for, uh, reasons.

I don't know if we're still going to do the lock downs or not. I still need confirmation from biology anon if /nasa/ has a deadly spider infestation.

>>25890107
I can kinda relate. Today was Sana's birthday stream and original song debut. Man I'm tired after watching the birthday party.

>>25888452
>Would /uuu/ saplings be interested in learning about music videos?
what did anon mean by this?

>>25890529
Thread reader chama... Sana just released her orisong's MV

>>25890529
I mean the Sanalites want to show Saplings Sana's original music video via tablet or projector.

>>25886463
>closely monitored by their neighbours and associates
its a cultural norm with a soft stigma (akin to drinking in our culture; no one cares if you do it, but if we see you do it constantly doing it...), its not like a Red Scare, report people to a "state" sort of thing

>>25890570
>>25890585
I apologize sanalites, I know Sana streamed today but since I missed Fauna's call-in I put off watching the vod until this weekend

>>25890723
That's okay. Because Sanalites had Sana's birthday bash with the power back on I was wondering if we can show the Saplings the music video in world when we deliver the ice-cream sammies. I plan on having a projector and screen to show Saplings a mini-documentary of the baby mammoth.

>>25890622
I imagined it as kinda like how suspected witchcraft is treated during medieval and early modern periods. Except its an actual illness. So it's like a mix of how leprosy and witches are treated historically. Also depends on how sapling society is organised. I personally also imagined it to be primarily local based, so everyone knows each other. So if you do show signs of it, people will know.Even if you are a hermit, the occasional trading and contact will still reveal your condition.
>soft stigma
Idk but the potential of being turned into compost or lumber sounds pretty extreme to me. Or saplings are just built different.

>>25840402
[Suggestion]
Archive anon, maybe move the change log to a rentry or Pastebin? The log is getting a bit too long and starting to affect the readability a bit.

>>25891075
You also have to understand the forest has an information network with roots. The forest knows which tree you fapped under and what patch of grass or bush your load landed on.

>>25891476
Thing is, can regular saplings get this information? That's why I asked whether here's a group that specifically hunts the chronic squeebers. The village elders and other person of similar status probably have access to this ability so they know if any saplings squeeb'd and can punish/correct them as they see fit. But if a SCUM tried to run away the elders might not be say, powerful enough to track them all the way.
Depending on how it works exactly, the person gathering the information would have to know the exact type of information they want to filter out. While all of the forests are connected in a way, there is so much information that it would probably be quite hard to find the exact thing you are looking for. So you need specialist trackers to hunt down any runaways. It also depends on the methods the plants gather information. Like how does a grass know that warm load was a bird droplet and now a squeeber's squeeb?

>>25892132
This might not be possible with a human brain. Keep in mind saplings have evolved to talk to the forest for thousands of years. What might be white noise to you and me would make perfect sense to a sapling. Especially their hunters and trackers who are grown to do this.

>>25891075
>>25892132
Im gonna hard state it now, squeebing is a very cultural thing, and hence has very soft rules
Fauna doesnt actively condemn it
No saplings ever harm other saplings
SCUM are handled by the forest once enough sapling have made their sentiments known to the forest though the neural connections
You can only contract SCUM after enough of your saplification has happened (stepping into /uuu/ and jerking off a few times wont get you turned into compost; Risuners... please dont take advantage of this...)

>>25893114
Time to put the CUM in the SCUM

>>25893144
I now deeply regret coming up with that acronym....

>>25893114
Okay that clears things up a bit thanks sapling. :D You should probably compile posts you did into a rentry or rewrite your ideas into sections in your lore rentry. Makes it easier for people who want to write for you.

>>25893040
That's how I imagined it. Elders who underwent more intense saplingfication can use this ability to gather evidence to judge saplings who were suspected to have committed a crime. But they would need to know where and exactly what to look for. Say a big army column would make a lot of noise so any saplings who are metamorphosed know their movement. But for tracking individuals you need specialists.

I wonder if Saplings do take care of feral lost wanderers like animals. I remember talking about those that don't become saplings will eventually develop memory loss and cognitive function and return to monke.

>>25893738
I wasnt planning on laying down specifics unless other nations needed the details for their stories, but yeah youre right, I'll try to figure out a nice format for the SCUM lore tomorrow
(other sapling, I know youre around, feel free to chip in)

>>25893847
>lost wanderers like animals
animals are inherently under Fauna's protection and saplings will always do their best to take care of them if they wonder into our woods
I will admit that we were hesitant to help the mammoth sanalite before just because our forests arent the native home for those creatures

>>25894256
Well you couldn't help the mammoth anyway since her herd has moved past the river north of /nasa/. /uuu/ is too hot for mammoths in the summer. So they cross the arctic plains in the spring where they graze forbs (clusters of edible plants and flowers in the ice age) in the summer. Delilah the mammoth is beyond /uuu/'s territory right now. But she'll return to the taiga in the winter hopefully with a route closer to the station.

/nasa/ is planning to build a drawbridge in the north river. The bridge will be for both people and mammoths. We're thinking about calling it Mammoth Bridge. We'll need a bridge to carry mined oil across eventually. Before we build the bridge we need steel.

Ey yo, Saplings still here? >>25835033 thoughts? I really like horror, and fully support you going that way with your lore.

>>25895687(me)
>>25835218 this one was also a part of it, so you don't have to search the last thread.

>>25895687
Still have to have a hearing before killing the Principal.

>>25895883
Ain't about him. This is mainly just setting up a potential development for the biology Sanallite (Mikael) since the /uuu/ woods would be a treasure trove of research.

>>25895687
I would be interested to hear the details
I will say, most parts of the deeper forest floor dont distinguish between natural compost and, say, dead bodies... if someone were to drop one, little to no evidence of what occurred would be left after a few hours....

>>25896229
Well, currently watching Sana's birthday stream (was at work while it happened, I know I'm late, don't kill me) and wanted to finally fucking finish the civil war arc later in the day, but I can probably write up a short paragraph and some key points so we can get this started.

>>25896047
So I gotta assemble a party of diplomats to /uuu/. If you have plans for Mik then I'll use someone else. I'll use Charlie, the baby mammoth's nurse, and a new diplomat character. Charlie's there because he made the sammies. Mammoth's nurse, who I'm going to call Sherry, has been requested by saplings. Now I just need a senate appointed diplomat. Mac's going to be presenting evidence in the meeting so he's out. The last two Sanalites in the party are Security Force Rangers. And we'll bring the bread dogs Wheaty and Branny with us.

>>25896636
Yea, Mika was kinda my self insert from the beggining, so I always wanted to take him out on an adventure once I started getting more into spec. biology here.

As for the meeting/hearing: Please, and I know this is really fucking presumptuous of me since I dropped it once before, but can I take one last shot at it? Had plenty of time at work today to think it through, and I can finish it without complicating it too much. Senate and all that will stay in the lore as well, so no need to rewrite/unarchive anything else.
I really want to do at least this much, before I turn in my resignation as a /nasa/ lore writer to focus on animals and stuff.

>>25897069
Remember with the lore update council are no longer lawmakers. They are judges. It was their decision that made the grand directive absolute law. It was that decision that made the principal do the lock down. As long as the senate and principal shitpost gloriously they should gain public support.

As for Mik, my recommendation for him is to get a tattoo. If he's going to leave /nasa/ to become a Sapling then Mik has to have a chuubanite tattoo to survive the transition. Once he's got his branch after a year he should be fine.

So.....can risuners walk into the forest and not get turned into plant people? Is the effect reversible? And can we theoretically have mating sex with saplings?

Risuners bout to become the first nation to be completely banned from the /uuu/ forests...

>>25898836
All important questions.

Anons, why do chapters get longer and longer the more I write a story?
Am I getting worse at being succinct and concise?

>>25901841
more variables? take your time if you need it, look over it and see where you can cut down on words later if you need to.

>>25901841
Hey, I prefer long stories that really delve into every detail, so keep it up I guess?

>>25901899
Good tips! Thank you for the encouragement anon. I think I'll call it for tonight and bury Rosebud in questions.
>>25890107
I'm a Deadbeat, I've been looking forwards to writing about your cool speculative biology. Some rosebuds found themselves far from home. I'd like to know if you have any thoughts on the following topics:
How would rosebuds react to captivity?
How would rosebuds react to starvation?
Is the rose of the tunnelhogs actually red? I don't think it's specified explicitly, but I guess it's implied?
Are the Babirusas intrinsically the enemies of normal Rosebutas? Or are there circumstances where they can collaborate?

>>25902022
Well, then you'll be happy to know the next chapter of the /morig/ schizo raid might end up being the longest one. It's getting close to chapter 8 length.

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Any proposals for the /warkop/ /nijiID/ split?

>>25902216
How would rosebuds react if one of the risuners got to nut inside their precious overseer or their rosedaughter princess chick

How would rosebuds react if you slapped them on their ass and ran away?

>>25911686
how would luknights react to a spanking? Does the armor cover literally everything or is the butt exposed in any way?

>>25911740
Most Bunaitos can't afford an entire set of armor so they generally only get chest plates or leggings and use falsemail and other cosmetic armors to cover up. Armor fashion can vary from season to season so depending on the style there may or may not be coverings for the back like chainmail or armored skirt, though the most dedicated and fastidious of Lunaitos wear chainmail bloomers, nora.

I hope the new HoloAlt video has rejuvenated your creativity

>>25914468
It has inspired me to revisit that one idea that the Earth of Vitubia might be Holoearth so that we can store more generals there. Would probably fuck up the tectonics though

>>25912335
>chainmail bloomers
that sounds extremely uncomfortable for your cock kek

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writing up tri fleet at /ggg/ today. will have it out by tonight

>>25898836
Depends on what part of the forest and the amount of time they spend there; the details are in the lore doc along with a map

>>25916253
There's a cloth interior.

>>25921791
The chains can still slap against your nuts.

>>25921350
that answers almost everything. Is there any sort of way to reverse it other than GTFO? I imagine /meat/ would have to get involved and replaced affected body parts with more humanoid ones.
>humanoid
>We can nut inside you

>>25923230
To be specific we can nut inside the ones that are young and haven't fully devoted or have not gone too much transformation. Anything past that and we would be rubbing our dicks on tree bark which even risuners probably wouldn't want to do.

>>25923230
the lighter effects reverse themselves after you leave or back out of the deeper parts of the forest (hair, skin, etc regrow naturally), but once things start affecting organs, youd probably need surgery at the least
as I mentioned in the lore dump, the beaches are pretty safe for outsiders so I guess if risuners just remembered to always go back to sleep on their ships, or camp at the beach, they should generally be ok. might have some greenish tails after a few days though

https://rentry.org/6g44a

I do intend to keep the result as how I and /who/rep discussed, that the fleet will reach /who/ before the letter reaches any of the officials. But I had this idea and it's not going to waste. I don't necessarily have to time right now (and the next few weeks) to write corresponding accounts like how the Lukknights and deadbeats do though so don't expect I'll keep similar stories up lol.

>>25924625
>>25840402
Whoops, anchoring

Looks like Hololive has some potential worldbuilding inspiration coming.
Anything in there you'd like to work into your lore? Giant snakes in one of the gen5 countries? Giant ducks in okfams?
https://youtu.be/fRsjv-JKyf8
My oshi was so kakkoi...

IT
IS
DONE!
Forgive the tardiness, real life matters and PC problems got to me

>>25924781
h-holy fuck he's done it! He's fucking done it!

>>25924781
Damn, that's a lot of islands. Nice work!
Can we request a map with detailed rivers and topography of /who/? We need it to place our cities precisely.

>>25924886
Rivers and lakes will be the next layer
After that height/topo

>>25924958
Thanks for your work. I'll look forward to it. Take a rest if you need it.

>>25924781
Great work anon, the sea between the two parts of the indie continent is very nice especially. new globe coming.

I’m still writing on my phone so I apologize if the quality is worse than the usual, however I figured I’d answer the questions asked while I have some time.
>>25902216
>How would rosebuds react to captivity?
I’m not sure if you mean them being captives or their thoughts on putting someone in captivity. I’ll answer both.
For them being put into captivity, they usually won’t respond very positively. Most Boars would treat this as an act of aggression and try to escape using their advanced strength, likely also attempting to kill their captors just so they don’t do it again. Rosies would be far more timid in nature, likely entering a state of depression or beginning to feverishly worship the Lovedaughter for salvation. If you managed to keep a Boar from escaping, they would start to act like a Rosy, though with a high aggression towards anyone that isn’t a Rosebuta (unless it was a Rosebuta who captured them).
Their general thoughts on captivity is that it’s perfectly reasonable to do to animal species. They’re not plants, which means they are factually inferior to beings like Rosebutas. If you’re inferior, isn’t it better to serve your superiors instead of simply wasting away? Captivity for plant species is very much frowned upon.
>How would rosebuds react to starvation?
Starvation isn’t something most Rosebutas think of dealing with, as they get assisted nutrition from sunlight (or Rosestones) and thus take far longer than most to starve. Properly starving a Rosebuta would mean depriving them of all light for two weeks or leaving them without proper food for about two months. During this time their body would become progressively more dry and coarse, browning much like dead leaves. It wouldn’t be until movement becomes difficult, around two weeks into starvation, that they would begin to panic. A month in and they would be begging, pleading for anything to eat so they can survive just a bit longer. After a month and a half they will have lost all hope, their eyes hollow and their throat too dry to muster anything above a quite whimper, as their body will have become too stiff to eat without assistance. Two months and they will be dead, a withered husk that may have once resembled a living creature.
>Is the rose of the tunnelhogs actually red?
Yes, it is. Tunnelhogs have roses that can range from a beautiful, vibrant red to a light, fluffy pink. I’m not sure if I ever mentioned the size, but the diameter of a rose can range from a foot (.3 meters) to about three feet (1 meter).
>Are the Babirusas intrinsically the enemies of normal Rosebutas? Or are there circumstances where they can collaborate?
While Babirusas are regarded as a natural enemy to Rosebutas, there are some rare situations in which they will cooperate together. This is usually only in survival situations, but if a Rosebuta knew a Babirusa before they become damned it can lead to many… Complicated circumstances. It’s worth noting that only Rosy Babirusas are capable of communicating with others, Boar Babirusas are too wild to understand anyone other than a fellow Babirusa and are therefore far harder to work alongside.
>>25911465
>How would rosebuds react if one of the risuners got to nut inside their precious overseer or their rosedaughter princess chick
If they nutted in an Overseer it wouldn’t necessarily be bad. That Overseer might be seen as someone with a bit of a weird fetish and that might dampen their reputation a little amongst the more purist Rosebutas, but overall it’s nothing to cry about.
If a Risuner were to nut in the Grand Overseer or, somehow, the Lovedaughter herself, that would be grounds for a mass extermination. All Risuners would be marked as priority one for genocide and there would be no survivors allowed. Anyone attempting to stop the Rosebutas would also be slaughtered without mercy.
>>25911686
>How would rosebuds react if you slapped them on their ass and ran away?
Depends on whether or not they are in heat. A Rosebuta not in heat would get rather embarrassed but also flattered by how forward you are, then feel a bit let down by you running away. A Rosebuta in heat will treat that as an invitation and hunt you down so they can happily accept your offer right then and there.
Let me know if anyone has any more questions for me to answer. I’m terribly bored right now, so I’ll be happy to do so.

>>25923039
A small price to pay for ultimate safety, some might even call it training

Should /nasa/'s new diplomat to /uuu/ be a woman? I think /uuu/ will hate /nasa/ men because they're deforesting shitposting lumberjacks.

>>25925815
Perfect, thank you rosebud! This is amazing info. If I understand correctly, would a rosebuta die if he was completely deprived of sunlight for over two weeks, even if he was fed regularly?
Also, are there situations in which a Tunnelhog would visit Sunwalkers? Or is the segregation absolute?

>>25925910
We've no particular preference as long as whomever you send ISNT a deforesting shitposting lumberjack

>>25925910
As long as you have some form of silviculture (Planting 10 saplings for every tree harvested, no premature lumber, using vtubium enhanced fertilizer) maybe they would overlook that

>>25926339
A Rosebuta can survive for about the same time without sunlight as he can without food, if given normal rations. But it would require an obscene amount of food for a Rosebuta to live off of only food. About three times the normal rations for a Rosebuta (I believe I mentioned the amount of food they usually consume in the prompt answers or biology notes). That’s why Rosestones are so valuable to them. It’s part of the reason why they can normally live.
Tunnelhogs do have established communications with Sunwalkers, noted in a little bit of detail in the .5 chapter of the /risu/-/rose/ story, and have cooperated more and more in recent times. They simply live separately due to a difference in culture that’s formed over ages of separation. It’s just not very normal for them to mingle together since Sunwalkers prefer being above land while Tunnelhogs prefer being below. But there have been plenty of cases where a Tunnelhog has gone above land or a Sunwalker has gone below, usually getting along with the other kind.

>>25925815
If /nasa/ arrests a native in their borders then its because we have probable cause and evidence of the native knowingly breaking the law. Its the same for Sanalites as well. The brig isn't too bad compared to dungeons of medieval castles. The rooms are clean. There's a sink, toilet, and a bed. The cells are also air-conditioned with slightly uncomfortable temperatures but its better than sitting outside. /nasa/ will provide food to the prisoners based on their nutritional needs. In the case of Rosebutas or Saplings that need sunlight /nasa/ will provide sunlight lamps to the cell.

Sometimes people get jailed for a misunderstanding because they were at the wrong place at the wrong time. When arresting Security Forces will read detainees their Miranda rights. So if a Rosebuta ever gets detained in /nasa/ then my advice is to not fight. If its a misunderstanding then the bailif will set you free. If its a law you don't understand, then as long as nobody was hurt or property was damaged then we'll explain the law and let you off with a warning. If a crime was intentionally comitted then you will be deported and banished from /nasa/ until you pay the fines. /nasa/ will not execute a native unless that native is a serial killer beyond help. Even then /nasa/ will talk to the home nation to see if they have charges in their home nation.

That said for small fines and property damage /nasa/ will let native offenders pay off their debts through community service or labor to the offended party. For example if you steal a loaf of bread without paying for it and you get caught then the charges are shoplifting/thievery on top of the cost of bread (about 2100 credits, 2000 for fine and 100 for bread). If you plea guilty to the charge then we can make arrangements to have you do community service to pay off the thievery charge and bread since the charge is small. Then you're good to go. Of course you can risk a jury trial and lose. In that case you'll also have to pay court fees if you lose. The judge could also rule deportation as part of the sentence. I'm kinda making this up as I go.

That said /nasa/ specifically is pretty rough when arresting people. That's because /nasa/ is Space Aussies who have very hot tempers and fist fight half their problems. We usually don't have problems with fist fights if they happen outside. Only when fist fights lead to bar fights that destroy the bar we have a problem. Most fist fights end with a bloody nose, black eye, and a split lip but the fighters usually buy each other drinks. And if the fist fights lead to drawing guns then security will step in.

If a Rosebuta gets into a fist fight with a drunken Sanalite then please try not to injure or kill them. We fist fight for fun and we usually don't mean harm. That said if a Sanalite draws a knife or a gun then feel free to break his arm because he's out of control.

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>>25926485
She will not be a shitpostong lumberjack. In fact I'm thinking she'll be as close to a priest /nasa/ will have. She loves Sana and wants to share Sana everywhere.

As for deforesting. Planting 10 saplings for every felled tree is a bad idea. You can overcrowd the forest and drain nutrients quickly. Not to mention an overcrowded forest can lead to bad forest fires. That said /nasa/ uses a method where we transplant saplings into tree stumps so the sapling can use the stump's roots to regrow. /nasa/ carefully calculates the distance between trees. We also regrow bushes that accidentally get destroyed. After the initial logging /nasa/ miscalculated which forest to cut. And many of the animals, especially the mossback tortoises, raided our ground farms. So now /nasa/ is much more careful with which section of the forest to cut. We send surveyors out to figure out what lives in that section of the forest.

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>>25931979
>Bump in a weekend afternoon
it's over...

>>25932215
I think a couple of our usual writers are out sick
I was finally gonna start writing something myself but I got gun shy at the last minute... Im hoping some wine will help...

>>25932702
That was a half-ironic post but don't doubt yourself. I think my writing sucks arse but I do get praises here and there. It's a fun internet project, not an assignment. Post whatever you'd like.

/nasa/ Principal's Log:

Good news: Lock downs are over. So /nasa/ can return to ration and medicine production for trade again. Bad news: Our spring crops are too rotten to process. So /nasa/ will not have any new space rations until the fall. And if the seas are too frozen then /nasa/ is going to have to wait until spring to ship crops. That said if /nasa/ still has a land route through /uuu/ to /who/ then we can ship excess rations over land to /who/'s port. However the land route will take longer than the sea route. So rations may not arrive until winter.

The Grand Directive should allow /nasa/ to trade manufactured food and some medicines with natives for gold and silver. Which /nasa/ can then use to trade for other raw materials down the line. Priority for /nasa/ is logging ceader and pine then mining coal and iron. /nasa/ still has some supplies to build a dome city or three. The first dome city will be built near the border around Kirby Village. Its a "small" dome. So only housing will be protected. The other two domes will be built next to the coal and iron mining colony and north across the river near the shale deposit. Transportation for now will be done via rocket powered sleds. We still have chuubanite rockets left over from the bounce. So we're going to build jet sleds for winter. We're still clearing roads for the summer. Since we're in the tundra wetland we're going to have to raise the roads and pave them eventually. We can use the ground up slag from the steel mills to make asphalt. Until we start fracking for shale we won't have tar.

As for manufacturing: Everything has to be processed in the station for now. Until we have enough materials and people to build factories outside the station we're simply screwed on how far we can expand. We're also going to have to be limited with what technology we use outside the station because of the Grand Directive. Too many Hooman visitors with notebooks have been putting their noses where they don't belong. So we have a new policy to ban all native visitors from Lammington Station. All visitors are welcome to stay in Kirby Village and do international business there.

An interesting thing to note. Before lockdowns 70% of all Sanalites lived inside the station. Now only 20% Sanalites remain. Sanalites seem to have adopted well to the lock downs living outside. Still there are massive protests around the station to end the lockdown. I am aware of the damages that lock downs have caused. And I will certainly face judgment in the congressional hearing.

This maybe my last entry in the principal's log.

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>>25932215
I’m planning to drop a huge post within the next few days, but it’s at the cost of severe inactivity in the thread.

>>25927197
Thanks Rosebud, this is super useful! Alright, let's go back to it.
>>25933263
The irony of becoming less active as you work more on the project...

>>25933263
What's your opinion about using artificial sun lamps to grow crops in greenhouses?

>>25933408
Good luck, I’m excited to see the finished product!
>>25933412
That’s actually how Tunnelhogs grow their plants (Rosestones work as sun lamps), so I love them. It’s a great way to grow crops if you don’t have access to the sun itself.
Huh, now that I think about it, Rosestones are basically portable mini-suns.

>>25933901
I was thinking if /nasa/ ever had to do Rosebuta or Sapling medicine then we need sun lamps to keep the plantfriends fed. Didn't mean to scare you with a TL;DR about prisons earlier.

Also to Saplings: If a Sapling gets sick from an infection or disease then /nasa/ could help out with our knowledge in microbiology.

Speaking of microbiology I wonder if /meat/ would be interested in penicillin as an anti-biotic.

This is why I say rosebud is gigachad writer and I want to give them my nuts. Risuners will be doing it very soon anyway.

>>25927588
>Sorry for exchanging nuts
How will you repay?
>By letting you give us your nuts?

>>25934603
If there's no pregnancy, Risuners get deported. If there is a pregnancy then the mother will either undergo an abortion or get killed. At least with the current orders in the directive. /nasa/ has gotten more pro-life after settling. So we'll want the Risuner women to undergo naturalization. They don't have to forsake Risu. But we don't want Sanalite DNA to infect the Risuner population.

>>25934307
Sun lamps would work just fine as a sun substitute, so no worries there. Also no worries about scaring me, I read it all I just couldn’t think of a good response. I usually don’t respond if the only thing my brain can come up with is “that’s epic bro” instead of a response I’d actually want to give. It’s cool stuff though, I’m sure a Rosebuta would be calmer and less violent if you explained the situation. They might still be somewhat pissed off, though. They also have a bad habit of underestimating how weak other species are, so a broken limb or two unfortunately can happen by pure accident.
>>25934345
Man, you Risuners sure are good flatterers. Not that I’m complaining, I very much appreciate the compliments. Also, next chapter of meeting squirrels should be out soon after I’ve finally finished what I’ve been working on. Sorry for all the waiting.

>>25935056
>nasa will avoid executing a native with exception to the absolute worst of the worst scum
>will forcibly abort/murder pregnant Risuners

>>25935671
>/nasa/ doing a public execution ceremony
>a pregnant Risuner is tied on stage
>a Sanalite cuts her belly open and pulls the baby out
>rips its head off and bathe the spacesuit in the blood
>crowd cheers through their helmets
>grabs a plasma thrower and shoves the barrel down the mother's throat before pulling the trigger
>collective euphoria among the crowd

>>25935818
b-based...
wtf I love /nasa/ now...

>>25935818
I think you got the wrong place
/who/ is a couple miles south

>>25935671
The Grand Directive is retarded sometimes. And I bet /moon/ and /lofi/ have already bred with natives. But to Starfleet it is a grave sin to impregnate a native. Have to wait for the hearing to see if this compromise changes.

>>25935553
Understandable. Right now almost every Sanalite has a F0RK and a gun. One rule of Sanalites before fist fighting is to give your weapons to the bar tender before taking it outside. That said Sanalite kids love to play fight. So the kids will love to play rough with the pig people.

>>25924625
Oh that's good, I have prepared a RID report about risuners and their arrival to the port city as a WIP that I've been modifying according to what others and the risuner have been writing, I think it fits accordingly with the general vibe of surprise arrival and hijinks ensue.
>>25935981
hey buddy, we wouldn't execute pregnant women or babies, besides, most public executions are by boiling tar.

>>25935818
Oh no no no! /nasa/ abortions are not like that at all! They happen on the operating table where the mother is tranquilized. Look up modern abortions to get an idea. Abortions are very safe. Anyway this is a hot debate in /nasa/ because there's lots of male Sanalites interested in courting native women as wives and women interested in native men.

>>25935818
/meat/hands wrote this

>>25936303
Reminder never to bring up blenders around Mai. In fact blenders are banned from /meat/.

>>25936248
Sanalite, I think it might be best not to mention birth control to other nations, most of us literally have no clue what an abortion is and might become violent if the core concept is explained.

>>25936486
Noted. So far the sex ban seems to be working for now. Still the technology is there. Its how Starfleet kept their populations under control. Anyway abortion will die when the culture changes.

Again, this is why it is law for Sanalites to abstain from fucking natives.

>>25936419
>blenderanon is a deadbeat
It was meant to be...

>>25936303
How could you tell?

>>25924781
I...I kneel

>>25924781
man, Im so jelly of that huge-ass sea the vshojo continent has; that's gotta be some dope-ass landscape and biodiversity lore content

>>25924625
Kek yep this is exactly the approach the Admiralty would take in this matter. Glad we can count on our Owl friends. Good stuff anon.

>>25924625
>I believe all of us are not willing to be on the receiving front of it.
I can just imagine the sweating skeleton writing this...

>>25938006
Shit's gonna get mediterranean in this bitch.

I really should look up a recipe for Texas cowboy chili. For those who have chili peppers cowboy chili is pretty good. Should have the start of /uuu/'s story after dinner. Hopefully before bedtime.

Sorry I haven't put much down on paper recently, I'll have more time to write when my summer job starts next week

>>25942068
I know that feeling. I have to start getting up early in the mornings to do stuff or else afternoons get too hot. Today it was 100 degrees Fahrenheit. By July its going to be too hot to run the computer in the afternoon.

So Sana and Lui share the exact same birthday together. I wonder if there's a way I can make an event in Vitubia.

>>25944705
God I wish we had a Luitomo here.

>>25944814
god fuckign damnit i want those thigns to crush my ribs and skull

>>25945301
Same, man, same.

>>25941531
looking forward to the story anon hope your chili has beans in it

>>25945542
It wouldn't be cowboy chili without beans.

>>25840402
Brief Luna Lore Post about relations of other goddesses in Luknight theology

In general, other goddess are grouped into spectrums, with Luna at the center.

For example, in Luknight theology, Watame is the goddess of Lowly Animals (Livestock, creatures weaker than a Luman), Coco is the goddess of Great Animals (Dragons, Gummy Bears, Sharks) and Luna is the balance between them as a goddess of Lumans.

All of the 4th gen and common collab partners are part of Luknight theology this way:

Watame (Lowly Animals) --- Luna (People) --- Coco (Great Animals)

Kanata (Angelic) --- Luna (Neutrality) --- Towa (Demonic)

Akirose (Magic) --- Luna (Union of Both) --- Roboco (Technology/Crafts)

There is also a special three way mini-pantheon:
Subaru (Pleasure of Accomplishment)
Choco (Sexual Pleasure)
Botan (Violent Pleasure)
Luna (Balance of Three)

Because Luna is closest to Subaru, Luknight believe the correct balance is having much more accomplishment than sexual or violent pleasure. Informally, some other spectra of goddesses are discussed by Luknight theologians, but are now only speculation until more visions of the goddesses meeting (collabs) occur.

>>25946952
Lunaito pantheonologism! Nice! The Subaru thing works out nicely. I imagine Bunaitos might see a bit more Choco worship than the rest of the population.

>>25946952
Learning more about this perspective on the Goddesses is fortuitous, what with the Festival of the Sheep Goddess coming up.

>>25948982
>Festival of the Sheep Goddess

>>25949305
oh god oh fuck
>simultaneous POVs in /meat/ and /luna/.

Whelp, things didn't go as planned with dinner. Had to do last minute shopping before cooking which ate into my writing time. I'm kinda peeved that nobody ate the cornbread I baked. But cornbread has turned into wheat bread with corn meal. So I don't blame them I guess. I'll try to write as much as I can before bed. I do have to go to church tomorrow. If things go as well I'll have something tonight if not tomorrow afternoon.

So far the plan is to introduce /nasa/'s half of the cast. When we arrive we'll be introduced to /uuu/'s cast. On the bright side there's no rush for /uuu/ to make characters right now. So they'll have plenty of time.

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>>25946952
Report on Deadbeat LABEE, Entry #4

A Deadbeat named Calvinus, brother of Gaia Suzuka, deemed it appropriate to accompany me during the Festival of the Sheep. He is very skilled in traditional Deadbeat music styles, and I must confess I may have been grateful he was the one to ask... But such feelings must wait, nanora.

The Nanonanora Hotelier's Association has allowed us have our Deadbeat guests have their dark chocolate tasting. We have prepared the finest dark chocolates in the Himedom, excluding the princess's private selection. There were round trays of dark chocolate squares, some infused with various flavors of berry. Sir Cinnama was overjoyed with having such a perfect veranda, with a view of both Himesama's tower and the main street below.

Soon, Luna was speaking from her balcony to all the Luknights below. "Nnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!," she said into the speaking horn. I and my fellow Luknights Nnnaa-ed in turn. Many of the Deadbeats were surprised to see a goddess in the flesh, even if it was at such a distance as to make her as small as a grain of Deadbeat rice. "Today, we celebrate the cuddly happy supa supa sweet creatures that let us build our strong-strongest Kingdom, nanora! We celebrate Luboars, Lusheep, Lucattle, Nnaaaaaa! We love happy nice supa Luna animals, nanora! We love Watame and Watamates, nanora! We love Lunaitos, nnaaaaaaaaaa!"

Himesama's words always speak right to the heart. So simple, so innocent, yet so full of meaning. Even the Watamates and Deadbeats are touched. I couldn't help but shout "Nnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Nanora!" to support her, not that I would want to resist it. Himesama then graced us with a performance of her ballad of love to all of us, "Hajime no Chu", as the parade below started. As was tradition, Lunaito farmers and Bunaito ranchers paraded their livestock, then various Lunaitos paraded their pets and other small animals, and lastly, the Lunaito cavalry rode their horses through the street. Some of the Deadbeat scholars debated whether Deadsloths would belong in the parade, or if they were not lowly enough. Many of the Deadbeat soldiers were interested in the Lu-cavalry, and how the horses' longer legs provided increased mobility over Deadsloth riders, though it does sacrifice defense. Citrora stopped to ask me if we could ask for Deadsloths to improve our forces, though Niwa quickly shot that down. We have no idea how Deadsloths would react to gummy lichen. I shuddered the at the image of such a beast, it would take many Luknights to take down such a thing...

Tomorrow we join with the caravan heading North toward Himehearth, a city known for lumber and woodcraft, especially our Himedom's famed pianos. The trek will be slower and more vulnerable to bandits, but thankfully we shall have armor carriages for all parties who wish for them, and Lunoxen to pull them.

>>25950644
Image didn't work naaaaaaaa

Reminder that /nasa/ needs to introduce Luknights into the magical world of sweet iced frappes. Despite being renown for our breads it seems /nasa/ will be remembered for our ice-cold treats like cheesecakes, iced coffees, and ice creams. As for alcohol /nasa/ really should add margaritas to the menu. We need to import tequila first.

>>25840402
Luknight Expedition to /nasa/, Entry #2

I apologize to Himesama for my lateness in penning another entry, but things have gotten incredibly frightening recently. The sanallites have relocated us to a bunker for diplomats, and our squadron is here celebrating our Festival of the Sheep in an enclosed underground space.

Thankfully, the Sanallites have many nice treats that will be assets to the kingdom. I can hardly name all of their flavors, but their talents seem to be with bread, oh, their sweet breads... They are a great people for providing such delicacies to our Himesama.

Outside our bunker, a civil war rages on between Sanallites and schizo raiders take advantage of the chaos. We have been practicing as much as we can in case of discovery by a hostile party, nanora...

Himesama bless us,
Sir Lanuna Passionfruit

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>>25950644
Naaaaaa! Very good speech, totally read it in her voice. A party and dark chocolate, what could they ask for more?
The Deadsloth question is an interesting one... In terms of ecological niche, I guess they're a bit more similar to bears than to an herbivore, but they don't really hunt much, if there's nothing to scavenge they'll prefer to eat flora. Their closest mainland cousin, the Holocontinent Sloth is also a rather small herbivore, which would put this other species squarely among Lesser Beasts.
Also, I like Niwa's contribution. Fully grown Deadsloths would probably be fine for a decade or two outside of Moriji, but their chuubanite levels running low might have negative effects. The Goddess Faithful would also probably frown upon moving such large chuubanite-filled skeletons outside of the island, it would be tightly regulated at the very least, similar to Mont Mori diamonds.
If you want to imagine fighting a Deadsloth, think of facing an armored elephant with angry skeletons on it and usually a big shoulder-mounted cannon.

So, I guess now we have a good old-fashioned bandit-filled forest road to traverse? Our party wouldn't make for a very vulnerable target, I'd wager. Very RPG-esque scenario, I like it.

>>25952247
Apologies to the Luknights in the bunker. We do have good news. The "civil war" is almost over. Well it wasn't much of a civil war. Nobody outside of Mozzies shot each other. Still we you more sweets and cakes left over from Sana's birthday party.

Also the power is back on. Which means we have electricity and information networks again. The information networks are still being reconstructed. However with electricity we can fire up the augmented reality simulators again. Which means we can try to recreate your festival with holograms if you like.

And now to finish up the tri fleet update fellow gentlemen

>>25953232
>>25952247
Also before I forget could Luknights teach Sanalites about the festival of sheep? Watame is very close to Sana. So we would like to celebrate Watame with Luknights as well.

>>25953232
OOC, who else is in the country Luknights could interact with?

>>25954079
Let's see... There's Charlie Baker who's the best chef in all of /nasa/. He's should still be in Kirby Village slaving to bake all of the cakes, pies, breads, and treats for Sana's birthday yesterday. He was the guy who went with Mac to /hlgg/ to establish /nasa/ as a nation. Charlie's back home now. Charlie's a bit of a drinker but he's a pretty jolly fellow. You can read about Charlie here https://rentry.org/MacReturns

As for other characters we can make them up on the fly. I need a hologram programmer who is in charge of the Augmented Reality systems in /nasa/. Augmented Reality are simulations you interact with through holograms, cameras, and video screens. He'll be the guy you talk to to make Sheep Festival a reality in /nasa/. The disc jockey can be anyone. He'll play music for your festival. And then there's the decorators who can make party balloons and other festive props. We just need to figure out what you need for Festival of Sheep.

TRI FLEET MEETS UP AT /GGG/

Well we made it to the land of the shark people. AND OH MY GOD THEY WERE SEXY! We respect the fuck out of these people for being extremely based for not being afraid to show themselves off and wear the clothes they do. So many nations have people that wear so much fancy weird stuff or giant sets of armor while these people just don't give a fuck.
A lot of the food that we have been getting has been through fishing recently. It seems that /ggg/ is a prime fishing spot and we can all appreciate some good seafood. Sadly we did not have too much time to exchange any nuts as now we have our deadbeat friends and we don't want to wait ourselves.

It took us quite some time to get past /ggg/ and at times we were very tempted to just take a few stops but we have our priorities. We must get to the magical forest people. Even though we were told of our not so skilled boat traveling by the deadbeats and our mostly inability to stay in a formation at least we didn't crash and mostly held it together. I can tell the deadbeats were nervous.
According to the maps were about halfway there. We should come up to /sora/ soon and once were there we might make another very quick stop. After that we will be there. LETS GOOOO

>>25955708
I honestly had no idea wtf to put for this since /ggg/ has no rep and there wasnt too much. Normally i would have wanted to nut in them but we wanna get to the pretty forest.

>>25954662
can you make a map of /nasa/, including where the bunker is?

>>25956194
Sadly its bedtime. I'll have to make a map tomorrow. It'll probably be hand drawn shit. But a map is a map.

>>25955708
Captain’s Log, 1123, Black Comet, Gustus Mortis

First part strong breezes from NE and fine weather steered by the wind.

12 oclock went in to land at /ggg/ port; did what business wished;15 oclock departure.

Fleet formation: cracked nut. Black Comet taking up port side to the ocean; remainder of the fleet in random arrangement; rear of convoy weak to encirclement.

16 oclock saw peko schloop southward bound.

>>25955708
ALL HOPES DASHED
Risuners are all going to be confined to their ships until all paperwork has been completed.

>>25959791
The transfer of slaves paperwork?

>>25914736
Im sure you can figure something out

>>25914736
What's Holoearth?

>>25959791
It has come down to me that i should have maybe written about how the free port works. Their ship would get checked for illegal substances first I guess. The captain would most certainly get dragged into a room for interrogation, too. I need to read up on how ports worked back in the day.
>>25960184
Slavery and the trade of slaves is illegal in the Republic.

>>25960327
Mhm. I don't see you saying it doesn't happen.

>>25960368
It's implicit.

>>25960327
I can't speak for the Risuners, but Gustus Dea, captain of the Black Comet, has all his documentation in order. He has cargo to sell after all. This is actually his fourth trip to the Republic; he's looking forward to some potato bun hamburgers.

tfw I actually want to buy Inkarnate pro just so I don't have to manually place trees on the map

>>25960327
They are also visiting on an official basis. So if they want to be treated as foreign dignitaries, even if the port is free they would still either have to wait for the letter from the /hlg/ embassy to arrive, confirming their identity or the Risuners producing an official document that bears some sort of official seal/signature.

>>25960815
If the deadbeat captain has the documents he can at least bring some Risuners ashore. If the deadbeats have the foresight and efficiency to prepare all necessary documents for the Risuners then I'd say they can all sleep on a steady bed after immediately arriving. But the Risuners would still have to wait for all the paperwork to be done, and the capital notified of their arrival before being officially accepted as diplomatic staff (and enjoy the benefits of it).

The important thing would be to have solid proof that they are actual diplomats, not spies or swindlers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreadnought_hoax

>>25961152
That is true,
question, it's /hlgg/ right? Why are we using /hlg/?
>>25960815
The burger text is probably the single greatest thing i've written for lore.

>>25961152
>If the deadbeats have the foresight and efficiency to prepare all necessary documents for the Risuners then I'd say they can all sleep on a steady bed after immediately arriving.
They probably wouldn't bother to, Gustus' job is to accompany the Risuners, and he's not particularly interested in being the secretary for the whole fleet. You don't get to where he is by doing charity work. Him and his crew will probably just enjoy the extra days of shore leave, those scoundrels. This could cause some tensions with the Black Fleet officers among his passengers, who are interested in the mission proceeding smoothly, but he's the captain. He calls the shots.
>>25961500
>The burger text
It's surely up there, good stuff.

>>25961500
whoops, missed a g

>>25961535
Yeah I forgot there are Naval officers onboard as well. If so then a trip to the /morig/ consulate, guaranteeing the identity of the Risuners should at least let them all rest on steady ground before all the bureaucracy is done.

>>25961682
>Yeah I forgot there are Naval officers onboard as well. If so then a trip to the /morig/ consulate, guaranteeing the identity of the Risuners should at least let them all rest on steady ground before all the bureaucracy is done.
Ah, the power of cross-navy amicable relations.

We just want to exchange nuts...

>>25962595
Welcome to the ocean, treerrat. It's half waiting for the wind, half bureaucracy and paperwork, half scurvy.

>>25962595
Archive keeping and protocol are also important. Can't do the first and follow the latter if you don't have all the forms filled and submitted. Also not bringing an official commission or notifying people you are visiting beforehand would absolutely present a problem. You still have much to learn, Tree rrats...

https://www.rawscience.tv/reservoir-of-water-3-times-the-volume-of-the-worlds-oceans-discovered-deep-within-the-mantle/
https://www.bnl.gov/newsroom/news.php?a=111648
https://ssec.si.edu/stemvisions-blog/there-ocean-below-your-feet
Okay guys lore idea
Apparently ocean water dragged down by continental drift and porous rocks get sent somewhere.
There's a level in the Earth where it's estimatedly contains MORE water than surface water and could drastically flood the world if it spills out.
If this world is Earth-like it would also have the same feature.
But we have access to magitek. Are you thinking what Im thinking?

>>25963121
This is pretty fucking cool anon, I didn't know that. But I have no idea what you're thinking.

>>25963121
We pop that shit like a pimple for another end scanario to this world?

>>25963302
Maybe that's what Noah's Great Flood was about
YHVH cracked open the crust like a cold one

>>25963121
/morig/ is about to discover some ringwoodite.

>>25963302
>>25963364
>/ggg/ reveals their own apocalyptic WMD
>It's a portal straight into the ocean layer
>They could flood the whole world while being the only survivor

>>25963404
>/ggg/ releases the ringwoodite water
>the whole world is flooded, except their continent of Lemuria, pushed to the surface by the tectonic shift
All according to keikaku

>>25963404
Well, good excuse for a preemptive allied invasion then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpjwZ7Sg0Vo

>>25963474
>/ggg/ subcontinent is shaped like Indian Atlantis
>Is just as big and located on the same latitude as Pajeetland
You cant make this shit up!

>>25963546
>average Cumbud
just switch boobs to cunny

>>25963603
show cuny and vagene plz

>>25963687
Cumbud when the shork priestess turned them down

This mapping shit is really, really fun!

Here's the territory of /nasa/, with the main points of interest marked.So if you want to raid us, you know where to go.

I would give details about each colour on the map, but aside from dark green being mainly tundra bogs, I don't think there Is much to explain, unless the rep wants to do it later. I'll just anchor the map for now.

>>25840402
JUST THE MAP, PLEASE, ARCHIVEANON. And thank you for your continous hard work!

>>25840402
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Risuner would have those anchored.
>>25955708
>>25957241

>>25964616
This is what happens when you get your brains fucked out and filled with nut every day. Take heed, young Hoomans.

Hey Rosebud, I'd like to know... Rosebuta flesh, it's plant tissue, not animal meat, right? I believe it's the former, since they bleed green, but I wanna confirm.

Anons, I want to know, am I the only one whose brain switches between present and past tense seemingly randomly as I write? It's very annoying.

>>25964616
The first one was me I think the other was deadbeat. But yes. New sticky note up (remember to fucking anchor)

>>25966931
My ESL brain couldn't even tell you what the rules are for any tense, I just write from instinct mostly and hope it doesn't read like absolute gibberish. As long as it's not the Pajeetglish levels of stupid, I'm pretty sure we will all get what you mean.

Bump

>>25964544
nice job on inkarnate anon! that transition from snow to forest looks really neat

>>25970962
Yea, all the points they lose by not giving us more stamps in the free version(like ffs, at least give me more than one hill!) they more than make up by having a really nice brush tool, and a decent selection of textures. If this wasn't the only time I needed it to make a map, I would definitely consider purchasing the full version.

The idea to purchase the full version and then just archive the account so all the threads that want to make a map later can share it even popped into my mind, before being promptly discarded as there would probably be little to stop a schizo from just stealing the account or doing some other bad shit.

>>25950337
Aw, a shame.
If it makes you feel better, I learned that meat that's been frozen for a year is still completely edible and tasty.

>>25955760
Repless nations are tricky when writing for their diplomatic interactions, I usually just go for their oshi stereotype and how the board treats them.

be honest
How bad do we suffer from this?

>>25974831
not at all really

kek there's plenty of these

>>25963121
>>25963302
>>25963341
>there is 3 times more water in the Earth than on the surface
>This is the world with double the ocean volume
Oh god oh fuck

>>25976249
I read your post and this appeared in my youtube feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO2-3v-6cfk

Are underwater trees a thing?

>>25977125
Mangrove trees would be the closest thing to underwater I would assume. Can't think of any other from the top of my head.

Waterworld au?

>>25977465
Ending where Chumbuds went sicko mode

By the way forgot to say it but good morning gentlemen. I was totally not lurking in the meat threads going crazy about the zombies terraria autism.

>>25966931
mate sometime i switch perspective

>>25977534
It might actually be interesting to have another world ending table, kudos to the anon that made that by the way
https://files.catbox.moe/iyrf02.png

>>25978127
Yer welcome

Will post dots of resources in /nasa/ later. Gotta go to church this morning.

>>25978405
>it's always /meat/heads
love you guys

>>25964544
So there's a river up north on the github map. Technically two of them with one on the border.

Wait a second, have we ever discussed how Risuners would interact with /nasfaq/? I imagine a simply ludicrous amount of nut exchanges happening with the same frantic energy that crypto bros possess while trading stock.

>>25980607
/nasfaqg/ is a bit special so no risuner is safe from nut exchanges

>>25980816
they recently made a story of arriving at Sabatangan. They wanted to set up shop there and apparantely teach us to make boats in exchange for labor. Apparantely risuner labor + good teak wood = profit. Im about to head out but you can find it in the archives somewhere.

bump?
idk, holofightz is on i'm distracted

>>25966008
That’s correct! Rosebutas have those good old plant cells. They’re sort of like hyper advanced fly traps. It’s all chloroplasts and cell walls with these guys.

>>25984440
Got it! You've been really helpful.
More questions are coming up as I write. How much control do adult Rosebutas have on the scent of their flower? Is it 100% aphrodisiac once they're adults? Is it linked to their emotional state (IE rotten in fight/flight mode, aphrodisiac in horny mode, some neutral smell the rest of the time) or is it fully consciously controlled, like opening and closing their fist?

>>25985566
this guy answering the important questions. btw when risuners tried to fuck them and they didn't wanna fuck they released some shitty awful smell kek.

things in 40k tend to be massive. the background is really nice

>>25985737
kek. wrong thread.

>>25985872
Honestly thought it was on-topic kek, 40k does have nice concept art that could be used to represent stuff here.

>>25985928
maybe age of sigmar since this is 1750's era tech. but 40k is just not gonna happen desu at least i cant see it

9000 hours in MS paint. This is a quick mock-up I have for ideas of where to find resources and Kirby Village, the escape pod farm settlement.

>>25986022
The tech level, no. But the designs and concept? Honestly a lot of it looks straight up medieval or gothic, that's the aesthetic for a lot of it.

>>25986053
>9000 hours in MS paint
What the actual fuck?

>>25986022
Honestly, I could see somebody inventing a chainsword within the next century

>>25986143
the map itself was made with an online tool, see
>>25964544

>>25986143
>>25986246
I got fucking lazy and downloaded the image, then put down my markings via Microsoft Paint.

>>25986215
it's a secret project, who told you?

>>25986090
Actually feral orks that just use bows, sticks, and rocks are a thing kek. Just give orks fluffy tails and you have risuners. Except they big violent and literal fungus.

>>25986022
Age of sigmar is high fantasy as fuck.
Tech-Magic wise our universe would be like the Empire or Skaven from old world fantasy
Not too magic, good amount of tech and ingenuity. Magic as a supplement than a crutch

>>25986381

>>25986315
Disagree, Risuners you can have at least have a conversation about nuts with.

>>25986022
AoS has like 4 or 5 paralel technology levels since Chaos fucked everyone so hard you have Conan the Barbarian and his friend with a pistol stealing artefacts guarded by a Robo-Nagash

>>25987072
>Robo-Nagash
Ah yes, Szarekh the Silent King

>>25985566
It's usually linked to their emotional state, although it can be used consciously if really desired. It's sort of like how you can train yourself to cry on command. The smells naturally come with the trigger of a specific emotion, but the aphrodisiac will be emitted constantly while a Rosy is in heat. Rotten is for fear, aphrodisiac is for arousal, and there's a faint smell of cotton candy during any other time. The cotton candy isn't related to anything, I just think it's a nice smell.

/morig/: >tilea (or maybe vampire coast)
/meat/ : >lizard man
/inf/: >dwarfs
/risu/: >goblin led green skins?
/who/: .>empire or skaven
/nasa/: >tomb kings
/rose/: >beastman
/luna/: >bretonnia
/uuu/: >wood elves

idk no real 1 to 1 faction between Fantasy and /vtwbg/

>>25987403
Cotton candy? Good to know, thanks! Those species that communicate with smell are fun, reminds me of those fish people from Star Wars. Opens up a lot of possibility for narration.

>>25987614
I think so too! Honestly, I like to imagine Rosebutas use different scents to communicate simple ideas with each other over distances that words don't reach, using the wind to their advantage and such. Maybe they can make other scents that other species just can't pick up, but they can in order to talk to each other.
Also in Star Wars, maybe it's not super well known, but Jawas also communicate using smells! They have a spoken language, but it's part vocal part pheromone. All of the emotion is in the scent, while the flat meaning is spoken. The language they use for communicating with other species is a dumbed down version made without the smells, but words have to be phrased differently since they can't convey feeling.

>>25987072
>AoS has like 4 or 5 paralel technology levels
Let's see
>average human: bronz age or worse (don't do Chaos kids)
>Sigmar's modern teritories: Da Vinci shit mixed with dwarfshit, gets better but magic usually suplements it
>Atheist dwarf stuff: no magic to cope, so they get guns, flying machines and cog automatons normalized.
>AoM mostly lost stuff: robots and other high-tech. Those who knew how it works and how to repair it got murdered by Choas 1000 years ago
>Lizards and rare Chaos stuff: 40k or better, literally spac ships shooting eachother with lazers

>>25987588
ey bruv, idk what you were talking about, but we aint elves

>>25987890
Woa, I had no idea, that's neat as hell. SW has a lot of weird cool shit hidden in random novels written decades ago.

>>25987890
Rosebutas also have pig noses. Pig noses are super powerful in that they can pick up smells humans and dogs can't. So whatever scent that smells like cotton candy to humans is actually hundreds of other smells mixed in for Rosebutas. Smell is a language in itself.

>>25988173
Not elves but the Sylvaneth has tree creatures
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Start-Collecting-Sylvaneth

>>25988173
wood elves have treeman

>>25988340
ok, this fits better; carry on

>>25988246
Yeah! I know people shit on SW a lot because... Well, for a lot of good reasons. But honestly there's some damn good lore tucked away in a lot of more obscure media.
>>25988258
That's a good point! Honestly I'll probably use that idea, it's very clever.

Fresh bread doko?

>>25989321
>>25989900
New Bread

>>25990033
Don't go there anons, it's the cursed thread...

>>25990256
No, anon just forgot to add yeast so the bread is just a giant, flat and dry flour ball

>>25990319
Knead the ball into a flat disc so we can turn it into a giant pizza.