/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Iori is playing Minecraft

ONE DAY FUJIKURA URUKA WAS ON VACATION IN THE NORTH POLE. WHILE RELAXING ON ONE OF THE GLACIERS SHE SAW A LARGE QUADRIPEDAL FIGURE IN THE DISTANCE, SHE COULD JUST BARELY MAKE IT OUT FROM ITS FACIAL FEATURES, ITS FUR AS WHITE AS THE SNOW AROUND IT. "WHAT IS THIS CREATURE?" SHE ASKED HER TOUR GUIDE, CHAINED TO HER CHAIR.
"THAT IS A POLAR BEAR MY LADY. IT IS THE LARGEST AND GREATEST SPECIES OF BEAR, ONE OF THE FEW PREDATORS THAT HUNT HUMANS."
URUKA, FLABBERGASTED AND OFFENDED THAT THIS IMBECILE WOULD CALL ANOTHER BEAR "GREATER" SO OPENLY, RETRIEVED A BARRETT M82 ANTI-MATERIAL RIFLE FROM BENEATH HER CHAIR. HOLDING IT IN ONE HAND SHE BLEW THE HEAD OFF OF HER TOUR GUIDE WITHOUT LOOKING AT HER, HER EYES FIXED ON HER TARGET. THEIR HEAD BLEW APART LEAVING A BLOODY TRAIL ACROSS HALF A MILE OF SNOW. SHE THEN DIVED FORWARD INTO A PRONE POSITION, TOOK AIM, AND BLEW THE HEAD OFF THE POLAR BEAR FROM TWO MILES AWAY. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD URUKA SWORE TO DESTROY EVERY POLAR BEAR IN EXISTENCE. IN HER EYES, NO BEAR THAT HAS THE HUBRIS TO CLAIM TO BE GREATER THAN HER SHOULD LIVE.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

Lumi is live, doing some jazz singing
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

I shall exterminate the rrat(!Pippa) with the ultimate destructive power of my hugs

>>25931883
wat

Uruka once kicked me in the testicles and stole my jeans, i had to walk 4 miles home naked.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES
happy birthday /pcg/

>>25932220

>>25932152
I am trying to keep it fresh.

>>25932220
Stop bragging.

ピッパと/ピシジ/だきします! 誕生日おめでとう!

>>25932288
Post the #1

Block game autism season is hitting. will gen 2 play with the deer? Will any of them know Redstone?

I want Lumi to dig her nails into my testicles.

>>25932734
>gen 2

>>25932734
I cant name you the last time I've seen Iori play minecraft

vintage ritualposting

i fucking hate phase connect, fuck phase connect, and fuck YOU

God damn it Lumi has such a nice voice

>>25933162
Anon I'm going to find you and hug the hate right out of you

>>25933162
Based, same

>>25932813
Your squibby cat is looking a little sick anon, have they seen a vet?

>>25933162
I unironically love Phase Connect and even /pcg/, but I won't have sex with (You).
Saving all my sexual energy for breeding my oshi, the first shot WILL induce pregnancy.

>>25933162
Remember to hit your head on the way out.

Throat fucking cute deer upside down til her lips are purple then ejaculating full force into her nose and holding her mouth shut.

>>25933046
Tenman is a discord fox though.
I hate it

>>25933448
Squibby is old news, squidgy is the new hotness!

>>25933409
Damn now I love phase connect, love phase connect, and love YOU

>>25933626
>but I won't have sex with (You).
no! have sex incel! have sex! have with me!

>>25933162
Honestly same I spend more time here than I do actually watching streams

>>25934201

>>25934212
That seems to be a running theme with most viewer bases /here/. Guess it comes with the territory of this being /vpol/.

>>25934254
TOOT MY ANSWER YES
BOOT MY EM & EM
ROOT MY SPAM TO SPAM

Did Lumi just get a 1200$ dono?

>>25934254
>>25934410

Foo lacka lacka

>>25934460
Make it 2400$, he donated earlier too.

>>25934212
I'm catching up on vods every day while I browse /vt/

>>25934460
$1910 + $1221

>>25934518
>>25934568
What the fuck, is this normal for her?

>>25934460
lol it was the 2nd one

>>25934460
I was wondering if I missed a decimal, too.

>>25934460
Lumi is the anti-Gura in many ways including the part where her viewers aren't dead broke or literal Children.

>>25934589
Yep.

>>25934589
They pop in once every other month to drop a bomb of crypto, so kinda at this point?

>>25934619
PC has some heavy oil barons.

>>25928640
Tenma is the kind of woman that seems very appealing at first but then you realize she'd be an F tier gf

>>25934737
some men like an abusive gf. I mean fuck isn't that literally the target demographic for 90% of vtubers.

>>25934619
Sounds to me like literal children have better control over their money than them

>>25934589
>>25934460
>they are new to the infinitely deep pockets of the Lumination
OH BOY!!

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>25934589
>>25934460
Lumi has alot of high achiever viewers unironically. Several could even make magnum blush

>>25934854
They think they do, but then are shocked when it's extremely unfun to be in a relationship with a terrible person. Same shit as the women who are into bad boys

>>25934859
This is true, and I'm not saying that out of any sort of misguided jealousy. I've done my share of donations, but you have to remember there is more to life than streams. Donate comfortably, never so much that you will come to regret anything.

>>25934589
Lelyep, what nerfs lumi's finances is that just like most streamers not named Pekora she knows dick about investment.

>>25934985
Nah I have dated women like Tenma and they are the best because their shit is upfront and can be resolved. The worst type of girls are the ones who go
>oh its nothing
and then pressure cook.

Why do you think Irish women and Latina girls get bred constantly?

New thread. New Yuri Fat.

>>25934950
It's sad they don't have anything better to use their money on.

>>25934737
I would rather have a girl like tenma over a girl like Lia honestly.

>>25935042
>Why do you think Irish women and Latina girls get bred constantly?
Because they're easy to exploit men with 0 standards?

>>25935048
>No yurifat squib
Very curious

Yuri should powerpoint for more streams

>>25934985
You don't have enough knowledge about the world to make that kind of judgment an-non.

>>25935097
>Because they're easy to exploit men with 0 standards?
So the entire male population

>>25935156
Wrong

>>25935076
Sometimes, there is not enough time to spend all money you have.

>>25934619
meanwhile Lia
>turns off superchats the moment she sees someone donate because she doesn't want people to lose their money

>>25935271
Its more because she doesn't believe she is worth it. But lia is worth it

>>25935150
She could be the Jamie of the YabCast Experience
>Yuri pull up that drawing of you as a fat fuck sucking dick

>>25935271
Lia would probably die if she got this much at once. Loomers must be used to it.

>>25935227
Something tells me these people might be well off, but not rich enough that these big donations aren't a big deal to them. And they probably aren't in a relationship or have a family.

>>25935392
>And they probably aren't in a relationship or have a family.
The people who do aren't watching vtubers.

>>25934690
I wonder if Fishman anticipated this. Dude throws out inane amounts of cash for management and various goodies and pays a salary and is still already in the black. Maybe the Tzeentch rrats have some basis.
>>25935009
Considering how much of it is anon donos it feels like they really can afford it. If your intention was to groom despite not being able to spend that sort of cash I don't think you'd hide who you are.

>>25935271
That is why I'm a Lialiker. Tenma used to do it too but now shes whoring out with those TTS she set up

>>25935442
A hilarious amount of Lumi's viewers is married or/and the family favorite uncle actually.

>>25931739
New to PC but damn Lumi's jazz karaoke is so sex

>>25935542
>A hilarious amount of Lumi's viewers is married or/and the family favorite uncle actually.
Really? Im going to out myself as a loser and ask why. I figured once you started a family and had a good job you didn't have any free time.

>>25935392
There's this weird spot when you can earn more than you can spent, but not enough to stop working. Fuck that.

Also, people with families do not watch vtubers.

https://twitter.com/h2osakana/status/1535699947722448898
I certainly hope this is entirely unconnected to anything that happened with his talents within the last 24 hours. :^}

>>25935593
>Also, people with families do not watch vtubers.
Generally no, but I know one guy who watches a lot of the same indies I do that has one.

>>25935454
He's throwing money around because he has plenty in bank. He also know how to run this kind of business.

>Pippa doing MGR finale at last

STANDING HERE

>>25935673
kek I feel almost bad for him

>>25935832
Yeah almost, then you realize it's self inflicted

>>25935588
> I figured once you started a family and had a good job you didn't have any free time.
To explain this in a way that is going to make sense to you: I've never watched more anime than when I had 15 hour shifts. Having less time can actually increase the amount of time you spend "actively" relaxing because rather than just idling you spend it on something you genuinely enjoy before unhooking to do it again all over the next day.
I saw this a lot with my parents as well.
As cheesy as it sounds having time is more about making time.

Do you think Pippa will play Postal Brain Damaged?

>>25935832
He hired them on purpose. He also hired a wrangler for them.

>>25935832
>>25935896
He's going to look like Obama at the end of his term by the time Gen 1 gets their second outfits at this rate.

>>25935673
top fucking kek
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1535700085740298240

>>25935984
honestly this
when i'm done with work i want to enjoy the time i have left before inevitably working again

>>25935984
Oh I have experience with that, I always assumed that a family would just remove the free time entirely. Thanks anon you actually just made dating not terrifying for me

>>25936011
She doesn't need to play it, she lives it.

>>25935684
>>25935593
>>25935588
Daily reminder that Lumi's Stacy energy turned on of her regular viewers wives bi

>>25936213
>Daily reminder that Lumi's Stacy energy turned on of her regular viewers wives bi
>being so hot you turn someone bi
thats my goal in life man

>>25936177
as someone who is surrounded by irl friends who are married and some which have young kids, the family element can take away the last of your free time potentially depending on how your family dynamic is and how old your kids are (+ time of year, aka when your kids have school and extra curricular stuff then you get more time, theoretically anyway)

>>25936213
I have reason to believe she was already bi

>>25936256
been there done that it's not very useful unless you're so autistic it's the only way you can get any (so me)

>>25936376
I fuck anything, I just like the idea of being attractive because im fucking ugly

>>25936376
homosex is disgusting anon you can do better I believe in you.

>>25936256
Quite the admirable goal, an-non. All the best.
>>25936360
I mean. Possibly, but that's not as funny or snappy to say.

>>25934619
>anti-gura
You do realize that Gura is the only one in hololive that doesnt do superchat reading streams because she doesnt bait or ask for superchats
She already makes ~300k$ a month from memberships alone

>>25936487
To think I am chasing the pippussy, I should have gone after the shark instead.

>>25936173
It's honestly nice. I should find something as intense aga... Wait maybe that's why I like watching her. Huh.
>>25936177
Always happy to help. Hope it works out for you.

>>25936552
>Hope it works out for you.
Probably wont but life is shit no matter what so who cares

>>25936443
most of the people who say that look ok but don't have style in my experience

>>25931527
I have never watched Pippa's content and I want to squish her bunny ears.

>>25936487
> You do realize that Gura is the only one in hololive that doesnt do superchat reading streams because she doesnt bait or ask for superchats
Ina Ina Ina Ina

>>25936653
im white trash so i dont know anything about style, blue jeans and black T

Lia is cute, cute!

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1535717093827543043
I forgor was she doing a cover or an orisong?

Lumi the brat never sang my song recommendations. She needs rape correction.

>>25936487
So a anti-gura is the average twitch streamer which Lumi is? Thats what he said

>>25936744
bingo rumao. your hair is probably unkempt af too.. start by googling "face shape" and finding the closest match to yours then find out if you can grow a bear and lose weight that is already going to put you at least half a point up and that's often enough to go from ugly to ok good luck

>>25936760
Would impregnate/10

>>25936919
Go away lookism retard

>>25936919
always had it buzzed but i let it go wild these past two years because i stopped caring. Appreciate the help anon

>>25936834
>rape
Too mild. What she needs is disapproving silence by female peers

>>25934460
Is Molymeme the next guest for Yabcast?

On one hand I think Lia is very cute but on the other hand, I wish you would stop doxxing her.

Did anyone archive the Lumi stream from last night? Couldn't watch it all.

Pic not related, I get both the names confused though.

>>25937235
That would be hysterical dude's basically an alien

>>25937273
Ya its on archievebros playlist if you check the OP.

>>25937273
Go 2 threads back, there are several types of links. I ended up using the torrent.

I love Lia. Only Lia.

>>25937273
Yes, but only the collab section.
>li—
Reps. Literally the last thread.

>>25937273
Why is she several shades darker than her model?

>>25934568
>lia will only see like $300 from that
that is a shit ton of money to give to fishman

>>25937273
back to kiwifarms doxfaggot

>>25937456
Yuri is either SEA or Spic

>>25937456
Because if she did a dark asian model twitter would shit themselves for black face.

>>25937273
I want to lick every and every of her yubi's.

>>25937458
well it's not lia for one, and for the other rumao if you think fishman sees most of that

>>25935457
tenma used to have her own personality until she realized she can pander like the other twitch thots

>>25937273
Those massively fat hands.

very interesting indeed

>>25937668
>pippa bad
>love yuri fat

>>25937668
You know, cause she's fat.

>>25937668
>yuri, pippa, lumi
desu they are kino connect

>>25937668
>yuri
>pippa
>lumi
>lia
>love
>brap
>braps
>fat
seems about right

>>25937668
>menhera girl yes sex based

>>25937668
>rancid, particular gross hands, probably michiru came aggressive

>>25937668
someone once told me the threads were "fine now" because it is mostly Pippa posts
I'm not seeing it
starting to imagine it was a cope by them

>>25937668
>uruka brap lumi kill
Why the fuck would Uruka do this...

>>25937668
>michiru came
all me

>>25937668
>imagine better YouTube
Satan and his minions run this world so I know that there's no point.

>>25937829
1 shitpost replaced by another

>>25937843
Urukaposter turned evil for a reason...

>>25937235
>pippa and stefan ranting about the nonaggression principle to lumi for 2 hours

I want to stick my fingers down Pippa's throat and make her vomit on herself. Not for any sexual gratification - it's pretty disgusting actually - I just think it'd be funny
Maybe right before a stream so her throat has a little raspiness from the burning and she keeps having to clear it but can't tell anyone the real reason for it.

>>25937273
yuri is a fat asian

>>25938256
gross

>>25938242
>not making her throw up by punching her in the stomache over and over and then kissing her
>sending her to her stream room with a slap on the ass that makes her yelp
baka anon

>>25937273
Is it fucking weird that I like Yuri now knowing that she has thick fingers?
I wanna be finger banged by her in public at a steak and shake

>>25938424
Have you considered killing yourself? It'll be a lot better experience for your life than it is right now

>>25938477
Her finger is only slightly thicker than a double A battery. Sorry dyke anon

>>25938477
> Steak 'n Shake Operations, Inc. is an American casual restaurant chain concentrated primarily in the Midwestern United States
Anemic rabbit hands types this post.

>>25938549
Im sorry you are weak but that isnt my problem, have you tried having a dick instead of a pussy? Just be born a man bro.
>>25938573
Pippa is east coast anon

>>25938549
Nta but why the hostility, he made some good points

Blunt and honest opinion
Lumi is not a great singer.
Could use some training, voice is nice but singing itself is lacking

>>25938658
t. samefag

>>25938604
Pippa is "constantly running from her parent's creditor her entire childhood".
I know my share of white trash who " Moved a lot growing up".
I know how they operate.

>>25938573
Its really good for a fast food place, they do like a 50s aesthetic and while the burgers are small they are delicious.

Factual and objective statement
Lumi is a fantastic singer.

>>25937456
Lighting, she looks pretty pale in the pics she's posted in discord of her holding things like sparkling water.

>>25938720
>"constantly running from her parent's creditor her entire childhood".
Anon this isnt the 90s, the moment you find a place to rent your creditor can find you when the owner does a background check.

>>25938764
samefagging, found it

>>25938691
No I'm the guy he replied to now answer why you don't want to make Pippa vomit
You a fag or something?

>>25938788
That's why you borrow from shady people and hope you don't wind up dead.

>AoE2
Lumi WILL do the HUNchads campaign, right?

Your raiding reps Lumi..

>>25938906
No I'm the straightest man in this thread.
You a tranny or something?

>>25938887
cute hand

RATE THE THIEF
RATE THE AMBIANCE
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE STREAM

We need to get our collective thinking cap on and find out where Pippa and Yuri live. Autism is a very powerful weapon and it's been used to find even more difficult things in the past.

/pol/ was able to locate Shia LaBeouf's flag by just using a star chart and aviation flight paths.

We can do this. Let's locate are beloved yabbit and Yubi!

>>25938976
>Straight
>Doesn't want to cover a cute girl in her own vomit
Shiggy diggy

>>25939052
Yuri is in Manitoba

>>25939061
>Wants to cover a cute a girl in her own vomit
YWNBAW

>>25938933
She's doing Pachacuti because that woman is a breathing meme.

>>25938691
>>25938976
>>25939096
why are you seething over ryona especially when pippa is into it?

>>25939027
painfully good/10

>>25939118
i like ryona but only when it's done to ryonafaggots. i'd love to skin every one of you alive and stir fry your fatty meat on a grill

>>25939052
Nah because I don't really care about their IRL. Like if i met pippa online I have to take her out on dates, I need to move, I have to get a new job, and that is alot of work for some girl.

>>25939052
>He didn't figure out where every member of Phase Connect lives
I bet you don't even have access to their cams to see them masturbating

>>25939165
>ryona but only when it's done to ryonafaggots
so pippa
> i'd love to skin every one of you alive and stir fry your fatty meat on a grill
Yes you saw your first gore thread you are a big scary boy.

>>25939096
And thank fuck for that, couldn't mate with the rabbit otherwise

>lumi accidentally raids the wrong person and she sings a MGSV song

fucking based?

I hope Fischman really does hire Kirsch because she has the ability to achieve something that has happened a total of two times since debut namely make Pippa actually play the MMO she put on

>>25939286
>>25938957
Who did she raid I'm stuck on my phone

>>25939118
>pippa mentions ryona ONCE so now the entire general has to be dedicated to it
Since you enjoy it so much,killing yourself would bring you the highest of joys right? Get to it.

>>25939345
You are so cute

>>25939185
>that is alot of work for some girl.
She is THE girl, anon.

>>25939229
Not happening. You paid the ZOG to remove your own penis.

>>25939289
Love Kirsch but she doesnt seem to know what she wants to do with her content or the fact she needs to create content. I don't see it happening honestly but I would hope to be wrong.

>>25939333
She raided Fallen Shadow right as she was raiding Ninaninin

>>25939052
Yuri owns a firearm, anon. If you find her then you night also find some 9mm in your face.

>>25939345
>>pippa mentions ryona ONCE so now the entire general has to be dedicated to it
she's talked about it often and her type of guy is one who would kill her

>>25939523
>her type of guy is one who would kill her
Trannies do tend to be abusive and violent : /

>>25939052
Finding Tenma would be more entertaining to find. She is scared shitless of doxxing herself.

>>25938887
Imagine

Did we get a bunch of new bros?

>>25939622
Anon even my boredom has limits, if you aren't going to put some effort into your bait then idk if this relationship can continue. What I'm saying is... I have a new anti he treats me right and puts effort into his posts. Goodbye anon

>>25939716
Could Yuri even survive child birth?

>>25939523
After Pippa's suicide stream I buy the asexual/bisexual rrat where for Pippa attraction is a brain love thing and what she wants most is someone to love her enough to commit to dying with her

>>25939746
New bros?

>>25939796
My sister in law is abit smaller and did it but she had to have a c section on the second kid.

>>25939430
MY OSHI IS RETARDED LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>25939826
what would slime feel like engulfing my cock?

Pippa could probably convince me into a suicide pact with her
Like if she made me cum with her feet a couple times I'd probably be content and willing to do whatever she asked

>>25939825
She's just like me bros...

>>25939826
I mean newfags. The thread feels more retarded than usual.

>>25939826
How hag is Leaf roughly?

>>25939793
If he was baiting he would be saying that Pippa is single

>>25939879
Slimes are basically acid, but it might be like fucking really tight jello. I still remember the monster girl manual where he fucks the slime and she swims into his testicles and bladder to hangout inside him.

>>25939879
Buy a jar of jelly and find out.

>>25939876
She needs correction

>>25939978
Lumi and Pippa might as well have been reading the thread last night, the rrats have cheese for days now

>>25939981
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/late-night-leaflit-1-mightygerm/id1588006986?i=1000536936914
Probably 35 going off her past she's revealed

Why is the name "Nicolette" not banned in Pippa's chat? It's going to cause someone to spam it next time.

>>25939978
IP count is normal so unless a bunch of people got replaced it's probably just a change in the feng shui

>>25940080
banning it gives it credence

>>25940070
>35
Marriage material

>>25940080
It's obviously a fake name to throw people off, no one would be cruel enough to give a child that as a name

>>25940024
Single monitor 5 tabs limit correction

>>25940070
>decade older than me
...hot.
HAG LOVE

>>25939978
Looks like a shitposter did the babys first reps and is shitting up the thread to me.

In the imaginary conversations I have out loud with myself I just call her Nix

>>25940210
she only has one monitor? what happened to the other 2? she used to have 2 monitors

>>25939498
anyone have the screencap of yuri saying she'll shoot people on her property?

>>25940472
Got lost moving though she has another one already. That's why it's such an effective punishment; We know just how badly single monitor fucks her up.

>>25940210
>>25940533
you can crueler than that anon
no electronics for 9 hours

>>25939826
I want to give her many many sisters.
YOU HEAR THAT LEAF? I WILL BE YOUR NEW DAD

>>25940592
Asari likely can't have children anymore bro...

>>25940615
she is only 35, my mom shit me out at 40

>>25940645
35 is a good estimate for Leaflit, Asari is at least 20 years older

>>25940645
wait, is Leaflit 35 or her mother? if her mother is 35 that makes Leaflit a zoomer though... but if Leaflit is 35 then her mother is too old to have kids

>>25940576
Nono you had it but missed the mark narrowly.
No electronics for 9 hours except a console without internet but a full library of games handpicked to be enjoyable to her. Just think about it for a moment.

>>25940741
>>25940746
Are you guys saying her mom streams at the age of 55 because i need to fucking know right now

>>25940645
>>25940746
Leaf is 30s. Not her mom.

>>25940810
That's correct, Asari is the haggest of hags

>>25940810
Yes. Yes she does.

>>25940645
that's a recipe for autism or down syndrome
t. someone with cousins born with genetic defects

Don't trust or fuck her.

>>25934950
She has cryptobro. I people have said it was someone named Sei who owns his own it consulting company or something.

She has Charmander who I think is a doctor or surgeon who regularly dono's to her and Yuri.

There is also Magnum who we all know. Who else is there?

>>25940814
>>25940847
>>25940858
god fuckng bless

>>25939981
considering she worked for Riot Games as Shurelia with a mature voice, probably late 30s at the youngest.

>>25941204
leafy is fucking shurelia? I still remember her balancing being the most broken and fun patches of early league, also her fanfics were fun.

I WILL BYPASS THE PROBLEMS OF ASARIS AGE WITH THE VIGOR OF MY OWN YOUTH!

>>25941310
GET IN LINE BECAUSE IM FIRST, THAT FINE WINE IS MINE!

>>25940917
well my cock looks at me funny when i talk back to it but otherwise im pretty alright

>>25941243
yes her Twitch and YouTube channels were originally the Lilypichu x Shurelia collab channel until she introduced the new channel with her mother

It's a hag love kinda night huh. Not that I'm complaining. I remember getting my school network banned so many times because of my cakeposting.

yuri fat and i want to lick her chunky muff

I would feed Yuri a bunch of eggs and broccoli salad and milk, then I would use her butt as a pillow for the entire night as we watch whatever she wants

>be me
>pic related

>>25939289
>>25939424
Her games hard filter me. Block game is shit but it's tolerable shit but even my kamioshi wouldn't make me sit through constant gachashit streams

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1535750347930578944

I am in love(lust) with Yuri and will claim her delectable thighs for my own

>>25943084
>Uruka we want this door to stay open
>we know what you and brother bear do when you think we're asleep

>>25942344
kek, saved

>>25940264
>>25941243
Also If I remember right, she's was in Something Awful back when moot announced he was creating 4chan and hopped in. So she's one of the rare originalfags.

>>25943340
as long as I can get the tummy rolls

>>25943340
I want to roast her thighs and eat them

I am going to spend all day perfecting a savory beef and cabbage stew for Lia to enjoy after a long day of doing whatever she does. I will goad her into seconds, perhaps even thirds! Her usually cute and slim zoomer tummy will now have a tantalizing bulge to it. From there we will make our way to the couch where Lia will bind my wrists to assure I can receive my reward effectively. I will then lay flat on my back and Lia will assertively place her anus on my wide open mouth. Lia will secure a belt around my head and her thighs to hermetically seal my mouth to her rectum. From this point on every breath I take and every bit of oxygen my body pumps into my blood will have been graciously filtered down through Lia's colon.
The powerfully pungent miasma that now pollinates my taste buds brings tears to my eyes. My consciousness fades and I drift into the aether as Lia's emissions metastasize to every part of my mind and body, filling every blood vessel of mine with her love. Lia's braps and I have become interchangeable. There is no one without the other. I have reached my nirvana.

>>25944092
Fuck I forgot to format, oh well. Honestly all I got from this was how bad I wanna see Lia's tummy now.

>>25944092
someone save this and submit it to the next pippa asmr stream

>>25939826
sell me on the slime girl

>>25941698
>>25941698
God after stggs finding her IRL magical girl shit and Riot replacing her with an actual fucking cuckold who ruined the game I figured she just fell off the earth. So fucking glad she is still around

>>25942587
>Her games hard filter me. Block game is shit but it's tolerable shit but even my kamioshi wouldn't make me sit through constant gachashit streams
She's worse than pippa when it comes to
>buying games? LOL
and the only active mmorpg atm is ffxiv/WoW which are cuckolded to shit with their communities. Shes fun as hell to listen to but the shit she plays is awful

>>25944373
2A-loving Riot Games veteran (left Äons ago when they went full Poz) whose first purchase after a year of just reinvesting her streaming money was a giant dry-age fridge for the game she killed/beef she buys wholesale. Streams with her mother. Last time Pippa raided her begged said mother to get her Pippa's mousepad.
Genuinely funny somehow despite being a w*man.

>>25937803
>>25937850
>only 2 mentions of michiru ITT

>>25944540
do her parents still run the cosplay shop?

I want Yuri to always be happy.

>>25944674
I want them all to be happy and successful man. Someone needs to be

>>25944695
I'll be successful but cant promise anything about being happy man. thats on you

>>25944726
>but cant promise anything about being happy man.
Im not sure I can control your happyness, if I had that skill I would be in business.

>>25941130
Sei was never cryptobro and i have no idea where this rrat came from

>last night the brapbros made Pippa Pipkin, Lumi and Tenma genuinely laugh and have fun at their expense
>I still can't get noticed even when I supa
It's a cruel world.

>>25945056
A good lesson for you, money is good for supporting but its not the same as something entertaining.

>>25945056
Feetchads, brapbros, and pitkings all get love from the girls.
Sounds like you need to pick a fetish, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRJNuNccpgM
MGR is back on the menu

wait, I thought Saturday was Lisa day for Pippa?

>>25945450
pippa was cucked

>>25945450
Lisa busy so we are doing MGR in honor of lisa who really wanted Pippa to finish MGR

>>25945450
Pippa burned that bridge
Its over

>>25945450
Pippa didn't attend, rewteet, like, or show any support for Lisa's big song debut yesterday. Their friendship is going through things right now

>>25945475
>>25945504
>>25945633
Damn this is sad it feels like an end to a era...

>>25945475
>>25945497
>>25945504
>>25945633
>>25945693
Pippa is going to be sleeping on the futon...

pippa.... NEEDS CORRECTION

It's over. Feels bad man.

>>25946091
LOVE IS OVER!
Continue? Y/N

>thread suddenly disintegrates into rratposting
Meds. Now.

This is the worst day of my life

>>25946193
collab with Lisa or we'll continue

>>25946235
That's lumi if anything pippa couldnt find the word disintegrate in a dictionary

>>25946235
But I'm m*le and not Pippa, an-non...

>>25946130

>>25937668
What tool did you use, bro?

Catherine but its Pippa trying to regain Lisa's trust.

>>25946540
>>25946130
>>25946091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4QL0L9fgbg&ab_channel=TheLyricsLegend

I am going to cut myself over this and it's your fault, Pippa

>>25946621
>that song
Lisa Lisa I know it's you. Tell us what happened?

>>25946697
careful you might turn her on, you will turn lumi and yuri on for sure

>>25945633
Thank you Pippa. Now stop being such a cunt and make up already.

Voodoo Connect?

>>25946784
I'd love for Pippa to use a scalpel and my body as a creative outlet desu
Not a girl though so I doubt she's interested

>>25946854
>Q
The inheritor of the Pink Woman Bad mantle was fucking genius (in her own somewhat retarded way) in actually leveraging her reach after making it.

>>25946999
Pippa likes men and women anon but you have to be 2d or more specifically you need to be in a book/vn.

>>25946999
>Not a girl though so I doubt she's interested
As a man you'd have to be the one doing it.
Shit considering her grooming fetish and orientation she probably wants a guy she can adopt and the torture a loli with.

>>25947071
As a man I volunteer to do it to you.

I long to feel the warmth of Yuri's thighs against my penis

>Since Pippa isn't on yet decided to check out Vesper's channel as she's playing with Maple.
>Unluckybrap is a janny and keeps talking too much and saying unfunny jokes.
Just can't get away from this fucking groomer.

Does Yuri wear yoga pants?
Imagine taking her to Taco Bell (or the leaf equivalent) and then her sitting on your face while in lululemon and release all of her gas while she bullies you.

since the strange yuri fans (fans? actually wtf are you people) are around, I have a question for you
what does she do all day in her spare time

>>25947264
>Does Yuri wear yoga pants?
Anon she wears black tights and a fucking skirt, fuck yoga pants you can punch her cooch with your tongue at anytime.

>>25947314
Has sex with her boyfriend (me)

Amaris 'beefy brapped up slampig' Yuri

>>25947314
>what does she do all day in her spare time
She calls her fans Hostages, yuri does alot of shit in her free time
>exercise
>draws
pic related self portrait
>gardens
>reads
shes a neet otherwise if you are asking about a job.

https://youtu.be/VRJNuNccpgM
pippa will finally be finishing metal gear rising: revengeance tonight

>>25947440
>>25947314
She takes her cat on walks and gets mistaken for a child doing so.

>>25947440
oh? shocking if true

>>25947440
Imagine curling up in that armpit and falling asleep while sucking in Yuri's alluring scent

Well this sure is an entry.

>>25947655
Hehahahah... yuri's armpit huh? Nice nice... i like that... HEHAHAHAHAHAAHAH OOOOOH PITKINGS ARE TIME ISS NOWO!!! HAHEHAHAHAHAH!!! YURIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIR'S!!! YOUR STINKJKYYKYKKYYK ARMPITS SHALL BEEE A GREWT SOURJCE OF TRIBUTEWS FORMMYSELF AND THE REST OFFF MY FELLOOW PITKINGS!!! HAHAHHAHWEHA!!! YURIRRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRRIRIRIRIRIRIRIRI!!!!!!!! OOOOOOH HEHAHAHAHHA!!! MAB I FUCNIGJG LOVE ARMPITS!!!!! HAHE ARMPITS!!! SWEATY SLAMPIG ARMPITS!!! YURIRIRIRIRIRIRI!!!! OOOOH DONT FORGET IORIRIRIRIRIR!!! IM COMING FOR YOU TOO!!!! YOURE SANCTIMONIOUS DEEROTIC ARMPITS ARE THE FINALL KEY TO MY ASCENSION!!! HAHHEAHAHHA I LOVEEE PHASE CONNECT!!!! I LOVE ARMPITS!!!! LONG LIVE /pcg/!!! HAHEAHHAHAHA!!! ARMPITS STINKY SWEATY!!! HAIRY!!! DELICIOUS!!! SCRUMPTIOUS ARMPITS!!!!!

>>25947314
unironically plays games with her moderator (boyfriend) all day

>>25947539
I imagine, she is short and skinny.
>>25947594
yuri is pretty good at what she does but i think she has an illness because she used to do alot of like dancing and shit but doesnt anymore.

>>25947837
actually thats why I was curious since I don't see them doing it often anymore

>>25947898
they broke up, he caught her cheating on him with me

Question, Do you believe anyone in phase connect is actually single? It is kind of hard to believe honestly.

>>25947992
nope

>>25947992
These girls are too autistic to be in a relationship

>>25947992
better question, is any chuuba single?

>>25947893
She said she went back to hip hop and tap classes not long ago, but then dropped out when covid happened.

>>25947992
everybody except Lumi is a neet who doesn't socialize.

>>25947992
Sakana is single and a prime grooming target. Despite having all the money he needs he's a league player and that is woman repellant. Also most likely he's a bald manlet. While you idiots are so focused on trying to groom the talents, I'm grooming where all the money comes from. I'll have sakana on his knees sucking my dick in no time. I will make him the next Flakes.

>>25948093
dyrbi

Y'know considering how much this thread loves hypotheticals and rumours I'm surprised how little attention the news of them building an in-house 3D solution including professional tracking suits got.

>>25947539
>gets mistaken for a child

>>25948151
>implying he isn't cumming on those slugtits every night

>>25948162
anon this place is a containment zone for the undesirables

>>25948039
No matter how autistic a woman is they can always get a boyfriend. There's cases of women with downs syndrome having perfectly normal boyfriends. Dyrbi? Phase Connect talents may be a little autistic or weird but that won't stop them from finding any romantic partner they're interested in.

>>25948151
bro fishman has a linkedin you can literally just go there and see what he looks like
he looks like your average asian american tech bro

we already have conclusive evidence that 90% of the talents have active boyfriends who cum inside them every night what more do you need

>>25948375
yes, me
but literally

>>25948242
Slugtits is actually cumming on Sakana's mantits. She has a fat futa cock. We're going to both DP sakana soon. Source: trust me bro.

>>25948375
yeah, all me

>>25948375
can confirm, I'm the boyfriend

>>25948375
yeah that's me alright

>>25948361
Could be old pics. Iori also confirmed in some of her streams on twitch that Sakana is at least bald now.

>>25948375
Yeah, the rosebud.

>>25948467
Rosebuds where are you?? I miss you come back!!! I love the rosebuds!!!

>pippa streams
>faggot starts shitting up the thread
like clockwork

>>25948375
pls dont ruin chuubas for me
im a one legged dyke this is the only happiness I get

>>25948510
He's DEAD anon, time to move on

>>25948554
oh don't worry anon I was going to do it no matter what

>>25948510
He's busy cumming inside 90% of the talents instead of being cummed inside by 90% of /pcg/.

>>25948162
>building an in-house 3D solution including professional tracking suits
didn't know about it

Considering we've seen hands of most of the girls now who would give the best handjob and who would give the worst

>>25948565
You can't fool me rosebud! I know that's you! Accept my love now!

>>25948667
Lia and Lumi best
Uruka and Yuri worst

She's on drugs

>>25948682
You fool, it was me, the smug pentomo all along!

>>25948667
The best would be from the one with a bf obviously

>>25948667
the best handjobs are guaranteed to be from the ones with the smallest, most dexterous hands. and no i don't say that because of any bias

>>25948667
>best
Lia
>worst
Lia

>>25931652
Amen. Fuck Uruka. She's faker then Pippa

Cuck Connect?

>>25948696
Uruka seems like she'd be pretty skilled with her hands an-non

>>25948770
what's with the uruka hate? also is uruka actually a boy?

>>25948810
fuck connect
>>25948827
yes

>>25948558
>Cripplefag FAGGOT sadgirl
Hello gen2
So when is your debut?

>>25948242
>>25948397
You know to much

>>25948827
>yes
hot

>>25948813
something about Uruka makes me think she would squeeze too hard and be too rough

>>25948827
Everything here should be taken with a grain of salt even your message

i want to have sex with yuri unironically

>>25948920
is that right? well in that case you have nothing to worry about

>>25948956
this but ironically

I would do anything to tongue punch yuri's fart box

>>25948242
Slugma has been busy having sweaty lesbian cosplay sex with a bat

>>25948956
This but Lia and just ironically for the content.

>>25949007
i would fart in her punch box

>>25940645
That's why you're autistic

>>25948956
I want to shit with yuri on a old couch with a blanket over us while we play old ps1 games like spyro all night long as it gently rains

>my dog has filled me

>>25949122
can confirm i was the dog

>>25940645
impressive. most women are long dried out by 40

>>25949122

>>25949122
Confirmed dogpilled

She is not beating the final boss this stream

>>25948375
Evidence?

>>25948743

>>25949324
this cock is your evidence

>>25948749
tiny dick anon, small hands make for bad handjobs because they have to put 2 hands on it.

2 hands makes them squeeze too hard and then they yank away. and then theres no ball play.

>>25948827
She horny lbitch takes everything in chat as double entendre and judge you harshly for it.

>>25949122
White girl company

>>25949106
>I want to shit with yuri
nice slip

>>25949321
I belieb, you just have to know how to dodge and cut stuff in the blade mode

>>25949390
>pic related

>>25949602
Pentomos are all women so it's not even gay

What are some other games with dismemberment Pippa might like?

Easiest boss fight in the game

>>25947208
Anon getting flexed on by a discord mod who, unlike anon, has the balls to befriend all his oshi.

>>25946854
>>25945633
>>25945504
>>25945450
Kill yourselves.

>>25949701
Dishonored, Fallout and Days Gone

>>25949538
This but unironically and not ESL.
Her coomer bait made her unenjoyable because it’s just lowest hanging fruit every stream. I only watch her music streams now because at least she does something besides say “seiso” a hundred times.
I don’t know why she had such a pity party over being “the music bear” because it felt limiting when her next pivot is into “coomer bear.”

>>25949701
Hotline Miami

>>25949852
No I do not think I will

Hardest boss fight in the game.

>>25949805
>says mod not janny.
Shut up unluckybrap get back to sweeping. Honestly could care less about befriending vtubers. I already have a 2view oshi you will never groom because she already told me she loves me.

>>25949166
They told her she should of been into menopause and then she shat out 3 more kids including me after 40 before getting her tubes tied because my dad is from the age when condoms were just for gays.

>>25949701
>loud sounds, heavy physicality, women to insult over their behavior, dismemberment, body horror
Dead Space. Duh.
The Stomp alone would probably make it worth it for her.

>>25950248
>should of
Retard.

Pippa is disrespecting Sam and i don't like it.
>>25950248
based

Pippa demonstrating live on stream that women just dont get it