/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

Sana is cute

IRyS is sleeping right now with me

>>25899519
t.Bae

jwu who called in for sana and lui-nee?

>>25899270
WE love Ina!

>>25899519
yeah me

>>25899225
heh... gastropod habitation...

Towa

wawa

My oshi is going to be so cool tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz4fUKkRfwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz4fUKkRfwg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz4fUKkRfwg
Mel Wind Waker. She's taking Melody with her to the Wind Temple

please chloe kill this elden jobber worm so I can sleep

Prediction:

Kiara outfit reveal. Less than 30,000 viewers.

I am procrastinating while watching Anya Melfissa!
https://voca.ro/1jkiOdBr0jtQ

>>25899782

>>25899270
Sex with Ina

>>25899712
She smells like cotton candy schnapps

>>25899777
This is true!
>too big

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8y1aWMlPOs
stream my oshi's song, thanks

>>25899805
Prediction:

Your birthday. No guests.

>>25899796
I want to rape Mel on a sailboat on the open ocean!

>>25899819
Ina should have a fat pair of tits.

>>25899813
Don't you fucking dare

>>25899716
Sana Call Ins:
Fauna, Mumei, Bae, Subaru, Lui, IRyS,
Gura, Ina, Risu, Ollie, Anya, Polka, Moona, Reine, Nene, A-chan, Kronii.
Video: Kiara, Mori (voice message), Ame and Watame.

Everyone in ID and EN for Lui's EN-ID portion. Fauna, Iofi, Kiara were video message. Mori was a voice message.

>>25899834
Manager-san, no!

>>25899824
I will, thank you for the link :)

>>25899834
Watch her solo live first!

Man I remember that time someone played ER randomizer & got an Elden Beast on Radahn's area...

>>25899812
kek

what the fuck? not a single Holohood called Sana, is this some kind of systemic racism????

>hit by the Elden Ring
BRAVO NOLAN

>>25899831
Prediction:

You're butthurt and realize anon is right, so you attempt to retaliate to relieve the pain

>>25899834
manager san please, you're supposed to stay at least 150m away!

>>25899805
Anon she's going to be hard pressed to break 15k

I still don't know what Hololive Alternative is.

>>25899796
She has been really cute throughout. Now time for the temple!

>>25899849
yeetrys

Ollie is talking about milking breasts

>>25899805

I miss Ame...

>>25899289
Kaela is "yeah, me" posting on twitter

>>25899898
I will now watch ollie

>>25899898
Yeah, mine.

>>25899894

>>25899898
duh? dumbass? the fuck else makes milk? got any titless milk for me fucker? no? dumbass?

>>25899913
She sure as hell doesn't miss teamates.

>>25899873
Strong assblast energy emanating from this post.

>>25899869
I though mori got her license reinstated

>>25899851
what is mori's problem? she puts in zero effort for her FRIENDS

>>25899936
I have a cock, Melhomie, could you milk me?

>>25899936
fuck you coconuts, almonds and oats don't have breasts

Lunaitos, before I go to sleep tell me if Luna's mentioned doing another electone stream soon

oh yeah this run isn't happening

Ok, maybe Ame is having too much fun with Tiktoks

>>25899858
The sixth person is IRyS. She didn't take the 3d news very well, and the other girls are watching hope descend one last time

>>25899942
That was sort of up in the air last I saw, but I haven't been keeping up.

>>25899951
if ure dick makes milk then it's a tit
you got a leggy tit? dick nipple? if no then not interesting
>>25899954
shit's snot milk holmes, that's a marketing scam

Radagon is such a great boss, I wish they had Isshined him

>>25899960
nice ankles

>>25899938
Yeah, she only made one member's post and only appeared in a video and audio once and only made one tweet.

>>25899944
Shitposting aside, I do kinda wonder how the calls would have been if she made them from the bathroom of her plane

>>25899989
Fat fuck.

>>25899898
Can they even drink milk in indonesia or do they have to ensure the breast or the udder was completely drained so its halal or something

>>25899942
Ina has more hood than Mori

>>25899843
fucking gay opinion man
https://litter.catbox.moe/nkj072.png

hos dumb fucking bird. Having to tell her to follow you everywhere you go, even through doors

>>25900016
That's a boy

Chloe is kinda bad...

>>25900016
How can not wanting ina to look like a small boy be a gay opinion?

>>25899869
Give her a gat and make her earn it.

>>25899894
I'M COMING IRYS

>>25899938
If she doesn't miss teamates why does she spam me with messages on her days off?
Isn't it counter intuitive?
She could just fuck off and not say anything for a week or more like some of her genmates do

>>25900034
Could a boy look like this

>>25900098
yes

Judging by the fact the thread is still so active with EN discussion, I'm guessing you didn't get many streams today?

>>25900016
This only turns on pedophiles

are you guys STILL watching gus? fat fuck can't even play right

>>25899805
Shitposting aside, I do think she is sabotaging herself having it in the middle of all these events. Trying to shove it in between all these birthdays, Sana's first orisong, and the HoloX 3Ds seems ill timed.

Q cover kakkoi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qrrXsnYdsE

Ok I need a compilation of all Chloe post-death exercises so I can cum a whole bucket

>>25900112
We can't discuss EN holos in a hololive thread?

>>25900098
yes and you just proved it.

>>25900111
Well fuck me, I'm the most homosexual man alive

chloe...WAIT SHE LIVED

FUCKING LUCKY STUPID ORCA I SWEAR

>>25900164
why does she have cow tits in this picture?

>>25900112
We're just entering seanigger hours, if you're referring to the shitposting. We had 2 really good totsus.

Reminder that Sana already has the foundation for a sex outfit

>>25900185
The artist is not gay enough I guess

Describe sex with Chloe

>>25900210
smelly

jesus you can't even see the AOE

>>25900210
It'll burn to pee when you wake up the next morning

>>25900016
Bless Kuroboshi

Ame could easily cheese the boss Chloe is fighting. The big doot would easily destroy it

>>25900111
>>25900158
If you think something this erotic is a boy. Then you're just gay. There's no other way to explain it

>>25900016
god i fucking love flat squishy chests

You know what? As a STRfag, I love Elden Beast just because it made a lot of bleedfags seethe.

>>25900210
smelly, hope you can hold your breath long enough to cum or you will be breathing in toxic fumes

what is going on in gura's chat

hags STINK

>>25900237
The reverse Gideon post

>>25900237
Elden Beast has very high resistance to Holy so its mainly for staggering it. If Ame gets good at switching weapons it could be great

Anya is thanking her fishies, cute

This temple hardly has anything that qualifies it as Earth temple. It should be named the Sun temple instead

>>25900248
This is what a real woman looks like you fag

>>25900268
just your usual endless stream of normalfags since debut

>>25900268
is that the guy that was begging for someone to save Ukraine?

>>25900268
it's having a meltdown

she doesn't know how to dodge the grab...

/Erdtree/ is having a burndown

Reflect, Mel! REFLECT

>>25900327
You'll think for once the usual holo instinct to run away would kick in and they'll just turn and sprint

>>25900288
a child in the body of a hag, she really is the lolibaba of hololive

bae

>>25900300
Yes that looks beautiful but I'm gay

I think everyone should steal Watame’s outfit and wear it just to mix Watame’s smell with theirs

>>25900336
Go back, goldbud.

Polka post

>>25900336
orderkeks are seething like always

62k for Astrogirl after 4 hours. Not at good as others but actually doing well. You probably forgot about this but Kiara has a "Renai Circulation" cover for Dokomi and it's only at 74k after over 1 day. Astrogirl is looking to at least hit 100k minimum by the end of the first day and Kiara couldn't do that with a new cover where covers usually do better than original songs.

I have bigger tits than Ina

>>25900300
Now consider this pure example of SEX

>>25900268
Isn’t slow mode on?

>>25900385

>>25900397
You mean the one she dropped with no warning or promotion that’s just a recording of her at Dokomi?

>>25900397
Do you really care about numbers that much?

>>25900148
>>25900197
Oh, you can talk about the EN as you like. The thread was just very calm yesterday and mostly had JP discussion. I came up with the theory that the amount of EN discussion at this hour is inversely proportional with the amount of EN streams in the day

Anya thinks it would be neat to have a mermaid vtuber. How come there aren't any?

>>25900407
yes

>>25900336
The erdtree is gay
THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE VOLCANO MANOR GANG

>>25900428
3d hort

>>25900361
>Chinese dress
MATING PRESS

https://twitter.com/kai_you_pm/status/1535214860203528192?s=20&t=cWOXthEmUjRbViD6N6L31g
Why must they interview her in Japanese?

chloe remembering she has a 3D debut kek, has to get destroyed by elden beast another time.

>>25900361
Sex rrat

>>25900428
Wasn’t that Doris, or was she something else?

I couöd never be a holo. Being forced to call all my co workers on zheir birthday sounds like my own personal hell

>>25900397
>Using Sana's original song to shit on Kiara
You have a real problem dude.

Good afternoon from the orient seas, I love Nanashi Mumei and I am excited for her come back stream tomorrow.

Chloe gave up...

Which totsu VOD should I watch? Lui or Sana?

>>25900459
ogey

>>25900284
https://youtu.be/Jes3dKXqGhs?t=8376
I have news for you anon
Elden beast gets destroyed by the big doot

>>25900480
Both

>>25900426
Only when he can spin them to shit on girls he hates.

>>25900427
How about you talk about streams instead of the fucking thread then

AZKi cute

https://twitter.com/vcarnival_staff/status/1535476920258789376

>>25900470
Qwertzchama...

>>25900473
What are you a sailor or somethin

I wonder if Mel'll get freaked out by the hands

>>25900471
The only problem is Kiara a 1M youtuber who streams daily not beating Sana.

>>25899790
cuuuuute

>>25900336
>words words words copypasta about how marika ghosted goldbuds to go fuse with radagon with several links to discord

I forgot how cute Mumei's voice was. She genuinely sounds like a socially stunted child. It gives me complicated feelings.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>25900504
are there people that dont?

Shion and Gura are collabing to hype up a cover song that releases shortly after

nnra

STINKY ORCA PITS

>>25900515
OhNonono Rennalacucks

>>25900493
Already am, I'm often one of the only anons doing so here

>>25900336
>Using the overworld

>>25900503
I'm an oriental

>>25900531
LONDON

correction stream today

>>25900397
Az least watch kiaras video befor baiting anon. That is just a recording from dokomi

>>25900427
It’s a combination of everyone clearing their schedules tonight for Sana and Lui, and big shit happening tomorrow.

>>25900515
DEBUNKED

>>25900489
That's a min-maxing build, anon.

>>25900547
What are you doing in the seas then? Fishing?

I think I might compile the Chloe sex noises, I have 0 clue how to do basic edits however

>>25900397
An indie british band that I like is currently doing a Europe tour, despite them barely puling 500k combined views on YT+Spotify for their newest album
it's crazy how people here thought that 100k in a day is "not good enough"

>>25900566
>big shit happening tomorrow.
I was in a coma, what is happening tomorrow?

>>25900563
Why does hololive have 4 silver haired lolis? 2 blue and 2 purple

>>25900000

>>25900403
AAAAAAH MY PENISSS

>>25900586
I think I might cum a pile to those Chloe sex noises, good luck with that

>>25900533
Feat. Mori

>>25900531
My older sister apparently. I had to give her the controller because I was really afraid of getting caught by them

>>25900527
Desire to breed conflicting with not wanting to take advantage of her, I’m guessing?

>>25900613
That bitch

>>25900581
...

>>25900601
NTA, but you got HoloAlt’s thing, HoloEarth’s thing, and Vcarnival. Don’t know about anything else

RADAGON OF THE GOLDEN ORDER IS A FUCKING TRANNY
>he

>>25900470
You can just take an afternoon to make some prerecorded videos where you use text-to-speech to fill in names and nouns and shit and make it a running joke.
>https://youtu.be/zUy8FjH_qeA

>>25900535
>>25900550
Anons, your stream quality...

>>25900613
Leave them alone. They keep to themselves and don't shit up anyone else's thread.

>>25900563
When is EN getting another loli?

Meimei a cute!

>>25900543
Based?

>>25900397
It is a clip not a cover. I don't understand this angle. It is lile saying karaoke streams are albums

>>25900638
thank you anon.

>>25900336
Meanwhile, moghmates are chilling & sharing porn on Miquella Watson's Appreciation Thread.

>>25900599
Hololive members are subject to hololive standards, simple as

>>25900268
War crimes, obviously

Niceu Mel!

>>25900627
Spot on.

Mel doesn't get it...

>>25900397
Fuck me you're desperate.

>>25900601
Gura/Shion collab, Kiara outfit reveal, Mumei return stream.

>>25900653
And pretty!

>>25900651
I hope it's another blue cunny in EN3 but this time she will be able to get Ame's heart

>>25900682
Wait, Mumei is on a break?

Do teamates have some zetame soundposts?

>>25900672
To be fair, I didn't either when I first played the game. I didn't either when I replayed it a few years ago

>>25900672
She's trying her best. Please give her your energy...

>>25900653
Cute and sexy.

Chloe makes me horny

>>25900675
>Fuck me
If you insist.

>>25900563
i see no girls needing correction here

>>25900687
It'll be red loli brat from texas

>>25899824
her song is fucking good

>>25900137
Cover is just trying to fuck her over like always. Most of her outfit reveals were forced to be at 3am or 4am JST. You know, for the only Myth member who actually speaks Japanese on stream.

Had to work all day, how was Sana's bday? Any cute call-ins?

Dumb bird can't even open doors. This is why I kept throwing her into walls

>>25900751
Watch Lui's totsu instead.

Iroha cute

>shion/gura collab
They can't even understand each other....

>>25900397
... you do know that's not an actual cover right? It's just a clip from the dokomi concert

List Holos that should aggressively lick Kiara out

I just woke up and checked if kronii called in to sanners totsu and you all should apologize to the clock

>>25900754
Aren't girls the cutest when they're borderline retarded?

Koyori has been streaming for streaming for over 6 hours

Anyone have experience accidently exposing you watch vtubers to normies? I wanna die atm

>>25900397

>>25900751
Dana's merch, fan projects and MV were top tier. Call ins were half cute half cringe

>>25900736
I love it so much, been playing it on loop for a while now

>>25900772
iroha-san daishouri

>>25900777
The universal language of sex

>>25900668
Fair enough. As an autist, I lack those qualms, since it puts me at her level.
>>25900696
She went on a two-week break after her cover release. Traveling to see family, with the intention of visiting Kiara with Mori in the second week. Got sick after the first week and couldn’t travel.

>>25900802
I appreciate her so much

>>25900780
How curious of all the songs she decided to put that one as a clip on the same convention with IRyS.

>>25900806
>normies
You deserve it

ANYA WANTS HOT MALE COCK TO STIR UP HER LITTLE CUNNY

>>25900806
You should just stop giving a fuck like I do

>>25900809
Killing myself. Sana*

>>25900661
Even by hololive standards 100k in a day is fine...

>>25900777
They communicate by cunny smell alone. Words are not needed.

>>25900686
>>25900706
The prettiest! The sexiest!

>>25900829
people who don't know what vtubers are**

>>25900703
Anon...

>>25900802
I hope Polka has Koyori on PolDen some day.

>>25900806
I have exposed my powerlevels to almost all of my colleagues, they still like me

>5つの告知&お知らせとは
>5 announcements
Huh, obviously merchs and OG song and 3D.
What else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSVLLuRhDrg

>>25900848
Yes.

Good night, friends. Please continue to enjoy Mel's WW stream for me!
Also STREAM 【HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!】 Half Anniversary Celebrations & Live Drawing!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wAJuc_YaQ

>>25900877
New outfit
Graduation

>>25900806
I've talked about cum jars to my coworkers and not much changed afterwards anon.
I guarantee they don't care that much.

>>25900881
I want to touch Moom's legs.

>>25900868
were the colleagues girls that opened the hololy app

>>25900877
3D
OG song
Cover song
Graduation
Marriage

>>25900882
>116k after a day
What the fuck happened to stable octopus destination's VOD views. Also what the fuck had been going on with VOD numbers the last couple weeks?

>>25900806
Eh, sure. My coworkers didn't care.
Most of them are already watching some sorts of streamers. I just told them these are people who are too shy for the camera.
Easy.

>>25899782
Heh I saw these in the IRyS thread.

I fapped to Ina, but it didnt help

>>25900877
She's officially adopting La+

>>25900786
Sora
Roboco
Miko
Suisei
AZKi
Mel
Fubuki
Matsuri
Haachama
Aki
Aqua
Shion
Ayame
Choco
Subaru
Mio
Okayu
Korone
Pekora
Flare
Noel
Marine
Kanata
Watame
Towa
Luna
Lamy
Nene
Botan
Polka
Laplus
Lui
Koyori
Chloe
Iroha
Risu
Moona
Iofi
Ollie
Anya
Reine
Zeta
Kaela
Kobo
Mori
Ina
Gura
Ame
IRyS
Sana
Fauna
Kronii
Mumei
Bae

>>25900668
>pic
Something about this picture makes me hate it. Great booba though.

>>25900929
>Risu
I support this

>>25900905
Rainbow dash cum jars or just regular old cum jars? Those are completely different things.

>>25900806
Just stop giving a fuck
A sibling saw me watch Pekora once and we never talked about it
I bought multiple SANA patches and I can't wait to have them sewn on my favorite backpack and hoodie as soon as they arrive

>>25900919
Not so stable when an entire region can't access your content

>>25900919
Just stop caring about numbers anon. You will be much happier

I love Gura!

>>25900809
cringe how?

>>25900947
Takos are all from Laos/Cambodia/Thailand/Vietnam?

>watame sent a message to Sana
NOBODY FUCKING TOLD ME???

>>25900929
>no Kiara
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>25900802

>>25900909
As do I.

for my fellow americans, right now the yen is absolute dogshit, buying merch with USD has never been cheaper in hololives history

>>25900777
They communicate with the language of cunny

I'm catching up on VODs, Mooms sounded very weird today.

I cannot sexualize Fauna at all, she's way too sweet of a girl

>>25900956
this is different since she has a 150k views sponsorship goal

>>25900612
you count kanata as a loli? she's just flat and short, like ina.

>>25900991
Moom feet?

>>25900933
Is it possibly a reaction to the skin color of the hands?

>>25900806
I got shitfaced once and got into an argument with my sister about how she should apply for EN2

>>25900956
I don't particularly care, they've just been noticeably all over the place for a few weeks now. This 150k thing just highlighted it again for me.

>>25900806
I showed Off With Their Heads to my friends without telling them what vtubers were. Afterwards the room got real quiet and awkward before someone changed the topic. Never making that mistake again...

>>25900960
Talking about poop, also in an effort to get chat to stop saying nut, she said
>"chat, stop saying the n-word"

>>25901028
Did you fuck afterwards?

Wow the lore in Sana's song makes me wanna tear up. All alone in space for eons and she finally found some friends.

>>25900993
>yen is dogshit
>but my currency is dogshit too

>>25901024
With Gura as a bonus.

Shion and gura had more 1 on 1 collabs than rainforest and iname this year and they don't even speak the same language. Let that sink in

>>25900991
Perfect Pillowy Moomthighs...

>>25900879
Man, I wish one day Ame can do a Stupid Cryptids video watchalong someday.

>>25901044
Imagine having a weak currency

>>25901026
Nah that's my skin color so that can't be it.

>>25901043
Shes not alone anymore :)

>>25900993
Now I can buy 3 gura dino plushies when they come out.

Enter a zombie friend

Mel's getting raped again...

>>25900999
I can

>>25901046

>>25900977
Has her hands full, so to speak.

>>25901075
Mel's expression always gives me "lost puppy" vibes

>>25899942
nah, got revoked permanently for the absolute caucasity that is her mother

Mel is kinda... you know, she's a little uhhh...
huggable

>>25900718
T-teamate no...

mel gamer sweat

>>25900999
I can
https://files.catbox.moe/bsed5w.png

>>25901043
I actually cried while listening during the premiere, it hits even harder if you're a sanallite who's been there since day 1
Can't even remember the last time I cried over anything
I really love her...

>>25901118
LUNA DON'T LOOK

>>25900993
>Google
Holy shit 1:165. My God. If I were not currently broke then I'd do it.

>>25901115
This is true!
t. Mel's old manager

EUbros we fucking win

Why's the thread so comfy right now?

>>25900993
>buying merch with USD has never been cheaper in hololives history
I bought 4 penlights the other day just because I could. They were so cheap(relatively)
I bought 2 PolDen sets and a few of those new acrylic stands back in May...
Iroha and Lui's birthdays are coming soon... bros send help.

The mini boss theme is great as always

>>25901127
Who was your previous oshi, if I may ask?

I'm surprised how literally everyone in EN called or sent a video to Lui, even Gura (what the fuck?)
I guess she sent the invites like a month ago

>>25901110
She looks like Serval

Fun fact: peeling sunburnt skin off your face sounds like you're peeling tape

>>25901150
Didn't really have one, been watching hololive since gen 3 but I used to be a niji watcher
Pekora or Kiara comes close, but Sana's just something else for me
She inspired me to get off my ass and pick up a creative hobby

Astrogirl is great and all but how will she sing it during holofes 2023, I can imagine bae, mumei, and kronii performing theirs real well

>>25900979
Nice aggression

>>25901110
>>25901163
Forgot image

>only plays Insaniquarium for an hour
>only plays Vampire Survivors once
What the fuck is Anya's problem?

Astel is just like chumbuds...

>>25900653
And pretty...

>>25900999
Fauna wants to be bred like an animal

>>25901185
>Councilrys having 3D by fes

>>25900653
yeah!

>>25900866
I really should watch some of these

>>25901068
Let's just make sure

>>25901193

>>25901196
She finished Vsmpire Survivor off stream

>>25901200
Image...

>>25901200
You couldn't find a prettier girl.

>>25900826
It's her favorite song from her favorite anime.

>>25901185
By playing a recording like literally every holofes song

Whenever I look back at this I wonder if we hate him a little too much

>>25901196
Her problem is that her feet aren't all over my face right now.

>>25900919
VOD views have been getting fucked a lot lately. More so than usual.

Mori cares about HoloJP!!!

>>25901222
Cute!

damn
they're really hitting those horses putting their back into it and everything

>>25900777
Enjoy more poopoo peepee talk.

>>25901257
>Omega had something big planned for IRyS' full name reveal
>Some twitter bot tracking trademark registrations in Japan spoiled the surprise and pissed Omega off
>He quits as Project Hope producer
Rate my narrative

I want to give Mel a titty twister