/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wuca wuca!

Sonny LOVE!

Hoeru brothers LOVE!

Who's the designated loli EN nijis?

Alban love!!

>>25804903
i need sleep i forgot my image

>>25804344
i trust millie on her quest to sexually harras all of luxiem

i love catboy

Mysta love!

>>25804932
Millie could have been if they got a native girl with an overly cutesy voice for that design.

>25804829
tell me more... how do I get a male bfhusbandwife

>>25804957
Go sleep wuca wuca anon... i will too so good night! Just imagine a cute sleeping sonny chibi attached to this post

>>25804966
Based! First Nina now Millie! Sexually harassing Luxiem and treating them like the playthings they are! I kneel!

Fuuchan LOVE! my wife CUTE

Kittycat love!!
I feel weirdly nervous but excited for his karaoke. He‘s been saying he‘s not good at live singing so much now that I really don‘t know what to expect. I am sure he will be cute though!

>>25805005
i should, good night!

violisko

>>25804933
>>25804982
...

>>25805014
I'd rather have Millie harrassing them compared to Nina

Sonny and Yugo are cute. They're like real bros ;-;
https://twitter.com/KA32672357/status/1534949639996456960

>no Petra
>no Alban
>no Rosemi
What the hell do I do!

Would you kill a woman if you were sure you wouldn't get caught? I would because I hate women

>>25805040
has Alban ever sung on his streams? Even just like snippets?

>>25805014
a short witch harassing the boys.. i love it

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>25805040
It's going to be archived right? Do we know what songs he plans on singing?

>>25805089
Who is Alban? Do you mean uh... al... Albert? Alphonse?

I think us boys should get a separate thread, there's too many girls here..

I'm so hungry but I'm to lazy to chew. My stomach keeps growling but my mouth feel so full

Wagie hours soon but I still can't sleep because of their recent collab

>>25805107
Kill? No way. Rape, sure, but only if they're in the 10-15 age range. Grown women are disgusting.

>>25805127
It will be archived
>>25805115
A tiny bit in Proseka

>>25804986
I dunno, he sort of found me at work one day and I wasn't even looking for a bf. I told him I'm not interested in a relationship and even told him how much I'm in love with a certain 400 year old demon. He still wants to be with me anyway and tells me he loves me every single day. I told him my possible salary when I graduate from school and he enthusiastically said he's fine being a househusband. So uhhh.....just see where the wind takes you and see how the men around you react to you saying you want someone to cook and clean for you while you make the money in the house. You'll likely find someone since men are starting to appreciate women taking on the difficult jobs in society now.

>>25805137
Albuquerque

>>25805138
Hi /LOE/ schizo how are you.

>>25805125
Pomu a cute, looking forward to hand sim later

>>25804978
>>25804987
Mysta love! He and Shu were very cute this morning!

>>25805169
Autism...

>>25805107
In a sexual context, absolutely. I sometimes fantasize about shooting my load onto a girl’s half exposed ribcage, one breasts sliced off to the side as the still connected one jiggles gently.

>>25805138
Don't women get a thread for Niji males? Why don't they use it?

>>25805115
He does quietly sing along to his BGMS quite a lot in his streams and there he sounds like he‘s on pitch at least. That‘s all we‘ve really heard apart from SITA

>>25805127
Yes it‘ll be archived, so i‘m guessing japanese songs? I just remember him saying he doesn‘t want to spoil the setlist but I still need to catch up on a few streams fully so I might have missed something

>>25805231
I don't know, it was literally made for yaoi and gachikoi posting

I love my daughterwife!

>>25805200
I think that’s one of our autist Kindreds!

Is roha okay?

>>25805195
Cute!!!!! T 0 T

>>25805107
I wouldn't kill one intentionally but I have a lot of pent up violent and sadistic fantasies I need to vent out on an unsuspecting femanon. Preferably a fellow rosebud but as female rosebuds do not exist I will settle for a cute ryugal or pomudachi.

>>25805169
My salary is not enough to support another person. I will never get myself a Shu bfhusbandwife...

what are you watching right now anon?

>>25805115
There's this snippet
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1527774502167498755

>>25805290
Summer games fest

>>25805231
We should make a niji females thread so we can get away from those icky girls.

>>25805290
Summer games fest

>>25805290
Roha, because unlike the rest of famillie, I'm not a filthy traitor

>>25805316
is any niji doing a watch along of this?

>>25805169
I... I doubt I'd find a male bfhusbandwife for myself but I hope you spend a lovely lifetime with yours!

Friendly reminder if you call an anon your ideal type you have to date them if they're still alone in a years time.
Curing loneliness one couple at a time.

>>25805195
LOVE

>>25805290
The thread.

>>25805269
I don't have autism! Or at least I wasn't diagnosed with it! I do have OCD though....

>>25805285
Don't give up! Maybe start a small business? Just buy cheap shit from Aliexpress or design your own product using Alibaba, easy 6 figures lol

>>25805345
no

>>25805195
cute brotherly LOVE!!

>>25805340
but I'm about to go to sleep ;-;

>>25805169
What do/will you do for a living?

>>25805290
fuuchan being cute

>>25805313
songbird? there's no way he'd sing that right... I kinda want to hear more though

>>25805345
Nanami is doing a watchalong right now, but she's VirtuaReal so not technically a Niji.

you guys are kinda weird, murder and rape is bad irl

>>25805195
I love them so much!

>>25805390
>Just buy cheap shit from Aliexpress or design your own product using Alibaba, easy 6 figures lol
How does that work? Do you live in asia because idk how that works in NA.

>>25805368
I‘m okay with that… I have my eye on one…

>>25805410
pray for millie before sleeping...

>>25805290
watching hakase playing minecraft

>>25805368
>I’ll still be alone even after a year’s time

>>25805452
Aloupeep trying to be sane is creepy eventhough it is a shitpost

How long is Nina out for? feels like it's been a full month

Traitorous Pom did not visit Ayamy's birthday. Divorce incoming.

>>25805513
forever I hope

>>25805452

>>25805452
Good thing we're just talking about fantasies.

>>25805513
Hope she doesn't come back

mahiro channel is still gone i want to watch his hitori kakurenbo stream...

>>25805545
oh god oh fuck not again why does this always happen

>>25805513
Dead dying channel

I just really want to watch Enna and Millie have sex

>>25805579

I miss Rosemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpqR4Vcm6do

>>25805578
Mashiro not Mahiro

>>25805347
Keep it in your thoughts and it will happen, I believe in you. And thank you! I'm trying to take it a little slow with him because I think we got into a relationship too fast, but it seems good so far.

>>25805411
Something involving data science. I like working with SQL the most but I'm warming up to Python. I'll see when it comes closer to my graduation date. It's very difficult but I'm using Milord as motivation (i.e, the healthy type of parasocial that he was talking about not too long ago heheh).

>>25805452
Lately I've been wondering if I've walked into some cursed timeline.
>Aloucreep enouraging anon
>Aloucreep being wholesome
>Aloucreep keeping the moral high ground
Fucking weird shit. Enna come back already.

>>25805595
Idk man. After Millie's sharing I can only imagine it' Enna spanking her and letting her feel safe when dom'd.

>>25805513
She got tested positive the 2-3 june, she said she could leave if she was tested negative or after 12 days after being tested positive.
So she will probably be back home next week.

Stop talking about normie shit ree

>>25805598

>>25805169
I wanted to be a househusband but after I finished college I learned women don't really wanna date a man who doesn't outearn them. Even women who make good money would rather date their boss than date someone who is good at cooking or likes kids. Easier to be a self-sufficient wagie and just cook fancy meals as a hobby for myself than try to fight against social norms at my own expense.

Of course, there's always the outlier women like you, but sacrificing your work history for a relationship is suicidal for men when it's not the norm. No one will hire you with a multi-year gap in your resume if you just say you were a homemaker.

>>25805630
I really want to watch that.

>>25805647

>>25805632
can she still stream in Australia if she's not too sick?

>>25805607
I hope you have a happy love life Kindredsis, lord knows how many anons here are deeply touch-starved for love.

Obsydia outfits when?

>>25805654
>No one will hire you with a multi-year gap in your resume if you just say you were a homemaker.
same goes for women, gender has nothing to do with it

NINA LOVE

>>25805458
I'm in NA and I like this guy's videos because it skips the annoying IT'S YA BOOIIIII WELCOME BACK TO THE VIDEO MAKE SURE YOU LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE and just gets straight to the point of everything: https://youtu.be/GSUKtf7lp0E

>>25805676
she got no computer i think.

>>25805595
This, but only when it's rape.

>>25805676
She doesn't have her pc.

>>25805680
Anniversary maybe. When is the anniversary again?

>>25805607
Seems like it's common for kindreds to make alot of money

I miss alban..

>>25805763
Middle of July.

Imaishi's gonna direct the new Cyberpunk anime, with designs by Yoh Yoshinari

>>25805794
I miss Alberto as well...

>>25805794
me too but at least he has that jp valo collab later

>>25805779
Seems like it's a pattern of kindreds wanting to encourage and feed this untapped market because we realize there's almost no other catering like this out there. Also I'm not chinese I swear, thought you should know that ahahahaaaa......

>>25805823
That seems based but did someone say that on a stream or did you just forget where you are

>>25805794
allenbros...

I wonder how many people have dreamed of Vox?

>>25805794
me too…

>>25805779
I want a Kindred to buy me…

>>25805822
That reminds me that they debuted around Koushien time. I hope more of the EN characters get used more this year

>>25805877
I‘ve only dreamed of Shu for some reason, it just keeps happening. He‘s not even my Oshi…

>>25805874
Shu sex

>>25805779
Yeah, a lot of SC he gets are about kindreds getting high profile jobs and colleges.

>>25805874
Yes, Shu said it

>>25805911
That’s rather interesting. I think I remember another anon dreaming about someone that was not their oshi as well. I wonder what causes this? Dreams are weird

>>25805877
At least in these threads, a good chunk of people dream about him, even if they don't watch him.

>>25805911
Me with rosemi. It’s weird man

>>25805704
are you retarded? every woman over the age of 40 has a gap in their resume from raising kids.

>>25805985
Yes I remember some people saying they dreamt of Vox when he isn‘t their oshi either. As for Shu I dont know. I do watch him sometime and think he‘s cute. It seems my brain is trying its best to process him kek

At what age do you call anon a hag?

>>25806031
And what jobs are they working?

>>25805839
do we know who is streaming their pov for that?

Fuuchan sex
Post fuuchan being sex

>>25805714
Interesting, thanks for the link.
I've sold stuffs on ebay before but it's very discouraging in leaf land because our shipping rate is ridiculous compares to the US.

>>25805779
I work at a law firm yeah…

>>25806075
what jobs do you think they're working exactly? what point are you trying to make here, that women are being forced into specific professions?

>>25806092
Mya has her POV up already

>>25806092
Sonny said he should be

>>25806031
Tell me you've never left your mom's basement, without telling me you've never left your mom's basement.

Elira love! post

>>25806164
Most female poster itt

>>25806174
>>25806200
sweet thank you

>>25805654
>No one will hire you with a multi-year gap in your resume if you just say you were a homemaker.
thats retarded, I took a multi-year gap to do nothing but be a NEET and still got rehired by my local union after like a 6 year gap

>>25806031
Maternity leave is only a few months in burgerland. Next to no women abandon their job to raise kids for years.

>>25806280
most sane male poster itt

I LOVE POMU!!!! I WANT TO MARRY THIS CUTE FAIRY!!!

FINANA DON'T LOOK THE SUMMER GAME FEST

playing love plus...

>>25806384
Nice

warosu is so shit, the search function hasn't been working for the past few days

>>25805704
You living in the 70s grandpa?

>>25806120

>>25806441
use alice

Personally, i've given up on women and dating. Too many people "settle" and then are unhappy and I refuse to do that. I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life then be stuck in a horrific marriage that ends up ruining me more than staying in it.
Honestly, marrying and divorcing genuinely ruins you more than having a kid at an early age, because it's a mark of shame that you genuinely fell for someone who actually wasnt in love with you and you're retarded and went through a whole ass process twice to figure that one out.

My parasocial needy demon
https://twitter.com/vox_akuma/status/1534975458391080965

>>25806384
Hey I remember that girl from all the ntr hentais I read.

>>25806294
it didn't used to be that way, up to like the 80's it was normal for women to quit their job when they had a kid and only come back to the workforce when the kid was old enough to be in school. because of this many companies specifically targeted hiring housewives because they didn't require any formal training or previous work history. things like phone operators, receptionists, secretaries, teachers, sales reps, etc ended up being women's jobs because it was an entrypoint into the workforce for women who never went to college or developed a skill.

>still not timestamps for Millie's recent stream
>FaMillie... I thought you loved your oshi...

>>25805654
Bs. Had 5 year gap taking care of my sick parent right out of University and still got a job after.

>>25806508
Our stupid demon lord...

>>25806477
>>25806489
I prefer warosu's interface, it's just a personal preference. But yea I have to resort to alice.

>>25806499
>Honestly, marrying and divorcing genuinely ruins you more than having a kid at an early age
They're both horrible and both embarrassing. Noone will ever respect either anon.

>>25806550
He needs a mating press and be filled with love…

>>25806499
No one cares

>>25806499
>it's a mark of shame that you genuinely fell for someone who actually wasnt in love with you
H-Haha imagine doing that, what kind of dumbass would actually let that happen? Haha…

Birds of time, can you take me home?

>>25806538
Who the fuck will unironically have Millie as their oshi now? She screwed herself over badly by revealing the rape shit.

>>25805654
Not exactly the same as a multi-year gap but I got into a good med school after a year of being a NEET. Anything is possible

>>25806565
I'd rather marry someone with a kid, because at least I know they may have made a horrific mistake but it's not like a mistake they might have made willingly.
Plus a kid is a lot of responsibility and it shows that person is decently mature. (but theres outliers in every race, like white trailer trash)

>>25806538
Very few of ENs have deducated timestampers. Pomu and Ewiwa have very dedicated ones from discords who even punch in fir one another if someone can't do it. Same with Selen. Finana iften doesn't so it is very hard to watch her long streams sometimes.

>It's an anons let out all their incel rage for not having a great job/wife/home already episode
How do you guys seethe like this for an hour then go watch girls have wholesome fun? Is this why Rosemi has so many bitter haters?

Uh, Alban Love?

>>25806598
The same orbiters who reply to every tweet and comment on every stream of hers and the people who didn't hear about the "rape"

>>25806538
the usual timestamper hasn't commented yet, just wait for a while or go to her fanserver, there's timestamps they just don't comment it sometimes

>>25806635
Finanans server only has one timestampper. I've tried before but I don't feel like I'm a fast enough typer or that the things I time stamp are worth keeping

>>25806648
>incel
luxiem/noctixshart detected

>>25806664
I love Alban and Takaradachis!

>>25806499
>Have to actively look for someone
>Have to filters to all these people to find someone you like
>Not only that they also have to like you back
>All of this while putting work to remain good enough for dating
Being lonely sucks but the alternative is not better. I already accepted leaving all of that for people who are more socially competent and patient than me.

pomu anal

>>25806499
>Too many people "settle" and then are unhappy and I refuse to do that.
I'm the opposite, I can't stand people who think relationships have to be perfect when it's supposed to be a compromise where you adjust to your partner's needs to make both of you happy. Too many people these days think relationships are just about getting what they want and not considering their partner's feelings and it's made dating impossible. Having a single insignificant difference makes people immediately nope out of the relationship and assume their partner is being unreasonable. Hell, people aren't even willing to change themselves on a very minor level for the sake of making things work, it's easier to live in their own bubble where everyone else is wrong and the world revolves around their own narcissism.

Niji EN loli when?? Holo has Gura and she's by far the most popular streamer even though the west is scared of lolis supposedly.

>>25806576
Only 3 more days, milord... you can make it...

I've been eating spicy pickled eggs all day today. They're so good. It's a good day. Watching my oshis, eating pickled eggs. It's a good life

>>25806707
most sane anon

>>25806598
Plenty of men like healing broken girls.
Just find guys who like playing nakige.

>>25806707
holy based

>>25806484
ToT i want to make fuuchan cry

Enna is SICK
https://twitter.com/ennaalouette/status/1534979480053334019

>>25806696
Cute oshi and cute anon

>>25806664
love and sex!!

>dragon
>can't breathe fire

>>25806384
thats so nostalgic Its been 9 years since i play that game dont know how the girls reaction would be if i played it again

>>25806664
Alban love!!!

>>25806772
Coof caught her...

>>25806772
my oshi is going to die LET'S GOOOOOO

>>25806707
I agree anon, the best relationships i've ever been in were more "friends with benefits", you know why? Because relationships are super gay and if you can't tell your partner exactly what they did that pissed you off, or vice versa then it's NEVER going to work.

I've seen relationships with friends where it's so fucking awkward, because everything that happens one side gets pissed off and refuses to talk to the otherside or one side refuses to listen.
There won't be perfect compromises to everything, but you can at least be aware of how that person feels about that.

>>25806707
>when it's supposed to be a compromise where you adjust to your partner's needs to make both of you happy
Finding someone else that also has that mindset is a perfect relationship in a way. It's not easy finding people who emotionally mature.

>>25806722
I can’t wait to hear his desperation for his Kindreds love!

>>25806384
What this game about?

>>25806729
Mayak eggs?

>>25806598
Nice bait. But I'm loving my oshi even more.
Here's my (You).
-t Famillie.

>>25806707
Househusband anon here, I....I kind of needed to hear that. I don't care about being in a relationship but I think I need him more than I realize. Thank you for saying this.

>>25806808
The people who have matured enough to realize that's what they want out of a relationship usually give up on relationships entirely because it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

>>25806816
I won't be to mean to him, since I'm starting to miss him too...

>>25806508
He's so, I miss him too... he better have a lot of stories after his break

>>25806869
>that's what they want out of a relationship usually give up on relationships entirely because it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.
anon stop describing me holy fuck please.
I was a Tinder normie who got /fit/ because nobody on tinder will talk to you if you dont have a 6 pack.

Only to realize that, that was insanely retarded and I get more value staring at the huge assed latinas doing squats at the gym then I do spending hours a day on Tinder hoping to find someone who isn't a whore.

>>25806853
Based cuckbro. I bet Millie fantasies about her "rape" on a daily basis.

>>25806707
Basef Based Based

>>25806850
I never knew that was the word for them but yeah! How did you know?

>>25806816
Dammit I still have VODs I need to catch up on!!!! I miss him too but I want to catch up on a few more of his videos

>>25806867
I like that vtubers offer an outlet for those more self-centered fantasies so we don't have to inconvenience other people or be inconvenienced by them. It's fine to realize you prefer living in your own head as long as you aren't hurting anyone else!

>>25806780
Her sister is hotter

>Prostitute for sex
>Watch my lovely oshi, talk to my friends or play with my dog for other needs
I don't need any other relationships

How do I become a househusband/boyfriend?
I've given up trying to find a job since interviews and people in general are too scary. I've also never had a job, despite graduating several years ago, so no one will ever want to hire me.

>>25806677
The trick is to anticipate the stamp during the live streaming, make a stamp after almost every sentence or tangent. If you know your oshi it's easier to predict. Delete it if it was not nothing. If you stamped too late, mark it for adjustment after the stream. If you are tech-savy, also record the live stream so you don't have to wait for delays while Youtube processes the video.

>>25806977
Pentomo...

JWU how was Shusta collab?

>>25806953
Better hit that 2x speed option, sis. Which vods do you have left?

You guys don’t try to make intimate friends with a person who you can feel comfortable being vulnerable to before dating them..?

I'm planning to commission this cute chinese woman to crush cooked black chickens with her feet as the instrumental of Birds of Time is playing in the background. Here's an example of her feet videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJFqP_THFx8&ab_channel=LegHurts

She also did an excellent one with her dog licking peanut butter off her feet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufZc8T-RdCQ&ab_channel=LegHurts

So my commission is her wearing white tights like Enna, yet the foot area will be ripped a bit to expose some of her bare feet, this itself will simulate like it's Enna crushing the chickens. In the middle of the video, I also want her to rip the tights, so her bare soles are exposed while continuing to crush with slight moans.

Her commission price is 255, https://ko-fi.com/leghurts/tiers#buyCommissionModal yet I know the extra stuff will cost, so I'm willing to pay up to 800 for this. That's rather cheap in my opinion.

The problem? She's very....eccentric and currently inactive, I could wait until she comes back, yet should I risk it?

>>25806977
are you cute and if so where can i pay for your services

>>25806685
The trick is to anticipate the stamp during the live streaming, make a stamp after almost every sentence or tangent. If you know your oshi it's easier to predict. Delete it if it was not nothing. If you stamped too late, mark it for adjustment after the stream. If you are tech-savy, also record the live stream so you don't have to wait for delays while Youtube processes the video.

>>25806977
are you a cute man and will you crossdress as rosemi while having sex with me

>>25806994
I do but I feel like that‘s the minority /here/

>>25806598
>revealing the rape shit

Please explain and when did this happen? I'm lost

>>25806930
I sometimes watch cooking videos. Have been wanting to make them for a while

>>25806780
>He doesn't know

>Millie is used goods
>Enna is out there fucking every guy in Europe
>Nina got aids during her sex escapade
>Reimu is gonna be fucking her boyfriend to forget about her dog
Ethyriabros?

>>25807002
ENNA LOVE!!! ALOUCREEPS HATE!!

>>25807035
They're so good. I throw in some onions with them and wait for a week before eating them but that week is killer

>>25806961
This describes my life... real people are too much hassle. 2D and 2.5D are easy, they will never know me

>>25807002
aloucreep...what the fuck bro that woman isn't cute at all

>>25806992
Hot Bareback gay sex

>>25807002
i think i'm gonna agree with the aloucreep hate poster on this one

>>25806986
I’m sure you can get a job at McDonald’s or and cafe or restaurant

>>25806994
First you have to find a girl to be your friend, which can be decently hard depending on your hobbies, now you have to cultivate a strong friendship that easily can take years to reach a point where you can talk about your deepest vunerabilities, and then hope you're not going to get rejected.

>>25806986
Go to your local tech school graduation celebration. Or better yet go to an anime convention and find a cute girl with a filled up Ita bag, means they have lots of money to spend on their favorite boy. Avoid the Enstarries though, they're all retarded.

>>25806994
>You guys don’t try to make intimate friends with a person
I've done it 5 times and it's bitten me in the ass 5 times. NEVER date a goth/alternative girl who likes BMTH and has a weird obsession with Hello Kitty despite "not being like the other girls". They are unironic horrific narcissists who will turn everyone against you at the drop of a hat for no reason

>>25807002
Alloucreep I adore your passion for such degenerate tastes. Stick to your guns and get what you clearly want. Even if she's inactive she probably still opens kofi regularly out of habit. Maybe she's simply inactive since it's so rare to get a 255 comission.

>>25806992
They were super adorable and get along with each other super well. A must watch if you like them

>>25806992
Very wholesome and max brother energy

>>25806990
>>25807009
>>25807028
That's not what I meant... but I sold some of my nudes one time

Man this is the worst game conference in years and that's saying something. Pomu please save me from this nightmare

Jwu, was the Shu and mysta tierlist stream as good as nijidirectors and worth the watch?

>>25807116
this anon IS A FUCKING WHORE

>>25806729
Happy for you anon. Hopefully your butt survives this. Spicy eggs is like eating a girl out during her period when she also has diahrrea kind of combination

>>25807120
Only good part was cuphead.

>>25807116
oh, i understand now
will you sell nudes of you crossdressing as rosemi?

>>25807002
>Using Enna's original song to crush cooked chickens
...

>>25807116
You lying whore. Are your nudes cute at least?

>>25807034
Look at last thread. She talked about wearing a bra when she sleeps as coping since she got raped.

>>25806992
Just started the vod, but they're very cute! I love the Hoeru brothers together. Please collab more...

>>25806993
The rest of Dark Souls, the Security Breach one, and Christmas "ASMR". And some from other members I wanna catch up on. It's definitely a lot but I think I can make it since I don't have work tomorrow.

>>25807080
Too scary for me, I can't do a job that involves interacting with strangers regularly.
>>25807090
Maybe it could work. What are Enstarries though? Also how would I even approach a girl I don't know and start talking to her?

>>25807002
for 800 you could probably pay a kindred here to step on whatever the fuck you want, why settle for that ugly goblin?

>>25807097
>spoiler
That’s just women bruv. Monogamy isn’t the natural state of humanity, they’re genetically coded to seek out chad thundercocks just as much as those kinds of men are to cheating on them.

>>25807134
I've never given a girl oral before anon...PLEASE tell me what a relatively clean butthole smells like.

>>25807175
Ooh, early milord! Have fun with them, you can make it!

>>25807002
I would honest do it for you for cheaper but I don’t have a recording setup. Good luck with your finding aloucreep.

>>25807002
this is the ugliest asian woman i have ever seen, her feet aren't even nice either. what are you doing

>>25806780
Yeah she breathes blood from her second mouth

Incels stop /soc/posting challenge

>>25807206
Come on bro don't try to make me feel bad about that kind of stuff. Life's about spreading your genes so I'm not going to feel bad about doing my birthright and breeding girls that are keen. They're the ones cheating, keep your woman on a leash.

>Virgin
>The only reason I want to lose is to give head to a girl
Pomu please...

>>25807128
Wasn't amazing but if you like brothers who __ then watch it, the thread got anal about the choices

>>25807097
>Spoiler
I wish I met you before that happened to you because I could legit have told you to avoid those kinds of girls like the plague. Hell ANY type of girls that claim they're "not like other girls" are to be avoided at all possible costs. That's genuinely sad and I'm sorry to hear that anon. I hope you find happiness someday.

>>25806994
I try to but somehow I end up liking them too much to wanna date. All my relationships end up turning into a disaster so if I like someone I just keep my feelings a secret and try to remain friends.

>>25807264
Elira shit blood?

>>25807274
This used to be Enna's hours and we used to soc post because she used to talk about this kind of stuff all the time...

>>25806992
Tierlists were shit, they don't know jack about the others. Also Mysta viewers think Shoto is a Niji... They were cute.

>tlou remake
>looks worse than the original
Am I just not the target audience for videogames anymore or everyone also hates this shit?

>>25806823
dating sim with a whole different levels. virtual girlfriend, choose one of them (or more in new save) to date and you can choose a real time options so where they function with the same time as you. like you will go with her to school at morning hours, planning to go for a date, etc and you can have an event like new years, christmas day, birthday, etc. i don't think we would get any kino dating sim like this

>For $800 you could pay a latina with a fat ass to sit on your face and suck your dick
>Aloupeeps prefer giving that money to an ugly chinese woman to kill things with her feet

>>25806522
That's not Mana or Rinko

>>25807318
Weak Aloucreep, I will devour your soul.

>>25807097
I thought everyone knew not to date "alt" girls after high school because of this. They're all just attention whores and narcissists and half of them have some deep-seated sexual trauma from their childhood that makes every remotely intimate moment in your relationship awkward and miserable.

>>25807300
Is it because you are prone to self-sabotage..? If so you should probably work on yourself more so that you’re stable enough for a more intimate relationship.

>>25807291
yeah I just saw a bit of it and well you can tell mysta for sure doesn’t watch streams or knew nijisanji before he came in, I guess it was the time he was all over Mika

i don't necessarily expect alban's karaoke to be good but regardless i'm so fucking excited for it i might throw up. kittycat LOVE

>>25807194
I just need a chinese woman with cute feet for this job, I will gladly pay her for it.

>>25807251
I could help pay for your recording setup, I'll need pics of your feet though to see if they're right for this.

>>25807258
I like natural chinese women, I'm not big on makeup, it's just the condition of their feet

>>25807372
For $800 you could get that Latina to do more than that. Especially if you’re in their home country. Burger ones are more expensive due to cost of living, but even then that should be good for 2 rounds/ a couple of hours of bought affection

>>25807346
>soulless Triple AAA titles
>shitty remakes
>games with a lot of libshit bullshit
Yeah, you are not alone... some indie games and the classics still makes me game

>>25807372
800 for that service only. You're overpaying dude.

>>25807372
>anons bragging they get to overpay to not have sex and just lick nonwhites.

>>25807372
Shit, for 400 dollars, you could get a latina to buttcrush puppies

>>25807437
If you throw up, can you do it on me?

I dated a cute hairy tomboy once who was everything I wanted in a girl.
she got hit by a car on her daily 10 mile bike trip and got killed. The driver was drunk

All these posts about summer games fest make me glad the guile trailer was first so I could just close the tab afterwards

>>25807493
why are you saying that with an image of a black woman attached

>>25807415
>thread watcher

Speaking of cute chinese girls, I found this one who fixes generators and shit on youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaTjC9ZLcOg

>>25807188
Enstarries are fans of Ensemble Stars, or Enstars for short. The Japanese fans are fine but the EOP fans are all underage retards. Don't go near them they are all psychotic. And just strike up a conversation with someone you see that has something in common with you. So if you see someone with a Star Wars shirt on, ask her which one is her favorite movie. If you see someone with NijiEN merch, ask them if they've seen the stream where [streamer did thing]. If they're not feeling the conversation, politely end it by saying you've gotta get going. If they're enthusiastic talking with you, keep it going and ask for their social media (or better yet give them yours. Not your number though because it'll come off differently). It's trial and error but do whatever feels right and let fate guide your way.

someone please stream… save us from whatever is going on in itt right now

>>25807518
the last good E3 was 2015 unironically.
A shit ton of good games, an amazing amount of corniness, good announcements from the big companies and lots of hype.

Every E3 after has been boring and nobody has had anything to show.

>>25807550
That’s a slim man with long hair and make up

>>25807591
god i hope so

>>25807517
Pomudachi…

did milord just retweet hua cheng art

Ryushen sex?

>>25807437
i don't expect it to be good either but regardless i'm still really excited for it. i hope he's having fun and not trying to hard on it

>>25807591
PLEASE DEAR GOD

Thank fucking god I'm playing 13 Sentinels while this shitshow is happening, fucking last of us shilling

>>25807188
There is a 1 in 50 chance an enstarrie you meet will not be batshit insane and want to kill you for even suggesting loli might be okay. The 1 that isn't batshit will still be mentally ill.

>>25807517

Is summer games fest good bros? Any good announcements?
please dear god take me back to mid 2000's E3 where games were being made en masse and everyone was happy and hyped because "games as a service" didnt exist yet and devs realized they needed to make shit to make money instead of shilling shark cards

This dating talk is depressing as fuck, it's reminding me of that Pom stream.

>>25807448
I'd do it but I'm a white girl, does that matter? I got nice feet though

>>25807493
>t. coping wh*te w*man
Face it, you're inferior

>>25807583
I literally only watch these things if there's official confirmation on something I'm actually excited for and tune out everything else. I'd feel way worse wasting 90 minutes of my time watching garbage than being a few hours late to to the 2 minute surprise announcement

>>25807563
how many hours until the next stream

>>25807651
don't watch it. The best thing was cuphead.

>Pomu solo now and collab later again
Damn chill, what happened to 2 days off

>>25807517
Jesus Christ anon I would probably off myself from the pain alone.

>>25807651
These events are never good these days. There's always one game MAXIMUM you care about and you regret wasting your time as opposed to skimming through the announcements after the fact.

>>25807535
Stop fucking replying.

>>25807670
I apologize but yes, for this project, it must be a chinese woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwu4qIJsmn4

She's so cute bros

>>25807517
I can relate. There was this cute girl I had a crush on back in my robotics club. We knew each other for two years, hung out a bunch during competitions and outside of club. One day in between competitions she got hit by a drunk truck driver while she was on her motorcycle. Found out at her funeral that she liked me back.

>>25807616
ryushen sex is the only thing i need to live a fulfilling life

>>25807670
Are you in europe? Not Aloufeet poster but I'll buy used socks from you if so.

>>25807651
Nah it's been pretty bad, I'm not that cynical but everything, apart from one or two things, just looks so soulless and boring

>>25807616
Boy flat tits and nips are the best

>>25807711
>Never moves an inch for the ideal.
I love you anon.

>>25807717

>>25807517
not dated by my best friend girl who was a massive weeb sword enthusiast who was killed in a car crash too
It feels weird knowing the game we played together and talked about, closed a few months after her death

>>25807400
It's more like i'm just bad at being intimate and value some level of distance so being friends is easier.
for example some girls i've dealt with expect you to spend time with them 24/7 or be texting them all day long if you're dating and i just can't do that. at least if you're friends you can both live your own lives and just talk when you want to.
also I'm very much anti-social media and most women get really shitty about posting pictures of you online even if you ask them not to.

This whole time I thought people talking about "Summer Games Fest" was some big Niji JP event but you were talking about video games this whole time. I.....I should take a break from this thread....

>>25807711
if she just pretended to be a chinese woman and never showed her face how would you tell?

>>25807830
Oh you can tell

>>25807824
take me with you kindred...

A retarded kindred, what a surprise

I feel like it has been a long ass time since any game was exciting to me. Maybe I have to find some new hobbies.

>>25807794
I get anti-social after a while and cut myself away from people. Which is funny cause they constantly realize im the life of the party and are inviting me to shit 24/7.
I dont know how but I can befriend a rock, despite being awkward as fuck and anti social

>>25807824
My only confusion is why they changed the name from E3 to this

>>25807612
He liked it... he knows hua cheng?

>>25807908
E3 got cancelled.

>>25807619
i'm sure it'll be adorable!!! i also hope he doesn't beat himself up too much afterwards if it doesn't fit his standards... dumb oshi is too hard on himself

>>25807921
Maybe fulgur told him?

>>25804932
None, Kuma. So stop creeping on Enna.

>>25807908
The E3 is cancelled, Geoff did this thing last year and now is the substitute

Finana Yakuza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAIIwYRmmLk

>>25807098
Whoops, I didn't see this message, I'll give it a go then for just in case.

>>25807921
I got a notification, he unretweeted it immediately though

>>25807874
From Soft games, HOI4, Starcraft 1/2 and some games i bought thanks to Selen, is all i need

Uohh

>>25807874
Yeah its a shame, new shit rarely catches my interest, and old franchises I used to be invested in continue to deteriorate.
Triangle Strategy is the only recent biggish game I cared about, and I hope if they do another HD-2D sRPG they have a hook earlier into the story.
Other than that Furyu published JRPGs can be interesting, they tend to have some unique elements to them since they're by smaller devs who don't have to pander to what would be their established audience.
They're not the greatest and they're evidently very budget but at least they do something different, even if slight.

>>25807993
It's been really fun watching Finana play Yakuza, completely forgot she was playing today, thanks for reminding us anon

Won't someone please rape me! RAPE ME YOU PUSSIES!!

>>25807993
i wish this would save us from dead hours but nobody /here/ watches finana

I'm gonna watch Finana for the first time in seven months. Wish me luck.

>>25807921
maybe he thought it was fanart of him

>>25806994
That was what I thought all relationships were like, you met a cute girl and after years of being friends you confessed and then if all goes right you begin to date, when I learned that people actually started dating casually or actually used dating apps I understand that this shit isn't for me so I accepted that I just will die a kissless virgin that never had a single girlfriend. Now that I'm 29 it doesn't hurt anymore but sometimes I wonder how it feels having someone to cuddle with

>>25808063
We have pretty much identical tastes. I'm too scared to try SC2 multiplayer after all these years of not touching it though.

>>25807870
I got a bit sad that I missed most of it but then I remembered that nothing really that good came out in the past few years. Nothing that interests me at least since I'm into retro shmups and action platformers like Gunolt. I don't care much about mainstream games but I'm watching Maximilian_DOOD's stream because I find it cute when guys talk about things they like enthusiastically so I'll take you there.

So are their multiple aloucreeps or just one guy?

>>25804979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EsoOBSKwfI
what could've been...i'll never forgive noor for miscasting millie's model even though i love millie

>>25807977
>>25808056
Maybe he thought it was art of him because of the red and the black?...

https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1534989224575139840
Enna sounds like she smoked some Pomu leaf and is having some kind of transcendental experience.

>>25808082
Sorry pentomo, I’ve realized I’m a wizard because my type in women are lesbians.

>>25808112
cute... kinda embarrassing but cute

>>25808163
No, he's liked art of him before.

>>25808082
I’m going to gently cuddle you and whisper sweet nothings in your ear.

>>25808147
aloucreep is pretty much a default name in place of aloupeep at this point, but much of the aloucreep's reputation can be attributed to this guy who watches chinese women crush animals with his feet

>>25807874
I feel like most people my age have hit this wall due to wagie life that has burned out their passion for everything. All my old friends stopped playing games, stopped watching anime, stopped doing anything besides working and chasing women. It's really sad.
Feels like the only reason I managed to keep my passion for hobbies is because I'm a NEET.

Since Fuuchan mentioned Ergo Proxy recently I really feel like a whole era of anime which will never emerge again is gone. Forvsomeone who really likes Lain and Paranoia Agent I have been struggling to find something similar in anime for a long time.

>>25806977
>friends
I just watch vtubers, anime or come here if I'm feeling lonely

>>25808144
Based fellow shmup kindred. What have you been playing lately? I've been playing 13 Sentinels for now, but before I was playing the parodious collection on my Vita.

>>25807908
because people realized E3 was shit and its unneeded in the age of digital announcements.

poppi...

>>25808173
Must be looking at some city lit up considering its 10pm in Europe.

why does finana always screech

>>25808199
They do make god art of him... understandable milord

>>25808090
I WATCH FINANA GOD DAMNIT!!!!!! I WATCH HER EVERY DAY!!!!!!! MY BELOVED RETARDED FISH WIFE I AM WATCHING HER AT THIS VERY SECOND AND YOU SHOULD BE TOO! ACKNOWLEDGE HER!!! WATCH HER!!!! ADORE HER!!!! I PROMISE THE THREAD WOULD BE QUALITY AND GOOD AND GREAT IF ONLY EVERYBODY WATCHED MY FEESH I SWEAR SHE'S GREAT AND THE BEST AND i know she's not for everyone especially because of her game choices and she maybe seems kind of fake sometimes and people kind of don't like her for that but she is a very cute sperg who lives completely detached from reality most of the time and if you can ignore her discordfag groomers then her zatsus are the best and i really love her and anyone who watches her even the bad ones thank you please watch her

>>25808147
There's other aloucreeps, some are different than others

>>25808220
I'm not that aloucreep though, I'm just obsessed with chinese feet. I'm only cool with crushing on food not living animals.

NINISANI MOVIE NIGHTS ARE COMING VERY SOON!

>>25808226
I still love anime but I feel like I ran out of stuff to watch. I have 1000+ watched series at this point and feels like there's not much to do besides waiting for new seasons.

>>25808289
I will watch her but I kind of miss when she didn't slur her words to sound cuter.

>>25808289
Love you too ryugal

FUCKING BITCH!!
DESTROY!!!

HONLY FUCKING BASED I WAS WATCHING SALOME-SAMA VOD AND SUDDENLY THIS MF'ER APPEAR ON SCREEN BASED BASED BASED

>>25808311
I recently started watching older series after exhausting every show released in the last 15 years. Anime only has like 1 or 2 good shows per year anymore, there just aren't enough new shows.

>>25808311
Pomie… just be like your oshi and hyper focus on certain aspects for a show to make the cut.

>>25808173
She just finished fucking some random guy and is having post-orgasm relaxation.

>>25808407
>8
yeah, me

>>25808264
I haven't played anything but mobile games lately unfortunately because of studying, but the last thing I remember replaying was Gunvolt 2. I love cool action games like that. I'm saving up for a Switch so I can play more shmups like Raiden and Darius.

>hashtags spammed with bilibili
why is it always chinks

Cat Devil x Dog angel

>>25808289
Calm down, Chris

>>25808388
Sometimes I think about wanting to rewatch every anime I've watched in high school just to get the feelings I had back then, maybe I'll just cringe or maybe cry from nostalgia.... I'll never know since I'm a wagie who's always tired