/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

>>25801763
T u T

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>25801786
We know, Gura, we know.

I love my autistic shark wife. That is all.

For 4m she should do a Skyrim blacksmithing marathon stream

>>25801855
But the real question is, what AUdi model does she have.

>>25801763
So now we know she is autistic or so dumb she is practically autistic
God, I love her even more now

>>25802204
>now

>>25802204
This isn't even the first time she's admitted to being autistic

>>25801763

>>25802211
I mean, she always been a bit special, but I always been coping that “her kayfabe is dumb, not her”
But I was wrong, she is just beyond anything I expected

Gurass

>>25802304
anon I...

>>25802304
You might wanna get tested, you could be in the spectrum too.

>>25802376
>>25802331
Oh im not autistic, im just dumb as rocks

>>25802304
It was obvious since maneater

>>25802450
Please don't make me think about maneater I'll cry.

>>25802450
Again, I always though she were playing a character, in my mind only a smart person can behave as comically dumb as her

>schedule completely removed from OP
It's over, even the chumbies have given up on getting Gura streams

>>25802450
And a more recently
https://youtu.be/gSkomsykMI0&t=3h10m12s

>>25802653
You can pick random stream moments. It's like shooting Gura in a stream.

>>25802613
IRyS must be a genius too.

Anyone know the artist for pic related?

>>25802636
That's right, we will even call you an anti if you say that you want her to stream.

>>25802887
You don't want to see the rest of that image, trust me.

>>25802891
sounds like someone feefees were hurt

>Wants to communicate better
>Doesn't communicate better
>Wants to stream more
>Streams less
Is it too late?

>>25802887
It's booba Gura. You can probably find it yourself with this information.

>>25802774
I wouldn’t know, I only watch Gura
The logic for behaving dumb on purpose is that it lowers expectations and if they have a real brainfart it covered by the fact that its in character

>>25801763
a blowjob from Gura would be painful with these teeth

>>25802887
Here you go https://hentaiporns.net/cham22-gura/

>wants to do a handcam stream
>makes an excuse that she needs to install a door
>actual reason is she is afraid to show her stubby hands because people will think she is fat
>guess I'll just use tongs
Gura, it's a handcam stream, not a tongcam stream. See, it's this kind of shit that she has to stop lying about

>>25802976
It fuckin gis too late. The moment dropping schedules didn't result in backlash Gura was doomed
Without something forcing her to stream she has literally become EN ayame, complete with refusal to ever address why she's streaming less an dreturning for shill streams and collabs mostly

>>25803039
it's funny. you're thinking too much, stop that

>>25803039
I don't think the constant embarrassment she gets whenever she brainfarts is easy to simulate if you're just acting

>>25803088
And?

>>25803109
>I only threadread instead of watching her: the post

>>25803201
What do you mean "and"? Look at these fangs. They are made to murder and rip flesh out of the bone, not for intimacy

Sorry guys, we are busy celebrating sex day. She'll be back tomorrow.

>>25803236
Yes. And?

>>25803108
What the fuck

>>25803178
I mean, there is a point when she stoped trying and its just became her new normal
She might even tried to break away from the dumb shark idea but failed
Inironic brainrot, although if you call it bimbofication it sound hotter

I want 2021 Gura back

>>25803302
Same desu

>>25803236
It would be a bonding experience

>>25803088

>>25803302
I remember when the shitposters were pining for 2020 Gura. How time flies.

>>25803302
I knew I will lose interest one day
She streams too little now

>>25803236
I don't care

I trust Gura not to spiralize my zucchini

Worth it

>>25803236

>>25803257
weird that you're pretending to be me

Watching Gura go from being a fragile, shy, nervous wreck to a confident streamer has been just as bittersweet as watching a pure innocent little girl grow into an edgy teen.

If you have unfinished VODs you should watch it.
I once had an oshi graduated, and never touched the unfinished VODs

>>25803607
I'm not seeing the bitter here. Both are sexier than ever.

>>25803226
Wrong. I watch every stream. Please tell me how I'm wrong and your evidence

>>25803302
2022 has just begun anon its just a few bad months all will be well soon

>>25803607
The daughter experience

>>25803639
I once had an oshi graduate
I couldn't even bear to watch her graduation
Maybe someday I will find the courage

>>25803681
>9th of June
anon...

>>25803681
almost half of it has passed anon

>>25803709
Wait, what?

>>25803709
what?

>>25803707
My ex-oshi didn't even have graduation stream.

Holy shit its june

I love Gura so much that I do not notice the passage of time anymore. She's the best.

>>25803766
Fandeadbud...

Please, just give us a sign Gura, we just wanna see you...

1 hour of no twitter reps until I lose hope for the day...

>>25803781
Gura's birthday is in 11 days

What is Gura's best stream from this year so far?

>>25803607
>gura
>streamer
hahahahahaha

>>25803874
Feels good to share a BD month with gura. Junebuds where we at

>>25803894
>ranking streams
I don't do that. I've watched the Valentine one the most, so I guess that.

>>25803874
12 days before I kill myself then, looking forward to it

>>25803894
some good contenders, personally the banjolele stream was amazing

>>25803894
https://youtu.be/5eGGOmRxd7U

>>25803838
No, it was when Hololive was still small but Fubuki started to trend. The agency was smaller than Hololive and it was no doubt management's fault.

>>25803866
lmao. she has better things to do than pretend she likes her fans

>>25803972
Ah, i remember now.

>her birthday stream is actually gonna be her graduation stream
>all this time off she has been preparing to go out with a massive bang

>>25803874
Her actual birthday is in 9 days

>>25803894
post-holofes chat followed by spooky mansion

>>25804028
noooooooooo

>>25804028
don't joke like this

>>25804028
I'm ready, I'll drink the Kool-aid with her, HOOCHA!

>>25803954
Damn that was this year? It feels like so long ago

>>25804028
>Graduation
Yea, from middle school.

>>25804028
I fully believe that when her graduation is near, she or the other EN members will build Atlantis in Minecraft. Like everyone coming together to build this thing as a massive nostalgia trip to send her off

>>25804028
if that were the case, I'll go out with a massive bang too

>>25804140
That middle school? Me.

protip: if you kill yourself now you will never have to see Gura graduate

>>25804172
Oh a suicide pact? Sounds cool, want to have matching shirts or something?

>>25804210
you'll also miss Gura content though

>>25804028
That karaoke song she sang made me concernfag like never before. I might actually an hero if she announces her graduation

>>25804028
I don't think that is the case with her recording new songs and stuff but yes things can change but I think she would go off with a bigger bang then that as in finishing things in Minecraft with the others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZr6fMK7cro

>>25804266
Which one?

>>25804266
which one?

>>25804281
https://youtu.be/RPQ0qDlrhvY

>>25804276
>Buy birthday merch
>Suppose to arrive in 5 months
>Geekjack sucks so it arrives 12 months later
>Gura graduates before that
You will cry

>>25804282
>>25804311
Bang! by AJR

Chance of getting a bonus 3rd stream this week?

how many chumbie points do you have?

>>25804457
>said this after singing cups
stop reading so much into it

>>25804457
You could be right but it will be the fault of the shit posters the last few weeks that pulled what they did and would not leave her alone off stream, I'm going to miss her but I hope she does pop back up one day.

>>25804614
This has to be bait, there is no way you're that retarded that you believe what you just typed

>>25804552
Enough to lick Gura's big toe once. I'm going to cash them in on my birthday.

>>25804549
Non existent. I am coping with birthday prep cope + "Gura is an autist who's really putting in a lot of effort in WWE customization"

>>25804614
This is far from the first time someone digs too deep into her personal life. Worse stuff happened early on.

>>25804345
Nope because she will ether pop backup some place on youtube or twitch or if we are lucky start singing or showing up in movies one day she is really talented, plus the girl is the reason I am launching my Youtube channel soon so she has help so many people out and make a big impact.

>>25804665
But "Gura" will never appear again

>>25804738
Who cares? We love Gura not Gura.

>>25804657
Just the same stuff that is going on now, nothing worse then what has gone on now, she just removed everything online and start a new like always, she is a runner and flight risk its all she knows.

>>25804844
Take your meds and learn English, pajeet

>>25804657
same stuff now, someone digs to far finds some info leaks it she panics but nothing bad has happened to her.

What if one person here got to meet her IRL
But she first get to see every post you made here and on 4chan in general and will then pick one of us
She will then be able to block anyone who applied permanently if she so wishes
Would you risk applying?

>>25801763
https://twitter.com/hirotakaR180125/status/1534960727890739200

is anyone else in the summer game fest sticky on /v/? saw a few gura pictures there

>>25804652
No amount of "Birthday prep" justifies any of this and she should be streaming her WWE customization, did she not even watch Mikos WWE? Part of the fun is watching customization and what makes matters worse, she is isn't streaming at all. Perfectly good content and she just decides not to stream any of it.

>>25804906
I would not I have meet her IRL.

>>25804926
Go back

>>25804956
Can you stop shitting up the thread with your incoherent ESL ramblings? Thank you

>>25804956
thanks for the input ESLchama

>>25804549
saturday

>>25804925
>nearly liked that without noticing at first

>>25804926
There are barely any threads without any vtuber reaction images nowadays. So go back, I dunno why the fuck you think the 100 or so IPs that circulate /ggg/ are specifically the ones doing it

>>25805020
Why wouldn't you like it?

>studio recordings
>life stuff
>trying to move
>health
>preparing for birthday
>Schizos bothering her
She's gonna stream at least once this week and next week is gonna be a strong week with a schedule, then she will take a long break and come back to how she usually streams(inconsistent but not as bad as these past weeks)

>>25804989
Just like last Saturday right?

>>25804657
It did not ether and you have no proof, everyone has leaks they get posted people move on same thing gura does. Its the same old stuff as always and she does not pay it any mind just like the rest of us.

>>25805036
Im like Gura, I don't straight up like lewds with my twitter account

If Gura stops giving excuses to herself she would improve a lot

>>25805036
Liking right after its posted here would practically be self doxing

>>25805078
Where's the twitter dox list? I'd like to see it.

>>25805068
Stop replying to me, pajeet. India won't be a superpower by 2030 if you don't take your medication.

>>25805155
India is to small gura is better so get out.

>>25804926
People discovered that /vt/ related pictures make /v/ seethe like no tomorrow, so they do it on purpose to make them angry

>>25805062
>Doesn't matter, Doesn't justify lack of streams
>Vague
>No she isn't
>Her own fault
>Doesn't matter, Doesn't justify lack of streams
>Literally no one bothers her, it's why she gets away with all of this

>>25805062
>next week is gonna be a strong week with a schedule
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>25805062
She won't come back to her old stream hours.

>>25805187
>People discovered that /vt/ related pictures make /v/ seethe like no tomorrow
/vt/ is still basically a containment board, there are plenty of boards that don't like vtubers outside of this one

>>25805187
Oh, that would explain why this board has been even shittier than usual lately

>>25805210
and why is that?

are chumbos watching summer games fest?

>>25805229
There's no better stream on. I can't believe that's true, but it is.

>>25805229
you could have watched it with us on stream gura but no.

>>25805229
Well they definitely aren't watching Gura

>>25805227
Once used to the slack schedule it's hard to go back
She will be Ayame 2.0

>>25805212
Yeah but why other boards just do a quick
>>>/vt/
Or whatever, /v/ literally starts spasming and dying to the point they start derailing the thread themselves.
Example:
>/vt/ reaction picture with on-topic post
>/v/irgin: "FUCK OFF >>>/vt/ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *spams 500 posts on how /vt/ derails every thread"
Happens EVERY TIME, it's hilarious.

>>25805283
Just like Chumbuds do with schizos and shitposters here

>>25805336
Unironically yes.

Sadly, we lost the art to ignore.

>>25805202
nah, it makes perfect sense for studio recordings and bd to take hours off streaming, it's pretty common that before a bd the chuba streams a bit less, but this desert of no streams we are in is too ridiculous, we are approaching sana levels of shit

>>25805254
>you could have watched it with us on stream gura but no.
i want nothing more than to watch events with gura

I like how anything that faggots manage to pull up from Gura's past are absolute nothingburgers to the point that they have to perform Olympic-level mental gymnastics to contort them into fuel for their cuckposts. She is basically yab-less.

>>25805420
Fuck events. Full react permissions would be so much better than this advertisement garbage.

>>25805373
I unironically blame all the newfags. Go back to like first 3 months /ggg/ and it wasn't that bad. People would still reply of course, but it wouldn't be multiple thread all day arguments.

>>25805421
Like this https://youtu.be/5QPIaKu7hjo?t=5350
In the Minecraft stream Bae says its very big wow and then gura says laughs and says B**B? why is that?

think about it rationally:
does streaming more benefits Gura in some way? if not, then why streaming more?
if she can stream less and face no consequences, then why not stream less?

>>25805421
yeah, they are being really pathetic, almost feel like a falseflag against actual issues like her streaming frequency

>Gura is yab-less
>but also stream-less

Man, the worst part of this is her dead silence on what the fuck is going on. Like, she's never been particularly good at communicating breaks but usually if she was missing this often she'd give some context.

>>25805535
Well the less you stream the less chances for you to make yabs

>>25805483
I didn't hear a "B" deafchama...

>>25805398
Because it's less then normal busy schedule it looks like lazy schedule
There is a threshold that people start to doubt

>>25805555
I did but why worry about it. she says a lot of stuff on stream that is M rated.

>>25805477
Even then, many of the council splits learnt to ignore obvious bait and outright humiliate those who fall for it

>>25805398
>approaching
Sana streams even less than twice a week?

chumbies chumbies warm and yummy!
they belong in guras tummy!

>>25805604
yes

>>25805604
That is Sana she knows how to fake and cry woof and not work and still get a shit load of money, hell just a few days ago she was out dancing.

>>25805555
Don't reply to the ESL faggot, he tried this last thread too. He has to resort to trying to lie with timestamps now which is even funnier

>>25805587
this is the lazy AND busy AND back hort schedule

>>25805658
It would be funny but he is right, what other word could it be?

>>25805696
>he
no one believe you ESLfaggot

>>25805634
>cry woof
Oh nyo

>>25805712
I did not post the timestamp.

>>25805712
>still replying

>>25805658
Oh wait, is it the pajeet? Sorry for taking him seriously then.

>>25805696
>But seriously fellow chumbies we cannot deny the evidence any longer
Man this is some dogshit tier samefagging

>>25805712
>>25805739
Stop replying retards

>>25805739
look just leave him alone proof is not proof even with proof that is how it works in this place.

CUTE
https://twitter.com/Klaius/status/1534971551874883584

She's awake!

>>25805806
I want to lick her tiny tummy

>>25805833

>>25805833
No she isn't.

>>25805833
no she is not she is not posting on twitter or no likes.

>>25805854
Whoops, wrong image

>>25805866
Oops, sorry, mixed her up with a holo who actually likes her job.

>>25805904
good one lmfao

>>25805806
>>25805854
>>25805875
wanna cum on the tum tum

>>25805833
She is not streaming today I have talked with her, screen cap this.

Gura's streaming in my mouth.

jesas this is getting dire, is she really not streaming today AND tomorrow? unironically what the fuck is happenning? did something happened during the house hunting? even before that 2 stream weeks were unheard of

>>25806033
i'm worried about her too

Where did it all go wrong?

>>25806033
We don't fucking know. Turns out when your oshi is the biggest goddamn recluse in hololive she won't even tell you she won't stream, forget shit like "reasons".
Pisses me off that months ago she actually gave me hope that she was gonna try to improve. Hell she even communicated once or twice after.

>>25806033
She actually did find a house (mine) and is moving in with me as secretly as possible

>>25806033
>>25805960
I just told you she was not streaming today but yes she will not the next day ether and she was talking like she is also not streaming the weekend ether.

>>25806033
No stream Saturday because Kiara outfit reveal. Yes, I know it's happening way earlier than her normal stream time.

>>25806096
you wish.

https://youtu.be/tQcV9eEH7fk?t=11965

>>25806155
It's true.

>>25806078
>Where did it all go wrong?
She realized that absolutely nothing holds her accountable and she can take as many breaks as she wants.

>>25806080
this isn't normal, like march and april were actually pretty good months overall, now it's like what week 3 with no schedule and maaaybe 3 streams a week? it's such a huge drop

>>25806078
When she found out she doesn't like streaming

>>25806155
I'm not mad I'm just missing her and also kinda worried what is even happenning

>>25801763
I went to an
anime con last
month
and a saw a
Gura cosplayer's bare ass

>>25806224
>Enabling Gura's laziness just made her lazier
I mean you got your answer there

>>25806313
lies.

>>25806033
At the end of this week, she'll have streamed 7 or 8 times in the last 3 weeks

>>25806322
>implying you can make her work more
we really don't have that much power over her

>>25806338
the real Gura wheres
no pants
on the show so it's
accurate

>>25806393
you just gotta go with the flow chumbuds

>>25806393
Fans can always criticize and put pressure on her to change her behavior. But good like getting one of the biggest yesmen fanbase in Hololive to do that.

>>25806393
Most chumbies never tried. I mean deadbeats of all fucking people called Mori out on stuff multiple times.
Chumbies would never ever hurt their precious goob's autismo feelings by demanding she tell them why she isn't streaming

She is training us for the day she graduates.

>>25806468
Where's your SC?

>>25806369
>2.33-2.66 times per week
Not sure if that was supposed to prove or disprove his point

>>25806511
where is your stream?

>>25806485
stuff mori does is way easier to call out than "stream more for me streamer" no normie is going to side with you, while pretty much everyone will when going against drunk twitting

>>25806468
>>25806511
>Fans can always criticize and put pressure on her to change her behavior.
That just is not true. Nothing fans can say or do will convonce her to act differently.

>>25806584
A number of streams were directly caused by what fans said.

>>25806080
>Pisses me off that months ago she actually gave me hope that she was gonna try to improve.
she did improve, initially she started canceling scheduled streams for very few reasons, then she improved her set of excuses and made them better because some of them added the premise of working on something special. then instead of cancelling stuff she started moving them past the schedules dates, then she created a "schedule" day were she only post the schedule and not stream (this date is included in the schedule) then she planned a very long break, 5-7 days that were actually 10. She used this opportunity to drop schedules entirely since people were distracted with her comeback. Now she recently discovered that excuses are not even necessary! the expectations are so low that even the tiniest signal of online activity is celebrated

>>25806614
that's giving her ideas not changing her personality

>>25806652
And thank god for that. I like her personality.

>>25806614
Getting stream ideas doesn't work the same way as internalizing feedback and acting on it.

schizobuds...

>>25806642
>then she created a "schedule" day were she only post the schedule and not stream (this date is included in the schedule)
she has streamed the day she posted a schedule for basically the entire year man? 2/3rds of your posts feel like nonsensical babbling

>>25806642
It's over we can't save her.

My wife

>>25806652
She doesn't need to change her pesonality, she just needs to make an effort to keep a professional standard

>>25806584
If for example her most prominent gachikoi just started unanimously chastising her over this, it would definitely have an affect on her. I think you underestimate how much leverage her fans have, they just never use it for anything useful like this.

i had a disk failure on my stream archive box and now i have a $600 disk replacement bill

>>25806642
tl;dr
Posting Gura VODs to watch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8rVpbR5N4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaf_jn5YLLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJslFpo91U&t=1s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oayX0UD5oEw

>>25806794
So you just admitted that you aren't even a fan if it wasn't obvious enough already.

>>25806652
>>25806666
Acting on feedback about something like how much you stream or communicate is not changing her personality either. But yes it is different from getting stream ideas.

>>25806642

>>25806881
She's already acting on feedback anyway. That's what the early frames are.

>>25806891
what 3 times 4 at best, who the hell cares she has all but stopped streaming, she has turned into sana.

>>25806751
cute picture of my wife

why did she do it

Gura has spent an entire day wheeling her Herman Miller chair back into her room.

>>25806794
It wouldn't, anon. She would either apologize briefly, ignore it, or play it for laughs, but she wouldn't even attempt to change anything as a result. And said paypig would get made fun of for a little by other fans while before being forgiven entirely.

>>25806468
i want her to be as is cuz i don't have so much time for watching a vtuber and i have FOMO.
please respect other chumbies and stfu faggot, not your personal echo chamber.

>>25806846
Did you lose anything important?

She'll fuck off until her bday stream where she'll make a few months worth of SC in one stream and a bunch more through merch sales and then fuck off for another indefinite period of time. You will either like it or seethe about it, but nothing will change the inevtiable.

Gotta say I miss the massive lead up with tons of streams that she had for last years birthday. Short of an actual 3d concert I don't think it can ever match last year

>>25807017
nah, it's just the array that keeps a backup copy of what's on the main storage array, and i can lose one disk before anything's lost there, and any two disks before anything's lost on the main array.

>>25807038
she might be able to match it but it sure isn't looking like it's going to be in amount of stremas

If she announces a 3D concert I'm gonna fucking kneel like I never kneeled before

>>25807038
the lead up was the week before, I still have enough copium in me to think next week will be packed... just you guys wait

Gura and her wife

>>25807038
try to enjoy it regardless, because things will only keep getting worse

I don't know why anyone would want a 3D concert for her birthday and not an intimate chatting stream like last year.

Doomposters are hilarious.

>>25807125
If she does end up doing a 3d stream then she'll likely follow it with a reaction stream, which would be your chatting session

>gura isn't streaming enough
we heard you the first 600,000 times bud. relentlessly blast-spamming it over and over in this thread won't change anything. i don't know or care if there's somewhere else you could do something to change it, but you definitely won't do anything about it here.

>>25807038
It's fairly likely the leadup will have handcam or something similar quality. She remembers last year too and will want to do something special.

>>25807160
imagine trying to FUD an anime shark girl all day
FOR FREE
O
R

F
R
E
E

>>25807125
>chumbie so brow beaten by Gura's new streaming habits he can't imagine both, with the intimate chat being a member stream
shame

>>25807024
she will turn into ayame

>>25806642

/ggg/... this is dire. What happened to you?

>>25807166
It won't be on her birthday and hence she won't be doing bday related activities for the chatting stream. She can do a 3D concert on other days, why would it be on her bday? They're only used to get big numbers and advertise merch anyway.

>>25807182
>Thread is dead when she is not streaming
>She is not streaming more than usual
>More dead threads
How about don't make threads?

>>25801763
>Gura ghosted Chumbuds on several different occasions to play with her Swedish friend, Barb
>Gura has mentioned playing co-op games offstream recently
>they are still in touch
Proof: https://pastebin.com/gzMczLfH

>the account which was used to determine this is undeniably linked to HER
Proof: https://pastebin.com/sXgYn2R3

>Gura considered Jay to be her boyfriend and they were in a LDR
>Gura streamed 5 times with Barb after she stopped streaming with Jay
>they had very good chemistry in all of their collabs
>there is no proof of Barb having a gf/being married like Chumbuds want you to believe
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0009/59/1614281259936.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LvZ3SFzL4&t=830s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LvZ3SFzL4&t=1230s

Gura sees this as nothing more than a job. She has been streaming less because she is busy with offstream hololive stuff and she plays with him instead of streaming whenever she feels she's done enough hololive related stuff for the day.
There is also a pretty decent chance that she is in a LDR with him.

>>25807007
>said paypig would get made fun of for a little by other fans while before being forgiven entirely
I still believe that if her prominent members all committed to it, she would feel it, but I do agree that attitude of her fans is part of what enables all of this. If it was a concerted effort, it would be even more effective. (Also the paypigs in question being her members can also have more influence in member streams)

>>25807182
I just miss her, also I don't usually voice it because I'm usually ok with her hours and even the occasional light week, but man 3 weeks in a row of barely any gura? I'm gonna starve here man

>>25807277
i don't

>>25807195
Gura hasn't streamed twice in one day in ages. That ship has sailed long ago.

>>25807277
People will continue to make threads, chumbud or shitposter, and you'll continue to seethe at the existence of /ggg/.

>>25807226
Gura Derangement Syndrome is terminal. I'm busy watching vod streams.

>>25807335
I'm watching my backup oshi.

>>25807308
She did two streams in one day at the end of April, a little bit over a month ago

>>25807370
you whore

>>25807335
I'm catching up on member vods myself. hey you is cute, but I am so behind because of having a job.

>>25807289
A concerted effort would be both impossible and just as innefective. There isn't a reason for Gura to care about about what the vocal portion of fans say. She doesn't need them to be happy with her streaming frequency.

Whatever she is preparing (or pretend to prepare), I can't imagine it able out weight the lost of streams in these few months.

>>25807283
What a virgin, I've never seen a girl that loves playing male video games. Gura is one of a kind.

>>25807370
Go watch your israeli chuubas whore.

>>25807444
ESL-chama...

>>25807444
Pre-cope. You love to see it.

>>25807444
Haha! Pretending to prepare something would mean she claimed she is streaming less because of it. This is a good scenario where she's making use of a limited time excuse, rather than this being the new norm.

>>25807508
>Anon forgot "Hololive homework"

>>25807508
>making use of a limited time excuse
She hasn't made the excuse. Or any excuse.

>>25807444
who cares about weighting out, I want something concrete to prove that after whatever it is drops the streams will return to pre house hunt levels

>>25807283
https://youtu.be/5QPIaKu7hjo?t=5350
In the Minecraft stream Bae says its very big wow and then gura says laughs and says Barb

>>25807444
Oh, as far as I'm concerned, nothing she could possibly do will make up for all the lost streams at this point.

>>25807548
You better start praying

>>25804652
That is pure cope. She hates streaming and hates her fans. Stop living in a delusion

>>25807547
Exactly. This is what I'm saying. The other guy is on some copium about this being a limited time thing, but Gura has not implied that at all. She's acting like there's nothing weird about her stream output and ignoring any questions about new streams or schedules.

>>25807577
oh nyo

she will be back, please tell me she will be back

>>25807551
>his entire fucking schizo story is predicated on the paranoia lex luthor queen doxxing herself on stream randomly
nahone!

>>25805062
LOL. YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT SHIT YOU WROTE? I bet you believe she was house hunting for 10 days too. This is what a white knight beta male faggot looks like

>>25807623
rumor said she doxxed Ame on stream so it's possible

>>25807636
shit like this feels like a falseflag

>>25807614
She will be back. Saying this make irrational people angry.

>>25807480
Anon, she streamed 100 more hours in the first five months of 2021 compared to 2022, and she released an original song on her birthday after that.
She would need to release another original song AND some other project that accounts for 100+ hours to outweigh the lack of streams this year.

>>25805483
Oh shit. She does say his name.

>>25807644
>rumor
jesas you guys are new, also that was no accident at all, it was some sick foreplay between these two

>>25807644
Baiterchama...

>>25807680
Terms like "white knite beta", "yes men", "simp", etc. should already tip you off. No real chumbud ever uses these terms.

>>25807718
stop replying to yourself

>>25807644
proof that she's not hitting the bull's eye or i will continue to anti that bitch for doxxing her first.

Man it really is low IQ hours here, huh?

>>25807735
He means a chumbud falseflagging as an anti.

I got a job today buds
I'll be able to afford Gura birthday merch

>>25807735
Add "real-fake chumbud" and we're talking. Just say they are not chumbuds at all.

>>25807735
I used to think that about "yes men" until people here unironically started saying its okay for Gura not to stream. I don't care if its a term used by a schizo if its this good at describing that sort of attitude.

>>25805483
she looks like she's counting, isn't a muffled "five"

>>25807790
Congrats!

>>25807790
enjoy your daki

>>25807790
Congratulations on leaving the house.

>>25805806
This would have been perfect if that added the cunny slit

>>25807811
don't give attention to the mentally ill anon, nothing good comes out of it

>>25807696
Stream less after birthday last year, then slightly recover but not 100% later
Stream less this year before birthday.
??? after birthday

Guys I don't feel so good

>>25806033
She just hates streaming nowadays. She is bored with it and hates chumbuds. She puts on a fake front and cucks them for her Swedish boyfriend

>>25807806
I'm ok with whatever she wants to do, fuck tiktok though, not gonna install nor open that app-site.

>>25807866
I got you bro

>>25807828

>>25807864
6 days and counting still waiting for any proof.

>>25807790
Good work bud

Her birthday will include:
-3d model
-original song
-daki
-dino plushie

>>25807866

>>25807283
There was proof of a gf/married, he had photos online it was ether twitter or facebook but they got removed shortly after the leak and no one backed it up.

>>25807919
>missing smell related merch
add that and it would be perfect

>>25807919
I'm ready.

Is gura dead?

>>25807283
This is how she is. Before Hololive, she asked a guy for help with music. Pretended to like him for said help, when she got what she wanted to ditched him and never spoke to him again

>>25807919
>>25807943
Add bratty roleplay voicepacks and we're talking.

>>25807696
is that actually true? jesas, even then I'm just hoping for a reason why may was so abysmal

>>25807953
Are you?

>>25807966
Can confirm, I was the discord server.

>>25807919
None of that would make up for the streams.

>>25807943
Dinogyra will have a smell.

i'm pulling my ads.

>>25807923
Watching Ihoras 3D debut really made me sad. Hopefully we will still get Guras 3D debut stream at some point.

>>25807966
We are ditched...

>>25807919
>original song
it will be a whole EP (plenty of hints) and all your chumtards that doubt her will pay the price for that.

>>25807996
What ads lol

>>25807985
>make up
who cares about that? as long as the brat corrects her hours afterwards

>>25808031
You have low standard

>>25807718
Told you. Now you know why she is not streaming/working and why she really took the 2 weeks off since she did not look for a house.

>>25808031
I would kneel to the core of the earth if true, but I'll just keep expectations realistic now

>>25808031
>plenty of hints
such as?

>>25808031
level of cope?

>>25808072
She didn't last year
She won't this year

>>25807790
Nice one!

>>25808129
>>25807744

>>25808129
Anon....wasn't the beating you took a month ago enough for you? We will not forget how much of a fool you looked.

>>25808117
how so? there're holoEN members who literally have 0 original song. think before posting retarded faggot.

>>25803296
Is there a loli version of bimbofication, like lolification?

>>25807966
Proof?

>>25808183
NTA but the only hint I can think about is asking about music producers of certain genres, she asked for like 3 different ones at least, I think that was in april, still doubtful of the EP thing myself tho

>>25808248
I like lolification

>>25807966
she has done that more then once and not to long ago give a XXX favor to someone for help with Hololive stuff so she did not have to pay them.

>>25808248
There's an -ification for everything.

>>25808255
That's not long ago, even 6 months of production is considered fast in Japan

reminder

>>25808201
jan, march and april were a correction to nov and dec (she got the coof in feb) october 2021 was her most streamed month of all time, it comes and goes

>>25808237
Mori streamed more while output more eps

>>25808293
You mean Hitomi Chris?

>>25808314
reminder

>>25808228
I don't think they are the same people.... no way they are that dumb.

>>25808277
That's the only way i would stomach mori, as a stupid loli bitch.

>>25808353
>mori
ewww, thank god she's not like her at least

>>25808411
Are those obvious ESL posts not enough to tell it's him?

I have a theory that all these schizoid spammers and doomposters are actually controlled opposition.
Since 4chan is inherently contrarian, Cover paid these guys to spam /ggg/ in order to create more y*esmen.
yagoo I kneel

>>25808376
no stop trying to be funny, Hope B knows what she is like and what he is getting himself or got himself into, there is going to be a lot more of that because that is what she is like.

>>25808489
You severely overestimate how many of Hololive's viewers actually also browse 4chan.

>>25808318
October 2021 just barely edged out October 2020. Meanwhile she keeps setting new records for lowest.
It doesn't really come and go, mostly just goes.

>>25808489
nah I love guwa I just need to CONSUME more, maybe the schizo pajeet is

>>25808439
As bad as Mori at least she streams.

>>25808524
Just stop. You got caught making shit up.

>>25808534
>>25808553
nice try fuckers, I already love Gura

>>25808573
she should stop doing that then

I found out about her girls toy series when she was 12 and she is so hecking damn cute that makes me wanna die because I want to hug her so much its unreal, I need to sleep cause gotta work early tomorrow but I cannot stop thinking about her and I'm hugging my pillow like a dumb anime girl. Tasukete...

>>25808620
You will find out not to far off from now so think what you want to, when you see what kind of person, she is then you will be singing a deferent tune. There is 100% proof so don't worry. It will be sent to you know who just before the show. 12 days.

>>25808653
heh sadly Gura stopped first

>>25808745
this smelly brown person thinks he is witty

>>25808745
ogey, that cringe chuubi larp deserves a (you)
don't spend it all in one place

>>25808620
Nothing you say will change what the schizo will do, whether you falseflag to make them look bad, shit on them, show why they are wrong etc., nothing will stop them from being a schizo. Their are so mentally ill that they will continue to repeat the same shit everyday, comb VODs for the slightest thing to use, and regurgitate other shit posted here just to fit their wild fantasy. The best thing you can do is just hide their reply chains and talk about other things if you are so inclined to chat with strangers in the /ggg/ split.

bro everytime I watch gura's stream, I always get distracted by the thought that not only does she canonically have hands, but her roommate definitely does as well.
god I wish that were me

>>25808797
gura stop calling people brown i'm just as white as you are, just because you don't like people with that skin colour does not mean everyone thinks that way.

>>25808807
>chuubi larp
anon...

>>25808745
you are a parody of a schizoid shitposter at this point, ESLchama

>>25808813
I want to suck her fingers.

>>25808808
>whether you falseflag to make them look bad
If any of you have actually been doing this then you are just as mentally ill as the schizos themselves

>>25808745
Ogey Raj

I want to be a bucket.

>>25808712
I love this image so much

>>25808889
lmao, it was a nicely placed typo

>>25808945
I didn't used to think this, but the older I've gotten the more I realized I'm the same way.

>>25808905
ok boomer we have to get are start someplace, so why do you think she is not streaming today? she watching the gameshow? gaming offline?

>>25808995
It's reassuring to know I'm not the only one.

>>25809008
>we have to get are start someplace

>>25807979
I think so

>>25809008
>>25808905

Remember that the videos he posted on /b/ were also "100% real" and were supposed to be a massive yab

Im pretty sure this is the ESL larper this time