/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25751979
Sharkie when?

I love this sweetheart so much.

lying whore

>>25752068
ur mum

Lazy shark!

gentle goom

>>25751979
DAMN IT BLOOP THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU

>>25752068
But enough about you, let's talk about Gura.

>>25752098
Now post his fuckin hot lewds of her

I hope my sharkie is enjoying her well earned time off

>>25752097
Imagine laying in bed on a lazy Sunday morning with Gura

My wife

Oh my beautiful Gura, I love you. You're my special someone. I can do anything because I have you to come home to.

look at my wife
we are married

HEY GUYS GURA LAZY DISCORD CAT TRANSATLANTIC COCK YESMEN COPING DECLINE--

nah, just kidding.
M

>>25752175
M

>>25751979
I personally don't know bigger copium cons00mers than chumbuds.

>can't even be assed to say when the next stream will be
fellow anti schedule bros...where did our lives go so wrong?

>>25752132
She's currently under her blankets, in her diaper.

>>25752175
you're just as bad as them

So we're at the point where if she doesn't announce a stream you can just assume she'll be taking the night off, and that's fine.
Go do something else and relax, don't sit here and stew endlessly over things you can't control.

uh oh stinkyy

>>25752239
>and that's fine
the fucking state of "chumbies"

>>25752242
she is NOT a fart shark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gab1_QZXT98

>>25752368
Prove it you can't

>>25752239
>It actually doesn't matter that she doesn't communicate and doesn't stream
Unironic yesman

Where were you when you stopped believing what cripple schizo was posting because you learned it was easily faked and decided to just ignore him and enjoy Gura?

>>25752374
She's just like me... she always makes me kneel in the end anyway, somehow

>"tee hee i'm so shy and autistic uwu"
>dates both guys in her online friend group
>calls herself a prostitute on stream for one of them
>goes out and eats at restaurants and volunteers with complete strangers (unless she's lying, kek)

>"I wuv my fans so much!"
>abandons them on christmas
>never gives a scrap of her attention outside of stream
>calls hololive "work" and doesn't give it a second thought as soon as stream ends
>consistently takes long breaks and extends them for no reason

but she types a message in chat after streams and told a funny story about spilling a redbull it must be true xD

>>25752422
>Where were you when you stopped believing in reality as a way to cope?
I don't know. A horrific warzone maybe?

>>25752422
Stopping implies I believed him in the first place.

>>25752422
You sure seem to be obsessed with him. You can't go a single thread without mentioning him at least 5 times and attributing it to multiple different people.

hey chumbies, let's keep pretending it's all one guy, okay? I can't cope any other way

>>25752600
Cripple schizo is funny so I agree

>>25752599
That's because "crippleschizo" is a manufactured character by a falseflagging chumbud. No anti, regardless of retardation, would reveal something like that.

>>25751979
What is she hiding behind Bloop. Will we ever kno?

>>25752709
You underestimate how retarded Gura antis are.

>>25752709
Bullshit. I am a Gawr Gura Hololive EN Ch anti and she makes me seethe because I am envious of her success and also I eat literal shit. Feces, just so we're clear. I eat it. But also I hate Gawr Gura because she's cute.

>>25752507
>dates both guys in her online friend group
Proof? I believe what the schizo had to say but this is bullshit afaik

>>25752820
They're not nearly as retarded as Gura's yesmen it seems.

>>25752839
The people from her online friend group post here.

>>25752938
I'm open to believe that, but you got any proof?

>>25752709
>That's because "crippleschizo" is a manufactured character by a falseflagging chumbud
lmao but it's ok when you go schizo right?

>>25752839
J** was all but confirmed, not gonna list out every detail. B*****, the more recent one, seems very likely given everything in the schizopost. Given the twitch founder thing they're likely still dating.

>>25752989
No, it's the only explanation I can think of however considering the obscure stuff that pops up.

>>25752098
>>25752129
Artist name, please? Here take this as a reward https://files.catbox.moe/9hhqa8.jpg

>>25752175
M

>>25753022
You stupid fuck, the schizo literally said that he has no reason to believe that

Other than shitting the thread, what da chumbies doin?

>>25753022
reps

>>25753022
but dating someone with a wife is wierd, guess she is into that

>Confirmation Gura is a loner and only has online friends
Thanks for your work buds

>>25753022
You are advanced levels of dumb if you take shitposts made here as fact

>>25753131
I've yet to see any proof of that too
Both sides are retarded and constantly throwing baseless assumptions

>>25753046
https://twitter.com/Lucasyecla99

>>25753131
It's ironic that you guys are the one who scream "debunked" at everything you don't like and then you go on to post this. lmao

In the first gen,
in the first stream,
when the cocks first lengthened,
one stood...
Blessed by the wonders of the sea,
her cunny blessed by the tears of uoh
and bratty beyond comprehension,
she chose the path of perpetual cuteness.
In her ravenous streams she found her peace;
and with charming voice she scoured the Shrimpy Plains
seeking membershrimps from the chumbies who had subscribed to her.
she wore the crown of the Antlanteans
and those that tasted the bite of her trident named her...
Gawr Gura.

>>25753237
Is that you dodo?

>>25753269
Deez nutz

>>25753109
I'm cooking dinner
>>25753157
That was my takeaway when I saw the copy paste yesterday. There's probably a one or two Chumbuds here that are actually upset she has friends, in which case fuck them.

>>25753157
Gura is the only holo I've seen with no confirmation of any irl friends. Everything about her that has been combed over for almost 2 years is strictly online with people all over the world.

>>25753190
good stuff lucas

>>25753190
Thanks, I appreciate it. But I can't seem to find any R-18 Goomba art on his pixiv, was the second anon wrong?

>>25753316
>one or two
4chan is the bottom of the bottom of the barrel when it comes to living humans, so no it's probably 90% of the thread that has 0 empathy of any kind.

>>25753269
Goomb Eternal

Good thing shes taking another break day, I was worried that she overworked herself after that Minecraft stream!

>>25753393
>online doxshit only has online shit
Wow what a surprise. Thank god it's only online.

>>25753434
https://www.pixiv.net/users/80955098

Regardless of how far their relationship goes, the fact that he gets to talk to her one on one and spend so much time with her should make you seethe. Just listen to how much fun they were having when they streamed together and keep in mind that they have this kind of moments almost daily.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LvZ3SFzL4&t=830s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0LvZ3SFzL4&t=1230s

>>25753437
Well good thing they're contained here. I don't get what all the effort is for though.

>>25753578
>the fact that he gets to talk to her one on one and spend so much time with her should make you seethe.
It really doesn't. Assuming it's even real.
I have my own friends after all.

>>25753578
I saw that stream live anon

>Ban evading
Lmao

>>25753619
I don't think you are enough of a Chumbud to be in this thread then

>>25753687
Been watching her since day 1 and enjoy her content and can't replace it with any chuuba

>>25753578
Like literally who cares?

>>25753109
ER co-op mod, trying a club only run. It's pretty fun making up random rules to stick to.

Imagine if someone grabbed a random minecraft collab a few years down the line and said "LOOK GUYS SHE WAS HAVING FUN WITH THESE PEOPLE WHAT A BITCH"

>>25753578
>keep in mind [headcanon]
Okay buddy, you should stop while you still can.

>>25753737
Any real fan should. She's actively avoiding you to play with him.

>>25753578
>only streamed with her 5 times
>talks to her daily (no proof)
I’m sure they’re friends but the fact you think Gura of all people talks to anyone daily is pretty laughable

>>25753533
There's a separate acc only for Goomba R-18 pics, sasuga artist

>>25753813
>with him
Could be any of her friends and maybe they get even better moments than those. Not sure why you obsess with him in particular.

>>25753737
Everyone knew about all this since her debut and it's been schizo posted over a year ago already. I think this is all because she has 4M and a Birthday coming up.
Just let them do their bit and they get bored as usual.

>>25753844
Who cares.

>>25753836
She spent more hours playing Valheim with him in 2 days than she streamed in that entire week.

>>25753902
>they
It's literally one person this time.

>>25753813
I know you worked hard all weekend on your essay but you legitimately found nothing new. You didn’t find out how much power wash coop she played. You didn’t find out with who. You didn’t find out anything that wasn’t already posted here within the last year. And yet you wonder why no one gives a shit about your schizo ramblings

>>25753902
I just hope that they know that people behind these animated avatars have their private lives

>>25753902
The point is she larps as some friendless loner on stream, then fucks off for weeks with zero communication to play games all night before coming back and pretending that shes been "busy" or working on stuff.

>>25753950
Regardless of who or how many, the rrat itself is lukewarm at best

>>25753836
5 out of what, 15 streams post June 2019? It's a third of them.

>>25753578
Just answer me this, when you go to Walmart do you get on the scooter on your own or does you ask an underpaid employee to put their hands on your ass

>>25753948
So you’re saying you’re obsessed over something from a over year ago? Even assuming if it’s true are you saying they played a game together and then didn’t for over a year and now because she’s streamed less in May it 100% has to be him despite all your stalking leading to nothing? This is why you are a schizo

>>25753898
It's confirmed that she considered J her bf and she suddenly collabed with B*rb 5 times after her last stream with J. There's no proof of B being married or having a gf like some Chumbuds want to believe

I haven't been in this thread for almost exactly 24 hours and it's the same shit. Mods should just ban everyone who posts here when Gura is not streaming, desu.

>>25754000
She literally is a friendless loner, you already proved it yourself. The rest is her autism. Yeah her behavior can suck if you're dependent on her, in which case that's not healthy in the first place, go fix yourself.

>>25754000
The fact that you believe she is 100% glued to that discord at all times of the day she doesn't stream is legitimately sad.

>>25754078
>desu
Holy newfag

>>25754000
You’ve already made it perfectly clear you don’t even have ANY friends if you think you can’t be lonely if you have only online friends. No wonder you turned out like this

>>25754126
She probably is. Discord users are like that.

>>25753936
You don't care about this? https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97873177

>>25754130
I'm older than half of this thread combined.

>she lies to you she's not a real loser
I still have fun when she streams
>She should be miserable
I still have fun when she streams
>She is lazy and should stream more
I still have fun when she streams

>>25754126
That’s the thing with schizos, they hear a 5 second throwaway line in a stream and assume that’s everything. That her entire life is power wash simulator coop, all day all the time

>>25754181

>>25754020
>rrat itself is lukewarm at best
i legitimately dont get why its being pushed so hard

>>25753578
I think the thing you are missing in all of this is no one fucking cares. If you watch a vtuber and have any thoughts that you will ever meet them in person, much less be romantically involved with them, you are retarded. And if you are that retarded then you deserve to have whatever happens to you happen. But you seem to be taking your own pathetic cuck delusions and are applying them to the rest of us who literally don't fucking care. She does not "owe" us anything, and likewise we her. It's no different than watching a fucking TV show on netflix. If I like the show, if I'm enjoying myself, I'll send a little money their way to be like "Hey, here's some money so you can keep doing this show". Nothing. More.

You need to fucking realize that no one else has these sad little delusions. Only you. Die an incel fuckboi.

>>25754059
I just want an explanation for what's causing this downward spiral in content output and quality. She mentioned the powerwash coop thing and then the stalker posted the Twitch followers screenshot and I connected the dots.

Use filters

>>25754282
verbosebud no one is going to read that. you should know by now

>>25754282
>incel fuckboi.
Way to out yourself tourist. Go back to wherever you crawled out of.

>>25754290
>I just want an explanation for what's causing this downward spiral in content output and quality
Are you involved in any way in her life beyond "watching her on youtube"? Do you feel entitled to know why any given tv show goes downhill? No. Get over it dipshit.

Gotta go buds, keep the cripple busy for me

Anyway, back to more important matters like posting cute Guras

>>25754330
I've been here since before that board even existed, since before /jp/ split from /a/. Deal with it.

>>25752950
I'm surprised no one posted the screwed up dorufin soundpost

>>25754349
She is where she is thanks to us. She should at least learn to appreciate that and try to put in a consistent amount of effort.

>>25754358
You know, this cripple thing is the best counter argument. It's got the same level of "proof" that he has, yet if he at all denies it, he's admitting his own argument is bullshit as well. It's great.

Sad fucking cripple is sad because he can't even pretend to get cunny because his dick doesn't work anymore.

>>25754253
it's a mental illness episode basically. no rhyme or reason needed

>>25754290
There has been no downward spiral in output. 9/12 months in the last year have been ~30 hours. The other 3 were 60.
63:51:13 August 2021
67:14:40 October 2021
52:47:02 January 2022

36:10:18 June 2021
38:36:15 July 2021
32:58:08 September 2021
39:19:20 November 2021
34:35:53 December 2021
33:41:34 February 2022
33:07:21 March 2022
29:32:28 April 2022
32:50:30 May 2022

>>25754390
It's too disgusting to save. A perversion of purity and innocence.

>>25754290
>the stalker
You mean yourself. It could be plenty of factors that have nothing to do with the only conclusion you would jump to. Gura is never going to be as open as the others. Doxxers went farther with her than with any other EN when they doxxed and actually contacted her family. She is never going to confide in 15k people when she is aware of actual stalkers listening in at all times. But since it doesn’t affect you, you don’t care what the reason is so you assume the reason that would make you hate her the most

>>25754107
>proved it yourself
Im not the investigator schizo if thats what youre implying.
Let me get this straight; I couldnt give less of a shit if Gura was out blowing old men every night, or if she spent 40 hours a week having discord sex with some EU dude.
I DO care however about being lied to. If you want to fuck off and play with your friends, say you want to fuck off and play with your friends.
Its like being spit it the face when youre patiently waiting for her to do something.. ANYTHING to show she gives a shit about being in hololive, then seeing her barely fucking stream, have barely any projects to her name, and have probably the shittiest communication with her fanbase (even worse than ayame, at least she posts on her roommate accounts).
THEN she has the nerve to fucking say shit like "I have so many projects in a creative gwaveyard :((" and "iM sO BuSy WiTh LiFe ShTuffd!!1".. BITCH you fucking dont do anything outside of hololive.
Needless to say I dropped her after this latest fiasco.

>>25754459
anon you're trying to reason with the mentally ill

>>25754392
>>25754459
>>25754492
>She is where she is thanks to us.
Okay cripple boy. I'm sure you sadly staring down at your own impotent dick sobbing helped her be entertaining.

>>25754330
Y'know I never really use the word incel before much but it clearly struck a nerve since you always lash out when someone calls you that so I'm just start calling you incel from now on.

>>25754492
>>25754312

he's getting mad again

>>25754459
>>25754440
>>25754358
Retard

>>25754492
If you dropped her, why are you still here? Are you that much of an impotent cuck that you spend your free time being angry about someone you don't even watch anymore? She lives in your head rent free incel boi.

>>25754459
>>25754504
Jan 22: 61 hours
Feb 22: 44 hours
March 22: 59 hours
April 22: 53 hours
May 22: 42 hours

Why are your numbers fake?

>>25754492
>fiasco (no proof)
>still here writing paragraphs about someone you “dropped”
And I’m sure you’ll be here months from now like the rest that “dropped” her

>>25754330
Little cuck incel permavirgin genetic failure... Not like this...

>>25754492
Oh hey, someone who finally gets it

>>25754563
Incel.

This is like daycare for the schizo at this point.

>>25754626
>>25754609
Retard.

>>25754290
> just want an explanation for what's causing this downward spiral in content output and quality
Then SC to her about her decline in content quality and output or something. What you're currently doing is a waste of time.

day 5 of a loop no one cares about
how long can he last? place your bets

>>25754656
Incel needs his diaper changed.

>>25754587
My numbers only include archived game streams on Gura's channel, including all streams will be much higher.

>>25754627
He's bored at work. He needs a harsher boss.

>>25753578
We'll seethe when we get home, ok honey?

TLDR on this cripple thing? It could turn into some pretty good OC

>>25754691
How long did the null shit last? Probably that long

>>25754713
>Implying anyone would hire a sad cripple like him

>>25754492
>mentions the word coop
>sets off antis on a week long Bigfoot hunt
You schizo fuckers need to stop pretending that you care about “lies”. If she ever said “I was playing games with some friends” do you really think the people who hate her would just stop? They already try to stalk her friends and family so do you really believe in your crippled brain that they would stop stalking them if she said she played a game with them?

>>25754700
>My numbers are completely arbitrary
cool thanks

The discordfag whiteknights out themselves so easily
I wouldn't be surprised if they are her usually paypiggies

>>25754691
A little after the birthday stream. Seems particularly mad this time around so I wouldn't be surprised if we groomed him into a true full time schizo (even more so than he already was).
This isn't where I chat the most anyway so I don't care

>>25754750
I think the cripple thing is another character he made up. Not that it matters, it's funny.

>>25754792
>Mom, can you please replace my dick tube? I started bleeding again. No I wasn't playing with it again... you know I wish I could still feel anything...

>>25754492
what's wrong with being lied to?

>>25754810
>This isn't where I chat the most anyway so I don't care
As if you needed any more proof that "Gura's Gawrdians" aren't coming here to whiteknight their whore

>>25754837
Nothing. Being lied to is the basis of all fiction.

Gura loves chumbies for real.

>>25754738
Some guy seethed about Gura and in the same post said he's in a wheelchair, everyone insults Gura schizos with that now. Its basically the chumbie equivalent of calling all the oshi schizos an egg

>>25754859
>Mom, seriously, my dick is leaking again. I need help with the tube...

>>25754859
Wrong, guess again. As if I would use Discord

>>25754879
cripples are the new barracuda

>>25754867
I beleeb

>>25754867
If she did she would communicate and stream for them.

The only interesting things to come out of this is that now we know that Gura is here and that we have a discordfag infestation

>>25754936
>Mom please stop blowing that dude and help me with my dick tube! I don't want it to get infected!

>>25754750
My country gives less taxes to companies that hire cripples

>>25754859
Touch grass tourist, I hope the accessibility ramp breaks so you get stuck outside

>>25754867
And I love her

>>25754917
mumei...

>>25754972
>Implying this sad impotent incel could even hold down a job with how often he's here

>>25754627
Supposedly he's suicidal so we're actually keeping him alive by engaging with him. Truly saints we are

>>25754778
They'll be stalking her regardless, shes one of the top streamers in the entire world. Give your fucking head a shake.
I however (and many other people im sure) would appreciate if she was more honest.
>If she ever said “I was playing games with some friends” do you really think the people who hate her would just stop?
Uhhh.. yes?? Less you have to hide, the less you give schizos to obsess over and the better you look to your fanbase.

>>25754691
what's the record holder for the longest loop streak?

why does gura's voice drop two octaves whenever she talks to kronii

>>25754691
I give him a week or two after the BDay / 4Mil

>>25754867
She really does.

>>25755026
Cripples like him hate the fact that they will never know the touch of a woman because they can't feel anything. What's he gonna do, pleasure her with a dildo? He will never have sex because of this. He is a virgin forever.

>>25755034
Isn't that right buddy? Ol willie don't look you in the eye no more. He's so sad now... so small...

>>25755024
In my country it's very hard to fire people that do not work, specially cripples

>>25755043
maybe christmas / new years
>period of most suicides
>schizo most active
makes sense

>>25755071
She's horny.

>>25754744
what's the null shit?

>>25753578
>>25754282
Both of these posters are tremendous faggots. I will marry this girl some day. Yeah, me. Seethe eternally.

It's funny sitting back and watching all of you seethe at an imaginary boogeyman while calling others schizo

>>25754349
Yes, actually. If a TV show I'm watching is dropped without explanation, I expect to be told the reason why. hololive vtubers thrive on parasocial relationships. If they don't want the baggage that comes with it, they never should have in the first place. Stupid fuck.

>>25755165
Same shit different name

>>25755071
Well, girls raise their voices when they talk to people they find attractive.

>>25755171
Gura doesn't like delusional people.

I'm in love with Gura!

>>25755034
>antis will just stop if you are completely open and tell everything that ever happens on your life
I guess Kiara and Mori must be the most beloved vtubers on this board then? Retard

>>25755175
do you need assistance if you sit back up?

You guys think we're getting another loli EN tuber anytime soon?

>>25755184
>If they don't let me get overly attached to them and know about their entire lives then they should never exist at all!
What a sad cripple incel you are.

>>25755201
>same shit
Holy mother of bullshit

>>25755165
Someone on Ame's VRChat support team who is a chumbud.

>>25755234
I doubt it. Gura is literally a freak of nature. In a good way.

>>25754859
those guys are absolute casuals. they ain't gonna whiteknight in ggg

>>25755165
Basically he wanted to make us jealous a Chumbie worked with Gura on a project with her (mind you this Chumbie asks good questions and was already trusted by Ame).
So same thing, trying to make us jealous

>>25755221
Then why does she like Reuben Langdon?

>>25755283
You know it'd be easier to hide yourself if you didn't always forget to use capital letters. Are your arms also crippled? Are you typing with your nose?

>>25752175
M

>>25755234
you mean holo? nope they shuold be rare

>>25755234
Everyone should be a cunny...

>>25755338
I'm Typing With My Dick. I have PolyDicktily

>>25754778
>schizo
schizos likes to believe there is a reason behind everything, so when she is more private about her IRL life that most other streamers, they see that as her having something to hide, rather than just her personality
I dont mind her staying more private, but I also wish she were more open about work related things, even if she stays private about IRL stuff

>>25755240
I dont want to know about their entire lives. I want to know why she lies and doesn't communicate despite saying she wants to communicate more. Retard.

>>25755221
Wrong
Gura enjoys Ancient Aliens™ and enjoys schizo ramblings on that show very much.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>25755347
Yeah, I meant Hololive EN.

>>25755417
>I demand to know things she doesn't want me to know
>What do you mean I'm entitled?
>MOM PLEASE STOP BLOWING HIM MY DICK TUBE IS BACKING UP

Wow these ggg threads has really become a mental hospital

None of this would be happening if Gura hadn't stopped caring. She was a fucking toilet cleaner and a failed alcoholic VA. Where would she be without us? She has simply not thought about this and gotten way too comfortable

>>25755408
This. I don't *actually* give a fuck why she isn't streaming today, but it would have been nice to know ahead of time.

>>25754837
..is this seriously what chumbies been reduced to?
>hi guyz im busy with stressful life stuff huhaha!!
>*actually canceling streams to play with friends*
OMG you incel shes playing a character!!! Shes allowed to lie about whatever she wants
>hi guyz today i binged 4 hours of tiktoks in bed, nervously went to a recording studio, spilled a redbull at the barber, and went to the park in my cottagecore dress *shows pictures*
OMG shes such a cute friendless autist must protect her!!

Where do you draw line about being lied to and thinking shes telling the truth? When it paints the prettiest picture of her in your head? Sounds very convenient!

>>25755424
Her tummy is so squishable T u T

>>25755460
>Says she wants to communicate more
Doesn't
>WAAAAH ENTITLED INCEL FUCKBOI WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT THINGS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT.
Retard

>>25754160
I've been following his lood account since the day he made it, what i meant by "who cares" is that having a second account for lewds is a common practice, if you pay attention you'll find their alts.
Take MDStarou, despite being a doujinshi artist and posting lewds on his main he also has an alt where he posts other stuff.
https://twitter.com/MsMspc
https://twitter.com/mspc00004
For what purpose? Artists are like that.

>>25755478
>Ha ha I can't stream today
>Why?
>Does it matter?
>YES BECAUSE I HAVE TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Incel please. You don't have to know shit.

>>25755478
>(no proof)

>>25755463
That's what I'm saying lol. It's just funny to watch and imagine furious keyboard typing

>>25755531
>Doesn't
Who cares
>Retard
Cripple

I really miss her tonight and I'm pretty disappointed with no stream again. I understand she may be busy or may be dealing with other things but that doesn't make me miss her less. I still think she loves her fans and I still think she likes to stream but I also know sometimes she gets lazy or gets nervous, and it's a bit frustrating. I love her more than anything and can't wait to see her again

>>25755463
>threads fine all day
>schizo faggot comes back to samefag for 14 hours
Moderation doko?

>>25755463
It could be worse. We could have an actual yab. Which is what makes this current meltdown so much more hilarious.

>>25754867
DYRBI??
Well, Im sure she loves the EU guys that are obviously in her membership, so I guess youre sorta right

>Cripples are awake
>We have people unironically callilng each other incels
>People replying like retards
I think now is not a good time to be a coomerbud. I'll comeback later...

>>25755638
>the EU guys that are obviously in her membership
Yeah, me!

>>25755614
Shut the fuck up anti. Gura hates you. She can take as many days off as she wants to and doesn't owe you anything. Incel fucking loser cripple.

>>25755593
I do. So fuck off, retard. I don't appreciate being constantly lied to. Retard.

>>25755478
It's going to be really funny when everyone here just rolls over and accepts regular StarsEN collabs

I think schizos are paid opposition
All the shitposting got me loving Gura more than ever before

I hope Gura isn't taking a post birthday vacation as is holo tradition

>>25755662
Please save us, only lewds and hornyposting can beat the retards

>>25755686
>I do
And why do you think we care that you want something you can't and won't get? Why do you think any of us care about your temper tantrum? Cry more. Cry that an internet girl lies to you.

woah is this what happens when you become crippled?

>>25753040
I keep telling you guys im her bf and i'm here, yet people don't believe me. I've posted proof several times the last few days...

>>25755662
meidos are busy jerking off to mori and kiara offcollab

>>25755717
I seriously doubt it, considering that yeah everything this spam does is making you do the opposite
They should unironically go shill everywhere how Gura is much better than everyone else to obtain the opposite effect

>>25755537
what's this from

>>25755478
alright, I asked the wrong question. I'm sorry, let me conjure a better one.
why are >>25754492 waiting?

>>25755576
it's the worst thread I've seen in some time. like 100% pure unfiltered autismo mode. no wonder gura doesn't want to stream

>>25755686
>I do.
You're not important.

>>25755768
Not spoon feeding you any more, dumbud.

>>25754492
Teamate hands type this

Over time, Gura has come to appreciate the humble horny fan. Seen at first as a crude nuisance, they have since been elevated to her favorite type of fan as all others had too many schizo meltdowns. I endured mockery for over a year for being a gachikoi who wants to have sex with Gura, but now she loves me and gives me shark kisses, love tunnel rides, and sexytime succ.

I just realized I somehow fucked up when I first posted this and added like 10 seconds at the end. oops
https://files.catbox.moe/wcyf91.webm

>>25755537
It being a common practice doesn't mean it isn't FUCKING BULLSHIT. I don't care about whatever reasoning they have, make it easy for me to find your work you fucking pieces of shit.

>>25755782
gura knows 1% of her fans at best are here, and they're the most crazy portion

>>25755541
>Ha ha I can't stream today
Who are you quoting though? Gura just fucked off without a single word again it so can't be her.

>>25755801
please

>>25755782
How fucking new holy shit.

>>25755836
based cumbud

>>25755171
Weird that you're pretending to be me, Gura's future husband

>>25755840
jesas

>>25754867
we also got a random kiss yesterday!

>>25755843
They're doing it so it's difficult for you. By you, it means (You) specifically. It's perfectly hand crafted and forged to make sure, (You) don't get the goods (You) want. Capische?

>>25755858
Why do you think we need to know anything? Why do you think you are entitled to any knowledge?
>>25755737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjEGI2jk2A
I found a video of you.

>>25755717
It became such a desperation move to "make Gura pay" that is impossible to take it seriously or change my support, at this point is just annoying

This entire split should be purged, it should be cleansed in the unholy flamed of cunny and seeeex leaving no survivors but the most deprived and horny

>>25755996
>>25755686
Whoops, replied to myself. I meant this post.

>>25755975
You're probably one of them. Fuck you.

>>25755861
I don't have it, tough luck.

>>25755964
The past two times Gura kissed Ebi suddenly made my heart flutter. I'm not even a unicorn or virgin. She's fucking hypnotizing me

>>25755737
You care because you replied otherwise you'd fuck off, retard.
>>25755803
Neither are you, retard.

>>25756062
Me? Awww thanks. You're too kind

>>25756070

>>25756090
>Neither are you, retard.
Exactly. Doesn't change the fact that you're not important and you don't matter.

hypnotizing gooruh

>>25756090
Because you're shitting up the thread. I care about you shitting up the thread. I don't care that your dick can't get hard anymore. That's just funny.

>>25755685
heh

>>25755996
Who are you quoting?

>>25755234
>>25755440
I gonna says very likely, maybe not EN3 but eventually.
They usually get the designs from artist first and then look for talents that match the models (mainly voice). Laplus design could had easily landed on a EN member and vice versa Kronii design could had belong to a JP member if they happen to find a voice that match better. If Cover happen to be sitting on a loli design in their catalog then all they have to do is finding someone to match that design which shouldn't be too hard, EN1 have two members with high pitch voices (Gura, Kiara), & EN2 have 1 member with high pitch voices (Bae). It's very possible.

>>25755996
I'm not reiterating what I said for retards like you with reading disabilities.

>>25756076
you have a crush on her
many such cases

>>25756126

>>25755996
Youre not entitled to anything, but communication is a common grounds to show you give a shit about the people who support you.
Why do you want to support a whore that clearly couldnt give less of a shit about her job?

>>25756022
these creatures are such vile sacks of subhuman waste that it makes it even easier for me to overlook lower output or uninspired streams, because i want to support her just to spite them. these things are not human. they are defective specimens that need to be locked up in prisons and used as rape toys.

>>25755964
Is she slowly becoming more affectionate? I hope for more kisses. They tingle when she does it, like up and down my spine and my hair stands on end. God I love her.

>>25756137
Cry about it then, retard.

>>25756150
Was trying to quote the dude who thinks he is entitled to private information and how gura "is a great big phony", but I quoted myself by mistake.
>>25756155
>>25756199
This guy, basically. He's just standing here shouting "GURA IS A PHONY" over and over again from his wheelchair.

>>25755840
Naizuri...

>>25756076
it's because they were real kisses instead of chus, also the girl giving those is super cute

>in her early 20s
>used to be a literal toilet cleaner
>most likely bad relationship with her parents
>failed VA
>failed streamer
>no education beyond HS
>Alcoholic
Just think about where she would be now if it hadn't been for hololive
Yet she treats us like this

>>25755201
>>25755266
>>25755300
I just figured out you guys meant refrepro

>>25756245
CHUs are fine too but I wonder why she started giving real kisses. Anyone got a rrat?

>>25756179
>but communication is a common grounds to show you give a shit about the people who support you.
Says who? Where do you draw the line? Could it possibly be an arbitrary line that is different for everyone and you can't understand that?

>>25756076
Just her saying hi is enough to make me smile and feel like everything is alright. luv goomber

Hate antis
Love shark
simple as

>>25756179
>Why do you want to support a whore that clearly couldnt give less of a shit about her job?
Depends on how much you care or obsessed you are. So yeah it's fine like Gura does for me and always have been. This is not the first period where she doesn't stream or communicate newfag.

>>25756273
She accidentally did it the first time but seeing how much chumbies liked it started doing it more

>>25756265
>us
>pulling out ancient rrats that clearly aren't true
1/10 bait try harder next time

>>25756265
>where she would be now
In the same place but with less schizos

>>25756265
I'm sorry. I laughed.

Ill put money on it that the same people defending her shit are the ones cumming themselves over Gura kissing her shrimp in yesterdays stream lmfao.
Pathetic whiteknights, she'll keep being a horrible streamer and taking advantage of you, and you'll keep posting about how you love her.

>>25756031
nah it's good that they're here and not shitting up the whole catalog.

>>25756076
That's natural bud. Also it wasn't just a chu, she actually did a kiss

>>25756355
Literally didn't care.
I'm bored of playing with incel boy. Have fun.

Reminder that Gura kissed me multiple times recently, took me on a tunnel of love ride, and I have the perfect matching personality compared to hers. I am destined to be the last chumbud, and I WILL marry her one day

Go watch our fellow fembud prime fauner if you have time to shitpost in here.

>>25756265
>Just think about where she would be now if it hadn't been for hololive
Exactly, Hololive. Your contribution to her success is 0.

>>25756173
I WILL WATCH THE SHARKGIRL'S STREAMS. I WILL BECOME A LIFETIME SHRIMP. I WILL DONATE 90% OF MY SALARY TO THE SHARKGIRL. I WILL BUY THE SHARKGIRL'S MERCHANDISE. I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO TRIES TO REUPLOAD THE SHARKGIRL'S UNARCHIVED KARAOKES AND MEMBERS' STREAMS.

>>25756355
And you will keep crying about it

>>25756403
I am!

>>25756265
>>25755467
kek, I'm generous so here is (You). Do better next time.

>>25756355
>they’ll keep being happy
>you’ll keep seething when your shitposting is laughed off once again

>>25756385
>Gura took us on a festival date under the guise of gather material
She really is Lex Luthor..

>>25756265
you're a fuckhead

>>25756426
Nigga upgraded his bait

>While schizos are seething I'm busy watching VODs
I really REALLY like last night's Minecraft stream.

>>25756416
second ASMR leak is at 88k btw. People really love Gura's ASMR, as they should.

>>25756198
Yes, she decided she enjoys showing her love to us physically.

>>25756416
good..good..

>>25756355
Dumbfuck. Damn right I'll keep posting how much I love her. Sit there and broil you stupid cunt.

>>25756355
Yup, and il enjoy the happiness she gives me, to me she has done nothing but make my life better

>>25756449
>us
only me

I love Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

>>25756486
no need to worry, friend, it will be taken down soon because of the new rules that susan announced

>>25756486
Goomba do another...

>>25756486
Can you see views on member vods? I wonder how many times members rewatched it

>>25756469
Im about to play more project Diva. This shark brat has me hooked

>>25756198
in gura's own words, she became more cynical about people since starting but that hasn't stopped her from appreciating and connecting with her fans more, like in the con and member's streams, I feel like she knows a lot of her regulars, even more than just the big ones, by now which is something she didn't in the past. Honestly it's so admirable to watch someone handle herself so well on the internet, she might be pretty autistic sometimes but I still loke her

>>25756385
Me. I posted this.

>>25756541
Some numberfags did the playlist thing on them a little while back. It was at around 100k I think

>>25756531
god dammit what did that BITCHCUNT SUSAN do this time?

>purple is deleted
jesas

>>25756541
there's some way to get that from the mobile API. there was a thread about it a few months ago. i don't remember what the numbers were but it had a LOT more views than the average member VOD.

>>25756456
Tell me how I'm wrong
Just imagine yourself in her shoes and tell me that you wouldn't be more grateful towards your fans than she is being right now

>>25756491
It's nice to watch her love for chumbies grow over time.

>>25756541
It's at 110k now

>>25756530
same

>>25756265
>most likely bad relationship with her parents
where did people even got that from? gura missing her family in 2020? you don't miss someone if you have a bad relationship with them, it was covid shit that made her miss them

>>25756611
>Just imagine
Stop imagining, you will never be like her, you will always be a 2view.

>>25756355
I love that at moments like this you show that all this effort is just to try to turn people into antis and have a mini army to spam threads in the board, just like it happens with Mori, Kiara or IRys

POV: Gura right now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb13bEEwv20

>deleted [1/113]
heh

I guess Gura turned off the super thankies so I guess that wasn't on purpose. Was going to send one but now I can't. Was a little confused at how it worked since it says you could send a message with it but the only option I had was thanks. It was also capped at $50. Kind of wished youtube would remove the cap limit on superchats.

janny love

>>25756700

thank you so much, i hope you have a good day

>>25756545
She does a good job handling a literal ocean of tens of thousands of fans. The fact she remembers any of us at all and isn't just completely overwhelmed is admirable. And she gives us kisses.

>>25756715
She had the superthanks on?

>>25756611
>Ban Evading

>>25756355
has it ocurred to you that people watch gura for different reasons? personally I don't care about this shit because I'm turbo straight and I love dicks. I only care about her idol journey and how cute she is. But justifying stalking someone because "she's a huge peraonality, she gets stalked anyway" is the reason why she hates sharing every little detail of what happens in her life in turn making the stream frustrating for YOU schizos especially because YOU want to know everything.

>>25756355
Gura will keep taking advantage of our shrimp bodies.

i love gura
*pats gura*
i love gura!

>>25756611
Piss and broil shitforbrains. She's expressed her gratitude plenty. You a greyfag or something? Kill yourself.

>>25756688
Cute I hadn’t seen this

>>25756804
She imagines listens to the sound of thousands creepy crawlers imagining it's her shrimps covering all of her body and inside her cuncun.

>>25756804
Me on her chest getting a full body naizuri

>>25756591
yeah, not a single post me!

cutie

>>25756688
>Licking the moist puddle she left on the washing machine.

>>25756737
Come on anon at least post the soundpost

I can't wait for the WWE stream, I want to see the fanbase war it will bring

>>25756940
Me and my sharkwife that other shrimp is also me too

>>25756688
>Sitting on a washing machine while it's running with no pants on
What's being implied here?

>>25756778
>Woman
How do you feel about all the cunny posting

>>25756993
Vibrator action on her cuncun.

>>25756923
me on her chest sleeping comfortably on the snug warm hills and to the soothing 67 bpm ponponpon

Went to go play Open Fortress, what're you buds up to?

>>25757004
If its the regular fembud then she loves it, but I dont keep track if its just one fembud or several who post here

Thank god that fuckhead is gone. We might have a few minutes of peace to hornypost.
I want to bottom out in Gura's womb so hard that my dick bends.

GURA SENT FAUNA A LETTER

>>25757128
>I can finally continue to live in denial

>>25757112
gonna wash my car while listening to gura karaoke

>>25756778
>I only care about her idol journey and how cute she is
You must be greatly disappointed if her "idol journey" is something you care about LMFAO.
>you want to know everything
I dont know how many time it needs to be said before it finally gets drilled into your retarded heads.
I dont give a FUCK about what she does. I just dont like being lied to about the reasons why she cant stream, and Im tired of waiting for her to show some piece of evidence that she gives a shit about her position.
Even then, simply stating "Im going to be spending some time with friends, so light on streams this week" isnt oversharing anything. Its called telling the truth.
Also you can look at literally anybody else in EN with how they communicate with their fanbase. This problem is exclusive to Gura.

>>25757129
cute

>>25757175
He's back. Hey you, dick with ears. Neck yourself. Do it. Belt, throw it over the shower curtain rod, and just DIE.

>>25757129
She really does love chumbuds...

>>25757129
>let me know if you don't receive it
Stupid shork

Sniff shark cun

>>25757112
This was such a cute moment. Was such a good stream.

>>25757129
Did anyone get a cap?

>>25757129
I had to walk away and missed her talking about it. I hope to see a timestamp after the stream, that's so cute!

Try to be better this time chumbies. No free (You)'s this time.

>>25757129
Gura loves her kouhai

>>25757192
When were the last time you felt genuine happiness?

>>25757192
Stop watching Gura already and fuck off forever. How about that?

>>25757192
She doesn't owe you the truth. And you don't deserve the truth. Hope she keeps lying to you until you deepthroat a shotgun.

>>25757236
>>25757314
>>25757328
Literally seething

>>25757301
You aren't my mom, thread police.

>>25757129
why though? they literally have discord

>>25757129
gura is an exemplary senpai, proud of her

>>25757328
And she doesnt deserve to be in hololive lmfao.
Lazy, complacent cunt.

>>25757374
Keep wasting more of your life here. Do it. Dumb fuck.
Love me shork.

>>25757374
says the subhuman who seethes 24/7 about a virtual anime shark girl lmao

>>25757410
Good. I'm lazy too. Like I give a fuck. Love watching me shark. You're a boring anti.

>>25757410
You are insignificant and your opinion does not matter.

>>25757129
I couldn't care less

There he goes. Lets see how long it takes him to get another IP and ban evade again. What a stupid faggot.

I usually lurk, y'all need to smoke some weed or some shit and chill to some gura karaoke

GURA IN FAUNA'S CHAT

>>25757410
Yet she's the most subscribed hololive member and you're a failure indie.

based meido strikes again