/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pippa will ALWAYS wear Pippants.
Pippa will ALWAYS wear Pippanties.

Flakes will be MINE
Lia WILL make him put on the skirt
happy BIRTHDAY cutie

Without a doubt its Yuri but she said herself she likes the idea of cuddling to sleep more than sex. Which is how you really know that pussy is PRIME

LUMI IS A BAD WOMAN
IS LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE HECKIN BAD....

the flakes will not be mine

>>25712301
This! Lumi made me do squats and now women feel up my ass and call me "Sweet cheeks"

I AM GOING TO TICKLE THE BUTTHOLE OF PIPKIN PIPPA

I saw Pippa at the Cabela's in Acworth yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “pipipipipi” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of ammo in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the boxes of ammo and started scanning it multiple times, Pippa stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any federal infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

>>25709939
>Have you noticed how often Lisa gets pippa to talk about food in the most recent collab? She got her to speak about a variety of meals that can only be prepared at home, Lisa was talking about cooking from for Pippa but I believe this discussion will result in Pippa remembering all the tasty foods she could be cooking herself
I have noticed that!
> instead of eatting mcdonalds chicken nuggets (which are terrible in flavor).
The best replacement for chicken nuggets is karaage from boneless thighs!
Who knows maybe Lisa and Pippa will even learn how to use an air fryer together!

>>25712168
AWAY SCHIZIRU
NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES
EVER

Come out to play, rosebuds.

Thank you for raiding our snake Pippa

>>25712366
don't give up anon, if I don't have any competition my conquest will be lame

>>25712470
Rosebud thighs won't be boneless after I'm done with them.

>>25712470
I would like that alot, god a pippa and lisa cooking collab would be so fun to watch especially if they tried several simple dishes multiple times while just talking.

Er i mean it would be bad! Lisa is corrupting pippa and that isnt good at all

>>25712509
Your snake has been great, I really liked her voice!

>>25712509
I still like rita alot more but snake is pretty good
Rita inspires me and thats a little embarassing

>>25712053
Objectively I would probably say Lia? I imagine she keeps things prim and proper, and wouldn't be surprised if there's a nice floral scent, even.
Personally though I would choose Pippa, I'm pretty sure she'd cry but loudly beg you to keep going as she dug her nails in and pulled you closer and closer until you're basically just laying on top of her as she cries herself to sleep with you still inside.

>>25712658
>Rita inspires me and thats a little embarassing
Don't feel bad. Rita has literally been from-the-ground engineered as the perfect anti-menhera recovered sad girl.
Kind of hag Lumi.

>>25520832
>>25521311
Rosebud best tastebud.

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>25712740
Rita was a sad girl? I had no idea.
>Kind of hag Lumi.
Lumi being recovered depression fag is also why I like her alot.

>>25712760
I WILL hug the Pippa.

>>25712751
one of these posts is me and I am not a rosebud, recalibrate your rosebud sensors anon

>>25712806
>Rita was a sad girl?
Depressed orphanage team mom. Ended up no longer depressed after realizing she didn't have the *time* since otherwise her charges would end up depressed too.

>>25712715
I feel like you would need to be nice and gentle with pippa, get her used to being touched at all and move into hugs even before kissing. Then have nice slow sex the first few times

>>25712895
>Depressed orphanage team mom. Ended up no longer depressed after realizing she didn't have the *time* since otherwise her charges would end up depressed too.
Jesus fucking Christ it makes me seethe with rage that she had to take that role at all. But it makes me so fucking impressed that she was able to do it.

Introducing Pippa to the pleasures of sexual intercourse!

>>25712301
This but Yuri

>>25712990
This! Yuri called me trash, spit on me, and then tore my throat out with her teeth before kissing my ears. Then she started making dog sounds like a bloodhound barking!

>>25712509
>talks about naruto
>starts reeeing about muh female characters
>doesn't stop
I don't like your snake anymore.

>>25712970
This is why she instinctively acts like a surrogate doting mother to her viewers, which sounds wholesome, but can be annoying to those of us who have had a real doting mother.

>>25712184
Cutest soon to be couple in the Phase Connect Community.

>>25713151
I come from several gens of
>i had kids and now they will raise themselves
so her doting is pleasant to me

>>25713193
thanks for your lovely wishes anon

Horrible take but I prefer the old miserable mess Pippa more than the reformed Pippa.

https://www.nbcrightnow.com/news/four-suspects-face-jail-time-after-an-assault-in-kennewick-this-weekend/article_1c0278e2-e5a8-11ec-9b8d-77420a414513.html

I am a simple man, I want people to be happy if possible and for the girls in phase connect to have success

>>25713324
I used to think you were a larper but honestly Lia anti posts have gone down quite a bit since you started autisticly posting police reports. I now think there is a like 2% chance you aren't a larper and that's extremely based

>>25712098
I don't care for her voice

I miss Iori, I haven't caught her streams in awhile....

>Pippa before accepting Lisa as her friend
Low energy if not ranting about glowies, negative outlook, self-conscious about singing, hates own voice, not interested in self-betterment, drinks soda, sad!
>Pippa after befriending Lisa
High energy, much more positive, understands what must be done about the ants, starting to accept her voice and lisp, starting to cook and drink water, based!

All because a determined, slightly ditzy, fun, tooth-achingly sweet and nauseatingly (in a good way) positive sheep took a liking to her...

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1534382895829291008
NO YURI
THAT'S NOT GRASS YOU'RE TOUCHING
THAT'S CATNIP

>>25713672
I'm not into shipping but Pippa and Lisa seem like they could actually become irl friends.

>>25713672
Damn that actually sounds like straight out of fiction.

yellow woman bad

>>25714058
don't talk about Tenma like that

PINK WOMAN BAD

>>25713324
Please be real, made a parody songs in honor of your work sir

Antis love mamba
Schizos love mamba
Rapin’ all day with it
Gettin' so gay with it
Make ‘em obey with it, wow (uhh)

Antis love mamba
(Big black mamba)
Schizos love mamba
(Big black mamba)
Antis get raped with it
By a big black ape with it
Ass is agape with it, now

Cock goes to, Cock goes fro
Cock goes fast, Cock goes slow
Cock is black 'n' ass is white
(Niggers rapin' the antis)
(But antis won’t even put up a fight) (uhh)

Antis love mamba
Schizos love mamba
Dick’s gonna sling again
From a big black king again
Feelin' that sting again, wow (uhh)

Antis love mamba
(Big black mamba)
Schizos love mamba
(Big black mamba)
A huge anaconda, straight from Uganda
'Cause niggers rape antis tonight (uhh)

Antis love mamba
Schizos love mamba
Antis love mamba
Schizos love mamba

Cock goes to, Cock goes fro
Cock goes fast, Cock goes slow
Cock is black 'n' ass is white
(Niggers rapin' the antis)
(But antis won’t even put up a fight) (uhh)

Antis love mamba
(Big black mamba)
Schizos love mamba
(Big black mamba)
Dick’s gonna sling again
From a big black king again
Feelin' that sting again, wow (uhh)

(Antis love mamba)
Big black mamba
(Schizos love mamba)
Big black mamba
A huge anaconda, straight from Uganda
'Cause an anti gets
Loved by a mamba tonight

(Uhh)

>>25712098
Iori sitting down to take a massive dump with that fat deer ass...

Call me a newfag but why the fuck is anon writing a rap about a guy posting a link to a local news site article? What does this have to do with /pcg/?

>>25714058
t. yellow woman

Wouldn't it be amazing if pippa could get a pewds collab?

>>25714604
No girl in PC does that, retard.
Their anuses are pure and solely for you to stretch out.

>>25714645
Yeah welcome to pcg on a Tuesday night, man.

>>25714645
pretty tame for deadhours desu

>>25714645
He’s either the hero we need or a larper. No one knows for sure.

>>25713672
What makes my heart ache is the fact that Pippa almost blew it in their very first MC collab by constantly bullying and fucking with Lisa, but they came through and are now a very entertaining cross-corpo duo

>>25714758
>pewdiepie is actually interested
>fish says no
More likely than you think.

I want to lick Iori's armpits

>>25714937
Lisa was attracted to Pippa because Pippa was Pippa, therefore Pippa pulling a Pippa was the right thing for Pippa to do. Pippa.

>>25715041
True, I didn't consider that

>>25715041

>>25715027
. . .

look at this. I like this. (you) should like this.

>>25712184
thank you anons and thank you anons in the last thread

>>25716440
how couldn't i wish my husband happy birthday

>>25715398
>>25715653
It was YURI needing those, not IORI.

>>25715398
>what are YOU staring at?

>>25718469
>>25715653
I don't really notice women's breasts over their smell and eyes but if Bezos takes away the paihole there's going to be trouble.
This is a threat.

I'm gonna jerk off to Pippa if that's alright with everyone.

>>25718874
i do not approve

You are now thinking of Yuri's cute and tiny chest.

>>25718912
Fuck.
You cool with Lia then?

>>25718977
Ain't nothing tiny about Yuri.
Cause she's fat.

>Iori literally calls herself a maid on stream all the time when the lore is that she’s actually a secret agent in disguise

>>25719076
Sounds like the disguise works.

>>25719003
just because i want more dragon posts can ya go for Nasa? maybe it will awaken something in you that allows for some new sleepy girl content

>>25719076
sounds like she wants to serve

>>25719076
>he mafia guy, I'm actually just pretending to be one of you, my actual background is that I work for the FBI
You might be retarded, anon.

All times EDT / UTC / JST

07:00 / 11:00 / 20:00 - Michiru TBD
Link TBD

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Poppy Playtime 1&2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh4nTSi0Xa8

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Unpacking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuPlF55uxrM

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Lumi XCOM 2
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
>twice
fuck

>>25719145
Yeah sure why not

>>25714335
I want to believe

>>25714645
A while back we had an anon who would respond to anti posts by saying he'd dox them and hire niggers to beat/rape them.

>>25719776
>Kevin Nash was a Lia Anti

>>25713903
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi/status/1534438109320028161?t=5YmZQG9w12NZcKttqMY0Pg&s=19


Pippa...

>>25719433
>14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Poppy Playtime 1&2
I'm so looking forward to this. Scared Tenma is boner inducing.

Despite my best efforts Pippa continues to eat the glue, so I have decided to replace it with my semen. It hasn't slowed her down in the slightest but at least she's getting some nutrition out of it now.

It's time to jerk off to Pippa and go to sleep. Good night /pcg/.

>>25723284
but it's noon

>>25714645
> What does this have to do with /pcg/?
Dont worry about it.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1534432626164961281

https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1534446966611976192

>>25724880
Lumika...

>>25724880
Working out with lumi reminded me that I'm a 1 in a million genetic freak that
never realized his potential because of the internet.

>>25724880
I'm a simple man. I see funny anime woman I pick up the weights.

>>25724880
lifting for anime girls has been a long standing 4chan tradition. doesnt cure autism but at least you get /fit/ autists

Do any of the girls besides tenma have mascots that represent their fanbase? Especially interested in the jp branch.

>>25725108
This I started in 2008 or something slowed down but I still look good I think. If you look like a piece of shit it means that >>>>they won and what you believe in lost

I will never lift.
I exert my body enough at work, I am not spending my free time lifting shit.

What stream was it where Pippa talked about her schizo spreadsheets?

Who would win in a tail wrestling match between Tenma and Yuri?

>>25726226
Wouldn't be fair to Tenma since Yuri is way out of her weight class.
Cause she's fat.

>>25726226
Yuri's tail is longer, could choke out Tenma's

>>25726226
Yuri would be distracted....

>>25725836
Vermintide.

It is only a matter of time before Lisa corrupts pippa entirely. Imagine it pippa in a frilly dress, healthy skin, a smile, and she greets you like an old friend. THAT IS THE FUTURE LISA IS CREATING WE MUST STOP HER

>>25726807
Pippa dropped Lisa today for cunny
Your hag is irrelevant

>>25724880
>>25724929
>>25725072
>>25725108
She is building an army.

>>25726879
Lisa dropped Pippa. I'm glad that Lisa realized how shitty Pippa is.

>>25726879
>>25726963
Lisa probably woke up late, shes really been enjoying all the extra time to sleep since moving now that she isnt her mom's caretaker

>>25727072
Can you just play along. Please. /pcg/ is really just too peaceful and its hard for a rratmonger like me to make a living.
Pippa said Lisa was going to be busy during the planned time. My guess is that it would have made the stream short and they decided to reschedule it instead of having a short stream.

>>25727301
>
That's a lie, Lisa told pippa they aren't friends and she was just using her to get viewers and to prove she wasnt lying she said "Fr fr no cap, swag"

>>25727394
Nah, Lisa was the Pippa is rude poster and told Pippa that. Pippa was heartbroken and killed herself, the Pippa we saw this stream was a clone the fish had made for an occasion like this.

No Michiru today, she doesn't feel well.
t. witter

You see Pippa?
That bowling pin shape, these straight up ears.
She was specifically made to elicit my desire for hugging.
And I am not against it, therefore I WILL HUG THAT PINK RABBIT GOD DAMN IT.

>>25727657
fish is a glowie and they clonned pippa like they clone celebrities, this time so they can study non-compliant behavior and also put everyone that watches her on a glowie list

>>25713672
>starting to cook and drink water
If only she could keep up with what she starts.

ピッパ抱きします!

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1534508170973954048?s=20&t=icG_5a3nJSA1eBa_uZTYUQ
Please Yuri, don't touch grass anymore.

>Think about Pippa's feet
>Prostate immediately starts throbbing
>Jerking off doesn't even help at this point
This rabbit has permanently blue balled me and she doesn't even know it.

Pippa should do a stream where she shows her feet instead of her face.

>>25729148
The Discord League of Legends Sex must be good for poor Sakana to stay sane with these mental asylum he calls "Phase Connect"

>>25729345
As I am not a foot fag I don't like every feet, so I am afraid I will stop loving her if they don't look good.

>>25729810
I mean these feet.

>>25729345
Honestly this.
Or really anything at this point, Pippa.
I get not wanting to pander too hard to coomer stuff, I don't want you to either, I'm happy you don't, but maybe buy some really cute socks so you can justify showing them off on Twitter and be real nonchalant about it.
Or maybe do a hand cam stream and pull a Saruei under the guise of a joke or something just once, please Pippa.
I hate to beg but my balls really can't take it anymore.

>>25729908
Ho, sure, I'd wouldn't mind these.
She should also stream with just her ears.

>>25729949
refer to >>25729908

There is only one context where footcam is acceptable and that's the use of pedals for driving games.

I LIKE LIA!

Lia is a cunt.

Lia has a cunt.

>>25729978
as such.

>>25730436
Her best features right there.

>>25730436
This is it, this is the Pippa, the rest can be tossed away.

>>25730227
I started watching Lia because of the braps!
I stayed watching Lia because I like Lia!

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1534519466243067906

Which Phase member has the most aesthetically pleasing vagina

>>25731043
Probably Iori, would have been Lumi if she wasn't used goods.
I suppose Uruka could be close second.

>>25731043
Lori or Lia

I want Michiru to play Dark Souls 2.

>>25731401
So do I. And I am going to play it alongside her.

>>25731043
>Lia
average woman tier
>Nasa
cloaca
>Iori
athletic look
>Uruka
exactly what you'd expect from a bear
>Michiru
actually ugly but maintains the appearances with sorcery
>Tenma
uoh but hag debuff
>Pippa
imagine the stench
>Lumi
prim and proper, high maintenance
>Yuri
UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

Lumi and Lia have the cleanest and most pleasant
Pippa and Yuri almost surely have disgusting vaginas

weak load anon?

>>25731755
Yuri is too pure to have a disgusting vagina

>>25731900
Yuri is a slob

I cant wait to see this company backstab each other after gen 2 debut ;)

>>25731995
Lumi if you want people to trust you you must trust them back too

I would deep French kiss Pippa even if it meant one of her abscess’ popping mid tongue kiss and me swallowing all her puss

>>25731900
Anon it's a given Yuri's vagina is unpleasant.
Cause she's fat.

I’ll play my first card on June 22. Cyberlive is dead. Now its Phase turn :)

>>25732799
Remind me what happened on March 21 and May 14.

>>25732841
That’s me. And im going to leak everything

>>25732913
Yeah just like you did on those days. You've danced this dance before, stop wasting thread space.

>>25732799
Don't put my witch wife out of a job, that's rude.

>>25732913
But I was May14thanon. Still have it all but saw no need to post as CyberLive died on the 13th.

>>25732913
>>25733133
now kiss

>>25733133
Ok, no need to lie. I am the actual May 14th anon. I was not the same as March 21st, I was larping as Misaki for funsies. I have never had any information, but it was interesting to see CyberLive freak out like there was something to leak if I really had been Misaki.

https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1534388444016693248

>>25731995
I feel like Gen2 is going to show the limits of Phase as a company. I wouldn't be surprised if a year Pippa, Lumi and Tenma are at 1k ccv while the rest of gen1 is still around low 3views and gen2 can't get out of the lmao2views.

>>25731995
>gen 2
>existing

>>25733322
If you say so.

That is a very nice battlestation, Yuri.

>>25734360
Look at how flat she is.

>>25734360
>meds at desk
>still needs reminding
yubi...

>>25734360
Cute lappy
Shit case

>>25734484
brain fog

>>25734360
Cute Moon Jelly plushy. I have the same.

>>25734880
>>25733515
Impressed a literal 2view like Jelly is doing as much as she does

The Tera 2view Pippa collabed with has some real hot takes

>>25735025
Where did Pippa find this amazing person?

>>25735025
Trannies didn't sway my view of traps in anime.
I don't like trannies
I still like anime.
They can rope.

>>25735025
Holy based

>>25735142
Well TERA used to be basically a breeding nest for them

>>25735366
Every day I regret picking Planetside more and more.

>>25735025
Based

>>25735366
Maybe I should pick up lost ark

>>25735536
>traps aren't gay
was that an actual take outside of 4chan or is that poor thing stuck here forever too?

>>25735610
There is a nearly 2 million view youtube video talking about why traps aren't gay.

>>25735610
you are here forever is not a joke anon
t. 2007

>>25735536
Fucking based, I hate this particular brand of closet gay.

>she actually took my advice to call it intermittent fasting
kek

>>25735858
She's mentioned intermittent fasting in Lumi's chat like a month ago

Well? She's telling you what she wants, an-non.
You going to do anything about it?

>>25737156
Sorry but I have moved onto Yuri. Please never contact me again Pippa.

>>25737156
Pippa has outgrown me and chat moves too fast
Lia holds the key to my heart now

>>25737233
Yuri is into unity

>>25737409
Sorry but I have moved onto Gen2. Please never contact me again Yuri.

>>25737156
Sorry but Pippa is for entertainment only, desires of any other sort are for the Iori and her sweaty pits.

>>25734919
views are like the only thing Jelly doesn't have.

Wow okay fine. Pippa, I will correct you. I will restructure everything part of you both physically mentally and spiritually. I will remake you in the eyes of the Lord. I will read and explain the Bible to you over the course of a year. I will encourage you to embrace your femininity and wear beautiful dresses. I will be with you as you get baptized and as you have your first communion. We will promenade downtown and mull over who you will pick for your confirmation saint. We will raise our children in an environment healthier than both you and I had. We will grow our food and raise our goats and chickens together. We will be active members of our community and we will try to leave the world a better place than we found it. Pippa, I will correct you.

Do you think Pippa could land a Monkey D Luffy collab?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xds00gPAOk8
I mean he’s a vtuber after all. A little weird that his roommate is a woman but can’t do much about that.

>>25738653
damn she old

Bros I forgot how old she is....
Will she be there to see the One Piece...

>>25738720
Accomplished VAs are generally in their 40s to 50s

>>25738788
No

>>25735610
She meets alot of people from here through videogames and containment has never once worked since its original suggestion. Alot of her opinions on why porn is bad is because alot of the people she met stopped chasing women entirely because they would just jerk off and didnt feel motivated to go after girls

>>25735025
Oh she has a ton of them and they are almost all true.

>>25735425
>Every day I regret picking Planetside more and more.
mmorpgs are just chat rooms with a game glued on. Its why the population is incredibly high with asocial types, women, and outcasts. You are kind of shit out of luck though because FFXIV is like weird office workers and WoW is nostalgia fags, both of which are incredibly asocial games for the genre

>>25735425
Shut your fucking mouth anon.
Those precious days of war and battle with treasured comrades hold far more value than playing dress-up with down syndrome pre-teens.
You have nothing to regret.

>>25741022
i bet you aren't even fucking TR probably a filthy VANU

>>25738720
UWAAA HAG
EROTIC

>>25741079
...maybe

>>25741250
its cool my boyfriend is as well

it kinda bothers me how things with Pippa are now about
>I wonder who I can collab with so I can leach off of their viewers? I wonder if collabing with this person will get me to 4view hmm.....
I hope she eventually gets that out of her head and she does vtubing for the love of the game

>>25712308
Isnt Lisa much taller than Pippa?
she posted a pic of her body in pippas stream and she seemed slim and tall

>>25741519
Her last collab was with a 1view

since no one is streaming
twitch.tv/kkcyber
answering some maros and playing Minecraft

>>25741736
I love the colors of her model, thanks anon

>Phase Connect
>No one is connected

>>25741736
she sounds fat

>>25741859
You know what's funny? Gentoo won't even fix that because they are all from the same time zones.
Phase Overlap.

>>25741895
No that's Yuri.
You know cause she's fat.

>>25742062
Not my fault everyone wants to leech from Pippa. There is nothing preventing them from streaming now.

>>/25741519
Except the vast majority of her collabs are with people less popular than her, leechposter-kun.
Even among corpos.

>>25741736
Gave her shot.
Tapping out.
Voice is annoying; sounds like a parody of someone trying to do a know it all western fat white woman.

>>25742234
>anon discovers valley girls: the post

>>25742262
>valley girls are real
I thought it was just a meme

>>25741250
i love mr reddit frog hes so funny

>>25742384
of course not, Lia has the accent too

>>25742513
I had no idea, i always assumed it was like a tv thing but I have never visited either coast so now im curious about what other accents are real.

>>25731043
>Lia
Normal vagina but bigger in size
>Nasa
Yeah.. cloaca, smells good
>Iori
A bit of hair but kept neat, cute pussy
>Uruka
Squishy in a good way, always wet
>Michiru
Landing strip, well kept
>Tenma
UOOOH
>Pippa
a bit stinky, enlarged clit but cute
>Lumi
beef curtains, stretched
>Yuri
hairless and plump but in a cute way

>>25742846
Thank you, anon. It's appreciated.

>>25742846
I will sword fight Pippa.

>>25742846
>beef curtains, stretched
From me, real though you can push that inside them with your cock and it makes them cum easier its kind of sick

Michiru got a clipper!
https://twitter.com/yuuki_etchan/status/1534474797970706432
I ABSOLUTE HATE IT, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ZOOMER EDITING?

>>25741022
I have much to regret.
I spent 2,000 hours over three years skill grinding in a shitty arena shooter whose only saving grace was that you could have enough people in the arena to make it unplayably laggy. The friends I'd made were all gone after I lost internet for a year. Where I'd once been one of the better players on the server I was now getting shit on left and right by those who'd managed the close the gap and go beyond. My outfit was unrecognizable, the teamspeak was unpopulated and I didn't know a single name in the new discord. I was alone. A thousand max crashes, desperate pointholds, Prowler columns and endless hours of herding the retarded cats I called outfitmates. The four full platoons we managed that once, the 300 MCG kills on a single Friday for the aurax, the wall of strikers outside the VS warpgate the day before nerf. All meaningless, all lost, remembered by no one but me. Tears in rain.
Thank you for reading my blog.

>>25743328
>JP branch SAVE operation is progressing smoothly
Well shit.
>spoiler
See to me this is no different than 2000s MADs and YTMND sensory overload collages.
In my personal experience the people who bitch about quick cuts, cutaway gags and repetitive shit the most are late zoomers themselves and aren't away that this is nothing new.
27 is still zoomer.

>>25743513
Stop reminding me that I'm a zoomer.

>>25743513
I'm not a zoomer. Still 27 is pretty old.
That said, no the editing is nothing like what we had a few years ago, sensory overload collages and quick cuts don't explain it.
For instance, that's what sseth is, but sseth is good, this is just obnoxious.
HEY DO YOU KNOW XFILES?
HAHA SUNGLASSES DEAL WITH IT MEEEEEEEEME
I swear I want to murder.

>>25743566
I had to read articles about dem no-good party-going millennials well into 2018 I'm only passing on the pain.
Also daily reminder that falling birthrates mean that in western countries there's a bigger skew towards the older end of things.

>>25743513
>Spoiler
I'm 27, no one classifies 27 as zoomer, man

Uhh, ringobuds?

>>25743500
IKTF, i had to uninstall steam and all vidya because i dont even enjoy the communities, the vidya, or any of it i just use it as a way to cope with life mindlessly. All my peers overtook me nearly 10 years ago and all of this time has been wasted on things I didnt even slightly enjoy

>>25743328
zoomer editing is based on memes in the editing community. If something is popular everyone does it, especially because it gets more views

>>25743897
>the editing community
wtf

>>25743500
>basically that exact story but swap all the engaging gameplay with 'playing dress-up'.
>that's what he wishes he had done instead
What are your pronouns?

>>25743963
>wtf
Did you not know? anon all of the editors visit similar communities and just repeat styles based on the most popuilar content. Its like how reddit does all those low effort wojaks, chad, and in geneneral kicking the dead horse into dust.

>>25741598
Lisa is 5'5

>>25743973
his pronouns are my/wife

>>25744321
>Lisa is 5'5
Im surprised how many vtubers are so fucking short and from the coasts. Does being good looking just make you shorter or something?

>>25744378
I am not the rosebud you are looking for.
>>25743973
>engaging gameplay
God I wish.

>>25743513
>spoiler
what about 30 what about 32

>>25744646
> 32
my future husband

>>25744480
>Im surprised how many vtubers are so fucking short and from the coasts. Does being good looking just make you shorter or something?
My theory is simply
>Person is short
>Person is not taken seriously
>person plays into being cute to get what they want
>Person does excellently when acting cute becomes part of the job description because they've been raised (heh) on acting and thinking in cute ways
Meanwhile average to tall girls would act in more regular ways.

>>25744480
vtubing is the womanlet hobby

>>25743500
This but dota 2 and for 3k hours

>>25744942
thats so much worse anon, have this hug gif from yuru yuri

What is Lia’s membership like?

>>25745111
Handjobs. Mandatory handjobs. Even when it starts to hurt. Even if you can't cum anymore. Too many regulars have died.
Don't join her membership anon, save yourself.

>>25712098
Any more art of this noughtie thotie done by the same artist?

>>25744321
>I'm the same height as Lisa
Kinda hot ngl

>>25745111
Game nights, asmr, and some art previews, I think in the future they will be better because her new meds are making her energetic/active. If you watch her streams her members are ungodly generous with handing out memberships.

>>25745235
Begone, coomer!

>>25745235
Only if you go commission it with your money

>>25745222
Any braps?

>>25745272
It's time to put on the dress anon

>>25745314
Thanks for the info anon. Also what she’s on meds? Sorry I’m a newfag

>>25744480
5'5" is actually above the US average

>>25745377
No. Even hell has standards.

>>25745430
depression, been dealing with it for a while now but she's slowly getting better

>>25745430
Alot of them are heavily depressed but they are all slowly coming out of it, Lumi manages hers the best she doesnt even think she has it anymore.

Lia has been heavily depressed for awhile she had to drop out of becoming an engineer because of it. But this most recent medication change has had some improvement and she is putting a SIGNIFICANT amount of effort into her own life outside that which is impressive with her level of depression.

>>25745536
Did she say what specific meds she's on?

I'll never understand americans that get addicted to drugs

>>25745595
>becoming an engineer
What kind?

>>25745602
no just that she's on meds and getting better
you maybe could ask her in stream or on twitter but who knows if she'll answer

>>25745659
High Frequency Trading (HFT) software engineer.

>>25745657
Why would that be an America specific thing?

>>25745657
Europe is full of junkies what do you mean? God help you if you ever visit the UK or Australia because both of those places are overloaded with meth addicts

>>25745400
I-I don't wanna...

>>25745802
>5'5
You don't get to decide.

>>25745595
Hmmm how odd. I wonder why depression is so common these days.

>>25745536
>taking meme meds
No wonder she's lunatic. These are poison.

>>25745449
>average height for girls is 5'4
oh wow I guess I really dont pay attention to women at all.. I always assumed it was like 5'9

>>25742846
>enlarged clit

>>25745730
That's cool, does she talk about it in detail at all?

>>25745773
I can't think of a single other country where people think getting addicted to "anti-depression" meds is a good thing

>>25745843
>Hmmm how odd. I wonder why depression is so common these days.
in the past you would just drink, smoke, do cocaine, or you were to busy surviving, you were still fucking insanely stupid because of the depression symptoms but you just lived in your haze.

Now things are abit better and you have time to sit in your despair and not be distracted. My grandparents and great grandparents told me they share my exact feelings growing up but they didnt have time to acknowledge them or they wouldnt survive.

I also want to mention Lia does go to therapy and does other things BESIDES meds for her depression. She isnt trying to crutch she is making the effort to get better

Canada needs to fully ban all guns so I don't have to worry about Yuri fucking shooting me when I go to visit her.

>>25745657
Thats just women. Imagine being barely 20 and living life on easy mode and still being depressed

>>25745843
"Instead of removing the conditions that make people depressed modern society gives them antidepressant drugs. In effect antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable.”

>>25746020
I mean if you are an American you are on easy mode in general. If we look at you its kind of sad you aren't a doctor, a lawyer, or making 6 figures in general

>>25746054
Modern society suggests you go to therapy first and resolve your issues, meds are actually suggested as a last resort. The problem is if you go to your doctor in the USA they will just prescribe you whatever until they get sued.

Another thing is lobbying for drugs in the USA is comical.

In America if you do not take care of yourself physically, mentally, and emotionally you are just prey for business

>>25746054
Correct and based

>>25745990
>not wanting to get shot by your waifu
do you even?
>tfw you will never get shot by Pippa
Why even live?

>>25746059
What this anon said. Burgers have it VERY FUCKING GOOD compared to the rest of the world.

>>25746054
Good morning, Pippa.

>>25745823
But I'm a boy, an-non
I can't wear a dress

>>25746293
a game of pretend

>>25746293
And?

>>25746293
So?

>>25745950
bro what
most people on anti-depressants want off of them, with or without their depression "cured"
the side effects of anti-depressants can be jarring
not everyone ofc, but it isn't a drug that I would default to thinking "oh this can easily be abused"
try pain meds, whole different ball game

>>25746382
He's a retard anon you cant reach him.

>>25745843
>covid still being a thing especially in california where alot of vtubers are from
>the news being a constant feed of global death and destruction
>probably still being in college but classes are online and you don't really get the same experience
>being a woman in general
>likely developing some sort of dissociative identity disorder (i.e. am I vtuber or am I me?) being an anime girl for so long
>thinking about what you're going to do after college
>in Lia's case wanting a stable income from streaming, but that being rather difficult, but also getting a job and being an agency streamer is hard as more is expected of you than being an indie
take all of that with a grain of salt, just putting myself in their shoes for a minute and trying to think of reasons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLC9_7u0PQ4
Watch the spider if you're so bored.

>>25746513
>AMI WAS LIVE
anon you are my hero

Rosemi is on.

>>25746513
Who asked?

>>25746293
we can go shopping together and I'll pick one out for you anon

>>25746347
>>25746362
>>25746377
Please stop trying to groom me stick to that Flakes guy or something

>>25746570
You're welcome. I almost missed it too.

>>25746642
Just messing with you anon, i prefer taller men

>>25746642
you act like you have a choice in this, either put it on or I will find you and gut you like a fish

>>25746642
Flakes already has a husband (me), teammates are rosebuds however are open grooming targets. (you) will put on the dress and like it.

>>25746642
>capippalist
>teamate
You're already in a dress.

>TENMA WAS FUCKING LIVE
YOU
NIGGERS

Can we please hurry to the next thread I am scared of you people now

>>25747207

>>25747207
She literally always streams at this hour since she debuted. Which thread are you raiding from?

>>25746642
>a straightforward denial
Wow! A twink who isn't here to turn the thread into his personal erp discord server? In MY /pcg/? Oh mah gah!

>>25747352
Nigger I am short not a fucking twink

>>25747484
its the same thing

>>25747484
I will pick you up and throw you into bed

>>25747484
>short
put in some effort then and become a proper twink

>>25747352
I unironically miss Hex, it kept the literal faggots contained, don't you have discord to ERP?

>>25747837
>hex bitch is sobbing in the thread
oh jee wizzz another pussy sobbing, real original anon you are so unique

>nofap/noporn for 3 weeks
>started having actual dreams again when i sleep
>woke this morning soaked in fucking cum after dreaming about lisa and pippa kissing in a very slow and passionate way
I have hit a new level of fucking degen

>>25747837
we're we in the same hex? I remember the Flakes poster having a meltdown when he left for a week

>>25748107
Alright this has convinced me to make an actual effort to not jerk off

>>25747924
>>25748135
I never went to Hex, I'm saying it kept the faggotry out of the real thread
Flakes posting only returned once they gave up keeping Hex alive

>>25748234
Avoid all porn as well, i feel like my head is buzzing desu

Why do faggots think they are welcome here?

>>25748492
why would I need to be "welcome" im not a spineless nigger like you that needs to be invited in

>>25748492
it's not my fault, he said he was 5'5, and added the e-embrassed thing in his typing. actually begging for it

>>25748492
Same reason newfags do.

>>25748241
>flakesposting
I wish it was just flakesposting. At least flakes only replies once every few threads.
Now the back and forth that this rosebud fag engages in? That's the real tumor of the thread

>>25748492
Apparently Lia said once that she would like to watch 2 boys fap their dicks together so that makes them welcome here

>>25749108
The one who derails schizo posting all the time? I would rather have fags than adult men who make up fantasy stories in their head about how this talent or that talent is doing bad thing.

>>25749108
anon you sound like an insecure closeted faggot

>>25749108
Thats what happens when they are so irrelevant they dont make generals anymore but instead of going to the NijiEN general like any normal human being would, he instead invades other generals.
I dont know the politics of the NijiEN general but it could also be that he got kicked out of there too for being a gigantic faggot

>>25749175
So
In the end it really was all Lia's fault..
Huh

>>25749175
hot

>>25749382
>he got kicked out of there too for being a gigantic faggot
You make him feel right at home being such a bitchy drama fag

>>25749382
Rosemi lost her general? But she's so adorable.

First and last time posting here

>>25749937
hello and goodbye

>>25749492
>telling a faggot that avatarfags and dertails threads to fuck off makes you the dramafag
Tell us more anon.

>>25749937
I already miss him..

I will continue posting here.

>>25750052
>derails threads
derails unironic schizo drama posts sure, its why you are so mad it hurts your little ego

>>25750126
The schizo drama posts are more on-topic than your faggotry ever could be

>>25750126
literally first and only rule of the board
>Please note that discussion should pertain to a VTuber's streams and content, and should not pertain to their real lives, relationships, or appearances ("IRL").

>>25748492
>good chunk of the company is fujos
>top oiler is gay
>rest finds it hilarious
Gee I wonder.

>>25750171
they really aren't and they are incredibly flamboyant so i have no idea why you are so mad about faggots while acting like one. Is that why you are so angry anon? You aren't the gay boy getting all the (You)s

>>25749492
>>25749492
>only argument is "waaaah, why won't you let me ERP on your general?!"
Fuck off. At the end of the day, this is a thread about phase connect, on an anonymous imageboard. Named regulars are fine and all, but not when they are deliberately and constantly drawing attention to themselves. Especially when its off-topic, and fucking gay ERP at that.
At that point, you're just being a fucking irritant.
>>25750126
>no! we are actually doing a public service! You should be thanking us!
Do you really think anyone is buying this bullshit? Go and look at the last ERP sessions you had with that fag; the only thing you derailed there was normal discussion about streams.

>gayposting makes the dramafaggots mad
Noted.
The doxxschizo cries out as he strikes at you.

>>25750466
stay mad drama boy

we are currently being raided by Lia and Iori who seek to derail the thread with femboys, next will be freddy fazbear spam
open your eyes sheeple

>>25749658
That nigger is telling like one quarter of the story. What happened is that Rosemi's popular enough that people just talked about her in the general and her dedicated thread never caught on.

>>25750475
Last thread proves you wrong
>everyone enjoying the pippa stream
>suddenly samefagging up the ass starts being posted with all posts being 1 minute apart

>>25749108
>Now the back and forth that this rosebud fag engages in? That's the real tumor of the thread
he posts twice a thread usually when someone brings some politics faggotry or anti post timeloops in youre mad because your shit doesn't stick nigger and its really obvious too. cope harder we all know what you are

>>25750583
at last i truly see, LIA I SUBMIT

>>25750466
heh hoh your fragile dramafag ass is on fire
seethe more snowflake

>Pippa, Yuri, and Lumi threads all staying alive
They're making it bros

>get called out for shitting up the thread
>make up some shit about derailing the thread to foil dramafaggots
>provide no proof or evidence whatsoever
>now everyone that criticizes me is actually a dramafag!
The 3rd wave of fagposters on /pcg/ are bad-faith shitposters too. Imagine my fucking shock.

>>25751041
Wait someone's making threads about Lumi & Yuri now?

Infighting connect

>>25751041
they're the most popular members of phase
and conveniently the ones with the most drama attached to them
>Pippa is Pippa
>Yumi killed Cyberlive
>Slugma buried it next to Tsunderia

>>25751268
>>25729081
>>25676917

>>25750583
Lia has always been the Flakes poster, I didn't know iori was in on it too. this goes deeper than I thought. are they trying to groom all the short men into becoming pretty boys? what do they gain from this? I'm scared bros

>>25751342
In a year or two /vt/ will have the big four instead of the big three.
God save us.

>>25751319
Its threadreaders like you that I'm glad none of you know Tenma exists.

New thread
>>25751426

>get called out for shitting up the thread
>make up some shit about rosebuds derailing the thread to foil faggots
>provide no proof or evidence whatsoever
>now everyone that criticizes me is actually a faggot!
The 3rd wave of dramafaggots on /pcg/ are bad-faith shitposters too. Imagine my fucking shock.

>>25751515
anon it's only been 6 minutes did you have to post it again already?

>>25751342
...I saw both of those threads, now that I think about it.
Shocked they're still around.
>that first reply on the Lumi thread
YOU NIGGER THAT IS NOT THE POOIIIIINNNNTTTT.
>that other mass-(you) farm with the debunked (but funny as fuck so I might actually help spread it) PhD claim
AGAIN
NOT
THE
POINT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I genuinely do not get why people only have the capacity to enjoy a single type of chuuba for a single type of reason. Hikkitubing is genuinely fun. But overachiever genetic freak comedian vtubers are a spice all of its own. I just don't see why they don't Get it.

>>25751515
>>>make up some shit about rosebuds derailing the thread to foil faggots
You might want to read that part again...

>>25751445
...who's the current 3rd?
VSPO?
774?
I seem to recall that in JP it's Noriopro aka the company founded because the now-CEO had such a trap fetish she became a vtuber.

>>25751903
vhojo

>>25751924
Oh. Right. I always kind of forget them because every /lig/ indie does what they do and they do what every /lig/ indie does and /lig/ was initially made to contain vtubers that got kicked out of /vsj+/ so it's tricky to remember they're actually a group.