/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2569766
>you are useless dads
>why don't you work?
>no one loves you
What did she mean by this?

>>2569784
Your daughter's pussy is cute and funny

>>2569766
I love the Japanese audio clip she posted with the clicking noises. The absolute disgust in her voice is such a turn on.

I think we're breaking her...

>She loves Ted Chiang books
We are LITERALLY made for each other
See ya later virgins

>>2569841
Link?

>>2570007
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382514773879705603

>>2570015
bea...please bite off my ballsack...

>>2569983
Any recommendations for someone who doesn't know him at all?

someone should make bea a minecraft skin in case she wants to play.
even if she doesn’t it would still be good fanart

>>2570075
Get "Stories of Your Life and Others", it's a collection of some of his short stories (as far as I know he hasn't wrote yet a full novel)
The short story that gives the book its title (Story of Your Life) was adapted a few years ago by the Blade Runner 2049 director, so that's also a good option

>>2570110
I actually had a dream last night that she streamed Minecraft. It could be a sign...

I am the biggest Beatani Anti

>>2569812
>I’m genius!
This bear can’t be so cute...

>>2570166
prove it

>>2567717
If the other anon actually started working on the choco-ishi video translation: I asked Bea if she could give me a full copy of the wall of text that scrolls by in the beginning of that video (since it's clipped on both sides, I can't fully make the sentence where she mentions Myst).
She told me she's preparing the text, but I have to hit the hay right now. I'll post it here, in case it helps -- it would be a nice add to the wiki in any case.

Her merch is way too fucking cute. I love her.

>>2570577
Will you post pictures of yourselves wearing or using Beatani's merchandise, dads?

>>2570630
Once I lose weight, sure

>chuuba that uses 4chins
>panders to anons with cute and funny memes
>was actually a whore all along
Top fucking kek! thank goodness I never subbed and didn't give her a single view. Enjoy your cute and funny NTR experience faggots!

>>2570469
I'll try and share my 3dpd form, before I cut my hair and can't pull off a girlish look (ignoring my gigantic shoulders of course).
>>2570647
Based motivation dad. Make sure you hit that DDR machine near you -- remember that one of Bea's hobbies is dancing.

>>2570712
>NTR
I'm her dad though.

>>2570712
>You didn't notice as soon as she started race-mixing with Teddy.
ISHYGDDT (I see how you got dicked down there)
Am I false-flagging correctly?

>>2569766
Are the sizes on Beatani-ya Asian or Amerifat?

I love my gross daughter!

>>2570733
Thankfully my local ROUND1 finally reopened

>>2570733
>DDR Machine near you
the only DDR im close to is the former Deutsche Demokratische Republik

Sex with my daughter

>>2570712
I know you're falseflagging but still, please don't do that. Threads become uncomfy real quick thanks to things like these.

Has she or anyone posted our daughter on reddit yet? If not, what should I have in the post? I think it'd be good for numbers.

>>2570469
Here it is, can't do my sleep reps for some reason.
>おはだよ!僕、熊谷ちさとです。
>どこにでもいるいたって平凡な24歳の会社員……だったはずなんだけど、異常テクノロジーを持つお姉ちゃんと喧嘩したせいでインターネットに閉じ込められちゃった。
>兄弟げんかのせいで異次元に閉じ込められるなんて、まるであの名作謎解きゲーMYSTのような境遇だね
>それ以来、毎日インターネットの海を漂っているのですが、孤独にさいなまれてもう大変!あ~あ、バーチャル存在の辛いとこね、これ。
>というわけで、友達を作るために、僕もVtuberとして活動していくことにしました。これを見てる君、もしよかったら一緒に遊んでね!
>仲良くなったら、僕のことは、熊谷だからべあたにって呼んでください。

>>2571057
Go back and stay

>>2571096
You must be new.

well dad?

>>2571073
>She just helped me out by giving me the entire goddamn script.
Kek, I better take a stab at translating that video at least.

Tell me the truth, why is she so mean to us?

>>2571298
tsundere kuma

>>2571298
nukumority

>>2571057
please don't

>>2571352
Why not? It's a free ad.

>>2571417
>free

>>2571417
I'd rather spend 20 bucks to have her face plastered on /vt/ and /jp/.

>>2571298
she knows we love it and she definitely loves it
seems pretty win-win to me fellow dad

>>2571057
Don't listen to antis. I made a meme you can use in your post. Reddit is gonna love it.

>>2571446
Yes, no cost.

>>2571459
We can do both.

>>2571417
If she gets popular on R*ddit you can kiss (arguably) most of what makes her entertaining goodbye. When a new group becomes the majority of her fanbase she'll want to change in order to keep them around.

>>2571485
>no cost
Getting a single redditurd on board is a cost so high we shouldn't even be entertaining it.

>>2571481
I'm sure an allusion to pedophilia will go over very well there.

>>2571493
>When a new group becomes the majority of her fanbase she'll want to change in order to keep them around.
Beatani seems to have a good head on her shoulders, I doubt she'd stop being herself just to pander to someone that'll leave at the slightest hint at pushback.

>>2571521
Right now she's ironic slut but I bet my fap folder that if reddit shows enough support both in views and memberships/supas, many dads will get what they asked for but didn't actually want, because reddit cucks can't tell the difference between satire and seriousness.

>>2571298
Because it's fun for both her and us

>>2571571
>t. purityfag
Cope. All and literally ALL chuubas have had sex or have sex every now and then, this applies to any female older than 13 and it's the undeniable truth. If you're virgin and older than 20 as a man you are the loser of natural selection, either go full faggot or off yourself, your autistic shitposting on Mongolian image boards won't magically change society nor grow her hymen back.

Riding a rollercoaster with Beatani!

>>2571223
It's a trap question, we're not supposed to answer.

>>2571057
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>2571696
Ebin work, dad :DDDD

>>2571663
>unironically using purityfag as an insult
Was this board a subreddit from the start or is this a recent trend?

>>2571792
Yes plus the amount of newfags here is disgusting

>>2571792
It should be normalized as an isult, you will never date your oishi anyways

I HATE BEARS

>>2571792
>he doesn't think vtubers should have the right to be in love

I don't even watch Beatani but holy shit if she makes purityfags seethe so much then I might sub and get membership as well. Tell me about Banetani, why does she wear her dads out?

>>2572029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpzfbtiG1_s

>>2572045
Why is the title in japanese?

>>2572045
>didn't include the too many to count part
almost there

With regards to advertising the bear on moer mainstream places like Reddit etc. sure it would eventually boost her numbers would but wouldn't some of her bits she does on stream potentially get her shut down?

>>2571298
I love teasing and being teased, I feel much closer to people comfortable with that

>>2572029
I think most are going along with the joke, with maybe like 2 actual previous fan seething and the rest is falseflags.

>>2572045
>10 body count
Purityfags: 0 (as always)
Based Department: +1

>>2572073
Would it be better if it was in English?

>>2572150
She's used to imageboard culture, that is calling anyone that disagrees with you a faggot and be done with it. Everyone here is blowing it out of proportion, what will end up happening even if she gets another reddit post is they realize they're not the target audience and slowly disappear because they don't get half the jokes.
You overestimate the amount of people that get 4chan inside jokes or old jp memes.

>>2572150
I can't think of anything that would especially put crosshairs on her, any more than youtube/twitch's notoriously spotty moderation would in general

>>2572215
The main demographic is english no? All the fans know english and then a lot have some varying amount of japanese knowledge. Seems better to title in english if you're not trying to pander to japanese natives (which is fine too if that's your goal)

>>2572045
Did she say anything about her kinks? I'm sure she got at least one or two lewd things she likes doing during sex.

Almost everyone in Nijisanji loves creampies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcX9elTpUBs&t=401s
What's her favorite kind of creampie?

>>2572319
Dad... your daughter reps...

>>2572319
She likes guro and amputees

>>2572319
She likes limb deficiency and guro and loli but is not a lolicon and doesn't like guro.

>>2570712
>>2572029
The duality of man.

Whole lotta niggers in here arguing over nothing. Most of these threads have been relatively peaceful so far so don't ruin the comfy vibe because you like women who've taken 2 million dicks or because you're triggered by that, nobody else wants to wade through you humongous faggots arguing over literally nothing, especially not in /yah/.

>>2572424
>>2572398
>>2572365
those are doujinshi/art lewds
anon probably meant actual sex stuff

>>2572275
>>2572278
Yeah you're right doubt anything bad will come of some mainstream spreading, think what had wrong here is when I've seen a few vtubers over the last few days on Twitch mention they prefer here to Reddit & looked like their chat shit the bed about 4chan, then again this is looking at things more from an average Twitch audience view so should have thought about that desu

>think one girl flat out said the Reddit fans were creeping her out & /vt/ is somehow better but can't back that up with a clip etc at the minute


luv me bear
luv me daughter
luv me reps
simple as

>>2572554
cutting off loli's legs and arms during sex and exposed intestines

>>2572539
>don't ruin the comfy vibe

>>2572575
yeah that's the thing. people on 4chan will goslingpost about their oshi and if they found out she took a dick they'll leave some autistic manifesto and then fuck off. on reddit they'll pretend like they're "just fans haha" while sliding into DMs and then doxx them if they even just say they like a different shade of blue than you.

>>2572554
Limb deficiency and loli.

This thread is the reason why they should only be made when she's streaming

>>2572539

>>2572651
Good point, everyone forget what I said.

>>2572703

>>2572297
I suppose you have a point. Personally I didn't think that the title really mattered so I just instinctively went with Japanese but maybe next time I will consider putting the title in English to see if there's any difference.

>>2572703
>she's already assimilating

How do we get her to grow her JP audience? I don't want her to lean too hard on us.

>>2572797
It's too late already. English is the only way left.

Pain.

>>2572797
I mean, didn't she start by trying to get some jp attention? Why should we help her get a jp audience when they ignored her in the first place. If she gets more popular they will come anyway

>>2572797
By getting closer to other JP/EN indies who have that mix audience, like MinyaSeptember or Shirayuri lily (not quite "indie" but basically the same). Those 2 got more JP presence in their chat/audience than beatani too.

>>2572797
Not sure but her shitposting on Twitter yesterday definitely got her more exposure.

Her total subs the past week went like this:

April 9: 2150 (+10)
April 10: 2150
April 11: 2150
April 12: 2150
April 13: 2160 (+10)
April 14: 2160 (+10)
April 15: 2210 (+50)

>>2572797
I agree that it'd be good to help her get a JP audience but in her own words JP don't watch indies and lord knows she tried getting an audience there before coming to us so I'd say just let her deal with that herself if she even cares about it at this point.

>>2572797
Honestly? That's entirely up to her, if she keeps doing only english streams her JP audience will be next to non-existent
But that's not necessarily a bad thing, she can get a big fanbase in the west if she keeps working on her reps and doesn't bring out too much her love for guro

>>2572936
>>2573001
Yes she tried when she had no subs, but now she has 2k yes of western origin I know which should give her better visibility.

>>2573001
>JP don't watch indies
Bit new to all this vtubers shit, why don't the Japs go for the smaller channels?

These past threads have given me an idea for the fanbase name
Soccer dads

>>2572703
Time to buy slayza spiyah

>>2572797
Not in futaba for sure, that place is so slow for anything that isn't nijisanji or hololive. I think we here care more about indies than they do. But if you want more JP fans, collaborations will help, along with her sending her cover songs to be shown in indie music events.

>>2573017
I love that part of her though.

>>2573099
I really hope she gets into the eventual /vt/ divegrass team.

>>2573318
>da beas

>>2573166
I mean, I love how honest she is, but that's the kind of things that could turn off a lot of people from watching her, and at the same time it could attract plenty of turbo schizos
In any case, I personally think she should do whatever she wants, she has proved to be smart and mature enough to learn from her (inevitable) future mistakes, so I think we should just take a back seat and let her do her thing

>>2572539
It's always the purityfags who ruin everything, this tread started going to shit the moment they arrived. I'm glad Beatani confessed, all the entitled incels have been filtered out, I can only hear their dying screams. Next threads should be comfier.

>>2573455
>>2572703
Fucking choose already dads, do(You) want comfy threads or fight threads.

we need a drawfag to draw nurse beatani prescribing meds to the schizos

>>2573157
>27 threads on 二次元裏img specifically shilling their current livestream
stop being retarded

>>2572797
Get Bluestacks, install Hola vpn and the 2channel app then you can post translations of her funny clips or anything funny she said or done in English streams.

>>2574224
Chihiro...

Were people really that mad over the love talk section? I lost my shit and started laughing, it was the best part

>>2574656
There was only one schizo who took it seriously, otherwise people merely played along.

>>2574656
We only have 2 confirmed schizos anon, the rest are just shitposting

>beatani berates and mocks us
>we berate and mock her
nice to see that we're really taking the "family" dynamic to its natural conclusion

>>2574656
>10
>half of them probably below 7/10 yet none of them were me

>>2574926
I dunno they all look like 10's to me

>>2574886
>We
It was only me tho, (You) should also counter her punches dads. I like to tease this bear.

>>2573081
There is a big sentiment in Japan that the bigger a company is the better the company is. Many people want to work for a large company instead of small one for that reason. This kind of transfers here too I guess. Being a vtuber that is not connected to a big company is seen as kind of bad.

>>2574656
1 or 2 schizos, most people playing along. Then new people wake up, see the talks and think everyone was losing their shit and that actual drama happened when it was nothing.

For some reason I slept through the entire discussion where this screencap might've been useful. As someone who consistently avoids reddit-spacing like it was coded into their DNA (but will not berate you if you do), I would like to bring this particular sentence to your attention.
>I love my stream atmosphere now so much that I want to avoid it breaking.
Please observe the hizuke, and the fact that I didn't start the reddit conversation with her.
It's the reason why I'm not so worried about her advertising on reddit anymore although it would be undoubtedly based if it's reddittards clinging to her as opposed to her begging for their attention there.
Also, the last thread was relatively fine, I wish I understood why these threads go to shit other than "the thread was made outside of stream hours". Yuro hours?

>>2575193
There's like 1% chance her doing a thread on reddit would get any kind of traction, even on /r/VirtualYoutubers they just talk about Holo & Niji really
If it's not tied to some trend or joke they know it's gonna stay at 50 upvotes and 5 comments and 0 new viewer.

>>2575193
shell be fine

>>2575128
I guess that explains a lot, considering the west has a much larger "do it yourself" mindset where small businesses (that don't tank their reputation through bad practices) are treated much more favorably than larger ones by the general public.

>>2575193
>Yuro hours?
I want to say SEAnig hours if we take that road.

>>2575193
It's the Goslings anon, the pain inside their heads can only be relieved by Beatani's streams.

>>2575404
Turns out Beatani relieves their blood instead.

>Also, the last thread was relatively fine, I wish I understood why these threads go to shit other than "the thread was made outside of stream hours". Yuro hours?
Having no stream to discuss makes people schizopost because all their delusions come out of the woodwork, followed by false flaggers enabling the resulting chaos.

>>2575311
Yeah, I'm not too worried about it.
I don't think they'd even understand the appeal of Beatani.

>>2575404
The pain keeps me alive.

>>2575311
This, getting any kind of traction as an indie is the very small exception, not the norm.
I have been following the indie vtuber world ever since my old fav Azuma Lim got fucked over by her company and it was me not want to deal with company vtubers anymore. The ones holo fans hear about and what most of the audience knows is like the top 0.1% of vtubers.

Even getting 30 regular viewers is insane, you've already made it if you maintain that, the vast vast majority of indies stay below 5~10 viewers half of them being tracker bots and some "silent supporters" who keep tabs open without watching the stream.

You could be the best vtuber ever and still stay mostly unknown and get no traction on your posts. Sure, being talented helps, but it's only one small thing, the main thing is luck, timing, networking/cryonism. For every known chuuba you could find 100 others who would have done just as good in their position. It works in similar ways for most artistic fields. Tons of literally who artists got "discovered" long after their death and had no success in their lifetime. So never expect any attention, there is literally 0 danger of beatani being "taken over" by another commnity or becoming too big for her own good.

>>2575311
I think the better way to do it is to spread her at IRC circles although I've heard that most of them are notorious at grooming streamers anyway so maybe it's a bad idea

>>2575604
The day Beatani Made her first thread on this site, a miracle happened that's for sure.

>>2570712
>thank goodness I never subbed and didn't give her a single view.

>>2575686
She was the perfect fit for where she advertised to, clearly not something that happens often, so I'm gonna cherish it as long as I can.

>>2573001
>but in her own words JP don't watch indies
That is just cope, because you can easily find JP indies with chats full of Japanese viewers. There are also plenty of small indies with Japanese viewers.

>>2575604
I mostly just want her to find mutual support and friendship from japanese indies in a similar position. Relying totally on your audience to keep going is its own kind of burden that could lead to burn out eventually. I really must be a gosling dad for caring so much about my daughter making good friends.

>>2575720
Yes anon and now I fit inside her perfectly

>>2571792
Purityfags will get the rope. Go back to /jp/, idletranny

>>2575790
I think I trust more the opinion of a japanese vtuber

>>2575686
It's beautiful, a family was born that day. Fighting together, laughing together and embarrassing our daughter. It's great.

>>2575790
While there are JP indies with viewers obviously, she probably meant the JP indie market is even more saturated than the west.

Did anybody see this? I clicked it but it's been yeeted out of existence apparently.

Also, it's pretty apparent that Bea is really wanting more subscribers and will try a lot of new things to get them. It seems to be working though.

>>2575853
I am a Japanese vtuber though.

>>2575922
hi bea

>>2575922
Suck my cock Risu

>>2575896
Yes, it is the difference between "Should I spend years hitting my head against against the wall, trying to leech off bigger JP indies for attention?" or "Should I look to the EN market since I have above average English skills?" There is nothing wrong with picking your battles and having a clear vision about what you are doing.

>>2575790
she's right in the assumption most japanese viewers don't care about indies, but the thing is most westerners don't care about indies either. really, the main thing that gave her an audience here is her english skills. I saw another japanese indie promote herself here a week or two ago and she only got like 20 subscribers out of it since she can't into english.

beatani works hard and deserves all her success but like most things in life when you succeed, luck definitely played a part in it.

>>2570712
Hello Bea!

>>2575922
Hi Miki.

>>2575997
Like I said, it was a miracle.

>>2575997
>luck definitely played a part in it
As expected of clover bear.

>>2576197

You heard her.

>>2576332
Yeah, me.

>>2576393
Are (You) me anon?

>Just letting my meds wear off for a second
Beatification is the entrance into the state of bliss.

This is derived from the Latin beatus, which can also mean fortune, which four leaf clovers are also associated with. Another thing: a way of saying bliss in Japanese is 至福, or shifuku. Shi can possibly mean death, an allegory for her bea(tani)fication on XP hill, or is can possibly represent four, calling back to the rebirth of her channel on this very website.

>Bliss is the XP wallpaper.

>>2575922
Post proof

>>2576436
Tweet this to her.

>>2576332
I look forward to becoming a granddad

>Rebellious daughter goes out with a teddy bear just to upset dads.
>Reveals she has waifued multiple anime girls over the years and causes a near riot.
>Schizo dads are on the edge of suicide.
Bea is, intentionally or not, revealing how childish people get about vtubers by bringing it to the level of actual childhood fantasies being taken dead seriously. It is great satire.

>>2576501
I'll probably make an image or something that can be shared, then I'll have to make a Twitter account.

>>2575922
Tits or gtfo nigger

>>2575920
>Also, it's pretty apparent that Bea is really wanting more subscribers and will try a lot of new things to get them. It seems to be working though.
nothing wrong with wanting more subscribers, but as an indie it's important to know what's realistic. obviously there's nothing wrong with pushing past them and I really do believe she could grow a much larger following over time, but the thing is she's already more successful than 99% of her peers will ever be and especially for such an early period of her channel she's doing exceptionally well. once you get past that initial burst of new found popularity it's probably healthiest to accept that your further growth will be the small, sustainable type rather than the fast, "subscribe but only ever watch one or two streams" type. She's already got the dedicated fans at least; she acted like she only expected 10-20 people to join her membership when she announced it but I'd honestly be surprised if she doesn't get around 100 within the first week.

>>2575193
Fellow dads, I've been going through her twitter for the whole day and it's not giving a good vibe, all the ironic negativity made me anxious and I'm feeling kinda depressed right now. As much as I love my daughter, I cannot stand the thought of being hated by her, it feels like there is some genuine despising underneath that layer of irony. I'm taking a break from her streams and youtube in general, this will probably be my last post on this board too. I hope when I'll be back this phase of negativity will be over, I want to believe she's just going through one of those moments of a girl's life.

>>2576858
Don't forget your meds.

>>2576842
What percentage of subscribers usually get membership?

>>2576858
AWAY!

>>2576858
You are a genuine retard and you type like a fag

>>2576858
If you feel bad it's either because you are a neet and you know you shouldn't, or something else she said hit the nail on the head.

>>2576858
Anon, teasing and banter are important tools to create stronger relationships.

>>2577103
I think he fell in love with beatani and got his feelings hurt on twitter kek

>>2575128
So, corps created a market where they get most of the views, and if a indie has enough talent to survive in that hostile enviroment they get to poach them too?
Based, kinda like dune.

>>2574994
It feels like there's a bunch of people in this thread who are oblivious to this. Though it's probably for the better that people take the bait so that they're outed as bakas.

>>2576858
She is revealing her true nature as a gyaru.

Pic related, she's reading this thread with her real boyfriend, Teddy.

>>2575920
The only vtuber I watch nowadays are HimeHina and Beatani. One full of positive fun and the other full of shitpost negativity fun.

if i go to japan, will beatani meet me?

>>2577811
No. You'll have to go to the XP hill.

I took my meds, completed a full day of work, and did my reps for the first time in 3 months because I didn't want to disappoint this silly bear. I can't wait for her to finish that ending theme.

>all those Ms enjoying being called walking garbage
I think it's time S bros unite against the bear menace. Shitposter? Sure thing. Spreading? She'll never forget it. Gyaru? At heart.
I'll make sure she remembers who's the one in charge on this abusive relationship and bring her ego down when she gets too full of herself. Breaking overconfident girls is a beautiful sight and I have the perfect target right here.

>>2578040
just make her ride a roller coaster

>>2578040
This is the way. Our daughter has gotten into a bratty stage and it's time dad calmed her down.

>>2578214
She wants her ass spanked

>>2578466
she wants to be spread, anon

>having a daughter
*hits pipe*

>>2578466
Boys hold her arms & legs, someone punch her in the guts a bit & tell her to bring more better snacks tomorrow

Anyone have a public repository of Beatani's images/reactions?I want to make shitty paint edits with her face.

>>2578521
You know, despite having a thing for that kind of doujins and there's one with Beatani's hairstyle I'm not into this as far as she's concerned.

>>2576332
Only one?

I'm thinking back to that first stream where she got monetized and got donated by a lot of different currencies. I saw donations from many neighbouring countries that I usually really dislike but during the whole stream I never felt any dislike for them. Any supporter of beatani is closer to my heart than any random of my own country men.

>>2579054

>>2577745
Never got into the manga version of gyarus but seeing this it's making me reconsider things

ohayo

Where did the gyaru Beatani meme come from?

>>2579387
some horny dad had a thing for gyarus and projected his fetish onto his daughter
for shame

>>2577609
True, but if you went in expecting your chuuba to be a khv then you're going to have a bad time. It's better if people adjust their expectations early instead of feeling hurt and betrayed the moment they see evidence pointing in the other direction. You wouldn't go to Hooters and get upset when you see a waitress going home with her husband at the end of the night. That's because you didn't expect anything else.
That said, chuubas also bear some responsibility when it comes to managing expectations. Go ahead and flirt with the fans, but also make it crystal clear that it's just entertainment and remind them that at the end of the day you go home to your own personal life with people you love and care about.

>>2571057
This has been discussed before and anons from that thread were alright with it as long as you don't mention this place or hint it. Just keep it relatively general I guess.
>Like, why is she cute and funny?
Because she baits her dads with jokes of having a boyfriend and later attributes it to her oshi from 10+ year old anime.
Something like that. I don't entirely understand why the anons on this thread are now entirely against mentioning her on that platform. The last time someone did post her on that place it only got "one real comment" who is probably from here and 42 upvotes. That's it. The market is saturated and this board still holds the 99% of her fanbase so far. Why are people against "advertising" her on leddit all of a sudden? This isn't the first time it was discussed.

>>2579387
She's cute.

>>2579987
pretty sure it's just a mix of reddit being a cancerous community and it having far less of a chance of actually getting her any traction since even if nobody mentions it she's clearly got the blood of japanese chan culture running in her body. We can relate to that, reddit not so much.

>>2580146
Oh no, she's turning into a grizzly...

I don't like gyaru Bea!

>>2580190
technically polar bears have black skin under all that white fur

opening a cafe with my daughter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePt0QkWoqpw

>>2580284
Shouldn´t you be napping right now Beatani?

>>2578040
Kumagai "tomatoes are a vegetable" Chisato

>>2577863
If I install Windows XP, will beatani meet me?

>>2580513
don't mention Big Tomato or they'll find out about us and shut this threa

>>2580513
Anon, don't make big tomato angry. We've already suffered the consequences of that don't you remember?

>>2580542
imagine if a dedicated dad made one of those old school desktop buddy things with beatani

>>2578040
We just need to NTR her with Mari

>>2580542
>Doesn't have a VM already running Windows XP
You're NGMI dad

>>2580574
A shimeji?

>>2580645
yeah, those things. been way too long so I forgot what they were called

>>2579387
>>2579438
>>2580146
I’m horny for gyaru and she’s my only outlet

>>2578040

Gyaru Beatani teasing me gets my peepee very hard.

>>2580732
>little bras
pettan kuma

>>2579385
>>2580146
This is the opposite of my fetish.

Anyway, bless the dad who made this picture.

>>2580790
>you'll never go out for coffee with OL bear

>>2580790
This bear is doing things to me.

>>2580574
>>2580645
>>2580676
An ukagaka would be fun
Pic related, old school ukagaka

>>2575922
Hi Pika

>>2580676
The last time I loaded one of those "desktop companions" was a couple of years ago. One was an RE3 bonus (Nemesis would chase your cursor), and the other one was Osaka just chilling at her place which you could decorate (wish I remembered the name). They worked pretty well on Windows 10, all things considered.
I'm really interested in commissioning a Bea cursor gif from that one artist that does cursor art commissions, at least. I think I have the programming skills to build a full-blown shimeji, I'm just not sure I have the time.

>>2575920
As recommended she's doing more clips of her content, this is always a good strategy to get people to know you, dads are also helping ofc.

Did anyone translate the twitter video where she clicks her tongue?

>>2581676
Someone is not even doing the basic reps

>>2580790
This is the same anon who made the beach Beatani with crab leg hiding her beargina. Look up "stray wolf" on Pixiv. Cool artist.

>>2578501
kuma no kupaa...

>>2581676
anon i only know a few words of japanese from fucking anime and i knew what she said

I think about this stream title a lot

>>2581676
I mean, it's basically what Beatani wrote here in her prior tweet.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382511487332208642

>>2582229
She can give birth to my dick over and over again

>>2582248
Thanks, I'll use it for my hearing reps.

>>2578214
>>2578466
>>2578549
But what if that was her endgame?

>>2582398
wtf there's a Beatani manga?

>>2582398
what the fuck indeed.

>>2582398
if you are the author tweet it at her

>>2582398
I've never read SnK but I know this page all too well

>>2582398
This is fantastic!

>>2582651
oh I get it now

>>2570630
YES

>>2572197
> Based Department: +10

>>2582398
I want to give love to Chihiro too!

>>2582398
they'll both be limb deficient when I get to them

I like the theory about Beatani being some kind of eldritch horror sealed away by Chihiro

>>2583523
>Beatani is the protag
>Chihiro is the hero

>>2582398
>chisato dies a virgin
>chihiro lives and fucks dad
Based

>>2584211
>chisato
>virgin
Anon...

>>2584211
>chisato dies a virgin
Not after last thread

>>2582398
You guys are fucking FAST.

>>2583523
This is indeed the best Beatani lore interpretation.

I need a Beatani manga.

>>2583523
>"Chihiro has locked me in the internet"
>Chihiro was the cause of an accident that paralyzed Bea from the waist down, basically confining her to her PC

>>2584965
>Bea wouldn't even feel it if you spread her

>>2583523

>>2585064
Kyattotani...

>>2582398
This is beautiful fucking kek

>>2584965
That's why she have an obsession with limb deficiency.

>>2583523
I thought that "banished to the xp hill" just meant that suisei took the good computer and beatani is stuck using with the shitty one.

>>2583523
>Beatani is sucking our life energy to gather enough power so she can break free from her prison
DON'T YOU ALL SEE? THE MEMES!! THEY ARE GIVING HER STRENGTH
WE MUST STOP THIS NOW, WE ONLY NEED TO CLICK THE UNSUB BU

>>2585329
Step away from the PC Dad.

>>2585329
DAD?

>>2585329
I'll let her suck out my "life energy" all day every day.

>>2578578
Just make beatani wojaks

>>2585329
If she'll call me onii-chan she can have my soul

>>2585329
He knew the truth..

>>2577093
>>2577462
youre acting like hes going to read that and his brains arent currently all over the wall

>>2582398
Holy shit anon this is an amazing reference, I love you no homo

Beatani tweets doge meme
>doge coin spikes to .16

>>2585799
To be fair, coins are spiking in USD value because the USD is becoming worthless.

>>2585329
What happened bro are you okay?
Did beatani do som

>>2577462
>Anon, teasing and banter are important tools to create stronger relationships.
I don't care. There doesn't have to be an abusive emotional relationship between a streamer and their audience. It's one step away from throwing actual insults or her getting an actual boyfriend and you justifying it because "ha ha she's just teasing us."

>>2586010
something tells me you do in fact need to be insulted more

>>2586010
shizochama....
メドスお願い

>>2586010
anon you have been taking your meds right?

I can't imagine what it's like to take everything someone says so seriously

>>2586010
>It's one step away from throwing actual insults or her getting an actual boyfriend
I mean, it'd be great if she'd fall in love with someone and be happy together for the rest of her life, yes

>>2586010
Why would it be wrong for her to get a boyfriend?
Seriously. I gosling at her, but know that we don't own her. She's not forbidden from finding someone to love and be happy with.

https://youtu.be/yy9B8XUZLK8

>>2586010
>Her getting an actual boyfriend
That's the only part that matters to you, right faggotchama? Goddamnit, this schizos just keep popping out in the threads, disgusting.

boyfriend = dropped

>>2586263
>>2586516
>>2586561
we all know she won't get a boyfriend
she'll nab some small girl off the street and force her to become her imouto, after removing the useless limbs of course

>>2586617

>>2586617
She'll settle down with Akira.

>>2586561
I'm 100% sure that you'll also drop her if her roommate turns out to be ugly.

>>2586071
If it helps in future posts, 「お薬ちゃんと撮ってください」Please properly take your meds.
Or
「薬取れ」which is a stronger "take your meds" take.
Or
「メッズお願い」which is a direct literal translation of "meds plz" which is probably very niche and informal to use. The "d" is kinda not audiable so for the sake of pronunciation aesthetics I think メッズ is the closest to saying "meds".

>>2586347
You could've removed the first 3 seconds of this without it affecting the video at all. Dead space in the beginning of a video is kinda bad for viewer retention. It should begin as fast as possible.

>>2587105
Yeah, three seconds of dead air is pretty bad.

>>2586561
I am the boyfriend

>>2586070
No I don't. I don't want to surround myself with people that insult me. I think doing so is bad for people mentally.
>>2586071
いらない
>>2586072
I don't need meds.
>>2586263
>>2586516
Sure, she can do so, but that won't stop me from feeling sick and no longer viewing her content. I am not just a person to be manipulated for someone else's gain.

>>2585329
As a Takodachi I'm mora than okay releasing eldritch horrors on earth, LET'S GOOOOO

>>2586561
We'll continue keeping our relationship a secret then ;)

>>2587215
go schizo dad go!

>>2587215
>I don't need meds.

>>2587215
You sound like a very bad case of fagginitus. I recommend suicide

>>2586986
thank you anon
I am doing my reps but im still kuso

>boyfriend
>boyfriend
>boyfriend
For fucks sake get better bait. Look at this dad
>>2587215 larping as a moralfag, his argument is autistic enough to make anons fall for it but repeating the same narrative that has been discussed at least 10 times now gets boring.

>>2587561
I am not larping. She has brought up this fake boyfriend thing multiple times and it hurts each time. I just want her to stop hurting me like that.

>>2587215
>getting a boyfriend is "being manipulated for someone else's gain"
She has at no point pretended that any of her fans had a chance with her. She's called them her family from the very beginning. You were never considered a romantic option whatsoever. There is no manipulation, she has been very upfront about it.

>>2587703
Okay dad thanks for your contribution towards Bea's enjoyment of this thread. See you next stream.

>>2587703
Do you really fucking enjoy so much making these threads shit? Are you Bethany's first anti?

>>2587703
Its ok, just wait till you find out her dad has been fucking her.

>>2587791
>Bethany
Why... stupid shit

Don't ruin comfy Beatani threads

I kek'd.

>>2587791
>>2587830
>Bethany
who's that anon?
you wouldn't be seeing girls who aren't Beatani would you?

>>2587791
Who the fuck is Beatins?

>>2587838
This looks so weird what the fuck

>>2587703

>>2587838
La Bear

>>2587887
Lumayay Baitani

>>2587716
>She has at no point pretended that any of her fans had a chance with her.
1. I am not in love with her.
2. She literally was accepting boyfriend applications.
>>2587791
I wasn't the one who started this tangent.

>>2587982
I don't even know what's your point anymore. Take the meds anon, it'll make the voices in your head shut up

>>2587982
>She literally was accepting boyfriend applications
Nigga what the FUCK why I didn't hear of THIS

>>2588046
It was in one of her jp videos I think

>>2588037
>>2588064

>>2574224
fuck I only know who 2 of those 7 bitches are

where are the other 3?

>>2586986
撮る is usually to take "a picture", are you sure it can apply to taking medicine?

>>2587703
Anon, quick you may still have a chance to be together. Get a plane ticket to japan and put on a polar bear costume, that way it'll be easier for her to find you.

>>2588098

>>2588098
Being a sheepfag must be fun. We must show Beatani the wonders of watameposting and watamage's prophecies.

>>2587982
rip

>>2588161
Watamelon

>>2588155

Well so much for having a comfy thread for the CHKN stream.

>>2587703
m e d s
e
d
s

>>2588037
>I don't even know what's your point anymore
My point is that she doesn't have to do these boyfriend gags to make entertaining content.
>it'll make the voices in your head shut up
I don't have other voices in my head.
>>2588150
I don't really have a need to meet her.

>>2588237
It's more than a day away anon, just let this thread die.

>>2588237
The CHKN stream is in a little over 24 hours, anon. We have a coversong premiering in a little over 12, but no live shows until CHKN

>>2587838
Who would win, BeataeB or inatani?

>>2587791
Anon, if you're playing Repentance right now, you are my bro.

>>2588282
>she doesn't have to do these boyfriend gags to make entertaining content
I dunno anon, reading your spergouts is pretty entertaining.

>>2588318
I'll be lying if I said that the idea of recommending Bea to play Isaac never crossed my mind.

>>2588046
>boyfriend applications aren't a thing in real life

>>2588155
>>2588161
>watamage
slow walkup?

Wouldn't limb deficiency ruin, the eroests and best part to peropero of the body, the armpits?

>>2588935
just stop below the shoulders dummy

Her new boyfriend.

almost done.
i hate how i can’t draw hands if my life depended on it.
i’ll need to color it tooooo

>>2589038
keep up the good work!

>>2589038
It's looking good! Look up other illustrations or photos for hands references.

>>2589038
That's a great expression

>>2589038
The feet are a bit too big.

I'm not a footfag though, so, whichever perspective you like.

>>2587703
Is anybody seriously taking this bait?

The link to her YouTube on her Twitter is the subscribe button. The nerve of this bear, kek

>>2589316
That's not unusual

>>2589362
Ah, didn't know that. Not a big Twitter user.

>>2589316
i'm pretty sure most vtubers do that
not like you aren't already subscribed to her anyway, right dad?
...right?

Dads I can't wait to listen to her singing

>>2589291
It's what I legitimately think. I am not trying to bait people.

did anybody ever save that card crusher edit

>>2589734
>>2531574

>>2588148
To be fair, Japs are always trolling us and themselves by making unusual and unnecessary kanji choices frequently. 解りますか?

I'll add more details, but what do you think anons?

>>2590151
Haven't seen this yet. Am I looking at a gun? The details so far look nice in any case.

>>2589515
Of course I am, I just use incognito mode for most things.

>>2590151
looking good

>>2590263
Yes anon it's a gun, I would like to make a Beretta for Beatani.

What she's doing seems to be working.
https://playboard.co/en/channel/UCArDBJWZGPBtVeXwr4ROddA

t. maybe a bit of a numberfag

>>2590151
Maybe a Beatani charm hanging from the lanyard hole?

>>2589169
Looks like he’s drawing her at an angle
Might need to add add some background to really pop out the perspective

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382854789776609281

>>2591326
>>2587215
Anon PLEASE stream your suicide

>>2591326
ah, she's into girls(male)

>>2591326
Instead of poking the bear, this bear pokes you

>>2591326
Our daughter likes ship girls!?!? We've failed as parents.

Oh nonono....beatani just woke up and she's already feeding the schizo....

>>2591326
fucking based bear

Dads, will you take the pinkpill por your daughter?

>>2591326
Silly bear, Shimakze-kun only sex with other Shimakaze-kun.

>>2591753
Shimakaze-kun is only for me, I'll punch Bea if I have to. NEVER TOUCH MY SHIMAKAZE

>>2591753
maybe that's why she likes shimakaze-kun. easily relatable since she's also into selfcest

Stream please.... I am very lonely

>>2591931
reps

>>2591482
>Anon PLEASE stream your suicide
No, because I am NOT mentally ill.

It's impossible to think she doesn't read the thread before tweeting something to torture anons

>>2592368
>I am NOT mentally ill.
RRAT

>>2591326
Poor Teddy, someone should do a check up on him.

>>2591326
Based

>>2592631
Teddy didn't have a dick, so he was useless.

she should get one of those theme park games that lets you ride the rides you build so she can tease pitying her dads for wanting to go on a childish roller coaster whole stream

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1382873624978149378
h-hayai

>>2593418
Name the stream "Going to the theme park with my bf" to maximize gosling's tears

>>2588148
You're right, ever since MS JP language pack existed, it made my life a lot more easier choosing the correct kanji to use. This was an elementary error, thanks for pointing out the mistake! May I ask if「取る」is the correct term word for it?
>>2587428
I still remember back in saturday classes roughly 15 years ago, there were only one white guy and one black guy in my class. The rest were either Chinese and the bulk were Koreans due to extreme similarities between both languages. The white and black guy were highschool students and were able to pass the classes safely. We're talking about the highest tiers possible in a government funded program(?) before it became ones meant for adults and uni students.
Myself being 4th or 5th grade at that time could not take the adult classes so I had to take the highest tiers possible every year for highschool level, and even so this was around Genki 2 levels of Japanese. If those two can pass Genki 2 safely, so can you, anon. Do your best, I know you can do it! I am not aware of anyone really failing saturday school during my 5 or so years of being in that same class.

>>2593890
>May I ask if「取る」is the correct term word for it?
No, you probably want to use 飲む.

>>2593890
飲む works

>Almost every stream is eventful
>threads reaching bump limit at most in a day
I enjoy her content but she is getting a bit fast for me dads. I was mostly watching calm indies but she is now stealing most of my time. I think I am getting old.

>>2593706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GprOS09Ctao

I wonder if Beatani would like Dead Rising. I know that she's a tough cookie that is hard to scare (pfft), but since Dead Rising is a gory game that is focused on comedy instead of horror (see picrel), it might be up her alley.
Oh, and it also has some ""deep"" commentary about 'Murka like Romero's films but who cares about that.

Beatani trying to prove she's not an otaku because she' not a baka is pretty cute.

>>2594346
>Almost every stream is eventful
No shit she's inclining, this alone is enough reason to have something to talk about and she's very active on twitter too. Her fanbase still consists 99% of 4chan users so enjoy it while it lasts.

>>2594507
>bear plays Dead Rising
>bear likes it and plays Dead Rising 2
>bear gets introduced to Blue Stahli/Celldweller
I want this timeline

>>2594674
this should be the OP for the next thread

>>2594674
this makes me wonder what Beatani would design to represent her dads like other vtubers do to represent their viewers

dads, she's making fun of us again...

>>2594906
It feels good

She hadn't referred to us as お前ら before that tweet, had she?

>>2595081
In her second voice clip she called us "Omae"

>>2595144
The tongue clicking one? That was referring to people who followed her on Twitter but hadn't subbed to her on Youtube.

>>2594507
It's worth a try but the problem is that she's bad with navigation so it's up to her. I've never played Dead Rising before so this will be exciting!
>>2594219
>>2594257
I feel ashamed because that's what I initially thought and my autistic brain considered "other forms" of medicine. Now that I think more carefully, considering majority of it is taken orally you guys are right. Thanks once again.

The shimakaze post is giving me ideas... should I draw her cosplaying shimakaze after I finish my other 2 drawings y/n?

>>2595591
n