/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heA_fcPrSV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heA_fcPrSV0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heA_fcPrSV0

Gura cute

Gura is not here.

sometimes when my cat bites me I pretend it's gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>25690739
>>25690781
soon

>>25690739
Atlantis will be built

>>25690766
I want to know what is inside her little bag.

>>25690739
Gura please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7syn3NzC12Y

I'm in love with Gura!

I'm still laughing. You deghenerates did this.
https://files.catbox.moe/zxseew.m4a

Any predictions on her b-day merch?

I predict:

-Scented candle or spray "scent of shark girl's room"

-Dakimakura

-Gooba themed onahole

- hot sexy noises voice pack for use with onahole

>>25691148
I have no predictions only a single hope.
Dakimagura.

>>25691088
did anyone archive the stream?

Gura says BUY SHOUU'S MERCH

>>25691302
I already have Shouu's Gura acrylic stands! They are super cute!

>>25691302
I really like the way Shouu draws Gura

>>25691088

>>25691148
Gura brand feet jar.

>>25691148
I predict my wallet is about to feel lighter on her birthday.

>>25691302
I already spent $100 at their shop a long time ago. Now I'm about to spend even more on the new gura stuff

>>25691391
like baby mould kits

>>25691148
Stinky wifi router.

>>25691774

Im going to do 5x5 for my bench presses next time to cultivate strength

What is the saddest song gura has sang?

>>25692033
Just yesterday she sang "Catch you catch me" like threes times. I cried buckets

>>25692033
https://youtu.be/m7JjzXsj-3c?list=PLvVFdnP5YQ2Zin-77WdPk8tfa_CQ_3g68
or
https://youtu.be/HLebHUTGpdU?list=PLvVFdnP5YQ2Zin-77WdPk8tfa_CQ_3g68

I'm expecting a new song on her BD with and MV made by DuduL in a later date, reflect situation

>>25692033
Cups.

>>25692160
not that kind of crying

>>25692254
Don't get me wrong. I was crying and cooming

Dat thumbnail art...

>>25692033
This anthem of the dumped, neglected and heartbroken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5CTmyhfqLo

>>25690884
condoms, lube and a strap-on

>>25692373
>anthem of the dumped, neglected and heartbroken.
Only if you're a female zoomer

>>25692467
So Gura

>>25692467
nyeh.. i know... but i manage to flip it around and apply it to my own situation, 40 year old fat piece of shit that will probably never ever be able to touch another human again. Wish i was a virgin, then I woouldn't know what i'm missing out on. At least Gura can soften the loneliness a little. BRB, dying alone in an old person's home in about 40 years.

>>25692601
>40 years
That seems pretty optimistic, i hope your mind stick with you beyond 65.

does anyone have an archive of last karaoke

>>25692786
It's in the archive

The way Gura sings love songs makes me think that under that cheeky bratty exterior is a very intimate affectionate gentle romantic lover.

>>25692931
She's said it a million times before that she is an extremely sensitive, empathetic, and emotional person

>>25692967
...has she? She doesn't really need to say it explicitly since it's obvious she actually is one

>>25692967
she's perfect. it's not fair.

Mostly members talking in chat. I guess the greys who opened the frame earlier don't know that she turned it back to subscriber only mode instead of member only mode she accidentally did before.

>>25693000
She used to say it every karaoke stream before she would sing the songs that would make her cry. She's gotten a lot better at not crying though

>>25692931
You do know that she isn't actually a small shark in real life, yeah? She's an adult woman.

>>25693079
More like there are better things to do than chat with attention whores sucking each other off in pre-chat

>>25693252
Bullshit she's a loli shark

>>25692849
i missed the first hour because i overslept, literally losing sleep over this

>>25693252
I know this more you can imagine. She's still flat though.

Does liking this make me a cheesy faggot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjhfGrS2MqE

>>25693252
A very small one.

cosplayers that show off their feet but do not paint their toenails

Idol meeting is code for having to take a big greasy shit.

>>25693681
thick meaty shark turds, with a dull cheesy aftertaste.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sov2jdB-88

>>25691088
I don't get it.

Sometimes I write notes about future superchat ideas and right now Im just staring at one that I can't figure out what the fuck I meant by it

>>25691148
flip flaps shark eating feet

can frog gura breed with minecraft frogs?

>>25693435
please bookmark it for next time: https://rentry.org/gawrchive

>>25693732
UOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>there are people here that would still love gura if she had sex with a dog

>>25691148
Gura socks

>>25694932
I'm the dog.

>>25694932
how did you know she calls me "a dog"???

>>25694932
I can save her...

>>25694932
Gura wants to be a dog, it's only natural that she fuck one.

>>25694932
We can work around it

I had a dream where Gura put out a schedule of a school-themed week where her streams for that week revolved around school activities like being a bratty school nurse, being a teacher about underwater ecology, being a dance instructor/PE teacher, and on the final day of her schedule was a member's only date roleplay with that one girl you always had a crush on but never had the guts to tell her how you feel.

>>25694932
she's only attracted to shrimps.

>>25695247
>I had a dream where Gura put out a schedule
pfffhaha

>>25695247
That last one seems out of character for her desu.

>sexy cowgirl gura
yeeeeehaaaaaaaw
also just found out there was an unarchived karaoke, was it member only?

>>25695308
yes

>>25691148
100% gura dino plushie with da big round belly

>okay chumbies, I've had a lot of fun today but i have to come clean
>this is my last stream, i love you all but it's time to return to atlantis
how do you react?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1ne-fsEotQ So, now they are analyzing this thing. What next? Power Pont presentations in schools?

>>25695291
let me fucking dream dammit

>>25692033

>>25695381
I won't.

>>25695381
Would thank her for a good time spent together and withed all the best. There is nothing I can do about it. It would be lonely at first, but I have Kiara, so I'll be fine.

>>25695291
the ku100 will give us roleplaying stremas, I believe

Gura created her Discord account on March 28 2019
https://files.catbox.moe/600lwl.png
Her username was beppe#8399 until Feb 18, she changed it to CLAP#9163 after the first posts hinting that she was being stalked were made (no screenshots or other proof had been posted yet)
https://files.catbox.moe/tfw3lw.png
https://files.catbox.moe/qp41hv.png
>>/vt/thread/S629026#p629263
>>/vt/thread/S689457#p691226
>>/vt/thread/S696540#p698161
>>/vt/thread/S711097#p713186

These posts began after she first mentioned playing Valheim on Feb 14, but apparently the main stalker has been keeping an eye on her since well before that and has a screenshot of her Discord status taken every 5 minutes from February to September.
She used to post on CowsIAM's Discord server (DBD streamer) and the Muse Dash server with this account and that is where the connection to HER comes from.
https://files.catbox.moe/emf1s2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/uh1z9j.png
https://files.catbox.moe/aty9s5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/dg969s.png

You need Discord Nitro in order to change your number tag and Gura has had Nitro since July 30 2020
https://files.catbox.moe/ssaen4.png

This weekend she changed her username, tag (ll_xo#6844) and pfp after the first posts summarizing most of this information were made (which were missing a lot of newer findings)
https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/560887382933504000/a_2bc761132741a32cb2a375f4a19ca3c6.gif?size=160

What does this prove?
The connection between that account and Gura is undeniable at this point.
He streamed 5 times with HER
https://files.catbox.moe/f501n9.png
He is one of her first 10 followers on her Hololive Twitch channel (created January 7th 2022) which means they are still in contact as she had to DM him her account or post it in her private Discord server.
https://files.catbox.moe/qcy7kl.png
https://files.catbox.moe/0sobqr.png
That means Gura ghosted Chumbuds, lied to them, cancelled streams and made excuses to play with him all throughout last year and is most likely still doing the same. Some weeks she spent more hours playing with him than streaming.

>>25695488
you have to be prepared chumbie, everything ends eventually. even the universe itself will eventually graduate

>>25695564
A few examples;
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1361457224216961027
Gura's and Barbie's Discord presence was "Valheim: in-game for 7 hours" at 3AM EST on the 16th, both having launched the game within one minute of each other. This is 8 hours after she canceled her Luigi stream.

Back when she used to regularly post schedules on Monday she suddenly posted a poll for members to let us decide what kind of stream we wanted
This was so she could stop working on her schedule because she saw him go online and wanted to play with him
https://files.catbox.moe/i36mi6.png
She ended up not posting a schedule that day.

It hasn't been possible to track Gura's activity as she set her Steam status to private and Discord doesn't show her game status anymore as someone messaged Barb on March 2nd 2021 telling him that they were being stalked so she changed it shortly after.
A few days ago she mentioned finishing Powerwash Simulator coop offstream, and mentioned how the update (which came out on May 19) had fixed it and that it was buggy before, confirming that she had indeed played coop. This lines up perfectly with the week of the 23rd where she only streamed twice. Keep in mind that Powerwash Sim was a game that she had complained about not having perms for and was really excited to stream once she got them. She once again chose him over Chumbuds and played the rest of the game offstream.

The original stalker has been doing all of this because he suspects that she left Jay for Barb, as she streamed 5 times with him right after she completely stopped streaming with Jay.
Unfortunately for him, it makes almost no sense to look at this from the cuckposting angle because Jay bought his Switch in 2020, meaning that Gura had to add him to her friends list after the supposed breakup.
All I'm trying to prove with this is just how fake Gura is and how often she lies. She often complains about having almost no one to talk to and even told us about how she had to ask her mom to play with her while she had covid. She's doing all of this to manipulate her gachikoi into believing that she's just like them, when in fact she has a fairly normal social life outside of streaming.

>>25695247

Gura needs to release a Gura's cunny scent candle.

>>25695625
I will burn Gura's cunny

>>25695565
I will be prepared. That's why I won't react at all.

It's a shame that almost all cat-eared Gura arts are relegated to the casual outfit only

>>25695381
Will quit watching hololive and just work on my game to try and distract myself from the pain.
God I hope we get a fair warning so I can prepare myself.

>>25695583
Buying a Switch at a certain date does not mean you can't have used one before and have made a Nintendo account with a friend list.

>>25695738

in 2019, about 7.4 million people died aged 15-49 at death. using a conservative estimate that gura has about 2 million subscribers who have subscribed for at least one year, then that means she has about 1,900 literally dead subscribers, that is, people who have died since subscribing to her channel.

So tonight stream is a solo stream? I could had swear someone else was also playing MC tonight. Maybe Fauna or Ame will join later since everyone else seem to be busy.

>>25695850
I assume you are the original stalker. Why sit on these new screenshots for well over a year?

>>25695850
Stop replying faggot.

>same retarded reply
don't bit buds, it's literally the schizo still

>>25695884
They all seem to understand that people want solo time and avoid joining VC until some time has passed.

If you could make a new greeting for Gura, what would it be?
Hard Mode: Make it something Kronii cant bully her out of using.

>>25695900
performance anxiety

>>25695819
>God I hope we get a fair warning so I can prepare myself.
lol. lmao
more like, a week of silence and no streams. then she'll post "graduation stream" on twitter, about 4-5 hours before it starts the same day

Jesas christ you guys are replying to the same stalker.

I wish the MC update happened sooner. It'd be cool to see them take on a warden.

>>25695942
IM GOOMER GURA THE GOOMER SHARK, IT'S TIME TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>25695884
Bowson has Ame busy so maybe it's just Fauna

>>25695942
Hhhhhhhhhhheyyyyyywhatscrackinboys it's big G in tha house

>>25695942
>SHARK CUNNY TIME UUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>25695997
maybe kronii before she plays megaman, but she's probably still sleeping right now

>>25695988
>Get the chum chalice, chumbie! Hurry!

>>25695942
Goo goo gabooga, it's time for goolagooga!

>>25695942
Have Kronii create it, then she can't bully about it.

In 13 days Gura will be no longer a child

>>25695564
>>25695583
Gura's alternate account started following someone who posts AmeSame.

>>25695988
>>25696058
combine these for baby goomer shark and throw in some uwu for the perfect greeting

>>25695942
baby talk intro, kronii would never stoop to that level.

>>25696080

>>25691148
An egg from her womb.

You can fertilize it with your sperm and implant in a surrogate to bear your and gura's child.

>>25696081
Post the account they're following. I'm not digging through that follow list.

>>25696080
>Gura will now be 9929
no...

>>25696080
fucking dropped

>>25696080
It's over...

>>25696080
cunnybros...i dont feel so good...

>>25696038
oh god im gonna goob all over lol

>>25696162
nyo

>>25696080
>Age
Who gives a shit lmao. It's all good as long as she continues looking like a sexy child.

>>25696321

>>25696321
Anon, I hate to break it to you, but she's already an adult. She's been one for a while now. Anyone who thinks she's actually a little girl is brain damaged.

>>25696080
She'll be 24

Hey chumbies can someone explain to me how jannies/moderators get rid of retards that ban evade a lot ? I wish gura will have less schizos stalking her

>>25696358
she's a ddlg. or abdl

>>25696347
UOH

>>25696080
In 13 days I'll be dead.

I would be fine if we get about an hour to an hour and a half before one of her friends joins if she's in vc tonight. I know that means probably no supers but that's still a decent balance of solo time and getting to see her have fun with her friends

>>25696401
>Hey chumbies can someone explain to me how jannies/moderators get rid of retards that ban evade a lot ?
They don't, schizos like hot wheels change IPs like every few minutes purely to counter this. Our best hope is that desuwa passes gura and the schizos go after her instead, but she'd have to get 3M more subs without slowing down for that to happen off a pretty much entirely JP viewerbase (or in other words, don't count on it).

Cute shark soon!

>>25696401
Permanent range ban takes care of the stupid ones, but less stupid ones are unbannable. Just report, hide and forget.

>>25696401
IP bans are the best tool they have day to day, and it isn't a very good tool.

>>25696517
The only ones with a chance of joining today are Fauna and Kronii so expect some alone time

>>25696553
please do not assist the psychotic creep with tips on how to ban evade.

>3 minute delay.
Now that's weird. Did she catch the Mumei?

>>25696578
>Fauna and Kronii
damn, it's looking good for us today chumbros

Gurass

>>25696578
I could see Ame after her stream or Bae before hers too. I wouldn't expect anyone else unless one of the JPs are on early but I don't think there has been much minecraft activity lately from them and VC would be even more unlikely

>>25696662
rubrubrubrubrub

>>25696575
Also, just adding user IDs would already do wonders for /vt/.

>>25696672
>Bae
this fucking rat is autistic, everytime she has a planed stream she just says hi in the chat and leaves

>>25690709
soon it will be time to goom

>>25696751
>this fucking rat is autistic
They all are anon, it's a requirement to be a holo

SHE SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER

Is it safe to assume she won't do a reading if someone else joins?

>>25696703
this would absolutely be worth whatever shit the three people still using /jp/ to talk about vtubers would give us

>>25696842
yes
and someone will join

>>25696842
Depends, if they're only there for a short time and leaves before Gura finishes then she might. If they stay until the end she won't

>>25696816
Yeah with me

>>25695942
>Hard Mode: Make it something Kronii cant bully her out of using.
Impossible.
Also Gura tease others for their greeting all the time. I don't think that's the reason she stop using her old one.

>>25696688
The usual rubber won't rub Gurass. WHO ARE YOU SHOW YOURSELF

Another 2 minute delay to round it up. This shark needs time correction!

>>25696896
I made this post

>>25696816
I'm the shower

>>25696816

yeah my rock hard boner in her cunny!

I noticed that there's a massive influx of newfriends recently. Not that there's particularly anything wrong with that but they could at least make it less obvious. What happened? Was the board on fire or something recently

Sometimes I like to imagine a world where EN can press the got love button when it's time to go live.

>>25696250
You don't know what an AmeSame account is.

>taunting chat by bumping the stream back by minutes
>twice
this fucking brat

Why does gura not fix her minecraft chat

>>25696906
She teases fauna. But fauna fights back

>>25695880
Less. Chumbuds most likely live a much more sheltered and pampered lifestyle than those who are dying elsewhere in the world.

>>25696930
Kronii needs to use a bigger strapon on her

>>25696948
go*

>>25696946
summer break

>>25696946
>recently
It's like that all the time, sometimes people lurk and sometimes they post. It mainly just seems to come in waves, but it is nearing summertime

>>25696919
rubrubrubrubrub

>>25696948
Sorry, but I press Gura's love button for her

>>25697027
is that diaper

>>25696948
Gura pushes my got love button all the time

>>25695880
Is that worldwide? Restrict it to US and you might get a more realistic statistic. Some 15 year old dying in China skews the stats.

>>25696973
Mojang is shit, as proven by the shitty update they released

wiggle wiggle wiggle

>>25697082
EROI

>>25697053
It's her hair you blind coomer

>>25696948
I think Ina is the most consistent holo when it comes to starting on time

Gura is late for our Minecraft date!

>>25697053
Yeah. Gura wears them, you know.

>>25697034
>>25697055
Dyslexia + being retarded is painful.
Please help me

damn delayed child...

>>25697082
>She shook her ass for real to give us that gem TuT

>>25697148
fauna fauna fauna...

>>25697128
i'll take what i can get

>>25697183

>>25697148
Fauna is pretty punctual

Where the fuck is dorufin bud at...

My cock is stuck inside Gura... No stream today

Gumbis where?

>>25697148
I only watch blue women so I don't know

stream starting, chumbies!

WIFE

>>25695993

This was hands down her best intro wait period whatever it is called

oh hey, new intro card
finally

everyone shut the fuck up
gura's on the telly

it no longer shark time

I think Gura is waiting until Youtube stabilizes a bit, Ame is lagging a lot and she didn't seem very happy on the first Stanley Parable stream

THE TEXT HAS A SHADOW. CUTE!!!

>>25697254
Green woman and brown woman (owl) good too

>>25697277

are you challenging me?

CLASSIC SCREEN LETS GOOOO

sorry guys almost finished pouring every last drop of my cum into gura's womb and then she can start the stream

gura is already being extra cute today.

She's sassy today.

Gifs slow down software okay?
Her potato PC is bigger than yours. She's such a dork.

I LOVE HER

Oh this is gonna be a good stream

THIS BRAT TEASING ADULTS

Is this GFE?

._.

personally, I'm glad the wall of gifs is gone.

Caffeinated

>>25690709
Cowboy shark is good, red shark is great, disney shark is magnificent but bard shark is the best of them all

>barfy
VR CONFIRMED
SHORT STREAM CONFIRMED

barfy uwu

Gura cute

>>25697415
she saw that thread comparing her opening screen to pomu's and got self-conscious about it

>>25697449
Sex in VR

>she's already cumming
nice

Gura's kinda barfy today. Be nice chumbies

>she is barfy
short stream it is sigh

>shart time

WHAT TIME IS IT /ggg/?

what a funny little guy

This sassy shark.

Uh oh she shidded

>>25697486
yeah, with me

>>25697509
>ENTER SHART

>>25697467
including the "pet the shart" image in that thread

>shart time
OH NYO

>>25697449
Get BTFO'd

SHE SOUNDS EVEN YOUNGER TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

> shart time
Gura...

She did that on purpose with the shart time. She's here.

>>25697555
pls don't bulli

bros, we're not on stream...

ame removed...

They are called pterodactyls, Gura...

Oh nyo, bro's. We've become snails.

Shart in my mouth Gura!

Fucking gremlin.

Gura if you are here breath on stream !

I wonder what Gura stinky breath smells like today TuT

>>25697506
Feel Better Gura

>>25697652
WHO IS SNAIL

>>25697676
I'm really high and I imagined Muscle Man from Regular Show saying "oh nyo bros"

>>25690709
Consider this, Gura sex.

Kronii's getting bullied again let's goooooooooooooooooo

clenching bunghole!

Gura about to cause some mischief in minecraft. Also, bunghole clenching moment.

gura bunghole status: CLENCHED

Gura's bumholle clenched.. I'm gonna goom.

>im alone
Gura..

Imagine being in Gura's butt when she clenched it...

>>25697566

That's an allergy med though

>dimetapp
thats little kid's cough medicine

>>25697816

Gura regrets calling Fauna mommy.

>whens the last times we'd played Minecraft by ourselves?

a chance?

>dimetapp
gura took her meds, did u?

>>25697652
Snail... My mortal enemy.

>>25697816

>>25697816
She's smol anon

>im alone
she didn't want to mention me, no hard feelings chumbies

Fauna is gura's mommy.

im actually having fauna gura mommy dom art commissioned

>>25694334
>https://files.catbox.moe/zxseew.m4a
she says "no cunny"

>I'm not pressed for anyone to join me
good, means Fauna will take the hint

she is a child

>>25697857
My tulpa took it for me.

Oh fuck Fauna just got backhanded

>>25697786
bruh hahahaha

>how many of you guys have jobs?


oof, a bunch of people just got called out.

anyone got a timestamp when she called fauna mommy?

>>25697880
nice

Gura is unusually flustered about this mommy Fauna thing.
What could this mean?

>Jobs
ho no no no no no

>>25697942
it's NOT what you're imagining btw

ill get a call back any day now gura, don't worry

>>25697932
I'm trying my best for her.

>>25697932
>Doesn't have a full time job to support Gura
I couldn't imagine calling myself a shrimp if I didn't

>>25697979
kek

>>25697979
I'm watching her at work.

>>25697960
she listens to her ASMR at night and masturbates

Gura likes looking at display cases at bakeries.

oh, you guys have jobs?

>>25698028
I believe this.

Gura should use the rails more often since it's a test of her zatsu skills

>>25698028
Masturbating not so sure, but it's definitely plausible that she could have a thing for Fauna.

>>25697932
i am applying and i get no repsonses

>>25697960
Everyone thought Gura was into DDLG, but she is actually into MDLG. Fauna gets to change Gura's diaper she is so lucky.

She's very breedable today guys I'm going in!!!!!

>>25697932
I just lost mne... well more like I'm leaving abruptly after a paid vacation

>>25698059
I make more money than I know what to do with so I throw it all at her

wait, the minecraft versions merged? nani?

I want to feed her my thick milk.

gura's bug manager

>>25695373
>>25696919
>>25697457
rubrubrubrubrub
>>25697506
rubrubrubrubrub
FEEL BETTER GURA

imagine having no job to support gura
couldnt be me

>>25698125
She's already pregnant with me, that's why she's barfy

>>25698122
she was so flustered calling Fauna mommy because she has fantasies like this

>>25698059
Literally at work being paid to watch her. Also I work on Minecraft so it's doubly funny.

Charging a creeper time.

>>25696970
It literally says so in its description and it is the first post you will see

>>25698191
Hello fetus inside of Gooba that I put inside of her

>>25698206
Put an inside joke about Gura in a future version and SC her about it

>>25698121
further proof employers act like women

>>25698216
Not with a trident without channeling it won't.

Speaking of lightning. Gura never put any lightning protection on her shrimp statue

>receive neetbux
>send neetbux to gura
the gentle balance of life.

Browsing /vp/ with the building's wifi and watching Gura instead of working. Suck it Amazon.

>>25698191
How are you able to post from within her womb?

>finishing something she started.
Who is this imposter and what have they done with Gura? I'd rather she directed that toward games.

>>25698252
the only job i found that was relevant to my field of study involved climbing up radio towers and such, but i've been applying to shit tier jobs along with it just so i can make some money this summer

>>25698281
She swallowed a phone

>>25698281
Intrauterine cat6e

Just tuned in
What did Gura discuss about?

>>25698333
Gura intrauterine ASMR when?

BGM reminds me of majora's mask music

>>25698362
She revealed her upcoming marriage to me

She charged a creeper!

>>25697940
this

>>25697940
this

bracing for death

>>25698362
She discussed how viscous my french semen was.

chumbies are creepers

she's gonna blow sometihng important up and the rest of her stream will be her repairing it.

And of course she died.

i hope this solo mc stream lasts at least 1 hour

I want to fart into Gura's womb

>>25698450
I kneel

>I'm trying to supercharge a creeper
>OH NO I SUPERCHARGED A CREEPER AND NOW I'M SCARED HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
never change goob

>>25698450
Yeah, herself.

GURA LOVE

HighQ shark

gura...

>>25698391
She died!

OH NYO

>>25698485
I want gura to fart on me, and don't understand this desire at all

>She lost her diamond gear
>She lost the elytra
>She lost ShioGura

I look away for a second and she died!?

she's going to lose everything isn't she

Gwimus Gwombus

Did she say her greeting at the beginning? I got in a few seconds late

I love her so much

>Gura is Minecraft
>this means whenever I'm playing Minecraft I'm playing with her
that's it I'm booting up minecraft

She made it just in the nick of time.

I'm surprised she remembered exactly where that was.

One of them protects you, the other 5 try to kill you, who do you got?

SHE DID IT

did she get a special helmet?

>>25698581
>>25698574
Doubters! Barracudas even!

>>25698574
Apologize!

She stresses me out when she dies like that and has to run to get her shit.

she's researching torture methods again

>>25698692
>>25698693
Sorry Goomba, I apologize

was that a burp?

She ate old burger. Ofcourse.

gura's frail stomach

uh yeah that hours old burger?
me.

Gura eating hour old burger. No wonder she's barfy.

>>25698762
god i love her. i want to suck her barfy old burger farts.

>a sharkgirl ate some old borgar, this is what happened to her tommy
>GG is a 9928-year-old shark girl presenting to the emergency ward complaining about abdominal pain after eating moldy burger

>>25698806
Can you not?

>>25698868
don't worry, i'll finish my meal soon.

Just microwave it, it's still good

>>25698806
she is NOT a fart shark

Yep, this is gonna be a very distracted and no progress stream.

>>25698868
damn you weak as fuck, are you even a chumbud?

based autistic gura mom

>>25698936
poopenfartsen

God bless her mom for being as retarded as her daughter

Sponge?

"post-food fountain"
gura has an interesting way with words.

the innerworkings of gura's body...

Just buy a new sponge

also didn't gura say she has an iron belly? Like I know she is autistic and refuses to waste food despite having money because she is a jew with an eating disorder, but why does she feel the need to give herself tomy hart when she eats food she leaves out like that?

>>25698944
good. It's perfect. I'm ascending.

i hope gura doesnt start thinking she'll be fine if she just microwaves her food that's gone off....

>Yeah bro, just get in the microwave

Oh my lord, this girl. She talks about how paranoid of meat she is because she got food poisoning, then she goes and eats a burger that's been sitting out for hours. Her mind is an enigma.

>>25699019
no, I'm using it until it's tattered

Oh god she's actually done shit off stream. And it works. I'm god damn impressed.

>>25699069
I do that with my underwear

ALL THAT FOR A SINGLE BLOCK NOTE

>>25699060
she's retarded

an hours-old burger shouldn't be an issue unless you have the stomach of a child

She built a redstone clock connected to a toot block.

>>25698986
"Du liebe schiesse?"
"Jääää..."

>>25698857
kek

>>25699037
i dunno. But it's so fucking endearing. I love her.
Maybe she likes tummy hort and enjoys exciting poops.

That's the piss off Kronii ping. I guess Atlantis will have to be saved for another time.

>>25699090
>>25699108
Duality of

>>25699108
No that's actually how you'd do it.

Is that a clock ?
t. never done anything with redstone

>>25699054
But what about the good bacteria

>>25699060
Must have been a five guys or some other quality burger or something if anyone is willing to eat a hours old burger.

Which chumbud will give Gura the tummy rubrub?

>>25699210
Me.

>>25699210
me of course