/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25656644
I don't have a problem at all with Yugo's or Kronii's roommates' genders, I just like to bring it up because it gets people really worked out for some reason.

>>25656644
I don't understand why people keep trying to bait in the shark wife threads, no one ever bites but people keep doing it anyways

>>25656644
I keep telling myself my oshi is just for faps so I don't relapse and fall hopelessly in love again.

I jerked it to a sex ASMR by a Vshojo and am now ashamed of myself.

>>25656998
Which one? C'mon, anon, this is a confessional, you can say which one.

>>25656746
The sad truth for antis is that Gura is untouchable. Literally the only thing she does wrong is that she disconnects from the internet for 3-4 days without notice but maybe that's how she keeps herself out of yabs. Literally every other EN vtuber out there would have collapsed from the popularity and pressure but she keeps an impeccable act despite being a bit of a memer and alcoholic.

Shark....I kneel ....

I actually kind of like that ASMR shit

>>25656998
Lewd ASMR is the absolute best, I've been using it for years and I never get tired of it

>>25656690
Kronii's roomate is female no?

I dmed my oshi and was ignored.
I knew it was a possibility but didn't think it would bother me as much as it has.
I'm almost fully schizo about it.
Like, maybe I should be nonchalant about it and act in streams like nothing happened. Or maybe I should ignore her like she did to me. Maybe I should act like one of her friends is my new oshi.
Maybe I should just kill myself.

>>25657764
Also, it happened only yesterday

>>25656998
I jerked off to Gura's last asmr video thrice... I miss her ASMR content and honestly think it's better than fauna.

>>25657764
they've probably got 10k+ unread DMs and their inbox is basically unusable.

>>25656644
I jerked off to Lamy today. It really wasn't cutting it to be honest so I switch it Marine and I made buckets. Lamy have big boobs and everything but Senchou is just sex incarnate.

>>25657963
I don't need cope, I need a rope.

>>25656644
I want to marry Marine

>>25656644
I haven't watched a stream in weeks but my postcount in this shithole has gone way up.

>>25657691
Yes
In a past life stream she did a Q&A where somebody asked if she was a boy or girl and she said "it should be obvious, but I prefer to keep it ambiguous"
So just basic Opsec stuff "I wont admit to anything irl" being taken out of context

>>25658108
Liar, she's a trans who cut his own dick

>>25658304
You have it backwards, according to the rrats she wants to grow a penis

>>25658390
Nice, I want to suck it

>>25658390
that’s the best part about the rrats, they can’t decide which kind of trans kronii is

>>25656644
I'm torn between two hags. I love Botan and Mio wtf why can't I have two oshi's and not feel like a cheating cunt?

>>25656644
I kinda feel bad for the Hoshiyomis regarding them not having a cute fanbase design.

>>25658822
It's all the same kind anon. The mentally ill kind.

>>25656644
Sometimes I like to "flirt" with other anons from other fanbases when there's hornypost despite me already having my oshi.

I shared a clip of my oshi with 4chan.
https://files.catbox.moe/lr0lpf.mp4

>>25660990
Fucking based

>>25660990
what did she mean by this?

>>25657034
Silvervale's jerk off instructions. Google 'Silvervale JOI'.

>>25656644
I made these.

I've recorded songs about one-sided love while thinking about an online friend. I can't actually post them here because it's a surprisingly small world.
Just imagin a male virgin singing this.
https://youtu.be/bpOSxM0rNPM

>>25656644
I want to have sex with Marine till I impregnate her, then take responsibility.

>>25656644
I don't like Ollie using APEX streams as alternatives to zatsudans because she is always either too focused on playing the game or collabing with other vtubers, or both.
Really, she should just get over her fear of not tardwrangling her chat, telling her chat not to tell of spammers isn't an unreasonable request and any retard who'd get annoyed by that request and leave is doing themself and chat a favor by leaving.

I'm a weeb

>>25656644
Every night I pray for more Zeta and Koyori feet art

>>25668554
same but I pray for kaela to get any at all

>>25659079
To be fair, the problem of her not giving a cute design for us hosiyomis comes down to the fact she's against the idea of having a very attached fanbase in the first place.
However, I wouldn't deny it if the thought of designing one came to her head, multiple times.

>>25663986
>fear of not tardwrangling her chat
I meant fear of tardwrangling her chat.
That and the few reactionaries from the leech arc a few weeks ago have moved onto other things, I swear Ollie has really unrealistic expectations on either end of the spectrum. I wish Ollie had an audience that was more willing to run counter to her thought process -- there are SOME, but they just try reframing it.

I stopped watching Fauna because I was falling in love with her and that's just not healthy, but since I hate myself I still watch her old ASMR all the time, fuck my life.

Most of my problems in my life result from me being a shut in autist who barely speaks to people. I have 0 clue how to take my turn in a group conversation and come off as even more of an autist because of it. I have no idea how to make friends as an adult and am extremely lonely because of it, especially since I know I'll never date or anything due to it.

>>25656644
I'm embarrassed to admit that I sometimes ponder if people here are actually tribalfags and schizo instead of folks with lots of time on their hand trying to bait people.

I mean of course not they're all baiting but they're so damn good at it.

I don't belong to any fanbase, I just jerk off to the art and watch streams that appeal to me

I "debuted" last week as a pngtuber to 0 people. I had fun streaming, but doing it to 0 people seems like it would drive me crazy and I don't want to advertise myself so I don't know if I should bother continuing

>>25656644
I've been posting "why these two" in the petra-anya general for weeks when I already know full well why those two. I dont even know why I do it.

I hate myself

>>25672371
If you want people to watch you then advertise yourself or become part of a community. Otherwise you'll just mostly stream into the void like me.

I got horny over the weekend for Mori.

>>25656998
you should be

Most of my interaction with vtubing as a whole has been jerking off and writing smut. I very rarely watch streams and when I do, I don't watch for very long before jerking off.

>>25676088
Based
Who do you jerk off the most to?

>>25676146
It varies. Right now I've been jerking off mostly to Sora and AZKi. But I've switch from Fauna to Moona to Ame and more. Really the only ones that don't do it for me are the ones with comically large boobs like Lamy and Kronii. I love big boobs but even I have my limits.

>>25669767
Are you me?

I'm bumping, but why?

>>25676237
Liar, you don’t love them. From what you say you dont like danchou’s either?

>>25656644
i did this

>>25679254
Danchou is pushing it. Kronii is like ten times her size.

>>25656644
I don't watch any vtubers because I think both vtubers and their fans are retarded, but their hentais and erotic images are very hot, especially the nun one from your pic.

>>25679678
I am not so sure. Kroni is a stick figure compared to danchou so they seem bigger than they are.

Anyway danchou’s are perfect. A bit bigger is perfect too.

>>25676237
You better not be fapping to my oshi, you disgusting monkey. Only I get to fap to my oshi.

>>25680864
I regularly fap to AZKi raping Sora. Something about corrupting the original seiso daisempai is the hottest thing in the whole world.

Ever since vtubing became infected with vapid twitch whores and their retarded zoomer audience I started hating it with every fiber of my being. For some reason I can't bring myself to leave this godforsaken seanigger board.
So I suffer and persist.

>>25679284
What's that?

>>25656644
I click on a bunch of normalfag videos so that my recommended feed isn't full of vtubers.

>>25685085
What are you? A pussy?

>>25656644
I'm Pomu

Lately I've been getting of to inserting myself as the female in rape scenarios. I've even gone far enough as to pretend to be one just so I can have guys describe what they would do to me. I say this as a hetero man who has no desire to be a woman.

I was never into noncon before Vox but he completely changed me. I can’t stop thinking about Copvox raping me…

>>25656644
I have been going almost every holosplit and posting that I want their specific oshi to molest me.
I am just so horny that almost any holo would do. Except mori because I hate her

>>25687840
yet

I am not a fan of Pochi's small flabby breasts in her maid outfit.

>>25689145
Why are you gay.

I am responsible for the majority of ringo related posts in the HoloEN generals (minus Gura's general).

Before I go to bed I get really horny and when I'm horny I lose my filter so I just start going on 4chan and releasing my fantasies.

I believe that my oshi, who I'm gachi for, included a hidden message in one of her posts asking me (specifically me) to dm her every day. I decided to do it and have done it every day since. I'm anxious that I misunderstood and am making her uncomfortable, but I'm going to persist until I can't or I get a sign not to.

>>25656644
I've fapped to my oshi more than twice

some anons posted a girl cosplaying a while ago and i said i knew the person and that they're trans and got plentiful (you)s

i lied, i don't know the person and whether theyre trans or not

>>25656644
I'm horny for zoombie's flat chest.
It sort of sucks that the only artists that draw her as flat chested are more general artists, but I'll kneel to them anyway.

>>25690752
Ollie belly and chest

>>25658920
Would someone mind posting a list of the Hololive hags and their ages?? I don't know if my oshi is a hag or not.

>>25691506
Who's your oshi?

>>25690107
W-why not Gura's…?

>>25656644
I subbed to Salome despite not understanding nip and I enjoy just hearing her voice. It has that calming effect I couldn't understand.

>>25656644
I barely even watch VTubers anymore but I'm stuck here regularly posting in /uoh/, browsing the catalog and making bait threads (which I can't do right now because I'm rangebanned)

>>25690752
That's nice, I like that

>>25656644
I'm glad that IyRS is finally in a yab, because of all the yabs she could be in this is a nothingburger at most. Besides what may come out of it may allow her to take control of her music more, or at least give it better direction if she makes a good connection with someone like Rikka.

I've been posting in a general for over a month and not a single person has noticed that I have literally never watched a stream from the company that the thread is about
I plan to continue doing this for as long as I can keep the bit going

>>25657764
is this bait i literally cant tell

>>25656644
i though Haachama's 4 anniversary was a 2/10. and i usually love her stuff

>>25658390
she can't impregnate mumei without a penis

>>25690351
The voices aren't real, anon

>>25656644
I dropped all corpos almost a year ago and have never been happier

>>25687989
if you're who i think you are, how has the recent vox stuff affected you, if at all?