/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>25631942
First to impregnate this hag

>>25631942
Second to impregnate this hag

My hag is falling to pieces anon.

Koyo...

I need some secondary sources, can any of you back up this bold claim by Ms. Takane?

>>25631942
Are those boobs filled with helium or what? They are floating in the air.

I fucking lost my Mio keychain

>>25631942

Hag recognize hag
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1531973261445459968
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1531988926780801026

>>25633170
hagbro..

>>25633010
I wish I can help but she's keeping me busy

>>25632883
we can't save her...

>>25632883
That's my hag too! Pochi Love!

>>25633010
Surprisingly, I don't have many fanarts of Lui saved.

>>25633010

Hags with tanlines

>>25633010

>>25639288
Interesting. Need more images

I'm curious, how old are the anons in these threads?

>>25640682
36
Women suck but I like to imagine myself at 15 being consensully molested

>>25640682
I'm 31.

>>25640682
31 but I'm slowly coming to terms with the idea of wanting to be the little boy to be smothered by hags and yes I'm in /ag as well

>>25640682
Just turned 33

>>25640682
24 wishing for a hag wife like Botan, Korone or Mio

>>25640441

>>25640682
23. Youngest one here so far, more time to find a good hag.

>>25632883
>>25635150
>>25637525
she is flat

>>25641475
and that's a good thing

>>25633010
My beautiful hag Nose...

>>25640682
>>25641409
21, i just think you guys have great taste.

>>25633010
>pink Elira

>>25640682
35. I'll be 36 next month.

>>25640682
39
At first it felt kind of weird knowing I'm older than all but maybe 1 or 2 vtubers but I don't really think about it anymore.

>>25640682
28.

>>25641409
>>25641839
Just imagine playing your hag wife's favorite childhood SNES or Sega game while she watches

>>25640682
22, MIO IF YOU'RE READING THIS I AM YOUNG AND WILLING, AND FORKLIFT CERTIFIED

>>25642803
Where did this "forklift certified" thing come from?

>>25643649
Usually a 3-5 day training course

>>25643649
Why did all your base become a thing?

>>25643764
A funny typo in a poorly localized game.

>>25643825
I just want to hug depression fox and tell her everything will be okay.

>>25640682
Today is my birthday and I'm turning 28
Nobody except one friend, my dad and my sister congratulated me. I had to remember the rest and a lot of my family members just straight up ignored me.

>>25641228
happy birthday anon

>>25643945
Happy Birthday, anon.
I feel you on that. The older you get people stop caring about birthdays.

>>25643996
Thanks, friend!

>>25643914
Same, but the other depression fox. I feel like she could really use it from time to time.

https://streamable.com/382kou
Hag appreciating hag

>>25643945
Happy birthday
Have a hag

>>25643945
Happy birthday fellow hag lover.

>>25644179
>>25645225
>>25645608
thanks, my favorite is Mio because anons keep posting her with massive breasts

I didn't know Aki was a hag until I started coming here.

>>25646236
I have a pair of toy breasts and sometimes put them inside Mio's birthday merch shirt and and pretend I'm touching her

>>25643945
one more hag for you. happy birthday

>>25632883
qrd?
why is pochi mia?

>>25640682
25. I have a milf problem.

>>25640682
18
my hag fetish partially came from neglect by my own mother, and I wound up here after spending too much time on the internet

>>25646236
happy bday

>>25640682
27

>>25647211
Get out while you still can.

>>25647417
too late, anon.
I started posting a long-ass time ago, like last summer. This board's a fucking addiction to me

>>25646396
Official Mio daki when? Hopefully we get one when her anniversary or birthday comes up.

>>25647658
She said we'd get one if she hit 1million this year, and I can't fucking wait

>>25647787
Wait, I thought that was the mouse pad?

>>25648039
I might be remembering wrong but I thought the mousepad was if she hit 1 million before 2022, and the daki was for hitting it this year. Don't see why we couldn't get both though

>>25647658
Mio tummy erotic

>>25647658
What about a nsfw daki?
https://cuddlyoctopus.com/product/ookami-mio/

>>25648190
Ah, I see. I hope we get a Mio daki. it would also be my first daki too

>>25648358
That one has been on my radar. I've just been holding out on an official one by Izumi papa

>>25648528
I've used a body pillow for a long time, but got a cover this year with an indie chuuba, I love the material so I hope Mio's feels as nice

>>25647090
Either she's overworking herself to death or sick, jfc she even has a hard time trying to reach the hospital.

>>25643945
Happy Birthday anon, at least you have a dad! You can count on us to wish you a HB

>>25640682
21

Not really interested in them (or women in general) until found out about Flare and Mio

>>25640682
Datamininganon... 27

>>25640682
64

>>25631942
Miosha is truly the alfa hag. Hag prime.

>>25640682
30

>>25640682
32 and I only became a hagchad little over a year ago after realizing that Mio was one. No mommy issues so it took me a while to realize that hags are superior in every way

>>25643945
Happy birthday. Hoping you still retain your virginity until your wizardhood year.

>>25640682
29.

>>25640682
im 18 turning 19 this november

>>25643945
Happy birthday, fellow hagchad

>>25640682
31.

I just can't seem to sexualize Botan. If anything, she's more like the cool older sister I've always wanted. I'd totally demolish Aki and Lui though.

>>25659383
I've got you bro, I'll do it for you

>>25640682
28

>>25660428
i wrote this

>>25640682
22
half-faggot a.k.a bi but my taste in both men and women is 30+ and has been like that for a while, it's very rare to encounter someone of my age to actually fit my standards
>>25642803
same

Pol is just too cute.

>>25640682
23 turning 24

>>25641228
Happy birthday man

Jungle, trimmed, stubble or clean shaven?

>>25662330
Yes

Please watch and subscribe to my oshi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tijakJfqh0

>>25662330
anything other than jungle. I want to eat, not floss

>>25662330
I like jungle, but clean shaven has its own charm too. Like hags shaving to look younger because they're so insecure that they look old

>>25659383
>Cool older sister
Greetings, I'm you brother-in-law

>>25643945
happy birthday anon!
it was my hag's birthday yesterday too

>>25643945
happy birthday anon!

>>25662847
Already done! Let's got Mio to a Million!

>>25663606
Although them just stopping shaving when they get knocked up also has a sense of accepting that they're no longer hags but MILFs

>>25662847
starting right now!

Who else here has mommy issues?

Those sniffles... and now Planetarium?
I'm seriously ngmi

sweet mio is sniffling her heart out and my boner won't go away. is there something wrong with me?

>>25668253
sad boners are a thing, your brain is sad but your body still wants to breed

>>25640682
30
also watch my hag wife, she's singing her way to 1M

MIO!

Anyone here who's unironically in love with this woman? I don't think I've loved any of my exes as much as I love this virtual entertainer. Never had this issue before and I've been watching chuubas since Kizuna. Maybe I need meds.

Almost there...

SHE DID IT!

I am unironically crying watching this beautiful hag

>HOWLING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CONGRATULATE MY WIFE FAGGOTS
;_;

Such a great song. Such a great hag

>>25668443
I'm going to marry her.

>>25669161

>>25643945
happy birthday. now quit being a little bitch and have an amazing day

I'm so fucking happy for her.

>>25643945
Happy birthday, anon.

>>25643945
The Goddess still loves you anon. Ask her for a hug and some kind words and she'll be happy to care for you.

>>25640682
16
Joke, very much joke

>>25640682
whatever age Botan and Mio says i am

>>25667771
Not me, I was excessively coddled by my mother, and thus have zero self sufficiency or independence. Also, now I can only get hard to women with strong maternal characteristics, picrel.

hags doko...

>>25640682
26, 27 in a couple of months

>>25674491
ここだよ

>>25674491

>>25640682
21

Mio is cooking lunch! What do you want?

>>25674491
In the bed with me.

>>25676604
I'm fine with some delicious miso soup, thank you.

>>25640682
17

>>25676679
>didn't bring enough hags for the whole class
For shame.
>>25677040
I've never actually had any. Can you have that for lunch as well?

>>25677040
delicious mio soup

>>25640682
32.
Sometimes I wish I was a child again because I want to experience the feeling of being pampered and being held.

>>25640682
19 season 2

>>25643945 Happy hag day.

>>25668253
Comfort through physical intimacy is a real thing.

>>25674491
Just waking up with me

The Hagfag fears the cakeGOD.

>>25640682
19. I’ve only ever dated girls older than me, but never someone at the age of 30 so I don’t know if they’d actually be great irl. What I do know, however, is that my favourite chuubas happen to be hags.
Something about older women man...

>>25680937
fear? in 5 years they will all become hags
i've already won

>>25681030
Fuck I didn't think about that.
Cakes are still better though.

Is Fubuki a hag?

>>25681114
hags are improved cakes, just give in and wait until your oshi becomes one anon

>>25681114
Cakes are good but just like wine they get finer with age. There is only a win situation here for all of us.

>>25681336
yes

Chunky hag wife has the best lap pillow. Rest your head and all worries melt away.

>>25677340
you can have it for any time anon
it is simple warm tasty soup
it is pretty basic so you dont eat miso soup looking to be blown away by taste or feel, you eat miso soup because it warms you up just right and calms you down

>>25677340
>>25683005
Hag wife put special love into it this time because she knows you're tired and today dragged on for quite a bit

I love this wolf.

>>25652823
>>25676493
>>25656060
>>25641839
>>25680999
>>25647211
My brother's....we've all been captivated so early on.....I hope there's one out there for all of us...I wish to make Abe proud (I'm also 20 as well). After watching vTubers for years now, something this year just awoke in me after realizing how I can't ever form connections with people my age and are only attracted to those older than me......I hope this path doesn't lead us to become wizards

>>25640682
21

>>25640682
22

Anons,
-You will marry your hag waifu
-You can only fuck her in the ass
No Hand/tits/blowjobs no pussy no kiss
Would you still ?


I WOULD

>>25687240
I turn 34 in July. Trust me, kid: There's still hope for you.

You are getting fit for your hag, right? You do want to see her reaction when a young muscular buck wants an older woman like her?

>>25688167
I dont have it in me to do that when I'm never gonna be able to leave my home

>>25640682
27, have a thing for older women and an onee-shota fetish due to unironic mommy issues and what appears to be a degree of emotional neglect, among other issues.

I tend to like kind and strong chuubas. I started seeing Fubuki as attractive when I realized that she is a confident, supportive and mature woman with a backbone. Meanhwile Toko's calm demeanor and soothing voice makes me melt. I don't care for Mio though. She seems weak.

>>25688167
everyday yes

>>25640682
26 i had sex for the first time 4 years ago with a 37yo rich woman, she fecked me and didnt's see her after this and now i'm a haglover and will always be.
Hags are superior.

>>25688167
Of course
>>25688267
Do isometric exercises anon. We're all going to make it

>>25688138
>Creates a scenario where you specifically can't save her drying womb
You evil bastard, I can still embrace her, love her in many other ways and adopt children so I'd reluctantly take it, no anal for me tho
>>25688167
Fuck man I've been stuck in a rut for so long, I'm having to fix my sleep/productivity schedule, find a job, and go on a no fap. I'm trying to do some bodyweight before getting back into the gym and pumping iron like I used to...just thinking about being strong enough to care for my parents and help my hag of a wife will ignite flames of inspiration

>>25688167
>get fit for your hag
>botan spent half her observation stream thinking about a fat, naked, old man
I'm already in and any competition I could have are eliminating themselves.

>>25691697
Wait, why does everyone only post the crop? Does the full version show too much vulva?

>>25691697
Citation needed

>>25692895
do you have the non-cropped version?

>>25692895
The full version shows it all iirc

>>25693325
It shouldn't be too hard to find. I would post it but I forgot the catbox link.

>>25693330
You can't see the lips, but there's plenty of vulva.
>>25693325
Here.
https://twitter.com/R1883661920/status/1395636837436182529

>>25643649
maybe mio needs pallets moved, idk i'm trying

>>25643945
a day late but happy birthday all the same bro

>>25691697
You can have Botan to yourself I'll just snatch myself another sexy hag.

>>25640682
18. I credit my sexy high school Spanish teacher for giving me a milf/hag fetish, so I guess I've had a thing for mature/older women since i was 15? 16? who knows....
But my god she had a nice ass for me to stare at.

>>25694547
Botan has a lot of pubic hair art it's pretty nice.

>>25696239
I'm up to 32, only Mio has more.

>>25696856
Please give us your collection, I beg you.

>>25696239
Botan doesn’t even have the most
The most hag (or nearly) that has it on pixiv is Marine followed by Korone, though Mio constantly has the thickest and hariest out of all hag art on pixiv by a landslide

>>25696893
I'm pretty sure all of it is on pixiv.

>>25688138
Nope, anal is gross and no pregnancy is a dealbreaker

>>25697046
I'm surprised Marine has more but I guess that makes sense because it's Marine.

I can only imagine the joy a hag feels when she feels loved...

>>25688138
>Anal only
How could I save her dying womb then?

Hagposter, Im going to battle and I need your strongest hags.

>>25699667
This hag is a lion, has guns, and her fans are literally just bombs. Very strong battle-hag, 10/10.

>>25700392
At least I will be going out by the hand that I love....

>>25700392
Sounds like a good war machine. What kind of fuel does she need

>>25640682
19. I've wanted to fuck women 10-15 years older than me since I was like 15.

>>25699667
I rarely get to post battle-hags. Huzzah!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cLz8lZgtp2w

>>25640682
26 and gay but hags are still great

>>25698722
Do a few rounds of IVF treatment with your sperm

bros

>>25641228
happy birthday dude

>>25702168
I am intrigued. If you are gay then what is here for you? Is it like a mother figure thing?

>>25702392
Yeah for the most part it’s a mother thing. My mom wasn’t in my life much and I didn’t have that.

>>25697046
>>25697593
Must be the million subscriber milestone but Mio officially now has the most
76 and counting

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U7yCAhTGSHk

>>25640682
27
I've always been into women older than me for as long as I can remember. I think it comes from the fact that I never had the best relationship with my mom. It's not like she was awful to me, but I never really got any affection or anything like that. Whenever I would get praised by an older woman I would feel good inside, and that kinda just always stuck with me. Really I just want to be held and doted on by an older woman. HAG LOVE

>>25702036
I'll never go the range with Botan.....

>>25640682
22, my mom died when I was like 13 so I've got mommy issues like everyone else

>>25640682
21. Got the haglove virus from watching too much milf porn when I was younger.

Your hagoshi wants to exercise with you. Quick you have to make a routine for her

>>25706797
Aggressively fuck her until she stops having these silly ideas.

>>25706797
Nakadashing Lui immediately while she's doing yoga.

>>25707254
I don't have any Lui pics

I have mommy issues, which hag should I watch so I can feel like I have a mom

Why are there no EN mommy tubers?

>>25711305
Mio

>>25640682
40. No mommy issues, just want a like minded woman to spend time with. Hags don't mess around, they don't have the time for it and neither do i. We're not getting any younger and we know it

>>25711456
Because they're too young or roasties. The closest you have is a roastie pretending to be a hag while acting like a whore with other male vtubers. You'll have to search in the indie ocean

>>25711815

>>25711815
Thanks the first video I found of her is actually really comforting

>>25711815
I want her to hold me and tell me everything is going to be alright

>>25711992
I always see this posted but I never see the sauce.

>>25711456
eh, I like the Kosaka roastie, good enough to tide me over until Ina crosses the hag threshold.

>>25713128
Ina is 30

>>25711456
Not sure what a mommy vtuber is, I don't consider any of the hags ITT that cause I don't have mommy issues, but if you're asking for EN hags rosties not included then its Pomu, Millie, Amiya, Lua and technically Tenma. Ina should be joining the roster soon enough.

People do call Amiya a spidermom, so maybe that's what you're looking for

dubs and i impregnate mio instantly

>>25717438
No

>>25717513
TAIGA HATE

Funny that Hololive, the proprietor of the highest quality, top shelf, premium hags, doesn't have a single EN hag.

>>25717634
Western hags don't age gracefully, they become bitter roasties who hate everyone. They aren't hags, they're old bitches.

>>25640682
26

>>25717883
goddamn

>>25717634
Why is Watame so rapeable?

>>25631942
Please use this on the OP onegai...
What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W
Feel free to add your hag oshi

/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>>25640682
30, love thicc ass middle aged bitches

>>25640682
19 turning 20 this summer

>>25717634

>>25633010


>>25640682
Just turned 32 last month. Unfortunately I too probably fall under the category of having a Freudian excuse for my taste in women.

>>25633010

>>25640682
Just turned 32 last month. Unfortunately I too probably fall under the category of having a Freudian excuse for my taste in women.

>>25643945
Happy belated birthday, anon!

>>25717634
while Mio basically created these threads, Niji also has amazing hags like Dola, Ange, Toko and Rin

>>25643945
Happy birthday anon! Hope you'll find a fine and providing hag lover this year

>>25643945
Happy birthday anon!

>>25641009
this
35 myself

A man’s true nature is greed. Especially about hags. A man will try to impregnate all hags. And i, shall be the one to impregnate the hags. This is my oath, for i love hags dearly.

Aight anons, rate this shitty monologue from 0-10

>>25730247
too chuuni, there's no need for that
all I want is to get my dick wet with my favorite hag

>>25718873
Come oooon. You know why. Ui all know why

Furea love.

>mfw the only person who interacts with me on a regular basis is my prudish Mormon mother
I just want someone to talk to about the things I enjoy.

I want to torture and fuck Watame (with consent)

>>25631942
I wonder what her pussy tastes like... I want to lick and suck at it...

>>25738337
get in line, it's 1 million people long now

Miosha love!

Love this indie hag! 36 years of chubby dog!

>>25739774
>36
WHO?!

>>25739688
I wanna sniff Mios's underboob so much

Tomorrow is going to be my hag GF's pre birthday celebration and new outfit reveal, then on Friday, she will debut in 3D!
https://youtu.be/QaQU5I17B0Y

>>25735959
it's ok anon, it's shit but more or less in this together
i dont even think my friends want me around them considering how they've been leaving me out on vidya stuff and don't talk to me if i dont talk first and even then they only reply 1/10 times

>>25741481
i had this happen recently and I just abandoned the group entirely. felt bad for a month but honestly I feel alot better.

Consider the following;
Lion milk
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98924140

>>25639383
Ultimate hag.

>>25640682
I'm 21, turning 22 in a month

>>25742744
Coffe with Lion Milk...

>>25746505
I'll fuck and love the gay out of Polka!

>>25640682
32 and I will not settle unless I find a Menhera bitch or someone like pic related or both and they must be hags. I will make them squirt and I will be their ride or die and given that happening is like 1 in 50 million... Well you know the rest.

>>25717513
Motherfucker

>>25717883
This unfortunately. Not to sound like that kinda guy but the western culture has cultivated terrible development for older women, so most of them are portrayed as unironically lonely cat women, cougars, spiteful roasties, or just literal whores whose time ran out before they could put a ring on one of their many lovers. So sad
>>25717634
EN actually has some Christmas cakes who're almost there (one of them being my oshi)

>>25741033
Mint Castella. One of the only acceptable EN hags. Plays cool retro stuff

>>25741377
Your hag drew a cute picture of my hag

Confess your sins /hag/.

>>25640682
I'm literally only 4 days younger than Mel if her leaked birthday is true.

>>25755929

>>25640682
21.
Only time I've ever felt loved by a woman was when I visited one of my step brother's and his girlfriend was a mature woman well into her 40's, she was the most kind, most sweet, most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Mommy kink hasn't let up since.

>>25632883
That's my hag too!
And she will live forever... I'm sure of it...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xMPy7F24k_A

>>25746730
Would rather have wolf milk
If it helped start the literal Roman Empire its good enough for me

>>25759329
I always said this, but Choco is strictly for pump and dump. This video just confirmed my suspicions.

>>25759638
Who would've thought? Choco isn't picky about men, she would just be a terrible wife

>>25759329
>I want a boyfriend/husband, but none of the responsibilities that come with marriage
Heh, what a shrewd bitch

>>25759638
Being with her would just be waiting to be NTR'd.

>>25760177
Or you could just have an affair with another woman as well, you know. Either way it sucks if you want a proper commitment

>>25760215
Cheating is one of the most disgusting things one can do.

>>25760396
Sure, but it seems Choco wants an extremely casual relationship anyway.

>>25760177
She didn't strike me as sleeping around anymore, but eh, you never know

>>25759329
Isn't that just typical Japanese marriage these days?

>>25759329
No wonder she's still single kek

>>25749107
>Menhera
Really?

>>25749107
I want to rescue a hag from a shitty office job...

Hag milkers

>>25759554
Wolf milk for my tea and Lion milk for my coffe

>>25640682
20. There is no joy greater in life than imaignign impregnating a woman nearly twice my age "before its too late"

>>25640682
24 and I want to shatter FBK's pelvis.

>>25766186
>Implying it isn't fubuki shattering your pelvis

>>25767272
I will not allow myself to be bested by a tiny Kitsune but I'm very fine with that.

>>25768615
You will be bested and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>25772282
ur terms are acceptable

>>25759329
I hate women so much is unreal

I want nothing more than botan to ride fertile loads out of me until im on the brink of death in the amazon position.
I must breed hags if it's the last thing I do

>>25759329
This sounds like a whore wanting to secure a future partner without having to stop the carousel ride.

>>25773531
Having a hag show you the ropes while milking you dry.....

Call me romulus cause i ain’t leaving mio’s tittites

i want to make hags wear revealing, short dresses and see their faces blushing as their mature bodies is exposed in front of me

>>25759329
Why is she like this?

>>25759329
I can fix her