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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General: mogu mogu music channel Edition

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on holding of coins that represent the members of Hololive and some of their mamas.
This is a fake stock market game meant for FUN, not a real stock market (cryptofags will not be happy here either, no real money involved, NO you won't get better at stocks from this).

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/edit?usp=sharing
"Real Oshiboard" spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/edit?usp=sharing

Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ou-iTo4fF9YcPWKZZtqsG-SjUJDWBJ20Wxrrwc2-he8/edit?usp=sharing
Returns Report temporary archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
Aggie. Come draw, all skill levels are welcome: https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/edit?usp=sharing
Previous Thread: >>25325054

>> No.25437646
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>>25437590
wah!

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gay nasfaq sex

>> No.25437749

towa picture here

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>>25437749
here you go

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Wait, does every investigator look like this?

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Ayunda hat doko?

>> No.25438986

With HoloX 3D debuts, I've thought of a possible bet: When will Holo JP 7th gen happen? 2022, 2023 or maybe even 2024?

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Hello

>> No.25439872

>>25439819
hi

>> No.25439932

>>25438170
Maybe, ask priestess

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>>25439819
H͎̦̖͠E̝̗͕͢L͈̱̳̜͝Ĺ͙͇͟͞O̟̠̤̠̙̞͢

>> No.25440063
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mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu mogu

>> No.25441279
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so what do I do with all this liquid

>> No.25441510
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>>25441279
spend it

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>>25441279
>pic related

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>WU
>Listen to GF's ASMR
>All that heartbeats
Dang, hope she can break 2k before summer ends

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>>25442832

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>>25442832
>>25442923

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>> No.25443266

stop spoilering shit you faggots

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>> No.25444555

>>25443266
nyo

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>>25443108

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ohhh rurudo

>> No.25447535
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As per tradition, I would like to gladly inform that It's Friday.
Friday night.

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>>25447535

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>>25434897
I forgor, just like Mumei

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>>25449040
As always, I was waiting for you.

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>>25449533
> Pochimaru fucked
> miko cringe
> cute french

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>>25449926
>cute french

>> No.25450147

>>25449533
>love rushia

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>>25450007
Ah yes, Saruei, the french vtuber whore that can't even do a proper contest, and calling other people for tracing art while she was was the one to do it long before. I love french faguettes that can't enable extra brain cells.

>> No.25450264

>>25450205
doesn't matter, still would

>> No.25451005

>>25450264
Maybe would be good as a mobile cumdumpster or personal onahole.

>> No.25451183

Eagerly waiting for Aki's dividends

>> No.25452256

>>25451183
anon please sleep, you'll feel better that way

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>>25443266

>> No.25453273

I'm poor now

>> No.25453644

I haven't played in a while, what the fuck happened to Rushia? I thought she graduated, why is she so high?

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25453831

Imagine cute tako gf grabbing you and hugging saying that you were a good boy today. And that you deserve a cookie.
This could be us, but no one is interested.

>> No.25453858

>>25453831
>spoiler
I am

>> No.25453866

>>25453644
Rushia doesn't adjust in value like all the other coins and is only impacted by players, so you could buy her to infinity technically.

>> No.25454019

>>25453866
I see, so people are pumping her? Coco doesn't exhibit the same behavior

>> No.25454077

>>25454019
Coco still has changes in her views from day to day since her videos are still up, it's a bit different.

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19th hour, enjoy, etc.

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>>25453858
You are just saying you are, but in reality, you would leave me after an hour. like everyone else did...

>> No.25454167

>>25454077
I see, thanks

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>>25454089
>18:59:59
>>25454091
>19:00:01
Both of you, correction, now.
And I'll have you know that I'd last way more than an hour thank you very much

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kunka kunka

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 31,774,019, a 0.54% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 481,425. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,701,620 shares, or 8.5% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 70,490 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 49):
>Kovalskia :: +4.7%
>Nana :: +3.5%
>Roboco :: +3%
>Luna :: +2.9%
>Risu :: +2.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 17):
>Aki :: -6.3%
>Okayu :: -3.5%
>Moona :: -3%
>Haato :: -2%
>Noel :: -1.8%

1 coin (Kanata) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $255,394.32, which is an increase of 5.58% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $932,052,254,611.37, which is an increase of 4.38% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $29,333.79. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $95,850,397,753.20 in total market value, or 10.28% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $691,557,271.95 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 49):
>Okayu :: +158%
>Moona :: +46.3%
>Haato :: +39.3%
>Ina'nis :: +30.8%
>Botan :: +16.1%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 17):
>Aki :: -32.5%
>Amelia :: -19.8%
>Miko :: -16.8%
>Choco :: -15.1%
>Kovalskia :: -14.8%

1 coin (Rushia) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $784,967,328, which is an increase of 98.41% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $1,147,004,866.74 today, an increase of 95.60% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 21):
>Risu :: +14.5%
>Kronii :: +5.3%
>Ayamy :: +4.6%
>Lamy :: +3.3%
>Aki :: +3.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>8 coins (Civia, IRyS, Nachoneko, Rurudo, Koyori, Chloe, Nabi, Pekora) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>11 coins (Suisei, Lamy, Shion, Hololive, Marine, Ayame, Nene, Kiara, Melfissa, Pochimaru, Rushia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Ollie) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>46 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Okayu :: $1540.67 Down
>Miko :: $760.51 Up
>Amelia :: $481.79 Up
>Haato :: $452.37 Down
>Moona :: $429.44 Down

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Rushia :: $0.71 Up
>Nachoneko :: $0.74 Up
>Civia :: $2.36 Up
>Ayamy :: $2.80 Down
>Laplus :: $3.49 Down

Overall Average movement was $30.48 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $118.02 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$186.04 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.
You have about 24 cycles left until adjustments.

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>> No.25458308
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ohhh rurudo

>> No.25460043

What ever happened to MManon?

>> No.25462716

>>25460043
anon...

>> No.25462740

>>25462716
Yes?

>> No.25464063

network anon...

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Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.25470605
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I lost 200 million this week. Sugoi

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>> No.25471377
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I have returned home.

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>>25471377
That's not very pagi of you.

>> No.25471562

>>25470653
What happened to rain coin?

>> No.25471586

>>25471377
Welcome back Drey

>> No.25471779
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nobody loves kovalskia
>>25471562
>her divs are still high
what the fuck

>> No.25471936

>>25471779
50k subs

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>>25447535
>>25449040
>>25449808
>>25457717

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This is not a mere coincidence, right? RIGHT?!
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1532910670089375744?t=IcKswVSnabyrqFi5ZwZEsg&s=19

>> No.25472073

>>25472007
ohhh

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>>25447535
>>25449040
>>25449808
>>25457717
>>25471977

>> No.25472797

>>25472007
oooooh

>> No.25473794

Aki dividends...!

>> No.25475401

>>25472007
holy shit

>> No.25475521

>>25472007
https://www.twitter.com/rezazeus007/status/788898760600412160
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

>> No.25475820

>>25475521
>Random SEA
A nothingburger

>> No.25478002

>>25455609
based

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night, /nasfaq/!
Hug me, I'm scared that loafi might be /here/...

>> No.25479862

>>25472007
Iofi please sit on my face you delicious Indohag.

>> No.25481336
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I will now watch loafy

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>>25447535

>> No.25481737

>>25471377
congratulations!

>> No.25485264

nigger

>> No.25486485
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>Forgot it was Friday
>Went to bed early and slept through divs
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE anyway here's the dividend report for the week.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Average Changes:
>Kanaeru :: -$2,426.22 :: -59.19%
>Miko :: $891.24 :: 56.33%
>Ayame :: $741.06 :: 140.47%
>Botan :: $660.99 :: 60.42%
>Lamy :: -$609.47 :: -40.78%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Average Changes:
>Watame :: $0.23 :: 0.01%
>Chloe :: $0.74 :: 0.10%
>Ayamy :: $1.27 :: 1.03%
>Pochimaru :: $2.11 :: 3.58%
>Coco :: $2.45 :: 0.49%

Overall Average Dividend Change was $2.88
Average Dividend Increase was $179.60
Average Dividend Decrease was -$236.96

Average payout was $946.56 per coin, a 3.22% decrease from last week.
Overall payout pool was $62,472.76, an increase of 0.31% from last week.

>> No.25486567
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Made it to my goal! Thanks for the support along the way

>> No.25486604

>>25486567
Omedetou!!

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>>25486567
congratulations!

>> No.25486651

>>25486567
congrats!

>> No.25487582

>>25486567
Time to abayo

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Pagi!

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Good morning nasfaq!

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>>25489326
hie

>> No.25490195

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.25490570
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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 20)
>Shion :: $8,922.24
>Marine :: $8,629.60
>Fubuki :: $7,106.07

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 46)
>Okayu :: -$34,667.05
>Ollie :: -$11,998.60
>Nabi :: -$11,801.42

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,593.67
Average Upward Adjustment is $2,525.49
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,384.60

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and shoutouts to Susan for her music channel selection.
Please be aware that Numbers Review may be late or absent today, but the data will still be collected.

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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Pagi
Give us a signa is you're/here/!l

>> No.25494998

Dead thread, dead game
Red today, red tomorrow

>> No.25496417

>>25456588
>>25490570
As always, thank you very much for your morning and number review!

>> No.25496608

Is there a way to see how big a payout was from dividends? Or once I missed it it's gone?

>> No.25497050

>>25496608
DM BBB or use the wallet analyzer

>> No.25497401

>>25497050
DM'ing BBB... his smart and informative messages... his appreciation for bombshell blondes oozing in every word...

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onii-chan....you will be gentle with me right?

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>>25500909

>> No.25502393
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>>25500909
Shut up wench, go be horny somewhere else.

>> No.25502531
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>>25502393
PWEASE DEGRADE ME MOAR MISTRESS

>> No.25502592
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>>25502531

>> No.25502912
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>>25502531
Wait actually after thinking about it. I will use you and degrade you more, come with me.

>> No.25503232

>>25502912
Shut up whore
>>25502531
Make me a sandwich

>> No.25503300

>>25503232
Shut up retard.
I have some fence and walls to paint, I was going to use that whore for work and yell at him for doing it too slow.

>> No.25503352
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>>25502912
Yes mistress! Pwease use me as you wish~

>> No.25503353

>>25503300
That's unpaid labour, it's not legal or ethical

>> No.25503454
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>>25503352
Good, come with me you worthless thrash to my room, we will start from there

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>>25503454
Thank you for the privilege of entering your room mistress! I will do my best not to disappoint you

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>>25503701
Good, you look so stupid, look at yourself, you call yourself a human being? With human rights? You degenerate and worthless trash.

Speaking of trash, the first thing I will want you to do is to clean the floor from all the cans that are lying around. Try to start counting them and I will not use my whip on you. After that, start cleaning my desk and shelf. Be aware of leftovers of spilled cola, once you touch them it will glue your hand harder than flex tape.

>> No.25504089

why the fuck

>> No.25504159
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Do I need to use my bat on some people?

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>>25504015

>> No.25504379
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25504379

This a public reminder to please masturbate before posting.

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>>25504015
th-thank you mistress for your kind words!

one! two! thwee! four! five! shix! seven! eight! nine! ten! I am so happy to clean for mistress there is nothing I would be happier to do in this world~

>> No.25504945

>>25504359
I was wondering if anyone would notice.

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>>25504800
You look so adorable in that outfit. You are such a cutie~~

Thank you very much for your help with cleaning! I very much appreciate your help! If I need help with cleaning again, I will make sure to call you!

>> No.25505561

Applause is cute today

>> No.25505917
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>>25505491
Thank you so much I do not deserve such kindness mistress!

Whenever you need my services again I will be there on your command~

>> No.25506056
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25506056

You could have just taken this to DMs you know, or not have even done it at all

>> No.25506936

>>25506056
but its fun when it makes anons seethe

>> No.25506971

>>25506936
I'm gonna put a leash on you bitch

>> No.25506987

>>25506971
sorry anon i dont hornypost

>> No.25507849
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25507849

page 10 is only 20 minutes the fuck

>> No.25507979

>>25507849
catalog must be on fire right now

>> No.25508018

>>25506936
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>> No.25508106

>>25508018
You are just jealous that it wasn't you ( ̄ー ̄)

>> No.25508156

>>25508018
yeah but its funny sometimes

>> No.25508494 [DELETED] 

>>25508106
Dilate tranny
>>25508156
It isn't funny anymore

>> No.25508531

>>25508494
who is the one dilating here kek

>> No.25508540

>>25507849
Cute Pekora.

>> No.25508631

>>25508494
> Dilate tranny
What?

>> No.25508650

>>25508494
>anymore
It stopped being funny months ago when you go to the thread and all you see are thirsty anons flirting and RPing

>> No.25508684

>>25508531
>>25508494
imagine arguing on the internet

be like >>25508540 who enjoys pekora art instead of arguing

>> No.25508705

>>25507849
It's probably the nijien drama

>> No.25508901

>>25508494
you are making it funny right now

>> No.25508909

>>25507849
Nice feet

>> No.25508919

Cute nasfaq players?

>> No.25508945
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25508945

Okay, but what does this have to do with La+ Darkness?

>> No.25508951

>>25508919
list 'em

>> No.25508987

>>25508945
i dont usually uoh but those thighs are something else

>> No.25509030

Uhhh nasfaq?

>> No.25509106

>>25508945
u-uoh

>> No.25509112
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25509112

But what does this have to do with HIMEMORI LUNA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>25508987
>>25509106
Don't uoh on my bratty daughter.

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>>25509112
I will suck Luna's dick

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>>25509230
Why are you like this?
Also I forgot to spoiler my image so it ruined the joke.

>> No.25509569
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25509569

Strip Mahjong: Battle Royale

>> No.25509981

5 days and some hours, be ready for 35k GF coin
https://youtu.be/bny32F5cuJg
>>25509230
That's my son! :3c

>> No.25509994

>>25509569
Reviews of Strip Mahjong: Battle Royal:
>An extremely niche film and I'm not sure quite who it's aimed at.
>Mahjong is one of the most disturbing, misogynistic and confusing films I’ve seen in a long time.
> This film is titled and cover illustrated in a way that suggests it's just a soft p0rn film. It's actually well written and acted, and brilliantly lit and shot so deserves better. ou might even learn something about playing mah-jong from it!
Don't miss this kino!

>> No.25510251

Can /we/ still participate in the summer events if I forgot to fill up the form?

>> No.25510944

>>25510251
yeah for sure, just DM your details to one of the organizers

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ohhh rurudo

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>>25509994
there are two sequels...and we'll be watching them next week

>> No.25513545 [DELETED] 

>>25509128
sir I'm morally obliged to uoh at your daughter

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>>25513545
Sir, do not. You will have to pay the fine if you will.

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>>25513601
I pay it gladly.

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>>25513979
same

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>> No.25514147 [DELETED] 

please remember that each time you uoh laplus you uoh a kenzoku, sickening.

>> No.25514310 [DELETED] 

>>25514103
Your secretary isn't rollable yet. I'm waiting.

>> No.25514386 [DELETED] 

cunny archive uohhhh

>> No.25514695 [DELETED] 

>>25514103
Jokes on you, you're my wife.

>> No.25515335 [DELETED] 

>>25514103
Nice filename

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The thighs... The belly... It's a... leroleroperopupus Jujuju Papopkopkopu bussshsuzzrutu (Furious ejaculation feeling) DubjububuLoo (ejaculation) (ejaculation) (ejaculation) (ejaculation) (ejaculation) (ejaculation) (cumshots)

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>> No.25515892 [DELETED] 

>>25515852
disgusting

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goodnight nasfaqg!

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>>25516792
Good night anon, have a cute dreams!

>> No.25517650 [DELETED] 

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

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>>25517650
>no image

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>>25517650
Anon...

>> No.25517698 [DELETED] 

>>25517650
>no soundpost
>19:00:00
What the hell?

>> No.25517788

i find it funny the usual poster didn't even show up today

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>>25517650
>19:00:00
No image, but it's good enough. Thank you for bringing it back.

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>>25517650
>19:00:00

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>>25517650
>19:00:00
No sound
No image
Not even the usual anon.

Is the hour 19 anon okay?
Also, has anyone seen the network anon? I haven't seen him for a few days now. Is everything okay with him?

>> No.25518399

>>25518350
they're on honeymoon with their nasfaq gf

>> No.25518406

>>25518350
>network anon
On a honeymoon

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>>25518399
> Honeymoon with their nasfaq gf
Waaaait a minute...

>> No.25518539

>>25518515
not a tako

>> No.25518613

>>25518515
Not you, unless you and your harem aren't on a honeymoon

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>>25518539
I got denied once again...
>>25518613
And even mistaken by another tako...

>> No.25519568

>>25518778
Have you tried not being such a little whiny bitch? Punch a hole in the wall and fuck it untill you don't grow a beard, faggot

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>>25519568
shutup cumstain

>> No.25519825
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25519825

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 31,970,325, a 0.62% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 484,399. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,716,692 shares, or 8.5% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 71,307 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 52):
>Nabi :: +11.1%
>Ollie :: +6.1%
>Kovalskia :: +3%
>Mel & Ui :: +2.9%
>Rurudo & Amelia :: +2.5%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 14):
>Moona :: -4.3%
>Okayu :: -2.8%
>Shion :: -2.3%
>Ina'nis :: -1.4%
>Flare :: -0.8%

2 coins (Zeta, Rushia) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $248,966.34, which is a decrease of 2.52% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $921,624,152,397.28, which is a decrease of 1.12% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $28,827.49. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $96,481,903,700.16 in total market value, or 10.47% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $737,872,545.40 in total market value, or 0.08% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 41):
>Choco :: +29.2%
>Shion :: +26.9%
>Risu :: +22%
>Flare :: +21.4%
>Marine :: +19.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 25):
>Okayu :: -59.3%
>Haato :: -37.6%
>Ollie :: -30.8%
>Nabi :: -29.2%
>Botan :: -25.7%


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $2,143,166,939, which is an increase of 173.03% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $993,936,462.79 today, a decrease of 13.3% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 26):
>Iroha :: +18.9%
>Luna :: +16.5%
>Sana :: +11.3%
>Suisei :: +6.1%
>AZKi :: +5.6%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>3 coins (Reine, Subaru, Sana) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Rushia) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Roboco, Pekora, Korone, Nana, Pochimaru, Laplus, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Ina'nis) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>54 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nabi :: $523.55 Up
>Ollie :: $509.43 Up
>Haato :: $413.15 Up
>Shion :: $371.04 Down
>Miko :: $320.82 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Rushia :: $1.64 Down
>Fauna :: $2.84 Down
>Civia :: $3.09 Up
>Laplus :: $9.98 Up
>Reine :: $10.01 Up

Overall Average movement was $61.94 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $125.69 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$108.08 per hour.

The market decreasing in value right after dividend day is a bit suspect. Are the reds that powerful, or are people just not buying?

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>> No.25520391

>>25519825
>FUD accurately
Arcstrider is the best hunter subclass

>> No.25520456

>>25520391
That wasn't even true 6 months ago, but it's definitely not true now. Arcstrider is the worst subclass in the game. Not even just among Hunters.

>> No.25520738

>>25520456
b-but it's cool

>> No.25520903

>>25520738
>warlocks get Palpatine/kamehameha
>titans get ICBM/Rocky Balboa
>hunters get a glorified glowstick
take the L h*nter

>> No.25521140

lmao there's still only 2 subclasses? cuck game

>> No.25521441

>>25521140
>3 classes (Titan, Warlock, Hunter)
>4 subclasses for each (Void, Solar, Stasis, Arc)
>3 of those 4 subclasses can fully customize parts; the last one is still on the old "tree" system because it hasn't been updated
>Arc sucks as a consequence

>> No.25521521

Warlocks are the best

>> No.25521548

>>25521521
Shut up femboy

>> No.25521703

>>25521441
>Arc sucks as a consequence
Arc titan is one of the strongest subclasses in the game
>>25521521
Shut up femboy

>> No.25521808
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>forgot what class i played when i was playing d2
>check
>its warlock
bros...

>> No.25521931
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>>25521808
There is literally nothing wrong with playing warlock

>> No.25522217

>>25521808
Nothing to be surprised about

>> No.25522393

Why are warlocks called femboys? They are pretty fucking cool

>> No.25522514

>>25521931
Of course Triangle would play Warlock.

>> No.25522621
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>>25522514
I'm not triangle tho

>> No.25523000

>>25522393
Because a third of their exotics are dresses and 100% of them skipped leg day. They're also the class with access to the dedicated healslut build.

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>>25522514
I don't even play Destiny 2...

>> No.25523787

>>25522621
>>25523482
So all deadbeats are femboys then?

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>>25523482
Consider playing the better D2, Dota 2

>> No.25523830

>>25523786
Consider: dooom2

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>>25523830
>>>>>>>dooom2
Get with the times old man, play Dota 2 with us

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>>25523482
this could be us

>> No.25526410

If you play moba's, please refer to the leaguge of legends? death image

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>>25526410
ah yes, my favorite

>> No.25527157

>>25523787
So what you are saying is that I should look for a deadbeat gf, got it.

>> No.25529129

>>25527157
deadbeats will suck you to death. be wary

>> No.25529314

>>25524174
>old man
this was not posted by the old man you're referring to
t. old man
p.s.: but do play doom 2

>> No.25531718
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>>25529314
Interesting, but have you considered Dota 2?

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>>25529314
Yes, I do play Doom in Dota 2. How did you know?

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nightRyS, /nasfaq/!

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rolled 100x and got fuck all. that's a first

>> No.25538393

>>25538352
...it took three consecutive 100x "nothing" rolls for me to realize I might be logged out. thanks firefox

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>>25529129
>Both of the Deadbeats I know that play Destiny 2 are Warlock mains.
>Void Warlocks just got a ball that they can send out to succ the enemy to death.
2 is just a coincidence...or?

>> No.25541328

Miko wrasslin in 4hrs

>> No.25542455

>>25541328
There will be gamblin'.

>> No.25544218

>>25519825
As always, thank you very much for your morning review!
The music choice fits perfectly with Choco.

>> No.25545989
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I just realized how stupid my history graph looks like

>> No.25546257
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crab

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>> No.25549052

>>25548935
just let the damn thread die if there's nothing to talk about

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>>25549052

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>>25549104

>> No.25549359

It's time.

>> No.25549561

>>25549359
Time for what?

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>>25549561
Time for these nuts in your mouth.

>> No.25549675

>>25549623
Stop posting here risu

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>>25549675

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>>25518406
Yeah, with me.

>> No.25550539

>>25549052
why are you so obsessed in killing the thread? If you want it gone you can just close the tab and leave

>> No.25550727

>>25550539
the thread is already dead and is only kept alive by necrobumping, just let it die at this point there's no point in keeping the thread alive until adjustment.

>> No.25550850

>>25550727
close the tab then, no one is holding you hostage here. You dont have to be in a dead thread if you dont want to, just leave and come back for the adjustments.
its that easy

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>>25550727
i will drink your tears

>> No.25551107
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Pagi Chuu

>> No.25551189 [SPOILER] 
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>> No.25551240

ohhhh i need to shit

>> No.25551252

ohhhh I need to shit

>> No.25551306

Ohhhhhh I have to go to cum

>> No.25551485
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25551485

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 19)
>Subaru :: $12,599.31
>Sana :: $8,117.02
>Amelia :: $7,909.17

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 47)
>Ayame :: -$16,302.48
>Okayu :: -$13,190.64
>Pekora :: -$7,740.39

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,075.84
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,002.47
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,724.52

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and watch out for upcoming matches.

>> No.25551706
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25551706

how are my trades?

>> No.25551738
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>>25551706
I take it you dont own a lot of sana?

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>>25551706
8x okayu? That's way too much.

>> No.25551817

>>25551791
you're too much, shut the fuck up

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>>25551706
>1x sana
I should've told you to buy yesterday

>> No.25551846

>>25551791
ohhhh im buying ogayu x10

>> No.25551875
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>>25551738
ill run out of sana in a few hours

>> No.25552112

>>25551846
how do you guys ever make any money

>> No.25552117

>>25551791
Yes, it is, it should be 5x.

>> No.25552140

>>25552112
>making money
roru rumao

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>>25551846
You could 10x okayu if you have a lot of money to spend, but it's kind of a gamble. Music channels don't seem to go down as hard and as often as they used to.

>> No.25552237

>>25551485
As always, thank you very much for your Morning review!
Is there somewhere a schedule for upcoming matches? Thanks in advance.

>> No.25552381

>>25551791
>>25552153
He may be chasing last week's dividends, meaning Okayu x8 has an average return of 7% on investment
Which would be pretty dumb, I hope he has a better reason for that

>> No.25552383

>>25552237
Check /hfz/ for announcements of upcoming matches, but right now Miko's running HoloFighter. Bets are live.

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Oh damn, I just realized that autotrader ignored the cooldown on the cunny and did proper actions on other coins that I had listed for buy/sell, instead of waiting for cunny to end its cooldown like it used to do. That's a really nice change and I like it! Thank you very much!

>> No.25552406

>>25552381
cypher...

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>> No.25552470

>>25552381
...i just like the fatto catto...

>> No.25552475

>>25552459
relatable

>> No.25552491 [SPOILER] 
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>>25552381
>>25552112
I blindly follow my sheet that clearly needs a rework

>> No.25552515

>>25552381
I was also thinking thay, I wish I could check the past weeks dividends of music channels right now so I could elaborate more on it

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>miss adjustment because I started taking afternoon naps
goddammit

>> No.25553010

>>25552515
It's in the F.U.C.K. Archive.

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>>25553010
I know, but checking the F.U.C.K reports on my phone is a pain...

>> No.25553216

>>25553192
stop phoneposting on your honeymoon

>> No.25553407

>>25553192
Lazy
If you want to check use IRyS as a comparison, I doubt Mori and Suisei are fair to use against Okayu, but be warned that Kobo~ channel deletion thing messed up dividend payouts for 2 weeks in a row (and no, the last one is accurate, she had 50k subs)
Also, in >>25552491 you can see the problem comes from both using last dividends and his average being whack at 34k since he probably didn't remove the Okayu moon

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>>25551706

>> No.25554235

>>25551791
no? its going up towards 36k which would give x7.7 peak, x8.7 if new normal at 38k average

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>>25552491trust your maths not smug rushias avarice the biggest defining factor is where you put your average of the coin which is what makes different people choose different multibuys

>> No.25554859

>>25554704
>smug rushias
not him but I thought they were cute

>> No.25555730

>>25555555

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>>25555730

>> No.25558755

Wow my adjustments sucked!

>> No.25559554

>>25554704
I wouldn't trust bad math... Or more accurately, good math applied poorly.

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>>25559554
>spoiler
what did you mean by that?

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>>25552902
>fall into meme depression
>miss alot of adjustments

>> No.25561225

>>25561051
>>25552902
we can man cuddle if it will make you feel better
safe and warm

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>>25561051
damn bro I hope everything goes well for you can always sperg here if you really need to
>>25561225
no

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>> No.25563205

>>25563153
based broken moon enjoyer

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Ahhhhh, very late congratulations to Tower on 100k Towa, forgot that divvies hit and would let you hit the milestone. Keep sticking around with that side project you're doing.

>> No.25564651

>lets 10x ayame so nobody can make any money!
i miss old taxes and 5x multicoin limit

>> No.25565108 [SPOILER] 
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I’d like to thank (You) for not interfering with the heart exchange that took place a few days ago... Null-chan stole my heart and being able to call her my wife, is truly great... I’d like to ask you to respect my cute wife and to stop all romance attempts directed at her...
I’ll also take this chance to remind you to buy or at least hold rushia, even though there won't be any rushi dip in the near future...

>> No.25565185

>>25565108
I wish you and null-chan the best, sorry though but I must sell my rushia, I need the money.

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>>25565108
Glad your honeymoon went fine, least surprising thing I've seen all day.
Now, to tease a certain individual.

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>>25565108
I wish all the best to the newlyweds!
Take good care of Null-chan, please. Are you not also the wife in this arrangement?

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>>25565108
Those are great news! Best wishes to you two!

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>>25565108
AAAAAAAA!
CUTE CUTE CUTE!
OMEDETOUUUU!
I'm so happy for you two! You really deserve each-other! Enjoy your honeymoon!

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>>25565108
Holy cuteeeeeee

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>>25565108
omedetou

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>>25565108
Very cute!!! Omodetou!!!
I hope you will invite us to your wedding!!!

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>>25565108
I'm so incredibly happy for you guys! Congratulations!!!! I hope it all goes smoothly, enjoy your time together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is absolutely fucking adorable, omedetou! Seriously, I have the BIGGEST smile right now. Just knowing about this made my day five times as good.

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>>25565108
Omedetou! Have a very happy honeymoon the both of you! Many blessings upon the both of you!

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Well, I guess I also have to say something. First of all, thank you everybody.
Dear Bread, thank you for everything. You were my idol, seeing you always at the top of the oshiboard always filled me with joy and pride, when you decided to leave I was heartbroken, now the oshiboard that I loved so much was left without not even a single active player. But I decided to change that, I started playing with the sole objective to try and fill the void that you left, to try and bring life back to our oshiboard. On the 31st of march I decided to stop play and leave, I felt that the weight of what I set out to do was too much for me to bear. After accidentally selling my pekobills to you I had a new objective, to repay you. As time passed and I felt us getting closer and closer, like us interacting in the thread through filenames, when I decided to actually ask you to give me your heart I was a nervous mess, maybe the little sleep I got because I spent the entire night fighting for the heart in the auctione house helped numb the anxiety, but I was so happy you accepted. Thank you so much, I hope we can spend the best of times together.

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>>25565108
Omedetou! israle?

>> No.25568382

>>25567569
I envy you, congratulations though, being able to offer your heart for all to see is truly something.

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>>25565352
and you’re calling josei a villain…
>>25565481
I’ll do my best, im sure that you already know the answer
>>25567569
null-chan…I was really surprised that you thought that highly of me... Im really happy about that and all our interactions leading up to today... I’ll do my best to not disappoint you now or in the future… Spending the best times together would be incredible...
Also, no need to carry that burden alone, it’s about time I continue buying oshi, someone needs to keep our oshiboard alive...

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>>25568808
I only had one thing to poke at them for, but they're a friend so it feels kinda obligated. I wouldn't be me if I didn't do that. That's the end of my villainous deeds for now, but no one is truly spared from me shitposting.
Hope everything turns out all good for you, after all, you gave me a special hat.

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>>25565108
hey haven't seen one of these in a while, congrats!
>>25567569
neat
>>25568808
call me that name one more time and I will make June 4 look like a fucking joke

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>>25569091

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>>25569181
lies and FUD

>> No.25569377

good thread

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>>25568808
>someone needs to keep our oshiboard alive...
Yes, us.

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>>25569513
cute

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>>25569513

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>>25565108
>>25567569
congrattutrasyonn to the happy couple

>> No.25569605

what the fuck

>> No.25569658
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>>25569513

>> No.25569691

>>25569513
Wow.

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>>25569513

>> No.25570064

Dead thread, dead game, dead Rushia
Red today, red tomorrow
>>25569562
Nana (big)...

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this thread reminded me of what this could've been...

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i just want to post this nose before this thread dies

>> No.25570964

>>25567569
congratulations to you as well!

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>>25569513

>> No.25571172

Somebody post a new bread.

>> No.25571197
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>>25571172
I've hit my quota for making threads for the year, sorry.

>> No.25571277

NEW THREAD, MIGRATE WHEN READY:
>>25571233
>>25571233
>>25571233

>> No.25571428

>>25571277
no

>> No.25571519
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25571519

>this thread

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>> No.25571641

>>25571519
>t. single and jealous

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>>25571519
jealous null-chan got bread?

>> No.25571699
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25571699

I think it's about time we start to abayopost

>> No.25572043

>>25571519
Every thread you mean

>> No.25572104

>>25572043
this was sad not funny

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immagine

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