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What is this body type called?
Pick one
I love you Gura!
Why is Gura so retarded?
I love Ina!
>Gura's going to die due to her faulty zhang made headset.I will never forgive the Chinese.
>>2555470Shark
I love Reine!!!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRbKF4l1YzIPngmPmMyWj53GG30_Y1GRyThis is the playlist for almost all the songs from AZKi's recent event. I recommend you check it out, even as simple BGM. Who knows what you might find?Some of the AMVs are also nice, so that's another reason to check it out
>>2555470Delicacy
I love lamp
Non debuff voice Gura tonight!
Your Oshi seems extra bratty today chumbros
That headset is safe
I'm 10 minutes left, is the hat finally back?
Idols shouldn't fight
>Mini waffle makerUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH What did she mean by this
>gura """antis""">literally chumbuds falseflaggin as antisfucking hell why are (you) like this
>>2555459Chumkeks making early threads.No wonder they are the worst EN's fanbase.
>>2555555
fat-shaped cat
>>2555585Wait we’re actually Deadbeats?
>>2555459>OP used my four-minute hack job edit
Gura didn't put the standoffs in her computer in properly, that's why shes getting shocks.
>Refuses the add contentGura its just items for celebrating the game's success, it won't dox you.
Goorah... your waffle reps...
>Gura regressing to HER>Gura wearing her dick hat>Gura back to her cunny voicetimelooping back to the past
somebody ask her why she doesn't reply to Ina.
>>2555588Seethe slowfag the OP image is mine
>>2555459Nacho onegai.... do your feet reps....
>>2555122I'm white, retard
>I've eaten maple syrup by itself beforeAre we certain Gura isn't Canadian?
>>2555479Hyper preg is cringe
>>2555598She got a prebuilt.
Gura, why are you adding shit to premade mix? It's premade so you don't have to do that.
blue waffle mention
>>2555585t.deadbeats
>blue wafflegura wtf
>>2555604you are faggot im moveing forward you can stay in the loop
>blue waffleGura is at maximum gremlin tonight.
She wont even reach 15k
I J___ Woke _P Holy shit, when did Gura get that new outfit?
reminder that you're not acumulating rc points until the 2.0 version comes out
>>2555505私もイナが大好き!
>>2555596Everyone has a deadbeat inside of them.
>>25554793
KON NENE KON NENE KON NENEMATA NENE MATA NENE MATA NENE
>>2555616fat
>>2555470pedophile
https://twitter.com/robocosan/status/1382486985286176770Welcome back, anon. Would you like an APEX collab? Or some ASMR? Or how about... some more APEX?
Wait was she actually not referencing blue waffle when she made the sad waffles tweet
JP please collab with Gooruh
>blue waffle no, you can add food coloring to itdamn it Gura
>Meat spin>Blue waffleJesus christ.
Gura sounds cuter than usual
Electrician here, how do I make Gura hire me irl so I can enter her household?
>>2555616
>Gura will eat almost anythingmy oshi isn't very smart...
>>2555568https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k3n5me4Rns
It's probably a static shock or a sudden popping from a bad signal. Headphones shouldn't have high enough voltage to cause electric shocks.Should probably buy a new pair of headphones or a new cable if they have a detachable one.
>>2555604>Gura regressing to ***Not with that voice she's not. >>2555611>All of Nacho's art on pixiv have characters' feet coveredHm...
>>2555616ANON'S HAND AND FOOT UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
>>2555616Nice foot, faggot.
>>2555598her headset is plugged in directly to her mixer/interface
Gura has not carted yet. Which monster has the highest chance of causing her to cart for the first time?
>bluewaffle mention>haha the title names took a turn for the wurst as in sausagewhats up with her today?
Things you'd put into Gura's mouth
>>2555616FUCKING FEET IM GONNA CUM
>>2555620then the people who built her prebuilt didnt put in the standoffs correctly
Saying HER isn't real life tranny janny
>Blue waffle?
>blue waffleJeez the chat, it's like i'm back in grade school as expected of chumkiddies
>>2555616UOOHHHHHH TOESIES
>>2555620And the headset is connected through her GoXLR anyways.It's probably static like chat says.
>>2555644i would like a dose of Apex followed by some robotights
>All these old, disgusting yet classic internet memesHER is back
>>2555616>white socksWhat sort of wanton sluttery is this?
>>2555653Taking bets on if she mentions lemon party too, while we're at it
>>2555661yeah, I noticed that too
>>2555644>spoilerYES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRbKwXCWSEk>Rushia RE7
>>2555676 waffles that taste good
>>2555616UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NICE TOES FAGGOT
[Sad News] Gura is going to grind for super low level weapons instead of advancing story quests
What does maple syrup mix with cum taste like?
>>2555479is this Damascus?
why is he like this
Gura's ramblings are some of the most nonsense, bizarre, delirious shit I've heard from a Hololive member. It's like she's high but not really. I actually love listening to this stupid shit, but I can't help but sit there and ask "What the fuck is she even talking about?"
>>2555676Nut
>>2555568You're pretty good...
>meat spinYeah, I think Gura is 100% straight
>>2555651Gooruh doesn't know Japanese...
>>2555616footfags deserve the rope
>>2555585I don't like her regressing
>>2555459looks like projekt melody feet
Chumbuds are so desperate for feet that they are painting her sister's toes Blue huh.
>>2555671She either DOESN'T KNOW or SHE KNOWS and she is fucking with absolutely everyone.
>>2555676sewerbuger
>>2555682Reflects the streamer, since, y'know she made the joke first and was just faking ignorance
TICK TOCK CHUMKEKS
>>2555670she will not cart this stream
>>2555616The way you're angling your foot is kinda...
>>2555459NICE, ARCHED FEET
>>2555704Why is he based? I dunno.
So whos the fattest Holo
>>2555691My underwear is white, too
>>2555676Candy!
>>2555703Probably a combination of cum and maple syrup. This ain't rocket science, anon
>>2555709i love her so much
>>2555671she's autistic and was raised by the internet, please understand
>>2555678Look, look at him and laugh.
>>2555470Absolute perfection for breeding.
>>2555703why don't you try it and let us know, anon.
>>2555739HE HATES IT
>>2555644i would like a dose of ASMR
>>2555604Janny won't like this
>>2555644Thank god for Roboco, I can always count on her for my APEX fix.
newfag here, wasn't here during early /jp/, who was Damascus?
>haven't played since last timeShe doesn't like this game and she's bad at it. Why does she still stream MH?
>>2555704LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2555737i have one too but i didn't send her a superchat to tell her about it!
>>2555670It's low level village quests so nothing till barroth.
>>2555676buttermilk pancakes.
>>2555616I'm gonna goom...
>>2555585Wait, aren't you the Gurafag?
>>2555703for some anons it tastes the same due to diabeates
>>2555738
>Kiara was merely pretending to like NierJust for what purpose is that shizo spamming his retarded rrats?It even has the same "She's been bad recently so I'm switching Oshis" line from the other day.
>i wonder what other kind of hands could be useful...hmmI could think of some, Kiara ...
>>2555733KEK
>>2555671SHE IS HORNYSHE IS OVULATING
>>2555709Same, which is why I wish she'd do more zatsudan/non-gaming streams, because I honestly think Gura just going full stream of consciousness is some of her best content. But I got filtered by the endless Minecraft and now by MonHun. Really looking forward to the Gurame zatsudan though.
>>2555735Kinda what...?
Watching Gura avoid being electrocuted in her chair thanks to her headphone wiring as she wields THE best weapon type in Monster Hunter Rise while being way cuter than usual today like everyday she streams.While Temma's learning about his fanbases favorite games and hobbies while replying to them in his growing knowledge from his eigo reps.So friends, where we at?
>>2555661It edited art of Gura's sister with the donut on her head
>>2555703>open /hlgg/>see people talking about eating cum again>keep thread open
>>2555660It's her $1400 chairhttps://youtu.be/W62vlsIGzY4
>>2555676Six meals (a day)
>No Gura ASMR this weekI'm getting withdrawals...
newfag here, who is Gura?
Does Gura really like Monster Hunter or is she just pretending?
>>2555671Baiting for clips as usual!
>>2555781Right here Ayamefriend!Watching Gura prepare to fight some damn monsters with the best weapon type!
>>2555757Sounds like you're a PUSSY, anon.
>>2555727I think she knows but it would be funnier if she didn't and it was legitimately a coincidence
>>2555767i wanna do very lewd yet loving things to her chubs
>>2555705what other drawfag with a pregnancy fetish posts such art? He drew pic related too
>>2555766I got news for that guy - welcome to the world of streamers. Some are better at acting than others. This is a job to them, nothing more.
this song is nowhere near good enough to be worth playing on a loop in the hub
>>2555676A proper mealA slice of homemade butterscotch pie with meringue topping, made with love and almond flourMy tongue
>>2555758>carting to BarrothGura will NOT step this low.
>>2555676multiple oreo milkshakes from baskin robins (tm)
>>2555738okayu
GURA DIDNT KNOW WHAT WELDING IS WTF
>>2555747You do it FOR FREE
>>2555733Look at all those dead IPs..
>>2555668If the only thing that has changed from her old setup is her computer then that must be the thing causing it. And the only thing I can think of that would cause something like that is a heavy charge going out from the power supply to her other components.
>>2555676my dick
>>2555766I'm like 90% sure it was the same guy, considering most of the replies were a minute apart.
>>2555794The Anon below me is Gura
>Gura is from an egg
Guraegg...
GURA'S WOMB UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GURA'S EGGS AND WOMB
>>2555703ina knows how it tastes
Yikes
WOMB
>>2555804Confirmed incorrect
>>2555805Get banned already
>>2555676syrup
Welder bro ww@?
>Gura came out from an egg instead of a wombIs this why is she fucking retarded?
SHARKS DON'T COME FROM EGGS YOU FUCKING RETARD, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COOLER BACKSTORY OF YOU EATING YOUR SISTERS FUCK
>>2555804WRONG FAG SHE LAYS EGGS
Damn, Gura actually stuck with Charge Blade instead of going the easy route and jumping on the Longsword/Switchaxe train. I actually gotta kneel to that.
>>2555692Won't be long til we see this thumbnail for Minecraft.
>>2555754Damascus is the pillar of /hlgg/
>>2555819it's a documented phenomenon with that model of chair.
goddamn as soon as she makes these porn jokes comes SCs like this...
>>2555687And that's a good thing! according to the cucks here
>>2555793She doesn't want to spoil us too much. This way there's more semen build-up
>>2555585Chumbud ouhing as ugly bastard.
>>2555808She's still playing through OBS. Anything can happen with 14 frames of lag.
>>2555808y-yeah who would have carted to low rank Barroth in Rise despite playing previous monster hunter games before hahayou would have to be a complete fucking shitter for that to happen heh
GURA HERE'S HOW MUCH ELECTRICITY IT WOULD TAKE TO KILL YOU! YUKKURI SHITEITTE NE!
>>2555801It would be anime catholic school levels of pure if she didn't know at her age and with her interests. AND IT WOULD BE BELIEVABLE AFTER HER DATING ADVICE is the absolute worst fucking part.
>cunny
>CUNNYUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2555785How did they manage to fuck this up? Hopefully somebody tells her if they haven't already.
cunny mention
Redpill me on Monhun
It's nice to hear Gura not sound like a 40-year-old chain smoker for once.
Pick your ideal Mori and Ina.
HOLD YOUR VIDEOSSTOP YOUR REPSNinomae???? explain
>>2555843the joke is that she's bad at remembering
>>2555676A mace
>>2555817Laughing? Yes and it feels fucking good not gonna lie.
>>2555754A man with no strong opinions
>>2555819or the chair >>2555785
>>2555830
>>2555830$100 to show his autism to the chat, I hope he's proud
>>2555676Tang orange juice
>>2555870You hun mons
>>2555845Cb is easy mode.
DMC IKZ!
https://twitter.com/fxxkoffbluebird/status/1382414024390840327?s=19
>>2555843>Gura>remembering anythingI also got a great idea, I could confront her and tell her she promised to marry me and since she's scatterbrained she would actually believe me.
>>2555754>waswhat did I miss?
I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
>>2555870clunky and slow gameplay
>Devil May CryOH SHIT
>>2555851It's great.
>>2555865Maybe the chair was grounded
>>2555600Anon that's literally cheating.
>>2555848>>2555879ok but what did he do to make himself so revered around these parts
>>2555870a worse version of Dragon's Dogma
>>2555872Torpedo...
It's fucking time.
>>2555834
>>2555902eh nothing major
>Hanging out with Gura>She rips a huge fart>She fans her tail so it drifts toward youIMAGINE.
>Devil May Cry 3 mentionT H E Y A R E
>>2555846why is he grabbing it like that
>>2555822It's really fucking annoying when retards like that shitpost against my oshi.Especially since i should have gone to bed an hour ago but I can't stand people spreading missinformation about the Nier streams, fuck they've been going with the "she's not into the story" for the entirety of the playthrough even though it was demonstrably wrong since Route B.
>>2555895Damascus had a hard life...
>>2555876wtf you can't just dox my sister
If you want it...
>>2555876AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TASKETTE NIGGERMAN!!
>>2555902cursed stuff
>>2555843fun factsome shark species do lay eggshttps://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/do-sharks-lay-eggs.html
im ready AND motivated for that DMC stream gooruh!
>>2555902unironically, autism
>>2555911god I wanna bend this cop over her police car during a drug bust and give her the corkscrew
womb
>>2555919.... Then you'll have to take it.
>DMCDoes this mean that vergilposting is finally on topic?
>>2555875>MoriForehead>InaTwintail or buns
>>2555865Maybe the chair wasn't grounded
>>2555616haachamachama...
>>2555891>BoobsFake and gay
Why the fuck Gura is using her hat?
Dmc 4 bros...
>>2555935Hell the fuck yes.
>>2555842yes
>>2555808Barroth is the first legitimate filter in this game. If you're not good at games it will absolutely cart you even in LR
>>2555891Too big
>>2555891God imagine the death grip
Holy shit its happening!Is this how the hololive DMC arc finally begins?
>>2555875Ponytail for both
GOOMBA PLEAS PLAE DEE EM CEE TWO IS DA BEST
>Gurame posters have been screeching for 3 threads about their upcoming collab>no one bringing up that Anya will be there
I was wondering why Kiara's hands looked weird, but of course it's Clero again.
>>2555876what the fuck
>>2555952Flare...
>>2555935yes
>>2555822When did samefagging became a thing you could be banned for because it not in the rules
>>2555754
Gura is built for chocoballs
>>2555935Always has been
>>2555957>Anya pic
>>2555846GOD NO
>>2555876>release zhe pictures
CLOUD II POORFAGS WW@
>>2555945DMC4 is pretty bad if you play it casually.
>>2555957Anya is in it?I wouldn't mind it
Gura uses a HyperX gaming headset
>>2555957dagger....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f-JkmHqLdc
>>2555888No, CB is normal mode along with Bowguns and Sword and Shield . Longsword and Hunting Horn are Baby mode. Hammer, Greatsword, Switchaxe is Easy Mode. Insect Glaive, Dual Blades, Lance and Bow are oh shit what the fuck do you think you're doing retard mode.
UUUUOOOOOH GURA'S CUP SIZE
she's using a hyperX with an xlr setup. goorah
>>2555952>BeginsFlare played DMC1 like right before the holocaustalso no because 90% of the girls will either not care or try 1 first and get filtered.
>>2555916no...
>>2555923
She knows exactly what she's doing
>>2555945Combat has always been the main draw of DMC, so people shitting on 4 for level design is always weird to me. You could do a lot more crazy shit in 4 than you ever can in 3 and 5. 4 also has Credo which is gameplay-wise the best boss in the series.
>>2555754Raw milk drinker
Holy shit I'm just now realizing Gura took the time to research a game series in her free time to see which games people like the most.
>>2555952dont get your hopes up, it wont happen
>>2555914You innocent child.
>>2555957Anya doesn't have anything scheduled
YES GURA I LOVE FLAT GIRLS
12k is how many % of 2.5 M subs? How many dead subs?
>>2555875GOD I WANNA PULL ON MORIRIN'S PONYTAIL AND BULLY THE FUCK OUT OF HER SO GODDAMN BAD BUT ONLY TO COVER UP HOW MUCH I LOVE HER
There is no a*diophiles in this thread, right?
Hey I use HyperX's.
>>2555891>Boobs
GOORUH BLS PLAY DEE EM SEE TWO
>>2555860That dating advice is the exact way I met my ex (at a LAN) and our first date was a walk around forest. There are Guras irl believe it or not.
I want to be Gura's slave
headphones cannot carry a shock you can feel through their wiring without the driver failing. it cannot be the headphones.
>>2556005all me
>>2555801it believable, she didn't know what new grounds was
>>2555785Are we sure she has the Embody though? She was talking about chair sizes which makes me think she bought an Aeron.
>>2555966Doesn't he also have a vinegar collection and bleed from his ass or is that a completely different guy?
>>2555987It's fucking hilarious.$1400 chair that shocks her$1000 mic$500 mixer$50 gaming headset
>>2555781Right here!
>>2555935
>>2555738All of them
>>2555996You're telling me that Gura does stuff? Crazy!
>>2555935MOTIVATION is always on topic, anon.
>>2555479What the fuck is wrong with you
DON'T buy a gaming headset. Buy a regular headset and a clip on mic, like the Zalman ZM-Mic1, a $10 clip on mic with better audio quality than any headset ever made! Just run the cord up the headset cable and clip it there and it's super convenient.
>>2555957I'm glad Gura and Ame are taking the time to give a boost to indies.
>>2555992I think she's just sick and tired of YABEEEE posters and just went full out to fuck with them.
Sorry guys I messed up gura's back for a while but I have been taking it easy as of recent
>>2555785>>2555849Jesus Christ, that's horrifying.
Sniffing Gura's old chair!
>>2556026That's him alright
>>2556005every one
Gura's old chair UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GIVE ME YOUR CHAIR GURA
>>2555988She played DMC5 as well but never finished it.
GIVE ME GURA'S OLD CHAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IMAGINE THE AUCTION OF THAT CHAIR
God I want Gura's old chair so much
>>2556042does it have rgb though
>>2556013FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF DON'T GIVE ME HOPE PLUS THERE ARE NO MORE LAN PARTIES PLUS LEAVE GROOMER
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2555909>>2555924>>2555966o-oh, ngl after all the vague mentions this doesn't seem that bad in comparison, guess the wandering mind is always scarier than reality>>2556019that is definitely some concentrated autism though
>>2555459>tranny janny is a power abusing cuckSasuga
>>2555993anon, is because they cant get over the trauma that dante caused in that game when you fight him
AUCTION YOUR CHAIR TO CHAIRTY GURA
Gura's juicy tail...
GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bidding for Gura's used chair starts here------------------$0.01 starting bid
I'm surprised nobody is going crazy over gura starting with DMC 5 instead of 3 or 1. I guess /v/ finally got spooked from the thread after the kiara stream
>does anybody want itBROS I BET THERE ARE BRAP MOLECULES STILL IN IT
GURAS USED CHAIR UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHH
UUUUUUUOOOOOH GURA'S PLUMP JUICY TAIL
PLUMP AND JUICY LOLI TAILUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2555957No Million subscribers for her ever, it's not even at the same time
>>2555846Just imagine, some person spent their day staring at THAT picture just to crop out the hands for this joke
>>2556005>le calculating dog
>>2555935Unironically always has been on topic
GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAILUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL!!!!
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Wouldn't it be funnyif Gura absolutely clicks with DMC to the point she becomes a High level play bloody palace streamer exclusively?
T u T
>Gura's wearing her dumb hat againFinally
>>2555996No way?!
GURA'S PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How much would you pay for Gura's old chair?
>>255607230$
I want to rape dango girl
GURA NO.
>>2555785>>2556024Doesn't matter. Somebody with an actual Twitter account tweet this shit at her. Last thing she wants is static electricity not only to annoy her but to fry some of her brand new hardware.
PLUMP AND JUICY TAIL UUUUU~
>>2556024The Aeron has the same issue with the backing material.
>>2556000nevermind, i just remembered what the original image was.
>>2556042>Zalmanbased
>>2556019based
>>2556020it's probably all in her head
>>2556042>Zalman>Salman
>>2556027We'll she's been upgrading everything else, so hopefully the headphones are next.
>>2555872Obsessed
>>2555875WHY ARE FOREHEAD HAIRSTYLES SO SEXY HOLY FUCK
>>2555738Me...
>>2556013STOP GIVING ME HOPE ANON
>NT$the fuck is this
>Dream about dinosaurs SHE'S HERE
>>2556027i mean, they're not terrible headphones.
>>2555856Gura get a fucking splitter already
>Dinosaur nightmaregod the dinosaur scat anon haunted her
>>2555935My vergil folder was a good investment
>>2556019based giga autist
>>2556064do you know what going primal means
gura dreaming about dinoscat anon
>dinosaur "thing"NOT AGAIN
>>2556042This is not the first time you've posted this right? Based
>a dream about dinosaurs
>>255607231$
>>25559934 just doesn't have enough content and while Dante can do some crazy shit, his kit is just godawful compared to 4 unless you either cheese everything hard with Gilgamesh or put in an inordinate amount of effort.
>bad dream about dinosaursOh no...
>>2556120Don't reply to schizos.
>Dinosaurs
>>2556098Leave Shamiko alone.
>>2555997Flare,Gura, and Subaru is a good start.
>>2555705probablyt. damascus
>>2555966I will never forget that the vinegar posts and opti-commits crimes was the same fucking thread
>had a nightmare about dinosaursOH NO NO NO NO SHE'S HERE
>>2555796Nobody likes playing monster hunter. They just like watching the food cutscenes and playing dressup.
>>2556096a lot more than $1,400!
>>25560960 it's not Mori's.
>>2556124
>Gura had a dream about dinosaursdid it involve anyone shitting themselve's Gura?
>>2556072unironically would pay 300 for it
>>2556019the soundpost version is fucking hilarious
>>2555796She said she liked terraria
>gura doesn't like dinosaursdinoscatvorebros...
>>2555993>4 also has Credo which is gameplay-wise the best boss in the seriesMaybe against Nero. And that is pretty much the problem with 4, most of the bosses are designed for Nero and Dante as an afterthought, which is a problem when the bosses keep getting reused. Also, Vergil is the best boss, fight me.
>>2555935of course
>>2556089You are talking about the same shark that took like 3 streams to understand how charge blade works
>>2556042this
>>2556147>no Anya editliar!
>>2556092i'm so glad someone spoke up because i was getting sick of seeing her gargantuan gorilla head.
>>2555916im sure he still lurks here between her comissions of art and posting on preggochan or whatever that is called.
>>2556117I'll take one of them for every year Gura has been alive
>>2555952>DMC arcThe best you will get is Gura recommending the game on Discord and someone else trying it, probably Mori
>gura sleep issuesall me
>>2555660I experienced this exact thing but not with that chair. Every time I'd stand up my headphones would shock me. It got to the point where now whenever I stand up with headphones on, I wince in expectation of a shock.
>Tune into Temma's stream>Do you know APEX LEGENDS?>Close stream
>>2556072$500
Gura has DVR on for some reason.
>>2556072all my nasfaq stock
>>2556034It's just amazing to see her take the initiative and investigate things she's interested in before streaming them.
GURA'S NIGHTMARES LETS GO
>>2556042I have that!it's definitely not "better audio quality than any headset ever made!"but it sure beats the shit out of most things around the same price point
TODAY I REMIND THEMhttps://files.catbox.moe/7yadzp.mp4
>>2556131admittedly no, is it some kinda schizo thing
>>2556019>>2556064>>2556131I'll spoonfeed because it's just too good to not know about
>>2556020Yeah, the only reasonable explanation is static electricity discharging through the headphone.
Sorry guys I haven't let Gura get a good long sleep for a while now.
>>2556137it's mostly just an excuse to post 'zalman', although I do actually use that setup and highly recommend it if anyone is actually looking for a new headset
bros.. Gura is being demonically oppressed...
Okay. Gura's old chair.We get acquire it.What would be the best possible way for us to decide who gains sole ownership of the chair?Do we just fight to the death bare knuckle?
>Gura is haunted.
>>2556066What?
>schizo sleep demon confirmedNEW GURA LORE
>>2556183EVERYONE will play Apex Legends... its a matter of time
>>2556159needs a little trimming work on when the audio comes in, but uh... spot on otherwise.
EOPS WILL WATCH THIS C L I P AND FALL MADLY IN LOVE WITH MENHERA TOWASAMA. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZaEjeMZVQ
>>2556183(You) WILL play APEXAll of you will
Someone got the message about the chair to her!
>>2556200Fuck off, nightmare demon.
>>2556149were they???? oh god...
>red eyesMori is her sleep paralysis demon
Thank you RU-anon for the akasupa static electricity tips.
>>2556200Please stop haunting her dreams, sleepdemonchama
>>2556170wtf is this real
>>2556062She was older than me at the time. It was 10 years ago so there's a lot to be said about not finding a girl like her since then.
>>2556170Isn't that convenient tho? I'd love to have that to put food and drinks on it, I barely have space on my desk
>>2556198this will be always a classic
>>2556005ask pewdiepie
HAT HATE
I want to cuddle and comfort Gura until she can fall asleep, and I can't...
>>2556042bazed
>>2556072$1000 USD
>>2556183You will play Apex!
FRIDAY NIGHT FUNKIN MENTION
>>2555988>>2556057Didn't know that. I might try and hunt down those archives if the playthrough was any good.>>2555997>>2556176You're probably right, but I'm gonna have「HOPE」anyways.
>>2556227Mori you fat tit cow get the fuck out of my oshi's dreams!
>>2556042Decent standalone mics are not even expensive anymore. People only use gaming headsets because they are too lazy to look for alternatives
>>2556198>Damascus primal post>rratman voicePERFECTION
anon baby
>Stream is practically a zatzudanI'm not sure what's gotten into Gura, but I'm not complaining, her zatsudan game has gotten really good
>>2556227God I wish I was Gura
>>2555965I mean it falls under Quality of Posts, No Trolling Outside of /b/, and I'm pretty sure a bunch of other rules
>>2556130She doesn't even need one. She got copied Ame's setup so she has a capture card with a pass through which she used for the DjMAX stream on the PS4
>>2556117I miss the cute Zalman flower-type CPU coolers.
>permissions>for free softwareWhat is wrong with hololive manag- ok I'll stop asking
>>2556175I was just joking around. He's still here, I even let him go on a granola rant a few days ago
>>25560721,401.00 USD
>>2556204absolutely, im gonna fight to death for that chair
>>2556208>>2556218Even fucking Mori of all people played Apex, so I guess you're both rightMarine APEX IKZ!!
>>2556243Not until she charges rent
>>2555965The same reason you get banned for posting frogs on /a/
>>2556212I am but a mere OC reposter; if there's a higher quality version let me know
>>2556206Just the usual
>>2556072$1500 USD
How much gura improved since debut?
>>2556072$972985
>>2556244You'll have to go hunting through /t/ or some Chinese websites, I don't think Flare's playthrough was ever un-privated.
>>2556251sex
>>2556196>https://files.catbox.moe/7yadzp.mp4i remember seeing this in /jp/ good times...
CLOWN IS COMING FOR YOU, SHARK LOLI BITCH
look at her go!
>>2556170Looks like a bad case of gamer skull to me.
holy fuck bro she does not need a fucking mod mic
>>2556246Rratman is the best poster on this board.
>>2556264I'm gonna put a baby in this bitch if Deadbraps won't
I miss these numbers
>>2556159the version where its a guy with a smooth voice speaking over light jazz is infinitely better
>>2556164The final Vergil fight in 3 is the best boss thematically and has the best build-up. In terms of gameplay I'd say Credo in 4 is a better fight even if you play as Dante. The fact that everyone's movesets in 4 are better than 3's also just bumps the Credo fight above. 1, 2 and 5's fights are just underwhelming.
>>2556276You better have the money, asshole
>>2556183>Just mentioned WatsonTHEY ARE
Vsinger when?
>>2555875>MoriShort>InaNormal is perfect
>gura has had caviar and escargot before, also has rode in a limoWas she a rich girl?
>>2556181are you her dad?
>Canned escargot
>>2556204i say a contest where we drink a bunch of these. Last man standing wins it
>>2556290Say thanks to youtubeThey'd all be in 15k ranges with Gura in 20k ranges constantlyPekora would be fucking 40k every stream with 80k with minecraft
>>2556198I hadn't yet heard R.Ratman's take on this post. Unfathomably based
>>2556128If she does get new headphones, I hope she doesn't go for open-back headphones. She'll have to return them because her mic will pick it up...
>>2556290Why?
>>2556283GO AYAME GO!
>>2556198holy shit, so this is what a glance into peak autism looks like thanks
>>2556290GO KAICHOU GO
>>2556281This clown looks alot like another one I used to watch in some old flash animations when I was a kid...
Waaah my oshi knows memes from 2002 wowo she's so cooool, wao so based and herpilled
>>2556290Back when Among Us was still relatively fresh.
>>2556216And here I thought she was one of the more normal ones
>>2556281is that from fucking madnessthat takes me back
>>2556299Delayed by a week every time you ask
>>2556170
>30 fpswhy even play this game
>>2556281Based
>>2556290
>>2556308You fool I have a diet just as bad as Gura's. I might as well be a Deadbeat with how skinny I am so this would do nothing but make me stronger!
>>2556175Bro I was literally posting WIPs last night
Why is Gura playing DMCV
>>2556198j-jesas
>>2556308but my crustacean allergy
>>2556290>Gura is getting Lamy numbers now>Lamy still has gotten more superchat money than her...Gooruh....you had the potential and you did nothing...
>>2556308I hope there are no chumbuds with crustacean allergies...
Holy shit she's way better than last time
>>2556310nah, i do that all day long. it's way quieter than you think, and her noise gate is set way above the threshold where it could bleed through.
>Gura on a mission to punch every guy in X street>pass near Gura while she's traveling there>Gura glances at you>starts punching you randomlyLiterally every Gura MH stream.
>>2556149I fucking hate that I missed that threadarchive reps were well worth it though
>>2556303literally get the snails in your garden and cook them that's as fresh as it can be
Why does my oshi eat canned food, fast food, and protein shakes exclusively?
>>2555875Mori - normal but ponytail is nice tooIna - ponytail
>>2556190She has spoken about doing it before anon. Le lazy shark is a meme, she does a very average amount of work compared to the rest of hololive.
>>2555709All the EN holos do is ramble about nonsense and make noises except for Kiara and Calli and that's painful to admit
Chumbuds, our oshi sucks at this game but she's cute.
>>2556320Keep seething fag
>>2556350Speaking of lazy what the fuck is the rrat on this retard disappearing?
>>2556330These threads just keep digging up old childhood memories of mine...
>>2555875Mohawk Mori because why notIna is perfect as she is.
>>2556307Lol
>>2556256Price has nothing to do with permissions
>>2556320this is true
>>2556335Because a Turtle told her to
>>2556335because she's motivated
>>2556290>amon9 usremember the optimism and hope /hlgg/ had for the future of JPxEN collabs back then?
>that guard point blockshe... she's actually gotten good?
>>2556334うおおおおおおおおおおおおおああああああああああああああああC-can you make her undies purple or smt? I am fed up with black... sorry for being so demandingI'd love to have you on a particular d*scord server. There is someone EXTREMELY DIY with their stuff and you'd fit right in
I'm a Chumbeat.
>>2556363this guy found her
>>2556290Vtubers in general have lost some shine, more people are going to work now and have less chance to see chubas, even peko's minecraft streams barelly scratch 30k
>>2555875Mori - PonytailIna - Normal is already perfect
Why do people want Gura to collab with Ina? Gura is my oshi, but Ina will just carry her all the way, she will do fucking nothing and have no fun. Might as well just have a zatsudan collab instead or some entirely new game for both of them.
Here is your Gura with a new outfit
Hey, can you faggots not talk shit about Ollie anymoreI named my dog after them because of a suggestion from you guys and ever since the shitposting started my dog's been backed up and can't shit as well, I just had to blast her ass with water and wipe her down to get her even close to ok and I'm changing her food as we speak, plus giving her yoghurt so she can go easier tomorrow.If you could make things a bit better and stop fucking with her harmonic resonance or some shit that would be great
I'm not liking the numbers of monster hunter rise, at what point of the game do you start doing minimum 3 digit numbers? or is it because gura is newbie and doesn't know ho to increase her damage somehow? I never paid any monhun before so I don't know.
>>2555875Mori is already perfect but forehead looks really good on her, though there is a better choiceIna is already perfect too, but out of these id pick braids or short
>>2555875Short MoriBuns or wavy Ina
>>2556350Man that's an incredibly cute Watame gif.
>>2556376NoGura is like a PokémonShe can only know 4 things at any given time
>>2556380Lucky bastard
>>2556359She's gotten much better though from last time I dropped by.
>>2556335she is a VergilChad
>>2556348It's convenient. Don't forget frozen food.
>>2556256Blame nijiniggers
>>2556290>75kIt was a different time
>>2556320Yeah, isn't she great?
>>2556335It'll only be one stream
>>2555875>Morijust like her taste in men, Short>Inawavy
>>2556400and when she runs out of pp its over
>Best monster hunter weaponThe one I use>Worst monster hunter weaponWhichever one your favorite is
>>2556355(You)
>>2556290Post the numbers for Miko's return/2nd anniversary.Youtube has definitely been fucking with numbers since then.
>>2556334she doesn't look very pregnant, are you sure you're you?
>>2556388I have mistook Kanata for Gura on more than 1 occasion due to how cute they both are
>>2556348because your oshi is a barely functional mess of person
>>2556308There is one man that would rise above them all...
>>2556380whoever made this screencap should never screencap anything ever again
>>2556390what
Gura flipping though her notes in the middle of fight trying to figure out how to chargeblade
you fucking madman
>>2556367I don't mean price, I mean /g/ free as in freedom, it's Apache 2 licensed
>>2556411I can help her with that
>>2556411you fool, she flails wildy
>>2556400if she gets incredibly skilled at those 4 things she can minmax her way to victory.
>>2556430GURANDMA
>>2556419Holy shit Canadian Actor Ryan Gosling is fuckin based
>>2556355rambling about nonsense is the bread and butter of almost all streamers.
>>2556400Makes sense. Then she's a water/ghost type too because she keeps ghosting her genmates and JP senpais.
>>2556412I can't see nousagis the same way anymore after that sex animation
>>25560050.48%
>>2556390ogey?
>>2556290Vtuber peak has come and gone. They're still making stupid money though so they'll be fine.
>>2556342Not really. Biggest thing is that she doesn't combo her attacks properly. She waits until she gets back to the idle animation to attack again, so she's attacking twice as slow as she should be
I goomed all over the wall... gura...
>>2556421Yeah, from what I can tell it's one of the few accomplishments of note from anyone outside of this thread, and it shows.
>>2555709It's amazing what ADHD can do to the brain isn't it?
>>2556308>Alright you guys, I got 8 crates of shakes from Brosnan, all on my tab. Now whoever doesn't die of a heart attack gets Gawr Gura's old chair.
>>2556390>stop fucking with her harmonic resonance
That was a beautiful counter goorah
>>2556443Kek
>>2556307look at the cope
>>2556441Maybe the retards you watch
Wait, your felyne now tells you if the monster's ready for capture? The fuck is this baby shit?Might as well just add HP bars
SHE ACTUALLY GIT GUD
Do you guys think gura regrets opening up a little bit and give dating advice? Seeing how everyone is shitting on her (shitty) advice on youtube as well
>>2556341>Beong allergic to myselfHow would that work?
>>2556452people really underestimate how much content creators get from streaming/uploading videos
>>2556328>wait a year to play something I like and I can play it right nowno thanks
>>2556396Sheep cute yes
im gonna type GOOM on every SAED in her chat
Bad news: Its been a full week and gura has not gotten better at monster hunter.SUDDEN NEWS UPDATE: She has learned you can do the over charge without having your sword chargedBad news: She still does not realize that sword and shield mode of charge blade has an X combo.
Gura's hoodie is really....you know....
>>2556453Compared to last time when she didn't block or dodge and missed 80% of her hits she's clearly getting better.
>>2556390OLLIE LOVE!
>>2556473how does every inmuno disease work?
so...when's the next gura ring fit?
>>2556429>he cant see the hidden loli
>>2556430Dolphinbrain...
SHE KEEPS GOOMING HIM
>>2556381>Vtubers in general have lost some shineafter a bit of thinking, I really hate that this happened for mebut I'll still remain loyal to my oshi
I kinda wished Gura did more public karaokes to pump up her numbers but oh well
>>2556478based
>>2556494Seethe poorfag
>>2555709I always have her stream up on another monitor for this reason even if I can't watch her attentively sometimes.
>>2556487Apparently she hated the moaning clips, even though there's no proof of this.
>>2556480cute? yes, I agree
>>2556414
Haha I really liked when Gura repeated that one voice line for the hundredth time, that was hilarious.
>>2556471Nah, she didn't deny that she was serious with the 2x2 thing either.
>>2556471now shes gonna feel insecure and go date every man she sees to get experience
>>2556479Worse news: She still hasn't learned the shield bash into AED combo.That's the thing that really brings the CB together...
What made people watch Gura less and less each time, she's about to hit Miko levels of viewership at 13k (avg) and subs aren't increasing that much either, if it wasn't for today's bump, she would've gained 10k in the last 7 days (today got another increment so it's at 20k)Is it the longer streams?The games she's playing?The long periods of time she takes without streaming? (she's currently in the bottom 3rd of streams this month)Are viewers really getting "frustrated"? I can bear it but I could see some people getting tiredAlso, last member only poll was over a month ago, we can't estimate how many there are, I would guess around 10~12k
>>2555966Stop using this scuffed-ass incomplete collection of shit Damascus did, its like 60% of the stuff I remembered in the moment.
>>2556429I've gotten too addicted to puzzles.
>>2556387That's not how MH really works. Especially with friends.
>>2556380reminds me of a couple of 'hall of fame/shame' posts I forgot I was compiling
>>2556429why the fuck am I seeing Pekora's silhouette in this?
>>2556473I knew a kid in elementary school with an allergy to a compound in his own saliva. His lips were constantly puffy and blistering and he had this cortisol cream he had to apply constantly in class to keep them from ballooning out and seeping puss.
>>2556494it'd need to be archived so get on enma's back to sort out perms
>>2556494She may not want to pump up her numbers, she seems to enjoy the members streams with smaller audiences.
NUMBERFAGS AWAY
>How do I throw a Smoke Bomb?>*uses it*>Did I just eat it?
>>2556511ogey risu
>>2556510Obsessed
>>2556429how long?
How long will it take Gura to unlock Easy mode in DMC5?I need the Hololive equivalent to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8IPtE_vE_U
>>2556480PhallicShes a dick head
>>2556504Huh
>>2556510>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSShut the fuck up and look at this picture
>>2555505I love Ina too!
>>2556523
this person is sick in the head
>>2556510unironically spring & summer in NA
Did gura scream watching the thing?
>>2556500She said on stream that one specific clip made her uncomfortable.
>>2556519Sounds like a special type of hell
Gura, I'm glad you're having fun riding.
>>2556415but anon I need to incentivize people to subscribe to my fetish fanbox or I won't be able to afford my imported instant ramen.
>>2556510Vtubers are just generally much more popular in Japan than they are in the west, and a vtuber consistently hitting 15k with an almost entirely western audience is still impressive now that we're clearly past the fad stage. That's about all there is to it.
>>2556510Western viewers DGAF about MH
Gawr Gurilla
>>2556510people still like their oshi but not to the point where they will fuck up their sleep schedule since gura has a more spread out audience
>>2556501Dekai...
>>2556510THE NUMBERS
>>25565355 mins
>it's not real meat if it's not twitchingFucking shark
>>2556510is that a lot?
>>2556510Stop number faggingits the long breaks though
>FreshUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2556196Might as well try and make a soundpost out of it
>Gura talking about animals nerves reacting even when they dieGooruh...
>>2556348She's just like me!
>>2556520Unarchived public karaokes are a thing, most of the ENs have done it before. Plus you know Astel does it all the flipping time. >>2556521I know but part of me can't help but imagine what she could've achieved if she's more of a go getter rather than being the poster child for imposter syndrome
>>2556546i dont recall but she liked it
>>2556510It’s the YouTube bug
>>2556380The shit that happens in these threads gets fucking wild.
>>2555875Twintails or Ponytails for both.
>>2556500It was a member stream. She didn't explicitly state that she hated them, just discomfort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nae9qjgFp98
>>2556553Wow I fucked that up majorly
>>2556541Nyanners told us Gura is super smart and playing 4d chess
>>2556505Please... n-no...
https://twitter.com/NieRGame/status/1382487085634961412Ina is going to fucking die
>>2556535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2DOmc0tTZ8Patchama...
I've been seeing those videos aswell gura
>>2556500>no proofBait?Also, I FUCKING KNEW GURA WAS INFLUENCING MY YOUTUBE RECOMMENDS
>>2556584what exactly were you trying to do?
>>2556553subscribe to see this picture but in non-butchered res! I also made VARIATONS!!!! This set contains TEN different illustrations where she smiles, frowns, laughs, cries....
>>2556582And I don't blame her after some nigger used the audio to make porn with
>>2556575She makes more than enough money. She doesn't need to chase numbers.
>>2556243
>>2556535depends on if she is familiar with the gameif not, then in the tutorialif so then maybe on Nidhogg or Gilgamesh
>>2556584yeah, I was wondering what you were going for
>>2556387The original thought was for them to collab last week before Ina grinded the game to hell and back. They could still now, but it's far less important especially after learning Ina got ignored.That said, the "level" of a person doesn't exactly matter since even in the collab Ina had she still had fun doing her own thing helping out Anya and Reine.
>>2556593What's the chance Gura watches rrats getting shocked to death on electric traps for demostrate its efficiency (it's actually just for fun)? There are plenty of them on youtube
https://jigex.com/HZmJhttps://jigex.com/HZmJhttps://jigex.com/HZmJ
>>2556480it makese her head look fat
>>2556575yeah but an unarchived karaoke won't bump up their numbers in the long run add on the fact they can't monetize the stream
>>2556590watching Ina get attention from the things she draws is always really fun to see
>>2556584The actual fuck were you trying to doHow do you fuck up spoilers that bad
>>2555843At this point Gura is just a normal variety streamer fucking around with an avatar. Might as well just stream with a facecam at this point.
>>2556580wtf
>>2556505Better than just fucking them after getting drunk
GURA FOUND THE SHORTCUTS LETS GOO
>>2555957>dagger forces amesame to speak japanese
When will these two link up?
>>2556579ethopian curses man
>>2556590Lets go Ina! I'm so happy for her.
>>2556584Don't worry I fucked up spoiler tags and immediately closed the thread and went to bed the other night before I could see anyone react to it
>>2556618https://jigex.com/GWMthttps://jigex.com/GWMthttps://jigex.com/GWMt
>Bnahabra grinding on streamGura...
>>2556616HOW DO THEY EVEN GET THAT MANY RATS?(fun videos though)
>>2556510She doesn't do public karaokes anymore and that's one of her two main draws, the other one being rhythm games and oh hey guess what the chinks ruined yet again?
>>2556505I will be her first date
>>2556624So all of Hololive?
>>2556590A PR account literally doesn't mean anything.Getting a reply from the man himself though...
>>2555957>Anya does collabs for her dating advice streamOh boy
>>2556555More specifically, they don't care about a dumshark with Alzheimer's flailing around in a game they don't care about. If Gura were good at it, she'd be able to retain more viewers.
>>2556510I FUCKING LOVE NUMBERSSHOW ME THE STATISTICS AMAZE ME WITH YOUR CHARTS GIMME MORE DECIMALS FEED ME DIGITSINJECT THOSE FIGURES RIGHT THROUGH MY BLOODSTREAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2556624>At this point Gura is just a normal variety streamer fucking around with an avatar.you say this as though it's a bad thing
>>2555995Wait, what the fuck is wrong with raw milk? I drink like 2 litres of the stuff a day. It tastes great
>>2556600>>2556614>>2556623I was trying to spoil it so that the letters would be blocked out and if you didn't unspoil it would say "I need to touch box" as a funny gaff
>>2556582here's what she said about it.https://files.catbox.moe/mftbk7.mp4>"How's those Ring Fit plans coming along?">Well... my—my burgers here. My burgers and my, umm, my cookies here. It's fine. I can do Ring Fit. I dunno, I just—I dunno, you guys, did you guys see that clip? I dunno. I f—I dunno. I feel—I dunno how to feel about it. There was a, uh, a clip that got... clipped. I dunno. I get—I... I was going really a—int—I was really extreme, and maybe, maybe I was too into it or something? But yeah, we saw it. Yeah. We don't—see, we don't even have to talk about what clip it was, 'cause we already know what clip it was ₕᵤₕᵤₕᵤ.
Gura is so horny today.
>>2556505Sorry it'll be me
>>2556590Ina's going to flip the fuck out
>>2556590>Yoko Taro probably saw thisI'm sorry Takos, but her graduation is on it's way as soon as she sees this and dies of a heart attack from sheer excitement
>Yu-Gi-Oh referenceGura my childhood.
>>2556631idk
>>2556631>Gyaru GuraYes please
>Kunai with chain
Why does gura sound so depressed today?
C'MAN TRISTAN
>>2556588no one gives a fuck about your pink cat
Wow, Temma is actually doing proper reps and not just duolingo. That's kinda impressive. I've never actually watched him before. What's his gimmick?
Gura is cuter than usual today
K-K-K-KUNAAAIIII
>Kunai with Chain OH MY GOD THE MEME HAHA I REMEMBER YUGIOH I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHARKREMEMBER JOEYS DECK? FLAME SWORDS MAN HAHA IM NOSTALGIAING
>>2556616Ame sent her those videos after Gura asked about getting shocked through headphones.
>>2556510It's because Cover forgot about them, they made people forgot about them, look>Pekora>New outfit>Song>Home3D>The Concert buffs>Tons of merch>Gura>Matuli collab>Walfie model>>2556578The bug was on December, cut the regular from 40k avg to 20kThen on Jan/Feb she still had 20k avgThis month and the past one she's hitting less than 15
LETS GOOOOOO
>>2556579I don't remember what happen that day, but I remember shit going wild for a couple days after the curse
>>2556656i think it stopped being about dating and it is now a more general life advice talk stream
So >we can all agree Gura's grooming worked on Ame, right?
>>2556375Only to realize that they were a bunch of autistic introverts. Even when they want to collab with JP they need approval from the managers.....ENGen2 isnt going to be enough
>>2556644rrats reproduce like wild beasts, are you kidding me?Boars are even worse tho. They multiply almost as fast but are way more destructive. There are plenty of cool hunting videos online. The kinda "disturbing ones" are the ones where they kill them with some lethal dose (I think? They were in Japanese) while they're in the cage unable to flee.
>>2556685>powerlevel charts but with insects
>>2556637baka
>>2556580Literally watched the same video a few days ago
>>2556685Being good at DBD.Besides that I don't know.
>>2556631EN gen 2 WILL have a brown girl
Thanks for reminding me that I need to finish my Yugioh rewatch, Global Goomba.
Spikes.
>>2556697we<
>>2556665This shark sounds like a fucking weirdo schitzo in written form.
>>2556678Electroshock therapy. Therapy for what? For shifting around in her chair.
>>2556659I like big numbers and I cannot lie
>>2555879he seemed to have a very strong opinion about microgreens and steaming/boiling vegetables a couple days ago.
>>2556535>tfw there might be a "Vergil clowns on X Hololive members compilation" in the future
Kiara and Mori are the only legit friends in EN, the other girls are just friendly coworkers with each other.
>>2556712me^
>>2556662Nothing really, just wanted to add something different to the Damascus loreHe was being a faggot about it too, mentioning something about UHT bad and Big Milk or something, kek
>>2556696Yeah with a lot of cursed relationship stories from the audience.That Collab would be fucking kino honestly.
>>2555754you should ask him some questions
>>2556713lots of people sound like that when you transcribe every verbal pause and sentence half-start.
>>2556510>if it wasn't for today's bump, she would've gained 10k in the last 7 days (today got another increment so it's at 20k)i fucking hate amateur numebrfaggin.Youtube "likes delting bug" was cutting engagement on videos. no one was gaining the subs in nomral rate they would across the site.pekora,korone,marine,fubuki,watson, etc all slowed down last week. it was until 2 days ago that some fixes rolled in and likes and engagement seems to be back on normal. unfortunately gura didn't stream on days the fixes came in so her slow down went for longer same with fubuki, but those who did streamed in the last 2 days started to gain their normal rate of subs and views.So expect everyone to go back to their usual numbers and engagement by end of the week.
>>2556720t. Mamaloni
>Botan vs Pekora collab (sequel to the kino PUBG 50vs50 one?)>Takamori IT2>Gura DMC5>Gurame zatsudan>Nene 3D debut>Towa 3D live>Mori live show>Suityan HolotalkThe second half of this week starting tonight/tomorrow is looking pretty fucking kino. The only thing that could make it better is if the Miko/Korone or Towa/Botan Resident Evil collabs that got postponed will be scheduled for this weekend.
>>2556720whatever you say, rratchama, the decommissioning chamber is that way
>>2556653Have you ever noticed how every single complain people has about Gura is so generic that you could use it for literally every other Holo? The actual state
>>2556693>>2556674SHIT FUCKING CARD EVEN AT THE TIME
>>2556685Autism I think?
If I cant have her... nobody will
Gura is doing stupid shit people do when they are bored of hunting, so cute
>>2556665She talks like she's writing a schizo shitpost pasta damn
>>2556510Why watch streams when you can just view some clips afterwards?t. your average EOP probably
>>2556685breeding humans
>>2556510Gura's live numbers are nerfed by the fact that most people who want to watch livestreams hang out on a certain other site. JPs don't have this problem because all their biggest streamers use Youtube or, occasionally, NND. This is why Gura's VOD views are fine but her live numbers have been reclining.
>>2556706I didn't know she was joining!
>>2556685from what I've gathered from these threads, Insect warfare and Human Breeding
>>2556678Sorry, I had to break up with her
Gura just go to the red spots you dummy
>>2556692>This month and the past one she's hitting less than 15LuigiMetroidHat in TimeTerrariaRDR2Game choice is important
>>2556693you're lucky I'm in defense mode you little shit
>Gura quitting on a low rank quest
>>2556531>>2556539>>2556561>>2556659sure, have some more
Do you guys think any of the ENs will ever explicitly use their 'real' voice on stream like Sora, Matsuri, and Suisei have?
>>2556705>>2556702>>2556744>>2556755>>2556759Jesas, why is Roberu, a somewhat normal person (minus his oneeshota addiction), in a gen with two massive autists
BASED>BASED
>>2556733>Mamaloni>Calling Kiara and Mori 'just friends'Mamaloni probably unironically believes they have discord sex sessions 2-3 times daily.
>>2556748Gather quests are unironically Kino and chill.
>Gura hates bugsbased
>>2556771>was almost done tooThat's it, I'm going for it.
>>2556744>an autist in a company full of autists whose superpower is autism squaredThat sounds like some anime bullshit, so it's probably true
>>2556770What site is this?
>>2556741But did you know that Gura has a vagina between her legs?
>>2556720Why does Gurame make you so mad, huh?
>>2556714>>2555654>>2555660>>2555781>>2555861>>2556102>>2556199>>2556616>>2556714YOU RETARDS THE SHOCKS ARE TO KEEP GURA FOCUSED WITH STREAMING. IMAGINE THIS SCATTERBRAIN WITHOUT THE CONSTANT ZAP SHE WOULD BE UNABLE TO FORM A COHERENT PHRASE
>>2556772Gura has mistakenly used her real voice on stream at times.
>>2556685Temma is actually a prop actor without props.>Uses Paint and googled images of insects to draw an insect army>Uses a transparent "phone" screen to overlay over his avatar and pretend he's in his own gacha rolling for himself for three hours>Did an entire stream where he was retelling a story he wrote and applied his own sound effectsBeyond that he also plays DBD on a professional level and will breed you with or without your consent.
MH players are going to hate her a lot after this one aren't they
>khezuIT'S TIME
I just got home did I miss anything good in the Gura stream
KHEZU (ALASKAN BULLWORM) TIME
i want dango
>>2556737>Suityan Holotalksuper excited for this oneany KFP here know if/when questions are open?
uh oh khezu time
>>2556792
>KhezuWell, is YOUR oshi better at monhun than a bloodborne speedrunner?
>>2556795STOP SHOCKING HERSHE'll END UP TRIPLE RETARDED
Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/ip5mc4.PNG
Khezukino cancelled
ITS TIME
>>2556540God, that expression, I'm going to cheat on my oshi...
>>2556624Anon you can't say that because jobless fags will come from the woodwork to moan
>>2556791Thats just Socialblade....
>>2556792That must suck for chumbuds.For my oshi, Ame, the only thing between her legs is my face
>>2556775>A somewhat normal personReminder that, an hour after Kaoru was graduated, Roberu did a stream where he made goofy sound effects into the mic for an hour and a half and never acknowledged anything had happened at all.
>>2556530Where are the toys?
>>2556800>>2556802>>2556809>>2556811>>2556820>wroggi farming insteadIT WAS NOT TIME
>>2556801She said blue waffle and that her titles have taken a turn for the wurstas in sausage
>>2556792She has 2 dicks
ENTER
>>2556685He's like the male version of Aqua but with less gamer skill and more autism
>>2556770Shes quite honestly just not interesting. Shes shit at most of the games she plays and is obviously depressed and not into streaming, add on she takes long breaks and you have the perfect storm for a recline.
>>2556811It's even the same weapon type.
>>2556799nah she's right, at least these kind of missions are not obligatory unlike previous mh games
>>2556792I thought she was a homostar. I feel betrayed.
>>2556817cuhnyy..
>>2556817
>>2556801Gura is selling her old chair with sweat and smells included.
>>2556817T o T
>>2556817What the FUCK am I looking at?
She made it
>>2556759>fujo>I AM THE GREATEST/NUMBERS>i travelled across the globe to pursue a niche artform>huaahuahaaha meat spin and molfy eggs right guys?why is ina the only normal one in her gen
>>2556777She's right as well
>>2556798>Uses Paint and googled images of insects to draw an insect army>Uses a transparent "phone" screen to overlay over his avatar and pretend he's in his own gacha rolling for himself for three hours>Did an entire stream where he was retelling a story he wrote and applied his own sound effectsDamn, pure SOUL
>>2556671Nier: Otamatone
>>2556795Question, can a person develop a fetish for seeing a girl electro shocked?
do any of them ever skip the dango song
UWAAAAA DANGO FEET
>>2556835ogey
>>2556380The best part of this post was that anon translated it to nip and posted it on 5chan
>>2556833EXIT
>>2556795wanna fight
>>2556844Gura's cunny
>>2556808Not yet probably gonna open them tomorrow unless she forgets
>>2556792People like you should run for politicians, because of all your lieeeeeeees
>>2556756I don't even know what you're talking about. What? Live views transfers to VoD views anyway.
>>2556849>Ina>normal
>>2555634Uh, Nutsacki?!?
>>2556798also attracts middle aged ladies if the rrats are true
>>2556847TICK TOCK
>Gura spilled her spaghetti last time because the hat was off
>>2556817UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2556844A delicacy
Reflecting on how buck wild and zealous the girls are capable of making their fans I've been thinking why don't we apply this kind of idol control on society as a whole? Imagine if we had state induced idols, pure and sweet, designed to cater to the lonely hearts of men? I would place money on the girls being able to stur men from our gender related pessimism and finally give the men of this world a figure to dedicate themselves to. The girls would become literal gods and rule society themselves. Imagine being able to actually attend the church of Ina. Doesn't that sound amazing?
>>2556808The questions are usually opened a day or two before holotalk, so most likely on friday or thursday.
>trapSHES
>>2556826Hide the pain Roberu
>>2556799I'm sure the ones upset today are the nier "fans".
If women are not funny.What is their appeal then?
>>2556855No and they never will
>>2556881SHES COMING FOR YOU GURA.
>>2556817TuTsaved.
>>2556860Thank you for your Ogey based Ogey poster
>>2556854there is a webm of a small breasted goth-y-arthoe that zaps her tummy. She gasps and braces for impact everytime. You can almost see her abs clench before every shock
IT'S NOT A HAT, IT'S A HOODIE
I will not be the tutorial
>>2556880Actually getting to ridiculous levels or LORE.
>>2556817T u T
>>2556826KEK
>>2556817adult penis enters this.
>>2556855Towa...
>>2556795>tfw you will never gently caress Gura's hypersensitive gills while she shivers and whimpers in your arms
Khezu, the sneeze wyvern, is coming!
>>2556894they cute
I just realized that gura's hood is shaped like the tip of a penis.
[Tako News] Ina has reached 900k and will be forced to do her karaoke and Q&A like she promised (for reaching 900k specifically)
>chat has fed her the lie that Capturing gives you more rewardsDEVILISH
>turn the hat offDoes Gura even want to be a vtuber at this point?
>>2556772Ame, mori and Ina doesn't really hide their voices.
>>2556817UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>2556639You suck at making puzzles
>>2556874relatively yeseven though i doubt that anyone who plays ffxiv is normal, yes that includes ina and miyabi
>>2556878Wasn't that from a tv show about fans of vtubers and a 40 something year old woman or whatever had Temma as her oshi?
>>2556824Thanks.
>>2556885>state induced idolsDidn't West Taiwan do this?
>chat hating on the hat againkill all normalniggers
I love you, Gura!
>we are her tutorialwhat does that even mean?
>>2556916It essentially does, though. You get less garbage mats, but a lot more rare mats, and rare mats are 99% of what keeps you from crafting stuff.
>>2556850This
>>2556916Worldsperm shouldn't be allowed to use youtube chat
>>2556916>lien-nani?
>>2556799Outside of Titanfall 2 and Half-Life 2, I don't think I've ever seen actual fans of the game sperg out on the girls in these threads ever, just people trying to use the dedicated communities as weapons to tribalfag with.Look at the Kiara Nier thread, where all of the DoDfags were laughing and having a good time while the usual schizos starting going on about "Nierfag seething" and even saying shit like>I've never played the games but even I know I should be seething over thisOnly shooterfags get that pissy over a game. And Minecraft, but that's a separate beast.
>>2556579Oh hey I'm pretty sure I'm one of those distorted Pekos or Pekolikes. I still distinctly remember this event but had no idea how long ago it happened because of how fucked my sense of time is nowadays.
>>2556817fertile and ready for seed
Does gura even know what meat spin is?
>>2556886Usually 2 or 3 days
KIARA MENTIONTHEY ARE
>>2556932>normal>niggers
>>2556847Unironically how does Ina keep up with Kiara? Ina is the most boring of her gen, yet has impressive growth.
>>2556930pretty sure north korea has exactly this
>>2556885Reminder that this is how celebrities work and that they are used as the greatest mind control ever by the government. The alphabet boys will try to silence me over this BUT IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH. DO NO BELIEVE IN FALSE IDO
>>2556943>Only shooterfags get that pissy over a game.Did anyone get pissy at Mori the other day, or are APEXfags kind of used to watching girls suck at their game?
>>2556702source me anon, I'm extremely interested
>>2556907Mine specifically
>>2556936>but a lot more rare matsBut you're wrong, retard. It varies HIGHLY monster to monster, especially a lot of the "endgame" ones in Rise, like Magnamalo, Nargacuga, and Rajang.
>>2556951Of course she fucking does
>>2556915Karaoke soon? Isn't she busy as fuck.Regardless, good, I love this tako girl like you wouldn't believe
>>25565101. People were looking forward to collabs with other holos specifically JP.2. She can only do many Karaoke streams. 3. Constant downplaying her abilities and achievements. If you don't think you matter no one else will.
>>2556893But I'm a Nier fan and I enjoyed the stream a lot
>>2556957Comfy to the point its like going to see your therapist.
>>2556916Capturing doesn't? I can't tell who's shitposting or not
>>2556930Forgot to mention it failed, btwhttps://radiichina.com/communist-youth-league-virtual-idols/
>>2556720None of the ENs know what it means to have a friend.Kiara wants to make friends and is outgoing, but constantly gets taken for a ride by abusers or turned on by conniving colleagues that she thought were her friends until they decided to backstab her for personal gain. Despite her outgoing and open nature, she doesn't know what it's like to have a real friend and doesn't know where the boundaries between friendship and romance areMori only has male friends because her childhood left her bitter, withdrawn and insecure. She harbours unironic /r9k/ attitudes about other women and an innate dislike of her own femininity. But none of the guys she hangs out with are really her friends, either. She just kind of orbits them with the thirst of an awkward virgin that's too socially awkward to realize how forward or imposing they can be but too shy to actually do anything with it.Gura and Ame are both just withdrawn loser whitegirls that had like 1 friend in grade school they never talk to anymore and aren't sure how to make new acquaintances as adults. Even talking to the cashier at the grocery store is too much for them. Their awkwardness comes from not actually knowing how to make or behave around adult friends and being unsure of how to approach their professional relationship as amicable coworkersIna's the classic asian 2nd genner with a public and private face, the former of which atrophied and fell off after she finished school since she never leaves her house or interacts with anyone outside of her immediate family. She alienates people without trying and is totally oblivious to the fact that she's genuinely lost all of her social skills beyond the fact that she occasionally has trouble thinking of what to say to other people. Other girls that interact with her feel like she's performing herself for them and there are walls a meter thick between that performance and anything genuine but Ina herself is unaware that she's locking non-family members out because she's just acting naturally.
https://twitter.com/DoKomi/status/1382397420387102724https://twitter.com/DoKomi/status/1382397420387102724https://twitter.com/DoKomi/status/1382397420387102724
>>2556899Fuck that sounds hot
>>2556963
>>2556951I unironically think she doesn't know at this point. OR blue waffle. This is actually ridiculous.
>>2556951No, she just knows it's a meme people use.She confused it with leekspin.
anyone else thinks its a little offensive how gura tries to pronounce the japanese she hears but its so bad, it feels like shes mocking it? it's like she's saying "ching chong nip nong"
>>2556932Are you just combining words with niggers to look cool in front of your 4chan buddies?
>>2556951back in march she made some comment that cause me to post "gura knows about meatspin" but i forget what it was, and i didn't have time to hunt down the timestamp to refresh my memory.
>>2556853Ina...
they are
>>2556825>the only thing between her legs is my faceWoah there teammate, you can take all that?
>>2556885>thinking I don't already know about the Monarch projectYou aint taking me glowie
>>2556510>all these repliesWhy is numberfagging still such effective bait even after all this time?
>>2556951Ame sent it to her
Jesas Gura... contain yourself. You can't just go after every cunny you see.
Honestly watching Gura fumble and fuck around in Monster Hunter is losing its charm. I thought her anxiety would take over and she'd grind and get better off stream, instead she's regressed.
>>2556973She'll probably schedule it like a month later or so like the 600k one.
>>2556957I’m actually surprised how Kiara keeps up with Ina despite having less viewers on average
>>2556894sex
>>2556978But she made a point to tell you she isn't your therapist
>>2556655Taro doesn't get up before noon, give him time.
>>2556885You are describing the american music and entertainment industry.
>>2556885>niggas reinventing the vestal virgins in these threadsWhat the fuck
>>2556951she made a sausage joke near the beginning so yes she does know
>>2556925It wasn't meant to be hard, it was meant to send a message.You all failed, by the way.
>>2556979ogey
>>2556991standardniggers
>>2556706it will have brown twins. onegai.....
>>2556989meanwhile, actual Japanese: HOLY SHIT SHE'S SO CUTE WHATEVER SHE DOES IS ALWAYS CORRECT
>>2556817UUUUOOOOOHHH CHILD EROTIC
>>2556854I kinda did from the sound of the female characters taking damage from winston's gun in overwatch
>>2556980Depends on the monster, some have better loot tables from capturing and others are better to carve.
>>2556885And thus /hlgg/ added recreating religion to their list of achievements
>>2556980It depends on the monster; since in Rise it doesn't even always give you 3 mats, it is often not better to do so. I usually only capture if the other retards manage to cart twice, to reduce the likelihood they manage to die a third time.
>>2557008Kiara has world wide appeal, Kinda sorta, thanks to her multilingual talents and weird ass time slots.
i still don't know anything about monster hunter
>>2556971>capturing no longer actively incentivizedBut doesn't that like, collapse the whole morality of the game's setting?
>>2556981Hmm? What's this?
Gura won't even get 20k
>>2556985Glad to see pic's somewhat continuation
>>2556980Capturing increases your chances of getting rare materials just slightly, but you're not really getting more materials. The other advantage of trapping is that you can finish quests quicker, which means you can grind quests out more over a period of time, leading to more materials over time.
Her head is huge.
>>2557006She should have just gone straight into fighting monsters. The worst part of any MH is the low-rank quests and she's taking it painfully slow here.
>>2556792Does gura shaves down there
>>2556942It only applied in world, but not the other games. You need to check the monster's drop pools to see what gets you what you need.
>>2557003She went to komitsu? What did she say?
>>25569570 drama0 GFE0 Numberfagging0 SC baitingIt's actually impressive. She's running a youtube streamer channel and doing everything "wrong" regarding money and extracting it from her takos.
>>2557019are you incapable of doing other things while watching?
>>2557047have you literally ever seen a 2D girl before?
>>2556951who doesn't
>>2556998forever.
>>2557049She doesn't even have to.
>>2557039When the monster has numbers appear on him, that is good. When the monster reduces her health, that is bad.
>>2557042Kiara's doing a viewer Q&A for some german otaku company or something, I don't know what they do
>>2557047relative to the rest of her body maybe, but compared to other people's not really
>>2556980As of this game, capturing offers one less reward than carving, but has different rates for items, so its more of a tradeoff depending what you're looking for.
>>2556981>The goal of the game is to get the most points by correctly guessing the other player's answers.>In each round there will be one question.>All players answer the question completely honest and anonymous with YES or NO.>After everyone answered the question in secret, all players have to guess how many people have answered with YES.>When everyone placed their guess, the game master will reveal the number of YES answers that were made (WITHOUT knowing who gave which answers).>Whoever has the most points at the end wins a DoKomi Special! >Very important: It is never revealed who answered YES or NO. Except the people come "out" themselves in the chat.Huh
>>2556964APEX posters don't care about how well they do.They're just feeding into the Roboco singularity.
>>2556989ywnbj
>>2556989watch Reine and watch how a girl with perfect English completely fucks up Monster Names. Its kinda cute though.
Did someone tell Gura that their Minecraft server is dead?
>>2556991>>2557022MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>2556989Do you get mad when Korone says english words wrong, repeating them?
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1382498906445991936https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1382498906445991936https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1382498906445991936Ina cute. I can't wait for Golden Week.
>>2556971I don't know shit about Rise or World, but in 2nd, 3rd gen and 4th gen capping was better 99.9% of the time. It's hilarious to see you imply that someone encouraging capping is a new player behavior.
>>2556817>assfangsyou know that those are not real right?
>>2556885>Imagine being able to actually attend the church of Ina.shit, how do I start investing on this project?
>>2557039You hunter monsters, what's there to get?
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHTHIS EROGAKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2556590
I want to see your sexiest ogey
>>2557047No, her her is regular size but her body is incredibly tiny and fragile.
Why did Gura choose CB? If you git good it can be pretty broken but otherwise it's downright terrible. She should have chosen a noob-friendly weapon.
pekohttps://jigex.com/2YNC
>>2557073I miss the days when the numbers weren't there...
>>2556999It's our collective face, it's fine.
>>2557063Mori and Kiara don't have a head that big, look at Gura's head width compared to the rest of her body.
>EZ meat bait>Sounds like something you guys would fall forTHIS MESUGAKI
>>2556847>>2556957TICK TOCK TAKANASHIT KIANUS!You can run but never truly escape the clock.
>>2557017someone superchatted a pun about the title taking a "turn for the wurst"
>>2556979Based essay my dude, I appreciate the effort.
Why is Gura so obsessed with dicks now?
>>2557073the numbers look so small and it takes so long. when i play games from the hyperdimension neptunia series, the bosses have numbers on them like "1503" and "905", and when gura plays monster hunter it has numbers like "6" and "11".
>>2557087It's fine now though.
>>2556991Ok anonnigger
>>2557041>the moralityThey study captured monsters and then more efficiently dissemble them for parts, or experiment with them, or use them in Arena quests.>>2557093Brachydios, off the top of my head, far worse to capture.Also, >giving advice when you don't know what you're talking about in regards to the game
>>2556957rrat: Susan is a Takodachi.
>>2557041Considering you get parts from capturing, I always assumed the monsters were being dissected or something. Probably more human to kill it in battle.
>>2557022k-kakkoii
>easy bait>sounds like something you guys would fall forchumbuds...
>>2556951Gura is wise in the ways of the old internet
>>2557011I wonder if Jenma is physically holding Kiara back from her going off on him.
>>2557102Like my dick
>>2557101
>>2557090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8
>>2557016>all of the "You could be replying to your Oshi"-posts mirror the themes of St. Francis and the LeperWe are living in weird times.
>>2557048She's painfully slow at everything in this game, moving through the menus, finding Items, going around the maps. Its literally the fastest Monster Hunter ever and shes managing to stretch it out longer then the first time I played monster hunter 1.
>>2557050Wow, I did that since P3rd, unless I wanted something really specific and rare.
>>2556978Except she's not
>>2557085>Reine>perfect englishThe acquired accent has fooled you but her english is definitely not perfect. Like any ESL she struggles more than normal encountering unfamiliar words or weird made up ones because the pronunciation rules at play aren't intuitive to her.
Gura is going to kill the monster instead of capturing it, isn't she
>>2557095if you look up at the pussy they do, or if she's sitting down/leaning back, but they're pressed together
>We should watch Jurassic ParkIs she here? Does she know about that guy's commission?
>>2556957>most boring of her genNot really. If that were true people wouldn't tune in
>>2556619I honestly think she forgot to destretch her Live2D and left it like 10-20% wider. I don't even know if Live2D works like that and I guess I could just measure screenshots if I weren't lazy, but I can't stop seeing it
>>2557107She thought it was cool. I dont think it was any deeper than that.
>>2556957design.>>2557059>0 drama>0 GFE>0 Numberfagging>0 SC baitingmost new subscribers don't care about it. "wow she mentioned her viewer count, i won't subscribe to her!!" lmao.
>>2557091that's a good point
>>2557130Susan hates the holos and you know it.
>>2557059>0 dramaAnon...
gura monhun has more views than nyanners collab with Kizuna Ai.
THAT anon just SCed suggesting a jurassic park watchalong
>>2557090DOG NIGGAS
God, Gura is terrible at video games
>>2557110Turn them off...?
>>2557107She did the big explosion on the training dummy and decided then and there that she would never use another weapon.
>>2557123If you use a GOOD weapon (Hammer or Great sword), you can hit those big numbers ez.
>>2556817UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>2557175No it doesn't.
>>2556770EN is all reclining due to reduced interest from Westerners and JOPsThe only one that had higher views is Mori because she got her music topics rolled into her main channel, granting a temporary boost.HoloJP is seeing similar declines as of late-January but the VOD restorations in Feb/March has buoyed their views in tracking sites.In typical Japanese fashion, Cover waited until the decline was evident to announce a major overhaul and hiring spree to improve operations.
>>2557146Classic
>>2556847>>2556957>>2557115I just want them to hit 1m so niggers will shut the fuck up about this shit
>>2557146i need a latinx nigga to call dbz people bad things
>>2557090TIME JANNNYS!
>>2557042The german online convention Kiara got invited to
>>2556672He'll retweet hero Yoko Taro series
>>2556957Because it was already decided at debut where they would be positioned compared to their genmates.pic related is google interest over last 12 month>blue gura>red Calliope>yellow ame>green kiara>purple inaYou can see they kept it pretty consistent since debut. So the main decider was the character design and the debut.
>>2557180and that's a good thing
>>2557115Susan is a takodatchi
>>2557181didn't know you could do thatt. someone who hasn't played an MH game since Tri
>>2557130>he wasn't there for the timewarp stream
>>2557175Here's your (You)
your oshi WILL miss her SAED
>>2557153She has better English then Gura unironically.
>>2557093Zinogres, Nargacugas, both as well have higher chances for Skyemeralds/Mantles on carves vs captures.
Gura is really bad at this game.
>>2557157Does it really matter?
>>2557205>those linesthanks doc
>Gura thread>People shitting on Ina ??? I thought chumbuds liked her.
>>2556957Ina is talented enough to constantly bridge the gap by just streaming instead of begging people to subscribe.
>>2557125Lol
>>2557212Deadbeats have such a cute oshi, I'm jealous
>>2556951Do you genuinely believe in your heart of hearts that a disciple of Nyanners the traitor does not know what meatspin is?
>>2557205FUCK NUMBERSWHAT WE NEED ARE LINES
>>2557217Already did
>>2557223She's pretty good at not dying which automatically places her above most of the clowns playing this game online right now
>>2556957Here's her secret:
>>2557227Yes, this is a mission where you have to capture it, so she'll fail it and won't get any rewardsIf you're asking if it matters to ME then yes because it will be funny seeing her realize it
>>2557229No one is shitting on anyone?
>>2557016Never underestimate the power of the /hlgg/ cum eaters
>>2557227Yes. She fails the quest and gets nothing from it if she kills the monster. Also takes more work to kill it too so she'd have wasted more time and all her items.
>>2557033Alright guys now that we've created religion, it's time to enact miracles. Grab your most precious item and expose it to negative ions and pure oxygen until it becomes an iconographic regalia to use in casting mass psychomaterialism. If we concentrate our energies effectively enough we can get Mio pregnant regardless of circumstance.
>>2556296What did he say about her?
Hey /hlgg/ I need to up my unity game. Give me a VOD to watch from the following Holos that will make me into a fan:>Iofi>Anya>Mori>Amelia>Ollie>Moona
>>2556885>>2557016>In ancient Rome, the Vestal Virgins were priestesses of Vesta, goddess of the hearth. The college of the Vestals was regarded as fundamental to the continuance and security of Rome. These individuals cultivated the sacred fire that was not allowed to go out. Vestals were freed of the usual social obligations to marry and bear children and took a 30-year vow of chastity in order to devote themselves to the study and correct observance of state rituals.>The Vestals became a powerful and influential force in the Roman state. When Sulla included the young Julius Caesar in his proscriptions, the Vestals interceded on Caesar's behalf and gained him pardon. Augustus included the Vestals in all major dedications and ceremonies. They were held in awe, and attributed certain magical powers. Pliny the Elder, for example, in Book 28 of his Natural History discussing the efficacy of magic, chooses not to refute, but rather tacitly accept as truth:>At the present day, too, it is a general belief, that our Vestal virgins have the power, by uttering a certain prayer, to arrest the flight of runaway slaves, and to rivet them to the spot, provided they have not gone beyond the precincts of the City. If then these opinions be once received as truth, and if it be admitted that the gods do listen to certain prayers, or are influenced by set forms of words, we are bound to conclude in the affirmative upon the whole question.>Their tasks included the maintenance of the fire sacred to Vesta, the goddess of the hearth and home, collecting water from a sacred spring, preparation of food used in rituals and caring for sacred objects in the temple's sanctuary. By maintaining Vesta's sacred fire, from which anyone could receive fire for household use, they functioned as "surrogate housekeepers", in a religious sense, for all of Rome.They had a fucking Para-fire relationship with all of Rome, kept away from men, and acted as unity bearers.FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>2557195Oh anon, you should know better than to think that that would be the end of it.
>>2556991okay, niggernigger
>>2557235So do I
>>2557205Ame will *cough* pass Mori *cough* *cough* Anyda-
>>2557246on this mission the game tells you when to capture so I doubt she'll mess it up.
>>2556965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj4yiZxGPIEPeak Temma content here
>>2556974I am too. I did 100% the game and deleted my save. I was amused to find out you can't even get the message if your message was bad.The "fans" i was referring to are "elitist" backseaters who think they need a game to completed the way they want instead of just sharing their love for the game.
>>2556510How are her live views so low when she's still crushing everyone in total views? It's almost like there's a bug or something...
>>2557123Big numbers like 1503 are unironically why I hate games like Final Fantasy and prefer dragon quest. For some reason going from 3 damage to 80 damage over the course of a game feels better to my brain then going from 100 to 9999. Still Like a Disgaea game now and then.
>>2557198Decided to play the original FF7 before the remake because of the time jannies, I will never forgive squeenix for turning what could've been the game of the decade into a soapbox about the nature of remakes and also an advent children sequel.
All right I've never touched charge blade, but someone please tell me it's not slower than hammer because that looks slow as shit. She's just ass, yeah?
>>2557246Oh I didnt know this was that mission
JGBFW how were ina and ame's streams today?
>>2557016kek you're actually spot on
>>2557191https://twitchtracker.com/nyanners/streams/42312829902?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=6954691afad2f23f665c702351403023f2f0c766-1618449066-0-AURkpaghnQ7N_pnv3sTr-k-GJiIi2UPJDy7YS23TB7WAvKmSreznd9dANmzHnCnRRAnz057jABj9HYocPTFUlhr_1vLw3eqV7SfJBIx7tQg4nZVhJM9-e0W2UOPnlcBiqy33082KhL3cUOQePqshQKsURtt4JeUt98fAjtlJ3FctBR2Wb1YcookLFUuBU3IIIbWYFjzIECcYH1ymzF3Yo_3EZZs7d50NBXNwa1Er3oZgaBeRUSTDrljrUR6aK5Kq88fUu72hJLVIQU8LzOcuUQ9aA2iHZIRhf-53IBpwh7T6ueJw4fgH0w_Lx8Uf2X8dtdoAOj_OQIx53CIqD0H9AxbjBtak6gdEFA9CJKR46FlXNchkMUsfqyk1jCO9XhiyRgjYLLZZcVbowJFFuFqPIdRSy5XM0T-Sdzg2ZGmXjtGKXCiE73FEWZC_Y8zedKIS0QlLeLt9rxMQtK7jCG0TEPV7EaKkCvhLtA12hPUitmco
>>2557278anon, your logarithm reps
>>2557281She's pretty bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79T_WKWhebQ
>>2557284It's because it isn't. This is just the regular village Wroggi kill.
>>2557205>Because it was already decided at debut>graph shows them trading places constantlyOgey??
>>2557292I couldn't catch Ina's (though the art looks really good) but Ame's was pretty damn comfy. I'm probably going to end up skipping the Paladins stream though, that game gives me an allergic reaction.
>>2557292ame confirmed that the only 2 ENs who are on 4chan are gura and mori.
>>2557267based
>>2557175That collab was a fucking disaster. Just another example of why not to do these kind of cross-language collabs in Among Us.
>>2557259>who?>what?>Lethal League>debut>just click a random Apex vod>her collab with Coco
>>2557263>"X HIT 1M FIRST! ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT Y HAHAHA"Can't wait for this forever despite it being by 5 minutes or some shit
god damn it Gura..............
>monster sleeping>Gura thinks she can capture itthis isn't Pokémon, you dummy dum
>>2557268
>>2557279Also isn't it false advertising because it not a remake?
>>2557281Ive been using CB for most of the game and it feels slow, unless im doing it wrong
[Good News]
>>2557273Shes messing it up right now lol
I knew she's fuck it up.
>>2557261>Vestals in the Republic (509–27 BC)>Sextilia, put to death for misconduct in 273.I'M TIMELOOPING TOO FUCKING HARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2557123You should play Disgaea, it was made for people like you. Gigantic numbers.
>Shes trying to cap when its not low enoughPeople need to guide her to the retard proof indicators, not to the old ways of playing.
What's Gura doing?
>>2557254I say we should burn every trace of nijisanji in the name of our oshi's
She's a bit dumb isn't she
Gooruh...
>>2557205Looks like the recline rrat is dead outside of the first month or two of Gura.
>>2557313Was it? I didn't even realize it happened already
>>2557310You got a timestamp for that, buster?
>the wroggi leaves the zonethat was frustrating
>>2557235Your oshi isn't too bad, kfp.
>>2557313What was so bad about it?
>>2557333her best
>>2557320to be fair her chat told her to do it when it went to sleep. Donno why they wouldn't just tell her when it has a blue icon with an X in the eye under the monster's portrait top right, it's capturable. Because that's a thing in this game.
>>2557333Her best... Please support my autistic daughter
>>2557299Miss me with that shit
>>2557313>Just another example of why not to do these kind of cross-language collabs in Among Us.>Implying every fucking EN JP Among Us wasn't fucking Kino, and the ID EN JP one won't be either
>>2557341It regained it's health anyway, so she wasn't going to cap it.
>>2557278Single/double digits are the way to go desu, anything else is just jerking off numbers for the sake of looking impressive. Who cares if your attack stat is 20 million if the enemy's HP is 50 billion? It's so fucking needless and it doesn't make anything seem impressive. Every single JRPG could stand to drop the hundreds and thousands number spots out of their stats and damage outputs.
>>2557332to be honest the cat having sleep sattus would throw anyone
I just realized she thought the monster was sleeping means she could capture it. This person is fucking braindead.
>>2557332Were old indicators the drooling and limping?
DEADBEATSWhy is the readalong of such a shit manga so fucking KINO?How does she do it?
>>2557340https://youtu.be/VNel79gPOZI?t=1183
>>2557331i thought choosing a joke series would avoid serious replies, but here we are
>>2557330time truly is a flat circle...
>>2557279>advent childrenSpeaking of that https://hypebeast.com/2021/4/final-fantasy-7-advent-children-4k-uhd-blu-ray-release-info
Fatto Sharku
>>2557233It took her like 180k subs to catch up from the Until 700k karaoke.And well for this one the gap wasn't particularly large to begin with because Kiara got Susan'd
>>2557330>Roman Aloe>Literally had SEX in her name
>>2557330>SextiliaSHE WAS A WHORE, SHE HAD IT COMING. >INB4 CENTAUR
>>2557273Anon...
>>2557360it was never capturable in that zone in the first place, regardless.
>>2557326Damn she's pretty
>>2556957She's just really relaxing and wholesome to watch, it's a dorky girl doing things she enjoys while encouraging others to pursue their hobbies, she's like a shelter from all the negativity and shit flinging that is the modern internet.
>>2557278I agree with youThe max I can accept is HPs in the 10k ranges (max 99k) and damage around that numbers too, maybe with 100k being insanely high damaging attacksHowever DQ's very low numbers are so... comfy? Elegant? I don't know but I prefer them a lot
>>2557300Jesus. My current record is 6 minutes with the Howi build gunlance, charge blade looks broken as fuck.
sex
She is the dumbest little shark I know, and is painfully adorable.How is such cuteness possible?
baaaaaaaaribaribaribaribari
im running to the bathroom let me know if Gura gets shocked to death
>>2557330>27+3 = 30>Aloe graduated on the 30th
Gura...
>>2557374The funny pictures sure help
>>2557292Ina's stream was chiller than usual since she was streaming in the morning. Cute moments throughout and it wasn't too long. Definitely worth catching up on.
GOOMED ALL OVER THE WALL AGAIN
Gura almost did something impressive
Shark...
Nice gooming there gura, rumao
Gura.....
>>2557263Numberfagging past 1m kind of doesn't have a point
>>2557313It was great for everyone except butthurt chumbabbies and dogfuckers
>>2557404ANON YOU JUST MISSED IT
>>2557330>Legendary Vestals>Aemilia, a Roman vestal who prayed to Vesta for assistance on one occasion when the sacred fire was extinguished, and then miraculously rekindled it by throwing a piece of her garment upon the extinct embers.IT KEEPS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>2557259>IofiNot a VOD, but look up translations of her streams with Sora. Really fucking cute.>AnyaIf you want a sassy brat, the love advice streams. If you want cute Anya, the collabs with Ina.>MoriShe's my oshi so I want to say 'watch everything', but I think the unarchived karaoke streams are probably a good place to start. Her latest Q&A (a couple of months back) was also a really good stream to get an insight into the type of person she is.>AmeOuter Wilds, not even a contest. Ame at her best.>OllieCollabs. The ones with Ame, Reine and Mori come to mind.>MoonaKaraoke streams.
>>2557191Twitch actually has easily trackable numbers you know? Why even lie like that?
She's never going to play this game again.
Where were you when /hlgg/became the inheritors of Rome?
why doesn't gura hit the monster?
>>2557299fuck math
Cart #1
>>2557404poison*
Gura just carted and missed every Charged Final Attack
>>2557393Keep in mind TDS is German autistic efficiency channeled into hunting monsters
[Sad News] Gura's first cart was to a Great Wroggi
>>2557313It wasn't just the language barrier, though that made everything much worse. No one really was that comfortable with each other. No room for banter or trash talking, especially since Ai is like the OG vTuber I felt like the others were walking on eggshells.Sora had the same issue to some extent. Arguably Gura has the same issue now with the JP branch. Great collabs either had a few participants who are willing to ignore the awkwardness to some degree (Kiara, Ollie) or history, often including some scuffed streams, to build chemistry.
HER FIRST CART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CARTED
GURA GOT CARTEDLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Are you guys enjoying Gura's last monhun stream?
>>2557374>Mom's fans calling her grampsIt was too relatable, and it reflected reality too much.
>she didn't know she was poisoned
First cart?
>cartedshork.....
was this her first cart?
>goomed at the wall>died from poisoningWhat a terrible day
gura...
Wait Gura is streaming right now? Why is the thread so slow I couldn't tellGura_Ogey.png
>>2557434gooruh, you know how the frets on your ukulele get closer together as you go up the neck? ever wonder why that is?
Goomba...
>>2557425>VOD recommendation>unarchived karaokenice
>>2557330>The chastity of the Vestals was considered to have a direct bearing on the health of the Roman state. When they entered the collegium, they left behind the authority of their fathers and became daughters of the state. Any sexual relationship with a citizen was therefore considered to be incest and an act of treason>Ancient tradition required that an unchaste Vestal be buried alive within the city, that being the only way to kill her without spilling her blood, which was forbidden. However, this practice contradicted the Roman law that no person might be buried within the city. To solve this problem, the Romans buried the offending priestess with a nominal quantity of food and other provisions, not to prolong her punishment, but so that the Vestal would not technically be buried in the city, but instead descend into a "habitable room".THEY DIDN'T FIRE THEIR VESTALS, THEY GRADUATED THEM
GURA NOOOOOOO
>>2557422Wrong collab and wrong company, seething SEAnigger
>>2557259>>MoriAll of the date, fake ASMR, and ASMR streams (skip the first one back in January, the one that was a fucking disaster).
>>2557374The first one was better, but the second readalong was pretty funny too. It's a shame such good streams give birth to such shitty memes that just won't die.
>>2557441THE GREAT FILTER BABY
God if Gura finds this literal fucking pushover of a monster annoying then I have sad news for her...
>>2557244You were saying
>>2556928yes
THEY STOPPED HER FROM DOING THE KHEZU FUCK
why doesn't she pick up the wirebug?
Oh I just realized Gura has the ability to rewind the stream turned on for this stream
I didn't know there were so many bloodborne speedrunners in Gura's chat
she wouldn't have carted if chat didn't talk her into trying to capture the damned thing instead of just killing.CHAT HATE
>>2557424no fucking way
>>2557375>Tiktoks confirm they aren't on 4chanAnon you do know there's a massive following of tiktok stuff right?
>>2557494Wirebug?
How does Gura manage to be so cute?
>>2557498oh shit
>>2556992i think i found what you're referring to. in the beginning of the unarchived member's ukulele stream she shows us the goomba roomba opening and, presumably responding to chat, giggles and sings "you spin me right round baby right round". it's not definitive evidence though since that's actually a pretty popular song.
>>2557481Could say the same about all clipfag/normalfag memes desu. Everybody thinks they're a fucking comedian and that their stupid joke needs to be front and center of every stream regardless of whether or not it even makes sense.
>>2557473If you've been in these threads for more than 5 minutes you know where to find them. Hell, all the unarchived karaoke VODs are uploaded in full to Youtube anyways.
>>2557087Gura doesn't care about Minecraft
>>2557485to be fair all the small 'dromes are annoying with slower weapons due to their small frames.
>>2557379Imagine remaking the sequel to something you decided would be better as a sequel to that sequel. Who the fuck is the target audience of Advent Children in 2021?
>>2557359Not him but only the first one was thanks to Botan and the overall good synergy of gen 5 and EN, it's still mostly shit because of the game itself.
Narwa is fun
>>2557498you're right, I hadn't noticed that either.
>>2557292Ina was really cute today. She confirmed ENMa got Replicant permissions so expect a marathon of that soon.
>Carted to Wroggi>not going to do Khezuunironically NGMI
>>2557498So it's high latency?
>Roberu playing Obra Dinn laterAme, onegai...
>>2557473for mori i'd say wine parties are way better
>>2557515Charge Blade isn't really a slow weapon
I can't wait until this game comes to PC next year so I can learn why people get shit on by Khezu so much.
>>2557511well, i mean, i said back in march. i linked the comment earlier in this thread. but regardless there's no doubt in my mind that she has watched meatspin.
>>2557494She thinks SAED is the only attack in the game, and you need to charge your sword for it
Gura stop trying to SAED this thing holy fuck
>her chat thinks Almudron is the last monsterbased retards>>2557529the big flashy moves are.
>>2557518The fight integrates the siege mechanics well
>>2557424HOW THE FUCK
GET GOOMED SHITTY LIZARD
>>2557515Charge blade is a fast as shit weapon. Its not dual blades but its at least Sword and Shield.
>>2557359>15 person Among UsJesus Christ that'd be fucking chaos
>>2557526No, but someone that falls behind from buffering will stop counting as a viewer.
>>2557524Ina will save her, as soon as gura opens discord...
SHE HIT ONE FINAL ATTACK
>>2557487I'll never apologize for believing in my oshi.
>>2557514If that were true, then why is she playing Monster Hunter right now, hater?
>>2556826He always streams when there's a happening I remember having his Xenoblade stream is the background when EN was announced and the thread descended into madness
>>2557532>get shit on by Khezu so much.Khezu is easy as fuck. They get shat on because they don't look at cues to back the fuck off.
Has Gura even used the most broken thing about CB which is the Counter?
SHE GOOM'D IT
>>2557529It is with gura tunnel visioning on SAED
>>2557547The SAED is fairly slow and easy to miss on the small frames.
>>2557359The EN + Gen 5 one wasn't that bad, but that's because Kiara, Ina, and Mori know enough japanese. Nobody in the vshoshit stream knew japanese. I think one of them was trying, but she didn't know enough to form sentences and for the most part used japanese dialect for english words. My favorite was エレトキ for electric room. That stream was a disaster. The ID EN JP one will be great, because communication won't be a big deal until a Ame, Nene, and Polka situation arises, but moments like that don't encompass the entire stream so it's kino.
>>2557365not if you knew the icon right under the monster shows if its capturable or not, when theres a blue head you can cap it.
Are >we really going to make "Goom" a thing?I really fucking hope now
why do you force gura to play these hard games?
>>2557532He's easy as fuck just people can't into patience.
>>2557532He's not hard, he's just harder than all the filler monsters you were fighting before him
>>2557533>>2557538That's like playing GL and not wyvern fire
>>2557424>AemilliaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2557532Its has one (UNO) attack that has a very vague telegraph, and it screams a lot. the "vague" telegraph is obvious as fuck once you know what it is
>>2557504no i didn't hear about massive tiktok following across hlgg audience. you see the only 2 girls who ame can't imagine being on tiktok are the ones who are obviously visiting 4chan
>>2557570>NENE TRASHI'll never forgive polka
>>2557552Ina's busy today
>>2556885>>2557016>>2557261>>2557330>>2557424AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2557558To be fair, that's mostly because he's always fucking streaming in general.
>>2557587NENE TRAST FUCK NENE
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2557372Drooling for low stamina, limping is when its low enough to cap. There were also skills that tipped you off if you had them.
>your oshi>your social security number
>>2557573not.*
So if State-Sponsored Hololive chuubas would be the Vestal Virgins, does that make the Sibylline Books the Book of Rrats??
OH NONONONO
Is Gura ogey guys?
>>2557577Time wasted on wyvern fire is time spent not spamming wyrmstakes
shorgk....
RATE THE STREAM
HAHAHAHAHAHA GURA YOU DUMBFUCK
Guar gloomba
GET FUCK TRAPFAGGOTS
what happened?
g..............
>>2557330>>2557424>>2557474IT WAS MEANT TO BE
chumbuds your oshi is
>>2557532Im new to MH and khezu wasn't hard
>>2557600>Nenechi>Onions de Chile, What es eso?
>>2557552Ina barely even registers Gura right now. She sent a message and literally did not bother following up.
>>2557120COMET NO
>>2557609rule of cool
HoloID gen1 big announcement tonight
I thought you could pick up traps when I first started playing, was very sad to find out that you can't
>>2557620chat told her the reason it had an X was because she was on her Palamute's back, so she dismounted, and then hit Y instead of A to get back on and deployed it.
>>2557574I wanted her to play Terraria!Imagine the most fucking furious god damn jpg you've ever saved.
>gura thinks she can make another>but doesn't have any trap tools in her box
BASED GURAFUCK PEACEFUL ROUTEI WANT BLOODKILL ALL MONSTERS AND EAT THEIR FLESHStill, Gura...
>>2557625Super dumb, exactly the way I like it
your oshi is special chumbuds
>your oshi>your favorite show this se/a/son
>>2557640CHAT HATE
>>2557600Ame750886728
>>2557642The guild box thing provides 2
>>2557646which monster do you think would be the tastiest?
>your oshi>would you be able to support her financially?
>>2557605AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2557651We know. She's specially cute.
Lures have never done anything in this game I think
Gura being so clueless is actually triggering me.
Gura is fucking this up so hard its kinda amazing. I don't think my 5 year old cousin had this much trouble trapping a monster in MonHun 1 (though I was guiding him.)
>>2557625retarded but cuter this way.
>>2557527Didn't she say she has it downloaded? I guess she's just getting through some of her backlog before she starts it
So who is worse at MonHun, Gura or Anya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0P9yADmAt8Another Gura sister is streaming
wait.. she's pregnant?
this is actually somewhat painful to watch
I know she's just being dumb to be a baby but this is getting really annoying
>>2557532I've not played Rise, but in my experience from 4U Khezu shouldn't be remotely hard, I always just found it annoying to fight sometimes because it stalls with the shocks.
>baits the trap>Piranhas eat the baitlol, this is not her stream
How the fuck could you have this creature as your oshi
>>2557661They're almost all carnivorous, so I bet none. Are carnivorous animals tasty? Do we even eat them? I guess China eats dogs and cats but still.
>>2556979What are /r9k/'s unironic attitudes? I've never been there, but a quick glance over the catalogue and a few threads gives me a vibe of it being a mixture of /a/, /b/, /pol/ and reddit.
>>2557675>AnyaWho?
>>2557667TECHNICALLY Gura could go get a Stinkmink, coat herself in it, and BE the bait to bring it to the trap, but she doesn't know where one is and wouldn't know to do it.
>>2557652PolkaIm stuck on the last 2 seasons, but Nagatoro looks good
>>2557675Anya
>>2557532he's not that hard, he's just a really obnoxious fuck with no BGM. The real annoying asshole is Rathalos with his constant flying around and wasting your time.
>>2557675Anya was significantly worse during the collab with Pochi and Ina. Still love my dagger though.
>>2557667They do but they require specific circumstances. >Exhausted>Not already looking for foodIt's why status meat is good against brute wyverns since they get exhausted stupidly fast
>>2557675Haven't watched Anya's streams, but Reine is definitely doing better than Gura.
>ame fucks up in mario yesterday>gura fucks up in monhun todayTHEY ARE
>Gura schedules 1 stream of a game per week and forgets everything in betweenWhen is she gonnil stop doing this?
>>2557678As relevant as *to, get out
>>2557662InaShe could support me.
I bet the Palamute kills it.
gura is only good for sex appeal
>>2557667because monsters aren't going to fall for your drugged/tinged/poison meat if they see you place them. There use to be one hungry motherfucker that use to but they removed that in later generations
Isn't wroggi like the easiest monster in the game? And gura has been hunting it for 30 minutes?
>>2557715FUCK-UPS
>>2557675Ina nearly triple-carted to ludroth and thought you were supposed to be bouncing off of the monster when using DBs.
>>2557678Not Hololive. Fuck off.
>she's trying to lure the monster on the trap nowMy fucking sides
>>2557678She streamed earlier with Nacho and has another collab with her scheduled in MC and it just makes me want to see Nacho collab with Gura or at least Ina...
Is this what all non cartoons games look like on the switch? This game looks like it's running on all low settings on a computer from fifteen years ago
>>2557689wait, they do?
>>2557715NOOBS
>>2557605>Sio has the Sibyl and Kurokami was the last Roman king
>>2557662InaI can barely support myself.
>>2557653chat was right, she fucked up
>>2557715bad at games!
>can i hit him with my cunny
>>2557715IMMATURE AND NOT IN CONTROL OF THEIR EMOTIONS
>>2556957People like Ina.
>>2557652InaVivy is pretty based so far.
This is painful.
Gooruh....
>the trap fucking expiredThis stream is too good goddamn
>>2557690Generally no, carnivorous animals usually taste gamey because of their diet. You can fix the taste if you domesticate them and regulate their diet like chickens but that's not usually the case for stuff you hunt.
I am in physical pain. But she is cute so it's okay.
>almost baited on it>TRAP GONEHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>the trap expired
>>2557747Gura hasn't RQ yet.
>>2557675who is anya?
>the trap is goneMUH FUCKING SIDES
JUST KILL THE DAMN THING
>>2557689>trap ran outIna save her from the burnout
>>2557715cute, funny, entertaining, and my favorite holos!
Did a random wildlife trigger the trap?Gura...
This monhun stream is just getting better and better.
>>2557723slow and steady!
This might be the final MH stream.
I'm switching oshis now. Ame is my new oshi, farewell chumbuddies, it's been fun!
>>2557662>Mori>the only upside to my miserable job is that it pays out the ass, so yes
Wings hate
>>2557777>quadsNo...
I feel bad for the shark
>>2557777lets hope soi hate watching this game
>>2557765>Fall Guys
>>2557735That was what hit her away when she put it down
>>2557675>AnyaWho? Are the EN2s already debuting and I missed it?
>>2557594>he's always fucking streamingWell, he did;_;I'm gonna test that theory to see if he's streaming when NijiEN is announced
>>2557662>Ina>Yes. I wouldn't need to though since she makes more than me>t. ako veterinarian
>>2557780Why are deadbeats like this?
>>2557777yeah... she's not enjoying this shit
She picked up the honey instead of the part Kek
>>2557777Good
>>2557777well, i'll miss the music
FUCK TRAPPING MONSTERS. KILLING IS THE ONLY WAY
>>2556660Then go watch twitch ethots if you're okay with that.
>>2557690Shark and alligator meat are pretty good
>>2557773nothing outside of large monsters can trigger them. It expired.
>>2557777Ina... save her...
FUCK ME I KEPT LOOKING INTO THE ROMAN SHITARE WE CONDUCTING APOTHEOSIS ON THESE FUCKING GIRLS
>>2557690Diablos isnt a carnivore, volvidon eats bugs same with barroth, and those are just in this game, theres lots of others that eat only plants, some that just eat rocks too. And who knows what the fuck Elder Dragons eat, probably everything.
I want to tell Gura not to SAED every chance she gets but I don't think she'd read my SC.
>>2557807AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1378613768297545734
>>2557777Saving yourself from a grudgepost with that might
GURA YOU ARE A PREDATOR JUST KILLL THEM
>>2557636it's definitely 3D
>>2557777I just don't get why someone with 0 talent for videogames like Gura chose MH of all things to stream.
>>2557777No, this might be THE final stream.
>>2557777I hope so. I love the MH streams everyone's doing but holy fuck Gura. I'll just watch Ina and the JPs play it
>>2557777All I want is that she plays with Ina. Then she can burn the game.
What's the difference between trapping and killing the monsters? other than the obvious one, Do they give you more stuff if you capture them?
>>2557703Just flash bomb him and he falls back down
>>2557798This stream is really something else>does Vespoid quest, kills a random monster while doing it and then gives up on completing it>puts bait, gets eaten>puts trap wrongly>spends minutes to bait the monster nearby it>almost does it>trap despawns
>>2557777TERRARIA LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2557796Why are takos like this?
>>2557803He's not the one bitching, unlike you
>>2557823chat...
>>2557777Checked
>>2557662GuraNo. Which is shameful, because if she's not eating sugar and carbs she's barely eating at all.
is Gura ogey?
>>2557662KiaraShe makes triple my income but we'd definitely be stable
>>2557818>Will
SHE HATES IT
>>2557818Yeah, like she became a minecraft speedrunner.
>>2557829Capturing can possibly get you different rewards that you cant get from carving.
>>2557733no, look at doom eternal or alien isolation
That's 5 Gooms she missed?
GURASEX
>>2557807we literally call them idols bozo
>>2557809>Diablos isnt a carnivoreYou're fucking kidding me? Does he impales other monsters for fun then?
>your oshi>her favourite salad dish
>>2557824This isn't as bad as Maneater.
>>2557829The moral choice is capturing them
>>2557777the only thing that can save her from droping the game is the cowboy hat from wroggi's set
If the anon who made this is still here. Can you make a pregnant version?https://files.catbox.moe/lxql00.png
>>2557777God I fucking hope so. She clearly fucking hates it, and if she can't get a slight hold of it now on the weakest piece of shit creature, she's gonna be in hell later.
Why couldn't they have played Dragon's Dogma?
>>2557822UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHH AME 3D MEGA COCK
>>2557662guraeasily
>>2557829Some monsters have different drop pools. Monster A drops good stuff when killed, monster B drops good stuff when captured.
>>2557809That just makes me wonder what something that eats rocks would taste like. Worms eat dirt which is kinda the same, but I've never eaten worms before either
Jesus this stream
yab
Gura's so mad she turned into an error message.
>>2557862InaA head of lettuce with whippedcream
>>2557662KiaraGimme a few years yeah, but by that time she could probably just retire and coast off investments.
>>2557517Man we really need another gen 5 x EN collab, I have good memories of that collab
>>2557777>Begins the stream>Chooses the hardest weapon to fully utilize >Immediately does a gathering quest and gets lost, quitting it despite nearly being done>Moves around inventory for fifteen minutes before going onto a capture mission for some reason>Fucks up all the captures after thirty minutes of huntingHonestly it's all her own fault for this.
>>2557866>moral choiceAnon instead of dying in a death battle they die after being lobotomized, tortured, experimented on. I bet some researcher even fucks them
gawr...
Why is there a network connection error when she's streaming solo? Does the live2D software they use require always online?
>>2557861Hes very territorial
>>2557829They give different things, some only carve, some only cap, generally different %s.
>>2557861It's for self defense bro.But yeah it's true, it ain't a carnivore. They're just very fucking territorial for some reason.
>>2557861oh man, wait till you hear about bulls.
>>2557897Yes
>>2557678wtf there's blue ame and now yellow gura????
>>2557897Cover's software seems to.
>>2557893Which monster do you think would be the best lay?
>>2557869Bro what happened to you to get to the point of publicly asking for someone to make your loli hentai into pregnant loli hentai
>>2557690Shut up Mista
>>2557777Thank fucking god, honestly. This isn't even like BPM where she can luck out and have some fun. She may actually run out of time to kill this thing.
>>2557897yes, it needs a cloud server to work.Wait is this a survey post?
>>2557893I'm that researcher
>>2557678Off topic
>>2557777Gura should have chosen LS if she wanted a flashy but easy weapon to use
>>2557897It's a phone app and requires connection through the internet to use
YAB
>>2557824>MonHun is graduating GuraBros...
>>2557897reminder that there are people in this thread who unironically believe that cover is going to "develop" virtual reality technology
Finally
>>2557893Moral for hunterkind and wyvernkind, who cares about the monsters?
RATE THE HUNT
>>2557897The phone software connects to the PC and transfers tracking data to it.
She... She knows she has a shield right...?
>>2557897From what some of the girls implied, the phone has to send a signal to the computer she is streaming to with the live2d.
>>2557777You fuckers have been saying this for weeks
>Fucking FinallyYABE GURA SWORE!
KOSHE FUCKING DID IT
>>2557652inai don't really watch seasonal anime, but blue lock is an ongoing manga series thats pretty cool
SHE FINISHED ONE (1) QUEST
>It wasn't a capture missionWhat in the everloving fuck was she doing then?
>>2557890Sadly she gets filtered hard by tutorials, and she wants to do everything onstream. Otherwise she'd learn this stuff beforehand
>>2557861Ok Imagine you are like 2 tons of pure muscle and bone, and some fucking shark dude shows up on your turf, comes into your nest and starts fucking around. I think you'd put a horn throug him too.
>Early this board was seething at Kiara at how she didn't went emo in Nier>Now they are seething at Gura being bad at videogames>When is already deam know only Ame is the actual gamer...which isn't saying muchHave we been raided by /v/ermins?
>Quest completeWait, what was the capturing about
>>2557913I became based
>>2557951Attempting to capture
>Flying fish out of the water in the backgroundThe power of the Switch everybody
>>2557939MonHun chads keep winningGura is going to get mindbroken to the point where she starts using insect glaive and you're all gonna LIKE IT
>>2557951Someone told her that capturing gives more materials but failed to also explain that it alters drop chances instead.
>>2557375>Tik Tok keeps getting brought upThere's no way she isn't actively browsing it.
>32 minutes>on a LR Great wroggiGura...
>32 Minutes
>MutedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
w-why is gura blushing
>>2557951Retards in chat kept egging her on to capture
>>2557951Dumbfucks that say capturing is better exist. She read one such message and now believes it.
i am so glad i know nothing about monster hunter, i can't tell at all what she's "doing wrong"
>>2557951Her best!
>>2557869I request a version with Anya having correctly sized tits
>>2557955Always
>>2557955SEAchama are you having a fucking stroke
SHE'S STICKY
SEX WITH MORIRIN
>>2557972>>2557975She got baited into trying to capture, prease understando.